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oh shit yourself jump to a burning car

he has like like after a couple of

minutes man I could hear in front

can still smell

kind of like like firm

didn't understand money like you jack

baby was trying to tell you something

come on start with that you know what's

a good deal yeah

good deal I could also flush my money

down the toilet but not think about it

like I told you a bank a friend of mine

once took me inside a vault it was

stacked with a couple of million of cash

and that the whole room had this strange

but familiar Jota to it if I started

sniffing the money it was a mixture of

salty smell with a little bit of ammonia

and I started getting the hard huh

and then I realized what it smelled like

it was pussy I swear jack go ahead take

away come on smell it Marvin I don't

know what you've been sleeping with man

but that that money sure don't smell

like any pussy out her smell

it smells like pussy that's why man

can't do without it

leads him by the nose huh and it's no

coincidence that all of our US

Treasuries are named Mary yellan and

catalina think about it they research

the stuff wait a minute are you telling

me that the US Mint has a set of puzzle

- all printed money

is that what you're telling why is it

they love dollars all over the world

everybody loves dollars not just likes

and uses but gloves why is that jack up

afraid sick wake up

you can't understand money before I

decide to invest because if I believe

you really understand money then I might

be inclined to trust you with mine

sometimes you know I just give her a

piece of Bologna put some mayonnaise on

it and just let her whack me out you

know you got some cigarettes you gotta

take it where you can get it yeah I can

see you out there in the jungle fucking

gas tanks go for those flashlights what

Stimson what else do you fuck man you

don't understand nothing sometimes

people just got to do it like my uncle

Otto we used to work at a slaughterhouse

they had all kinds of animals sometimes

odd - or somebody else would get real

horny you know so they couldn't take it

anymore

you know man has his needs so they do

one of the Ducks they take it up to the

loft you know know what they did it with

the duck you fuck a duck I saw him when

he was done

you just twist his neck so your uncle

fuck the duck and then he killed it

it's tough on the doc

oh man can fuck a duck and let it live

you do a lot of damage

you have to turn his head so it doesn't

face you doggy style with a duck let me

ask you something what what what the

Ducks have do they have a vagina or what

I don't know I just watched I don't need

no duck

you're not funny no more erotic that

fucker okay I didn't see you I'm so

sorry two minutes off the course oh god

I can't believe how clumsy I am do you

rollerblade no no I just I seem to just

jog it that's that's plenty should try

sometime it's a great workout oh I'm

probably a little too old for that now

you don't seem that old to me here in

great shape and you're kind of cute

well you know just try it sometime it's

funny excuse me are you

are you from around here okay now he's

asking her to meet him and he definitely

wants a date fucking bastard I can't

believe I was gonna marry this jerk it's

better to find out now I mean it's one

simple test you know it's one chance to

prove that he he's all over you and I

can't believe I was that stupid well he

did come to us he must have had a

suspicion no not really I was more

curious you know I was hoping he would

pass I asked him if he was married and

he told me it was between relationships

let me ask you something are they all

like this yeah about 75% of the time

yeah Laura I think the best thing you

can do is just move on

you know don't don't harp on this but

don't you feel he should suffer some for

what he's done Tim how much would you

charge to have him suffer a little for

what he's done it's give me a round

estimate off the record we can help you

out

stick by them no matter what I mean take

your people down on beliefs for instance

right they'd cut out someone's heart and

they'd run up to the top of the temple

steps now if that heart stopped beating

by the time they get out there they just

run down they get another one no it's

fucking weird right but it works for me

see what I'm saying what I'm saying is

that you gotta have values and you got

to stick by them no matter what you stay

true to yourself and everything flows

your way you become a servant of the

Irving or you want to become a servant

Bobbi ray not a servant like a servant

servant duck brain what I'm talking

about yours you become a a sermon of

faintly on see I figure that conscience

only produces people afraid to get

caught right

so if you shed that you shed fear and if

you shed fear you're free under stinger

you're free to act out your fullest

potential do you know what I'm saying I

just need some money

smell that shit Matt stinks man there's

money in the bank I don't want to submit

to my funeral fuck you

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hello right here

Oh Jack what I'm just taking a look just

want to show you some history see that

apartment building mm-hmm I built that

back in 1957 first of its kind I sunk

every cent I owned into it

yeah he had this idea instead of

building boxes for people to live in

with the stairway going up on the

outside that I would build it with the

apartments facing one another

the tropical courtyard in between sort

of a mini neighborhood you know where

people could socialize and get to know

one another that a lot of ideas and what

to call it but then some reporter came

up with Garden Apartments and the name

stuck that's how you made all your money

oh yeah that was a start we had a vision

LA could have been paradise now I'd like

to level the entire LA basin turn it

into the world's biggest parking lot

Jack have you ever had an area 51 what

the fuck is an area 51 it's a secret but

everybody knows about yeah this is about

her yeah Christ you know I really hate

when people get too personal I should

say a dumb fucking thing because it's

almost bad news you know like some

horrible thing happen in their life and

I gotta listen to it you know it's

natural there's always a woman who's

gonna fuck up your life real good you

see that building over there that's the

old Ambassador Hotel big party place in

the 50s and 60s that's where Bobby

Kennedy got you I was in the kitchen

once where he got shot and the spot

where he fell all the tiles have been

picked up for souvenirs that's where we

met in the kitchen

no in the hotel

yeah yeah what's going on ever see a guy

alright well thanks for getting around

the detox is she there alright I'll do

something right yeah I know

bye bad news Jack have you got balls I

mean I don't do business with a guy who

doesn't have balls

what now you're asking me to unzip don't

be a wiseass just head for the Hollywood

Freeway it's an amazing house it seems

like everything is is this chemical I

mean I once read love is a chemical

thing that the chemical creates the

obsession that makes us fall in love and

then like two or three years later our

bodies changed chemically and we just

fall out of love right that's a chemist

what do you think about that not too my

boyfriend

you're on Lian Yu wanna make her your

little duck sure you gotta take it where

you can get it no what do you think

about that would you like to be LANs

little duck would you like to come and

cook for us hmm

you could you could think of it as an

internship and you could teach me on

there how to cook you ever seen a

dolphins dick huge

I saw one once it's Seawolf I'm not no

Doug I'm not no duck in this place

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looks like she's alone just in case she

shows up but she's got some lowlife kiss

ain't this a bit extreme you know how to

use it to you

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hey Marvin over here

I thought I was dying my heart my

heart's been beating like a hummingbird

I feel your spin looks like you're

trying real hard to die don't be a shit

tape me up too bad

no ma jack do me a favor

pick her up take it to the car take me

inside I think I'm gonna puke

nah don't do that

did you see my rooster his name is Zeus

he thinks that he's an eagle oh and it's

tuna fish and he drinks Jack Daniels

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pussycat

you are so doggone beautiful uh-huh

no I I'm not actually in my style the

game I always play and if you want to

play with me you have to play the game

what kind of game yeah yeah yeah you

know what I like like a mother you saw

it from good you suck and go Joe I know

you'd like to get changed up a little

bit well I do I always have never been

but I always have mm-hmm you want me

escape indeed is if I escape I'm gonna

beat your ass oh yeah I wanna beat your

ass

that what you're you my little puppy

smacked out hmm yeah oh it's your world

baby I'm just a squirrel looking for a

nut you know what I'm trying to say Dean

you window-shopping hmm do you like what

you see go cooking oil put it on my

power source you know we could do we

could get a little wax and put it on my

nipples well you don't Amanda what are

you doing oh you're my favorite muffin

in the history of the world

oh shit I mean are you gonna rip me off

is that what this whole thing is about

with it oh is that what this is about

huh I mean why are you gonna dress

that's that that's crazy

have you seen me lately it's all good I

mean where could you possibly be going

Amanda would you please just talk to me

come on I'm your guy just talk to your

guy oh stop the bombing baby this is all

part of the game isn't it oh you're a

freak

you're my little freak aren't you no

this is the part where I watch you and

tell you how much I want you and you

torment me until I'm just completely and

utterly psyched out I want you baby I do

I want you to come over here and touch

it I want you to rub it around a little

bit I want you to do quite frankly

whatever you want to do to it huh

listen I'm begging you I want you to

dominate my ass baby

you're pathetic you're so fine you're so

fine you blow my mind Amanda Amanda

Amanda so uh

was the building damage than the quake

bad enough Joe and I picked it up in the

Japanese for 20 cents on the dollar

we'll keep her in one of the model units

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wow this is nice boys over drink

are you done I'm beat

she knocks the hell out of me

she pisses me off and breaks my heart at

the same time Natalie was such a pretty

talented kid

she could have done anything at

everything she's always strung out just

like a mother I think women aren't the

adults they pretend to be they live in

their imagination they're like kids make

up the world in their own heads that's

right you never know what the hell

they're gonna do yeah but that's what

makes them interesting right bullshit

that's what makes them untrustworthy hmm

yeah like you Jack you've been doing

jobs for me a long time but can I trust

you

the fuck you thought that long I know

jack and I trust you don't these can you

put away the garbage and clean up I

don't do garbage

how the lovebirds doing

sure you got small feet their dad is

that a today oriental thing I don't know

my feet are okay who wants a big fit

farmer have big feet not to peep from a

city I have big feet size 13

a man needs big feet to conduct real

business people with big feet smell

don't go gee gee I don't smell Bobbi ray

do I smell get your armpit out of here

ain't no dog hey smell is important it's

alright if people smell something it's

not good to smell like nothing I take a

leak

okay dad dear come on over here and have

a seat

what come on Vanessa don't know what

come on I just want you to have a seat

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why are you training me like a dog well

because you look like you might bark at

any time me and Leon we got some

business to take care of so we're gonna

be going out for a while that means

you're gonna be alone okay

now if I was you when I was cooking I'd

make sure I get it right yes if you

don't are you gonna fry in this fucking

place do you understand what I'm saying

I was beautiful and I can't leave you

two alone for a minute

talking about makes him cause that

Natalie's gone

don't you know that dumb fucking the

Lincoln that had almost hit us yeah I've

never seen that car here before I think

that's that old man we've been talking

about so am i I'm gonna go get the ball

roll okay

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whereas she's asleep

I want you to stay here with us

afternoon okay then I don't know I mean

what if she gets sick you don't you know

I don't got my car I mean maybe we

should take her to a clinic

no she just freaked out there's no phone

here so is my cell phone if you need me

I'll come back later

Hey want this no you keep it for now

come on Amanda bring it back in here

baby bring it back in here and put it

right on my nose

how you Joe gee what a strange place to

meet you oh you remember me don't you

the woman you're supposed to marry in

four weeks

the woman you're supposed to be faithful

to the woman you love remember yeah baby

I remember I just have to tell you one

thing right off the bat here this is not

what it looks like what does it look

like Joe I don't know but if you just

help me out of these cuffs I can explain

the entire time we have the keys Joe Joe

wonder who has the keys uh oh you know

what here let me look I just look for

something to help you out of this

situation look what I found look what I

found Joe you see what you found but

that's yours shit not gonna help us out

of these cuffs you'll fucking steal that

plate this is real baby hey I'm gonna

punish you for what you've done to me

you fucking pathetic bastard

you want to know what I'm gonna do baby

I'm gonna cut it off Oh get the fuck out

of here you can't cut it off there's no

cutting it off yes no no Lauren look I'm

sorry I'm so sorry I gave you all my

love and trust and some girl comes along

and shows a little interest in you and

and you're ready to give up everything

no you are a selfish bastard who doesn't

give a shit about anybody else

baby listen actor come on come on

everything you're saying is true it is I

don't know why I did what I did but I'm

so sorry I love you more than I love you

more than my breath I love you more than

air baby you're a sorry excuse for a

human being you never thought about how

much this was gonna hurt me and you hurt

me and now it's your turn

I'm sorry I'm sorry you're not worth it

you know you've been worth it

how I eat you I hate you come on Laurie

baby don't go come on just come on why

does everybody go around here look you

gotta help me with these fucking cuffs

Laura

Amanda Laura

yeah wacky fucking

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live like Guinness beets potatoes

bananas

yeah there's not even a beer here

there's no bread no mayo it's kind of a

big shot real-estate developer live look

out truck driver hey I could cook us

something yeah like what tomato soup

tomato soup tomato soup is not a real

food okay

I need some real food you run I mean

like steak and eggs something to read

recent it's not good yeah I make it real

ah see chili there's a real food little

pork a little beef and a can of beer and

there's some with some calorie yeah hey

maybe you ought to go out and get us

some chili well maybe I should like get

at some milk yeah that's a good idea

add some milk to your chili what is that

some kind of jungle food probably bugs -

I don't eat bugs

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you know Bella fries Mukhtar nice and

crunchy

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Amanda I know you can hear me baby your

God cottage-cheese thighs they got a

double chin and he got droopy fucking

eyes his Laura you want to know

something

I'm currently sleeping with your sister

oh my god and she's not a moaner like

you she's a grown and hit you Lisa goes

like this and sorry you're quiet asking

back Oh Joe take it out of there and put

it my ass

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so you're my babysitter I guess just a

little bit long do you go uh-uh but I'm

gonna learn that's where the money is

so what's your name Jack with a J well

I'm Natalie jacked you up from our I

help him out and he's gonna do you a

favor you a little entrepreneur without

money you got a nasty mouth babe don't

take it personally see I know more

pretty well and the kind of people he

attracts anyway I don't give a shit he's

just trying to help you out he's a liar

he'll find out you never know what's

real with him so I want to leave you're

gonna try to stop me

probably look why do this relax just

kick back wait till he gets here and you

guys can work the shit out huh you don't

look particularly stupid are you

let me ask you something it's been

bugging me for a while you can call a

man an asshole but what if it's a woman

I mean there's names like bitch and cunt

but you know that's not the right

sentiment they're the wrong flavor so

what is the right word like Prince and

Princess actor actress is it asshole yes

can you help me please

hey this is private property how'd you

get back here

did you do your foots I thought you want

I thought you were a burglar I mean I

I hate these they may do more than

anything except maybe Liars here what's

good what's Fort Hood Wow best up you

here with anybody

oh come on don't go out on me come on

all right bring in sack no it's okay

I'll take Carrie all right here we go

it's okay come on

hey Leon what I'm gonna take a look at

this shit somebody's here

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hey Marvin how's it hanging

she got talent or what fucking you doing

here get your ass out of my house

well actually I'm watching the show it's

not done yet

hey you want something eat cuz uh Leon's

in the kitchen making some some tomato

soup Bailey are you like tomato soup

Billy fuck a lot what do you want

straight to the point huh You Know Who I

am

how the hell would I know yeah I never

met you before

I think you'll hurt Ricky old bastard

aren't you hey you never didn't answer

my question

you think she's got down or what yeah

yeah she she was talented yes you had

potential and her daughter yeah the same

good wasn't so hard was it ah well you

know me you know her so you know what I

want right yeah yeah I know what you

want you know and I want you to leave

her alone

oh well tell me when did you get into

the kidnapping racket didn't kidnap well

where is she

don't know don't know no you don't know

she means well oh you don't know I mean

I guess we should just leave huh guess

we should just quit but are you sure you

don't know cuz I'm Natalie yeah

I sort of had this thing going you know

the line is the only thing that

separates the animal from the people did

you know no it's the one thing that they

just cannot do you see that's what makes

us humans that's what makes us people

you know the Eskimos have 22 ways for

students to my but they're just as many

ways to tell Miriam what

you still looking for mother and none

you think you're gonna save the door now

smells shit the soup is burning I got an

idea

it's in the kitchen

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son of a bitch last what

okay

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Wow Manson serious shit oh it's

oXXO so glad to see you do you think you

can help me out of this it's very

precarious for me you're a strong man

she real weightlifter there's Lobster

oh yeah why just come in sit down huh

fucking bitch I'm do you realize that

the worst ones are the ones you think

you'd really just die for do you know

why why because you really think you've

got something there and then they start

messing with your head

and if the funny thing is you can spot

them a mile away

because they all got that one special

physical feature they do not care if

it's the way their hip bone protrudes or

the way they lift curls up or something

about her delicious belly button or a

lips or whatever it is it sucks you in

and suddenly you're doomed and you start

acting stupid so fast and that's what

begins everything you do is wrong

everything you know is wrong if you can

open up your mouth to speak she wants to

start a fucking war a fucking war

usually over trivial really small dumb

shit like like leaving the cap off the

toothpaste that's good for a 48-hour war

right there and that's why people go

postal

Oh trust me that's just exactly why it's

the little things in life they just

pushed us too far but I'm going to get

her major league Ivy just wanted this

conflict that she is coming into my life

and dictating the terms of it to me

okay can you complete wacko for even

thinking you can pull off it's not like

that

okay stop fuck her

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what you did you get out of the state

right okay can I go if this gets fucking

dog I'll make the arrangements then okay

okay what a man she's a beautiful woman

max he does something

end of story I mean what did you expect

huh I go for runs on my lunch break I'm

a certified fucking public accountant i

crunch numbers all night and all day

what did she expect nice friend next

time when we hear banging don't let me

leave the room okay what next time

hello

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what I do for a living chemist

I prefer to think myself as an alchemist

about that once you change ordered a

mess out to God transmuting manner yeah

don't think that can be done well I

can't make gold but some things better

than coal oh well I was a chemistry

student at Stanford what you're making

this is just venom later I turn it into

antitoxin auntie Sarah no gold no no

gold just antivenom how do you make it

well hmm I've got some horses I inject

them with the venom their immune system

kicks in and creates antibodies later I

withdraw the blood and I extract the

antibodies does he talk you know hunt

horses no no not at all it's a matter of

fact it pays the bills let me ask you

something

have you ever heard of a place called

Vica bomba pica bomba yeah it's a place

in Ecuador where people live to be about

a hundred and thirty to 140 years it's

sort of a valley where five alleys

converge beneath the reclining God

anyway people live incredibly long lives

there it's sort of a a natural paradise

so I went down there to go do some

research right to check out the

chemistry to see if this is true see if

it's even possible the only thing I

could find was a will Katrine

which puts out about 25 percent more

oxygen than almost any other treat

doesn't that sound great but another

thing they had was the San Pedro cactus

it's kind of like peyote only much

stronger do you get high

you mean drug

something like that I mix drag some time

for people but it's not a good drug

really what were you making

methamphetamine oh it's like synthetic

bullshit

that's pretty unsophisticated for a

Stanford chemist mmm

I didn't catch it yet huh well the real

stuff is refined from nature its trans

mutated mmm like like wine yes exactly

like like old wine or aged scotch the

thing is it's got to have an edge it's

got to go both ways and when you're

there and they collide man it's

combining opposites I think this is the

secret to eternal life Nene

really

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Natalie pussycat this Bobby ready and

get real ballistic

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she's trying to kill you now

relationships let's get out of here man

it's probably somebody behind these

doors what was that like a 5-iron

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I could give you a jump but I don't have

any cables oh hey you're a lifesaver hi

I'm having a lot of problems with this

here car I'll just get the cables on the

back okay

oh hey he gets motion sickness really

really bad in here

are you alright that's to travel back

here oh yeah yeah I just feel like I got

a heave pretty so funny ready oh yeah

yeah dad we're gonna be going soon as

this nice lady gives us a jump okay just

watch your knee he's a little uh he's a

little you know crazy who suffers from

up

what's that thing were you fear being

outside it's called agoraphobia yeah

agoraphobia

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man it's not your day huh sir

positive uh like negative yeah

I mean yeah you should see how hard it

was just to uh just to get him out of

the house this morning maybe just a

little trip to the bank was like a like

a nightmare I mean it just seems like

it's it's that way with everybody these

days you know everybody has some sort of

some sort of excuse for it for something

or not doing or some sort of childhood

psycho problem for you know for the way

they are and to me it's just I don't

know I just think it's bullshit I I just

think people are afraid afraid afraid of

what well they're afraid of everything

really

but but mostly there they're afraid of

themselves you're baking back there oh

man fucking truck right well you're not

gonna see a dime you hear me

get your toast or whatever I don't give

a shit what you do you gotta get me out

of here right now

hey a man I know where you're coming

from I told him leave the old man with

me you don't have to travel get what I'm

saying cuz I'm looking out for you

you're dealing with a crazy motherfucker

you don't know the difference between

pussy and money every day I get up and I

gonna with my coffee shop have a mocha

and you know what I see I see a titty

bar across the way

big picture of this babe big it takes up

the whole side of the building I see

this picture every day for a year and I

think wow so I meet the owner we start

talking

he's real friendly you know real helpful

tells me about the business you see when

I went to Community College I spent an

entire summer reading Freud now I'd sit

in that library every day until I read

every one of his books and then I just

stopped because these it was all there

what was that well it's simple really

it's uh it's it's wish fulfillment I

mean you have a wish and it has to be

fulfilled otherwise you just think just

go crazy and of course it's um it's very

important to have good sex to always I

want to open up a place in Belize and he

thinks it's a good idea see I got a lot

of ideas I got dreams

I got Drive I got new blood crazy

motherfucker you got dreams everybody's

got dreams I'm dreaming about getting

out of this drunk that's what I'm

talking about

see

I'll be ray he's out of control you

don't know what he's gonna do so I'm

saying listen to me I'm a businessman

maybe we can make a deal we can make a

deal get me get me in the backseat

look at Scott alright you look out for

Natalie don't you she's a real nice

piece of work she talks about you all

the time

she says you built a lot of this city

Hey good work does it feel good it's

okay I just II know when that was nasty

time you might think it's gonna heal

alright it's gonna leave a little bit of

a scar though I think you saved my life

I wouldn't go that far

is to uh make it heal faster you're a

nice snake man I like you I like you

are you afraid of snakes

me no not really

the number

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you see what I mean I can solve through

your problems at once they think it's

worth the price once that's it great

come on you want to touch it

what he won't spit those cobras they

spit that's right very good this is a

western diamondback their venom is just

as strong as a cobra it's a very strong

neurotoxin gotcha

softer hey what's your name

Doug got it short for dotty Wow I'm

Jerry this is Ted dot I like that very

specific you know I'm experimenting with

something totally incredible I mean

something totally unique do you want to

experience something come you name

something that will make you feel

immortal what is it oh it's kind of

scary sort of like strapping yourself to

the front of a roller coaster only it's

a lot more intense

I do him we drive where to I had police

I gotta cross there's still the price we

got a deal

nice shot by Barry no answered Marvin's

that's the only way he could have known

more would be he's got Marvin damn he's

got Marvin

I think we should go over there men are

such pigs

I bet the woman's isn't this disgusting

I can't believe that I let you fuck me

I just saved your fucking life

they weren't shooting at me hey this is

private I'll take a walk I don't know

what you two kept going in and don't

care but I got to piss bed I don't have

anywhere else to go

my cab is still idling I don't piss in

the street

let the man piss for Christ's sake

why'd you say about fucking me huh cuz

you're a fucking loser because people

are shooting at me and because I'm stuck

in a public men's toilet I am a loser

what'd you say that shit and now you're

gonna whine God men are such ego maniacs

one little negative comment the whole

fragile ego just crumbles I thought it

was really great I mean you were into it

don't say you're sorry you fucked me it

was a mistake

see I always get myself involved with

the wrong people

now you call me wrong oh my god did you

mean the mr. trickle-down huh shit never

trickled down to us did it huh are you

Republican I don't think I ever voted

what about you Leon do you uh you vote

means do they let Mayans vote I don't

vote we need money to vote

hey you see there Marvin me and Leon

we're York ordinary citizens because

well it don't mean shit I mean it's

always the same asshole with a different

face and so we create sideshows we

create our own show huh but it probably

wouldn't make a difference because I

don't really think they'd let a duck

plucker vote anyway told you I don't

fuck that's what you say this is anyway

private banks right now a private banks

I mean isn't isn't that illegal or

something

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in an ambulance

been shot you passed out go ahead go

ahead

how how bad is it and don't lie to me

flushing sir

we're gonna have to stop ambulance now

can't do that Jack we're sneaking oh we

need to stop the ambulance right now

because I know who did this horrible

horrible thing to me I do and I'm going

to make her pay every single remaining

miserable minute of her life just relax

we'll be there soon relaxing you don't

understand

she's trying to kill me hey you how come

there's no ambulance siren going off

right now if we're in some big ambulance

you'll be okay no need for one oh yeah

I'll tell you what mr. mr. Fincher Thank

You mr. guy how about some ID right now

that's that's what I'd like to see right

now I do for one well you don't strike

me exactly as a as a paramedic worker as

an EMS guy I'm in training

oh great hey there's somebody in

training that does exactly what I need

with a bullet in my life and maybe you

hit your head when you fell down why

don't you just chill out you'll be okay

you're just mad at oh you know they get

just want to cut it off feed it to the

Ducks

hey mister man excuse me

mr. traini how much did you pay you huh

was this a big score for you huh a lot

of money cut off a man's penis huh she

didn't pay me anything oh that's some

sick shit that makes you a sick

motherfucker just whole thing just for

joy huh joy you've nothing better to do

but then get involved in conspiracies

they cut off a man's penis oh you forgot

something

hi he was bond

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the fuck are you looking for

something personal what is it with you

and Marvin you got a real thorn up your

ass about him all he seems to do is help

you out you know I I don't get it

well see what's he done to you it's not

what he's done it's what he hasn't done

has he ever talked to you about my

mother

yeah sometimes I can't get him to shut

up she was the best yeah yeah I know

he's in love with her see she left when

I was about six she just sort of

vanished so I grew up with my aunt

Marvin he paid for my schooling and lots

of other things and why'd he do that I

don't know I guess I guess he had this

thing for your mother baby what do you

think I think that nobody tells me shit

Jeff come here look at me um do you do

you think that I have any features that

might slightly resemble the hell is so

fucking funny to think that you might

actually be his daughter well well I

don't really see anything I mean but

that don't mean nothing you got some of

the same psychological things like what

you believe everything's a conspiracy if

for one you got that same hard-ass

attitude

fuck you jack well have you ever asked

them no I'm not really I mean

I've hinted around the little and he

just goes into this turtle act he just

closes up he ever tell you why your

mother left no he said he wasn't sure he

said that she was having a tough tough

time and she had some kind of breakdown

but then who knows

what do we have here Hey look at you Wow

maybe we a little bigger you do you like

me we could have something you could

work for me baby let's see what you're

going on time come on take it off slowly

tease me yeah you're teasing me you're a

teaser huh oh yes baby nice pair of 80d

Anya the Lea yeah this is it this is the

antivenin here's a small one for you and

a big one for me

ready drink it takes about two minutes

before it gets into the blood system

then home free

don't know I'm always taking drugs you

know doctor who once told me I have a

disorder she called it what Oh

compulsive you know like you know one

minute I'm like a maniac and the next

time I'm quiet like a baby like when I'm

first born very calm I was a come baby

come on have a look

look at him aren't they beautiful

yeah that's david be one or two not so

many no this is what I've been

experimenting with this is what I was

telling you about Jerry if I do this you

have to marry me

sure okay no you know I'm serious this

is not funny this is not like ticking

jocks no no I look I know it's not funny

I know it's serious but you told me you

were you weren't afraid of snakes I'm

not you don't feel good okay look uh dot

listen just relax okay

I mean this is this is what I was

talking about combining opposites I mean

it's totally safe with the end you know

what if you do this for me

I'll marry you

if I do this I'm going to close my eyes

okay

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sweetheart

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what are you doing well I'm making a

mushroom and scallion omelet what are

you doing no I I need to use your phone

it's an emergency

outrageous the motherlode get all the

money mm-hmm girls this you know there's

a SWAT team out there I'm ready

Saraswathy mother no Bobbi ray you know

I told you I never fuck ducks mm-hmm why

are you always telling me I felt ducks I

don't fuck ducks you're turning right

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what happened Joe I was humiliated I was

beaten I was shot my ear is missing have

you seen me lately all because you just

had to pull off that little stunt didn't

you well now I'm going to give you some

of your own medicine

look it was a test and you failed it

because you couldn't keep your pants up

you ruined everything

give me a break Jaime come on you got

some nerve you sick a hooker on me no

she was not a hooker she was a lone

decoy

what the hell is a love decoy huh do you

understand that none of this would have

happened unless you plan do you see how

sick that is I mean what do you do it

like how do you come up with these

cockamamie things woman think to

yourself hmm

I wonder what would happen if I set my

beautiful young fiancee up with this

firm young also gorgeous bitch I had to

know I'm the jealous type and it's very

hard for me to trust people so you cut

her you gotta set things up so that you

make sure they fail is that the idea you

couldn't stand if somebody was faithful

to you would that just drive you nuts

I'm sorry I'm sorry maybe it was the

wrong thing to do maybe I shouldn't have

done it you know but maybe I needed to

know that you cared yeah Laura

sweetheart being with you is like being

shot out of a circus ken every day

without a net into a pool of cactus it

literally is like eating nails it is

like drinking

winking gasoline that's what it's like

care you do care I know that I'm a

handful and I know that you put up with

a lot but I can't help myself sorry I'm

afraid things are gonna get to normal

Hey smells better looks start by

lightning once do a singe my hair

you got any superglue

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really want to know yeah that guy told

you you can open up a nudie clinic

I've been thinking about it a long time

and I know the location lots of tourists

rich tourists with plenty of spending

cash so all you need is a bar a stage

some poles crank out some good music and

Manion rolling and plenty of green

chilli and I got an idea

what you need is good lighting you get a

nice blonde girl put her in some pink

lights man that's all you need in pink

is the best color you know the yellows

nice too when I open up my club I'm

gonna get a porn star you know it's some

publicity and stuff like that and I'm

gonna hire a guy to paint a mural

outside the outside walk real nice mural

I mean a nice blonde laying down

some big kids a waterfall behind her me

classy you know people see that and

think wow

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chicken blow it and burn down your house

hey gnarly ruptured set me up with Leon

where is he I don't know he's not with

you Colette's me that's real funny

who's your boyfriend hey boyfriend I've

got a really high tolerance for pain I

sure hope you do Bobby Ray Bobby Ray

Jack's dicks couple brains and you do

Natalie come back here right now

like Natalie Ilana let me tell you

something Connor I think you deserve to

know this whole money thing it's right

here I mean not the way it turned out it

was I had a feeling about it

but I wasn't sure don't mean she don't

like

we set up homey

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aDNA for you how'd it like this border

legal illegal

un-fuckin'-believable cars yours I don't

need the hassle I can get you in deep

shit real quick when I open up my club I

seen your postcard maybe you come and

visit sure

I'm paying for it Lilian blonde ladies

pink lights

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all right seen Leon no I think you need

to go to the hospital yeah okay okay can

you stand

yeah we'll get in the car then okay come

this way that hurt yeah I know I saw

that

can you watch out honey don't hit your

head oh dear oh dear

oh can I take this for you oh dear okay

well you hang on to that and we're gonna

catch us some help

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yeah

Jesus Christ okay and I think would she

go to memorialize probably the closest

place so take him to the clinic it's

much closer I don't think the clinics

equipped to handle something like this

what do I hear you saying I hear you

saying that you don't like the clinic

honey he doesn't need a homeopath or

some guy waving a crystal over his head

for 160 bucks a pop I am so tired of

your thinking this way maybe that's

exactly what he needs it's what helps me

yeah really maybe there's like emergency

food it's not cheesy fried food it's got

vitamins vitamin D it some heart food

I'm really really hungry are you sure

because you know I don't really think we

should stop you really need to go to a

hospital now if you don't certainly give

me some food right now I'm gonna die

right here in your car

oh yeah uh and we're in a hurry okay you

know numbers are a strange thing

did you ever notice how number will

follow you throughout their whole life

like some kind of conspiracy uh-huh did

you want to order something

I'll have 22 cheeseburgers with

everything on

oh my Winky two cheeseburgers with

everything now twenty two orders of

fries and twenty-two french fries

twenty-two uh onion rings 20 and 22

onion rings is it a real knife can I

touch that yeah sure just careful not to

cut yourself

Terry no it's not a good idea I don't

think

have we messed the hospital no it

doesn't look familiar signs we should

ask somebody oh now you two can stop by

tiger I miss you oh they'll take good

care of you do you think he'll be else

well the attendant wield immense service

and as they pull that thing out of his

skull he's a dead man then dad why don't

they just cut it out I don't know honey

you know maybe they will maybe they'll

just go get a sawzall and cut that

sucker off

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all right here we go

Thank You Pat yeah Leon told me about

this place used to drink coffee every

morning

what

so when he gonna come clean don't follow

Natalie thinks you might be your father

are you

do you really want to know of course I

do I've got nobody more did you know

what it feels like to be abandoned every

time I get close to somebody I just

pushed them away cuz I'm so scared that

they're gonna leave me sooner or later

so I gotta sort it out I guess the

answer is that I don't really know

yep but you could take a test yeah I

could take a test what's the point of

that your mother never told me one way

or another why don't you just leave it

that way

but Natalie Marvin you ever think how

she might feel sure right think about

the way she feels all the time

all right I got this about four years

ago

dumar I'm still alive geez don't be mad

at me take care of Nathalie if you can

don't tell her about me too late and

much too complicated

so you go to Ecuador to the valley of

the reclining God did you ask her she

owns you an answer and she owes me an

answer jack I decided I'm not gonna

build parking lots anymore I'm tired of

tearing buildings down and they've come

to really hate the stink of asphalt so I

decided to invest in your wacky scheme

it can't be any worse than Leon's but

just remember you gotta have good

lighting

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