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Ah Innkeeper, what fare can you offer
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a hungry traveler on this
most unsavory of evenings?
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Well sir I can offer you an excellent
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mutton pie and carrots and there's
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some corned beef and cabbage,
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finally some fish what I caught down
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at the bay this very morning served atop
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a bed of chip and fried pOtatoes.
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Splendid I think I
will dine upon the fish.
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Show me to my table and
bring me a jug of ale thank you.
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There be no tables sir, my inn is full.
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No room say?
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Well sir I think you need
to broaden your thinking.
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Sir, hand me your gazette.
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Innkeeper I put it to you
that you cook my serve
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of fish and chip and potatoes and that you
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then wrap them tightly in this paper.
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So that I may take my evening repass
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from this place of misery and consume
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them contentedly elsewhere.
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So sir wishes to take the food away?
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Take away, yes indeed.
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Take away.
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What a splendid idea.
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There be your takeaway sir.
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Innkeeper.
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What treachery is this?
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You have deigned to serve me
a mouse served in Axle grease?
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I will have your hide
for insolence Innkeeper.
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That be no mouse sir, that be a delicacy
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from the far east they call them Dim Sims.
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It's delicious, that is delicious.
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I want one.
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Me too.
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Can you steam one for me?
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Have you got any soy sauce?
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Better check the traps.
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Guess what,
I'm in the dog house again.
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Open up your eyes to the
crooked and you don't blink
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Tony, you still here mate?
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Trevor, why so dressed up mate?
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Expecting a visit from the
health inspectors again?
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Why, what have you heard hey?
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Nothin' mate relax.
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You're taking the piss aren't ya?
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Me, never.
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Dim sim on a stick?
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Yeah.
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Stick to your burgers mate
that's what you're good at.
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Go on laugh now mate, go on laugh
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'cause it'll be piss funny when the
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Dim Sim on a stick takes off mate.
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In fact nah, it's gonna be a corker
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when every kid in Australia wants one
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for his bloody lunch won't it hey?
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That's what you said
about the calamari burger.
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And you laughed at that too.
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I'm a visionary mate, alright?
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I'm a visionary.
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Hi Tony.
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Hi, just wait for me inside would you?
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Who's that?
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You tell me you're the visionary.
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Now I expect you to wear
that uniform at all times.
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But for this morning
you're casual wear will do.
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Thanks.
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Sonja, this is a fridge,
or as I like to call it
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the drink's fridge.
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Now when we refill the drink's fridge
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we move the cans from the back
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up to the front, thus ensuring that
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the customer always picks up a cold can.
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See?
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I like to call this process
drink fridge can rotation.
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Sonja can you tell me any benefits of
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the drink fridge can rotation?
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Well?
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No.
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By rotating the drinks we make sure
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that the drink is always fresh
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and when the drink is
fresh the customer is happy
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and when the customer is happy,
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I'm happy.
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What are you laughing at?
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Hey, hey, hey what are you doing
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to my nice clean window you pig?
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You're right there's no need to get all
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agro to impress your new girlfriend.
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Girlfriend?
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Girlfriend?
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You're sick mate,
Sonja is my cousin Trevor.
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You're Trevor.
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We used to play under your sprinkler.
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You've all grown up.
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Well that happens.
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Sonja is my new trainee manager
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because we're so busy,
because competition is so shithouse.
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Well okay,
if the competition's so shit house
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then how come my new
trainee manager starts today?
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Huh?
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Oh yeah, where?
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I haven't seen any new trainee manager.
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Sonja have you seen any new
trainee manager around here?
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Have you bumped into one out the back?
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Are there any in the drinks fridge?
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Oh hi Mal, have you seen a trainee manager
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out in your cool room?
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Couple a ex wives, some dodgy mutton
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but no trainee managers today guys.
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Well my new trainee manager just rang
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didn't he and his mom's sick all right
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I gotta pick him up from the hospital now
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and I'm forced to tell him
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you've been baggin' his sick mom.
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She must have eaten one
of those calamari burgers.
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Okay Sonja, lemon wedge preparation
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then serviette folding
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Shit, shit, shit.
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I gotta put my form in.
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Look listen, what's your name mate?
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Dave.
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Dave, right listen Dave
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don't worry about that all right
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because you're a trainee manager now,
all right?
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Trainee manager.
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Here's the beast.
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Also what do you know about fish and chips?
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I love em.
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All right great.
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Now look one other thing, if anyone asks,
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your mom, she's sick.
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She's dead.
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Wicked, hop in.
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All right Dave get over here.
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Dave come here, Dave come here.
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Sorry folks just gotta teach
a young fella what's what.
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Now this is the and the only way
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to make a Trev's burger all right?
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Now if you get lost the
directions are right there.
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Now first up,
the hotplate has got to be hot, all right?
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Now what we do is you got a little bit
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of the old Trev's special primer.
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Little bit of primer for the cook,
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that's Victoria Bitter,
keep that under your hat.
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Excuse me Tony.
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Here you go sir. Number 68.
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Number 68?
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Yeah Tony.
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Mrs McLeod,
here you go there's the usual
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and a little something special for Socksy.
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Oh Tony, if I were 40 years younger.
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Nah,
Mrs McLeod if I were 20 years older.
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Don't forget Wednesday night,
half price flake night.
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Okay now we got $2 chips, flathead,
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two dim sims,
two scallops and one of me famous burgers.
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That would be me.
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Kenny Yalap, come on down.
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Here you go mate.
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Fantastic.
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Hope you don't need
a can opener for that.
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Oh Kenny this is Dave, Dave this is Kenny.
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How are ya mate?
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Good to know each other.
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It's a shame he's such a prick 'cause
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his burgers are sen-bloody-sational.
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You're a legend Kenny.
Now listen don't forget me pickled onion.
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Oh yeah, of course.
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What's it gonna be mate?
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Give us a big un.
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Come on the big one.
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Oh number 69, dinner for two.
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Well how about that, bingo. I'm
selling the tow truck and moving to Noosa.
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Thanks mate, fan-bloody-tastic.
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Get into it you bastard.
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Can I have some
sauce with that too please?
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Sure, tomato?
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We have a range of delicious condiments
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that complement your meal Mrs Williams
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as well as tomato we have also chili,
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tartar and of course
our own sweet and sour.
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I just really wanted to buy one.
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That's okay Mrs Williams take em home
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tell us what you think,
on the house of course.
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Oh, thanks Tony.
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You're welcome.
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Now Sonja, too much eye make up
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you're scaring the customers away.
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Number 69 James, we're ready with that?
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See ya Ton.
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See ya Sonja, now straight home.
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Pull the door
shut on the way out Dave.
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Sorry.
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See ya tomorrow.
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Night.
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Hi.
Hi.
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You're Dave aren't you?
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I'm Sonja we went to school together.
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Yeah I know, you were the smart one.
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Yeah
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So your mom's sick?
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Um, yeah yeah, you could say that.
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Is it serious?
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Ah, yeah I suppose so.
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Aw, I hope she gets better.
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Cheers.
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I like your uniform.
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Thanks.
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Trevor mate, you still here?
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Fish finger kebab,
what are you trying to do?
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Kill people?
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Go on mate laugh.
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I've told you before and I'll tell
you again I'm gonna shut you down.
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I will shut you down.
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Okay boys.
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Bergies?
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What?
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Geez.
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Shit I'd hate to be you two.
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Hello everybody
hello boys and girls, I'm Barry Burger.
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I'm Freddy,
the friendly fries.
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You know what?
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What did you do that for?
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That stuff's crap that's why.
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Well you obviously
haven't tried their onion rings.
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Mate don't come the
onion ring with me all right?
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When that Burgies opens up down
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the street this place is stuffed.
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More stuffed.
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Well it's definitely not my fault hey?
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What about that watch?
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Hey?
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Oh I won it.
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Well actually I won one of those
four wheel drives but they reckon I cheated
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so they gave me a
Freddie Fry watch instead.
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Yeah that'd be right.
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Yeah well why don't you
do something about it then?
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Oh yeah right, who am I?
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I'm just a bloke that
owns a fish and chip shop
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I'm nothin', I'm nobody.
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Don't say that mate, you're somebody.
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You're Trev from Trev's Fish and Chips.
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Mate I'm not even the
Trev in Trev's Fish and Chips.
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That's me old man Big Trev.
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I'm little Trev.
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Oh well everyone seems to really like ya
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and hey, people travel for
miles for one of your burgers.
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Mate, my old man showed me how
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to make a burger when I was 12 right?
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And we make 'em exactly
the same way ever since
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all I do is I follow that bit of paper
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I showed you next to the grill.
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What happened to Big Trev?
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Well he died.
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Right there where you're standing now,
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holding that egg flip.
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What like a heart attack or something?
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Yeah well he had a heart attack yeah.
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That's not what killed him though.
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Falling into the chip fryer's what
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pretty much knocked him off.
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Jesus.
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I suppose I should change that oil.
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Fuck.
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Dave, Dave.
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Yeah.
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I'm joking mate.
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00:16:39,357 --> 00:16:42,831
yeah he was dead before he hit the oil.
268
00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:45,171
Of course it will affect business.
269
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,013
How?
270
00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:47,429
I run a good clean honest business
271
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providing quality food.
272
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:53,688
My beef is 100% beef, my fish is 100% fish,
273
00:16:53,788 --> 00:16:56,206
my Dim Sims are 100% Dim Sims.
274
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,987
Yeah but they've got a
lot more money than you...
275
00:16:58,011 --> 00:17:00,396
Sonja they're just another competitor
276
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:02,033
and a pretty good one at that.
277
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,653
Believe it or not I've researched some
278
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,621
of their marketing techniques and adapted
279
00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:07,363
them to my own corporate strategies.
280
00:17:07,463 --> 00:17:10,391
corporate strategies Tony
281
00:17:10,491 --> 00:17:11,887
what are you talking about?
282
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,507
This is your dad's fish and chip shop.
283
00:17:13,572 --> 00:17:15,045
Was my dad's fish and chip shop
284
00:17:15,145 --> 00:17:16,787
he held me back, he wanted to do
285
00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:18,035
things the old fashioned way.
286
00:17:18,059 --> 00:17:19,296
Back then there were no tables and chairs
287
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,325
out the front,
there was no cappuccino machine,
288
00:17:21,425 --> 00:17:25,067
no salads, he didn't even sell Diet Coke.
289
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:28,167
This is my shop now Sonja, all mine.
290
00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:32,595
I'm sorry I said anything.
291
00:17:32,695 --> 00:17:35,945
Good, now there's fish to be fileted.
292
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,283
Firstly they're called crew
members they're not staff.
293
00:17:45,383 --> 00:17:48,535
And secondly they don't need a car park
294
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,171
because their fathers drop them off.
295
00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:53,045
Now when do I serve my first burger?
296
00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:55,451
Mid size outlet like this,
put in the plumbing,
297
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,295
lay the slab and the rest is prefabricated.
298
00:17:57,395 --> 00:17:59,025
Piece of piss.
299
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,001
I look forward to viewing
300
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,119
the masterpiece upon it's completion.
301
00:18:03,219 --> 00:18:05,539
Well that's us rooted.
302
00:18:05,639 --> 00:18:07,695
No, no, a lot more traffic, people are
303
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,380
gonna park their cars,
they're gonna get out,
304
00:18:09,404 --> 00:18:10,568
they're gonna smell Tony's fish,
305
00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:11,912
they're gonna smell Tony;s chips,
306
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:12,871
they're gonna come and get some.
307
00:18:12,971 --> 00:18:15,328
Tony you are actually
pulling yourself now right
308
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,575
because they're gonna have a drive through,
right?
309
00:18:17,675 --> 00:18:19,994
Most of 'em aren't even
gonna get out of their cars.
310
00:18:20,094 --> 00:18:22,608
This is a dream for me Tarquin.
311
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,130
Its an opportunity for you.
312
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:27,899
Yes, I'm very grateful
sir for the opportunity sir.
313
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,499
Suck up Tarquin, if you wanna make it
314
00:18:30,599 --> 00:18:32,319
in Burgies you have to be hard.
315
00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:34,412
Yes sir I am hard sir.
316
00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:35,882
You're not hard Tarquin.
317
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,028
Show us your fry Burgie boy.
318
00:18:38,128 --> 00:18:41,236
Yeah
319
00:18:43,937 --> 00:18:46,591
Many people will
stand in our way Tarquin
320
00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:50,024
we must be strong for we are the future.
321
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:53,638
Our way is the right way.
322
00:18:55,104 --> 00:18:57,602
Those that stand in our way
323
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,298
shall be crushed.
324
00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:02,725
I know how they work, I've studied them
I'll beat them at their own game.
325
00:19:02,749 --> 00:19:05,221
Actually you will won't you 'cause
you've got a half price flake night.
326
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:05,978
Yeah.
327
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,848
Yeah,
they give away a hundred four wheel drives.
328
00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:09,526
Well you don't know
what you're talking about.
329
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,568
Mate I'm telling ya, we're rooted.
330
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:12,401
Bullshit.
331
00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:13,257
You're bullshit.
332
00:19:13,357 --> 00:19:14,090
Bullshit you.
333
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,323
Why don't we just settle this with
334
00:19:15,347 --> 00:19:17,308
a fight behind the shelter
sheds after school?
335
00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:18,996
Thank you for your support Sonja.
336
00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:22,594
Tony, do you really think you can take them
on? They're a multinational company they won't
337
00:19:22,618 --> 00:19:25,612
be happy until you're
both put out of business.
338
00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:27,586
Yeah well I can't stand
around talking all day
339
00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:30,527
I've got work to do, not like some.
340
00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:34,043
Yeah me too.
341
00:19:35,816 --> 00:19:38,367
Mr Mayor, this company destroys
342
00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:41,176
rainforests in the third world
343
00:19:41,276 --> 00:19:44,005
so they can graze cows in order for us
344
00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:47,750
to eat their so called 100% beef burgers.
345
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:48,850
Yeah.
346
00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:51,624
And where do their
chicken nuggets come from?
347
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,696
They come from battery hens.
348
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,502
And these poor creatures spend their lives
349
00:19:56,602 --> 00:19:59,414
living in a cage no bigger than a shoe box.
350
00:19:59,514 --> 00:20:00,514
Yeah.
351
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:03,382
How dare you.
352
00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:05,162
A Burgies chicken is a happy chicken.
353
00:20:05,262 --> 00:20:07,267
Yeah right up until
it's throat gets cut.
354
00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:08,578
Yeah Yeah.
355
00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:12,235
This new Burgies will be a
god send to this community.
356
00:20:12,335 --> 00:20:13,364
A god send.
357
00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,106
- It will create jobs.
- Jobs.
358
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,730
- Wealth.
- Wealth.
359
00:20:16,796 --> 00:20:21,408
And a standard of food service...
Present this coupon and get a free Dim Sim.
360
00:20:21,432 --> 00:20:22,229
Fried or steamed.
361
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,567
Wrappers and cartons that block up
362
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:25,270
our drains and litter our gardens.
363
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,701
Yeah, hey.
364
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:29,197
What do you intend to do about
the increase in the traffic?
365
00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:31,513
That's what we have a drive through for.
366
00:20:31,613 --> 00:20:33,499
Any other questions.
367
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,945
What does Burgies
do to help sick children?
368
00:20:37,045 --> 00:20:38,543
I'm glad you asked that Billy because
369
00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:40,405
as well as contributing generously
370
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,040
to various children's charities,
371
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,473
there is Burgies Bungalow,
a special place where
372
00:20:45,573 --> 00:20:48,577
sick children go to get better.
373
00:20:48,677 --> 00:20:50,545
And on occasion quietly pass away.
374
00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:52,218
Any other questions?
375
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,871
Yeah I've got some.
Wendy, you have a question?
376
00:20:54,895 --> 00:20:55,911
Me and my friends want to start
377
00:20:55,935 --> 00:20:57,863
a hockey team with school,
can Burgies help?
378
00:20:57,963 --> 00:20:59,952
Helping children is
what we at Burgies do best.
379
00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,905
Hey I won one of those four wheel drives
380
00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:04,179
and the watch I was given
instead well it stopped.
381
00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:05,389
Yeah.
382
00:21:05,489 --> 00:21:07,871
Look everybody, whoever could that be?
383
00:21:07,971 --> 00:21:09,393
It's Barry Burgie the burgerlicious
384
00:21:09,493 --> 00:21:12,555
anD his with is buddy
Freddy The Friendly Fries.
385
00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:13,997
Oh you are joking.
386
00:21:14,097 --> 00:21:17,377
Children, hi I'm Barry Burgie,
who's hungry?
387
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,885
Free burgers for everybody.
388
00:21:20,857 --> 00:21:24,274
One for you little girl.
389
00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:35,189
Thank you, thank you.
390
00:21:35,289 --> 00:21:36,786
This is supposed to
be a community meeting
391
00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:39,560
not an advertisement for Burgies.
392
00:21:41,772 --> 00:21:42,772
Dick.
393
00:21:43,491 --> 00:21:46,265
Just trying to look after the kids.
394
00:21:46,365 --> 00:21:48,174
I think we've got work to do.
395
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,679
Sir, I saved you some Burgies.
396
00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:51,343
I got you a bulk burger and...
397
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:55,750
I don't eat that crap,
now give me your watch.
398
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:58,533
Sir it's a limited edition
gold Burgie Burger watch.
399
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:01,691
I worked 20 double
shifts back to back for it.
400
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:03,643
Watch means more to me than my parents.
401
00:22:03,743 --> 00:22:06,410
Shut up and give me the watch.
402
00:22:13,779 --> 00:22:16,112
I'm gonna make a new friend.
403
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,201
Tell all your friends, one free Dim Sim
404
00:22:19,225 --> 00:22:21,558
per person per coupon, yeah.
405
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:23,985
That whole thing was a set up.
406
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,691
Well you don't turn over $3 billion
407
00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:26,939
a year by being stupid.
408
00:22:27,039 --> 00:22:28,239
Who's side are you on mate?
409
00:22:28,273 --> 00:22:29,539
Mate, I'm on my side.
410
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,938
Guys if you want to fight this
you should do it together.
411
00:22:31,962 --> 00:22:32,695
What?
412
00:22:32,795 --> 00:22:36,035
Well you gotta let people know what's
going on with some letter drops or a petition,
413
00:22:36,059 --> 00:22:38,001
and article in the local paper.
414
00:22:38,101 --> 00:22:40,182
At the same time we can let them know
about the quality food on offer.
415
00:22:40,206 --> 00:22:41,846
Yeah, no that should
actually bring them in, yeah.
416
00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:44,043
Well you can let them know about your
broken pinball machine or something.
417
00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:46,281
Yeah good on ya smart arse.
418
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,827
Burgies makes me sick.
419
00:23:06,649 --> 00:23:12,578
Hi I'm getting some signatures for the petition
about he new Burgies and I was wondering if...
420
00:23:12,602 --> 00:23:14,738
You could put something on?
421
00:23:14,838 --> 00:23:16,168
Thank you for your signature.
422
00:23:16,268 --> 00:23:18,659
Don't forget if you ever find yourself in
the need for good quality take away fare,
423
00:23:18,683 --> 00:23:22,330
don't forget Tony's, 464 Reserve Road.
424
00:23:22,430 --> 00:23:23,910
Here's a complementary fridge magnet.
425
00:23:23,951 --> 00:23:24,951
Thank you.
426
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:27,141
And Wednesday nights,
half price flake night.
427
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:29,074
Great thank you bye.
428
00:23:30,984 --> 00:23:34,421
Anyway mate,
you see a bingle give us a tingle.
429
00:23:34,521 --> 00:23:36,137
$20 spotters fee, don't forget
430
00:23:36,237 --> 00:23:37,645
what we say at Ken's towing,
431
00:23:37,745 --> 00:23:38,478
if we can't pull it
432
00:23:38,578 --> 00:23:41,207
it's not worth pulling.
It's not worth pulling.
433
00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:48,049
G'day how are ya?
434
00:23:48,149 --> 00:23:51,649
We'd just like to talk to you about Jesus.
435
00:23:56,274 --> 00:23:58,141
Thank you very much Mr Simpson
436
00:23:58,241 --> 00:24:00,675
and please extend my thanks to Marge Bart,
437
00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:03,525
Lisa and of course little Maggie.
438
00:24:10,447 --> 00:24:12,670
G'day mate, oh fair
439
00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:14,853
don't be showing me that.
440
00:24:15,827 --> 00:24:17,235
All right great stuff thank you.
441
00:24:17,335 --> 00:24:20,668
Now I couldn't use your shitter could I?
442
00:24:35,615 --> 00:24:37,281
I reckon we done good mate.
Yeah.
443
00:24:38,669 --> 00:24:40,099
Hey Trev can I ask you something?
444
00:24:40,123 --> 00:24:41,123
Of course.
445
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:45,347
Well I've got this friend right?
446
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:46,968
Right.
447
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:51,985
And well he kind of works
with someone and he likes them.
448
00:24:54,399 --> 00:24:55,817
Right.
449
00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,405
No he really likes them.
450
00:24:57,505 --> 00:24:58,672
Yeah, right.
451
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,369
But he doesn't know if they like him.
452
00:25:05,617 --> 00:25:06,350
Right.
453
00:25:06,450 --> 00:25:07,700
Right.
454
00:25:08,709 --> 00:25:12,792
Mate I like you too,
but as a bloke, all right.
455
00:25:14,285 --> 00:25:17,118
Oh nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
456
00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:19,995
You don't understand.
457
00:25:20,095 --> 00:25:21,831
I do understand, after a hot sweaty
458
00:25:21,931 --> 00:25:24,615
game of footy in the showers, bit of a look
459
00:25:24,715 --> 00:25:26,379
bit of horse play one
thing leads to another
460
00:25:26,403 --> 00:25:29,236
don't worry mate, I've been there.
461
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:30,983
Right.
462
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:32,581
Here's a thought, how about girls?
463
00:25:32,681 --> 00:25:34,561
Sonja's just over there,
you should ask her out
464
00:25:34,595 --> 00:25:35,923
she likes you ask her out.
465
00:25:36,023 --> 00:25:37,639
Go and ask her out.
466
00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:38,739
You, go.
467
00:25:40,821 --> 00:25:41,821
Hey Davo.
468
00:25:43,927 --> 00:25:46,510
What's up with the young fella?
469
00:25:47,449 --> 00:25:49,991
You know mate at that
age where they experiment.
470
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,851
Ah yeah,
what we did in the under 14s mate?
471
00:25:55,395 --> 00:25:56,395
Oh.
Oh.
472
00:25:58,331 --> 00:26:00,401
Shit I'd better go home to the wife.
Yeah that's a good woman that.
473
00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:01,158
Oh yeah.
474
00:26:01,258 --> 00:26:01,991
I like women.
475
00:26:02,091 --> 00:26:02,824
Me too.
476
00:26:02,924 --> 00:26:03,657
How good are women?
477
00:26:03,757 --> 00:26:05,673
Yeah, sen-bloody-sational.
Yeah, ha hey.
478
00:26:10,655 --> 00:26:12,361
We almost got a thousand signatures.
479
00:26:12,461 --> 00:26:14,076
It's not gonna make
any difference Sonja.
480
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,379
At least I managed to
hand out 400 fridge magnets.
481
00:26:16,479 --> 00:26:17,833
I have to get some more.
482
00:26:17,933 --> 00:26:19,707
You'd be well advised
getting some fridge magnets.
483
00:26:19,731 --> 00:26:22,151
Nah I'd have to get a fridge then.
484
00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:24,349
What are you doing tonight Trev?
485
00:26:24,449 --> 00:26:25,597
Nothing.
486
00:26:25,697 --> 00:26:27,221
Why don't you come round to Tony's?
487
00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,160
We're having a strategy meeting.
488
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:29,993
We are?
489
00:26:30,093 --> 00:26:31,093
Yeah.
490
00:26:32,548 --> 00:26:34,965
Yeah that sounds all right.
491
00:26:35,851 --> 00:26:37,259
Ken's not coming is he?
492
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:38,794
Why?
493
00:26:38,894 --> 00:26:41,144
No, no, no, it's nothing.
494
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,232
Ah Trev come in.
495
00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:15,082
I brought a plate and a bottle.
496
00:27:18,756 --> 00:27:21,644
Victoria Bitter,
for your delicate palette.
497
00:27:21,744 --> 00:27:25,827
Good on ya clever dick,
I brought food as well.
498
00:27:30,078 --> 00:27:30,811
Nuggets?
499
00:27:30,911 --> 00:27:32,433
Mate not just any old nuggets,
500
00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:35,533
they're my own recipe, beef nuggets.
501
00:27:37,878 --> 00:27:40,156
I'm sure the colonel
is worried about this one.
502
00:27:40,256 --> 00:27:43,874
I can hear the KFCs closing as we speak.
503
00:27:45,588 --> 00:27:48,171
Man's not a camel smart arse.
504
00:27:52,882 --> 00:27:57,576
Motivation, you really can't
help yourself can you mate?
505
00:27:58,509 --> 00:27:59,509
Come in.
506
00:28:00,404 --> 00:28:04,166
Look at you mate, you look sensational.
507
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,166
Guess who's going out
with a young lady mate?
508
00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:07,400
You going out with a young lady?
509
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:08,676
Yeah.
510
00:28:08,776 --> 00:28:10,996
You play your cards
right you just might get lucky.
511
00:28:11,096 --> 00:28:12,882
You dirty little bugger.
512
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,285
Hey, you know what you need?
513
00:28:15,385 --> 00:28:17,745
You know what drives the chicks wild?
514
00:28:17,845 --> 00:28:18,928
Come with me.
515
00:28:30,766 --> 00:28:31,550
Aramis.
516
00:28:31,650 --> 00:28:33,302
Oh no, no, no I got Trev's Brut 33 on.
517
00:28:33,402 --> 00:28:37,035
Don't worry about that
this will cover the stench.
518
00:28:37,135 --> 00:28:38,440
Yeah mate, huh.
519
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,806
A bit there mate, a bit downstairs.
520
00:28:40,906 --> 00:28:42,470
Fuck yeah.
521
00:28:42,570 --> 00:28:45,652
Chick will go crazy, she will not be
able to control herself believe me.
522
00:28:45,676 --> 00:28:46,890
I believe ya.
523
00:28:46,990 --> 00:28:48,308
Now you look and smell great.
524
00:28:48,408 --> 00:28:49,408
Off you go.
525
00:28:50,654 --> 00:28:53,404
Now you are a fully equipped man.
526
00:28:55,532 --> 00:28:57,273
Mate that absolutely stinks.
527
00:28:57,373 --> 00:29:00,853
That is the aroma of
freshly baked stud muffin.
528
00:29:00,953 --> 00:29:02,200
I reckon our young Dave I gonna be
529
00:29:02,224 --> 00:29:03,973
sowing his wild oats tonight mate.
530
00:29:04,073 --> 00:29:05,505
So where are you taking the lucky girl?
531
00:29:05,529 --> 00:29:06,675
Somewhere special.
532
00:29:06,775 --> 00:29:09,056
Somewhere special, that's what the
533
00:29:09,156 --> 00:29:11,132
kids are calling it today hey?
534
00:29:11,232 --> 00:29:12,837
So who is the special lady.
535
00:29:12,937 --> 00:29:14,020
Hello boys.
536
00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:15,966
Hi.
537
00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,656
So you're going out with him?
538
00:29:24,756 --> 00:29:25,756
Yeah.
539
00:29:33,089 --> 00:29:34,270
David before you go I'd like
540
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:36,961
a word with you in the bathroom.
541
00:29:42,709 --> 00:29:44,126
You look great.
542
00:29:47,983 --> 00:29:49,629
You want a bit of that?
543
00:29:49,729 --> 00:29:50,729
Oh no, no.
544
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:52,757
No wukkas.
545
00:29:58,556 --> 00:30:01,406
You so much as touch
that girl I will kill you.
546
00:30:01,506 --> 00:30:03,004
Okay?
547
00:30:03,104 --> 00:30:04,956
She is a saint, if you want to sow your
548
00:30:05,056 --> 00:30:06,737
wild oats you do it on your own time.
549
00:30:06,837 --> 00:30:08,516
And wash that Aramis off, you stink.
550
00:30:08,616 --> 00:30:09,660
Okay.
551
00:30:11,868 --> 00:30:12,652
Wash it properly.
552
00:30:12,752 --> 00:30:13,919
Thanks Tony.
553
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:33,706
Bowling?
554
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:37,965
Uh-uh disco bowling.
555
00:32:14,318 --> 00:32:15,318
Chip?
556
00:32:20,131 --> 00:32:21,813
We never really spoke at school did we?
557
00:32:21,913 --> 00:32:24,246
No we didn't but you know,
558
00:32:25,865 --> 00:32:27,193
you worked in the library and you were
559
00:32:27,217 --> 00:32:28,132
in the SRC weren't ya?
560
00:32:28,232 --> 00:32:29,402
Yeah.
561
00:32:29,502 --> 00:32:33,169
I was doing other
things pretty much like...
562
00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:35,970
I was busy.
563
00:32:36,070 --> 00:32:38,320
You were Dave the spewer.
564
00:32:39,399 --> 00:32:40,399
Yeah.
565
00:32:40,446 --> 00:32:41,843
My brother and his
mates thought you were
566
00:32:41,867 --> 00:32:44,083
a legend for spewing on Principal Dooley.
567
00:32:44,183 --> 00:32:45,183
Yeah?
568
00:32:46,286 --> 00:32:47,487
I got a weak stomach.
569
00:32:47,587 --> 00:32:49,553
In front of the entire school.
570
00:32:49,653 --> 00:32:51,736
Yeah, it's really weak.
571
00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,653
Why are you wearing that watch?
572
00:32:58,753 --> 00:32:59,929
Someone gave it to me.
573
00:33:00,029 --> 00:33:01,779
It's limited edition.
574
00:33:02,695 --> 00:33:05,612
I don't know how you can wear it.
575
00:33:07,766 --> 00:33:09,433
It's only a watch.
576
00:33:14,682 --> 00:33:16,599
This is so fantastic.
577
00:33:17,671 --> 00:33:18,404
It is?
578
00:33:18,504 --> 00:33:20,188
With us here Tony and Trevor can
579
00:33:20,288 --> 00:33:23,568
finally sort out all their bullshit.
580
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,668
Yeah.
581
00:33:25,498 --> 00:33:26,231
Bullshit.
582
00:33:26,331 --> 00:33:27,064
Bullshit.
583
00:33:27,164 --> 00:33:27,897
I'll give you bullshit.
584
00:33:27,997 --> 00:33:28,730
Bullshit you will.
585
00:33:28,830 --> 00:33:30,092
That is not how it happened.
586
00:33:30,192 --> 00:33:31,756
Bullshit that is
exactly how it happened.
587
00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:33,420
Bull crap.
588
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,036
You have wronged me again and again.
589
00:33:37,136 --> 00:33:38,530
Like when?
590
00:33:38,630 --> 00:33:39,363
For starters?
591
00:33:39,463 --> 00:33:40,196
Yeah.
592
00:33:40,296 --> 00:33:41,037
The Summer of 85.
593
00:33:41,137 --> 00:33:43,144
Not that again.
594
00:33:43,244 --> 00:33:46,911
Yeah, it was the Summer of 85,
it was hot.
595
00:33:48,264 --> 00:33:51,256
It was so hot you could fry
and egg on the pavement.
596
00:33:51,356 --> 00:33:52,356
Something had to give.
597
00:34:04,148 --> 00:34:05,988
Mate you were into
the shittest music ever.
598
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:07,778
Oh right and you were into the classics.
599
00:34:07,802 --> 00:34:09,635
Yeah I was actually.
600
00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:30,279
Mate you were like Cliff
Richard wired for sound.
601
00:34:30,379 --> 00:34:31,541
What and you can talk, you
602
00:34:31,641 --> 00:34:33,267
didn't have a rat tag back then?
603
00:34:33,367 --> 00:34:35,788
What was it ah, MC Ice Tone?
604
00:34:52,098 --> 00:34:54,804
Yeah well it still doesn't
make what you did right.
605
00:34:54,904 --> 00:34:56,264
Mate I was only having a laugh.
606
00:34:56,298 --> 00:34:58,465
You were out of control.
607
00:35:03,316 --> 00:35:05,684
Mate I was only having a laugh.
608
00:35:05,784 --> 00:35:08,951
Yes but then people got hurt Trevor.
609
00:35:10,856 --> 00:35:12,773
And property destroyed.
610
00:35:16,694 --> 00:35:17,694
No.
611
00:35:21,634 --> 00:35:26,266
AM/FM, double woofers, full Dolby sound,
612
00:35:26,366 --> 00:35:30,033
double cassette, anti hiss,
$149 at Brashes.
613
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,038
I loved that beatbox.
614
00:35:34,138 --> 00:35:34,871
More bullshit.
615
00:35:34,971 --> 00:35:35,704
You're bullshit.
616
00:35:35,804 --> 00:35:37,554
No you're bullshit.
617
00:35:51,014 --> 00:35:52,264
There you go.
618
00:35:53,548 --> 00:35:54,954
Well that's us rooted.
619
00:35:55,054 --> 00:35:56,564
I thought we had them on the parking.
620
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,922
By law they have to provide enough spaces.
621
00:35:59,022 --> 00:36:00,350
They must have found em somewhere.
622
00:36:00,374 --> 00:36:02,198
So guys I think we're gonna be okay.
623
00:36:02,298 --> 00:36:04,226
We just have to be more competitive.
624
00:36:04,326 --> 00:36:08,178
More fridge magnets,
more coupons, more free Dim Sims.
625
00:36:08,278 --> 00:36:10,695
Tony wake up, they'll close you down.
626
00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:12,063
We've always got vacancies on the
627
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:14,616
lettuce shredder if
anyone's looking for a job.
628
00:36:14,716 --> 00:36:16,044
But don't you have to have passed
629
00:36:16,068 --> 00:36:18,436
year nine to operate the shredder sir?
630
00:36:18,536 --> 00:36:21,286
Tarquin, you make me laugh boy.
631
00:36:24,908 --> 00:36:26,756
Is it just me or is that bloke a turd?
632
00:36:26,856 --> 00:36:30,174
Nah, I think he's more of a dick.
633
00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:31,568
He's just the local manger.
634
00:36:31,668 --> 00:36:36,206
If you really want to stop this going ahead we
should take it up with the head office in Sydney.
635
00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:37,520
Sydney,
that's supposed to be pretty good.
636
00:36:37,544 --> 00:36:40,092
You should talk to the head of
the company tell him how you feel.
637
00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:41,250
What in Sydney?
638
00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:42,625
And who's gonna look after my shop?
639
00:36:42,649 --> 00:36:44,266
I'll look after the shop.
640
00:36:44,366 --> 00:36:46,449
Tony, Sydney mate, hey?
641
00:36:47,304 --> 00:36:48,399
Lots of attractive women.
642
00:36:48,499 --> 00:36:50,026
I know, I know, I know.
643
00:36:50,126 --> 00:36:51,456
How do you know?
644
00:36:51,556 --> 00:36:53,290
I've seen it on telly haven't I?
645
00:36:53,390 --> 00:36:55,557
On that Mardis Gras thing.
646
00:36:58,292 --> 00:37:00,428
Tony please think about going to Sydney.
647
00:37:00,528 --> 00:37:02,328
Just shut up about
it Sonja I'm not going.
648
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,400
Especially not with him.
649
00:37:08,065 --> 00:37:08,798
Minimum chips.
650
00:37:08,898 --> 00:37:11,731
$2 for the chips thanks.
651
00:37:12,928 --> 00:37:14,127
There we go, thank you.
652
00:37:14,227 --> 00:37:15,049
Thanks.
653
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:15,882
There you go.
654
00:37:15,982 --> 00:37:16,715
Cheers.
655
00:37:16,815 --> 00:37:17,935
Beautiful day Mrs Mac.
656
00:37:18,868 --> 00:37:19,601
Hello Mrs Mac.
657
00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:21,589
There you are,
I'd give you a pat too Socksy
658
00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:23,786
but you know with health
regulations and everything.
659
00:37:23,886 --> 00:37:26,425
Tony, I want you to take Socksy.
660
00:37:26,525 --> 00:37:28,750
Ah, you off to Maroochydore again?
661
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,909
What's the matter Mrs Mac?
662
00:37:30,009 --> 00:37:32,183
I can't move in with Barbara
663
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,121
she's got her own kids to think about
664
00:37:34,221 --> 00:37:36,081
and I have to move
into Herbert's spare room
665
00:37:36,181 --> 00:37:37,591
and he's got the Alsatians and he
666
00:37:37,691 --> 00:37:40,881
says he can't have a cat in the house.
667
00:37:40,981 --> 00:37:42,362
You moving?
668
00:37:42,462 --> 00:37:43,546
What about your house?
669
00:37:43,646 --> 00:37:45,730
It's not my house Tony,
it's the councils
670
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:49,330
and he's sold it to those hamburger people
671
00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:53,254
I do hope they look after my roses.
672
00:37:57,034 --> 00:37:58,287
Bastards.
673
00:37:58,387 --> 00:38:01,323
I'm sure they'll look
after the roses Mrs Mac.
674
00:38:01,423 --> 00:38:04,053
Of course we'll take Socksy.
675
00:38:04,153 --> 00:38:05,809
Just until you get back though hey?
676
00:38:07,157 --> 00:38:10,437
Mrs Mac, you'll be back in your house
677
00:38:10,537 --> 00:38:11,580
faster than you can say...
678
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,985
Car park.
679
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:34,448
Think we better go to Sydney.
680
00:38:34,548 --> 00:38:37,571
Have a talk to the big boss at Burgie.
681
00:38:37,671 --> 00:38:41,338
Count me in mate,
Sydney here we come hey?
682
00:38:43,998 --> 00:38:46,279
Mate what I'm about to do to you
683
00:38:46,379 --> 00:38:50,879
is exactly what my old
man did to me 15 years ago.
684
00:38:50,979 --> 00:38:51,979
No way.
685
00:38:53,007 --> 00:38:54,870
No not that, look I gotta go away
686
00:38:54,970 --> 00:38:59,288
for a while okay and
I'm leaving you in charge.
687
00:38:59,388 --> 00:39:00,631
Me?
688
00:39:00,731 --> 00:39:02,670
You impress me little fella.
689
00:39:02,770 --> 00:39:05,259
In fact you've achieved in 10 days
690
00:39:05,359 --> 00:39:07,570
what's taken me the best part of 15 years.
691
00:39:07,670 --> 00:39:09,003
I'm a bit of a go getter.
692
00:39:09,103 --> 00:39:11,329
And that has not gone unnoticed.
693
00:39:11,429 --> 00:39:12,429
Here you go.
694
00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:15,481
The keys to the shop.
695
00:39:18,515 --> 00:39:19,848
Don't loose 'em.
696
00:39:22,441 --> 00:39:24,595
Now listen I will be back tomorrow
afternoon but if there's any problems
697
00:39:24,619 --> 00:39:25,985
just give me a call.
There won't be any problems.
698
00:39:26,009 --> 00:39:29,393
Okay I know, thanks Sonja I'm
just a little bit nervosus you know.
699
00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:30,454
Ta.
700
00:39:30,554 --> 00:39:31,287
Good luck.
701
00:39:31,387 --> 00:39:32,387
Thanks.
702
00:39:34,610 --> 00:39:36,430
All right,
turn everything off before you leave.
703
00:39:36,454 --> 00:39:38,656
And behave yourself.
704
00:39:38,756 --> 00:39:40,334
Go get 'em.
705
00:39:40,434 --> 00:39:41,668
Thanks for a lift to the airport Ken.
706
00:39:41,692 --> 00:39:42,852
You're a legend Kenny boy.
707
00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:46,286
No worries lads I was
going that way anyway hop in.
708
00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:48,262
You know what we say at Ken's towing,
709
00:39:48,362 --> 00:39:50,356
if we can't pull it,
it's not worth pulling.
710
00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:51,189
Good luck guys.
711
00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:52,289
Let's go.
712
00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:55,560
Hey grab that.
713
00:39:58,410 --> 00:40:00,288
Now remember Trevor you owe me $523
714
00:40:00,388 --> 00:40:02,846
for flights, motel room and sundries.
715
00:40:02,946 --> 00:40:03,679
Have we got a spa?
716
00:40:03,779 --> 00:40:04,588
A spa?
717
00:40:04,688 --> 00:40:06,771
Yeah mate yeah, one each.
718
00:40:29,418 --> 00:40:31,592
They picked a good day to go away.
719
00:40:31,692 --> 00:40:34,025
Yeah, we're gonna be busy.
720
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:06,587
Spa my arse.
721
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,736
Trevor tomorrow you
leave all the talking to me.
722
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,011
I've prepared a strategy based on
723
00:41:14,035 --> 00:41:15,717
the methods of Anthony Robins.
724
00:41:15,817 --> 00:41:19,413
With these tapes and this
mind I'm focused on success.
725
00:41:19,513 --> 00:41:21,675
You know you should think about enhancing
726
00:41:21,775 --> 00:41:23,602
the power of your mind Trevor.
727
00:41:23,702 --> 00:41:26,475
Oh shit a brick,
look at all these little drinks.
728
00:41:26,575 --> 00:41:27,742
Are they free?
729
00:41:31,838 --> 00:41:33,255
No they're not.
730
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,731
Who pays for 'em?
731
00:41:35,831 --> 00:41:37,329
We do.
732
00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:39,473
I don't do you want one?
733
00:41:39,573 --> 00:41:40,467
No.
734
00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:41,567
Cool.
735
00:41:44,358 --> 00:41:47,775
Oh that's good
736
00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:51,034
So what do you want for breakfast?
737
00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:51,791
What is there?
738
00:41:51,891 --> 00:41:53,748
Cornflakes, eggs, toast,
continental breakfast.
739
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,005
Cornflakes.
740
00:41:55,105 --> 00:41:56,137
Warm milk or cold?
741
00:41:56,237 --> 00:41:56,998
Warm
742
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:57,831
Full or skinny?
743
00:41:57,931 --> 00:41:59,260
Full.
744
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,360
Coffee, tea, milo?
745
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:01,900
Coffee.
746
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:02,739
Normal or decaf?
747
00:42:02,839 --> 00:42:04,323
Normal.
748
00:42:04,423 --> 00:42:05,156
Milk?
749
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:05,989
Yep.
750
00:42:06,089 --> 00:42:06,822
Sugar?
751
00:42:06,922 --> 00:42:08,253
Yep, can you shut up please?
752
00:42:08,353 --> 00:42:09,657
I'm trying to read the bible.
753
00:42:09,757 --> 00:42:10,490
Juice?
754
00:42:10,590 --> 00:42:11,323
Yeah.
755
00:42:11,423 --> 00:42:12,328
Orange, apple, pineapple.
756
00:42:12,428 --> 00:42:13,428
Orange.
757
00:42:14,893 --> 00:42:15,893
Right.
758
00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:18,577
There we are.
759
00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:29,947
Lights out.
760
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:36,186
Amen.
761
00:42:46,937 --> 00:42:50,762
Actually Ton, just before we go in there
762
00:42:50,862 --> 00:42:54,013
tomorrow there was something
I wanted to discuss with ya.
763
00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:55,613
And what's that?
764
00:42:59,112 --> 00:43:03,112
Look,
I actually I find you really attractive.
765
00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:11,860
what?
766
00:43:14,919 --> 00:43:15,919
Sucked in.
767
00:43:21,341 --> 00:43:22,724
Idiot.
768
00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:35,615
You grub.
769
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:51,645
If I could just see the boss,
talk about our shops.
770
00:43:51,745 --> 00:43:52,891
You know we're businessmen too.
771
00:43:52,915 --> 00:43:54,805
Mate they're not gonna
let us past the front door.
772
00:43:54,829 --> 00:43:55,562
Why not?
773
00:43:55,662 --> 00:43:57,304
We're not good enough for them?
NO.
774
00:43:57,328 --> 00:43:59,605
We're good enough to eat their stinking
burgers we should be good enough to talk to.
775
00:43:59,629 --> 00:44:01,245
They're not gonna talk to us.
776
00:44:01,345 --> 00:44:03,697
If I could just see the man in charge
I know I could make him see reason Trev
777
00:44:03,721 --> 00:44:05,246
I've written down all
the points in these cards.
778
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:06,319
You're not gonna get in there
779
00:44:06,343 --> 00:44:09,724
they are not gonna let
us past the front door.
780
00:44:09,824 --> 00:44:12,280
Hey isn't that Barry
Burger and Freddy Fry?
781
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:15,317
Yeah it is,
I'd recognize that burger anywhere.
782
00:44:15,417 --> 00:44:18,186
For god's sake Garry
try not to step on my lines.
783
00:44:18,286 --> 00:44:21,965
Just keep standing on my costume.
784
00:44:22,065 --> 00:44:23,319
Don't use that tone with me.
785
00:44:23,419 --> 00:44:25,178
I'm carrying the both
of us you know that.
786
00:44:25,202 --> 00:44:26,055
Nah.
787
00:44:26,155 --> 00:44:29,920
Come on mate we gotta, we gotta try.
788
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:32,657
Excuse me guys,
you're Barry Burgie aren't ya?
789
00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:33,757
Yeah.
790
00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:35,241
And you're Freddie Fry?
791
00:44:35,341 --> 00:44:36,074
Yeah.
792
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,174
Told ya.
793
00:44:37,861 --> 00:44:40,753
This is amazing,
my kid absolutely loves you two.
794
00:44:40,853 --> 00:44:42,385
Thank you.
795
00:44:42,485 --> 00:44:43,507
Thank you.
796
00:44:43,607 --> 00:44:46,536
The only problem is that the nipper's
pretty sick at the moment he's got
797
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,977
a scorchin' case of anthrush.
798
00:44:50,204 --> 00:44:51,674
Yeah anthrush.
799
00:44:51,774 --> 00:44:54,348
And he's last dying wish is...
800
00:44:54,448 --> 00:44:56,208
Look chum we don't do that sorta thing
801
00:44:56,308 --> 00:44:58,639
you're gonna have to
go through head office.
802
00:44:58,739 --> 00:45:00,379
Mate all we need is just your costumes
803
00:45:00,433 --> 00:45:01,591
right just for half an hour.
804
00:45:01,691 --> 00:45:02,432
No.
805
00:45:02,532 --> 00:45:04,282
Two thousand bucks?
806
00:45:05,141 --> 00:45:08,724
What I'm Italian I've got a small business.
807
00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:18,932
Dance like a burger.
808
00:45:19,032 --> 00:45:20,609
Just shut up and
concentrate on being a fry.
809
00:45:20,633 --> 00:45:22,016
Go just go.
810
00:45:22,116 --> 00:45:23,701
Hi I'm Barry Burgie.
811
00:45:23,801 --> 00:45:26,301
And I'm Freddy Fry.
812
00:45:28,817 --> 00:45:30,079
Hello. We're just going through here now.
813
00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:31,753
Keep dancing.
814
00:45:31,853 --> 00:45:33,936
Come on Barry.
815
00:45:44,046 --> 00:45:45,332
Hi I'm Barry Burgie.
816
00:45:45,432 --> 00:45:46,451
I'm Freddie Fry.
817
00:45:46,551 --> 00:45:47,284
Sorry sir.
818
00:45:47,384 --> 00:45:48,868
No Sandra that's
okay that'd Barry Burgie
819
00:45:48,892 --> 00:45:50,386
the burgerlicious clown and his little
820
00:45:50,410 --> 00:45:52,110
friend Freddy the Friendly Fry.
821
00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:53,051
How are ya fellas?
822
00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:54,191
Can't complain.
823
00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:55,486
We are not the burgalicious clown
824
00:45:55,510 --> 00:45:56,633
and his friendly fry.
825
00:45:56,733 --> 00:45:57,466
Really?
826
00:45:57,566 --> 00:45:59,009
You coulda fooled me.
827
00:45:59,109 --> 00:46:01,253
Ha, you're not at all are ya?
828
00:46:01,353 --> 00:46:03,611
Mr Burgie, my name is Tony and
829
00:46:03,711 --> 00:46:04,848
this is my friend Trevor.
830
00:46:04,948 --> 00:46:05,817
Hi.
831
00:46:05,917 --> 00:46:07,995
We're businessmen like yourself.
I could tell you were management
832
00:46:08,019 --> 00:46:10,770
material the moment you
walked through the door.
833
00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:13,661
Yes well I do own a
medium sized food outlet.
834
00:46:13,761 --> 00:46:15,456
Ever thought of a career with Burgies?
835
00:46:15,556 --> 00:46:17,766
Well our business is take away food.
836
00:46:17,866 --> 00:46:19,469
And therein lies our problem.
837
00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:21,396
Our problem, oh, do tell.
838
00:46:21,496 --> 00:46:24,005
Well you see Mr Burgie, we both
839
00:46:24,105 --> 00:46:25,770
own fish and chip shops very near
840
00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:27,211
in fact in my case right next door
841
00:46:27,235 --> 00:46:29,250
to a site where you
propose to put a new Burgies.
842
00:46:29,350 --> 00:46:31,415
Oh gosh that's awful.
843
00:46:31,515 --> 00:46:34,055
Exactly, and while I welcome the healthy
844
00:46:34,155 --> 00:46:36,233
competition that a
Burgies outlet would offer
845
00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:37,931
my extensive knowledge of the area
846
00:46:38,031 --> 00:46:39,942
indicates that the community probably
847
00:46:40,042 --> 00:46:44,034
can't sustain three take away food outlets.
848
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,634
So in summary we think that you
849
00:46:45,734 --> 00:46:48,806
should not open that Burgies.
850
00:46:48,906 --> 00:46:49,989
Is that is?
851
00:46:51,906 --> 00:46:53,588
Thank you.
852
00:46:53,688 --> 00:46:54,688
Done.
853
00:46:55,422 --> 00:46:56,902
Sandra can you cancel the building of
854
00:46:56,971 --> 00:46:58,706
our latest outlet at, where is it?
855
00:46:58,806 --> 00:47:00,831
4-6-2 Reserve Road.
856
00:47:00,931 --> 00:47:03,884
462 Reserve Road, actually Sandra can
857
00:47:03,984 --> 00:47:05,583
you cancel all new Burgies currently
858
00:47:05,683 --> 00:47:07,400
under construction in Australia?
859
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:08,966
No make that the world.
860
00:47:09,066 --> 00:47:09,955
And while you're at it close down
861
00:47:10,055 --> 00:47:12,555
all the existing ones as well.
862
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:16,706
You're taking the piss aren't ya?
863
00:47:16,806 --> 00:47:18,370
By golly you're quick.
864
00:47:18,470 --> 00:47:19,751
Just a moment boys, just before you
865
00:47:19,775 --> 00:47:21,590
show our entrepreneurs the door
866
00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:23,288
I want to tell them a little story.
867
00:47:23,388 --> 00:47:24,633
A little story that started about
868
00:47:24,657 --> 00:47:27,086
200 million years ago when the first slug
869
00:47:27,186 --> 00:47:29,510
crawled out of the primordial filth
870
00:47:29,610 --> 00:47:33,272
and up onto the shore of
a dark and hostile world.
871
00:47:33,372 --> 00:47:35,679
That slug was driven by one simple urge,
872
00:47:35,779 --> 00:47:38,529
one overriding impulse, survival.
873
00:47:39,444 --> 00:47:41,306
It wanted to live, to procreate,
874
00:47:41,406 --> 00:47:44,906
to exercise it's right to quiet enjoyment.
875
00:47:45,877 --> 00:47:49,767
Do you know what happened to that
brave, noble little slug gentlemen?
876
00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:55,532
It got eaten by a bigger slug.
877
00:47:55,632 --> 00:47:58,119
And we here at Burgies are the bigger slug
878
00:47:58,219 --> 00:47:59,779
and we will always be that bigger slug.
879
00:47:59,838 --> 00:48:02,921
Gentlemen consider yourself digested.
880
00:48:08,647 --> 00:48:11,336
You coulda just told us to fuck off.
881
00:48:11,436 --> 00:48:12,524
Get out then.
882
00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:16,374
I'll take you on you
multinational bastard.
883
00:48:17,412 --> 00:48:18,662
Leave me alone.
884
00:48:28,548 --> 00:48:30,984
If I had my overhead projector
things would have turned out differently.
885
00:48:31,008 --> 00:48:31,741
Bullshit.
886
00:48:31,841 --> 00:48:34,018
And if you hadn't have left our
luggage by the side of the road I wouldn't be
887
00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:35,642
sitting here in this ridiculous costume.
888
00:48:35,724 --> 00:48:36,771
How was I supposed to know
889
00:48:36,795 --> 00:48:37,868
there's thieves in Sydney?
890
00:48:37,968 --> 00:48:40,178
You shouldn't have
resorted to violence Trevor.
891
00:48:40,278 --> 00:48:41,662
Bull crap.
892
00:48:41,762 --> 00:48:43,211
And you shouldn't have
drank so much on the plane.
893
00:48:43,235 --> 00:48:44,108
It was free.
894
00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:45,448
It's not free I paid for it.
895
00:48:45,479 --> 00:48:46,216
Bullshit.
896
00:48:46,316 --> 00:48:47,049
Bullshit you.
897
00:48:47,149 --> 00:48:49,626
- That is bullshit.
- Bullshit.
898
00:48:53,937 --> 00:48:57,270
Burgies bad, Burgies bad, Burgies bad.
899
00:49:07,667 --> 00:49:10,063
Bad Burgies,
bad Burgies, Bad Burgies
900
00:49:10,163 --> 00:49:13,996
Burgies is bad,
Burgies is bad Burgies is bad.
901
00:49:22,886 --> 00:49:24,436
Look everybody, it's Barry Burgie
902
00:49:24,536 --> 00:49:27,828
the burgerlicious clown and his little
friend Freddy the Friendly Fry.
903
00:49:27,852 --> 00:49:31,528
Barry Burgie and Freddy Fry it is wonderful
904
00:49:31,628 --> 00:49:33,874
to have you both here isn't it children?
905
00:49:36,086 --> 00:49:38,230
Burgies is bad, Burgies is gross.
906
00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:41,268
Dirty dirty clown.
907
00:49:42,716 --> 00:49:44,649
And you can go fuck yourselves.
908
00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:45,670
Cover your ears children don't
909
00:49:45,770 --> 00:49:47,817
listen to that rude naughty fry.
910
00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:48,917
No sir.
911
00:49:51,974 --> 00:49:55,224
Oi oi, you wrecked my mate's business
912
00:49:57,129 --> 00:49:58,809
you should be a-bloody-shamed of yourself.
913
00:49:58,894 --> 00:50:00,144
Ken.
914
00:50:04,754 --> 00:50:07,004
Tony, what are you doing?
915
00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:10,000
Tony you mad man.
916
00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,590
How do you know me name?
917
00:50:12,690 --> 00:50:13,970
Get off him, get off him,
918
00:50:14,043 --> 00:50:15,628
Tony, you okay?
919
00:50:15,728 --> 00:50:17,291
Trev?
920
00:50:24,022 --> 00:50:26,541
Hello, hello everybody, hello boys
921
00:50:26,641 --> 00:50:29,281
and girls I'm Barry Burgie.
922
00:50:29,381 --> 00:50:32,214
And I'm Freddy the Friendly Fry.
923
00:50:35,222 --> 00:50:37,807
Look everyone, it's Trev formerly
924
00:50:37,907 --> 00:50:40,052
of Trev's Fish and Chips.
925
00:50:40,152 --> 00:50:44,273
He's just in time to try
Burgies new product,
926
00:50:44,373 --> 00:50:45,956
Dim Sim on a stick.
927
00:50:47,064 --> 00:50:51,616
Dim Sim on a stick,
Dim Sim on a stick
928
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:55,383
you can get it quick,
it will make you sick.
929
00:51:12,999 --> 00:51:13,999
No.
930
00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:17,948
Trev, Trev?
931
00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:24,872
Oh Trev.
932
00:51:26,911 --> 00:51:29,661
I just had the worst nightmare.
933
00:51:31,201 --> 00:51:32,618
You'll be okay.
934
00:51:35,639 --> 00:51:39,306
Oh they made me second
in charge of nuggets.
935
00:51:40,212 --> 00:51:41,212
No.
936
00:51:44,154 --> 00:51:49,154
Burgies is crap,
Burgies is crap, Burgies is crap.
937
00:52:12,517 --> 00:52:15,876
Welcome to the Burgies drive through
may I take your order please?
938
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,453
Good afternoon Ma'am welcome to
Burgies drive through may I take your order?
939
00:53:03,865 --> 00:53:05,263
Sorry about yesterday mate.
940
00:53:05,363 --> 00:53:07,646
Un-bloody-forgivable.
941
00:53:07,746 --> 00:53:10,365
That's all right mate your
heart was in the right place.
942
00:53:10,465 --> 00:53:11,465
Yeah well.
943
00:53:15,085 --> 00:53:17,039
Spoken with young Dave yet?
944
00:53:18,608 --> 00:53:19,608
No.
945
00:53:37,097 --> 00:53:38,567
I hate that Fry mate.
946
00:53:38,667 --> 00:53:40,811
Yeah me too mate.
947
00:53:40,911 --> 00:53:42,718
I mean they're not fries
anyway they're bloody chips.
948
00:53:42,742 --> 00:53:44,323
Too-bloody-right.
949
00:53:44,423 --> 00:53:45,917
In fact I've got a good mind to go down
950
00:53:45,941 --> 00:53:47,518
there right now order some bloody chips.
951
00:53:47,542 --> 00:53:48,702
You should bloody do that.
952
00:53:48,765 --> 00:53:50,407
That'd show 'em wouldn't it?
Oh yeah.
953
00:53:50,431 --> 00:53:52,431
Yeah, that'd show 'em.
954
00:53:54,847 --> 00:53:56,891
And they always say do
you want fries with that.
955
00:53:56,991 --> 00:53:58,256
I mean mate if I'd have
wanted fries with that
956
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,922
I would have bloody asked for them.
957
00:53:59,946 --> 00:54:04,640
You're really starting
to get me down now mate.
958
00:54:04,740 --> 00:54:06,210
Sorry mate.
959
00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:08,471
Nah it's all right.
960
00:54:25,089 --> 00:54:25,975
Here's your Burgie bag.
961
00:54:26,075 --> 00:54:28,566
Geez it's busy out there isn't it?
962
00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:29,916
Just shut up.
963
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,447
Welcome to Burgies drive
964
00:54:32,547 --> 00:54:35,483
through may I take your order?
965
00:54:37,296 --> 00:54:38,494
Can I get a dozen bulk burgers
966
00:54:38,518 --> 00:54:40,027
10 seconds on those
cheeseburgers Jeremy.
967
00:54:40,051 --> 00:54:41,131
Burgie little burgers.
968
00:54:41,221 --> 00:54:43,284
If the finger's up the nose it
969
00:54:43,384 --> 00:54:46,578
can't be making burgers can it?
970
00:54:46,678 --> 00:54:49,651
You can't cook the nugget
until you know the nugget.
971
00:54:49,751 --> 00:54:50,991
You can't know the nugget until
972
00:54:51,084 --> 00:54:53,312
you respect the nugget.
973
00:54:53,412 --> 00:54:54,145
I know nuggets.
974
00:54:54,245 --> 00:54:55,903
No David you think you know nuggets.
975
00:54:56,003 --> 00:54:56,810
Christ Jenny.
976
00:54:56,910 --> 00:54:59,660
You know jack shit about nuggets.
977
00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:05,034
More cheese, less chatter.
978
00:55:06,167 --> 00:55:07,384
Sir we've lost Mandy Wilson to a
979
00:55:07,408 --> 00:55:09,138
netball semi final and it looks like
980
00:55:09,238 --> 00:55:10,558
little Bobby Fletcher's got a bad
981
00:55:10,637 --> 00:55:12,006
case of eczema on his hands.
982
00:55:12,106 --> 00:55:13,214
Put Bobby on wrapping out the back,
983
00:55:13,238 --> 00:55:14,990
call Mandy Wilson's parents and tell
984
00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:16,370
them that their daughter needn't
985
00:55:16,436 --> 00:55:18,154
bother coming in on the weekend.
986
00:55:18,254 --> 00:55:19,515
Sir, she's crew member of the month.
987
00:55:19,539 --> 00:55:20,789
I don't care.
988
00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,192
There's no room for sentiment
989
00:55:24,292 --> 00:55:26,292
we're making hamburgers.
990
00:55:30,302 --> 00:55:32,380
Sonja the photographer'll be here soon
991
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,527
to take photos for the
new color fridge magnets
992
00:55:34,627 --> 00:55:36,159
so I want the place to look spotless.
993
00:55:36,259 --> 00:55:38,271
New color fridge magnets?
994
00:55:38,371 --> 00:55:39,971
That's really gonna help Tony.
995
00:55:40,071 --> 00:55:43,418
Not just fridge magnets, Mr Blowy.
996
00:55:47,477 --> 00:55:48,981
Your traitor boyfriend's here.
997
00:55:49,081 --> 00:55:52,998
You tell him if he
comes in here I'll kill him.
998
00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:56,980
He's not my boyfriend.
999
00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:59,532
Just get rid of him.
1000
00:56:02,321 --> 00:56:03,321
Hi.
1001
00:56:04,751 --> 00:56:06,116
Dave just go away.
1002
00:56:06,216 --> 00:56:07,266
I'd like to talk to you.
1003
00:56:07,290 --> 00:56:10,358
Well I think it's a bit late for that.
1004
00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:11,791
Oh, I'm sorry.
1005
00:56:13,494 --> 00:56:17,306
What about Trevor,
how do you think he feels?
1006
00:56:17,406 --> 00:56:19,136
I couldn't help it.
1007
00:56:19,236 --> 00:56:20,966
I was sucked in by the glamor.
1008
00:56:21,066 --> 00:56:22,066
The glamor?
1009
00:56:22,122 --> 00:56:24,926
Yeah, the glamor, you know the uniform
1010
00:56:25,026 --> 00:56:27,782
and the song, the free nuggets.
1011
00:56:27,882 --> 00:56:29,887
Well those things are obviously
more important to you than Trevor
1012
00:56:29,911 --> 00:56:33,911
and the shop and your
job and me and Tony and...
1013
00:56:35,057 --> 00:56:36,474
everything right?
1014
00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:41,399
Look I'd better go 'cause my
1015
00:56:43,598 --> 00:56:47,264
five minute lunch break's almost over.
1016
00:56:58,714 --> 00:57:00,727
Forget about him,
you're too good for him.
1017
00:57:00,827 --> 00:57:02,147
Have you spoken to Trevor yet?
1018
00:57:02,246 --> 00:57:03,562
Stop mentioning that name to me
1019
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:04,684
he brings me nothing but misery.
1020
00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:07,030
Oh well that sounds reasonable.
1021
00:57:07,130 --> 00:57:08,345
Sonja if it wasn't for him...
1022
00:57:08,369 --> 00:57:09,109
what?
1023
00:57:09,209 --> 00:57:10,209
He didn't do any of this,
1024
00:57:10,283 --> 00:57:11,726
he didn't build that place next door.
1025
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:12,483
He's an idiot.
1026
00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:14,120
His father would be turning in his grave
1027
00:57:14,144 --> 00:57:15,464
if he could see what's happening.
1028
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,548
What has his father got to do with this?
Nothing, don't worry about it.
1029
00:57:17,572 --> 00:57:19,371
Uncle Nick and Trev's dad were friends.
1030
00:57:19,471 --> 00:57:21,049
They used to be in business together.
1031
00:57:21,149 --> 00:57:22,170
Sonja mind your own business.
1032
00:57:22,194 --> 00:57:23,194
Look...
1033
00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:27,339
That's Uncle Mick with Trev's dad isn't it?
1034
00:57:27,439 --> 00:57:28,172
Yeah.
1035
00:57:28,272 --> 00:57:29,396
They used to run a fish and chip
1036
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:30,640
shop together didn't they?
1037
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:32,102
Yeah next door where the butcher is now.
1038
00:57:32,126 --> 00:57:33,197
Did quite well.
1039
00:57:33,297 --> 00:57:35,045
So what happened?
1040
00:57:35,145 --> 00:57:35,890
I don't know.
1041
00:57:35,990 --> 00:57:37,316
Oh you must, what started as one
1042
00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:39,599
fish and chip shop ended
as two fish and chip shops.
1043
00:57:39,699 --> 00:57:45,533
Sonja this is none of your business.
Oh come on Tony just tell me what it was about.
1044
00:57:45,557 --> 00:57:46,793
Pineapple.
1045
00:57:46,893 --> 00:57:47,893
Pineapple?
1046
00:57:48,758 --> 00:57:50,382
Big Trev reckoned that a hamburger with
1047
00:57:50,406 --> 00:57:53,140
the lot meant the usual plus egg,
bacon and pineapple.
1048
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,886
My dad reckoned that pineapple,
like beetroot
1049
00:57:54,910 --> 00:57:56,510
was an added extra and that the customer
1050
00:57:56,597 --> 00:57:58,226
should pay 10 cents more.
1051
00:57:58,326 --> 00:58:03,183
So your dad and Trev's dad had the
falling out over a 10 cent piece of pineapple?
1052
00:58:04,888 --> 00:58:08,286
Yeah, my dad was really stubborn.
1053
00:58:08,386 --> 00:58:11,622
Big Trevor he was very
serious about his hamburgers.
1054
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:13,502
So they went their separate ways.
1055
00:58:13,602 --> 00:58:16,550
What do you think Uncle Nick
would have done about the Burgies?
1056
00:58:16,574 --> 00:58:19,180
I don't know, probably just ignored it.
1057
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,987
Which is exactly what you're doing.
1058
00:58:22,087 --> 00:58:23,241
Yeah?
1059
00:58:23,341 --> 00:58:25,502
But what about the fridge magnets?
1060
00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:26,335
Hey?
1061
00:58:26,435 --> 00:58:28,468
That oughta keep them on their toes.
And Mr Blowy.
1062
00:58:34,213 --> 00:58:35,963
Bacon burger.
1063
00:58:40,158 --> 00:58:44,825
Louisa, when the uniform
is neat the customers repeat.
1064
00:59:00,333 --> 00:59:01,239
In front of the big fish,
1065
00:59:01,339 --> 00:59:04,245
this is for the fridge magnet okay?
1066
00:59:04,345 --> 00:59:06,386
Oh Mal, what's going on?
1067
00:59:06,486 --> 00:59:09,063
Oh mate I'm off there's
no money in this caper.
1068
00:59:09,163 --> 00:59:10,225
People just go to the supermarket
1069
00:59:10,249 --> 00:59:11,664
to get their meat these days.
1070
00:59:11,764 --> 00:59:13,481
So what are you gonna do?
1071
00:59:13,581 --> 00:59:16,831
Got a job in the supermarket, see ya.
1072
00:59:20,528 --> 00:59:21,846
All right, you can get this?
1073
00:59:21,946 --> 00:59:22,679
Yeah.
1074
00:59:22,779 --> 00:59:23,779
Yeah.
1075
00:59:26,825 --> 00:59:29,101
Amanda get those fries on.
1076
00:59:29,201 --> 00:59:33,883
Jerry... Jerry I don't care
if it is your sisters wedding
1077
00:59:33,983 --> 00:59:36,291
double shift in the nugget pit on Saturday.
1078
00:59:36,391 --> 00:59:38,437
But I was supposed to be the Paige boy.
1079
00:59:38,537 --> 00:59:39,787
I don't care.
1080
00:59:48,754 --> 00:59:50,279
No, no, no, no Jim you don't understand
1081
00:59:50,303 --> 00:59:51,906
I want to see the whole thing.
1082
00:59:52,006 --> 00:59:53,993
I want to see Tony's I want
to see the fish, all right?
1083
00:59:54,017 --> 00:59:55,990
And if you can,
try and get Mr Blowy in the shoot.
1084
00:59:56,014 --> 00:59:57,181
Not him too.
1085
01:00:00,784 --> 01:00:01,965
People have got to know it's my shop.
1086
01:00:01,989 --> 01:00:03,161
Yeah, okay?
1087
01:00:03,261 --> 01:00:06,108
Does the top of it look all right?
1088
01:00:08,782 --> 01:00:09,574
Trevor what are you doing?
1089
01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:10,914
You walked in front of my shot.
1090
01:00:10,963 --> 01:00:12,051
Sorry Jim.
1091
01:00:12,151 --> 01:00:13,872
You're a dickhead.
1092
01:00:24,213 --> 01:00:25,380
Trouble sir.
1093
01:00:35,286 --> 01:00:37,597
Mate I asked for chips and they gave me
1094
01:00:37,697 --> 01:00:39,410
these fries and I said they're not chips
1095
01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:42,217
and there must've been
drugs in it or something
1096
01:00:42,317 --> 01:00:45,234
'cause I couldn't stop eating them.
1097
01:00:49,986 --> 01:00:51,470
Beef nugget.
1098
01:00:51,570 --> 01:00:54,236
Welcome to Burgies sir
may I take your order?
1099
01:00:59,679 --> 01:01:01,727
You bastard you ripped me off.
1100
01:01:01,827 --> 01:01:03,040
Well if sir has a complaint we
1101
01:01:03,064 --> 01:01:05,256
invite him to use the suggestion box.
1102
01:01:05,356 --> 01:01:09,023
You stole my idea I
invented beef nuggets.
1103
01:01:10,095 --> 01:01:12,701
So sir has the patent on the recipe
1104
01:01:12,801 --> 01:01:14,801
and registered the name?
1105
01:01:16,990 --> 01:01:18,258
Uh no.
1106
01:01:18,358 --> 01:01:22,608
No, no, no,
then perhaps sir stole Burgies' idea.
1107
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,711
You thieving little mongrel.
1108
01:01:26,811 --> 01:01:28,991
Sir must have a very good lawyer if sir
1109
01:01:29,091 --> 01:01:32,568
wants to go around making
those sort of accusations.
1110
01:01:32,668 --> 01:01:36,335
You lot ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.
1111
01:01:39,066 --> 01:01:40,066
All of ya's.
1112
01:01:51,957 --> 01:01:52,957
Yeah.
1113
01:01:58,376 --> 01:01:59,661
Food fight.
1114
01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:07,130
Take a photo of me looking confident
1115
01:02:07,154 --> 01:02:08,554
and looking happy, happy this time.
1116
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:09,827
Okay.
1117
01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:10,750
Don't be shy.
1118
01:02:10,850 --> 01:02:11,920
I know what I'm doing.
1119
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,366
Trevor you blocked in
front of my shot again.
1120
01:02:13,390 --> 01:02:14,390
Go around the camera.
1121
01:02:14,433 --> 01:02:16,155
You listen here right,
we have tried it your way,
1122
01:02:16,179 --> 01:02:17,417
we have tried it Sonja's way
1123
01:02:17,517 --> 01:02:18,699
now we're gonna try it my way,
1124
01:02:18,723 --> 01:02:20,859
my place tonight 10:00 and you too.
1125
01:02:20,959 --> 01:02:22,122
All right, all right, all right.
1126
01:02:22,146 --> 01:02:23,999
Mate I've got mixed netball at 9:00.
1127
01:02:24,099 --> 01:02:24,832
Move, move.
1128
01:02:24,932 --> 01:02:25,665
I'll be there.
1129
01:02:25,765 --> 01:02:27,558
Sorry now they've
upset me hang on hang on,
1130
01:02:27,582 --> 01:02:28,966
just wait for me to get happy again.
1131
01:02:28,990 --> 01:02:29,723
Anthony Rob...
1132
01:02:30,656 --> 01:02:33,156
Sorry.
1133
01:02:35,348 --> 01:02:36,749
And that'll be that.
1134
01:02:36,849 --> 01:02:38,284
What do you say?
1135
01:02:38,384 --> 01:02:39,239
Yeah.
1136
01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:41,361
That has to be the
dumbest plan I've ever heard.
1137
01:02:41,385 --> 01:02:43,496
Bullshit,
Trev you're a fucking mastermind
1138
01:02:43,596 --> 01:02:46,580
that is the best plan I've
heard in donkey's years mate.
1139
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,446
How many plans have you heard lately?
1140
01:02:48,546 --> 01:02:51,017
What are you a professional
jewel thief now or something?
1141
01:02:51,117 --> 01:02:53,295
Are you part on an international drug ring,
huh?
1142
01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:55,539
No mate I'm a tow truck driver
1143
01:02:55,639 --> 01:02:57,601
and believe you me, we know plans.
1144
01:02:57,701 --> 01:02:58,901
What's it to ya anyway Ken?
1145
01:02:58,972 --> 01:03:00,412
Now listen here Tony I was a mate
1146
01:03:00,505 --> 01:03:02,298
of Big Trev's and I'm
a mate of Little Trev's
1147
01:03:02,322 --> 01:03:04,220
and I was a mate of your old man.
1148
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,342
If you just relaxed a little
bit I'd be a mate of yours too.
1149
01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:10,274
Okay okay Mr Clever Plan
Dick how are we gonna get in?
1150
01:03:10,374 --> 01:03:11,622
Yeah how are we gonna get in?
1151
01:03:11,646 --> 01:03:13,126
Well we got someone on the inside.
1152
01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:14,714
Oh.
What?
1153
01:03:14,814 --> 01:03:18,481
Let's just call him a
disgruntled employee
1154
01:03:26,509 --> 01:03:27,297
Who is it Trev?
1155
01:03:27,397 --> 01:03:29,260
Look I can't say all right.
1156
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,944
This individual has agreed to help us
1157
01:03:31,044 --> 01:03:33,286
on the condition of strict anonymity.
1158
01:03:33,386 --> 01:03:34,547
Well how do we know we can trust him?
1159
01:03:34,571 --> 01:03:36,507
Oh you can trust me Tony.
1160
01:03:36,607 --> 01:03:39,226
Mate you're supposed
to disguise your voice.
1161
01:03:39,326 --> 01:03:40,326
Shit sorry.
1162
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:41,668
Hey good on ya Dave.
1163
01:03:41,768 --> 01:03:43,947
Yeah thanks Ken.
1164
01:03:44,047 --> 01:03:46,486
Christs sake Dave, disguise your voice.
1165
01:03:46,586 --> 01:03:47,475
I keep forgetting.
1166
01:03:47,575 --> 01:03:49,334
So you finally decided
to do the right thing?
1167
01:03:49,358 --> 01:03:51,441
Yeah, um, how's Sonja?
1168
01:03:52,379 --> 01:03:54,028
Look will ya shut up, listen,
1169
01:03:54,128 --> 01:03:55,974
nobody knows who this bloke is.
1170
01:03:56,074 --> 01:03:57,178
All right?
1171
01:03:57,278 --> 01:03:58,467
Yeah okay.
All right.
1172
01:03:58,567 --> 01:04:00,231
No worries.
1173
01:04:00,331 --> 01:04:02,115
Just get over here.
1174
01:04:06,089 --> 01:04:08,002
Don't do that.
1175
01:04:08,102 --> 01:04:09,354
This is a bloody joke.
1176
01:04:09,454 --> 01:04:10,187
I'm outta here.
1177
01:04:10,287 --> 01:04:12,358
All right Ton, always knew I'd
1178
01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:13,578
be able to rely on you mate.
1179
01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:15,373
What you're planning
here is highly illegal.
1180
01:04:15,397 --> 01:04:16,843
Mate it's just us right.
1181
01:04:16,943 --> 01:04:18,760
No one else needs to know about it.
1182
01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:20,693
Now are you in or not?
1183
01:04:23,779 --> 01:04:27,195
You know what mate,
you'd probably fit in over there.
1184
01:04:27,295 --> 01:04:28,895
With your nice hair cut, they'd give you
1185
01:04:28,993 --> 01:04:30,363
a nice uniform with some badges
1186
01:04:30,463 --> 01:04:32,661
for sucking up to the customers.
You know you even play your cards right
1187
01:04:32,685 --> 01:04:34,725
you might even get some
little kids to boss around.
1188
01:04:34,801 --> 01:04:35,534
Bullshit.
1189
01:04:35,634 --> 01:04:36,367
No you're bullshit.
1190
01:04:36,467 --> 01:04:38,467
No bull shit you mate.
1191
01:04:39,813 --> 01:04:40,676
You know fellas you do not have
1192
01:04:40,776 --> 01:04:43,359
to go through with any of this.
1193
01:04:51,072 --> 01:04:55,155
Coming up with these beef nuggets,
I like them.
1194
01:05:04,963 --> 01:05:07,010
All right boys it's almost action stations.
1195
01:05:07,110 --> 01:05:08,591
Alright.
1196
01:05:08,691 --> 01:05:09,424
Right.
1197
01:05:09,524 --> 01:05:10,651
Right.
1198
01:05:10,751 --> 01:05:15,656
Right,
so we should probably synchronize watches.
1199
01:05:15,756 --> 01:05:17,006
Uh yeah okay.
1200
01:05:19,386 --> 01:05:20,637
Mine broke.
1201
01:05:20,737 --> 01:05:21,741
What time you got?
1202
01:05:21,841 --> 01:05:22,718
6:30.
1203
01:05:22,818 --> 01:05:23,901
6:30, 6:30.
1204
01:06:29,509 --> 01:06:31,681
You showed the neighbors
a thing or two today sir.
1205
01:06:31,705 --> 01:06:33,092
I Did didn't I?
1206
01:06:33,192 --> 01:06:35,534
Better make the most
of it they'll be gone soon.
1207
01:06:35,634 --> 01:06:38,551
Losers.
1208
01:06:41,505 --> 01:06:44,178
Now remember
you blokes complete silence.
1209
01:06:44,278 --> 01:06:45,331
Ow crikey Dave.
1210
01:06:45,431 --> 01:06:47,181
Dave where's the key?
1211
01:06:51,850 --> 01:06:52,686
It's one of these.
1212
01:06:52,786 --> 01:06:53,695
Just hurry up.
1213
01:06:53,795 --> 01:06:54,528
They look the same.
1214
01:06:54,628 --> 01:06:55,361
Shut up.
1215
01:06:55,461 --> 01:06:56,621
Stop making so much noise.
1216
01:06:56,701 --> 01:06:57,939
Sorry.
1217
01:07:04,392 --> 01:07:05,392
Ta-da.
1218
01:07:06,253 --> 01:07:07,922
What are you doing?
1219
01:07:08,022 --> 01:07:09,793
I'm sorry mate I thought
you wanted to get in.
1220
01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:10,900
Here we go.
1221
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000
What?
1222
01:07:17,377 --> 01:07:18,110
Give me your torch.
1223
01:07:18,210 --> 01:07:21,567
I told you I'd get you in man.
1224
01:07:32,081 --> 01:07:34,164
Quiet you two.
1225
01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:53,298
Hey kids it's Barry Burger
the burgerlicious clown.
1226
01:07:53,398 --> 01:07:56,058
Cut it out stop rooting
around this is serious.
1227
01:07:56,158 --> 01:07:56,891
It's funny.
1228
01:07:56,991 --> 01:07:58,927
No it's not funny.
1229
01:07:59,027 --> 01:08:00,274
Hey did we want the lights on?
1230
01:08:00,298 --> 01:08:02,669
No you idiot turn them off.
1231
01:08:02,769 --> 01:08:03,502
Sorry.
1232
01:08:03,602 --> 01:08:06,930
Surrounded by bloody morons.
1233
01:08:07,030 --> 01:08:09,613
Can I take your order please?
1234
01:08:12,671 --> 01:08:14,088
Oh, oh rubbish.
1235
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,723
Sh, what's that noise?
1236
01:08:25,823 --> 01:08:27,637
I'm so thirsty.
1237
01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:29,238
Hey can I have a Fanta?
1238
01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:30,918
Mm-hmm
1239
01:08:31,018 --> 01:08:32,018
Cool.
1240
01:08:47,686 --> 01:08:48,864
You see mate Fanta is just as
1241
01:08:48,888 --> 01:08:51,425
refreshing as Coke and it's good for you.
1242
01:08:51,525 --> 01:08:52,413
What?
1243
01:08:52,513 --> 01:08:54,312
Well it's got oranges in it hasn't it?
1244
01:08:54,412 --> 01:08:55,562
There are no oranges in there.
1245
01:08:55,586 --> 01:08:57,497
Hey you two shut up and help.
1246
01:08:57,597 --> 01:09:00,561
I'm telling you there's oranges in there.
Get your mind on the job.
1247
01:09:00,585 --> 01:09:01,585
Oh, sorry.
1248
01:09:07,862 --> 01:09:08,989
I'm telling you oranges.
1249
01:09:09,013 --> 01:09:11,430
Help me over here.
1250
01:09:16,966 --> 01:09:17,966
Dave.
1251
01:09:18,022 --> 01:09:18,762
Yeah.
1252
01:09:18,862 --> 01:09:21,112
Pull that chain.
1253
01:09:22,093 --> 01:09:23,300
Kenny. Ken.
1254
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,394
Shit a brick Trevor.
1255
01:09:27,967 --> 01:09:29,781
Hey are we covered by Workcover?
1256
01:09:29,881 --> 01:09:31,560
Hey you right mate?
1257
01:09:31,660 --> 01:09:32,743
Not flash.
1258
01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:41,629
Gotta lift from the knees fellas.
1259
01:09:42,905 --> 01:09:43,988
G'day Tony.
1260
01:09:47,591 --> 01:09:48,758
What are you doing here?
1261
01:09:48,858 --> 01:09:50,461
Thought you might need a hand.
1262
01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:52,290
So you're gonna help out now are ya?
1263
01:09:52,390 --> 01:09:53,538
The food they're serving in there
1264
01:09:53,562 --> 01:09:56,312
is not fit for human consumption.
1265
01:10:00,228 --> 01:10:02,978
It's good to have you on board.
1266
01:10:04,353 --> 01:10:06,020
No worries Trevor.
1267
01:10:08,861 --> 01:10:10,622
You love each other, that's terrific
1268
01:10:10,722 --> 01:10:13,117
but I can't feel my legs.
1269
01:10:13,217 --> 01:10:13,957
Ken.
1270
01:10:14,057 --> 01:10:15,590
Hm?
Ken.
1271
01:10:15,690 --> 01:10:18,758
Oh shit, come this way this way.
1272
01:10:18,858 --> 01:10:20,707
You're gonna make it,
you're gonna just.
1273
01:10:38,970 --> 01:10:39,884
Let's tow Kenny.
1274
01:10:39,984 --> 01:10:40,717
All right mate.
1275
01:10:40,817 --> 01:10:42,836
So are ya gonna pull
this thing down or what?
1276
01:10:42,936 --> 01:10:44,656
Now mate what do we say at Ken's Towing?
1277
01:10:44,753 --> 01:10:45,577
If we can't pull it...
1278
01:10:45,677 --> 01:10:46,491
It's not worth pulling.
It's not worth pulling.
1279
01:10:46,515 --> 01:10:47,243
Yep.
1280
01:10:47,343 --> 01:10:50,176
That's right, boys time to pull.
1281
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:05,570
Let's go Ken.
1282
01:11:22,787 --> 01:11:25,556
Shit I'm glad I'm not those two.
1283
01:11:36,862 --> 01:11:38,712
What are they doing.
1284
01:11:38,812 --> 01:11:40,689
Well we're pulling it down.
1285
01:11:40,789 --> 01:11:41,522
We?
1286
01:11:41,622 --> 01:11:42,622
Yeah, we.
1287
01:12:08,973 --> 01:12:10,541
So did we pull it down or what?
1288
01:12:11,564 --> 01:12:12,731
Not exactly.
1289
01:12:18,605 --> 01:12:20,854
Shit a brick it's following us.
1290
01:12:20,954 --> 01:12:23,037
It's bloody following us.
1291
01:12:24,483 --> 01:12:27,983
Oh yeah, I told you I could pull anything.
1292
01:12:30,657 --> 01:12:32,074
Way to go Trev.
1293
01:12:36,967 --> 01:12:37,967
Oh.
1294
01:13:22,054 --> 01:13:22,908
They stole our Burgies sir.
1295
01:13:23,008 --> 01:13:24,008
Get in.
1296
01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:28,583
Get in the back.
1297
01:13:31,971 --> 01:13:32,971
Drive.
1298
01:13:37,828 --> 01:13:39,722
Where are we taking this thing.
1299
01:13:39,822 --> 01:13:41,622
I don't know.
1300
01:13:41,722 --> 01:13:42,842
I thought you had a plan.
1301
01:13:42,879 --> 01:13:44,627
Yeah I did, it finished back there.
1302
01:13:44,727 --> 01:13:45,727
Oh shit.
1303
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,607
Go straight.
1304
01:13:49,211 --> 01:13:50,316
Yeah I suppose you can.
1305
01:13:50,416 --> 01:13:51,884
Whatever you say.
1306
01:13:53,206 --> 01:13:54,631
Look out boys look who's on telly.
1307
01:14:02,380 --> 01:14:03,880
Geez I'm hungry.
1308
01:14:06,142 --> 01:14:07,142
Burgies.
1309
01:14:23,777 --> 01:14:25,343
What's up ahead?
1310
01:14:25,443 --> 01:14:27,360
I haven't got the foggiest.
1311
01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:28,908
All right.
1312
01:14:30,032 --> 01:14:30,888
Oh shit.
1313
01:14:30,988 --> 01:14:33,444
Hand us the phone Trevor.
1314
01:14:33,544 --> 01:14:34,806
Hello Ken's Towing if we can't pull it
1315
01:14:34,830 --> 01:14:35,874
it's not worth pulling.
1316
01:14:35,974 --> 01:14:36,707
Ken.
1317
01:14:36,807 --> 01:14:38,062
G'day Sonja how are you love?
1318
01:14:38,086 --> 01:14:39,781
Good, is Tony there?
1319
01:14:39,881 --> 01:14:41,629
Yeah just a sec.
1320
01:14:41,729 --> 01:14:42,900
It's for you, it's Sonja.
1321
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,000
Sonja?
1322
01:14:44,749 --> 01:14:46,975
Tony I'm right behind you.
1323
01:14:47,075 --> 01:14:49,150
She's right behind us.
1324
01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:51,032
Tony what are you doing?
1325
01:14:51,132 --> 01:14:52,261
We're standing up to the bastards.
1326
01:14:52,285 --> 01:14:53,965
It was his idea Sonja he made us do it.
1327
01:14:56,412 --> 01:14:57,812
Tony this is insane.
1328
01:14:57,912 --> 01:15:00,617
You haven't by any
chance got a street directory?
1329
01:15:00,717 --> 01:15:03,701
Have you got a street directory?
1330
01:15:03,801 --> 01:15:06,772
I said have you got a street directory,
you dick?
1331
01:15:06,872 --> 01:15:07,605
I'm not a dick.
1332
01:15:07,705 --> 01:15:09,461
Dave where's me burger?
1333
01:15:09,561 --> 01:15:10,363
There you go.
1334
01:15:10,463 --> 01:15:11,771
Anthony Rundall news update,
1335
01:15:11,871 --> 01:15:13,438
terror in the suburbs this morning.
1336
01:15:13,538 --> 01:15:14,972
Hey, hey, hey shut up.
1337
01:15:15,072 --> 01:15:16,665
Take away
food outlet had been ripped
1338
01:15:16,689 --> 01:15:18,635
from it's foundations by a gang
1339
01:15:18,735 --> 01:15:21,188
police believe are eco terrorists.
1340
01:15:25,448 --> 01:15:27,215
Tony turn right okay?
1341
01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:28,533
Right Tony.
1342
01:15:28,633 --> 01:15:30,397
Oh thanks Sonja.
1343
01:15:30,497 --> 01:15:32,200
Right we have to turn right.
1344
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:33,388
Right, right, right.
1345
01:15:33,488 --> 01:15:34,488
All right.
1346
01:15:38,766 --> 01:15:39,766
Stop.
1347
01:15:50,696 --> 01:15:51,946
Do something.
1348
01:15:55,814 --> 01:15:57,064
Where are we?
1349
01:15:57,992 --> 01:15:59,392
How should I know?
1350
01:15:59,492 --> 01:16:01,492
The tip, that's handy.
1351
01:16:06,224 --> 01:16:08,395
Right, right, right.
1352
01:16:26,121 --> 01:16:28,454
It's a bit tight.
1353
01:16:54,716 --> 01:16:55,624
How good was that?
1354
01:16:55,724 --> 01:16:58,474
I told you Burgies was rubbish.
1355
01:17:02,223 --> 01:17:04,223
Well that's us rooted.
1356
01:17:06,925 --> 01:17:07,925
Oh yeah.
1357
01:17:13,758 --> 01:17:16,258
Go on take us away.
1358
01:18:28,025 --> 01:18:31,243
(crowd chatters.
1359
01:18:31,343 --> 01:18:34,657
Yeah that's pretty much it I suppose.
1360
01:18:34,757 --> 01:18:35,995
It all worked out good too.
1361
01:18:36,095 --> 01:18:38,041
The guys ended up going
into business together.
1362
01:18:40,468 --> 01:18:43,171
And Trev gave me my old job back.
1363
01:18:43,271 --> 01:18:44,532
And good on the prison authorities
1364
01:18:44,556 --> 01:18:46,273
for letting him out for the day.
1365
01:18:46,373 --> 01:18:50,048
You know I'm sure Trevor
said it was his mom's funeral.
1366
01:18:50,148 --> 01:18:51,272
Hey.
1367
01:18:51,372 --> 01:18:52,618
Alrighty, see ya Mal.
1368
01:18:52,718 --> 01:18:54,156
See ya in three years hey?
1369
01:18:54,256 --> 01:18:56,072
Two with good behavior.
1370
01:18:56,172 --> 01:18:58,374
We had to take on a few
more people around the place.
1371
01:18:58,398 --> 01:19:00,032
Especially since Trev's beef nuggets
1372
01:19:00,132 --> 01:19:01,585
have really taken off and are now
1373
01:19:01,685 --> 01:19:04,685
available in 42 different countries.
1374
01:19:05,909 --> 01:19:07,122
Me and Sonja are talking of going
1375
01:19:07,146 --> 01:19:11,396
into a partnership too,
well we're in negotiations.
1376
01:19:15,048 --> 01:19:18,860
Yeah I reckon things are
looking up around here.
1377
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:21,992
Hey, free nuggets for everyone.
1378
01:19:22,092 --> 01:19:24,720
Good one Dave.
1379
01:19:35,108 --> 01:19:36,186
What do you want for breakfast?
1380
01:19:36,210 --> 01:19:37,210
The usual.
1381
01:19:38,192 --> 01:19:40,025
Let's see, porridge?
1382
01:19:40,982 --> 01:19:42,982
Yeah that sounds good.
1383
01:19:45,830 --> 01:19:48,802
Hey fellas, anyone for netball?
1384
01:19:48,902 --> 01:19:51,235
We bounce the ball at seven.
1385
01:19:52,316 --> 01:19:53,320
No.
1386
01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:55,089
Oh you're hopeless.
1387
01:19:55,189 --> 01:19:56,620
Listen don't forget there's a riot
1388
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:58,354
in the shower block at 8:00 should
1389
01:19:58,454 --> 01:20:00,151
be sen-bloody-sational
1390
01:20:00,251 --> 01:20:01,251
hey Garry.
1391
01:20:07,609 --> 01:20:10,366
Sashuin, you can't cook the lentil
1392
01:20:10,466 --> 01:20:12,633
until you know the lentil.
1393
01:20:15,715 --> 01:20:17,632
I'm sorry, peace, love.
1394
01:20:23,171 --> 01:20:26,396
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
of the press for coning here today.
1395
01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:28,534
Despite some minor set backs we
1396
01:20:28,634 --> 01:20:30,201
here at Burgies are proud to announce
1397
01:20:30,301 --> 01:20:32,885
that we have secured the contract to
1398
01:20:32,985 --> 01:20:36,880
provide catering to all
federal correctional facilities.
1399
01:20:36,980 --> 01:20:38,444
Just because you've killed a man doesn't
1400
01:20:38,468 --> 01:20:40,396
mean you don't deserve nutritional food
1401
01:20:40,496 --> 01:20:41,865
that's fun to eat.
1402
01:20:41,965 --> 01:20:45,965
So from now on it's Burgie
Burgers for everyone.
1403
01:20:52,108 --> 01:20:53,481
This is a dream for me Conan
1404
01:20:53,581 --> 01:20:55,708
and an opportunity for you.
1405
01:20:55,808 --> 01:20:57,817
Yes sir, I'm very grateful sir
1406
01:20:57,917 --> 01:21:00,165
but I'm a bit scared sir.
1407
01:21:00,265 --> 01:21:01,640
If you want to make it in Burgies Conan
1408
01:21:01,664 --> 01:21:04,997
you have to be hard, are you hard Conan?
1409
01:21:11,353 --> 01:21:15,603
Fellas,
I'd like you to meet your new cell mates.
1410
01:21:17,456 --> 01:21:19,456
This is Bubba and James.
1411
01:21:24,188 --> 01:21:26,688
Well that's us rooted.
Mm.
1412
01:21:36,284 --> 01:21:39,400
Sir wishes to take the food away.
1413
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,032
Yes indeed.
1414
01:21:41,132 --> 01:21:46,723
Take away, take take take away.
1415
01:21:46,747 --> 01:21:49,747
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