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If somebody told me a few months ago,
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that I'd get to spend
the summer in Manhattan,
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not Chatswin,
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I'd have said, "when hell freezes over".
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Tickets please. Tickets.
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(Click) Tickets.
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But that's exactly what happened.
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So while everyone else was
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cultivating stage III skin cancer
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at the Chatswin Country Club...
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(Hissing) Get my Colita, Carmen.
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I was making a reverse commute.
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I had found an exit strategy
George couldn't say no to.
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I had found my grandmother,
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or, more accurately, she had found me.
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And since Mom had gone A.W.O.L.
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And was living in Europe somewhere,
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these pictures were the
closest I was gonna get
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to a face-to-face.
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[Charizma & Peanut Butter Wolf's
"My World Premiere" playing]
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I spent my summer living in a loophole.
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♪ Let's get dramatic 'cause
I'm new with no static ♪
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Tessa: But like all
loopholes, eventually it had to close.
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Sorry, guys. The Loophole
closes at 3:00 a.m. now.
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(Train horn blows)
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(Man over P.A.) Station stop is Chatswin.
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Chatswin, bitches.
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(Indistinct conversations)
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Tessa: Dad!
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Dad!
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Hey! I know you.
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Hi, Dad.
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Mm!
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Nice jacket.
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Thanks. It, uh,
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it used to be my mom's.
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Oh?
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So... (Clears throat)
what was the best part
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about staying with your grandmother?
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Mm, probably how early she goes to bed.
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(Laughs)
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So how have things been here?
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Quiet.
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Anything from the ex?
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Eden? No, not a word.
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I think I knew it wasn't gonna work.
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I think we both did.
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I definitely did.
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I meant her and I.
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Well, then all three
of us then. We all knew.
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Love may have eluded George,
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but elsewhere, it was blooming.
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I'm tired of pretending,
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pretending that I can
live without you. I can't.
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I want you back, woman,
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and I am not gonna rest
until you say you're mine.
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Say it! Say you're mine.
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Can I get either of you a drink?
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What'll it be, Carmen?
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You want a Horchata or Margarita? Sangria?
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They also have a variety
of Caucasian beverages.
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Actually, sir, we just switched
over to our winter drink menu.
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If Carmen wants a horchata...
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Diet soda, please.
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No ice.
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Make it dos.
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Thanks.
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Carmen...
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you helped raise our first
baby, and she went Ivy League.
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I want a repeat performance.
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I understand,
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- but Miss Dallas...
- Look, with Jill away on the book tour,
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all that baby has is me.
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So if I screw up,
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that's on you.
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I have to go.
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Carmen, don't leave.
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Carmen! Carmen!
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Carmen, I'll make it simple.
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Come back to Casa de Werner,
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and I'll make it really,
really worth your while.
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(Babbles)
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Can you be more specific?
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A gold Corolla?
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Carmen, you don't even have a license!
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Well, what gold thing have you given me?
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Nothing. Not one gold thing.
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Carmen, that is unfactual!
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You know we can't live without you.
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Then counter.
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Counter?
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You know what? This is crummy.
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We have been through a lot together,
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and now you're leveraging me?
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Who's leveraging you, mommy?
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Dalia, honey, Carmen's thinking of leaving.
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- Bye, Carmen.
- Not just leaving for now. Leaving for good.
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- Bye for good, Carmen.
- Dalia, you're not thinking!
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Who will put you to sleep at night?
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Who will make you taquitos post-pilates?
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Stop shaking her!
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Who will tell me to stop
shaking you when I shake you?
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'Cause you know I'm
inclined to shake you, girl.
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I would just like to point out that by now,
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old George would be grilling
you for details on your summer,
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but you'll notice new
George... he isn't going there.
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- Cool.
- It's not that new George isn't curious... he is...
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but he knows you're practically an adult,
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and you want people to respect
your privacy. He gets it.
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I mean, new George sounds great.
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So you know where to find
new George if you need him.
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He'll be hanging out,
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doing your laundry.
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[Alih Jay] ♪ Last night I
had a pleasant nightmare ♪
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2x01
Homecoming
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The jacket wasn't the
only thing I stumbled on
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during my summer in Manhattan.
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I also found an old cassette tape
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and a newfound interest in my mom.
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(Acoustic guitar playing)
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(Woman) ♪ against a woolen sweater ♪
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Early McLachlan? (Gasps)
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Lisa! (Sighs)
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I hide in your room sometimes
when you're not home.
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Who's the crooner?
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(Clears throat) Apparently...
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my mom.
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I found a box of her stuff
at my grandma's place.
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She's... good.
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Right?
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I'm not a record producer, Tessa.
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I've never claimed to be.
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I mean, could she play an intimate venue?
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Maybe. But if you're asking me
if she could sell out an arena?
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- I'm not.
- Good. 'Cause I'm not comfortable speculating.
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I wonder if she knew
she wanted to be a singer
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when she was my age.
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Yeah. She did.
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(Music stops)
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I wonder if I'm like her.
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I mean, it'd be cool if I
was like her in some way,
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wouldn't it?
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Cool? Tessa, I'm not Carson Daly,
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but if you can sing like her,
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you could definitely hold
your own in the Fall Follies.
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Fall Follies? What is it?
Some stupid talent show?
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(Laughs)
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Yes.
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(Playing "Taps")
Lisa: You see, child,
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every year when the pool
closes for the season,
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the umbrellas come down, the awnings go up,
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then and only then...
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is the sign-up for the
Fall Follies posted.
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People around here
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take the Follies pretty seriously, Tessa.
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My family participates every year,
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and every year, my
brother Ryan gets the solo.
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But this year, there's gonna be an upset.
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Lisa, is this from you?
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Because that's a cornish game hen.
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Sit down, mother.
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You're acting very peculiar.
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This reminds me of the time
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you chewed that entire package of aspergum.
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Did you chew something...
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I know, mother.
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I'm quite sure that I don't
know what you are talking about.
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I know.
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Now you listen to me.
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It was 1991. "Jungle
Fever" had just come out...
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I was talking about Ryan.
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I know he's adopted.
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Fred, get in here.
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What's going on? Why is everyone seated?
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Oh, is it dinner?
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She knows, Fred. Lisa knows.
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Oh. Look, it started out
mostly as bachelorette parties.
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I was trying to earn money for college.
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She knows about Ryan.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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Okay, now, Lisa, you have to understand.
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Back then, we thought
your mother was barren.
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Turned out I was just frigid.
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She couldn't feel joy inside.
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Until the day we adopted Ryan.
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He was just a few hours old,
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but already, he had the most
adorable little six-pack.
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We couldn't figure out
why our baby was so ripped
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until we met his birth mother.
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This is pre-pregnancy, I assume.
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Oh, no.
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She's full-term.
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Oh. That woman put us through hell.
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She changed her mind, then unchanged it,
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then rechanged it, then
changed it back again.
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When we got pregnant with the backup baby,
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we were relieved, but...
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part of us knew that
she'd come back for him.
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So we moved to Chatswin
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and altered the spelling of our last name,
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and we haven't heard from her since.
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I see.
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Well, that all sounds very tidy.
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And if you want it to stay tidy,
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things are gonna change.
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Noah: - Hey, George.
- In the kitchen!
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- Hey.
- Hey, buddy.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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It's an iced coffee. Don't judge me.
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What is your father doing to you? Huh?
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We're on our own here, George.
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Opus and me... we're flying solo.
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That's why I need you to talk to your girl.
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I got a cease and desist letter
this morning from her lawyer.
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- (Laughs) Have you been trying to poach Carmen from Dallas?
- No.
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I'm trying to recruit Carmen for
Opus. There's a big difference.
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So you're saying she was
looking for a job on her own?
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Are you calling me out in front of my baby?
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Who calls a man out in front of his baby?
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Hey. Oh. And still with
the, uh, jacket, huh?
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You sure you don't want me to
get that dry-cleaned for you?
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Whew! Tessa. (Squishing sound)
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- Oh, it's him. Sorry. My brood has poo'd.
- Oh!
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Ugh.
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- Dad?
- Yeah?
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Can I borrow your guitar?
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Aha!
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(Imitates British accent) Has someone
been lured to the Isle of Harmonia?
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Does thou need a trusty steed
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to transport ye to the
knoll of rock 'n' rollia?
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Never mind.
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(Normal voice) Sorry. Sorry. It's yours.
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I'll stop talking like that.
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So about the guitar...
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Yeah?
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I'm thinking of signing up
for the Fall Follies thingy...
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- Yeah?
- You know, since music runs in my blood.
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Yes! You're darned right it does.
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In fact, when... when I get a paper cut,
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it sounds a little something like...
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪
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I decided to let George enjoy his solo.
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I didn't have the heart to tell him
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it wasn't his blood I was referring to.
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(Jazz music playing)
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There. Right there. See that, Fred?
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See... see how your hand is open?
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You're losing the paw.
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This is the jazz hands section.
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It's the jazz paws section.
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Stop talking. Here comes the best part.
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♪ Get my dinner from a garbage can ♪
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(Cheers and applause)
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(Laughs)
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(Cheers and applause continue)
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- Fantastic.
- Thanks, Dad.
260
00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:12,035
You're so good. I love that.
261
00:10:12,086 --> 00:10:13,876
Okay, that's enough.
262
00:10:13,927 --> 00:10:14,964
Let's rehearse.
263
00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:18,063
Okay. Lots of energy from the top, guys.
264
00:10:18,097 --> 00:10:21,233
This is our last dress before the tech,
265
00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:23,252
so don't hold back, gang.
266
00:10:23,286 --> 00:10:26,183
Mom, I'm thinking I'm-a doing
it a little higher this year.
267
00:10:26,201 --> 00:10:27,403
You didn't tell him?
268
00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:28,539
♪ Dinner from a garbage ♪
269
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,430
(Falsetto voice) ♪ can ♪
270
00:10:29,499 --> 00:10:30,692
Tell him.
271
00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:32,177
Tell me what?
272
00:10:32,211 --> 00:10:36,055
Tell him, or I will tell him everything.
273
00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:40,635
Ryan, your father and I have decided
274
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,067
to give Lisa the solo this year.
275
00:10:42,187 --> 00:10:43,156
What?
276
00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:45,295
Why?
277
00:10:45,339 --> 00:10:46,825
Get out of the can, son.
278
00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:48,743
- No.
- It's Lisa's turn.
279
00:10:48,795 --> 00:10:50,658
She's gonna sing the line this year.
280
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,640
- Mm. No.
- Yes.
281
00:10:51,681 --> 00:10:53,135
- Everybody loves when I do it.
- Get out of the can.
282
00:10:53,192 --> 00:10:54,699
This is the part that they love best.
283
00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:56,643
Yes, but now it's Lisa's
turn to be loved best.
284
00:10:56,644 --> 00:10:58,259
- Get out of the can. Let's get out of the can.
- No. No. (Hisses)
285
00:10:58,272 --> 00:10:59,654
He's in character, Fred. He's in character!
286
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,640
- Get the mister. Get up. Get out of the can.
- Aah!
287
00:11:01,658 --> 00:11:04,759
- Shake him out. Shake him out. Get out of the can, Ryan!
- You get out of the can now. Get out!
288
00:11:04,828 --> 00:11:07,474
(Grunts and hisses) Shoo.
289
00:11:07,594 --> 00:11:10,098
Shelia: Are you happy
now, Lisa? Are you happy?!
290
00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:11,713
(Hisses)
291
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,513
Why, yes, mother.
292
00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,898
Yes, I am.
293
00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:23,131
There are just a few small
scratches on the body...
294
00:11:23,781 --> 00:11:25,131
One right there,
295
00:11:25,378 --> 00:11:29,563
and then a tiny crack on the...
one, two, three... fourth fret.
296
00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:33,623
Other than that, she is in mint condish.
297
00:11:35,051 --> 00:11:38,129
I'll just initial it for you.
298
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,468
(Strings resonate)
299
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,751
Enjoy.
300
00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:42,399
Thanks. (Strings resonate)
301
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:44,405
(Chuckles)
302
00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:46,753
(Chuckles) Looks good on you.
303
00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:50,907
(Playing chords)
304
00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:53,102
That's not supposed to
be "Peace Train," is it?
305
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,597
- No.
- 'Cause you really gotta open it up
306
00:11:54,604 --> 00:11:56,761
- if you're doing "Peace Train."
- I'm not doing "Peace Train," George.
307
00:11:56,762 --> 00:11:58,062
Oh, okay.
308
00:11:58,182 --> 00:11:59,799
I'm actually
309
00:11:59,817 --> 00:12:01,768
trying to learn a song that my mom wrote.
310
00:12:03,237 --> 00:12:04,204
Oh.
311
00:12:04,238 --> 00:12:06,847
Uh, f... first the jacket? Now the music?
312
00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:09,159
I didn't... I didn't know you were...
313
00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:11,661
You were interested in that kinda... thing.
314
00:12:11,712 --> 00:12:14,943
Well, I... I wasn't before.
315
00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:17,283
But now I am.
316
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,203
Yeah.
317
00:12:20,237 --> 00:12:22,475
Is that...
318
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:23,840
cool?
319
00:12:23,891 --> 00:12:26,926
Cool? Yeah, of course it's cool.
320
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,012
Why wouldn't it be cool?
321
00:12:29,063 --> 00:12:30,880
Yeah. (Laughs)
322
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,599
- Lisa is out of control.
- (Lowered voice) I know.
323
00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,043
Do you know she deleted
324
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,753
all my "Californications" from the DVR?
325
00:12:38,787 --> 00:12:40,366
(Whispers) Who deleted those...
326
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,375
filthy recordings doesn't matter.
327
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,539
What matters is Lisa has to be stopped.
328
00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:46,316
I knew we shouldn't have
kept all the family secrets
329
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,709
in the potting shed. It's too accessible.
330
00:12:48,743 --> 00:12:51,002
Lisa knows that the thought of losing Ryan
331
00:12:51,027 --> 00:12:52,329
terrifies us more than anything.
332
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,330
So all we have to figure out is
333
00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:57,039
what terrifies her more than anything.
334
00:12:58,703 --> 00:13:01,037
I think we both know the answer to that.
335
00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:03,890
(Gasps) (Doorbell rings)
336
00:13:04,603 --> 00:13:06,218
Carmen. Door.
337
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,724
Dallas: I'll get it!
338
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:10,193
Don't you dare move, Carmen! I got it!
339
00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:12,195
(Door opens and closes)
340
00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:13,897
(Rustling)
341
00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:17,202
Psst! Dalia, this is for Carmen.
342
00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:19,069
Quick! Help me burn it before she sees.
343
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:19,852
(Mouth full) Okay.
344
00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:21,254
Dalia Oprah,
345
00:13:21,288 --> 00:13:24,491
we are in clear and present
danger of losing Carmen.
346
00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:28,839
Uncle Noah keeps sending her
all kinds of gift baskets,
347
00:13:28,889 --> 00:13:30,096
trying to steal her away.
348
00:13:30,121 --> 00:13:33,074
This week alone, I have
burned three dozen roses,
349
00:13:33,194 --> 00:13:34,450
cruise tickets,
350
00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:36,758
and a plush white Teddy Bear, and now...
351
00:13:36,878 --> 00:13:37,442
(Thud)
352
00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:39,212
I have to burn these lemon bars.
353
00:13:39,663 --> 00:13:40,697
(Hissing) (Gasps)
354
00:13:40,731 --> 00:13:43,700
It's no use. They won't take.
355
00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:45,881
They're just caramelizing,
getting more delicious.
356
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:49,804
(Gasps) Look at that.
It's downright brulée'd.
357
00:13:50,007 --> 00:13:50,974
(Hissing stops)
358
00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,312
(Mouth full) Oh, no!
359
00:13:55,346 --> 00:13:58,002
Dalia, they're scrumptious.
360
00:13:58,058 --> 00:13:59,616
(Hissing)
361
00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:01,869
Are those my lemon bars?
362
00:14:01,888 --> 00:14:04,059
That's it. I've had enough!
363
00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:05,923
Wait, Carmen! Don't leave!
364
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:08,213
I know what you did to that Teddy Bear.
365
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,696
Oh! Oh!
366
00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:15,094
Oh! Look at the soot, Carmen!
You gotta clean up the soot!
367
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:16,315
Look at all this Teddy bear soot.
368
00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:17,979
You don't want me tracking Teddy Bear soot
369
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,643
all through the house, do you?
370
00:14:19,763 --> 00:14:22,327
Mommy, I got this.
371
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,080
Carmen...
372
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,214
I just want to let you know that
373
00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:30,736
even if you decide not to
be a housekeeper anymore,
374
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,871
I'll always think of you as a housekeeper.
375
00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:35,742
Even if you, like, cure cancer,
376
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:38,844
to me, you'll always be a housekeeper.
377
00:14:39,697 --> 00:14:41,968
And I want you to know that.
378
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,521
I'm not sure that worked.
379
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,756
(Playing chords)
380
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:54,457
(Humming)
381
00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:58,931
Here you go, sir. (Coins clatter)
382
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,539
Have you ever employed someone
who meant the world to you?
383
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:08,323
No.
384
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:10,875
I lost my nanny today,
385
00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:14,629
and the worst part is what
I just said two seconds ago.
386
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,000
No offense, Dalia,
387
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,183
but why does someone your
age need a nanny anyway?
388
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:21,130
When your day is dark,
a nanny can make it light
389
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,838
by turning on a light.
390
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:25,653
And if you're hungry, but
you're not in a restaurant,
391
00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:27,974
a nanny can call a restaurant and order in.
392
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:29,995
And if you're on the beach
393
00:15:30,052 --> 00:15:31,814
and you only see one set of footprints,
394
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,212
it's because your nanny's carrying you.
395
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,120
Wow.
396
00:15:37,155 --> 00:15:38,922
And you know how you suck at guitar?
397
00:15:38,956 --> 00:15:41,858
A nanny would pretend like
you don't suck at guitar.
398
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,543
But I'm not your nanny.
399
00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:45,462
Well, thanks for not sugarcoating it.
400
00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:46,435
You suck at guitar.
401
00:15:46,436 --> 00:15:49,216
No. No. No. I... I got
it. Heard and understood.
402
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,415
Okay.
403
00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:55,022
Good luck at the talent show.
404
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,479
I didn't need Dalia to tell me
405
00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,093
that the only thing I had a talent for
406
00:15:59,118 --> 00:16:01,214
was kidding myself.
407
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,394
Kidding myself into thinking
408
00:16:07,395 --> 00:16:10,285
I had a connection with
someone I'd never even met.
409
00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:13,206
- Lisa, set the table for dinner.
- I'm sorry.
410
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:15,885
Don't you mean Ryan should
set the table for dinner?
411
00:16:16,005 --> 00:16:17,812
No, I mean you.
412
00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:20,152
And get your feet down.
This isn't San Diego.
413
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:22,285
I don't like your tone, mother.
414
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:25,019
Oh, no? Then you're
really not gonna like this.
415
00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:29,136
Your father and I have decided
to give the solo back to Ryan.
416
00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:32,737
Really?
417
00:16:32,771 --> 00:16:34,756
Well...
418
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,438
I guess I'll just have
to tell Ryan the truth.
419
00:16:37,476 --> 00:16:38,893
You could,
420
00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,679
but there's a chance he'll leave
421
00:16:40,854 --> 00:16:43,281
to go find his birth mother,
422
00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:46,980
and that would leave just you and I.
423
00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:49,720
Lots of quality time.
424
00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:52,907
You would have my undivided attention.
425
00:16:59,612 --> 00:17:01,165
Well played, mother.
426
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,817
Very well played.
427
00:17:16,356 --> 00:17:17,334
George, open up!
428
00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,486
We know you're harboring Carmen!
429
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,119
(Door squeaks)
430
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:24,497
Oh! He reeks of ranchero!
431
00:17:24,617 --> 00:17:26,531
- She's not here.
- Oh, I see.
432
00:17:26,543 --> 00:17:28,670
And I suppose that's
someone else's gold Corolla
433
00:17:28,671 --> 00:17:32,349
with custom Carmen plates
parked in your driveway.
434
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,154
Carmen: George! Flour or corn?
435
00:17:35,947 --> 00:17:36,835
(Clenches teeth) Corn!
436
00:17:36,879 --> 00:17:38,393
He's trying to steal Carmen.
437
00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:39,757
I am not.
438
00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:41,459
But frankly, I wouldn't blame Carmen
439
00:17:41,465 --> 00:17:43,198
if she didn't wanna work
with either one of you.
440
00:17:43,205 --> 00:17:45,297
You're both acting crazy.
441
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:47,815
And you know what?
442
00:17:48,047 --> 00:17:50,135
The two of you are so
anxious to hire someone
443
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,672
to take care of your kids,
but this time is precious.
444
00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,962
And sooner or later,
they're gonna push you away.
445
00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:58,865
And then you're gonna miss
the times when they did.
446
00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:02,551
Trust me. I know.
447
00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:06,130
(Door creaks)
448
00:18:09,636 --> 00:18:11,463
Okay. Rock-paper-scissors for Carmen.
449
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,015
Yeah.
450
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:16,645
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
451
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,998
That's it, buddy. We got her!
452
00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:24,026
George had been in the dad game long enough
453
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,522
to know that sometimes,
454
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,899
just when you've convinced
yourself that you're not needed,
455
00:18:27,964 --> 00:18:30,952
that might be when your
kid needs you the most.
456
00:18:31,127 --> 00:18:34,780
Mr. Wolfe: And now a dance
from the "Medium" fan club
457
00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:36,507
of the TV show "Medium."
458
00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:40,142
♪
459
00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:42,150
(Whispering) Hey! Hey!
460
00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:44,121
You forgot the guitar.
461
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,098
(Whispering) I didn't
forget the guitar, George.
462
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,269
It turns out I'm not like her,
463
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:49,927
and I suck.
464
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,968
(Lowered voice) You know what?
465
00:18:56,088 --> 00:19:00,147
Sometimes you remind me
so much of your mother.
466
00:19:04,146 --> 00:19:06,198
It's the jacket.
467
00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:08,588
No, it's not the jacket.
468
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,560
I used to have to give your mom a pep talk
469
00:19:12,592 --> 00:19:14,975
every time before she got up onstage.
470
00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:17,847
She always thought she was gonna suck.
471
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,933
And sometimes she did. (Chuckles)
472
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:26,450
But most of the time...
473
00:19:26,981 --> 00:19:28,552
she was pretty damn good.
474
00:19:28,589 --> 00:19:29,478
It was the first time
475
00:19:29,515 --> 00:19:32,018
I had ever heard George
talk like that about my mom,
476
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,857
and the old George would
have felt too threatened
477
00:19:33,869 --> 00:19:35,427
to draw a comparison between us,
478
00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:37,398
but the new George must have known
479
00:19:37,404 --> 00:19:39,745
it was gonna make me feel better...
480
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,522
because it did.
481
00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:44,744
(Amplified voice) Wow! Oh, wow.
482
00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:47,728
I honestly still can't
believe that show got canceled.
483
00:19:48,348 --> 00:19:52,483
Up next is Tessa Alt...
oh, she's not back here.
484
00:19:52,603 --> 00:19:55,661
(Singsongy) Tessa? Tessa Altman?
485
00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:58,937
(Normal voice) Are you in, or are you out?
486
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:01,773
I'm in.
487
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:05,246
Hey. It's not too late to do "Peace Train."
488
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:07,016
(Scoffs) Dad.
489
00:20:11,164 --> 00:20:12,910
(Clears throat)
490
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,546
(Amplified voice) This is
a song that my mom wrote,
491
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:20,780
and my dad's the one who
taught me how to play guitar
492
00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:26,062
one million years ago, so
if I suck, it's their fault.
493
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:32,387
♪ Against a woolen sweater that was blue ♪
494
00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:35,970
♪ that's all that I remember ♪
495
00:20:35,971 --> 00:20:38,456
♪ of you ♪
496
00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:43,899
♪ before you learned to
walk, I learned to run ♪
497
00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:49,679
♪ guess the ants really
go marching one by one ♪
498
00:20:49,686 --> 00:20:52,770
♪ when a train rolls in ♪
499
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:56,561
♪ the doors open, I get in ♪
500
00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:59,753
♪ last night, I had ♪
501
00:20:59,873 --> 00:21:02,913
♪ a pleasant nightmare ♪
502
00:21:02,925 --> 00:21:04,170
♪ na-na-na-na ♪
503
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:06,752
There are lots of things besides DNA.
504
00:21:06,779 --> 00:21:08,118
That connect people,
505
00:21:08,238 --> 00:21:11,347
and as the shays watched their potting shed
506
00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:13,211
and all its secrets burn to the ground,
507
00:21:13,217 --> 00:21:14,850
they reminded themselves,
508
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:17,358
sometimes the things we hold on to...
509
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,348
♪ na-na-na-na ♪
510
00:21:18,354 --> 00:21:21,801
Aren't nearly as important
as the things we let go of.
511
00:21:22,154 --> 00:21:25,136
♪ na-na-na-na ♪
512
00:21:26,058 --> 00:21:29,027
(Song ends)
513
00:21:29,644 --> 00:21:34,411
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