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DID THAT.
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PEE... DID THAT.
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OKAY, KEEP STICK
ON FLAT SURFACE WHILE...
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OH, SHIT.
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IN THREE MINUTES,
THE RESULTS...
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OKAY.
TWO LINES, PREGNANT...
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IF YOU SEE A SINGLE LINE...
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HUH ?
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IF YOU SEE ONE LINE
IN EACH WINDOW AS ILLUSTRATED,
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THE TEST HAS INDICATED
THAT YOU ARE PREGNANT.
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OH, MY GOD.
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GOOD MORNING, IT'S 9 A.M.!
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BODY IS ?
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FORGET THAT,
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MIND ?
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I READ THIS T-SHIRT
THE OTHER DAY,
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IT SAID, "OF ALL THE THINGS
I'VE LOST,
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I MISS MY MIND THE MOST."
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TELL ME ABOUT IT!
LET ME IN!
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PHIL, SHE'S IN.
GET 'EM GOING.
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HEY, EDDIE!
EDDIE, BABY!
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YOU'RE WITH ME.
COME ON, HANDSOME.
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WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO ?
GET THE HOSE ON YOU TWO ?
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I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
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START THE WARM UP.
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WAKE UP!
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HEY EVERYBODY,
WE'RE JUICING TODAY.
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EVERYBODY SAY GOOD MORNING
TO OUR EXEC PRODUCER,
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JOAN MARSHALL.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THIS LADY GETS UP AT 4 A.M.
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TO RUN EVERY MORNING.
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WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
ABOUT THAT ?
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I GAVE UP SMOKING,
DRINKING, DRUGS...
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HIGH-FAT FOOD, SUGAR,
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CASUAL SEX...
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AND NOW THIS, WELCOME TO
THE MILLENNIUM, PEOPLE.
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LET'S LIVE LONG
AND BE MISERABLE.
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Ray:
AW, HELL!Grace:
AND MUSIC UP.
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COME ON.
STAY WITH ME, RAY.
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WIDER CAMERA, TWO.
READY TWO...
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NOW EVERYBODY
KEEP RUNNING IN PLACE.
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WHETHER YOU'RE RUNNING
WITH THE WOLVES,
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YOU'RE RUNNING TO WORK
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OR YOU'RE SIMPLY
RUNNING THE SHOW...
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NO EMPTY SEATS, RAY.
NO EMPTY SEATS.
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...WE ARE THE 24 HOUR WOMAN!
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Announcer: RETRO-FEMINIST DEBRA BENNET
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AND OUR PSYCHIC SEER AND 12
MINUTE RECIPE QUEEN, CRYSTAL.
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PLUS "BEYOND SWEAT PANTS -
FASHION TO RELAX WITH."
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AND MORE ON OUR SPECIAL REPORT
"ROMANCING THE STONE."
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HOW TO KICK START
YOUR MAN'S LOVE MACHINE.
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ALL THIS PLUS NEWS LITE.
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AND WE'LL TALK TO THE WEATHER
GIRL WHEN WE RETURN,
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ON THE 24 HOUR WOMAN.
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Man:
THAT WOMAN'S GOT
A LOT OF ENERGY.
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Woman:
THAT WILL BE ME
IF I GET THIS JOB.
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HEY, YOU'RE ALREADY
A 24 HOUR WOMAN, BABY.
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I'LL GET ME A TRAMPOLINE
IN THE KITCHEN.
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RIGHT, YOU DO THAT.
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I'M AWAKE.
Girl:
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GOOD MORNING.
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WHERE ARE YOU ?
MOMMY,
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COMING.
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MOM!
Boy:
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OKAY, WE'RE BACK.
THIS MORNING, MARGO,
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SHE'S GONNA GET SOME BREAKFAST
FOR OUR FIRST GUEST.
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SO TELL ME
WHAT YOU GOT THERE.
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WHAT ?
WHAT'S THAT LOOK FOR ?
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COME ON.
TELL 'EM.
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TELL 'EM WHAT ?
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EDDIE'S GOT A SECRET.
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YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS ?
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SHE'S GONNA GET ME
IN TROUBLE OVER HERE.
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BEEN MARRIED ? ONE MONTH ?
SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU
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IT'S ACTUALLY
CLOSER TO TWO.
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TWO ?
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EDDIE AND GRACY,
SITTING IN A TREE,
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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OKAY, KATHY LEE,
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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YOUR SINGING CAREER
IS DEFINITELY SAFE.
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JUST BECAUSE OF THAT,
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EDDIE AND GRACE
ARE GONNA HAVE A BABY.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ?
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Ray:
GRACE, WHERE'D YOU
FIND THE TIME ?
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HA-HA.
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Radio:
Oh shit!
Get out here now!
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Jesus Christ, when did
all this happen ?
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Hurry up.
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Let's talk later, 'cause you
know how I hate surprises.
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Come on! Hurry up!
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OKAY GUYS,
BACK TO IT.
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JESUS, GRACE, YOU COULD
HAVE E-MAILED ME
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BEFORE ANNOUNCING IT
ON THE AIR.
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JOAN, I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
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WE JUST FOUND OUT
THIS MORNING.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?
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ANNA MUST HAVE TOLD MARGO.
I DON'T KNOW.
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IT WORKED.
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Girl:
I DON'T WANT TO
WEAR THIS.
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COME ON LET'S PUT ON
THE TEDDY BEAR.
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YOU LIKE THE TEDDY BEAR ?
COME ON. HEY.
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HEY, STOP!
GIVE IT BACK!
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MOMMY, HE HURT ME.
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ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE ?
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I HEARD THAT.
I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS
WERE WATCHING.
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ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP ?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
HOME SICK TODAY.
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WE ARE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
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IT'S OKAY, I CAN DEAL
WITH THESE GUYS.
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IT'S NOT OKAY.
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
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YOU CAN'T BE LATE.
WE NEED THIS JOB.
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THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
WATCHING THE MUTILATOR, ROY.
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AND THEY KNOW THAT.
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I KNOW THAT, OKAY ?
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YOU PUT THAT SHIT ON AGAIN,
YOU'RE DEAD.
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NO.COME HERE AND
PUT YOUR SHIRT ON.
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PUT YOUR SHIRT ON.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
IT WAS MARGO.
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THE BIG MOUTH.
THE ONE WITH
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LISTEN...
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LET HIM EXPLAIN IT
TO YOU.
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OKAY HOLD ON.
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IT'S YOUR MOTHER,
SHE'S PISSED.
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YOU TELL HER WHY
YOU OPENED UP YOUR BIG MOUTH.
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OLGA, HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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YEAH, MOM.
HELLO.
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MAMITA, LISTEN TO ME.
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I JUST FOUND OUT MY TV MOVIE'S
GOING TO BE ON TOMORROW.
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YES, 9:30, CHANNEL TWO.
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GO TELL BOLITA,
IT'S 9:30, CHANNEL TWO.
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I GOTTA GO, OKAY ?
BYE.
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YOU ARE SO BAD.
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THERE SHE IS, MAMACITA!
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I'M SO HAPPY.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU ARE GONNA LOVE
BEING PREGNANT.
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IT MAKES YOU FEEL--BLOATED ?
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YOU SNEAKY BITCH...
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YOU, I LOVE THIS!SO, GRACE...
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DID YOU GUYS LIKE,
PLAN THIS OR WHAT ?
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SO I'M PREGNANT, THAT SHOULD BE
GOOD FOR THE RATINGS, RIGHT ?
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GOOD, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
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I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON CAMERA
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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ME?WAIT...HER?
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YOU, HIM, THE WHOLE
FUCKING PREGNANCY.
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IT'S GONNA BE BABY MADNESS
FOR THE NEXT NINE MONTHS.
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SEVEN.
I'M DUE IN NOVEMBER.
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DURING SWEEPS...?
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YOU DID PLAN THIS, DIDN'T YOU ?
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
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YOU'RE A GENIUS.
COME ON, BACK TO WORK.
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WE GOTTA LOT OF
PLANNING TO DO. C'MON.
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EDDIE, THIS IS GREAT.
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IT'S BABY MADNESS!
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I GOTTA GO TO WORK.
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HERE WE GO...
HEY, GRACE,GIVE ME THE TAPES.
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OH, PATTY, MAKE SURE
YOU TELL THE ALLERGIST
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TO ONLY TALK ABOUT
PREGNANCY STUFF.
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AND REMIND ME TO GET
AN OB-GYN FOR THE SHOW.
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ROXY, GIVE THIS TO JOAN, THANKS.
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GRACE, YOUR INTERVIEWS...
YOU DIDN'T FORGET, DID YOU?
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OH. RIGHT.
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GUYS, PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE, OKAY?
I DESPERATELY NEED AN ASSISTANT.
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YOU'RE GLOWING ALREADY.
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NO, I'M NOT.
COME ON...
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I WANT BABY, BABY, BABY.
BABY SHIT EVERYDAY!
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CAN'T WE BUY A LITTLE TIME HERE?
THIS IS NUTS.
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WE ANNOUNCED IT ON THE AIR
TODAY, WE GOTTA DELIVER NOW.
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COME ON - C'MON - C'MON!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!
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24 HOUR WOMAN.
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HOLD ON A SECOND.
HI, CAN I HELP YOU ?
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I'M HERE FOR
THE JOB INTERVIEW.
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YEAH, JOIN THE CLUB.
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EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
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SOME PRE-NATAL EXERCISES
AND A COUPLE OF NUTRITIONISTS.
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THESE ARE THE BETTER ONES.
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OKAY, GREAT,
I'LL TAKE A LOOK.
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WAIT A MINUTE,
I WANT THIS OUTLINED, PLEASE.
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WOW, YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF
TELEVISION FOR...
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WELL, FOUR YEARS.
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OUCH.I RAISED THREE KIDS.
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THAT'S NOT GOING TO INTERFERE
WITH YOUR WORK SCHEDULE, THOUGH?
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NO, NO.
MY HUSBAND STAYS HOME.
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OH. WELL, UM, YOU KNOW,
I'M PREGNANT MYSELF.
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I KNOW.
I SAW THE SHOW THIS MORNING.
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OKAY.
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WELL, YOU HAVE TONS
OF EXPERIENCE HERE...
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YOU WERE A PRODUCER
FOR COMMUNITY CALL-IN...
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I'M A PSYCHIC...I'M A PSYCHIC!
I'M A PSYCHIC!
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THAT BITCH WANTS ME
TO DO ANOTHER
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GODDAMN COOKING SEGMENT
TOMORROW, OKAY?
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I'M NOT DOING IT!
THE 12 MINUTE RECIPE QUEEN ?
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SINCE WHEN AM I
A 12 MINUTE RECIPE QUEEN ?
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I CAN'T EVEN COOK!
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TOMORROW, I GOT A PHONER
ALREADY HOOKED UP
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WITH THIS LADY IN FLUSHING
WHO'S GOT A LOST COCKER SPANIEL,
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AND AT NINE-SEVENTEEN A.M.,
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I AM GONNA FIND THAT FUCKIN' DOG
ON THE AIR! OKAY?
197
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GIVE US A MINUTE,
AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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I'M NOT BACKIN' DOWN ON THIS,
THAT SCORPIO BITCH FROM HELL!
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CRYSTAL,
GIVE US ONE MINUTE.
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GRACE I GOT THE INFORMATION.
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BRENDA! NOT NOW.
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I'M SORRY.THAT'S OKAY.
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LISTEN, MADELINE...
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I ONLY NEED AN ASSISTANT.
YOU'RE JUST TOO OVER-QUALIFIED
FOR THIS JOB.
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I KNOW. IT'S JUST THAT
I GOTTA GET IN SOMEHOW,
YOU KNOW?
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YOU'LL BE STARTING
AT THE BOTTOM.
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LONG HOURS.
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LOTS OF STRESS.
LOW PAY.
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I'VE BEEN DOING LONG HOURS,
LOTS OF STRESS AT NO PAY.
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00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,693
THEN, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE IT HERE.
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CONGRATULATIONS, MADELINE.
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THANK YOU.
THANKS.
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00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,656
Joan:
THIS IS THE SLOWEST
GODDAMN FAX MACHINE!
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HEY, GUYS,
I GOT ME ONE!
215
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,879
MADELINE LaBELLE.
MY NEW ASSISTANT.
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HEY, GRACE.
I GOT THIS FROM ANDERSON.
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SHE HASN'T WORKED IN FOUR YEARS.
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NO, SHE GOT KIDS.
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GREAT, SHE WAS LATE
FOR THE INTERVIEW, RIGHT ?
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00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,715
JOAN, SHE'S GONNA BE GREAT.
SHE HAS TONS OF EXPERIENCE...
221
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,847
AND I'M GONNA NEED SOMEBODY
WHEN I TAKE MY MATERNITY LEAVE.
222
00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,416
MATERNITY LEAVE ?
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IT'S ONLY GONNA BE
A FEW WEEKS.
224
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,333
YOU KNOW,
I COULD COVER FOR YOU.
225
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,815
AAAGH!
I CAN'T GET INTO THIS NOW!
226
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,338
GRACE, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS WOMAN.
227
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,774
I CAN HEAR THE CALLS NOW.
THE SICK KIDS,
228
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,907
THE PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE,
THE NO-SHOW NANNIES.
229
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,083
SHE ALREADY TOLD ME
SHE HAS A HUSBAND,
230
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,693
AND HE'S GONNA
TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS.
231
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,087
HER HUSBAND - HA!
232
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,610
SHE'D BETTER HIRE
SOME REAL HELP.
233
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,003
I BEEN THERE, HONEY.
234
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,744
I WAS A SINGLE MOTHER
LONG BEFORE I DIVORCED...
235
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:58,919
...JEFFREY.
236
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,443
YOUR CALL.
237
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,663
DON'T WORRY,
SHE'S GONNA BE GOOD.
238
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:04,751
PATTY, HERE,
TAKE THIS.
239
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,625
THIS IS THE SHOPPING LIST, AND I WANT YOU TO STICK TO IT, OKAY ?
240
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,758
NO CANDY, NO COOKIES,
241
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,847
NONE OF THAT PROCESSED
SUGARY SHIT.
242
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,370
NO SUGAR.
243
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,632
OKAY, AND BEANS AND FRANKS
FOR THURSDAY...
244
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,025
MOM ? DAD ?
245
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,766
JESUS CHRIST.
WHAT ?
246
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:20,897
YOU'RE GONNA
WAKE TANEESHA.
247
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,769
I'M NOT GONNA
WAKE TANEESHA.
248
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,466
I'M THIRSTY.
249
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,772
OKAY, I'LL GET YOU
SOME WATER,
250
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,948
AND THEN YOU GO
STRAIGHT BACK TO BED.
251
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,645
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP ?
YOU SEE HIM GET UP,
252
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,864
THEN YOU HAVE TO GET UP.
253
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,343
DON'T YOU EVEN THINK
ABOUT TOUCHING THAT.
254
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,823
I'M HUNGRY.
CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT ?
255
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,912
NO, GO TO BED.
256
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,699
CONGRATULATIONS, MOMMY.
257
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,092
MOM.
258
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,833
DAD...
259
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,359
OH, LOOK!
LOOK-LOOK-LOOK-LOOK!
260
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,752
LOOK AT THAT PREGNANT WOMAN.
261
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:54,104
I HAVE SEEN SO MANY
PREGNANT WOMEN TODAY.
262
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,150
EVERYONE'S HAVING BABIES.
263
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,152
HONEY, EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE HAVING BABIES BECAUSE
YOU'RE PREGNANT.
264
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,807
NO, REALLY.
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
265
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,983
WE GOTTA DO A SEGMENT.
"BABY FEVER".
266
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,550
WHO GETS IT AND WHY.
267
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,728
WE SHOULD ASK
MEN AND WOMEN SEPARATELY,
268
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,512
'CAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ANSWER
DIFFERENTLY, RIGHT ?
269
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,601
HONEY, YOU'RE CRAZY.
270
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:13,994
HERE...
271
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,560
I THINK YOU SHOULD
HAVE A LITTLE WINE.
272
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,519
WHY ?EDDIE, I CAN'T.
273
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:21,479
WELL, BECAUSE, READ THE LABEL.
I'M PREGNANT. HELLO?
274
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:25,788
OKAY. GIVE ME THREE REASONS
WHY MEN WANNA HAVE KIDS.
275
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,617
BABY, COME ON.
I'M TIRED OF WORKING,
I'M HUNGRY,
276
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,923
LET'S ORDER SOMETHING.
277
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,925
FINE. I'LL DO IT.
I'LL BE THE MAN.
278
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:37,887
NUMBER ONE, BECAUSE I WANNA HAVE
SOMEONE WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
279
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,846
WATCH IT.
280
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,630
NUMBER TWO...
281
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,851
I WANNA HAVE AN EXACT REPLICA
OF ME, AND NUMBER THREE,
282
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:48,855
I WANT SOMEONE TO SIT AROUND
AND WATCH SPORTS WITH ME
ALL DAY.
283
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,466
OH, YEAH?
SMART-ASS...
284
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,817
ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME THREE REASONS
WHY YOU WANNA HAVE A BABY.
285
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,079
ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE...
286
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,909
HMMM ?
287
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,044
THREE.
288
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,788
I CAN'T THINK.
289
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,137
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
I'M STARVING.
290
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,226
IT'S NOT EASY, IS IT ?
291
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,923
LET'S ORDER.
WAITER...?
292
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,796
WAITER ?
EXCUSE ME...?
293
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,760
MOMMY...
294
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:31,114
MOMMY ROUND THE ROSIE,
POCKET FULL OF POSIES...
295
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:35,031
ASHES, ASHES,
WE ALL FALL DOWN.
296
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,947
TANEESHA...
297
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:43,910
TANEESHA ROUND THE ROSIE,
POCKET FULL OF POSIES...
298
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:47,914
ASHES, ASHES...
WE ALL FALL DOWN.
299
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:55,225
NO, COME ON, LET'S DO THIS.
LET'S GET THIS DONE.
300
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,929
SURE YOU'RE GOING
TO BE OKAY?
301
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,888
OH, YEAH. DON'T WORRY,
PEOPLE DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
302
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,109
YEAH. PEOPLE WITH MONEY,
WHO CAN AFFORD A FULL-
TIME NANNY.
303
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,807
HEY, MY MOTHER WORKED,
AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE
NO FULL TIME NANNY.
304
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,809
ROY, YOUR MOTHER
HAD HER MOTHER.
305
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,855
HEY, BABY, AND YOU GOT ME.
306
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,902
AND WHEN YOU GET A JOB...
DON'T WORRY...
307
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,773
AND WHEN YOU GET A JOB ?
308
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:25,125
HEY, I TOLD YOU, MADELINE,
DON'T WORRY. WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
309
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,909
YOU GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT ?
310
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:27,867
YEAH, I DO.
311
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,306
HOW COME YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ?
312
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,829
I HATE YOU.
313
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,917
OH, DON'T HATE ME.
314
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,277
WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE STILL
A LITTLE TIRED, HUH ?
315
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,844
MAYBE NOT.
316
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,194
NO ?HOW 'BOUT YOU ?
317
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,679
HMM, LET'S SEE...
318
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,596
YEAH, YOU WICKED WOMAN.
319
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:11,911
DADDY, I WOKE UP!
320
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,914
OHHH, SHIT!
THE SEX POLICE.
321
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,700
THIS IS A FAJITA, OKAY ?
THAT MEANS SMALL GAY MEN.
322
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,136
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I'M A LITTLE LATE.
323
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,009
Grace: THE FOOD ON THE FUCKIN' TABLE!
324
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,968
OH, THIS IS A DISASTER...
325
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,971
Ray:
JUST CUT HER OFF.
326
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886
WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.
WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!
327
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,844
Joan: What are you waiting for, get her off!
328
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,629
I KNOW, I KNOW.
WE'RE CUTTING OUT.
329
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,848
ARE WE GOING BACK
TO THE REMOTE ?
330
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,894
WE'LL JUST HEAD HER OFF.
331
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,029
Crystal: THE POINT I'D LIKE TO MAKE IS, WHAT DO YA DO WITH THIS ?
332
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,770
CAMERA TWO, TAKE TWO.
333
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,252
CAMERA THREE, STAY ON
THE FOOD SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
334
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,603
WE'RE GONNA GO TO EDDIE
AND THE KIDS.
335
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,214
COMING BACK TO YOU, REMOTE.
GIMME A WIDE SHOT.
336
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,216
ALL RIGHT, BABE.
WE'RE GOING TO YOU.
337
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,782
GET THOSE KIDS WAVING,
WE'RE GONNA MAKE A MOMENT HERE,
338
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,741
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
339
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,396
WE'LL HAVE NEW YORKERS
IN TEARS IN NO TIME.
340
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,963
ALL RIGHT, WATCH THIS.
341
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,312
OKAY, RAY. GET MARGO OUT THERE.
TELL HER WE NEED HER UP.
342
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,053
GET MARGO BACK.
I DON'T CARE WHERE SHE IS.
343
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:07,923
DUMP THE SONG ?
344
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,926
CUE UP THAT HEARTBEAT SONG.
345
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,188
DUMP THE GOODBYES,
AND THE TEASE.
346
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:15,322
REMOTE CREW, COMING TO YOU
IN FIFTEEN SECONDS.
347
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,237
OH, FUCK, THIS IS
A LONG FUCKING SONG.
348
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,935
I KNOW. OKAY, ONE FIRST.
JUST GIVE ME ONE FIRST, HONEY.
349
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,069
PHIL, WHERE THE FUCK IS MARGO ?
I NEED HER OUT THERE.
TIE IT UP!
350
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,505
WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS, GRACE.
351
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,811
I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
HARD CUT, FAST. ASAP.
RIGHT THERE.
352
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,117
THERE SHE IS,
LET'S GO!
353
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,425
NOW, NOW, RAY!
MARGO LEADS US OFF TO EDDIE.
354
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,687
MARGO, TELL CRYSTAL SHE'S DONE.
355
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:38,084
OKAY, TOMORROW, CRYSTAL'S
GONNA CHANNEL SOMEBODY
WHO CAN COOK.
356
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,347
GO TO MUSIC.AMD NOW, LET'S GO TO EDDIE...
357
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:43,002
FROM P.S. 131.
AND OUR BRAVE LITTLE HEROES
358
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,832
GOOD. ZOOM IN!
ZOOM IN!
359
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:48,659
PAN ACROSS.
360
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,323
BEAUTIFUL.
361
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,808
Ray: LOOK AT HIM. MACHO, BUT SENSITIVE.
362
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:09,071
YOU ARE JUST SO CUTE!
363
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,377
EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.
364
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,248
HEY, THAT'S WHY I GRABBED HIM.
365
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,815
IS THAT PERSONALLY
OR PROFESSIONALLY ?
366
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,035
ALL RIGHT, RAY.
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
367
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,341
ROLL CREDITS.
YES!
368
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:20,865
PRETTY CRAZY, HUH ?
369
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,346
OH. IT WAS GREAT.
370
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,870
Joan:
That was fucking amazing!
I'm crying up here!
371
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,089
How did you come up
with that one ?
372
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,048
THAT'S JOAN.
373
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,180
YOU'LL GET USED TO HER.
374
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:37,012
OH, MADELINE.
ONE MORE THING...
375
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,449
FIRST THING EACH MORNING
I WANT YOU TO COPY THE FILE
376
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,364
THAT SAYS "SEGMENT IDEAS".
377
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:45,151
THAT WAY YOU'LL BE CAUGHT UP
WITH ME, BECAUSE I DO THESE
OVERNIGHT.
378
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,153
YOU DO?
WHEN DO YOU SLEEP ?
379
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,893
I'M AN INSOMNIAC.
380
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,374
I USUALLY GET INSPIRATION
AT 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.
381
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,724
OH, ARE THESE YOUR KIDS ?
382
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:54,899
YEAH.
383
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,032
OH MY GOD,
THEY'RE SO CUTE.
384
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:01,123
DID YOU SEE OUR PIECE,
"MOM'S BACK IN THE SADDLE" ?
385
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,126
THE EXPERTS SAY THAT YOU
SHOULDN'T PUT YOUR PICTURES UP
386
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,869
BECAUSE IT MAKES THE BOSS THINK
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT WORK.
387
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,132
OH.
388
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,874
NO...MADELINE, NO.
COME ON.
389
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,311
WE ARE FAMILY FRIENDLY HERE.
390
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,054
WOW. THREE.
MUST BE TOUGH, HUH ?
391
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:23,102
YOU CAN NOT
IMAGINE...REALLY ?
392
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,321
BUT IT'S WORTH IT.
DEFINITELY.
393
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,976
YOU SAY YOU SUFFER
FROM INSOMNIA, RIGHT ?
394
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,934
YEAH.
395
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,763
THAT COMES IN HANDY.
396
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,468
TANEESHA, WATCH IT.
DON'T SIT IN IT.
397
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:46,081
YES, I'M PISSED OFF.ARE YOU PISSED OFF, DADDY ?
398
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,431
DON'T SAY
"PISSED OFF," OKAY ?
399
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,129
OKAY ?
400
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,044
HI, MOM!
401
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,090
MOMMY! MOMMY!
402
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,963
WE HAD PIZZA, ICE CREAM,
AND GUMMY BEARS!
403
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,359
Derek:
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA CHECK
MY HOMEWORK!
404
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,927
DEREK TOOK THE
YELLOW PIECE OF ROBOTIX!
405
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:06,971
NO I DIDN'T! YOU'RE A LIAR!
406
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,799
THAT'S ENOUGH!
407
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,280
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
GO INTO OUR BEDROOM
AND LOOK AT TV.
408
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:14,414
NO, NO! I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU GUYS ALL DAY.
409
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,198
PLEASE...
410
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,462
LOOK, YOU GO IN THERE
AND LOOK AT TV.
411
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,986
RIGHT NOW.
ONE SHOW.
412
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,300
DEREK! GET YOUR
LITTLE BUTT BACK HERE
413
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,955
AND PICK UP THESE SOCKS
OFF THE TABLE! IT'S DISGUSTING!
414
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,348
OKAY!
415
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,526
I GUESS YOU GUYS
HAD A REAL FUN DAY, HUH ?
416
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:42,137
YEAH, I GAVE THEM
A LITTLE TREAT.
417
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:47,273
SO, HOW DID IT GO ?
418
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,624
IT WAS VERY INTENSE,
ABSOLUTELY CRAZY...
419
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,017
INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL, BUT...
420
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,106
IT BLEW ME AWAY.
421
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,152
THE FOCUS, THE CONCENTRATION.
422
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,635
NOBODY HIT ANYBODY...
NOBODY THREW FOOD AROUND,
YOU KNOW?
423
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,854
YEAH, I DO.
424
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,900
YOU WANNA TRADE ?HELL, NO.
425
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,990
DEREK!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU!
426
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,166
GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE
AND GET THESE SOCKS
OFF THE TABLE!
427
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,342
OH, FOR GOD SAKES, ROY,
CALM DOWN.
428
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,997
BABY, IF I'M GOING TO BE HOME
ALL DAY, I'M GONNA DO IT MY WAY.
429
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,304
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT ALL YOU DO IS YELL.
430
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,306
HEY, YELLING IS ALL I GOT.
431
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,872
AND MY FATHER HAD
THE BACK OF HIS HAND
432
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,570
BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT
ANYMORE, CAN WE ?
433
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,486
YOU KNOW, I THINK SOMETIMES
YOU FORGET THEY'RE JUST
LITTLE BOYS.
434
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,140
SOMETIMES I THINK YOU FORGET
THEY'RE GONNA GROW UP TO BE MEN.
435
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:33,057
AND HUSBANDS, AND FATHERS.
NOT JUST LITTLE BOYS.
436
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,584
DEREK, GET BACK IN HERE
AND PICK UP THESE SOCKS!
437
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,332
HELLO ?
438
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,942
Hi! Can I speak to Madeline ?
439
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,380
MADELINE, GRACE.
440
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,513
OH, HI.
441
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,298
WE NEED A SHITLOAD
OF BABY INFO.
442
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,692
Yeah, and we gotta
get on it now.
443
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,434
Starting tonight,
put together a database of
songs that mention babies...
444
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,046
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, "BE MY BABY,"
445
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,656
"BABY LOVE,"
"BABY, BABY".
446
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,529
THERE'S MILLIONS, RIGHT ?
ALSO BOOKS...
447
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,270
Baby care books,
pregnancy books...
448
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,142
Oh, and a list of maternity
fashions designers.
449
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,057
I want you to
get that to me ASAP.
450
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,059
ANYWAY, THERE'S TONS.
THERE'S TONS MORE.
451
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:21,628
LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO COME IN
ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR EARLY
TOMORROW, RIGHT ?
452
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,108
OKAY. What do you say, five-thirty ?
453
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,155
GREAT. I'LL BRING THE BAGELS.
454
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,244
GOODBYE. Bye, bye.
455
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,508
WHAT IS IT ?
456
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,684
GOTTA GO IN TO WORK
EARLY TOMORROW.
457
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,648
DON'T GET TOO PUMPED UP.
I DON'T LIKE TITS.
458
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:45,086
YOU GOTTA HAVE PECS
TO BE AN ACTION HERO.
459
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,044
OH LOOK, HERE COMES MY SCENE.
460
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,179
YOU WATCHING ?
461
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,324
LIKE, YOU'RE REALLY
INTO IT, HUH ?
462
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,674
COME ON, BABY, IT'S GOTTA LOOK
LIKE I'M ENJOYING IT.
463
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,292
SEE, NOW THAT'S BETTER.
464
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,641
DON'T GO GETTIN'
JEALOUS ON ME, GRACE.
465
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,556
JEALOUS ?
JEALOUS!
466
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:23,124
ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU'RE
GONNA GET IT,
467
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,169
BECAUSE YOU...
468
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,650
YOU ARE THE SEXIEST...
469
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,000
THE HOTTEST...
470
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:32,263
AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
PREGNANT WOMAN THAT I KNOW.
471
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,222
YEAH ?
472
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,311
THE ONLY PREGNANT WOMAN
THAT YOU KNOW.
473
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,052
EXCEPT FOR YOUR
FAT COUSIN HILDA.
474
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,665
SO WHAT'S THIS
AUDITION ABOUT ?
475
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,754
IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE LAW".
476
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:47,366
THEY'RE RECASTING FOR
A COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD.
477
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:51,413
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE JUNGLE
WHILE I'M IN LABOR ?
478
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:54,634
HONEY, THIS JUNGLE IS IN L.A.
AND IT'S ONLY A TWO WEEK
COMMITMENT IN JUNE.
479
00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:57,724
DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK
THAT I WOULD LEAVE YOU ?
480
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,334
DO YOU ?
481
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,728
NO WAY, BABY.
NO WAY WOULD I EVER
LEAVE YOU,
482
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,033
BECAUSE THIS IS A...
483
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:05,384
TEAM COMMITMENT.
RIGHT HERE. RIGHT?
484
00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:07,516
STOP!
485
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,303
Margo:
HELLO, TOKYO.
486
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:13,696
HAM RADIO.
487
00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:19,093
OH MY GOD!
488
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:22,052
MY BABY!
489
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:24,838
HYPERMESIS GRAVIDARUM
490
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,797
OCCURS IN APPROXIMATELY
1 IN 200 PREGNANCIES.
491
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,670
CHORIOAMNIONITIS,
WHICH IS AN INFECTION
492
00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,715
BELIEVED TO BE RESPONSIBLE
OF THE MEMBRANES.TURE
493
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,551
Joan:
Where the hell
did we get this guy ?
494
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:46,468
What the fuck
is he talking about ?
495
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,817
I DON'T KNOW.
496
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:54,171
ABSOLUTE MASCULINE VIBES!
497
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:57,523
MASCULINE! MASCULINE'S
OW-OOOO!
498
00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:01,570
WITH KIND OF A FEMININE
VIBE THROUGH IT.
499
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,529
OH, YOUR BABY'S "BI" --
500
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:05,487
WHAT, "BI" ?
501
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,707
COASTAL.
COASTAL IS WHAT I MEANT.
502
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,665
Joan: THANKS TO GRACE'S BABY,
503
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:10,710
THE 24 HOUR WOMAN IS ON THE MAP.
504
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,276
WE HAVE A NEILSEN RATING!
505
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:21,416
I GOTTA PEE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
506
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,034
Eddie:
WATCH OUT, BRUCE WILLIS,
507
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:32,862
BECAUSE EDDIE DIAZ
IS GONNA GET YOU, BABY!
508
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,255
CHECK THIS OUT...
509
00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:37,127
Margo:
BRING OUT THE BREAD
AND MUSTARD.
510
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,477
THE HAM IS HERE.
511
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,540
THIS IS REALLY HEALTHY FOR
SOMEONE IN THEIR FORTIETH WEEK.
512
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,803
IT IS A VERY
HEALTHY THING.
513
00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:19,692
ALL RIGHT, MY LOVE.
514
00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:23,870
Crystal:
OKAY, THAT MAKES
TWO OF THOSE.
515
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,744
A TOAST, A TOAST!
516
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:30,485
A TOAST, EVERYONE!
517
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,487
TO GRACE AND EDDIE
AND THEIR BABY.
518
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,184
BEST OF HEALTH.
519
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:37,753
AND WE PRAY TO GOD
THE KID GETS HERE ON TIME
FOR SWEEPS.
520
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,494
'CAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
521
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,496
WE HAVE A REAL SHOT AT NUMBER FOUR AND I WANT IT.
522
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,629
NUMBER FOUR!
NUMBER FOUR!
523
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,808
Margo:
REGIS AND KATHY LEE...
524
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,679
WATCH YOUR BONY ASS!
525
00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,986
Joan:
GRACE, HOW'S
THAT HOSPITAL LOOKING ?
526
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,771
WELL, THEY WON'T LET THE ENTIRE
CREW IN FOR THE ACTUAL BIRTH.
527
00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:57,773
IT'S FOR SOME STUPID
INSURANCE REASON.
528
00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,340
I'M TRYING TO GET CLEARANCE.
529
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,647
SURE, THEY DON'T WANT IT
ON FILM IF THEY FUCK UP
530
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,213
AND YOU END UP SUING.
531
00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:05,738
YEAH, RIGHT.
532
00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,870
YOU TIRED ?
533
00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:09,872
I'M FINE...BABY, YOU OKAY ?
534
00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,833
I'M JUST GOING
TO THE BATHROOM.
535
00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:25,018
YEAH...HEY, GRACE ?
536
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,324
YEAH, I'M FINE.YOU OKAY IN THERE ?
537
00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:28,935
I'LL BE OUT
IN JUST A SECOND, OKAY ?
538
00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:42,688
Grace: EPIDURAL... METHODS TO INDUCE LABOR...
539
00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,865
OH, GOD.
540
00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:47,867
DO YOU REALIZE I'VE DONE EVERY POSSIBLE SEGMENT
541
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,825
THERE IS TO DO ON BEING PREGNANT ?
542
00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:51,610
IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON.
543
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,831
GRACE, WHAT IS THAT SMELL ?
544
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,659
IT'S THE HERBAL TEA
MY MOTHER SENT.
545
00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:02,403
"WOMEN'S MOON-CYCLE TEA" ?
546
00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:05,711
EDDIE, IT'S JUST TEA, OKAY ?
547
00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:08,714
IT'S ANTI-STRESS TEA.
548
00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:10,933
PERFECT. MAYBE WE SHOULD
GET SOME FOR JOAN.
549
00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,718
BECAUSE I'M TELLIN' YOU,
IF YOU DON'T HAVE
THIS BABY SOON...
550
00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:15,851
I THINK SHE'S THE ONE
THAT'S GONNA GO INTO LABOR.
551
00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:17,374
WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME ?
552
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:20,726
THE WOMAN, SHE'S JUST...
DRIVING ME CRAZY, I SWEAR!
553
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,684
I'M TWO DAYS LATE
554
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:26,296
AND EVERYBODY'S ACTING LIKE
I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG HERE!
555
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,603
BABY, LISTEN TO ME.
GRACE...
556
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,910
THE BABY'S GONNA COME
WHEN IT COMES, OKAY ?
557
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,694
YOU CAN'T GET
ALL EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT.
558
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,565
OH SHUT UP!
SHUT UP, EDDIE.
559
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,742
LOOK, I'M SORRY
I'M SO EMOTIONAL, OKAY ?
560
00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:39,701
I'M AN EMOTIONAL PERSON!
561
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,355
DO YOU WANT SOME TEA, BABY ?
562
00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:42,835
FUCK THE TEA.
563
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,844
FEEL GOOD ?
564
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:53,454
YEAH.
565
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,676
EDDIE I DON'T WANT
TO BE PREGNANT ANYMORE.
566
00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:01,723
I'M SORRY.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OVER, OKAY ?
567
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,812
I WOULD IF I COULD,
YOU KNOW THAT.
568
00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,684
YEAH, RIGHT.
569
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:10,645
LOOH AT THAT...
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
570
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,821
AND LOOK AT HER BABY.
THEY LOOK SO BLISSED OUT.
571
00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:23,789
EVERYTHING'S GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT, RIGHT ?
572
00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:27,793
JUST TELL ME THAT OUR BABY
IS GOING TO COME OUT FINE
573
00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,533
AND EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.
574
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:33,712
I PROMISE YOU THAT OUR BABY'S
GONNA BE...INCREDIBLE.
575
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,844
I PROMISE YOU THAT, OKAY?
576
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:36,976
OKAY.
577
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,111
Eddie:
GUYS, LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER,
LILY ANNA DIAZ.
578
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:58,824
THAT WAS SO SWEET.
YOU BOTH LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
579
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,564
THANKS, MADELINE.
580
00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:04,699
WE'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR
RIGHT NOW SO YOU CAN REST UP.
OKAY ?
581
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,832
THANKS, GUYS.
582
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,877
YOU DON'T WANNA STAY,
JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE ?
583
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:12,576
NO, YOU NEED AS MUCH REST
AS YOU CAN GET, OKAY ?
584
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:16,450
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SHOW,
EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.
585
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:18,931
YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL
DAUGHTER TO TEND TO.
586
00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:21,194
ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE.
587
00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:22,891
THANKS.
588
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:29,028
ALL RIGHT, SHE'S AWAKE,
SO I'LL LET HER ROOM IN
WITH YOU. OKAY ?
589
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:32,727
OH, NO. COULD YOU TAKE HER,
I'M SO TIRED, AND I'M SO SORE.
590
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:36,600
IT WOULD BE REALLY WONDERFUL
FOR YOU TWO TO BOND RIGHT NOW.
591
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:39,778
THOSE FIRST FEW HOURS
AFTER BIRTH ARE CRUCIAL
FOR BONDING.
592
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,651
YOU BUZZ ME
IF YOU NEED ME, OKAY ?
593
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:56,446
HI.
594
00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:58,753
HI...
595
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,020
YOU WANT A DRINK...?
YOU WANT...?
596
00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:07,457
NURSE ?
597
00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:11,026
YEAH, TELL THEM GRACE SANTOS
IS ON MATERNITY LEAVE,
598
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:13,072
THEY SHOULD SPEAK TO ME.
599
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,814
MADELINE LaBELLE.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
600
00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:22,168
OKAY, I JUST NEED
TO SAY SOMETHING HERE.
601
00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:24,648
YOU LEFT AT SIX-FIFTEEN
LAST NIGHT.
602
00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,868
HOW CAN YOU LEAVE SO EARLY
AND GET EVERYTHING DONE
603
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,087
FOR THE NEXT DAY'S SHOW ?
604
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,436
WELL, WHAT HASN'T
BEEN DONE ?
605
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,786
WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE PANTYHOSE EXPOSE ?
606
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,527
WE'RE WAITIN' ON SAMPLES.
607
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,268
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WAIT
FOR THEM TO COME TO US...
608
00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,052
THAT AIRS TOMORROW.
609
00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:38,749
AND WHAT ABOUT
DOCTOR ALTON ?
610
00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:41,622
HE'S CONFIRMED.
I SPOKE TO HIS AGENT LAST NIGHT.
611
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:42,841
OH, YOU DID ?
612
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:45,713
I DO HAVE A PHONE AT HOME.
613
00:30:45,756 --> 00:30:47,933
YOU NEED TO GET
ON THOSE PANTYHOSE.
614
00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:51,501
YOU KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE INVOLVED IN EVERY
LITTLE DETAIL.
615
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:55,766
I'D LIKE TO BE PART OF THE MOMMY
CLUB AND HAVE AN EIGHT HOUR DAY.
616
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,119
I JUST COULDN'T BREATHE,
617
00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:02,904
AND...MY STOMACH WAS HURTING
REALLY BADLY.
618
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:06,081
AND WE WENT TO THIS CLUB...
619
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,909
WHEN I GOT TO THE HOSPITAL,
620
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,738
THE DOCTOR SAID I WAS BEING
STRANGLED BY MY PANTYHOSE.
621
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,830
GREAT,
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
622
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,092
YEAH.
623
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:19,965
MOTHER, I'VE GOT IT.
624
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,967
WHAT DO YOU THINK
IT'S GONNA DO, FALL OFF ?
625
00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:26,536
THERE'S THE BEAUTY QUEEN.
626
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,844
OF THE CIGARETTE.
BE CAREFUL
627
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,151
SHE LOOKS LIKE
THE ABUELAS...
628
00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:35,023
OH MY GOD, OLGA,
SOMOS ABUELAS.
629
00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,546
DON'T BLOW SMOKE.
630
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:46,861
YEAH, I KNOW THIS TIME. RIGHT.
OKAY...WELL, GO AHEAD.
631
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,341
Eddie:
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
HIDING EVERYTHING ?
632
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:51,866
I DIDN'T HIDE IT, IT WAS THERE.
OH MY GOD, WHAT A MESS!
633
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,912
Eddie:
IT LOOKS OKAY, MA.
GRACE, WILL YOU HELP HER ?
634
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,917
SHE'S ON THE PHONE AGAIN.
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
635
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:03,182
EDDIE'S GOT AN AUDITION.
YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR BABY.
636
00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:06,750
YEAH, GREAT.
THIS IS SO GOOD.
637
00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:08,752
JOAN, LET ME CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
638
00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:10,972
EDDIE, THAT WAS JOAN.
639
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:16,630
WE SCORED A 2.6 NEILSEN RATING,
AND, CBS WANTS TO PICK US UP.
640
00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,893
WE'RE GOIN' NETWORK.ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
641
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,939
YEAH.THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
642
00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:25,813
EDDIE, SHE'S SMILING!
643
00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:29,034
SHE'S SO TINY.
644
00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:31,645
YOU THINK OF ALL THOSE
SICK PEOPLE THAT HAVE BABIES
645
00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,952
AND THEN THROW THEM
IN GARBAGE CANS.
646
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,783
SHE'S PROBABLY HUNGRY.
I'LL TAKE HER.
647
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,969
YOU SEE MY SON ?
648
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,886
Olga:
YOU'RE LUCKY.
HIS FATHER NEVER LIFTED
A FINGER.
649
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,888
HER FATHER DIDN'T STAY AROUND
LONG ENOUGH TO SMELL A DIAPER...
650
00:32:57,932 --> 00:32:59,107
MUCH LESS CHANGE ONE.
651
00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,022
MA...
652
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,985
THEY'RE BOTH
PROFESSIONALS, OLGA.
653
00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:11,772
PATTY. YEAH.
LISTEN...
654
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,817
I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE
ALL OF A SUDDEN.
655
00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:15,080
LEMME CALL YOU BACK...
656
00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:16,342
I just want to know, did you see the show today ?
657
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,866
NO, I MISSED IT.
I'M WATCHING THE TAPE NOW.
658
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,261
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YAPPITY-YAP IS OVER.
659
00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:24,002
TIME TO GO.
LET'S GO, MOM.
660
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,655
I'M GONNA BE LATE
FOR MY AUDITION.
661
00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:28,180
YOU ARE GOING TO SOUR YOUR MILK
TALKING ABOUT WORK.
662
00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:33,968
Listen, I know you're busy,
first chance you get...
663
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,188
PATTY, LISTEN...
OTHER LINE. YEAH.
664
00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:38,146
OKAY. CALL YOU BACK.
BYE.
665
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,852
BYE-BYE, LILLY ANNA.
666
00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,996
OKAY. SO ALL YOU NEED
IS A BATHTUB...
667
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,390
Linda:
GOD. I NEED A CIGARETTE.
668
00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,393
SHE'S NOT TAKING
THE BREAST, MAMI.
669
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:09,003
YOU THINK IT'S THE SMOKE ?
670
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,701
NO, MA. SHE JUST...
671
00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,009
SHE JUST CRIES SOMETIMES
FOR NO REASON.
672
00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:18,012
GOD, DO I REMEMBER THAT.
673
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,796
IT WAS LIKE WHEN
YOUR FATHER TOOK OFF,
674
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,016
YOU CRIED FOR THREE
MONTHS STRAIGHT.
675
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,235
FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THIS,
676
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,759
AND YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL
LIKE A NEW PERSON.
677
00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:28,066
Linda:
FIFTEEN MINUTES ALONE ?
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM ?
678
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,329
WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS,
YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO PEE ALONE.
679
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:37,510
GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO BE
A LUNCHBOX WOMAN.
680
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,776
LEMME HELP.
681
00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,256
I KNOW THIS WILL WORK.
682
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:55,049
YEAH, MAMI...
YEAH...
683
00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:05,973
I REMEMBER WHEN
YOU WERE BORN, MIA...
684
00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:08,236
I THOUGH I WAS GONNA HAVE
MORE TIME TOO.
685
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,412
I WAS GONNA WRITE MY NOVEL
WHILE YOU SLEPT.
686
00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:13,894
THAT WAS A JOKE.
687
00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:16,418
YOU NEVER SLEPT.
I NEVER SLEPT.
688
00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:20,509
I HAD THE CREATIVITY
OF A PRISONER OF WAR.
689
00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:24,383
AND TAKING A SHOWER,
THAT WAS A MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT.
690
00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,429
MOM, WHAT TIME'S
YOUR FLIGHT ?
691
00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:28,996
MY FLIGHT...?
692
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:32,130
OH MY GOD, MY CAB'S GONNA
BE HERE IN A HALF-HOUR, MI HIJA.
693
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,828
SORRY, I JUST CAN'T MISS
THE WINTER SOLSTICE.
694
00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:36,264
THE GIRLS WOULD
NEVER FORGIVE ME.
695
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:43,924
YOU KNOW, HONEY,
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
696
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:50,887
HEY, ROY, YOU SURE YOU GOT OUT
THAT RING AROUND THE COLLAR ?
697
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,889
JUST GO BACK TO WORK,
HUH, LEON ?
698
00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:57,024
OH, NO. I WANT YOUR JOB, ROY.
STAY HOME AND DO THE HOUSEWORK.
699
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,853
LET SOME PRETTY YOUNG THING
BRING HOME THE BACON.
700
00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:34,017
DAMN IT!
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
701
00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,367
I'M LOSING IT!
702
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:38,021
GRACE, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON ?
703
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:40,502
EDDIE, I SWEAR,
I UNDERSTAND CHILD ABUSE NOW.
704
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:43,549
I CAN PICTURE MYSELF
JUST THROWING HER
OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.
705
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,985
OH, GOD...!
706
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:46,987
GRACE. GRACE...GRACE!
COME ON!
707
00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,990
GO LIE DOWN, OKAY ?
708
00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,612
GRACE.
709
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:04,961
GRACE ?
710
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:07,660
WHAT ? SHE WANTS YOU.
711
00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,096
HOW THE HELL
DO YOU KNOW THAT ?
712
00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:11,011
SHE WANTS YOU.
713
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:14,928
GRACE...I HAVE TO GET UP
IN A FEW HOURS...OKAY ?
714
00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:16,451
AND I DON'T FUCKIN'
NEED SLEEP ?
715
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,148
WELL THEN FUCKIN'
TAKE A NAP TOMORROW.
716
00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:19,280
YOU'RE HOME!
717
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,198
WHAT IS IT, GRACE ?
718
00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:28,071
ABSOLUTELY. YOU'RE THE PARENT,
ASSERT YOURSELF.
719
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:31,640
BECAUSE NEW BABIES WANT
AND NEED A SET ROUTINE.
720
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:34,948
THE WORST THING IS TO HAVE
A NEW BABY DISRUPT YOUR LIFE.
721
00:37:34,991 --> 00:37:37,994
IT'S FUNNY YOU SAID THAT,
BECAUSE WE'RE COMPLETELY
DISRUPTED AT THE HOUSE.
722
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:40,214
Woman:
JUST TELL MOMMY SHE NEEDS
TO SET UP A WRITTEN SCHEDULE...
723
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,652
WITH A WAKE-UP TIME
AND COVERS ALL THE FACETS
OF YOUR BABY'S LIFE.
724
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:45,350
Eddie:
THANKS.
YOU HEAR THAT, GRACE ?
725
00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:48,483
GOTTA GET
THAT BABY ORGANIZED.
726
00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:50,659
IT WORKED FOR YOU, HUH ?
727
00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:55,403
COME ON, TANEESHA,
LET'S GO.
728
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:57,013
DADDY, I WANT CANDY.
729
00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:59,059
I WANT CANDY! TANEESHA COME ON. WE GOTTA GO HOME.
730
00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:01,670
I WANT CANDY!IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE DAY,
YOU'RE GONNA...
731
00:38:01,714 --> 00:38:03,716
I WANT CANDY!DON'T YOU - HEY.
732
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,195
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
733
00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:08,547
I WANT M AND M'S!DON'T YOU TALK TO ME
THAT WAY.
734
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:10,984
I'LL GIVE YOU A SNACK
WHEN WE GET HOME.
735
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,247
NO!COME ON,
TURN, THIS WAY...
736
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,989
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
COME HERE.
737
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:16,729
NO!
738
00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,558
LEAVE ME ALONE!DON'T YOU KICK ME!
739
00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:22,125
EXCUSE ME...
YOU'RE HER FATHER ?
740
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,563
HE'S NOT MY DADDY!I AM YOUR DADDY.
741
00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:26,304
HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER ?
742
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:29,611
NO. HE'S ANGRY AT ME.
HE'S A MEAN MAN.
743
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:32,397
IS HE YOUR DADDY ?I AM NOT A MEAN MAN.
744
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,182
HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER ?NO- YES!
745
00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:37,967
I'M HER FATHER, OKAY ?
I'M NOT MEAN...
746
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:39,534
AND WE'RE GOING HOME.
747
00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,754
YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE HER FATHER,
SHE'S SAYING...YOU'RE NOT ?
748
00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:43,190
LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WHAT SHE SAID,
749
00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,279
I'M HER FATHER,
ALL RIGHT ?
750
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,107
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO CURSE AT ME.
751
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:50,284
I WANT MY MOMMY!
752
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:54,157
MOHAMMAD, CALL THE POLICE.
CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW.
753
00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:57,160
Brenda:
FedEX AND FAXES ON YOUR DESK,
AND CHECK YOUR E-MAIL.
754
00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,292
Madeline:
OKAY, WHO'S THIS ?
755
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,076
THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, ANGIE.
756
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,601
SHE HAD A HALF A DAY
AND WE HAD NO BABYSITTER
SO SHE'S HELPING MOMMY.
757
00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:04,603
I LOVE IT THAT SHE'S HERE.
758
00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:05,995
HURRICANE JOAN...
759
00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:08,998
HOW'S THAT FAO SCHWARTZ
PIECE COMING ?
760
00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:10,130
DONE.
761
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:12,088
DID YOU GET SANTA
WITH THE KIDDIES ?
762
00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:13,699
IT'S ROY.I'LL CALL HIM BACK.
763
00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:17,746
WE GOT IT ALL.
IT'S A GREAT SEGMENT.
TOM WILL SHOW IT TO YOU.
764
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,313
EXCELLENT.
765
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,620
HE SAID IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
766
00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,622
WHAT IS IT, ROY ?
767
00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:25,014
IS EVERTHING OKAY ?
768
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,538
No, everything's not okay.
769
00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:28,757
I have a man here who thinks I kidnapped Taneesha.
770
00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,411
The most humiliating Goddamn thing...
771
00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,718
WHAT ?
LEMME TALK TO THE MAN.
772
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:38,332
YOU UNDERSTAND,
YOU SEE A SCREAMING CHILD,
773
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:41,379
A MAN DRAGGING HER AWAY...
774
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:44,164
YES.
NO, NO. PLEASE, MA'AM.
775
00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:46,122
If you don release him--
776
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:46,949
WANNA SPEAK
TO YOUR WIFE?
777
00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:48,734
NO, I'LL TALK TO HER LATER.
778
00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:50,910
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT,
779
00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:54,566
THE PARENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR INFANT TRAGEDIES.
780
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:57,699
LEARN CPR...FIRST AID...
781
00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,141
Grace:
THANK GOD SHE'S
STILL BREATHING.
782
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:17,589
EDUCATE YOURSELF! YES !
783
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:19,460
ARE YOU HUNGRY ?
784
00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,704
Hi, Grace and Eddie.
Leave a message at the beep.
785
00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:48,837
Hello, Grace. Grace, it's Joan.
786
00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:50,752
Emergency! Pick up!
787
00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:52,841
Come on, I know you're there, pick up!
788
00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:58,194
HELLO ? Oh thank God, we gotta talk, Grace.
789
00:40:58,238 --> 00:40:59,674
GOOD... By the way, how's it going ?
790
00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:02,111
YEAH, I'M GETTING
LOTS DONE HERE.
791
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,722
I can't wait to get you back here.
792
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:05,637
CBS pushed our first air date up by a week...
793
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,812
and I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown.
794
00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:08,553
We're playing with the big boys now.
795
00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:11,294
SURE... We gotta rethink the whole fucking format of the show.
796
00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:14,776
MAYBE I COULD BRING THE BABY IN.
LISTEN, JOAN, I WAS THINKING
797
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:16,822
JUST MY FIRST
FEW WEEKS BACK. Bring her in ?
798
00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:19,868
NOT A LOT.
TWO OR THREE.
799
00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:22,654
It would be a distraction. Baby Madness is over.
800
00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:26,222
We are under pressure to come up with some big glossy morning talk show theme.
801
00:41:26,266 --> 00:41:30,226
Pull yourself together. I need you back Monday clear-headed and ready to work.
802
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:34,143
HELLO ?Hello ?
803
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:36,363
I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE
THE RIGHT NUMBER...
804
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:38,278
I'M LOOKING FOR
THE PROFESSIONAL NANNY COMPANY.
805
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:41,324
Oh, yeah, that's me.
Hold on a second.
806
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,805
Who said I bounced a check!
807
00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:48,549
HI, BABY.
808
00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:50,856
HI. SHH!
THE BABY'S SLEEPING.
809
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,335
WHAT IS THAT ?
810
00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:53,511
THIS FUCKIN' THING.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
811
00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,382
I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK.
812
00:41:55,425 --> 00:42:00,474
AREN'T THE MANUAL ONES
EASIER ?
813
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,389
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS THING, HUH ?
814
00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:03,825
WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU KNOW...
815
00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:06,524
GRACE, OKAY. JEEZE.
816
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,788
BRENDA CALLED,
SHE LEFT THIS NUMBER FOR YOU.
817
00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:12,573
YOU WANT ME TO CALL 'EM?
818
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,009
THE NANNY ACADEMY.
NO, I JUST TRIED 'EM.
819
00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:17,230
GOD I SWEAR I'M GONNA DO
A SEGMENT ON FINDING A SITTER.
820
00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:20,538
I'M GONNA CALL IT
"NANNY IN A HAYSTACK".
821
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:21,843
BRENDA'S GOT A FRIEND.
WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL BRENDA ?
822
00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:23,758
CHERYL ? NO.
823
00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:26,587
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY
EXPERIENCE WITH NEWBORNS.
824
00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:31,940
HOW LONG HAS
SHE BEEN ASLEEP ?
825
00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:33,594
SINCE TWELVE.
826
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:35,640
WHAT ?
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO WAKE HER UP...
827
00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:37,642
NOW SHE'S GONNA BE UP
ALL FUCKING NIGHT AGAIN.
828
00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:40,340
GRACE, I AM BEING
SERIOUS.DON'T START.
829
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,956
YES, COULD I PUT YOU ON HOLD
FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE ?
830
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:55,355
WE COULD PULL DEANNE
OR THE PEDICURE SPOT
UP TO 9:05.
831
00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,618
OKAY.MAKE IT DEANNE.
832
00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:02,971
ROY, YOU ARE FUCKING KILLING ME.
833
00:43:03,015 --> 00:43:05,539
HOW THE FUCK AM I-- ?
I'M KILLING YOU ?
834
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,628
TAKING MY KIDS SHOPPING...
I ALMOST GET ARRESTED
835
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:10,370
AND I'M FUCKING KILLING YOU.
I'M TIRED OF THIS WHOLE SHIT,
MADELINE. SHIT...
836
00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:14,330
ROY...
837
00:43:15,418 --> 00:43:19,379
YOU BETTER PICK UP DINNER 'CAUSE
I'M NOT MOTHERFUCKIN' COOKING.
838
00:43:19,422 --> 00:43:21,729
STOP CALLING ME HERE, OR I MAY
BE OUT OF A MOTHERFUCKIN' JOB...
839
00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:25,037
AND WE WILL LOSE THAT
MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE IN THAT
MOTHERFUCKING NEIGBORHOOD.
840
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,778
AND FUCK DINNER.
ORDER PIZZA.
841
00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,348
LISTEN GRACE.
842
00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,568
I TOLD CHERYL
TO STOP BY TONIGHT.
843
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,743
THAT WAY WE CAN
AT LEAST MEET HER.
844
00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:37,353
WHAT ?
845
00:43:37,397 --> 00:43:39,660
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
TOLD HER TO COME OVER.
846
00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:42,881
GRACE, YOU HAVE TO WORK MONDAY.
WE NEED SOMEBODY.
847
00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:44,839
WHY DIDN'T YOU
CONSULT ME ON THIS ?
848
00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:46,711
COME ON. YOU'VE INTERVIEWED
2000 PEOPLE.
849
00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:48,887
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE BEING TOO FUSSY ?
850
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:51,280
FUSSY? EDDIE,
SHE'S FIVE WEEKS OLD.
851
00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:52,847
I DON'T THINK I'M BEING
TOO FUSSY.
852
00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:55,067
SO FAR, ALL I'VE MET
IS NAZI-NURSES
853
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,504
AND EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED
WOMEN WITH NO SKILLS.
854
00:43:57,547 --> 00:44:00,289
IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEBODY
TO TAKE CARE OF HER,
855
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:01,726
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK WORK
AND STAY HOME ?
856
00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:03,553
WHY DON'T YOU FUCK WORK
AND STAY HOME.
857
00:44:03,597 --> 00:44:05,381
SHE'S YOUR BABY, TOO.
858
00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:07,862
WELL, SHE'S HERE.
859
00:44:15,783 --> 00:44:17,698
HI, I'M CHERYL CULLY.
860
00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:19,874
HI.CHERYL, EDDIE.
861
00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:23,573
I GOT GOOD NEWS.
862
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,575
WHAT ?
863
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,882
YOU KNOW RUSS
IS RETIRING IN MAY.
864
00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:31,625
AND HE'S GOT THIS...
YOU KNOW, BREAD ROUTE.
865
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:32,974
BREAD ROUTE ?
866
00:44:33,018 --> 00:44:34,759
YEAH.
867
00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:37,500
RUSSELL SAID I COULD
TAKE IT OVER IF I WANTED TO.
868
00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:40,939
NOW LOOK...
869
00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:42,375
THESE ROUTES ARE HARD
TO COME BY.
870
00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,725
IT IS LIKE OWNING
YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
871
00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:46,640
HOW ARE YOU
GOING TO DO THAT ?
872
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,730
IF I START WORK AT FIVE-THIRTY,
WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO
START ?
873
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:51,123
I GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT.
874
00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:53,778
I GET UP AT TWO,
I GO AND LOAD MY TRUCK,
875
00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,867
I'M BACK HERE BY
FOUR-FIFTEEN.
876
00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:57,782
I'LL TAKE NEESHA OVER
TO BERNICE AT SEVEN.
877
00:44:57,825 --> 00:45:00,480
DROP THE BOYS OFF
ALONG THE ROUTE.
878
00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:02,656
I'LL BE DONE IN TIME
TO PICK THEM UP AT THREE.
879
00:45:03,831 --> 00:45:07,705
I DON'T KNOW ROY, WE ARE ALREADY
SPREADING OURSELVES TOO THIN.
880
00:45:08,401 --> 00:45:10,795
MADELINE, I NEED TO GET
SOME REAL WORK.
881
00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:14,015
OH, SO RAISING YOU KIDS
IS NOT REAL WORK ?
882
00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,495
OH COME ON.
883
00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:18,541
I JUST WANT TO TAKE ON A JOB,
WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH ?
884
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,025
SO SHE WAS NICE.
885
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:28,813
YEAH.
886
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,902
YEAH.YOU LIKED HER ?
887
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,691
HEY...
888
00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:40,563
IT WILL BE GOOD
TO HAVE YOU BACK, GRACE.
889
00:45:41,564 --> 00:45:43,044
MISSED YOU.
890
00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:47,527
PEEK-A-BOO.
891
00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:51,139
LOOK AT YOU.
892
00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:54,012
YOU LIKE THE PATTERNS ?
893
00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:55,796
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
894
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,494
MAMA, WE ARE LEAVING SOON.
895
00:45:58,538 --> 00:45:59,757
I ALMOST FINISHED HERE.
896
00:46:02,063 --> 00:46:05,545
WATCH SHE DON'T GET
CROSSED EYES LOOKING AT THAT.
897
00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:07,677
OH NO, MRS. DIAZ..
898
00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:09,854
I HOLD THEM 12 INCHES AWAY FROM HER FACE.
899
00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:11,420
SO SHE CAN FOCUS. SEE ?
900
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,861
I'M STUDYING EARLY
CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT.
901
00:46:16,904 --> 00:46:19,124
BABIES LOVE THESE. SEE ?
902
00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:25,478
SHE IS SO SMART.
903
00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:35,749
THE IDEA OF REFLEXOLOGY...
904
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,098
IS THAT DIFFERENT PARTS
OF THE BODY
905
00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:38,883
ARE RESPRESENTED ON DIFFERENT
PARTS OF THE FEET.
906
00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:42,669
LIKE YOUR BODY'S
MAPPED OUT DOWN HERE.
907
00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:45,933
When I rub this part of your
toe, that's the naughty part.
908
00:46:45,977 --> 00:46:48,153
Eddie:
Honey, she's kidding.
909
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:51,547
HEY GIRLS YOU WANT
OUR MUSIC
910
00:46:51,591 --> 00:46:53,158
OR SOMETHING FROM THAT
CHICK SINGER CD?
911
00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:59,120
NO, THE THEME SONG.
912
00:47:01,949 --> 00:47:05,474
OKAY MUSIC UP AND ROLL CREDITS.
913
00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:17,008
HEY, YOU OKAY ?
914
00:47:21,795 --> 00:47:23,928
BRENDA KNOWS CHERYL
REALLY WELL RIGHT?
915
00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:25,668
YEAH.
916
00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:27,757
AND HER REFERENCES
CHECKED OUT ?
917
00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:28,976
YEAH.
918
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:31,674
WELL THEN LILLY'S
IN REALLY GOOD HANDS.
919
00:47:32,284 --> 00:47:34,895
WE ARE OUT IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE,
920
00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:37,724
TWO, ONE.
921
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:39,944
MY BREASTS HURT.
YEAH.
922
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:43,904
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE
HOME FEEDING HER.
923
00:47:49,823 --> 00:47:52,217
GO CALL HER.
924
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:53,914
GO, CALL HER.
925
00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:55,960
NO, I DID ALREADY,
926
00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:57,875
RIGHT BEFORE
WE WENT ON AIR.
927
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:04,142
THAT IS ALL RIGHT.
CALL HER AGAIN.
928
00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:08,059
GO ON.
929
00:48:08,102 --> 00:48:08,973
OKAY.
930
00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:13,803
I DON'T KNOW WHY WOMEN TODAY
HAVE TO LEAVE THEIR BABIES
TO WORK.
931
00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:14,761
IT IS A SIN.
932
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:17,155
MY MOM DID THE SAME WITH ME.
933
00:48:18,025 --> 00:48:19,679
YOU DIDN'T WORK?
934
00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:20,941
NO.
NEVER.
935
00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:23,639
I WORK. YEAH.
936
00:48:23,683 --> 00:48:25,293
BECAUSE YOU WERE
POOR, MAMA.
937
00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:27,556
MY HUSBAND WAS A GOOD PROVIDER.
938
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,864
MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW WANTS
TO BE LIKE A MAN.
939
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,822
I THINK IT IS VERY
DANGEROUS.
940
00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,831
YOU WORK,
IT IS GOOD.
941
00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:49,100
HELLO ?
942
00:48:49,143 --> 00:48:50,797
HI CHERYL.Hi Grace.
943
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,930
Everything is fine,
she's doing really well.
944
00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:55,019
CAN I SPEAK TO HER.
945
00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:56,890
SURE, SHE IS RIGHT HERE.
946
00:48:56,934 --> 00:49:00,807
Hi honey, it is mommy.
947
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,069
I miss you.
948
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,247
HEY SHE SMILED,
SHE RECOGNIZED YOUR VOICE.
949
00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:09,859
GREAT, COULD YOU
PUT HER BACK ON.
950
00:49:09,903 --> 00:49:10,904
Sure, hold on a second,
here she is.
951
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,038
Lilly it is mommy again.
952
00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:18,868
HI, HI BABY. HI.
953
00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:20,783
MOMMY LOVES YOU SO MUCH.
954
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,872
YES SHE DOES,
955
00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:25,658
SHE WILL BE HOME
REAL SOON, OKAY ?
956
00:49:31,446 --> 00:49:35,233
Announcer: WOMAN, NOW ON CBS. 24 HOUR
957
00:49:35,276 --> 00:49:37,322
MEN ARE MORE OUTWARD
WITH THEIR ANGER,
958
00:49:37,365 --> 00:49:38,932
WOMEN TEND TO INTERNALIZE IT.
959
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,413
MEN PLACE BLAME,
WOMEN FEEL GUILT.
960
00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:44,068
MEN EXPLODE.
WOMEN IMPLODE.
961
00:49:44,111 --> 00:49:45,504
OH, I DON'T KNOW,
962
00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:47,723
THERE ARE PLENTY OF TIMES
I FEEL LIKE DECKING SOMEONE.
963
00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:51,075
RIGHT, HERE IS MARGO
EXPRESSING ANGER.
964
00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:53,425
THIS IS DECAF!
965
00:49:53,468 --> 00:49:55,775
I CAN'T DRINK THIS!
966
00:49:55,818 --> 00:49:58,865
EDDIE! PLEASE COME BACK.
WHERE ARE YOU!
967
00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,084
Cheryl: WHERE IS THE MONKEY?
968
00:50:00,127 --> 00:50:01,999
IS THERE A MONKEY, BIRTHDAY GIRL ?
969
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:04,784
WE ARE GOING TO BLOW UP ALL THESE BALLOONS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, LILLY.
970
00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:06,829
HAVE A BIG PARTY.
971
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,791
AND DADDY IS GOING
TO BE THERE, AND MOMMY.
972
00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:14,707
IN AN UPCOMING BOOK
THAT I'M PUTTING OUT.
973
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,013
WHAT IS THAT CALLED?
974
00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:17,101
CALLED, "I KNOW YOU ARE ANGRY.
AND SO AM I".
975
00:50:19,407 --> 00:50:21,801
Joan:
This whole thing
is out of control.
976
00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:24,238
LISTEN WE GOT THIS GREAT MUSIC,
EVERYONE WILL BE IN DRAG.
977
00:50:24,282 --> 00:50:25,674
In drag!
978
00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:28,808
JOAN, SEX-SWITCH-A-ROO
IS A GREAT WAY TO END SEX WEEK.
979
00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:30,288
Stop, you are not going to
talk me into this one.
980
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:32,116
IT IS GOING
TO BE FUNNY.You know you arekilling me.
981
00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:34,988
You are killing me.
I'm in the middle of sweeps.
982
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,511
I have got network execs
up my ass.
983
00:50:36,555 --> 00:50:38,818
And this whole sex week thing
is getting very sleazy.
984
00:50:38,861 --> 00:50:40,776
FINE, THEN WE WILL FORGET IT.
985
00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:44,128
Damn right I'll forget it.
I won't have any stinking
deviant on my show!
986
00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:53,180
THE SUITS WILL BE
VISITING TODAY.
987
00:50:53,224 --> 00:50:55,791
SHOULD I THANK THEM
FOR CUTTING ANY ORIGINALITY
988
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,141
RIGHT OUT OF THE SHOW ?
989
00:50:57,184 --> 00:50:59,752
THEY CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT
THE RATINGS THOUGH.
990
00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,493
NO.
991
00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,147
WHAT IS THAT CRAP ?
992
00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:04,974
I'M RUBBER AND YOU ARE GLUE,
WHAT EVER YOU SAY TO ME
BOUNCES...
993
00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:09,066
TANEESHA DON'T TOUCH
THOSE BUTTONS.
994
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:13,157
I HOPE ROY GETS HERE BEFORE
THE SUITS FIND A FOUR-YEAR-OLD
995
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,245
IN THE CONTROL ROOM.
996
00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:15,811
YOU KNOW WHAT,
THE HELL WITH THEM.
997
00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:18,336
SEX WEEK CONTINUES ON
THE 24 HOUR WOMAN.
998
00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:20,381
WHEN WE TELL YOU ABOUT
THE TOP TEN APHRODISIACS.
999
00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:24,298
ALSO, HOW MANY CALORIES
DOES SEX ACTUALLY WORK OFF?
1000
00:51:24,342 --> 00:51:27,736
FIND OUT ON THE
BURNING LOVE WORK OUT.
1001
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:30,304
AND UP NEXT,
LADIES WITH LUGERS.
1002
00:51:30,348 --> 00:51:31,958
ARM YOURSELF WITH STYLE.
1003
00:51:34,482 --> 00:51:36,049
JIM THERE ARE ONLY
FOUR GUNS OUT THERE.
1004
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,920
THIS IS NOT HOW
WE REHEARSED IT.
1005
00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,923
JIM, THEY LOOK PUNY!
1006
00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:47,495
HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME,
WHAT AM DOING UP HERE,
YOU KNOW?
1007
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,023
SO, WHEN'S EDDIE BACK?
1008
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:56,374
TODAY.
1009
00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:57,897
THANK GOD.
YOU KNOW...
1010
00:51:57,940 --> 00:51:59,899
LAST NIGHT I DIDN'T GET IN
UNTIL EIGHT O'CLOCK...
1011
00:51:59,942 --> 00:52:02,293
AND THEN I SPENT THE WHOLE
EVENING DECORATING THE APARTMENT
1012
00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:03,946
FOR LILLY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
1013
00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:05,861
THAT IS RIGHT,
IT IS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY.
1014
00:52:06,427 --> 00:52:08,125
IS SHE WALKING YET?
1015
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,128
ANY DAY NOW,
IT IS JUST SO COOL.
1016
00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:12,955
HANG ON.
1017
00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:15,349
YEAH, JOAN.
You see what I see?Goddamn shit!
1018
00:52:15,393 --> 00:52:17,177
I KNOW I'M LOOKING AT
THE GUNS RIGHT NOW.
1019
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,874
Fuck the guns,
look at "Wake Up New York".
1020
00:52:18,918 --> 00:52:20,528
Look at who they have
got on tomorrow.
1021
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,923
JIM, COULD YOU TURN UP
THE VOLUME PLEASE?
1022
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,056
JIM, COULD YOU TURN UP
THE DAMN VOLUME!
1023
00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:30,321
TOMMOROW WE WILL BE TALKING
WITH BEST SELLING AUTHOR,
1024
00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,453
DOCTOR SUSANNE PINCUS
ABOUT HER NEW BOOK,
1025
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:34,803
"GROW UP, KICKING YOUR
INNER CHILD'S BUTT."
1026
00:52:34,847 --> 00:52:36,892
I DON'T KNOW.How the hell
did they get her!
1027
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,416
I WAS TOLD SHE WAS
OUT OF TOWN.
1028
00:52:38,459 --> 00:52:40,244
Well, she is obviously
not, is she?
1029
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:41,854
How the fuck could you
let her get away!
1030
00:52:41,897 --> 00:52:43,769
I want everyone
in my office at 10:05.
1031
00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:46,250
Because I don't care if she is
not exclusive, I want her on
tomorrow.
1032
00:52:48,426 --> 00:52:49,905
FUCK.
1033
00:52:49,949 --> 00:52:51,342
HOW THE HELL COULD BOTH
OF YOU GUYS LET HER GET AWAY!
1034
00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:53,213
LOOK, SHE HAS THIS
PUBLICITY ARMY,
1035
00:52:53,257 --> 00:52:55,259
I CANNOT EVEN GET THROUGH
TO THE MAIN GUY.
1036
00:52:55,302 --> 00:52:56,956
I'LL SHOW YOU THE FAX,
I HAVE IT HERE.
1037
00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:58,566
MADELINE, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ?
1038
00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:02,004
I COPIED THE MEMO TO YOU,
THEY TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS
IN LONDON.
1039
00:53:02,048 --> 00:53:03,963
LORI, I DIDN'T GET A MEMO.
1040
00:53:04,006 --> 00:53:06,400
ON LINE TWO.
I GOT THE PUBLICIST
1041
00:53:06,444 --> 00:53:08,315
SHE'S GOT THE PUBLICIST
ON THE LINE, LORI.
1042
00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:14,408
ELLIOT. HI, GRACE SANTOS,
24 HOUR WOMAN.
1043
00:53:14,452 --> 00:53:16,236
LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT WENT WRONG.
1044
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,152
BUT IF SUSAN PINCUS
IS IN NEW YORK, I WANT HER.
1045
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,850
MRS. SANTOS, MRS. PINCUS
LEAVES FOR LONDON TOMORROW.
1046
00:53:21,894 --> 00:53:24,157
GRACE, CARVEL IS ON
LINE THREE.
1047
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:27,073
THAT IS FINE, I CAN PUT HER
ON TOMORROW MORNING.
1048
00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:29,554
I'm sorry she is already
committed to the other show.
1049
00:53:29,597 --> 00:53:32,383
EDDIE ON SIX AND CARVEL'S
STILL HOLDING.
1050
00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:32,818
...and she has a
book signing tonight.
1051
00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:33,949
I'M SORRY.
1052
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:36,300
TELL EDDIE TO HOLD.
HE IS AT HOME RIGHT?
1053
00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:37,910
WHAT!
1054
00:53:37,953 --> 00:53:39,433
I SAID SHE HAS
A BOOK SIGNING TONIGHT.
1055
00:53:39,477 --> 00:53:41,392
NO, SORRY.
UMM, ELLIOT,
1056
00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:44,046
COULD YOU HOLD
FOR A MINUTE, THANKS.
1057
00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:45,047
EDDIE?
1058
00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:47,398
DON'T MOVE.Carvel, hello?
1059
00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:49,965
GRACE SANTOS, YOU CALLED ME!
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE CAKE?
1060
00:53:50,009 --> 00:53:53,186
NO. I'M MUST CONFIRMING
YOU WANTED HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLY.
1061
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:56,363
Is that vanilla with rocky road
with chocolate sprinkles ?
1062
00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:59,453
NO, THAT IS HALF VANILLA,
HALF CHOCOLATE WITH RAINBOW
SPRINKLES.
1063
00:53:59,497 --> 00:54:00,498
You need to pick
it up by five.
1064
00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:03,196
OKAY, FINE.
EDDIE WHERE ARE YOU?
1065
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,633
HEY LISTEN HONEY,
I'M STILL IN L.A.
1066
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:09,028
THE LAB FUCKED UP, THEY HAVE TO
RESHOOT MY CLOSEUP FOR THE
EXPLOSION.
1067
00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:12,292
EDDIE DON'T DO THIS TO ME,
THIS IS LILLY'S BIRTHDAY.
1068
00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:13,989
OH, GOD...
1069
00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:15,382
WHO IS GOING TO
PICK UP THE CAKE ?
1070
00:54:15,426 --> 00:54:17,558
LOOK GRACE, I TOLD YOU
TO WAIT UNTIL THE WEEKEND.
1071
00:54:17,602 --> 00:54:21,258
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE FUCKING
WEEKEND, TODAY IS HER BIRTHDAY.
1072
00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:23,956
I CAN'T TALK TO YOU EDDIE.
1073
00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,914
Grace ?
Hello ?
1074
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,092
ELLIOT.
HELLO ?
1075
00:54:31,746 --> 00:54:34,096
ELLIOT ?
HELLO, ELLIOT ?
1076
00:54:37,143 --> 00:54:38,275
SHIT!
1077
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,366
OLGA...Hello ?
1078
00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:44,237
TO DO ME A FAVOR.
YES, I NEED YOU
1079
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,674
CAN YOU GO TO CARVEL AND PICK UP
LILLY'S BIRTHDAY CAKE?
1080
00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:48,328
LATE?I'm going to be late.
1081
00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:52,114
YOU GOT 50 PEOPLE
COMING AT SEVEN.
1082
00:54:52,158 --> 00:54:53,333
GRACE ?
CHERYL ON LINE TWO.
1083
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:54,334
OLGA, HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.
1084
00:54:55,988 --> 00:54:57,598
CHERYL, WHAT IS WRONG ?
1085
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,992
LILLY IS JUST A LITTLE BITFUSSY RIGHT NOW.
1086
00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,254
WE JUST CALLED
TO SAY HI.
1087
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,255
LET ME GIVE HER
THE PHONE.
1088
00:55:05,258 --> 00:55:07,521
Shh, YOU KNOW WHAT ?
1089
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:10,263
MOMMY IS GOING
TO GET YOU A BIG CAKE.
1090
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,483
AND A BIG SURPRISE.
YES, SHE IS.
1091
00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:15,007
I'M GOING TO PUT YOU ON HOLD.
1092
00:55:15,050 --> 00:55:16,617
OLGA, NOW LISTEN...
1093
00:55:20,055 --> 00:55:22,014
THE GUY FROM "LUGERS FOR LADIES"
LEFT THIS BEHIND.
1094
00:55:22,057 --> 00:55:23,494
AND I DON'T WANT
TANEESHA TO TOUCH IT.
1095
00:55:23,537 --> 00:55:24,669
WILL YOU LOCK IT UP ?
1096
00:55:25,757 --> 00:55:27,019
MADDY, MADDY, MADDY.
1097
00:55:27,062 --> 00:55:28,977
SUSANNE PINCUS IS GOING
TO BE ON A BOOK SIGNING.
1098
00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:30,370
FIND OUT WHEN AND WHERE.
1099
00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:32,198
WHERE IS EDDIE,
WHY CAN'T HE PICK UP THE CAKE ?
1100
00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:33,765
OLGA, HE IS NOT COMING.
1101
00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:36,071
HE'S NOT COMING!No, he's not.
1102
00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:37,551
WHERE IS HE ?
1103
00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:39,292
HE IS IN L.A. AND HE IS NOT
GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
1104
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,729
Grace! Pick up!
1105
00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:44,253
Come in here, please!
1106
00:55:44,297 --> 00:55:46,255
THEY ARE DYING TO MEET YOU,
1107
00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:48,693
AND I'M CHECKING IN TO MAKE
SURE THAT SEX-SWITCHEROO BIT
WE TALKED ABOUT
1108
00:55:48,736 --> 00:55:50,782
IS STILL IN THE WORKS
FOR FRIDAY.
1109
00:55:50,825 --> 00:55:52,610
SEX-SWITCHEROO.
1110
00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:56,004
Just have to do it, Grace.GREAT, YOU GOT IT.
1111
00:55:56,048 --> 00:55:56,657
CHERYL...
1112
00:56:01,575 --> 00:56:05,579
I'M GOING TO BE HOME AT SEVEN
OKAY. I LOVE YOU, YES I DO.
1113
00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:08,147
CHERYL ?
1114
00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:09,235
CHERYL, YEAH.
1115
00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:11,498
Do you think you are
going to make it ?
1116
00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:14,327
I'M GOING TO BE THERE,
THANKS. BYE.
1117
00:56:15,763 --> 00:56:20,377
SUSANNE PINCUS IS AT THE POSEMAN
BOOKSTORE ON UNIVERSITY
AT SEVEN P.M.
1118
00:56:26,513 --> 00:56:29,342
HEY, GRACE, LET ME GO AFTER
SUSANNE PINCUS FOR YOU.
1119
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,650
NO THANKS, MADDY, BUT IT IS
MY ASS ON THE LINE, NOT YOURS.
1120
00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:34,652
ARE YOU SURE ?
YOU GOT SO MUCH GOING ON
1121
00:56:34,695 --> 00:56:36,654
WITH THE BABY'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY AND ALL.
1122
00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:38,786
OH FUCK IT.
OH SHIT!
1123
00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:42,094
FUCK, I FORGOT LILLY'S
BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
1124
00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:44,575
I CAN GET IT AT HERALD SQUARE.
1125
00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:48,056
LOOK, IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU ?
1126
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:50,624
YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP
MY DAUGHTER'S FIRST BIRTHDAY
PRESENT FOR ME ?
1127
00:56:51,016 --> 00:56:53,453
AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT,
WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY
THE REALTORS' OFFICE
1128
00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:56,195
AND FIND ME A BIGGER APARTMENT?
MADDY, I'M SORRY.
1129
00:56:56,238 --> 00:56:58,937
I'LL JUST DO IT ALL.
I'LL JUST FUCKING DO IT.
1130
00:57:12,733 --> 00:57:15,127
EXCUSE ME, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE
TO WAIT AT THE BACK OF THE LINE.
1131
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:17,085
OH, I'M NOT HERE
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH.
1132
00:57:17,129 --> 00:57:18,696
I PRODUCE A SHOW CALLED--
1133
00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,567
YOU WANT TO TALK TO DOCTOR
PINCUS, YOU HAVE TO BUY A BOOK.
1134
00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:23,048
NO SEE, THIS IS
A BUSINESS MATTER.
1135
00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:25,529
IF THIS IS A BUSINESS MATTER,
CALL THE OFFICE.
1136
00:57:25,572 --> 00:57:26,921
NO, I TRIED THAT.
1137
00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:28,967
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SPEAK
TO DOCTOR PINCUS MYSELF.
1138
00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:32,057
YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO DOCTOR
PINCUS, YOU HAVE TO BUY A BOOK.
1139
00:57:32,971 --> 00:57:34,581
FINE, I'LL BUY A BOOK.
1140
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,757
AND UMM,
WAIT IN LINE.
1141
00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:38,803
THE BACK OF THE LINE.
THANK YOU.
1142
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,513
WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER
FOR FIVE YEARS,
1143
00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:56,995
AND I DON'T KNOW,
IT SEEMS THAT HE--
1144
00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:59,084
I'M READY TO GET MARRIED,
AND I'M REALLY IN LOVE
WITH THIS GUY,
1145
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:02,130
AND IT JUST SEEMS LIKE
HE DOESN'T WANT TO COMMIT.
1146
00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:03,828
DUMP HIM
IF HE WON'T COMMIT,
1147
00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,394
HE DOESN'T REALLY
LOVE YOU ANYWAY.
1148
00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:08,223
DOCTOR PINCUS, GRACE SANTOS,
PRODUCER OF "THE 24 HOUR WOMAN".
1149
00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:09,964
WAIT A MINUTE,
I WAS HERE FIRST.
1150
00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:11,052
DOCTOR SUE.
1151
00:58:11,096 --> 00:58:13,881
SHE IS RIGHT.
DUMP HIM. HE IS A JERK.
1152
00:58:13,925 --> 00:58:16,536
IT IS OKAY, YOU ARE THE WOMAN
WHO HAD THE BABY.
1153
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:18,799
I WATCHED THE SHOW THAT DAY.
1154
00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:20,671
DOCTOR PINCUS,
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN A RUSH,
1155
00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:23,978
BUT I HAVE BEEN TRYING --
DESPERATELY TRYING TO
GET YOU ON MY SHOW.
1156
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:25,980
SO, YOU SHOULD TALK
TO MY PUBLICIST.
1157
00:58:26,024 --> 00:58:27,678
ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD
TALK TO YOUR PUBLICIST.
1158
00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:29,854
BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY
DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING
1159
00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:31,159
IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
BOOKED YET.
1160
00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:32,683
OH ?
1161
00:58:32,726 --> 00:58:34,815
DOCTOR PINCUS, MORE VIEWERS
WATCH "THE 24 HOUR WOMAN"
1162
00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:37,078
THAN ANY OTHER
EARLY MORNING SHOW.
1163
00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:38,993
GUARANTEED BY THE END
OF NEXT WEEK,
1164
00:58:39,037 --> 00:58:41,648
WE WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE
MORNING SHOW IN NEW YORK.
1165
00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:45,652
IF YOU WANT THESE WOMEN
TO HEAR YOUR MESSAGE,
1166
00:58:45,696 --> 00:58:47,741
DO OUR SHOW TOMMOROW MORNING.
1167
00:58:47,785 --> 00:58:49,569
I'M ON "EMA" TOMMOROW,
I CAN'T.
1168
00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:50,744
I KNOW, YOU ARE ON AT
EIGHT O'CLOCK.
1169
00:58:50,788 --> 00:58:52,659
NOT GOOD FOR YOU AT ALL.
1170
00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:55,183
EVERY MOTHER WILL BE RUSHING
THEIR KID OFF TO SCHOOL
DURING THAT TIME SLOT.
1171
00:58:55,227 --> 00:58:57,055
LISTEN, I CAN GIVE YOU
A FULL TEN MINUTES.
1172
00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:58,665
STRAIGHT INTO
ROSIE O'DONNEL TIME.
1173
00:58:58,709 --> 00:59:00,754
ANY FORMAT YOU WANT,
YOU CALL THE SHOTS.
1174
00:59:03,061 --> 00:59:04,671
IS THAT YOU BEEPING ?
1175
00:59:04,715 --> 00:59:07,239
ACTUALLY, I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING
EXCEPT YOU SAYING, "YES".
1176
00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:12,113
MADDY, YEAH, SET IT UP.
ONE ON ONE WITH MARGO.
1177
00:59:12,157 --> 00:59:15,726
NINE-FORTY SEVEN TO FIFTY-SEVEN.
NO, NO COMMERCIAL BREAKS.
1178
00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:17,728
LET JOAN KNOW IMMEDIATELY.
1179
00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:20,339
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME,
I WAS AN ANIMAL!
1180
00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:22,036
OH SHIT.
I GOT TO GO, BYE.
1181
00:59:22,994 --> 00:59:25,039
OLGA, YES, I'LL BE THERE.
1182
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:26,258
I'M JUST GETTING
A PRESENT. OKAY, BYE.
1183
00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:35,136
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
I NEED A STRAWBERRY MUFFIN BABY.
1184
00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:37,617
AISLE C-5,
IF THERE ARE ANY LEFT.
1185
00:59:40,794 --> 00:59:42,187
WHY DID YOU SEND ME
OVER THERE ?
1186
00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:43,971
YOU HAVE LEMON,
YOU HAVE BLUEBERRY,
YOU HAVE APPLE.
1187
00:59:44,015 --> 00:59:45,886
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING EXCEPT
STRAWBERRY MUFFIN BABY.
1188
00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:47,409
I NEED STRAWBERRY MUFFIN BABY.
1189
00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:49,281
LOOK LADY, WHATEVER WE HAVE
OUT THERE IS WHAT WE HAVE.
1190
00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:53,067
DID YOU CHECK BY
THE MUFFIN BABY COMIC BOOKS ?
1191
00:59:53,111 --> 00:59:55,156
NO. YES, BUT THERE'S
NOTHING THERE.
1192
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,288
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT.
1193
00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:57,898
WELL, THEN, WE DON'T
HAVE ANY LEFT.
1194
00:59:57,942 --> 00:59:59,987
NO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME!
1195
01:00:00,031 --> 01:00:01,989
I NEED IT.RELAX. RELAX.
1196
01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:03,295
I'M SORRY.
1197
01:00:03,338 --> 01:00:05,079
WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED
"THE MUFFIN SHOP."
1198
01:00:05,123 --> 01:00:06,646
IT HAS ALL THE
CHARACTERS IN IT.
1199
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:08,953
AND YOU KNOW,
THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT.
1200
01:00:08,996 --> 01:00:11,042
AND IT IS $300.
YOU WANT IT?
1201
01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:12,826
$300 ?
I CAN DO $300.
1202
01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:14,654
YES, I WANT IT,
I WANT IT.
1203
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,921
THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S LAST ONE, TOO.
1204
01:00:20,965 --> 01:00:22,619
SIR!
1205
01:00:28,276 --> 01:00:29,843
HOW LONG ARE WE
GOING TO WAIT ?
1206
01:00:29,887 --> 01:00:32,106
YOU KNOW, THE ICE-CREAM CAKE
DON'T FIT IN THE FREEZER.
1207
01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:34,239
WE GOTTA EAT THAT THING.
1208
01:00:41,855 --> 01:00:43,291
TAXI!
1209
01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:45,642
TAXI!
1210
01:00:46,338 --> 01:00:48,166
TAXI!
1211
01:00:48,906 --> 01:00:50,168
THAT IS MINE!
THAT IS MINE!
1212
01:00:50,211 --> 01:00:52,823
THANK YOU, THAT IS MINE!
THANK YOU!
1213
01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:10,057
JUST PULL OVER PLEASE. SIR ?
1214
01:01:10,101 --> 01:01:11,668
NOW! THANK YOU.
1215
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:14,148
HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU ?
1216
01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:16,194
HERE KEEP THE CHANGE.
1217
01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:22,896
HEY!
1218
01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,223
HEY!
1219
01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:53,057
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING THERE ?
1220
01:01:54,362 --> 01:01:56,538
OH, OFFICER...
IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
1221
01:01:56,582 --> 01:01:59,498
LISTEN.
I HAVE MY METROCARD,
1222
01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:01,413
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS USED UP,
1223
01:02:01,456 --> 01:02:03,458
AND THE LINE IS JUST --
1224
01:02:03,502 --> 01:02:06,853
IT IS MY KID'S
FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY,
AND I CAN'T BE LATE.
1225
01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:08,202
SHOW ME SOME I.D.
1226
01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:11,205
OH, NO, COME ON.
DON'T WRITE ME UP, PLEASE.
1227
01:02:13,468 --> 01:02:15,035
OKAY, LOOK,
HERE'S THE DEAL.
1228
01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:16,863
I HAVE TO BE THERE
AT SEVEN O'CLOCK.
1229
01:02:16,907 --> 01:02:19,083
THEY HAVE THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY,
YOU GOT TO SEE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.
1230
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:21,085
SHE IS CRAZY, AND I JUST--
1231
01:02:21,128 --> 01:02:24,218
COULD YOU WORK WITH ME?
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
1232
01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:28,309
I HAVE THE MONEY.
SEE, I HAVE FIVE DOLLARS.
1233
01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:31,312
WHY DON'T I GIVE THIS TO YOU ?
YOU CAN GIVE IT TO THE TOKEN
BOOTH LADY FOR ME.
1234
01:02:31,356 --> 01:02:34,098
YOU GOT TO SHOW ME
A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
DRIVER'S LICENSE,
1235
01:02:34,141 --> 01:02:35,316
OR SOMETHING WITH
YOUR NAME ON IT.
1236
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:39,233
FINE, YOU WON'T
WORK WITH ME!
1237
01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:43,107
JUST HURRY UP AND WRITE
THE FUCKING TICKET,
1238
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,239
SO I CAN JUST GET ON HOME.
1239
01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:48,329
I KNOW IT'S IN HERE.
JUST A SECOND.
1240
01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:51,115
SHIT.
1241
01:02:53,117 --> 01:02:54,335
I CAN'T FIND MY I.D.
1242
01:02:54,379 --> 01:02:56,163
YOU GOT TO SHOW ME
SOMETHING.
1243
01:02:56,207 --> 01:02:58,339
I DID, I SHOWED YOU
MY FUCKING METROCARD!
1244
01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:00,124
THAT IS IT.
YOU ARE OVER.
1245
01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:03,431
CENTRAL, ADVISE THE BOYS
I GOT SOMEBODY HERE.
1246
01:03:03,475 --> 01:03:06,043
OFFICER, LET'S CALM DOWN HERE.
1247
01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:10,090
PICK UP YOUR STUFF,
I DON'T WANT TO GET YOU
FOR RESISTING ARREST.
1248
01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:12,136
PLEASE PICK UP YOU STUFF.
LET'S GO PEACEFULLY.
1249
01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:15,008
WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
COME HERE, LET'S GO PEACEFULLY.
1250
01:03:15,052 --> 01:03:16,444
GET YOUR MONEY,
YOU'RE DROPPING YOUR MONEY.
1251
01:03:16,488 --> 01:03:18,577
NO, OKAY LISTEN.
LET'S WORK THIS OUT. PLEASE?
1252
01:03:24,235 --> 01:03:26,933
Shh! SHE'S ASLEEP.
1253
01:03:26,977 --> 01:03:29,066
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ?
1254
01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:30,937
GOT ARRESTED.
1255
01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:32,983
OH, MY GOD. FOR WHAT ?
1256
01:03:33,026 --> 01:03:35,072
FOR INSULTING A COP.
1257
01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:36,029
WHAT ?
1258
01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:43,907
I MISSED HER FIRST BIRTHDAY.
1259
01:03:43,950 --> 01:03:45,865
IT IS OKAY, HONEY...
1260
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:48,868
SHE IS ONE YEAR OLD. SHE IS NOT
GOING TO REMEMBER ANY OF THIS.
1261
01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:51,305
WATCH THE VIDEO.
LOOK HOW CUTE SHE LOOKS.
1262
01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:54,656
POOR NINITA.
1263
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:58,182
NO MAMI, NO PAPI.
1264
01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:04,623
OH, MY GOD, SHE LET GO.
1265
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:05,972
MA, SHE IS WALKING.
1266
01:04:06,016 --> 01:04:08,496
ISN'T IT GREAT ?
I GOT IT ON VIDEO.
1267
01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:11,891
MA, WHERE IS THE REMOTE ?
1268
01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:14,154
MA? MA.
FORGET IT.
1269
01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:27,907
SHE TOOK HER FIRST STEPS...
1270
01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:31,911
AND I MISSED IT.
1271
01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:53,150
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
1272
01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,152
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ?
1273
01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:57,371
HOW COME YOU ARE NOT AT WORK ?
1274
01:04:57,415 --> 01:04:59,069
ARE YOU SICK ?
1275
01:05:09,079 --> 01:05:11,211
SO, HOW WAS THE PARTY ?
1276
01:05:14,606 --> 01:05:16,564
GRACE, LOOK...
1277
01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:19,176
I'M SORRY.
1278
01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:22,919
I WANTED TO BE AT THE PARTY.
YOU KNOW THAT.
1279
01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:27,053
GRACE, I HAD NO CONTROL.
1280
01:05:33,016 --> 01:05:36,062
YOU KNOW I'M WORKING ON A FIFTY
MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE GRACE.
1281
01:05:36,106 --> 01:05:38,064
OKAY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO ?
1282
01:05:38,108 --> 01:05:40,588
DO I TELL THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
THAT I CAN'T RE-SHOOT MY FUCKING
CLOSEUP
1283
01:05:40,632 --> 01:05:42,155
BECAUSE IT IS MY KID'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY ?
1284
01:05:44,636 --> 01:05:47,944
YOU KNOW WHAT, GRACE?
YOU ARE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!
1285
01:05:55,081 --> 01:05:56,953
Shh! Shh!
1286
01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:07,224
WHERE ARE THE WIPES ?
1287
01:06:07,485 --> 01:06:09,661
GODDAMN IT, WHERE IS CHERYL
WHEN WE NEED HER?
1288
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:17,103
Grace:
LILLY, WHERE IS
THE MUFFIN BABY ?
1289
01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:23,805
NO, DON'T TOUCH.
OKAY, BLOW IT OUT.
1290
01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:26,330
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1291
01:06:27,461 --> 01:06:29,333
YEAH!
1292
01:06:31,509 --> 01:06:33,380
SHOULD WE HAVE
WAITED FOR EDDIE ?
1293
01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:35,426
NO, HE IS AT WORK.
1294
01:06:35,861 --> 01:06:38,168
LET ME SEE IT.
1295
01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:44,304
THERE ARE NO OTHER PEOPLE THERE.
THIS LOOKS SO STUPID.
1296
01:06:44,348 --> 01:06:47,090
Cheryl:
IT LOOKS GREAT,
IT IS MOM AND BABY.
1297
01:06:47,133 --> 01:06:49,048
I CAN FIX IT, I CAN GO INTO
EDITING, RIGHT ?
1298
01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:51,485
IT WILL BE FINE.
IT WILL BE FINE.
1299
01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:56,447
AT LEAST LILLY WON'T KNOW WHAT
AN ASSHOLE OF A MOTHER SHE HAS.
1300
01:06:57,622 --> 01:07:00,494
DON'T DO THAT.
YOU ARE A GOOD MOM.
1301
01:07:01,278 --> 01:07:04,368
GRACE, LOOK AT HER.
1302
01:07:04,411 --> 01:07:06,152
SHE IS FINE.
1303
01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:10,156
RIGHT LILLY ?
COME ON.
1304
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,159
STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING
ON MEN AND SOCIETY.
1305
01:07:13,203 --> 01:07:14,334
GOT A PROBLEM, GIRLS ?
1306
01:07:14,378 --> 01:07:17,294
STOP WHINING
AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
1307
01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:21,167
OKAY, WE HAVE A CALLER,
SANDY FROM NEW ROCHELLE.
1308
01:07:21,211 --> 01:07:24,431
YOU'RE ON.
Hi, I'm 22,and I'm a au pair.
1309
01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:27,173
And I really like
taking care of children.
1310
01:07:27,217 --> 01:07:29,175
I think it is the most
important work there is.
1311
01:07:29,219 --> 01:07:32,222
Why do people demean
childcare so much ?
1312
01:07:32,265 --> 01:07:33,875
WELL, THANK GOD
FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, SANDY,
1313
01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:36,791
WHO ARE WILLING TO RAISE
OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN
1314
01:07:36,835 --> 01:07:40,186
BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.
BUT, BY DOING THAT,
1315
01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:45,409
YOU ARE ENABLING THAT MOTHER
TO SHIRK HER RESPONSIBILITIES
TO HER CHILDREN.
1316
01:07:45,452 --> 01:07:48,238
I HAVE A MESSAGE
TO THE CAREER-OBSESSED
MOMMIES OUT THERE.
1317
01:07:48,281 --> 01:07:51,197
YOU HAVE A KID,
YOU RAISE THAT KID, LADY.
1318
01:07:51,241 --> 01:07:53,112
AM I RIGHT ?
1319
01:07:53,156 --> 01:07:54,722
GROW UP ALREADY.
1320
01:07:56,942 --> 01:07:59,075
YOU KNOW, MARGO, WHEN I
DECIDED TO LEAVE MY JOB...
1321
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:02,643
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH
MOMMY THIS MORNING ?
1322
01:08:02,687 --> 01:08:04,297
YEAH.
1323
01:08:04,341 --> 01:08:06,908
MOMMY'S GOING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU
1324
01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:08,736
AND MORE TIME WITH DADDY, TOO.
1325
01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:10,738
MOMMY LOVES YOU A LOT.
1326
01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:12,392
I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T
STAY WITH YOU.
1327
01:08:12,436 --> 01:08:15,221
IT IS JUST THAT MOMMY HAS
TO GO INTO WORK, OKAY ?
1328
01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:17,136
IT IS SWEEPS WEEK, DARLING.
1329
01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,834
I KNOW IT IS, JOAN.
1330
01:08:19,878 --> 01:08:22,402
DON'T WORRY, GRACE.
SHE IS FINE, REALLY.
1331
01:08:22,446 --> 01:08:23,577
WE'RE GOING TO RUN AROUND
A LITTLE BIT.
1332
01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:26,580
OKAY. ALRIGHT,
THAT IS GOOD.
1333
01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:32,586
LILLY, MOMMY HAS TO GO
BYE-BYE, OKAY ?
1334
01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:34,371
OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1335
01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,503
OKAY, BYE.
1336
01:08:37,287 --> 01:08:39,115
BYE, SWEETIE.
BYE-BYE.
1337
01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:45,164
BYE, BYE, LITTLE GIRL.
BYE, CHERYL.
1338
01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:48,602
BYE, LILLY!
1339
01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:53,433
WHAT, WHAT, YOU WANT
TO GO ON THE SWINGS ?
1340
01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:55,261
YOU WANT TO GO ON
THE SWINGS, LITTLE GIRL?
1341
01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,481
OKAY, HERE COMES MOMMY.
1342
01:08:57,524 --> 01:08:59,178
HERE COMES MOMMY.
1343
01:09:00,832 --> 01:09:02,573
YOU WANT TO GO
ON THE SWINGS ?
1344
01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:03,617
OKAY, MOMMY WILL TAKE YOU.
1345
01:09:03,661 --> 01:09:06,664
GRACE, IT IS OKAY.
YOU WILL BE LATE.
1346
01:09:06,707 --> 01:09:07,926
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL ?
1347
01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:10,494
I'M NOT GOING TO NEED
YOU TODAY, ACTUALLY.
1348
01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:11,843
SO...
1349
01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:17,283
ACTUALLY, I WON'T BE
NEEDING YOU AT ALL ANYMORE.
1350
01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:19,155
THANK YOU, CHERYL.
1351
01:09:31,558 --> 01:09:33,212
Well, you've got your hat...
1352
01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:34,866
you've got your coat...
1353
01:09:38,783 --> 01:09:39,784
HEY, HONEY.
1354
01:09:40,524 --> 01:09:41,742
HEY, HI, EDDIE.
1355
01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:44,310
HOW ARE YOU ?
I'M GREAT.
1356
01:09:44,354 --> 01:09:45,746
GOD, I HAD THE GREATEST DAY.
1357
01:09:45,790 --> 01:09:48,967
ME AND LILLY
JUST HUNG OUT
ALL DAY.
1358
01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:50,490
THAT IS GREAT.
1359
01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:53,667
LOOK, I'M MAKING
HOMEMADE APPLESAUCE
1360
01:09:53,711 --> 01:09:54,886
FROM SCRATCH.
1361
01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:57,018
THEY ARE ORGANIC.
1362
01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,759
OH, AND LOOK.
1363
01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:01,893
I MADE PAELLA.
1364
01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,808
WOW.
1365
01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:09,248
CHERYL CALLED ME TODAY.
1366
01:10:09,292 --> 01:10:10,728
I THOUGHT SHE MIGHT TRY THAT.
1367
01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:15,733
YOU GUYS ARE ALLIES.
1368
01:10:17,561 --> 01:10:19,650
WHAT HAPPENED, GRACE ?
1369
01:10:19,693 --> 01:10:21,826
NOTHING.
NOTHING, EDDIE.
1370
01:10:21,869 --> 01:10:25,699
IT IS JUST I THINK I SHOULD BE
TAKING CARE OF MY OWN DAUGHTER.
1371
01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:26,918
HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO DO THAT ?
1372
01:10:30,095 --> 01:10:32,576
ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW.
1373
01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:35,753
HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO GO TO WORK, GRACE,
1374
01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:39,626
IF YOU DON'T
HAVE A BABYSITTER ?
1375
01:10:39,670 --> 01:10:43,717
EDDIE, I JUST WANT US
TO BE BACK TO THE WAY WE WERE.
1376
01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:46,981
YOU KNOW, IT IS NOT GOOD
THAT WE'RE FIGHTING
ALL THE TIME.
1377
01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:48,766
I HATE THAT.
1378
01:10:53,945 --> 01:10:57,383
I JUST WANT TO GO BACK,
TO THE WAY WE WERE.
1379
01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,260
OH, MY APPLES.
1380
01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:08,481
JUST A SECOND HERE.
1381
01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:12,355
YOU KNOW, EDDIE...
1382
01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:13,921
I DON'T KNOW HOW
I'M GOING TO DO IT,
1383
01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:16,924
BUT I DO KNOW WHAT I WANT.
1384
01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:20,624
WHAT I WANT --
WHAT I REALLY WANT
1385
01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:23,844
IS QUALITY OF LIFE,
YOU KNOW ?
1386
01:11:23,888 --> 01:11:27,587
THAT IS WHAT I REALLY WANT.
THAT IS WHAT I WANT.
1387
01:11:27,631 --> 01:11:29,372
BUT IT ALL GETS
SO COMPLICATED.
1388
01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:30,764
YOU KNOW, IT IS LIKE
THESE APPLES.
1389
01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:33,071
THEY ARE ORGANIC AND SHIT,
BUT THEY ARE SO EXPENSIVE.
1390
01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:37,031
AND WE CAN'T AFFORD THEM
IF I STOP WORK, BUT THEN,
IF I DO WORK...
1391
01:11:37,075 --> 01:11:39,033
I CAN'T SPEND TIME
WITH LILLY.
1392
01:11:39,077 --> 01:11:40,905
AND THEN IF I DO SPEND TIME
WITH LILLY,
1393
01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:42,950
I GOT TO FEED HER
FUCKING POISON.
1394
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,562
THEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT
AIRBAGS TODAY.
1395
01:11:45,605 --> 01:11:48,086
GRACE, I THINK YOU SHOULD STOP
WATCHING THE NEWS, HONEY.
1396
01:11:48,129 --> 01:11:49,870
NO, EDDIE, REALLY.
1397
01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:53,787
THEY SAY THEY ARE FOR SAFETY,
BUT THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE.
1398
01:11:53,831 --> 01:11:56,573
AND THEN...
GOD, AT THE SUPERMARKET.
1399
01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:59,053
THIS KID CAME UP TO ME AND SAID,
"PAPER OR PLASTIC?"
1400
01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:02,448
I JUST CRIED.
1401
01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:06,496
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE JARS ARE ?
1402
01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:09,063
NO, NO I'LL GET IT.
THEY ARE UP HERE SOMEWHERE.
1403
01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:12,763
OKAY, I'M GOING TO BRAID
YOUR HAIR SO PRETTY,
1404
01:12:12,806 --> 01:12:14,155
AND THEN, I'M GOING TO WORK.
1405
01:12:14,199 --> 01:12:16,984
OH, MOMMY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GO TO WORK, DO YOU?
1406
01:12:17,028 --> 01:12:18,159
YES.
1407
01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:21,032
WHO'S GOING TO
LOOK AFTER ME?
1408
01:12:21,075 --> 01:12:24,427
DADDY ?DADDY.
1409
01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:25,993
HE'S A GOOD DADDY.
1410
01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:26,994
YES, HE IS.
1411
01:12:38,745 --> 01:12:40,747
I'M QUITTING.
1412
01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:45,839
WHAT ?
1413
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:49,452
TODAY, I'M GOING TO TELL
JOAN I'M QUITTING.
1414
01:12:55,719 --> 01:12:57,721
IT'S PROBABLY THE BEST
THING FOR ALL OF US.
1415
01:13:00,201 --> 01:13:02,029
GOOD MORNING!
IT IS 9 A.M.
1416
01:13:02,073 --> 01:13:04,205
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL.
DROP THAT REMOTE.
1417
01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,164
WE ARE STILL THE 24 HOUR WOMAN.
1418
01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:08,688
EXCUSE ME.
1419
01:13:08,732 --> 01:13:10,690
WE DECIDED WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
SOME FUN AROUND HERE
1420
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:13,737
AND WRAP UP SEX-WEEK
WITH A SPICY SEX-SWITCHEROO.
1421
01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:14,433
COME ON!
1422
01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:42,156
SO, I TOOK UP TWO SEATS
ON THE SUBWAY,
AND NOBODY GROPED ME.
1423
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,549
FEELS GREAT.
1424
01:13:43,593 --> 01:13:45,769
WELL DONE!
HERE.
1425
01:13:47,988 --> 01:13:50,643
ALL RIGHT, YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!
1426
01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:53,124
GOOD MORNING!
1427
01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:56,040
HEY, THIS IS JOAN MARSHALL,
OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.
1428
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,650
LOOKING GOOD, DUDE.
1429
01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,565
I FEEL GREAT, I DID MY HAIR
IN THREE MINUTES THIS MORNING.
1430
01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:00,436
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
1431
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:01,872
OH, KIND OF
LIKE A PACKRAT.
1432
01:14:01,915 --> 01:14:05,484
ALSO MY LEGS ARE HAIRY,
AND I DON'T CARE.
1433
01:14:12,056 --> 01:14:14,798
HEY, GRACE,
WHERE IS YOUR SUIT ?
1434
01:14:14,841 --> 01:14:17,104
LISTEN, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1435
01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:21,761
HEY, GRACE, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRL.
1436
01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:29,813
GOOD MORNING!
HI, EVERYBODY!
1437
01:14:29,856 --> 01:14:31,945
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!
1438
01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:33,120
STEVE.
1439
01:14:34,165 --> 01:14:40,998
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
1440
01:14:41,825 --> 01:14:46,003
I TELL YOU THIS IS IT!
OUR SEX-SWITCHEROO!
1441
01:14:46,351 --> 01:14:49,136
PUTTING THEIR GENDER
IN THE BLENDER!
1442
01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:57,144
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A DREAM WALKING ?
1443
01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:58,885
LOOK AT YOU!
1444
01:15:00,191 --> 01:15:03,890
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THE WAY
YOU FILL OUT THAT SKIRT.
1445
01:15:03,934 --> 01:15:04,978
HOW DO YOU FEEL ?
1446
01:15:05,022 --> 01:15:08,155
OH, I FEEL
H.O.T.
1447
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:11,289
HONEY, I'M TELLING YOU,
IT IS, LIKE,
1448
01:15:11,332 --> 01:15:13,900
TO HELL WITH SCHWARZENEGGER,
WILLIS, AND STALLONE
1449
01:15:13,944 --> 01:15:16,555
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE JULIA,
MICHELLE, AND DEMI!
1450
01:15:17,904 --> 01:15:19,515
THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU.
1451
01:15:23,170 --> 01:15:24,258
PATTY, WHERE IS JOAN?
1452
01:15:29,046 --> 01:15:31,135
GRACE, WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN ?
1453
01:15:31,178 --> 01:15:33,050
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE REMOTE ?
1454
01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:35,226
JOAN, WE NEED TO TALK.
1455
01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:36,575
NOT NOW, GRACE.
1456
01:15:36,619 --> 01:15:37,837
NO, JOAN...
1457
01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:39,926
LISTEN. UM...
1458
01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:47,368
OKAY, THINGS AREN'T WORKING OUT,
AND I FEEL THAT...
1459
01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:50,720
LET ME GUESS.
YOU ARE QUITTING.
1460
01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,070
WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
I WASN'T EXPECTING IT.
1461
01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:55,376
NO, JOAN,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1462
01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:59,119
SEE, MAYBE IF THINGS
WERE A LITTLE BIT
MORE STRUCTURED HERE--
1463
01:15:59,163 --> 01:16:00,599
GRACE.
1464
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:02,732
YOU HAVE BEEN OUT OF IT
FOR THE PAST YEAR.
1465
01:16:03,733 --> 01:16:05,169
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
TO ME, JOAN ?
1466
01:16:05,212 --> 01:16:09,042
I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS MOMMY
BURNOUT OR FEAR OF SUCCESS.
1467
01:16:09,086 --> 01:16:11,697
YOU KNOW WHAT, JOAN ?
LET'S JUST HOLD
ON A MINUTE HERE
1468
01:16:11,741 --> 01:16:15,048
BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T THINK
YOU ARE BEING FAIR TO ME.
1469
01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:17,181
FRANKLY, I WAS HOPING
YOU WOULD GET OVER IT
1470
01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:18,661
AND RISE TO THE OCCASION,
1471
01:16:18,704 --> 01:16:21,011
BUT I SEE NOW THAT
YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF THAT.
1472
01:16:21,054 --> 01:16:23,796
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
TO ME, JOAN ?
1473
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,972
SERIOUSLY, HOW CAN YOU FUCKING
SAY THAT TO ME
1474
01:16:26,016 --> 01:16:28,366
WHEN I HAVE GIVEN MY FUCKING
LIFE FOR THIS SHOW!
1475
01:16:28,409 --> 01:16:30,281
JOAN, WE GOT THE REMOTE BACK
YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK ?
1476
01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:33,197
GRACE, GRACE, GRACE,
TAKE YOUR BABY AND GO HOME.
1477
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:34,894
I HAVE GOT A SHOW
TO RUN HERE.
1478
01:16:35,373 --> 01:16:38,637
ARE YOU HAPPY
WITH THAT?
Grace:NO, I'M NOT.
1479
01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:40,117
Grace:
GET MARGO AND EDDIE
TO RUN IT.
1480
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,641
I WANT REMOTE TO HAUL
THEIR BUTTS OVER 42nd AND 8th
1481
01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:44,730
BY THAT DISNEY PLACE.
1482
01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:45,992
IT IS FINE.
LEAVE IT ALONE.
1483
01:16:46,906 --> 01:16:48,038
I'M STEPPING OUT, OKAY?
1484
01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:54,131
I'M FINE, I FUCKING QUIT!
CAN YOU GET ME SOME BOXES
1485
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,393
PLEASE!
GRACE LISTEN.
1486
01:16:56,133 --> 01:16:57,395
I CAN'T, I'M SORRY.
1487
01:16:57,438 --> 01:16:58,657
MADDY, I'M JUST GOING
TO GET MY SHIT
1488
01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:00,050
AND I'M GOING TO GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
1489
01:17:00,093 --> 01:17:01,225
I'M JUST SO PISSED.
1490
01:17:01,268 --> 01:17:03,270
OKAY, JUST LET ME HOLD
THE BABY ALL RIGHT ?
1491
01:17:04,968 --> 01:17:06,143
THANK YOU.
1492
01:17:10,103 --> 01:17:12,105
HEY, EDDIE, COME ON.
YOU ARE FALLING APART HERE.
1493
01:17:12,149 --> 01:17:14,107
HEY, DON'T TOUCH
THE MERCHANDISE.
1494
01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:19,025
SHIT!
1495
01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:27,381
LORI!
1496
01:17:29,732 --> 01:17:30,776
YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE ?
1497
01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:33,736
NO, JUST THANK YOU!
1498
01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:36,434
SORRY, LORI.
1499
01:17:40,351 --> 01:17:42,179
Eddie on television:
I'M MOTHER TO MY DAUGHTER.
1500
01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:45,965
MOTHER ?
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT.
1501
01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:57,107
BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW WOULD LILLY
RESPOND TO YOU BECOMING A MOMMY?
1502
01:17:57,150 --> 01:18:01,154
WELL, THE TRUTH IS,
LILLY CONSIDERS GRACE AND I
1503
01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:02,808
TO BE THE SAME
PERSON ANYWAY.
1504
01:18:03,809 --> 01:18:06,943
WHAT CAN I SAY ?
I'M JUST A MODERN DAY HAG.
1505
01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:10,381
YOU LYING MOTHERFUCKER!
1506
01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:38,104
I'M GOING TO
FUCKING KILL HIM!
1507
01:18:42,326 --> 01:18:44,067
SHE OKAY ?
1508
01:18:44,110 --> 01:18:45,982
SHE IS JUST HAVING
A BAD DAY.
1509
01:18:46,025 --> 01:18:48,419
KIND OF LIKE THE GIRLS
OVER THERE.
1510
01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:50,160
OHH MAMA.
1511
01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:51,117
Eddie:
HI GIRLS, DON'T BE SHY.
1512
01:18:54,033 --> 01:18:56,079
HEY, EDDIE!
TELL THE TRUTH!
1513
01:18:56,122 --> 01:18:57,733
TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH NOW!
1514
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:02,172
Eddie:
SOMEBODY CALL
THE FUCKING COPS!
1515
01:19:02,215 --> 01:19:03,477
YOU ARE GOING TO CALL
THE COPS ON ME, EDDIE ?
1516
01:19:03,521 --> 01:19:05,871
Grace:
I'M YOUR FUCKING WIFE!IS THIS REAL?
1517
01:19:05,915 --> 01:19:07,177
THAT IS HIS WIFE.
OH, YEAH,
1518
01:19:07,220 --> 01:19:09,919
YOU SAID THAT WE WERE A TEAM!
REMEMBER THAT?
1519
01:19:09,962 --> 01:19:11,094
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT
EDDIE, HUH ?
1520
01:19:11,137 --> 01:19:12,835
WHAT HAPPENED TO US ?
1521
01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:15,185
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ?
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU ?
1522
01:19:15,228 --> 01:19:17,013
OH MY GOD.
I'LL CALL THE POLICE.
1523
01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:19,885
NO, LOCK THE DOORS.
CALL CNN.
1524
01:19:19,929 --> 01:19:21,104
TELL THEM WE HAVE
A HOSTAGE SITUATION,
1525
01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:23,062
AND THEY CAN HAVE
A LIVE FEED.
1526
01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:25,021
WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO CAMERA THREE ?
WHAT, DID HE TAKE OFF ?
1527
01:19:25,064 --> 01:19:26,413
JOAN.
DO IT!
1528
01:19:26,457 --> 01:19:28,894
NOBODY LEAVE THEIR POSTS,
EVERYBODY, STAY CALM!
1529
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,157
TELL L.A. WE ARE RUNNING
THROUGH COMMERCIAL.
1530
01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:33,072
AMERA TWO,
TAY WITH HER.CAMERA TWO, ZOOM IN!
1531
01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:34,857
ZOOM IN!
ZOOM IN!
1532
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:38,948
GIVE ME A CHYRON WITH BASIC
BIO INFO, AGE, MARITAL STATUS,
ANYTHING!
1533
01:19:38,991 --> 01:19:40,253
YOU GET TO HAVE
EVERYTHING, EDDIE!
1534
01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:43,953
YOU GET TO HAVE EVERYTHING!
1535
01:19:43,996 --> 01:19:45,345
IT IS NOT FAIR,
IT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR!
1536
01:19:45,389 --> 01:19:47,173
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT
FROM ME, GRACE, WHAT ?
1537
01:19:47,217 --> 01:19:49,915
GOD, IT MAKES ME SICK THAT
EVERYBODY, JUST EVERYBODY,
1538
01:19:49,959 --> 01:19:51,221
GOES "EWW" EDDIE.
1539
01:19:51,264 --> 01:19:53,484
HE IS SO GOOD TO GRACE.
HE IS SO GOOD TO LILLY.
1540
01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:55,921
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT, EDDIE!
YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING.
1541
01:19:55,965 --> 01:19:57,401
THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT
PART OF THE SHOW.
1542
01:19:57,444 --> 01:19:59,055
NO, IT IS BETTER.
1543
01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:02,232
DOES ANYBODY APPLAUD MY FUCKING
EFFORTS WHEN I CHANGE A DIAPER ?
1544
01:20:02,275 --> 01:20:04,103
Eddie:
GRACE, WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU WANT FROM ME ?
1545
01:20:04,147 --> 01:20:07,063
SHE IS MORE ATTACHED TO GRACE,
YOU ARE HER MOTHER.
1546
01:20:07,106 --> 01:20:09,413
YOU ARE JUST SO STUPID!
1547
01:20:09,456 --> 01:20:10,980
SHE WOULD BE MORE ATTACHED
TO YOU TOO, EDDIE,
1548
01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:13,025
IF YOU WOULD BE THERE FOR HER.
1549
01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:17,029
JUST KEEP HOLD
OF HER, OKAY ?
1550
01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:18,465
LOOK...
1551
01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:20,859
OH MY GOD.
1552
01:20:20,903 --> 01:20:22,556
YOU GET TO HAVE
EVERYTHING, EDDIE!
1553
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,080
MY FUCKING HEART IS JUST
BLEEDING FOR YOU.
1554
01:20:24,123 --> 01:20:26,604
FUCK YOU, GRACE!
FUCK YOU, GRACE!
1555
01:20:26,647 --> 01:20:27,692
FUCK YOU!
1556
01:20:27,735 --> 01:20:30,216
HOLY SHIT. HOOK A PHONER
WITH A SHRINK.
1557
01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:32,218
WHAT SHRINK ?WHO CARES...
1558
01:20:32,262 --> 01:20:33,611
THIS COULD GO ON
FOR HOURS!
1559
01:20:33,654 --> 01:20:35,178
COME ON, JUST DO IT!
1560
01:20:35,221 --> 01:20:37,745
HEY, LADY, DON'T GO IN THERE.
DON'T GO IN THERE.
1561
01:20:37,789 --> 01:20:38,703
WE HAVE A NUTCASE
IN THERE WITH A GUN.
1562
01:20:38,746 --> 01:20:40,357
I KNOW, SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
1563
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,228
WE HAVE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE
BY A LONE GUNMAN.
1564
01:20:42,272 --> 01:20:44,100
GUN PERSON.
1565
01:20:44,143 --> 01:20:45,536
SHE IS A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE.
1566
01:20:45,579 --> 01:20:49,583
SET OFF BY A CASE
OF POST PARTUM DEPRESSION.
1567
01:20:49,627 --> 01:20:52,586
NO, THE DRAG OUTFITS
AREN'T PART OF HER DEMANDS.
1568
01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:54,240
BASICALLY IT IS A DOMESTIC
DISPUTE.
1569
01:20:54,284 --> 01:20:56,634
SHE DID FIRE A ROUND OR TWO,
BUT IT WAS JUST AT HER HUSBAND.
1570
01:20:56,677 --> 01:20:59,158
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S SO HARD ?
1571
01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:00,377
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S SO FUCKING HARD ?
1572
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:01,508
IT IS HARD TO LOVE YOU!
1573
01:21:01,552 --> 01:21:03,510
IT IS HARD TO LOVE ME ?
1574
01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,470
SOMETIMES.
1575
01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:10,256
YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING
LOVE ME, EDDIE ?
1576
01:21:12,650 --> 01:21:14,086
GRACE.
1577
01:21:15,305 --> 01:21:17,176
GRACE.
1578
01:21:18,438 --> 01:21:20,440
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
1579
01:21:21,789 --> 01:21:23,617
WIDEN OUT, SHOW ME THE GUN.
1580
01:21:24,314 --> 01:21:26,098
IS SHE CRYING ?
1581
01:21:30,407 --> 01:21:33,192
GIVE ME THE GUN.
1582
01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:39,372
Police:
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
1583
01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,200
GIVE ME THE GUN.
GIVE ME THE GUN.
1584
01:21:41,244 --> 01:21:42,245
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
1585
01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:52,342
LOOK...
1586
01:21:52,385 --> 01:21:54,300
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
1587
01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:56,955
JUST YESTERDAY,
1588
01:21:56,999 --> 01:21:58,826
I READ THIS T-SHIRT,
IT REALLY SPOKE TO ME.
1589
01:21:58,870 --> 01:22:02,221
IT SAID, THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING
1590
01:22:02,265 --> 01:22:05,181
A FATHER CAN DO
FOR HIS CHILDREN...
1591
01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:07,618
IS TO LOVE THEIR MOTHER.
1592
01:22:07,661 --> 01:22:09,359
THINK ABOUT IT.
1593
01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:14,277
MADDY, WHERE IS MY KID ?
1594
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:15,408
SHE IS FINE.
1595
01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:16,540
WOULD YOU TAKE CARE
OF HER FOR ME?
1596
01:22:17,323 --> 01:22:20,544
GRACE, GRACE.
SHE IS MY WIFE.
1597
01:22:20,587 --> 01:22:23,851
I WISH I'D NEVER MET YOU EDDIE.
THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED.
1598
01:22:26,332 --> 01:22:28,639
Joan:
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY SAD.
1599
01:22:28,682 --> 01:22:32,121
WE HAVE TO PLAY THIS BACK
ON THE AIR.
1600
01:22:32,164 --> 01:22:34,514
FOR PLAYBACK AFTER THE BREAK.
BT-10 MARK, THIS AND RE-CUE
1601
01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:45,003
Taneesha:
I SEE MOMMY!
1602
01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:47,092
WHAT DID YOU SAY, LOVE ?
1603
01:22:47,136 --> 01:22:48,485
WHERE YOU SEE MOMMY?
1604
01:22:48,528 --> 01:22:50,617
OH, NO, YOU DON'T SEE
MOMMY AT ALL.
1605
01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:53,751
WE GOT TO GO.
1606
01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:55,100
COME ON.
1607
01:22:55,144 --> 01:22:58,843
ACTION HERO-SLASH-
IT LOOKS LIKE WANNA-BE
1608
01:22:58,886 --> 01:23:01,889
GOT THE TABLE TURNED ON HIM
TALK SHOW HOST, EDDIE DIAZ
1609
01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:03,587
WHEN HIS WIFE, A PRODUCER
ON "THE 24 HOUR WOMAN,"
1610
01:23:03,630 --> 01:23:05,371
TURNED INTO A
PISTOL PACKING MAMA.
1611
01:23:05,415 --> 01:23:08,244
WHAT HAPPENED TO US, EDDIE ?
1612
01:23:08,287 --> 01:23:10,724
GRACE, WHAT DID I DO ?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ?
1613
01:23:10,768 --> 01:23:13,336
I BELIEVE THE GRACE SANTOS
STORY IS NOT UNIQUE.
1614
01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:17,383
HUSBANDS, IGNORE THE NAGGING,
AND IT MAY COST YOU YOUR LIFE.
1615
01:23:17,949 --> 01:23:20,734
TALK IT OVER FOLKS,
COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY.
1616
01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,566
Joan:
HEY, THEY MISSPELLED MY NAME.
1617
01:23:26,610 --> 01:23:28,394
JOAN, DO YOU LOVE IT ?
1618
01:23:28,438 --> 01:23:29,917
CUTE.
1619
01:23:29,961 --> 01:23:33,225
HEY LOOK, YOU ARE IN HERE, TOO.
LOOK, THERE IS YOUR NAME.
1620
01:23:33,965 --> 01:23:35,314
THEY SPELLED YOURS RIGHT.
1621
01:23:35,358 --> 01:23:37,360
THE D.A. ANNOUNCED TODAY
THAT ALL FELONY CHARGES
1622
01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:39,449
HAVE BEEN DROPPED AGAINST
GRACE SANTOS
1623
01:23:39,492 --> 01:23:42,321
FROM LAST WEEKS BIZARRE
"24 HOUR WOMAN" INCIDENT.
1624
01:23:52,201 --> 01:23:53,463
WHO IS IT ?
1625
01:23:53,506 --> 01:23:55,160
Eddie:
IT IS ME.
1626
01:23:55,204 --> 01:23:57,249
CAN I COME IN ?
1627
01:23:59,251 --> 01:24:01,384
USE YOUR KEY.
1628
01:24:17,008 --> 01:24:18,488
COME HERE, BABY.
1629
01:24:23,362 --> 01:24:24,972
I NEED TO GET MY SUIT.
1630
01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,019
I HAVE AN AUDITION TOMMOROW.
1631
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:31,501
EDDIE...
1632
01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:34,373
I'M SORRY.
1633
01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,681
FOR THE GUN THING ?
1634
01:24:37,724 --> 01:24:39,291
NO, NOT THAT.
1635
01:24:43,469 --> 01:24:46,211
FOR WHAT I SAID:
1636
01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:48,866
I WISHED I'D NEVER MET YOU.
1637
01:24:50,563 --> 01:24:52,696
IT IS NOT TRUE.
1638
01:24:56,656 --> 01:24:58,484
A LOT OF GOOD THINGS
CAME FROM THAT.
1639
01:25:00,921 --> 01:25:02,749
I'M SORRY TOO, GRACE.
1640
01:25:02,793 --> 01:25:04,969
FOR WHAT ?
1641
01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:08,407
FOR SAYING IT'S DIFFICULT
TO LOVE ME ?
1642
01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:11,323
THAT WASN'T IT.
1643
01:25:13,586 --> 01:25:16,328
FOR NOT BEING THERE FOR YOU.
1644
01:25:16,372 --> 01:25:19,766
I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THE RIGHT
THING BUT I GUESS I WASN'T.
1645
01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:23,379
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1646
01:25:28,297 --> 01:25:29,602
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ?
1647
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:32,562
I DON'T KNOW.
1648
01:25:34,912 --> 01:25:36,392
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ?
1649
01:25:56,063 --> 01:25:58,370
GOD, I WOULD DIE
FOR A SHOW RIGHT NOW.
1650
01:26:01,547 --> 01:26:04,681
I WOULD DO A SEGMENT AND NAME IT
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
1651
01:26:04,724 --> 01:26:06,857
IT IS A LOT OF WORK.
1652
01:26:10,382 --> 01:26:12,123
HI, GRACE SANTOS.
1653
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,994
I HAVE GOT A SHOW THAT IS
PERFECT FOR YOUR NETWORK.
1654
01:26:14,038 --> 01:26:17,084
AND IT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
FROM ANYTHING YOU HAVE SEEN.
1655
01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:18,825
AND IT IS GOING TO BE
REAL PEOPLE.
1656
01:26:18,869 --> 01:26:21,045
JUST REAL PEOPLE
WITH REAL PROBLEMS.
1657
01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:23,700
HONEY, EVERY TALK SHOW
ON EVERY NETWORK
1658
01:26:23,743 --> 01:26:26,137
HAS REAL PEOPLE WITH
REAL PROBLEMS.
1659
01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,747
YEAH, I KNOW,
1660
01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:29,096
BUT WHAT I WANT
TO DEAL WITH,
1661
01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:31,969
IS THE LITTLE EVERYDAY STUFF.
YOU KNOW ?
1662
01:26:32,012 --> 01:26:35,451
THE LITTLE EVERYDAY STUFF
THAT DRIVES US CRAZY.
1663
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:38,758
DOESN'T SOUND SEXY.
1664
01:26:38,802 --> 01:26:42,762
OH, WELL,
IT WILL BE SEXY.
1665
01:26:42,806 --> 01:26:44,634
YEAH, BECAUSE
I CAN MAKE IT SEXY.
1666
01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:46,113
DEFINITELY.
1667
01:26:53,425 --> 01:26:54,992
I THINK...
1668
01:26:56,515 --> 01:26:59,126
WE SHOULD GIVE
MS. SANTOS A SHOT.
1669
01:26:59,170 --> 01:27:02,869
NO PUN INTENDED!
1670
01:27:11,051 --> 01:27:12,531
I LOVE YOU.
1671
01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:14,141
I LOVE YOU.
1672
01:27:15,186 --> 01:27:15,795
HERE, LET ME GET YOU A CAB.
1673
01:27:15,839 --> 01:27:17,884
NO, NO.
TAXI!
1674
01:27:18,972 --> 01:27:21,497
OKAY, YOU ARE
GOING TO BE HOOKING UP
WITH CHERYL AT THREE-THIRTY.
1675
01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:22,846
AND DON'T FORGET TO GO
TO THE DRUG STORE
1676
01:27:22,889 --> 01:27:24,891
TO PICK UP LILLY'S
EAR DROPS.
1677
01:27:24,935 --> 01:27:28,068
EARDROPS, DRUGSTORE,
CHERYL AT THREE-THIRTY.
1678
01:27:28,112 --> 01:27:30,070
YOU GOT THE PRESCRIPTION, RIGHT?
FOR HER EARDROPS, RIGHT?
1679
01:27:30,114 --> 01:27:32,899
HONEY, I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
I GOT IT.
1680
01:27:32,943 --> 01:27:34,161
I'M SORRY.
1681
01:27:34,205 --> 01:27:36,163
SAY "BYE" TO MOMMY.
LILLY, SAY "BYE" TO MOMMY.
1682
01:27:40,603 --> 01:27:42,169
LOVE YOU, TOO.
1683
01:27:51,483 --> 01:27:53,093
IT'S OKAY. MOMMY'S GONNA BE
BACK HOME SOON.
1684
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,444
WE'RE DOING GOOD, HUH?
1685
01:27:55,487 --> 01:27:57,446
YEAH, WE ARE DOING GOOD.
1686
01:27:58,447 --> 01:28:00,013
I JUST KEEP TELLING MYSELF
THE WORST PART
1687
01:28:00,057 --> 01:28:01,537
IS GOING TO BE OVER
IN 20 YEARS.
1688
01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:02,886
OR MORE.
1689
01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:04,191
WHAT?
1690
01:28:04,235 --> 01:28:06,150
IF WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
1691
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,109
ANOTHER ONE ?
1692
01:28:18,945 --> 01:28:20,773
Grace:
MADDY!
1693
01:28:23,167 --> 01:28:26,083
I GOT THE NEW DESIGNS
FOR THE SET.
1694
01:28:26,126 --> 01:28:27,780
GREAT!
1695
01:28:27,824 --> 01:28:31,175
OKAY, SIR, THE NEXT STOP,
THE CHICK'S NETWORK.
1696
01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,612
OH, MY GOD, LOOK.
1697
01:28:38,138 --> 01:28:40,619
THERE SHE GOES,
THE 24 HOUR WOMAN.
1698
01:28:40,663 --> 01:28:43,448
BYE, JOAN.
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