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Open up!

Open up!

Why don't you open up?

Open up, open up!

What the hell's the matter with you?

You make so much noise after midnight every night

What are you hammering? A coffin?

Sorry to have disturbed you

You're making me nervous

If you go on, I'll call the police

Sorry, sir

My goodness!

I'll try to cut down the noise

Easy

Up!

Be careful Take it easy

Easy

Be careful!

Sorry, I'm really sorry

Are you moving?

Sorry for the noise I cased

You hammer each night for what?

Wait a minute

Can start now

Li Tung told me that out of curiosity

He decided to go to that old man 's home to have a look

Mr, Chen, they can still move

These intestines are fresh-scarcely 2 hours old

Wong Chieh-Mei, the intestines of a child?

Don't panic before the truth is out

They're intestines all right

But it's a cat's not a man 's

I told you not to make any fuss!

Right

No more gory violence, Cheers!

Brother. I don't drink before sunset

The sun has set in many parts of the world

Come on, drink

Really want me to drink?

Drink

What is that?

Vodka. the strongest wine in the world

It can burn easily. terrific!

Terrific!

Pai So. are the crabs ready?

You've been teasing me the whole night

Don't keep bullying Ti Tung

We bully you?

Eat crabs This wine is very strong

Good

Good give me a gun

Gun?

Show me

Come on, really nice

How to take it?

These wines won't agree with you

Try yellow wine for better taste

Hong Kong people can drink at will So Icky

Who wants to emigrate?

Thank you. madam

Come on

Come on, drink

A bigger gulp

Wisely, there's something spooky about that house

That can and girl stared at me with eyes wide open

Wong, Can the police get someone to investigate?

The whereabouts and background of that cat?

If we had time for that

We might as well catch a thief

Who's got time to care about that cat? Crazy!

But frankly, that cat and girl do

Look like demons in Greek mythology

Nothing could arouse your interest more than girls

Don't get jealous over nothing!

I have a strong feeling

Friends even suspect me to be from another star

I am convinced that girl and cat come from another star

They should be good-natured

But kindness is bound to bring evil

Evil is coming to pass in this city

Something strange happens in the historical museum

There is a gadget in the museum

An octagon Which baffles even the archaeologists

But to the star men

It's an important weapon

Who's it? Who's it?

Errol

Curiosity is the finest thing in life

Curiosity leads to progress

And retards the ageing process

Young girl, cat, old man, They all disappear

But I must follow the case

But how to get started?

Well, Li Tung said

That when that girl moved

The transportation company seemed to be jen jen

I remember seeing the TV and of an old man lifting his finger

My curiosity forces me to get to the bottom of the thing

Go now

What? Someone's coming?

With the address given me by that old man

I eventually found the house they live in

There's nobody, don 't panic!

We must find the other octagon as soon as possible

Only then can we wipe out the star killer

And return home

If by chance we can't go back

We'd better die over here

Who? Who's there? Come out quickly!

Don't hurt him!

Destroy him just in case

No. we can't kill mankind

There's no hatred between us

I thought I was dreaming

Till I see this wound

I never knew a cat cold fight too

And so hard

That cat tried to kill me. but that girl saved me

This matter is getting increasingly confusing

That cat is dangerous

But when I woke up is that hose that day

I found no trace of either the cat or man

I gave p hope of getting to the bottom of the case

Till Pai So and I discovered that cat's trace

On TV news the other morning

Got it from a ball game?

I hit myself against the wall

Why? I could've helped you

You? You didn 't even come once a week

What's the matter? Why take my underwear

When you've got so much of your own?

It gives me the feeling of you holding me close?

You don't need me anymore then

You went to bed late last night Why get p so early today?

Want to sleep 4 hours a day like Napoleon did?

He'd sleep 3 hours a day only

If he knew 1997 was fast approaching

Is a man more potent early in the morning?

Here now is a special announcement

A mysterious theft occurred

In a historical museum early this morning

The burglars stole only an octagon with centuries of history

No other items on display were lost

The burglars broke in through the window, according to the police

They broke the glass box and took away that

We also believe they fought 2 guards

And ended p killing them

Here ends this special bulletin

I'm sure it's linked with that big cat I'm going too

Let me take a bath first

Okay

Don't!

You scoundrel, you fling me down the water!

Damn it! Don 't go!

Wong Chieh-mei? I'm now going to the spot of the theft

See you at the Exhibition in half an hour Goodbye

Morning, sir

Sergeant. how's the situation?

No idea, Go and see for yourself

There are traces of burn all over

but no signs of a fire

I guess no human could've achieved this

Everything else okay?

Sir, the man who takes fingerprints is here

Here?

What? Taking fingerprints when it's all burnt

A matter of procedure only

Morning, Mr Chou Morning

Sir, I won 't handle the hair

I'm sure it was that cat's

That cat's wrought so much havoc

But I can do noting about it

Animals punish sinning animals

One can't live with incessant barks

And still enjoys it, What a crank he is!

Chen lives alone in such a big house

Because no one cares to work for him

So it's you, wisely

Never imagined that? I only want to see these dogs

This is my friend Inspector Wong

This is Mr Chen Please come in

Chen. tell your baby not to be so passionate

Remember you were scared by my dogs last time?

Chen. I want to borrow a dog from you

The fiercest and most belligerent one

What for? To get even with a neighbor's dog?

No. a cat

Cat? You must be joking

Heard the morning news?

I suspect it was linked with that cat

Under these circumstances, we must assign Lao Pu

Which Lao Pu?

Look, he's taking a rest

This is Lao Pu

He's the most beautiful yet bravest dog in the world

No dogs are his match

I think he's eligible

But how can I take him out

It he's not in the mood?

There are not more than 10 dogs of this pedigree in this world

He has a unique personality and hates beck and call

He keeps calm when facing a strong rival

He's a real fighter and looks every inch like one

He's a dog with a difference

Say something nice to him

Lao P, you really are a good dog

I've never seen anyone as capable as you are

Now, take him away

I'm leaving

Bye-bye

Thank you

Mr Wong

Got a lead on the bank robbers

Let me go and see

I've had joy rides with girls

But never with a dog!

Now that dog has been following me like a close friend

I feel the same way too

Cold I have changed?

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

It takes 3 days to mutate the human body

So we must make se at the human body before the mutation is completed

Sure

Now go and get the weapons

Get going

Mr, Wong. can I help you?

What's so urgent over the phone?

Some of your folks got killed?

It won't happen at my home

What do you mean. Mr, Wong?

I'm joking too

What is it all about?

Guns

Can't you get them from the arsenal yourself?

We must keep this a secret

So the police are perpetrating

They take the law into their own hands even before 1997

I would�ve arrested all of you

If your brother hadn't been my man

Show me

This is Milan 357 caliber, the deadliest Colt

Fatal inspector sees it too

It has too few bullets

Fast loading makes it as effective

AKM is the most advanced portable light machine gun or the communists

All the terrorists use it

It has too few bullets and is heavy

USMG, An Israeli official weapon fires 1,200 shots per minute

MP5K. H7K, West German

It fires 850 shots per minute

I also need guns with loose bullets

The ordinary Remington has 5 shots only

Your looks show it's not enough

This is demonstrator

The 1st Rolette Loose Bullets gun with a round of 12 shots

Thank you

What for?

Business is business, Police or thugs pay alike

Collect it from bell!

Me Wong, that's not a funny joke

I'm not joking

I mean to finish off your mom too

You're not human. you�re not human

I'm not human

I'm not human

Bye-bye

Wisely, hungry? Shall we order snacks

Follow me

Quiet!

After him!

You've made a mess of my Lao P

Luckily Lao P is still alive

Or Chen. a pet lover. would�ve forfeited my life for him

Professor Y, how's Lao P?

How's Lao Pu?

He's going to live, Don 't worry

I'm now at ease

He's so strong. he's going to survive any men

He'll be Ok in week or two

Thank you Professor Y

Thanks for saving his life

Lao P

Good boy. let's go home

Lao P, let's go home

Be nice, Lao Pu

Lao P, let's go home, Be nice

Professor

Professor Y, how's the lab report on that cat's tall?

Wisely, what are you up to?

This is a university lab

Why make fun of me with a dead cat's tail?

Dead cat's tail?

Yes. bone analysis shows it died scores of years ago

After the carving, we can wipe out the enemy?

If we piece together the two octagon

That'll sure kill the enemy

Don't worry, I'll take you back

General

Errol. he's injured

How come that cat's tail is missing

Why did you get to wisely?

Or duty as knights is to protect our master

Now you've lost part of your body

How can we take you to leave the earth?

Errol don't blame him

He is also a brave knight

He got that compass himself

What happened last night is incredible!

The tail of that cat I chased stuck by my car's trunk

And he ran away after biting his tail off

After analysis. it belonged to a cat who died over scores of years ago

But I saw it fully alive

How could it be a dead cat?

Want to have a look?

So ugly, It's better to bury it quickly

You're evil

You're damned, you scare me

Cold that cat be coming back to find his own tail?

lmpossible!

Don't make me nervous

Pai So. don't move, let me cope with him

Wisely, don 't!

Please don 't worry We mean well

Who are you?

We,, We're not earthmen

We come from outer space

We fled to the earth only because

Or star was occupied by evil influence

When the old man was telling the story

Space killers were closing on us

I owe you no grudge, Why did you try to kill me at Tang Hose?

We didn 't mean to

That night you slipped into Tang Hose

We didn 't mean to knock you unconscious

It was we who saved you

What about the cat intestines Li Tung found at your home?

To prolong that cat's bowels

I kept researching the cat bowels

Wisely, now we're all in danger

Or bodies must get out of earth quickly

We must graft this cat's tail first

How can you do it?

He can do it

It's okay

Wisely, the killers from outer space are here!

Don't worry, Pai So, follow s

Light the fire quickly!

Wong Chieh-mei? Chieh-mei

Quiet!

Is he human?

He's no longer your friend

Keep away!

Run!

Don't!

Errol Don't!

Errol Don't!

Don't!

Errol

Wisely Run!

Run!

Come on, Quick!

Why are you bringing s here?

Now Errol's dead, Nobody to guide s

I must get back to my own star

Let's go p to have a look

What on earth is she looking for?

I've found it! Look!

What's this?

It is or star, You take a look too

Come over and see

How are you going to go back now?

Is this your spaceship?

What?

Spaceship. it's an earthman's term Primitive

Your star emits very strange lights!

I've got in contact with them

The octagon has picked up signals from space

Stellar radioactivity will melt s into the galaxy

To decompose or bodies

And we'd be homing on the radio pulses

That's tremendous!

The General's body has been radiated

He's now the strongest knight in the universe

Does it mean that if or bodies were decomposed

We could likewise go to your star?

Splendid Let's go p on a pleasure tor

You're already going back. Leave quickly

It the enemy should keep p. it's be too late

Fare you well

We can 't leave till the enemy is wiped out

We now have the conquering weapon

What tool?

The cat's body

The cat's body as the weapon?

The octagon. when meshed with cat's hair, can decimate cells

Why didn't that cat kill the enemy when you were at my home

The octagon didn't receive the stellar signal

Now the time is ripe

You know where the enemy is?

We have hinches of his existence

We can leave now

Wait

Let's go with you

Pai So. report to the police now

Leave through the back

Use it on the enemy

Not now, not till the octagon radiates

Let's leave quick!

General

Be careful!

Wisely

Catch

Give me your hand

Keep away!

Don't go p!

Come quickly!

Give it to him!

How are you going back now?

Through this glittering substance

General can take us back

General

Wisely, thank you

We must leave

Take care

Wisely

Are you all right?

Yes

Wisely, please return to the police to close the case as a matter of routine

Okay

What about them?

Wisely, I'm a reporter of Western Daily

I hear that you pot a strange encounter, Give me some data

Sorry, I'm very tired

No interview, please

That's not right. wisely

Or you may read it in my next novel