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Hello desert wanderers,
I am the Love-roo.
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That's a road bike?
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Yeah, it's Triumph.
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You trying to sex up
your image a bit, mate?
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Gees Will, we've
be on for months.
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On the internet.
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We're not on the
internet anymore.
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We are wrong together.
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We both know it.
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I'm an open book, girl.
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Oh, so you want me to tell theworld you're in love with Jess?
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How did we end up here?
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Two days ago we were fightingand knocking each other out.
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Jess, will you marry me?
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Yes.
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She's only 23
years old, how can
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you mate for life at that age?
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Well, I got married
when I was 23.
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Yeah, look how that ended.
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Sorry, I take that one back.
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MICHAEL: My nan always saidsome things are best kept quiet.
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In her book, secrets were good.
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You give away your secretsthen you give away your power.
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But I don't know.
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Sometimes I wonder ifit's good to have secrets.
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Sometimes I think it'll bebetter just to come clean,
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get it all out in the open.
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Tell that girl how you feel.
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Confess the thing you
never told anyone about.
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I know I'm supposed
to be the Love-roo,
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but to tell you the truth, Idon't have a clue about love.
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But I do know what it's liketo have a secret for years
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and never tell a living soul.
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So tonight desert
wanderers, I want
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you to tell us your secrets.
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Secret love's, secret fears,maybe something you've done.
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Now is your chance to getit all out in the open.
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If there's anyone out therelistening, this is the Love-roo
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and I'm waiting
to hear from you.
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[THEME - BRIDIE, FRANK YAMMA "PITJANTJARA"]
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Take me to that open
silent space where
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the earth breathes your name.
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Meet me underneath
the starlight sky.
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All our troubles fade away.
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Hold me now as the
golden sunlight
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warms across your face.
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La, la, la, la.
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These are for you.
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There are a few more
emails I haven't
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had a chance to print out yet.
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You must have really
inspired our listeners,
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there's a heap of letters there.
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Whoa.
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Better guard them with yourlife, pretty explosive stuff.
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Yeah, I will.
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See you later.
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See you.
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[car door closing]
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Wow babe, when
did you do all this?
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Oh, I can't reallysleep past about 6:00 AM.
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"Enjoy the food, love Nat."
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Oh.
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Yeah, well I didn't claimto have made everything.
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We should have an engagementparty before I go back.
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It's a good excuse to
put some of your friends
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together with some of mine.
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You know, we get Nat
and Toby and Michael,
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and get them together
with Rob and the boys.
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Think that'd be a
night to remember.
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Yeah, yeah great.
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Do want me to get you someextra socks from the car?
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Hey, I'm not
getting cold feet.
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Well, how come
every time I mention
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wedding plans you go quiet?
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Why don't we get marriedbefore you go back to work?
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No, I'm serious.
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Neither of us have much
on in the next month,
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and you're going to have togo away for two months back
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to the mines.
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It just it would make
sense to do it now.
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It does, but I mean are youhappy to get married that soon?
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Pick a number.
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Go on.
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Any number between one and 30.
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17.
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Done, we're getting
married on the 17th.
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- Are you serious?
- Yes.
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For real?
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Yeah.
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Yes!
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Walk, walk, and turn.
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Walk, walk, and turn.
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He's really getting very
good these little turns,
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and now we've got a very niceswivel, thank you very much,
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as he moves across so
don't look up because he
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is just about to stop.
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It's a lovely technique, that'sthe stand over technique.
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What?
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Singles night.
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I just don't think
I can do it again.
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But you didn't
give it a chance.
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Sorry Helen, but I just don'tthink I could do another one.
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It wasn't that bad.
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PATRICK: It was fun.
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[music playing]
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I'm sorry Helen, it's
just not your fault,
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just that creative thingsaren't your strong point.
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Where you going?
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Out.
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I'm not creative and
I'm obviously not
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very good at making suggestionsfor your special nights,
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so I'll just stick to my job.
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Come on Helen, don't
take it like that.
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It's time that I pursuedmy other interests.
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What other interests?
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Have a nice day.
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You too sweetie.
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See you tonight.
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OK.
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ELLIE: OK, bye.
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Bye.
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[door closing]
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[coughing]
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Forgot my Jacket.
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What you up to?
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MATT: Nothing.
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Got my jacket.
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Have you got me a present?
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No.
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You have, you
got me a present.
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No, I haven't.
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Well, you've got asecret though haven't you?
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I don't.
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Honestly nothing's going on.
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It's a pity, secrets are sexy.
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See you tonight.
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See you.
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I've got otherinterests, plenty of them.
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Hey Helen, are you
the muse of Alice?
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No Patrick, I'm theaccountant of Alice, remember?
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Oh well, I'm very
surprised at you.
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Aren't you interested inhaving a go or setting yourself
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a challenge?
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No.
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I am so not interested.
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[music playing]
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MICHAEL: Hey Mrs. D.
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Hey Mikey.
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What's happening?
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Oh, I was clearing
out the garage
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and I thought you
might like this.
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Yeah, I know it's
pretty useless,
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but you might trythrowing it at something.
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Always found the best wayto get over a broken heart
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is to destroy white goods.
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Right.
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Made you some [inaudible] too.
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Thanks mom, I'll eat
them for play lunch.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah.
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Mom I'm fine, happy as.
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Look, we've got to go, OK?
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Thanks for the bickies.
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[music playing]
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Damn it, the area's closed.
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What is it?
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[inaudible] business, we
can't go through there.
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What are we going to do?
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What's a secret about
what they're doing?
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Surely you can tell us?
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Hell, we're all
Australian aren't we?
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Mate, I don't know whatthey're doing, it's secret.
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Look we can take you back totown and refund your money
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or we can--
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Or we could take you
to the other place.
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Wallamy Canyon?
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Oh, I don't know.
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No, no, come on,
what's the place?
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We shouldn't take youthere, it's a bit off the map.
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Well, that sounds
more like it.
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OK well, if you promise
not to tell anyone.
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Sure.
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Yeah, all right.
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Fine, let's go.
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PATRICK: There were nine
muses sent to inspire
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humanity to great heights.
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Clio, Calliope,
Phalia but of course,
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the greatest muse
of all was Helen.
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Oh, yes, Helen.
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Face that launched 1,000 ships.
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All right, I'll do it.
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Helen.
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I just want to apologizeabout what I said this morning
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about you not being creative.
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You are creative,
you're very creative.
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You're creative with
accounting and we
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all know that
creative accounting--
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- Jack.
- Put--
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Do you mind I really needto make this phone call?
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Do you mind?
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Sorry.
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[beeping]
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Hello, I'm calling
about your ad,
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and I suppose you need
my name and my number.
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So, um, I'm-- my name's
Camille, you can call me
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on 701051982 thanks
very much look forward
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to hearing from you, bye.
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Well I, I love that name,it's, it's very creative.
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Yeah.
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OK, anything that you wouldlike to tell me now that we're
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really going to get married?
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Not really.
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No, really I want,
I want us to be honest
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and tell each other everything.
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So if there's
anything at all shoot.
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All right well, you shouldprobably know that I did once
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ask another woman to marry me.
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Her name was Julie Stephens.
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Julie Stephens, what happened?
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She said no.
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Kicked me in the shinsand threw sand in my eyes
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and then stole my lunchbox.
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[laughing]
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So that's it then.
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That's about as deep
and dark as I get, baby.
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What about you then?
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We'll pick you up at
the end of the trail.
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OK, sure.
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I reckon we've got fourhours before the next tour
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buses are in.
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Now the walk will
take them two hours,
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then you can feed them andget the hell out of here.
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You're a genius.
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What are you
waiting for, come on.
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What if something
happens to them?
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It's a well-marked trail.
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Yeah Michael, this
is a guided tour.
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If something does happento them they could sue us.
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Toby.
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He's a lawyer.
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Look, you go on to
the end of the track,
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I'll go and check on them.
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No, we'll both go.
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No, no, no, the
Love-roo needs his rest.
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I'll see you at the other end.
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You know the day that
you came and proposed.
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Mm-hmm.
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I thought you werecoming to break up with me.
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What?
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Why would you think that?
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I don't know, you were
acting so strangely.
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Yeah, well I
mean I was a little
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nervous that you might say no.
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I thought you were and--
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and I--
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You what?
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I-- I was just so shocked,and I'm really glad you asked.
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I'm so glad you said yes.
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So am I.
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[music playing]
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Damn it.
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Check that out.
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Hey, you checking
out the wildlife?
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Yeah.
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You know for a place that'ssupposed to be secret there's
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an awful lot of signs.
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Not to mention people.
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00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,880
Now he's romantic.
269
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,680
Ellie?
270
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,600
Mm?
271
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,520
Have you ever had a muse?
272
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,000
Oh, well I certainly
had a creative surge
273
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,360
when I started seeing Matt.
274
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,000
Because he
appreciates your work?
275
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,520
Yeah, well there's that too.
276
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,640
Hello, Baa Bar.
277
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,000
Oh.
278
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,360
No, I'm sorry you've
got the wrong number.
279
00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,560
Oh yummy.
280
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,120
How about you, Nat?
281
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,240
Have you ever been inspired?
282
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,920
Camille?
283
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,280
Camille who?
284
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,920
We spent a whole summer
perfecting creme brulee.
285
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,840
I gained about three kilos,and he started to stink.
286
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,440
These are inspired.
287
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,560
Try this.
288
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,120
All right, I'll
ask if you like.
289
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,080
Camille, is there anyonehere by the name of Camille?
290
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,120
Um, uh.
291
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,160
JACK: Camille?
292
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,760
I know Camille,
she's a friend,
293
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,120
I can pass the message on.
294
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,000
Thanks.
295
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:34,840
[background chatter]
296
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,880
WOMAN: OK, all right.
297
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,000
[wind blowing]
298
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,560
Shit.
299
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,800
WOMAN1 [VOICEOVER]: He woulddie if he knew my secret,
300
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,520
but I've always wanted--
301
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,680
[interposing voices]
302
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,240
WOMAN2 [VOICEOVER]: I alwaysthought we'd end up together.
303
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,480
Oh, we didn't have to sayit, we both just knew it,
304
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,640
and one day as women
came in from nowhere
305
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,680
and took him away from me.
306
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,440
You want to know my biggestregret I got married
307
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:19,160
and I had kids but I was alwaysin love with somebody else.
308
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,160
All right!
309
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,720
I bloody get it!
310
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,440
A month?
311
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:37,840
Well, that's great
congratulations.
312
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,720
You could be a
little bit happier.
313
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,320
Well I am.
314
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,760
I am happy for the both ofyou, but just a lot of take in,
315
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,200
you know.
316
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,080
First you get engaged andnow there's a wedding.
317
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,360
[laughing] That's sort
of how it happens, Jack.
318
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,480
You get engaged and
then you get married.
319
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:55,680
We just we thought we'd
keep you in the loop.
320
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,280
Good.
321
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,880
Well, congratulations hey.
322
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,680
Thank you.
323
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,000
Darren, we'll have to catchup later on for a beer or two,
324
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,800
you know, get to know eachother a little bit better.
325
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,040
Yeah, no that'd be greatJack, I'd really like that.
326
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,000
Yeah, that's settled then hey.
327
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,160
Come here big fella.
328
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,040
Oh!
329
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,280
Oh!
330
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,840
What's going on here?
331
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:22,720
Jess and Darren have set adate in a month on the 17th.
332
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,440
All right.
333
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,640
Michael can I just.
334
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,360
Yeah I need book you
for a singles night.
335
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,360
Congrats.
336
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,720
Oh, thank you mate.
337
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,600
Thank you.
338
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,480
Hi there.
339
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,800
Shouldn't you be at work?
340
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,480
Just taking a break.
341
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,440
You taking a nap?
342
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,320
Yeah.
343
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,800
Don't say a word, I don'tneed any lectures from you.
344
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,640
The desert ranger.
345
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,320
What the hell are you doingtalking to that idiot again?
346
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,440
Didn't you get hurt
enough the first time?
347
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,120
I miss talking to him.
348
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,080
Maybe we're better as onlinefriends than anything else.
349
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,480
Spunky Monkey.
350
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,000
What kind of a name
is Spunky Monkey?
351
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,760
If he's so cool about beingjust friends, why the hell
352
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:26,080
you pretending to
be somebody else?
353
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,520
You should talk
about pretending.
354
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,920
You hide behind
that Mr. Cool image,
355
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,440
never telling anybody
how you really
356
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,760
feel, but I know
you Mr. Love-roo,
357
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,160
I know what your secret is.
358
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,960
You don't know the
first thing about me.
359
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,560
You are the muse of the Alice.
360
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,480
OK, now you look alittle bit like the bunny
361
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,840
ball of the Alice.
362
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,880
You're supposed to
inspire not terrify.
363
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,600
Think-- think Mona Lisa.
364
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,920
Think Marlene Dietrich.
365
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,480
Think Johnny Depp.
366
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,400
Johnny Depp?
367
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,760
Think about what you'rehaving for dinner tonight.
368
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,160
That's it.
369
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,080
That is perfect.
370
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,040
[music playing]
371
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,920
You're listening
to the Love-roo.
372
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,640
Yeah, just a reminder
about singles night
373
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,880
at the Baa Bar tomorrow night.
374
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,560
Time to get out of the houseand meet some new people.
375
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,160
Now, we have a letter
here from a Max.
376
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,880
He's 50 and he lives
out on a station.
377
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,840
And Max writes that he's beenin love with the same girl
378
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,800
since he was seven.
379
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,440
Problem is, so is his best mate.
380
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,400
Anyway, they both ended
up losing the girl
381
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,440
to another bloke
and he writes here
382
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,560
that he'll go to
his grave regretting
383
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,680
that he never told
the girl how he
384
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,960
really felt about her, becausethe secret's been killing him.
385
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,760
Well, thanks for
your letter Max,
386
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,880
and if there's any
wise old desert
387
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,720
wanderers that can help Maxout with any advice, call in.
388
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,200
[music playing]
389
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:09,720
[SINGING] When you're
drifting on the ocean--
390
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,840
Oh, I used to love this song.
391
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,760
Really?
392
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,280
Do you play any instruments?
393
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,880
No, musically challenged man.
394
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,200
Tone deaf.
395
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,120
No rhythm.
396
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,000
All right Darren, tell
me all about yourself.
397
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,840
Lay it on the line, we got afull bar and we got all night.
398
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,040
Hopefully we won't
need all night.
399
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,040
I am an engineer
out at the mines.
400
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,920
I bought my own
house two years ago.
401
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,920
I'm in love with
your daughter Jess.
402
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:49,800
It's about it.
403
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,000
- Want another one?
- Yeah.
404
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,160
Here [inaudible].
405
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,840
Maybe a game of pool?
406
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:05,720
Yeah.
407
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:41,360
[music playing]
408
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,360
ELLIE: Matt?
409
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,360
Hang on.
410
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,800
ELLIE: Matt, I'm home.
411
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,800
Hang on.
412
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,840
ELLIE: Matt?
- Just a minute.
413
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,720
ELLIE: What are you doing?
414
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,280
Hang on.
415
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,240
Matt?
416
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,120
Huh?
417
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:06,360
Oh, is this what you've
been hiding from me?
418
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,760
No.
419
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,800
[laughing] Oh, I love it.
420
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,600
It smells so good.
421
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,000
Yeah.
422
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:15,880
Can you put it on for me?
423
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,120
No.
424
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,080
No.
425
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,000
Please?
426
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,480
No.
427
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,480
You're live on
the Love-roo, what
428
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,400
advice have you got for Max?
429
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,280
MAN [ON RADIO]: I've beenlistening to your show
430
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,600
over the last couple
of nights and well, it
431
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,800
seems to me that all you
people with your secrets
432
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,600
are hiding from life.
433
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,760
And I think Max has to rememberthat, well life doesn't
434
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,960
come to you, you've
got to go out
435
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,200
and grab it with both hands.
436
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,200
Take some risks, you know.
437
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:55,280
You might end up getting hurtor looking stupid or not.
438
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,560
Even hurt someone else,but at least you're alive.
439
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,320
You know you're living life.
440
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,440
I mean, if you wantsomething more than anything
441
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,280
you can't just sit there andwait for it to come to you.
442
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,880
Bottle of bubbly
stuff, thanks.
443
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,600
MAN [ON RADIO]: I mean it'sjust never going to happen.
444
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:17,360
Everything hasconsequences, even inaction.
445
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,200
Cheers.
446
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,560
MAN [ON RADIO]: Do you want toknow what kind of life inaction
447
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,520
creates?
448
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,600
What kind of life is that?
449
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,000
MAN [ON RADIO]:
A life not lived.
450
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,600
Now you know you
will never ever
451
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,680
look as good as you do now.
452
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,560
Gravity catches up withyou, more lines, sagging.
453
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,920
You're right.
454
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,520
Little hairs that grow
at the end of your chin.
455
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,960
Yes, it's now or never.
456
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:50,840
Mm.
457
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,040
It's never, I can't do this.
458
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,320
Helen, Helen,
Helen, look at me.
459
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,520
You can do it.
460
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,440
OK.
461
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,320
How do I look?
462
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,960
You look beautiful.
463
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,440
OK.
464
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,920
[CHILDREN'S VOICES IN THE BACKGROUND]
465
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,360
[knocking]
466
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,360
Hi?
467
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,600
Oh, you're Camille.
468
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,720
Oh yes.
469
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,160
Can you hold it for a sec?
470
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,840
Thanks.
471
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,800
Come in.
472
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,440
Come in, James is out back.
473
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,080
OK.
474
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,760
So have you any
experience in posing?
475
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,080
No, I haven't had
any experience exactly,
476
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,960
but I've been studyingsome books and some poses
477
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,480
and so I was sort of
thinking something
478
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:02,880
you know quite sort of um--
479
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,360
[baby laughing]
480
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:10,440
Um, Camille maybe it'dbe better if we talk first.
481
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,360
We'll get to know each other.
482
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,280
OK.
483
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,040
[cellphone beeping]
484
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,120
Getting ready for the big day?
485
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,040
No.
486
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,960
I'm just having a look.
487
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,400
Hey, how are you?
488
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,800
Yeah, I'm good.
489
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,000
I'm beat, but good.
490
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:07,920
Hey, um, what you doinglater on, say around 6:00?
491
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,280
Nothing.
492
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,960
Do you want to meet up
and have a drink at bar?
493
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,320
Yeah, that'd be good.
494
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,400
Yeah, haven't seen
you since the whole--
495
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,320
Yeah.
496
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,440
Well, I better go
and get some sleep.
497
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,320
I'll see you tonight?
498
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,240
See you then.
499
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,040
Oh Michael, I really,
really, like the show.
500
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:30,960
Thanks.
501
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,640
Shall we brave it?
502
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,920
Not bad.
503
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,760
You make one hell of a bride.
504
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,720
I can't wear this.
505
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,840
OK, then try another one on.
506
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,360
There's only like 1,000 of them.
507
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,320
No.
508
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,920
I just, don't think
I can do this.
509
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:00,920
You having second thoughts?
510
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,000
It's everything's
such a mess right now.
511
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,880
Did you have a
fight with Darren.
512
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,240
No, no, he's great.
513
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,920
Just everything else inmy life is falling apart.
514
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,680
What are you talking about?
515
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,960
If I tell you, you'll hate me.
516
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:31,480
Let's get one thingclear, I could never hate.
517
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,640
You're family, like it or not.
518
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,120
I slept with Toby thenight before Darren proposed.
519
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,720
OK.
520
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,960
What do I do.
521
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,040
Do you want to marry Darren?
522
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,680
Yes.
523
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:01,120
Then do absolutely nothing,just forget it ever happened.
524
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,000
Yeah, but I just keep thinkingabout the moment where they
525
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,320
say, does anybody
know of any reason
526
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,080
why these two people
shouldn't be married.
527
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,320
[bells ringing]
528
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,120
I know a reason.
529
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,440
Will they really say that?
530
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,760
I guess I've always been goodwith numbers and I like order,
531
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,440
so accountancy seemed
like the logical choice.
532
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,200
So what's your
passion Camille,
533
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,400
do you have any hobbies
or outside interests?
534
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,400
Don't give away too much,it's all about the mystery.
535
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:44,840
I cycle, but just to getaround so I guess you couldn't
536
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,880
really call that a hobby.
537
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,240
I'd really like to learn to sew.
538
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,360
Camille, I'm not surethis is going to work out.
539
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,360
Oh.
540
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,720
It's just a chemistry thing.
541
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,640
I'm not sure what I'm
looking for exactly.
542
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,360
Oh let's just get
out of here, I mean,
543
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,200
look at him he's a he's
a poor man's pollock.
544
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,120
[laughing]
545
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,080
It's not even pollock.
546
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,560
What are you laughing at?
547
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,240
I was just having a
private conversation
548
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,360
with my dead friend.
549
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,080
I, uh-- Your fr-- friend?
550
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,560
Is uh, is she here now?
551
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,160
She's here.
552
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,400
He's here.
553
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,320
Well, maybe um, maybe
you and your friend
554
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,000
would like to see
some more of my work?
555
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,120
Would you like to do that?
556
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,440
Mm, yes I would.
557
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,040
I guess we could take a look.
558
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,720
I'll show you some of my mostrecent work, mostly nudes.
559
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,920
You do nudes?
560
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,080
Among other things.
561
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,440
You comfortable with that?
562
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,760
Yes, totally comfortable.
563
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,280
I love being nude.
564
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,520
You liar.
565
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,400
Shut up.
566
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,640
Oh.
567
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,560
[door sliding open]
568
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,440
Darren.
569
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,480
Oh.
570
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,880
Oh, good day Jack.
571
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,440
- How you going?
- Good how you?
572
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,560
Good.
573
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,240
Not interrupting anything am I?
574
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,200
Uh, not really.
575
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,120
Good.
576
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,920
I'm just thinking we could spendsome quality time together, you
577
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,320
know, do a bit of male bonding.
578
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,600
Yeah?
579
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,800
What kind of thing
we're thinking about.
580
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,320
Cause if you're
thinking about strippers
581
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,960
and tying me up naked
out in the desert,
582
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,440
I'm really not into
that kind of thing.
583
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,520
You sound like you're
talking from experience.
584
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,880
No.
585
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,240
No, I've just been to a
few too many box nights.
586
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,360
I was actually
thinking of something
587
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,800
a little bit more esoteric.
588
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:54,160
A spiritual bonding betweenfather and future son-in-law.
589
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,200
You're pretty good, Jack.
590
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,080
You almost had me there.
591
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,360
Yeah?
592
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,520
Heard of the Zuni people?
593
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,720
Um, no.
594
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,240
Native American
tribe live on the Zuni
595
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,040
River, west of New Mexico.
596
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,480
You know Jess's first
name is Zuni, right?
597
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,840
It is?
598
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,080
Her mom was veryinspired by their culture.
599
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,440
They have a lot of
beautiful ceremonies.
600
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,320
Right.
601
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,800
People been
practicing fire-walking
602
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,040
since the dawn of time.
603
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:05,000
It's just a matter of trustingyourself, staying calm,
604
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,520
and staying in the moment.
605
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,720
This is insane.
606
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,400
Well getting married
is insane, mate.
607
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,640
If you're going to
do that, then this
608
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,560
should be a walk in the park.
609
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,760
Jack this is a
walk on hot coals.
610
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,600
Don't you want to
push the boundaries?
611
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,880
You built your career.
612
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,160
You bought your house.
613
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,880
You found yourself a wife.
614
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,440
Move outside your comfort zone.
615
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,240
Jack, I live outside
the comfort zone.
616
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,760
I know a lot about it, Iblow things up for a living.
617
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,200
I do, I know a lot
about trust and--
618
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,480
But if you want to do
this then let's bond.
619
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,400
Dad.
620
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,200
[screaming]
621
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,880
You can never tell
Jess we did this.
622
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,080
Secret's safe with me dad.
623
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,240
I mean every
single word of that.
624
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,360
Toby.
625
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,160
Hang on, don't
say anything yet.
626
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,480
Open that.
627
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,440
We could go now and
never come back.
628
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,800
Do whatever we want.
629
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,360
Just as long as we're together.
630
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:07,200
We're a team you and
me, we fit together.
631
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,680
Always have, always
will don't you reckon?
632
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,000
Toby this is--
633
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,680
Crazy, I know.
634
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,400
[laughing] I know.
635
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,600
That's the way it is withyou and me, isn't it?
636
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:35,960
I can't.
637
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,680
Don't marry him, Jess.
638
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,880
I love him.
639
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,720
What about you and me?
640
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,520
It was a mistake.
641
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,360
Hey.
642
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,280
Hi.
643
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,280
What's wrong?
644
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:50,880
I mean, he's just standingthere with his stupid tickets,
645
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,440
what was he going to do?
646
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,360
Get a refund?
647
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,440
I've lost him forever
haven't I, as a friend?
648
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,960
He'll get over it.
649
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,960
Thank you, what
would I do without you?
650
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,520
I mean, he's only
interested in me
651
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,640
because I was talking to you.
652
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,080
Well, he's only human.
653
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,720
Helen, come on today
you a muse and tomorrow
654
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,560
the muse has agreed topose naked for her artist.
655
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,400
I didn't, did I?
656
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,320
Mm-hmm.
657
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,160
[laughing]
658
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,560
Hugh, what's going on?
659
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,120
Singles night.
660
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,600
Thought I'd give it a go.
661
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,760
Life doesn't come
to you and all that.
662
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,160
Slim pickings in here.
663
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,000
OK, check, one, two, two, two.
664
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,200
Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to singles night.
665
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,240
Firstly, I'd like tothank Helen for the idea.
666
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,640
I'm sure it's no
secret to any of you
667
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,440
here that she is thebrains behind this joint.
668
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,080
Thank you very
much, Helen Gregory.
669
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,200
And secondly, I'd like
to thank our sponsor
670
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,760
the Love-roo for
inspiring us all to get
671
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,840
out there and take a few risks.
672
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,640
Thank you very much, Mr. Roo.
673
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,720
One, two, two, two.
674
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:34,120
OK, we have new mail for
some secret admirers.
675
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:39,440
Number 30, number
four, number 29 and oh,
676
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:44,240
Mr. popularity
himself, number 12.
677
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,400
Hugh, you're quite
the catch this evening.
678
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,160
Well, they all seeminterested in my handcuffs
679
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,360
for some reason.
680
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,280
Jack.
681
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,960
So you want to buy
me a drink, hey?
682
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:08,480
Oh, yeah that's
right, officer.
683
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,840
Jack.
684
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,240
What's wrong with your feet?
685
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,960
Secret men's business.
686
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,920
Where were you all afternoon?
687
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:17,840
Couldn't any say.
688
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,960
I've kind of run
out of things to say,
689
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,840
not that I've be much good atsaying what I think anyway.
690
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,400
So I'm going to play
you a song and dedicate
691
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,520
it to a friend of mine who'sgoing through a hard time
692
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,120
right now.
693
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:48,440
If you're out there listening,I want you to know that I
694
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,280
think you're a brave man.
695
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,320
I couldn't do what you did.
696
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,320
So wherever you are myfriend, this song's for you.
697
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,560
You know the secret
to nude modeling is
698
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,880
not to stop and think about it.
699
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,440
I can do this without
your advice, thank you.
700
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:36,240
So, Camille is your
friend here today?
701
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:41,560
Oh yes, he wouldn't
miss this for the world.
702
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,680
Well, whenever you're ready.
703
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,880
[music playing]
704
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:58,760
Beautiful.
705
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,960
Look, bum.
706
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,840
[laughter]
707
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,880
Beautiful, just raise
your arm a little.
708
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,560
Tilt your head to the side.
709
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,480
That's perfect.
710
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,680
Perfect.
711
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,680
[THEME - BRIDIE, FRANK YAMMA "PITJANTJARA"]
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