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Please, stop it!

Stop!

I'll do whatever
you want, please!

Please, stop,
don't do this, please!

Why are you doing to me?

Stop it, please!

Please, please, please, please!

I'll do anything!

Please, don't kill me!

Let me go, please!

I'll do anything you
want, anything, anything!

Please!

Oh, Sam?

It's unusual to have
you stop by my office

this early in the morning.

I have some
wonderful news for you.

And that might be?

I had a call from Medical Board.

They have announced that
they are honoring you

as the foremost brain
surgeon in the country.

That means that you
will be the recipient

of the prestigious
Mayflower Award.

You know, this is just
so good for the hospital.

Yeah, well, that being said,

congratulations, my friend.

They couldn't have given
it to a more deserving guy.

Thank you, Sam.

If you only knew.

Thank you, Sam.

And how long
has she been missing?

Uh, I think about five days.

And how old is she?

20.

What was she wearing
the last time you saw her?

Um, jeans and her
favorite T-shirt,

but she loves to wear dresses.

She's got a lotta clothes.

Is it normal for her
to disappear like this

for long periods of time?

No, uh, she never does this!

Even her best friend
doesn't know where she is,

and I called the school
and her work.

All right, do you
have a photograph?

Yes.

OK, Zukowski!

I went to her apartment,

and the dog was unsated
and thirsty, I'm just not...

Why don't you take my card.

If you hear anything from her,

- please don't hesitate to call.
- OK.

Now, this officer will go
ahead and show you out, arright?

Please, detective,
whatever you can do,

she's all we've got.

We're gonna do everything
we can to find her, OK?

- OK.
- All right.

All right, that
brings us to six missing persons

in the last three months.

That's frustrating,
and I don't see a pattern

or a connection to
any of these people,

let alone any bodies
showing up anywhere.

Yeah, it beats the
shit outta me, too.

Listen, Davenport, I want
you to run cross-references

on high schools,
colleges, clubs,

anything else you can
think of that might, uh,

make a connection
with these people.

I'm on it, I'll also
check with the hospitals,

see if there's any
John or Jane Does,

as well as the coroner to see

if there's any
unidentified bodies.

Arright, sounds good.

Come on, people, talk to me!

Help me find you.

I am so very sorry.

You know how much
Annie loves Maria.

She would give her own
kidney if she could.

It was a freak accident that
both her kidneys got damaged.

Accident or not, if she
had kept an eye on her,

none of this would
have happened.

For God's sake, she's
our only child,

and if she doesn't get a
kidney, she, she'll die.

So, Sophia, I've
been making calls,

searching the internet,

contacting all my business
associates throughout Europe.

I've even checked the
experimental possibilities.

The hospital is doing
everything it can.

It's not like we
can't afford it,

and she's almost at the
top of the waiting list!

But David,
she's only got two weeks!

Listen, I don't
care what it takes,

you find a kidney for
our baby girl.

Excuse me,

I really don't
mean to bother you.

What can I do for you?

Actually, it's what I might

be able to do for you.

One kidney, patient's name?

All right, got it,
there's a small rush fee.

Once we verify the deposit,
we'll have the kidney delivered.

Arright.

So?

Well, Sis, we have an
order for one kidney.

Male or female?

Not that it
matters, but it's for a female.

How much do we get?

125K.

Holy shit, you're too much!

What, it's a rush order
and keep your voice down!

You don't want Mom to
hear you cursing, do you?

She's gonna be so happy!

Mom, I got some good news!

Oh, I'll be right there.

She's gonna lose
her fucking cookies!

Stop, she's gonna
hear you cursing!

Why's she gonna
lose her cookies?

She's got her eyes on a
purse that costs three grand.

That's why Dad can't freak out.

Good point, let's hope
the donor and patient

are a match type for the kidney.

- I'm gonna call him.
- OK.

Hello?

Hey, Daddy, it's me.

We have an order for a kidney,

but I guess you know
that since you have a guy

stationed near the hospital
for needy patients.

OK, one kidney
coming up after dinner.

Is your mom home?

Yeah, hang on.

Hi, honey, how was your day?

Well, as my head nurse, you
should be the first to know.

I am being honored as the
country's leading brain surgeon.

Oh, Lewis, that is fantastic,

and you certainly deserve it.

Think of all the
lives you've saved.

Congratulations, I think
this calls for a celebration!

How 'bout I make that special
souffle for dinner tonight?

Sounds great, look, I have
to make a stop on the way home,

so I will see you
in a little bit, OK?

Love you, OK.

OK, kids, let's make this a
special night for your father.

I want everything to be perfect.

In the meantime, could
you please go check

on our patients' meds, give
them their sponge baths,

and change those bandages.

Sure, Mom.

Thank you.

Oh, Mom?

Yes, baby?

Can I please
practice my technique?

Come on, Mom,
there's no salvos left,

so she can't damage anything.

Come on, please,
please, please, please?

I guess that'll be OK.

You have assisted your
father and I a lot.

You kids go have fun.

- Thank you.
- OK, babies.

We finally get to play doctor!

I know right, yeah.

I'll race you.

Yeah, you OK?

- Yeah.
- Let's go!

Scott, unplug the machine,

I'll just roll him
into the next room.

OK.

Ready, Doctor?

Ready, Doctor.

OK, Nicole, we're
ready to remove the brain.

All right, you are a
very cool brother, mwah!

All right.

That is so rad!

All right, I need
to grind the bones

that I use in the garden.

If you don't mind
checking on our patients,

I'll finish up here.

No, it'll be my pleasure.

All right.

I'll go pu this on ice.

So Davenport, anything
come back with your search?

Not a thing, I have a
few calls out to my friends

at the bureau, maybe they'll
come up with a connection.

I'll be surprised if they do.

This just feels local to me,

and something about these
people just doesn't fit.

I mean, did you
check with their employers?

Yes, and they're not
connected to any single company.

All right, let's go back
to the families again.

See if maybe they
knew each other.

Let's also check,
uh, medical history.

Maybe they had the same doctor,

and, uh, let's get phone
bills, credit card statements,

you know, the usual shit, Jules.

This isn't my first
barbecue, Ralph.

Eh, well, somebody's
got a bone to pick.

Really?

How's everyone feeling today?

Fuck you.

What'd you just say?

I said, fuck you.

You and your family are
fucking crazy and sick!

Fuck me?

That kind of language is
gonna cost ya something.

Good job, Nicole.

Aw, the poor boy fainted
from a little pain,

and if any of you even
thinks of telling my mother

about me cursing, I'll cut
your fucking tongue out

just for the fun of it!

All set, Sis?

Yeah, how 'bout you?

I'm hungry.

Yeah, me, too, I'll
finish up their meds,

and I'll meet you up there.

OK.

Now, as you know, we
are a no-nonsense group

that only focus on results.

We do not limit you to
specific territories,

and we encourage
door-to-door solicitations.

Now, please review the
envelopes in front of you

about how to approach
potential clients.

I have a question, Marvin.

Yes, Mindy, what
can I do for you?

Well, since we don't have
any specific territories,

and you want us to get listings,

how far can we go
to get the listings?

Well, I'm not sure where
that question is coming from.

Can you be just a little
bit more specific?

What I mean
is, do we bring cookies

or can we flirt?

Well, Mindy, I
suggest you discover

what works best for you.

If cookies doesn't do it and
flirting gets you in the door,

then I don't see
anything wrong with that,

but keep in mind you
represent Sonic Realty,

so be cautious not
to cross the line!

Well, Marv, if
neither approach works

and some of my other
ideas don't pan out,

don't expect me to show
up for work ever again.

And we should be so lucky.

Well, Mindy, I know that
you are resourceful,

so please, just go
out there and get 'em.

I have a few ideas to present
that should knock 'em dead.

OK, that's it everybody,
everybody just have a great day.

OK, neighborhood.

You're it,

be ready for me,
because here I come.

I will not take no for an
answer, so you might as well

invite me in for my pitch.

Hello?

Hi, honey, how are our
honeymoon plans coming along?

I drew a blank with
my guys at the bureau.

Uh-huh.

What's weird is
that each one of these victims

have completely different jobs.

Well, there's gotta be
something that connects

these people, I mean,
they didn't just vanish.

Maybe it was aliens.

You know, at
this point, I would take that.

All right, let's go
back to the beginning.

See if maybe we
overlooked a link.

We've already checked
a thousand times,

and there doesn't seem
to be any connection!

Look, I agree,
just dig deeper, OK?

Go back to the childhood,
maybe they went

to the same summer
camp or something.

You're starting to sound like
this is a revenge situation.

Listen, honestly, I
don't have a fucking clue

what's going on here,
and until we find a body,

we have to consider that
these people are together.

Hey, what if they're
planning a heist?

Let me see if I
understand this correctly.

We have a political intern,
a construction salesman,

a cosmetics lady,
a census taker,

and a Bible thumper
and, my favorite,

the Girl Scout troop
leader who sells cookies.

My guess is that they
probably all teamed up

with your aliens to
plan the heist, right?

Yeah, that works.

Hey, guys, hey, you know what?

It's cool, we cracked
the case, it's aliens.

And your ideas are
so much better, Ralph.

Oh, wait, you don't have any.

No solicitors,
we'll see about that!

May I help you?

Why, yes, my name is Mindy,

and I represent Sonic Realty.

I noticed how beautiful
your house is,

and I was wondering if you
would consider selling it.

Who's at the door?

It's a realtor wondering if
we wanted to sell the house.

Can you handle it?

Yeah, I got it, Mom.

Sorry about that.

As I was saying,
your house is perfect

for a few clients I have
that are in the market.

I appreciate that, but I
don't know how that stuff works.

Oh, I can show you
how it all works.

So, what'd be the first step?

It would be helpful
to see the house.

When would you like to see it?

Well, I have some time
right now if you're free.

Hey, I have a great idea.

My dad's actually on his way
home for dinner right now

and since it would
be his decision,

and if you're not busy, why
don't you stay for dinner

and have a chat with my dad.

Only if you will be
joining us for dinner

and some chat.

Please, come in.

I hope you like rump roast.

Mm, sounds delicious, and
I have cookies for dessert.

Mindy, this is
my sister, Nicole.

Oh, oh!

What a pleasure to meet you.

It's nice to meet you, Mindy.

Are you here for my brother?

Actually, Nicole,
Mindy's a realtor.

She's interested in
our house to sell.

Oh, really?

I told her Dad
was on his way home,

and she can go over
the details with him.

I also invited Mindy for dinner.

I hope I'm not
interrupting a family dinner!

Not at all, sweetie, why
don't we have a glass of wine?

Do you prefer white or red?

Whatever you have open is fine.

Great.

Nicole, why don't you take
Mindy into the family room?

I'll get some drinks,
we have both open.

OK, then, red wine, please.

Mindy, this is our mom.

Nice to meet you.

I brought cookies.

Oh, how very sweet, thank you!

I overheard you'll be
staying for dinner, perfect!

Scott, drinks, please?

Sure, Mom.

OK, so, tell us how
you've come to our home.

Well, there are no
boundaries at our company,

and, to be honest, I just
pointed to a neighborhood

on the map and your
area is what I chose!

What about your coworkers.

Wouldn't someone
have picked this area

or have it assigned
by your boss?

Actually, no, and my boss has
no clue where I am!

We're free to solicit business
wherever we feel comfortable.

Wow, I wish I had a boss
that didn't care where I was.

And you don't have to call
in or anything like that?

No, it's a really cool job!

No micromanagement, I'm
free to do as I choose,

as long as I get results.

Well, Mindy, we're
gonna do everything we can

to make you feel very
comfortable with us!

That sounds great!

You are such nice people,
I could stay here forever!

That sounds fabulous.

And we can arrange that.

Come on in, let's have some
drinks, play some games.

You just, you know.

I'm actually hungry!

What did you find out?

She's perfect, no
reporting to a boss,

and no one knows where she is.

Now, all we gotta do
is find out what car

she came with and ditch it.

That's the idea.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, so you've got a busy week
ahead of you, that I heard,

in district two, huh?

Mm-hmm.

OK, oh!

You ladies having
a nice conversation?

Mm.

Scott, you're always
good at giving toasts.

How about one?

Sure, Mom.

Here's to meeting a new
friend that will, hopefully,

be with us long enough
to make a lotta money.

I'll drink to that.

Money's a good thing,

and I hope my being
here brings you lots.

I'm sure you will.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Mm, delicious!

Mm-hmm.

Boy, that dinner
smells delicious!

It's the freshest
meat you can get!

You look pretty edible yourself.

As do you.

Hello, I'm home!

We're in the family
room and we have company!

Hmm.

Hello, baby!

Hi, Daddy!

Mm, glad you're home.

Hello, doll.

Hi.

Dad, I'd like you to meet Mindy.

Please, sit down.

To what do we owe this pleasure?

Mindy is a realtor.

She has clients that may be
interested in buying our home.

Well, that sounds promising.

We thought we'd have
cocktails and then dinner,

and then show her the
house before dessert.

They forgot to mention I plan

on making you lots of money.

I'm sure you will.

You look very healthy.

Oh, I work out
three times a week,

so I'm in excellent condition.

What do you do?

Actually, I'm a brain surgeon.

Oh, that's amazing!

I don't know how you do that,

the sight of blood
makes me weak.

Most people feel that way.

No, our surgery's
very specialized.

Nicole, would you please
help me serve the dinner?

Scotty, open a nice
bottle of wine for dinner.

Sure.

Oh, oh, please don't
go to any trouble!

Don't be silly, it's
no trouble at all.

Salud.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, this smells delicious!

What kind of meat is it?

See if you can guess.

Mindy, be careful of Scott,
he's a practical joker.

Oh, I grew up with a
brother, so I'm used to that.

Mm, not sure, but it is tasty.

Well, good.

Mm, maybe I need some more
wine to cleanse my palette.

Cheers.

OK, one more bite,
and then I will guess.

Oh,

mm!

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

I'm glad you're
enjoying the meal.

It's Mama's special recipe.

Yeah, kind of a family secret.

I'm going to guess it is, um,

a wild animal of some type.

In this case, you are close.

I get it, did
you hunt this, Scott?

You got me, I made the kill.

Am I good or what?

Oh, my apology.

No, darling, we all do it.

That's never
happened to me before!

Must be too much wine.

Sweetheart, no such thing.

Wine is the nectar of the gods!

So, Mindy, do you
have a boyfriend?

Why, Scotty, are you
interested or curious or...

We're all very interested.

Ooh, family affair.

Oh, that did not sound right!

I did not mean it that way.

That's OK, we're a tight family.

Oh, nothing kinky, I hope.

Of course not.

We do run a family
business, though, um.

Rachel is head nurse,

and Scott and Nicole run
the back office for orders.

I thought you were
a brain surgeon.

I am, but we also have
a small side business.

Mm, what kind of business?

We're in the parts business.

Body parts.

For cars?

No, we deal with
real body parts.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

When you say real body parts,

do you mean you have
a tattoo business?

Maybe you should have
another sip of wine.

It will help you
with your transition.

Transmission?

Oh-ho-OK, well done.

Let's get her downstairs.

And get the IV going so
she sleeps all evening.

Let's see what we got going.

Is everyone comfortable?

Oh, you poor boy!

Nicole, please put a bit
more morphine in his drip

to ease his discomfort.

But, Mom, he said
the F-word to me.

Well, that wasn't very nice!

You know, their little
brother never understood

the importance of not
using foul language.

May he rest in peace.

William, you promise me not to
use that bad language again,

and I will give you
some pain relief.

Mom, he can't speak, remember?

Hmm, well, I'm in a good
mood, so give him what he needs.

So, which patient is
a donor for the kidney?

Jack.

Have you checked
him for a match?

Yes, Dad, it's perfect.

OK, prep him up.

Scott, do you have the
donor carrying case ready?

All set, Dad.

Rachel, are we ready?

Yes, Doctor.

Oh, so formal!

Well, you are

the leading brain
surgeon in the country!

I suppose you
are correct, darling, yes.

Scalpel?

Scalpel.

Organ skin retractor.

Skin retractor.

Here, honey,
for your first solo,

but first, tell me
what do you see.

I see the right
and left renal artery.

Excellent,
my daughter the doctor!

Nicole we are so proud of you!

You're going to make
an excellent surgeon.

Good work, sweetheart.

Thanks, Daddy.

OK, let's lift it out, and...

From the kidneys I've seen,

this one looks pretty healthy.

Excellent eyes.

This is a good specimen.

Good work,
sweetheart, good work.

Thanks, Daddy.

Maybe I
should ask for more money.

That's my boy!

Kay, you got it?

Got it.

OK.

OK, I'll make
arrangements for the delivery.

Yes, please.

How may I help you.

Good evening, Ma'am.

I'm Detective Swarez, this
is Detective Davenport.

We're investigating
some missing persons.

Have you seen any
of these people?

No, I can't say that I have.

Any John or Jane Does in the ER?

No, and as you
know, we're required

to notify the police
if any come in.

Of course, we won't take
up any more of your time.

Here's my card, if
anything does come in,

will you please contact us?

Sure.

Thank you very much.

This is the
organ donor that was requested.

Order number 3445KDN.

Please sign in here
for proof of delivery.

Of course!

This couldn't have
come at a better time.

This is certainly gonna
save that girl's life.

We've done
everything that we can.

I'm so sorry to
say, but your son

is in critical need
of a new heart.

The valves were too badly
damaged in the accident.

Please say this
isn't happening to me.

Do something!

Why can't you do something?

You just fix it!

How long do you think
you can keep him alive

while we wait for a new heart?

We have him on life support,

but we can't have
him there for long.

Do whatever it takes, Doc.

All right.

I'm at the
hospital making the delivery.

There's a couple in need
of a heart for their son.

Just a heads up, there
were some cops here

inquiring about some
missing persons.

OK, got it, thanks.

Is everything all right, dear?

Yeah, Mom, just
some cops snooping

around the hospital
about missing persons.

Good news is, it seems
a heart is needed.

I'll make the call
and negotiate the fee.

Great, Mom,

it looks like you're
gonna get that new dress!

Dress, what dress?

Oh, come on, Daddy,
it's a really cute dress

that Mom really needs,
and it's on sale!

Oh, boy, those dreaded words!

What words?

On sale.

Now, boys, it's important

that us girls look
and feel our best.

All right, do I
dare ask the cost?

Not unless you wanna
be the next heart donor.

Are you almost done?

Mom's souffle is about ready.

Was it rude that we
didn't serve Mindy a dessert?

Not really, Mom only
made enough for four.

Besides that, she's
trailer trash.

She probably doesn't even
know what souffle is.

Kay, then I guess it
worked out perfectly.

Uh-huh, so what do you
think about my new blouse?

I don't think
Mindy will miss it.

I know right!

I gotta call the
couple that needs a heart

and get their permission from
the doctor to get the specs

and see if we have a match,

and I won't mix and
distribute the chips

until tomorrow
during the day, so.

OK, well, don't be too long

otherwise I'm gonna
eat your souffle.

Don't you dare!

You've been warned!

Oh, um, by the way,
Mom needs some milk

for coffee in the morning,

do you wanna walk with me
to the store after dessert?

I'd love to, but I still
got a lot of chippin' to do.

OK, do you need anything?

No, I'm good.

All right.

How are we even related?

Blood, baby!

If you make a sound
or scream for help,

I swear to God, I'm gonna
snap your fuckin' neck!

I'm gonna take my hand away now.

You understand what'll
happen if you scream, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm, what do you want?

Do you want money, I
have a 50 in my pocket.

I don't want your
money, I want you!

Hey, hey, hey, listen!

There's no need
to get rough, OK?

I love sex, it excites me
to do it with a stranger.

If you like sex so
much, show me your tits!

OK, OK, let go, let go.

Can't be so rough with a lady,

otherwise you're
not gonna get any.

Stop lyin'.

You want more?

Yeah, show me.

- OK.
- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Why don't you lie down
and let me pleasure you?

All right, one false move,

and I'll snap your
neck like a pretzel.

We got it.

Ah-ah, lemme do that.

Part of the turn on for me.

(man groaning over knife
crunching through flesh

It woulda tasted
better with mustard.

Ralph, I just got a call
that there's a dead body

at the corner of the convenience
store at Forest and Main.

You got a cause of death?

Yes, apparently, the
throat was the killing blow.

What does that mean?

Well, it seems that
he's missing his penis.

What do you mean
he's missing his penis?

I mean it's missing as in gone,

and according to the
officer at the crime scene,

it was cut clean with a knife,

and there's no
trace of the penis.

OK, got it, yeah.

Uh, sounds like we might have
a collector on our hands.

Why would anyone
wanna collect a...

I don't know why any
sicko collects any part

after they kill
someone, but it happens.

Let's just get down there before
they contaminate the scene.

Good point, we wouldn't
want any dick-tectives

to contaminate the crime scene.

Funny, Jules, real funny.

Get your gloves.

Why?

Oh, hey, I don't
know, maybe because

you're gonna be
playing dick-tective

until you find me that
penis, that's why.

You have no sense of humor.

Hey, at least it's
not a missing person!

Gloves, and you
owe me a hot dog!

Jesus Christ, that's
pretty fuckin' gruesome!

Yeah, I've seen worse.

Hey, Doc.

You got a time of death for us?

Well, according
to the body temp,

I'd guess no more
than two hours.

All right, sounds good.

OK, guys, I'll confirm
the cause of death ASAP.

All right, thanks.

I found this by the bushes.

Looks expensive.

Looks like our perp is a woman.

Mm, all right, let's
see, we've got a woman,

an angry tranny or a sick
couple into some nasty shit.

Bag it and tag it for forensics.

Hello?

Can anyone hear me, help!

Somebody help me, please!

What the fuck is going on here?

No one can hear you,
and there's no escape,

so save your strength.

For what, what's
with the oxygen tent?

That's the last stop.

Before?

Before you die.

Did you say die, what?

God, why, I have no disease!

Did you try to
sell them anything?

Sort of, I-I'm a realtor.

Bad house to call on.

Does anybody know that
you're at this address?

No.

My boss never asks
and we never tell

in fear of another broker
trying to steal the listing.

Then you'll never leave here.

I don't understand.

Lewis is a doctor and
his wife is a nurse.

Why would they keep
us here and for what?

Don't you people have
any family or friends

that will notice
that you're missing?

I'm a single mom.

My boys will be six years old.

The last time I saw was when
I dropped them off at school.

Who's gonna
take care of my boys?

My mom is in a home.

I'm all that she has left.

It kills me to think of her
staring out that window,

waiting for me to visit
and I'm not gonna be there.

My wife died three years ago

and my kids rarely visit.

I've two cats and two dogs,

and they've been at my
apartment ever since I got here.

Must look great by now.

Poor critters.

I'm confused, what is
it they want from us?

I don't know how
to tell you this,

but they sell our body parts.

Again with the body parts!

What are you talking about?

They farm out our
kidneys, lungs, heart,

anything they can sell
on the black market.

And it gets worse.

How can it get
any worse than that?

They're cannibals.

Dad, here's our profit
report from last month.

Scott, this looks fantastic.

Thanks, man.

Well, time to go to work
, have a good day, baby.

Bye, mwah.

See ya, good buddy.

Later, Dad.

Oh, I forgot to take
something out for dinner.

Nicole, could you please
take care of that.

Hey, Mom, Scott
and I are wondering

if you can make the
appetizers we like.

Fresh or frozen?

- Fresh.
- Agreed.

We will also need a small
roast with the bone in.

OK.

Bye, babies.

Bye.

So, Sis, fresh
roast and appetizers!

You got the key?

Oh, let's go!

Every time!

Ha, beat you.

Come on, Nicole, you cheated!

Bullshit, how?

You pushed me to the wall.

Sore loser!

Excuse me, there
must be some mistake.

I'm not sick so can
I please go home.

Isn't she cute,
she wants to go home!

My boss knows where I am,

and he will send the
police looking for me.

Good try, but you
told us your boss

and fellow workers have
no clue where you are.

Mm-hmm.

And for tellin' a fib, I
think you need to be punished.

Nicole?

Mm-hmm, naughty girl!

I'll check their charts
and adjust any medicine.

Why don't you take Mindy
into the other room?

The other room,

what does that mean,
the other room?

Stop, where are you taking me?

This just can't be
serious, this is sick!

Wrong, we have a family
business to run, remember?

Body parts and of course,

all that hard work
gives us an appetite.

Please, I have a lotta money.

I, I, you can have all of it.

I will move to another state,
I-I'll never say a word!

Then how are we gonna
make a decent living?

Do you know how much
money has been taken away

from private medical practices?

Doctors can barely
make a profit anymore.

Scott, don't, please, don't!

Scott, stop,
where are you taking me?

Have you learned not
to talk back to me?

What's the matter, you
got nothin' to say?

Has a cat got your tongue?

Oh, no, wait, I
almost forgot, I did,

and by the way,
it was delicious.

Now, since you seem
to be behaving,

I'm gonna increase
your pain medicine

so you're more comfortable.

Would you like that?

I asked you a question, William!

You don't want another
punishment, do you?

That's better.

Please, Scott, you
seem like a great guy.

I'm attracted to you,

and I know we could have
a great time together.

I'm flattered, but no thanks.

I'm gonna give you a
few doses of morphine

so you won't feel anything.

You have beautiful fingers.

Scott, please don't do

what it is you're
thinking about doing!

Please, I beg you!

I will do whatever you want!

Ready?

For what?

Oh, for God's sake, Scott!

Please!

No God here.

You're fucking crazy!

Nicole, please take
care of the appetizers,

and I'll finish the dishes.

Sure, Mom.

Oh, Mom, how long
until the roast is ready?

I'm starving!

Scotty, you're always starving!

Alphabetical order, please.

Mm, somethin' smells great!

Yay, mwah, hi, honey!

- Drinks?
- Sure, champagne.

Uh, with a little
creme de cassis, please!

Here it comes!

Scott, Nicole?

I want a dry rum.

What are you havin', Dad?

Uh, I'll start with a martini,

and I'll have wine with dinner.

Works for me, I'll
get the shaker out.

Great.

OK, thank you, bye.

I just got off the phone with
my friends at the bureau,

and you know that
earring we found?

Yeah, what about it?

Well, it seems that
there's only one jeweler

in the entire city that
carries that specific design.

That's good news.

OK, tomorrow morning,
we'll swing by

and see if they have records
on any of the buyers.

Also, the captain wants us

to start conducting
door-to-door interviews

to see if anyone can
ID any of these people.

OK, I'll get it organized.

What have you got?

Nothin', not a damn thing.

You know, it just
doesn't add up!

I mean, usually, after a
while, we come up with a body.

That's weird.

Each one of these people seem
to have non-traditional jobs,

meaning they didn't
just sit in an office,

they're out and about.

OK, I'll bite.

Well, say we're dealing
with a serial killer,

then these would be
the perfect victims

for someone to stalk and attack.

All right, assuming
that you're correct,

how does the earring
factor into it?

She could've been an
accomplice to lure the victims.

Yeah, but if that's the case,

then where are the bodies?

I mean, hell, at this point,

I would take just
a piece of a body.

Yum.

Great seasoning, Nicole,
meat's so tender,

it just falls
right off the bone.

Thanks, Scotty.

Agreed.

I have a toast to make.

OK.

You have our undivided
attention, Mom.

First, to your father
for his achievement

and pending award as the
country's leading brain surgeon.

Thank you, dear.

And secondly, to Scott for
his brilliant business acumen.

Mm.

And to Nicole, for your
first successful surgery.

I can't think of a
more loving family!

To us!

Cheers.

Mm, looks like dinner's ready.

Yay!

Hm, more dinner.

I'll get it.

I hope so.

This was on your porch.

Thank you.

I'm Detective Davenport,

and this is my partner,
Detective Swarez.

Well, good evening, officers.

May I help you?

May we come in
for a few minutes?

Please, by all means.

Dad, I'm gonna go
help Mom in the kitchen

and put this in
your office, mwah!

Is there a problem?

Not at all, we're
simply conducting

door-to-door interviews
in the neighborhood

with photos of some
missing persons.

Do you recognize
any of these people

or have you seen them in
the neighborhood recently?

Can't say that I have.

Sorry for sniffing, I
didn't get lunch today,

and something smells amazing.

That's my wife's cooking.

May I offer you two
a sandwich to go?

Oh, no, thanks, we
appreciate the offer.

Uh, can you confirm
for our records

that this is the home
of Dr. Lewis Cutterman.

Yes, it is, and
I am Dr. Cutterman.

All right.

Thank you, Doctor.

Uh, we won't keep you from
dinner with your family.

Here's my card, if you do happen
to see any of these people,

would you please contact us?

Certainly.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, good night.

What a nice guy!

Yeah, our job would
be a helluva lot easier

if everyone was as nice as him.

I should've taken him up

on that offer for that
sandwich, I'm starving!

Oh, really, I know a great
place just down the way.

They sell the roast beef
sandwiches with the dipping sauce,

but I suggest getting it rare.

It's the best way to eat it.

Sounds good to me.

Arright.

They're real, real diamonds,

your daddy bought that for
me, isn't that fantastic?

Pretty, was
that the anniversary gift?

Oh, yeah, honey,
what did they want?

It's all good.

They're canvassing the
neighborhood for missing persons.

Hmm, hmm!

Oh, my goodness!

Well, then, that's
settled, dinner is served,

and then we have a heart
to deliver tonight.

A $350,000 heart.

Well done, brother!

Mom, it sounds like some
yellow diamonds for us!

Yes, darling, big ones.

Yeah, sweetheart, yellow.

Hello, William.

How are you doing, little buddy?

H-Honey, uh, he
can't talk too well

after the naughty word he used.

William,

William, we do not use
vulgarity in this house.

I hope you learned your lesson.

OK, so, prep the operating room.

I want it spotless.

Got it, Dad.

Should I start William
on his pre-op anesthesia?

Well, thank you, sweetheart,
that would be wonderful.

OK.

Good, good.

Now, William, you're not
still mad at me, are you?

After all, you're the one
that used that nasty word.

You're gonna feel
a cold sensation,

and then you're gonna get tired.

Everything is gonna be fine,
Daddy's really good at this.

Scott, can you please help me

roll William over to
the operating table?

Sure, Sis.

Dad, William
is prepped and ready.

Here we go.

Nicole, what is the procedure
for transplanting a heart?

Surgeons remove
the patient's heart,

except for the back
walls of the atria.

Scalpel.

Scalpel.

The backs of
the atria on the new heart

are opened up, and then the
heart is sewn into place.

Surgeons then connect
all the blood vessels,

allowing blood to flow
into the heart and lungs.

Skin retractor.

As the heart
warms up, it begins to beat.

Saw, please?

Here you go, Dad.

Before removing the patient

from the heart-lung machine,

surgeons check all the
connective blood vessels

and the heart
chambers for leaks.

OK, ready for the spreader.

Nicole, please get the spreader.

All right,
time to bypass the heart.

Lemme get this sucker
on life support.

Nicole, I want you
to look at this,

and I want you to tell
your Daddy what you see.

I see the right
and left coronary artery,

the, uh, posterior
descending artery,

the left anterior
descending artery,

and the acute marginal artery.

I'm impressed, Sis.

Thanks, bro.

And I think we're ready, Lewis.

Good work, team!

OK, here we go.

If you only knew.

OK, I gotta make a phone call

and get this heart
to the hospital.

Be careful!

And could you please stop

and pick up some chocolate.

I always have a chocolate
craving after surgery.

Sure, Mom.

OK, girls, let's close him up.

Yoo-hoo, Scotty!

Great, here comes shit-for-brains
motormouth busybody!

Well, hello, Scott!

Hello, Mrs. Rogers,
how are you today?

I'm just fine, thank you.

I'm taking Precious for a walk.

Oh, Precious, you wanna play
in that nasty little dirt?

Heavens no, I
just gave Precious a bath,

and we don't want dirty
feet in our house,

do we, sweet girl?

Oh, Precious,
listen to your mommy.

You know, I just can't believe

how beautiful your
flowers always look.

Now, Scott, I know you're
using something special

in your garden because
you have the best flowers,

so if I promise
not to tell anyone,

will you share your
secret with me?

Well, to tell you the truth,

I do have a special ingredient.

Ooh, I knew it, I told all
the girls in the neighborhood

that you are so
smart and handsome

that you must have something
special in your garden.

OK, you win, there are two
special ingredients I use,

but you promise not
to tell anyone, right?

Cross my heart and hope to die!

OK, so besides
the top-grade premium soil,

I add some root stimulants,

and then I add a small
amount of bone meal.

Thank you so much,
and don't worry,

it'll be our little secret.

I bet.

Bye!

Say bye, Precious!

Bye, Precious!

Bye, Scott!

Bye.

Thanks!

Oh, God, if you weren't
such a pain in the ass,

I'd cook you, but you'd
probably taste like shit.

Unfortunately for you, we don't
like the taste of dog meat.

Good morning.

Morning, I'm
Detective Davenport,

and this is my partner,
Detective Swarez.

Morning.

Do you recognize this earring?

Absolutely.

This is one of our
finest designs.

It was custom made by
the Pauline Alexander,

the famous designer.

We are the exclusive jeweler

in the entire city
to carry that piece.

Oh, that's good news.

Do you happen to keep a
record of who purchased them?

Yes, there were four sales.

Three were by credit
card, one was by cash.

Did the cash customer
happen to leave an address?

I believe so, let me check.

Thank you.

That poor bastard.

What do you mean, poor bastard?

We're all heading there.

Isn't there anything we can do?

Not unless you have a cellphone

that can get
reception down here.

What about trying to escape?

It's never gonna happen,

especially because we all
have one leg and one hand,

and I know they keep the
door upstairs locked,

and we'd never be able to
fight Scott or his sick sister.

Maybe not, but maybe
we can slow them down

from making a profit
from our parts.

How do you plan to do that?

Eat poison?

Jack, what the fuck do
you think you're doing?

I'm gonna fuck up

their profit and loss statement.

And how are you gonna do that?

You know that when
they find out,

they won't take it lightly,

and you know what that means!

Yeah, I know.

I don't, what does that mean?

It means that they're gonna
take away pain medication

and they make it more
painful for poor behavior.

When they discover
their assets have been reduced,

I'll take the
blame and the pain.

Jack, why?

If I'm gonna die here
and never see my mom again,

I wanna go out fighting.

That's not a fair fight!

They have all the cards.

Not really, I have
a little surprise

for their torture game.

William, forgive me
for what I'm about to do,

but I know you would've
wanted me to do this.

No!

Crap, what are they up to?

Which one of you dumb
motherfuckers did this?

I did.

So you got out of
your comfortable bed

and decided to be stupid?

I've been generous
and gone out of my way

to make you comfortable
and pain-free, haven't I?

What is your point, Scott?

You're eating us, you're
farming our body parts for sale,

how's that generous?

You ungrateful piece of shit!

OK, so you wanna be a big shot?

Let's see how you respond
to no pain medication.

How's that sound, hero?

I heard the buzzer, what's up?

Which one?

Jerk-off Jackie.

Jack, did you get out of bed?

Guess we need to make sure

that doesn't happen
anymore, huh?

Good call, Nicole,

let's get our play
tools while I set up.

Oh, fuck yeah!

Allow me to introduce ya'll
to the punishment chair.

By the way, did Nicole
mention the movie Misery?

You guys, don't,
you gotta stop it!

That hurt?

Well, how 'bout this?

Oh my God!

Oh, no, you don't!

No falling asleep
while we're having fun!

Good idea, Sis.

I'm gonna give your
leg some pain relief

while we work on other parts.

You havin' fun fuckin'
your sister, Scott?

Can't get a real guy
to fuck this bitch?

You just don't know when to
keep your mouth shut, do you?

All right big shot,

you ever hear of the
movie called Marathon Man?

Now, Jack, this is
goin' to hurt you

more than it's gonna hurt me.

Open!

He's ready, Scott!

For the record, I got
laid the other night,

so you can go fuck yourself!

Stop it!

No!

No, no!

I'm done with this.

Time to wake up.

Having fun?

Did you know that the eyes
are quite good to eat raw?

It's kind of a combination
of sushi with a creamy filling.

Jack!

Son of a
bitch, he killed himself!

Isn't that a sin?

Oh, I believe it is.

Well, let's not
waste a good thing.

Absolutely.

Oh, you're sick!

Hello?

Oh, hi, Nicole.

What, when?

Is your brother
there to help you?

Mm-hmm.

OK, got it, yeah.

OK, we'll have to write
this off as a business loss.

Yeah, yeah, I'll tell your mom.

No, don't worry,
baby, it's fine.

OK, sweetheart,
we'll see you later.

Mwah!

Is everything OK?

Yes and no.

There was a situation
in the home,

but the kids took care of it.

Well, what happened?

Well, Jack pulled
the plug on William,

and the kids decided
to punish Jack.

Oh, well, that seems fair.

It would be, except for
Jack decided to kill himself,

so, so we lost two sellable,
valuable commodities.

Well, not all is lost.

Meaning?

We could have liver
and onions for dinner.

Dr. Cutterman,

you're needed in neuroradiology.

Dr. Cutterman to neuroradiology.

You always
look on the bright side!

I love you.

Mwah!

I love you, too.

I'll call the kids to make
sure they have the liver ready

and they can pick up
an onion at the store.

OK, darling.

Good luck!

So I have a challenge
for you, or a contest.

I'm game, what's up?

I bet you 25 grand
William's liver

tastes better than Jack's.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

25K, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Good try, Sis, but
that's stackin' the deck!

You see, that smile on your
face that gives you away!

What, why?

You know full well that with
all the drugs Jack was given

for his surgery, his liver's
gonna taste slightly bitter

even with Mom's sauteed onions.

Fuck, you're too smart.

Nicole, why don't
you take the livers

up to the refrigerator, and
I'll finish up down here.

You got it.

Oh, Nicole?

Yes?

Don't forget to run to
the store for the onions.

Absolutely, who knows,

maybe I'll have an
appetizer while I'm out.

You're such a dork!

Shut up!

So which show is this, Nicole?

Zombies From Galaxy F-O.

Zombies From Galaxy.

Hey, doll.

How was work, Mom and Dad?

Oh, same stuff, different day.

Well, it was!

OK.

Nicole, will you
go see who that is?

Beats me.

Could be dessert!

Bonsoir, my name is Jean.

Well, hello there!

Is that a French accent?

Oui, I am a French-Canadian.

How may I help you?

It would be, uh, my
pleasure to introduce you

to some fine
perfumes from France,

and that, uh, no cost for
trying our samples, of course.

Perfume, huh, I'd
love to try some on,

especially for free.

Please, why don't you come
in and meet the family?

I hope I'm not, uh,
interrupting anything.

No, no, no, not at
all, we were just about

to have cocktails before dinner.

Well, if you are sure.

Absolutely, come on in.

Did I mention I
love French cuisine?

First a toast,

we'd like to welcome
our new friend, Gene.

Mom, it's pronounced Jean.

Into our home, and
hope he stays a while.

Oh-ho-ho, thank you, I,

I could stay here forever
with your kindndess.

I'll drink to that.

Mm, bon, this, your
wine is excellent.

So, are you married or
do you have a girlfriend?

Nicole, that was
very rude, mm-mm.

I was sitting here wondering
the same about Nicole.

Nope, I'm totally single.

May I, uh, propose a toast?

Mm.

I toast that we all
become, uh, good friends,

and that you enjoy
the perfume samples,

and, uh, that we get to have
dinner together very soon.

Mm-hmm.

Phew, pardon me, I'm,
I'm feeling,

what is the word,
uh, a bit, uh, tipsy.

Jean, it isn't called
tipsy in English.

It's called drugged.

Oh, hi, Tammy!

How you doing, baby?

Ralph, why don't you come
down and see me sometime?

You too, baby!

It's been days all we
have are some neighbors

in different parts of the city
saying they saw these people.

Yeah, and with that,
the captain feels

that our door-to-door
interviews were a bust.

We're being reassigned.

Wait, wait, wait, what about

the missing cases
we're working on?

Were working on is correct.

The entire city
has been assigned

to the kidnapping of
the mayor's niece.

Our missing persons are
being sent to cold storage.

So we just walk away?

What about the
fucking earring lead?

Look, Jules,

I know you're dedicated and
that you wanna stop crime,

but sometimes, you just
haveta know when to walk away.

All right, the resources
are just not there

for us to keep chasing ghosts.

Ghosts?

Yeah, ghosts.

Without a solid lead, without
a single shred of evidence,

the captain'll catch hell
from the city attorney

for spending resources
that don't show

the public we're defending them.

So, the public will feel safe,

because all law enforcement's
focused on the kidnapping

because we don't have anything

to parade in front
of the cameras?

Yes, unfortunately,
that is how it works.

That's bullshit!

I agree.

Good book?

Oh, yes, it's excellent,
I can't stop reading it.

Suspense, espionage,
conspiracy theory,

what's not to like?

Mm, kay, you know, the kids
seem awfully happy these days.

Can you blame them?

Business is up, our Swiss
bank accounts are bulging.

Mm, Lewis?

Hmm?

How 'bout a change?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, this house.

You know how I love
to move every so often

and remodel and change
things, change is good!

You do get restless, baby.

Restless, we've been in
this house for five years!

Five great years.

Yes.

I'll tell you what,
we'll start to look around

if it'll make ya happy.

Oh, Lewis, you're the best
husband a woman could have.

I love you.

I love you, too, baby.

Mwah!

I'll tell the kids they can
cut two roasts from Gene,

and stick it in the freezer,

and we can have
leftovers for a few days.

What about appetizers?

Nicole, please wheel
Jean into the patient room

and start him on antibiotics
and stronger pain meds.

Sure thing.

And don't worry
about your leg, bud.

I'll take real good care of it.

W-What are you doing?

Why?

Nicole, we can
still be together,

I will not tell
anyone about this.

Now, Jean, how could
I possibly date a man

with one leg and one arm?

That would mean I'd have to do
all the chores, is that fair?

You f-f-fucking
Americans are, are crazy!

People know where I am,
you will be arrested!

Now, Jean, we know
how you came to us,

you told us, remember?

And we have a house rule,

no vulgarity or you
will be punished.

Just ask your fellow patients.

Fellow patients?

Mm-hmm.

You mean there are others?

Of course, how else do
you think we're gonna eat?

Uh, eat, eat what?

You, of course.

Ladies, I'd like for
you to meet Jean.

He's francais.

Oh, good, Gene is sleeping.

I gave him a good
dose of morphine

to get him through the night,

and Mom, it's pronounced
Jean, not Gene.

Well, that's very thoughtful,

and I'm glad your French
lessons have paid off!

But this is America,
and his name is Gene.

Priscilla,

Gene!

Mindy, are you in any pain?

Rachel, please let us go!

Isn't it bad enough
we have to live

with one leg and one hand?

Y-you guys probably
have enough money

to disappear and
never be seen again!

Ah, Mindy, I agree with ya.

We do have enough money,

but we like living
here in the States.

Going on the I am would mean I'd
have to give up my practice,

and if I did that, a
lot of people could die

without my surgical
expertise, or even worse,

they could be invalids, right?

You can't be serious!

You farm our body
parts and eat us!

How could you be saving lives?

Oh, baby,

we have to agree to disagree.

We have different
points of view!

And we're not killing people
for the sake of killing,

we need nourishment
just like you do,

except we don't go
to the grocery store

where everything
is neatly packaged.

Exactly.

What the hell does that mean?

It means we hunt
and live off the land.

We prepare our food naturally.

We don't buy chicken or steak

that comes in a package.

You civilized
people seem to think

that because you didn't
see the meat get killed,

that it's OK.

Well, we do our own
work for survival,

and we don't waste any parts
like slaughterhouses do.

I can't believe what
I'm hearing right now.

You actually believe this is OK?

A lot of tribes
use all the parts

of an animal to avoid waste.

We do the same thing, but
we're also saving lives

by selling your parts.

What about us?

Are you serious?

You're making us out
to be the bad people

when you all came to our house

with your own personal agendas.

You think you can just
intrude on people's privacy

whenever you feel like it
without any consequences?

Yeah, you all saw the
sign, "No solicitors,"

but you chose to
ignore the warning.

And what part of "No solicitors"
didn't you understand?

So don't blame us for your death
by solicitation.

Hey, babe, I'll see ya upstairs.

- OK, mwah!
- Mwah!

And if you think about
it, you're one person.

With your parts, we
can save many lives.

Therefore, your life
in exchange for several

seems reasonable, and we get
to eat while in the process.

You are all just murderers,
no matter how you justify it.

Why don't you just kill us!

Let us be in peace!

Your organs will spoil
faster than we could sell them.

Kids, I think
we're upsetting them.

Please top off their meds,

and meet your father and
I upstairs for cocktails.

- OK.
- OK?

'Night, Mindy.

Oh, isn't that sweet!

Why don't you go join
Mom and Dad upstairs,

I'll finish up here.

- Thanks.
- Welcome.

See you upstairs.

Yep.

Mm, sorry, I mean,

you are going to taste
delicious, my sweet darling.

Sleep well.

Oh, hello, what do we have here?

Yeah, baby, that's
what I'm talkin' about!

What else we got in here?

Phone,

charming!

Hmm.

Smells OK.

Probably some exotic
meat for the rick folk.

Damn, whatever
that shit is, it's nasty!

Fucking rich white people, why
can't they just eat bologna?

You have got to be kidding me!

Piece a cake!

What the fuck?

Please don't be scared!

We're being held prisoner, can
you help us get outta here?

Damn, bitch, what's
up with this shit?

We don't have a lot
of time to explain,

but the short version is

they're, they're
selling our body parts!

Who are you?

I'm Santa Claus!

I don't know what's
going on here,

but all I came here for
was to rob these people!

These people are animals!

They're selling our body
parts and eating us!

Say what?

They're cannibals.

Are you fucking with me?

No, I swear to God!

Then the meat I
started to eat was...

Probably one of us.

Man, that's some fucked up shit!

Listen, please help
us get out of here!

I'll explain everything
to you and the cops.

Look lady, I'm a burglar.

I can't get involved
with this shit!

And in your condition, you'll
probably just slow me down

and get me caught!

You can't just leave us here!

Tell you what, I'm gonna leave,

and when I get to a public
phone, I'll call the cops.

They can work all this shit out.

Behind you!

Oh, shit!

What the fuck are
you all looking at?

God, Jesus Christ!

Swarez.

Hello, I want to report a
burglar in my neighborhood.

All right, what's
your location, please?

Well, I'm at
Dr. Cutterman's house

on Valley Road, I
just saw a stranger

running from the
side of his house.

And what's your name, please?

This is Mrs. Rogers.

Oh, yes, Mrs. Rogers.

Well, thank you very
much for calling it in.

We'll be sure to send someone
by as quickly as we can.

All right, good night.

I just can't believe...

Mrs. Rogers, a.k.a. the
neighborhood busybody?

The one and the same.

No need to send anyone
by, the woman's a nutcase.

Thank God, she's
a piece of work!

And besides that, we
don't have the resources

to go chasing ghosts!

I spoke with your
cousin this morning.

He'll be joining us
for dinner tonight.

OK, cool.

Dad, Mom,

are we gonna be OK with
what happened last night?

Well, Nicole, I
certainly hope so!

Don't feel too badly,
we'll figure out something.

Scott, you know how
your cousin loves

our ribs with barbecue sauce,

could you please cut some
up for dinner tonight?

Sure, Mom, we have
plenty in the freezer.

OK, you babies have
a great day today.

Mwah, behave, get it all
done, OK, sweet girl?

Mwah, I love you, sweetie.

I love you, too.

I'll run down to the freezer
and get the ribs ready.

OK, I'll check on the liquor

and make sure we have enough
single malt and wine for Cuz.

Perfect, off we go.

Apre vous.

Every time, Nicole, God!

This is gonna be a feast
from our friend Kate.

How's that, Mom?

Excellent, Nicole,
I'm so proud of you!

Thanks.

A toast, to our new
cook in the family!

Thank you, darling.

- Thank you.
- Cheers!

Oh, sweetheart.

Let's hope you
have the same flair

for seasoning that Mom has.

- Mm-hmm.
- I think she does, Scott.

I was watching, and she used

the exact same
ingredients as your mom,

so I suspect it'll be
mouth-watering delicious!

Thank you, Daddy.

Love you, baby.

I love you.

Ow, what was that for?

For not supporting me, dude.

Hear me roar!

Oh.

Ooh!

Who could that be?

Our cousin, you dork!

Take that, Mom.

Duh, jeez, maybe the seasoning

ruined your sense
of humor, Nicole!

Duh, maybe the seasoning
ruined your sense of humor!

Shall we get it?

After you, lioness, psych!

Wow, you're lucky I am in heels!

Dr. Cutterman, your
children are naughty.

Ah, they are fantastic!

You lose somethin'?

Cuz, you found my earring!

Thank you, mwah!

You're welcome.

Good to see ya, Ralph.

You, too, buddy.

Now you, young lady, got lucky.

With all the attention
on the kidnapping

of the mayor's niece,
it was possible

for me to get this out of
evidence without being seen.

I'm sorry.

It's arright.

Now, how are my two
favorite cousins, huh?

Good.

Yeah, well, what
smells so damn good?

I cooked dinner.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Do you still wanna stay?

Well, now that
depends, what are we having?

As if you don't know, ribs!

Well, how could I say no, huh?

How 'bout a drink first?

- Yes!
- Sounds good.

Ah, thank you, Nicole.

You're welcome, Cuz.

So, about the burglar.

Mm-hmm.

Would you be able to find out

if there's any need for concern?

I brought a kit, I'm
gonna dust for prints,

take 'em down to the
station in the morning.

I'll run 'em, see
if she works alone

or if she's part of a crew.

Ah, thanks, Ralph.

No problem.

Hey, that sounds
like dinner time!

Here we go.

All right.

Hello?

Lewis, hey, it's Ralph.

What'd you find out?

There's no cause for concern.

She's a small-time junkie nobody

with a laundry list of priors.

Mostly, uh, first-
and second-story jobs.

This isn't the kind of scumbag
who's gonna come forward,

and if she does, well,
it'll land on my desk,

and then we can just, uh, make
sure it goes away for good.

That's a relief.

Yes, it is.

Listen, please tell,
uh, Rachel thank you

for dinner last night,
it was very, very tasty.

Ah, she'll appreciate that.

How's the search been going
for the mayor's niece?

We, uh,

we have a suspect in custody,
and looks like we got our man.

Oh, by the way, before
I forget to tell you,

the captain ordered me to send

all of my missing person's
down to cold case files,

so that should take
care of any other

little problems there might be.

Listen, I gotta run,

it's great catchin'
up with you, though.

We'll talk soon, arright, ciao.

How was family dinner?

Good.

What'd you have?

Ribs.

You're one lucky bastard

having loving family
members around,

especially ones who can cook!

You'll have to have me
over for dinner sometime.

I'll see what I can arrange.

Kids, your father and I
have an announcement to make.

Don't tell us you're pregnant!

Now, where did that come from?

I don't know, you're adults
and you do adult things.

Nicole, you have issues.

What?

So what's the news?

Well, your father
and I have decided

it's time to move.

I call dibs on
the first choice of rooms!

No way, you got it last time!

That's right,

but if a bedroom has
its own bathroom,

I'm sure you're gonna
be a good brother

and let me have it, right?

Now that is up for
some careful negotiating.

Oh, God, I know what that means!

I'm gonna be doing
your chores forever.

And then some.

So to prepare, Scott,
you will sterilize

the cutting room
and the freezer.

You have to make sure
there are no traces

that can be
detected, you got me?

Got it covered, Dad.

And I'll call
my brother's moving company

and make sure they do
all the heavy lifting.

What about all the sellables?

Well, we won't
take any more business,

and our current inventory,
we shall delete,

and when we move,
we'll start again.

Back in business.

Lunch is served.

Why, why are you doing this?

Please, let me go, I won't
say a word, I promise!

I won't, I won't say a word!

Please, let me go!

Why are you doing this?

You sick fuck!

You, my dear, are
going to taste delicious!

Oh, by the way,
Mom needs some milk

for coffee in the morning.

Do you wanna walk with me.

OK.

I found this by the bushes.

Looks like our perk, perp.

Keep rolling, keep rolling!

Oh, is the camera
still on, oh my God!

Action!

I should go.

And secondly, to Scott,

for his brilliant
business acumen.

And to Nicole, for your,

for your,

Nicole!

I feel like chopped liver!

Don't take it
personally, Nicole!

Wah!

Wait, wait, no,
wait, for your, uh,

for your first successful
surgery, I'm so sorry.

For her!

Her.

Do you happen to have
the, duh, the, them.

The, them, them, the...

Leave an address?

That would be
helpful, yeah, thanks.

Lemme check.

It wasn't me.

Take one, shot six.

Oh my God, you saved the movie!

Action!

Rachel, Gene.

Whoa, whoa, Rachel?

You're Rachel.

What is, what is your name?

Her name's Rachel.

And you're Priscilla.

I'm Priscilla,
people, Priscilla!

Could you please cut some up

for binner, for dinner tonight?

Sure, Mom.

Sure, Mom, we have
plenty in the freezer.

Perfect, please do it
soon so the meat has time

to defrost and get to
room tick, temperature.

Sure, Mom, we
have plenty in the freezer.

Perfect, please do it
soon, so the meat has time

to get to, to de, sorry,
say it again for me.

And that's all, folks.