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♪ ♪
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(screaming)
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(J.T. singing)
♪ It's Jesse's birthday today ♪
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♪ She's ten years old today ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, happy birthday, Jesse! ♪
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Don't be so loud, Pop.
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Happy birthday, sweetheart.
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Thank you.
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Mwah.
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Okay, now, you gotta make a wish.
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Okay. Okay.
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Good job. Thanks.
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I point far, but not to the nearest star.
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It's too early for riddles, Pop.
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Whoa!
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A laser.
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Whoa...
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Wow, Pop, this is great.
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Thanks, Pop, I like it. You're welcome.
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Does this mean I'm gonna get a telescope, too?
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We'll just have to wait and see.
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But you gotta eat your breakfast, we're running late.
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Thank you. Mmm.
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(humming)
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(Jesse chuckles)
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ooh yeah ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ Ooh yeah ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Come on now, on my way ♪
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♪ New song, got nothing to say to me ♪
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♪ Nobody ever taught me how ♪
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♪ To love you like I love you now ♪
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♪ Oh yeah, it's all right...
Our first family portrait ♪
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♪ This is nothing but shadows and lightning ♪
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♪ Who we are is where we've been ♪
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♪ Who we are to be... ♪
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♪ No more sin ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Today I wait ♪
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♪ Tomorrow may be too late Ha! ♪
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♪ Somebody should have learned ya how ♪
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♪ To love me like I love you now ♪
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♪ 'Cause everything is just ♪
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♪ Shadows and light ♪
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♪ Me, I'm nothing but ♪
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♪ Shadows and light ♪
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♪ I'm gonna do you good ♪
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♪ I want to do you good ♪
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All right. Bye.
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Bye, no after-school program, so I'll pick you up.
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I know! I love you, bye!
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Hey, Jesse! Oh, hey, Audrey.
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(man) Oh, just put it over there by the elevator.
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(radio announcer) On this day in history, June 7th,
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Mahatma Gandhi initiated the campaign of civil...
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(station changes to music)
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(power tools running)
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♪ The weather started to change... ♪
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(dog barking)
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(tires screech)
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(tires screech)
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(man) Whoa!
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(barking)
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(man) You tell me, I don't know!
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(man) What are the odds of that?
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Okay, why Professor Neumeyer is not dead.
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Someone wanna have a go at the physics?
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Oh, come on, people.
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(man) Uh, gravity, sir?
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(woman) Terminal velocity?
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(man) The speed you were driving.
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(Carl) The dog!
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Dog is random, dog is destiny.
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Dog is the reason Professor Neumeyer stands here
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instead of being skewered to his truck seat, D-O-G.
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Thank you, Mr. Axelrod.
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This is not a graduate class, uh...
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Could you please confine your comments
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to the appropriate venue.
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(clears throat)
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Make the most of him, kiddiewinks.
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He is the best physics professor you will ever have.
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(students murmuring)
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All right, please open, uh, your books
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to Willard, page 16, "Principles of Particles."
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So... I meant to work on reality sets all spring, but I got
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hijacked by this idea... No office hours today, Carl.
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Oh, believe me, it's okay. Here I just need you to sign
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here and I need you to sign there.
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No, I'm not your thesis advisor, Carl.
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I need you to initial right there...
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Dr. Popovich...
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Oh, Popovich is a useless collection of subatomic...
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This entire lobotomized faculty...
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Carl, you're not listening to me.
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I'm not your thesis advisor.
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Do you know M.I.T. wanted me? Chicago, Cal Tech...
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I chose this overpriced widget factory because of you.
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Stockholm your refutation of Witten's string theory application.
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You anticipated membranes.
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That was a long time ago.
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Yeah, but it is still in there and I want that.
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Carl, you can be extremely annoying.
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I can? Yes, do you know that?
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Damn, Carl, social IQ.
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I completely forgot what today is... for you.
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I mean, death of your wife, birth of your daughter...
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That's enough! No-no-no-no...
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Personal life off-limits, Carl.
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Right, okay. So when I research
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a subject, I research it.
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Like this idea that I've been working on basically since March.
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Here, you forgot your jacket.
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When you get a look at my special project... trust me.
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Dr. Popovich will love it. It will blow your mind!
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I'm sure he'll love it, yeah.
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(woman) Denorvo Insurance.
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Claudia, it's me. Are you busy?
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You sound stressed. Everything okay?
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Well, not really.
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Believe it or not, I'm calling about
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an insurance issue, and I am stressed.
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What happened? You won't believe it.
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(laughing) No way!
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It's amazing, huh?
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Oh, my gosh. Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh (car door closes)
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Uh-oh. Come on.
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It's stuck, it's stuck! Oh! Oh.
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I'm glad it happened after you dropped me off at school.
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Yeah, me too. Thanks.
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Did my mom like Pop-Tarts?
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You know, I don't think she ever ate a Pop-Tart.
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But would she like 'em?
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Yeah, I think she would if she ever tried one,
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but only on weekends.
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Hey, look.
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What is that?
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Looks kind of like a laptop.
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Don't touch it.
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Hey, look, it's got your name on it. Jess!
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Come on, pick it up. What?
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Come on.
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All right, listen, I want you to go stand back there.
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Okay, Dad.
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This is, uh...
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It's locked.
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Maybe someone knew that you were gonna be here to find it.
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Come on, Pop, birthday puzzle.
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We can figure it out, right?
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Yeah, it's just that it's difficult to open a...
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six-digit combination, see? See there?
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(chuckling) Not for you.
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Okay, we gotta get going.
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We don't want to keep the others waiting.
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Why not?
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Well, you know, it's just not a good idea
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to keep anyone waiting.
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Okay, you all set? All set.
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(excited chatter)
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Oh, here they come! Quick, everyone hide!
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Okay, everybody, come on, take your places!
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Let's go! Okay!
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Honey, just leave that, just come...
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Just hide!
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Quick, quick, quick, quick!
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(shrieks, laughs)
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Jesse loves this.
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You mean you do this for her every year?
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Yes, it's our tradition.
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By the way, I invited Claudia to the party.
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You did? Why? Because...
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Hold on a minute...
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Dad, the door isn't locked.
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Well, no, I can't find my house keys.
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Come on, let's just get this over with.
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Surprise!
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(all) Surprise!
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(shrieking)
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Happy Birthday! Thank you!
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Thanks, Uncle Brad.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Are you okay?
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Happy birthday. Thank you.
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Good, yeah.
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Happy birthday, Jesse bear.
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Let me know if there's anything I can get for you.
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(J.T.) Fine. Happy Birthday.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Is that my favorite organic carrot cake?
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Maybe. Ahh!
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Oh, boy...
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Yeah! Yeah!
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How are you? Are you okay? Yeah, yeah.
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Are you sure? Yeah.
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(Jesse) That's an apartment complex.
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(Brad) A whole apartment complex.
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(Jesse) An apartment complex?
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(crosstalk)
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(woman) Can I get you a soda, sweetie?
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(Jesse) Uh, sure, thank you.
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Would you guys like a soda?
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Do you have a root beer? Yes, I do.
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Um, Claudia, um...
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Yeah?
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Maybe we should rethink these.
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Why? They're toy guns.
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Oh, come on, it's a birthday party, it's supposed to be fun.
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Well, actually, it's not just a birthday party.
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It's also the anniversary...
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Of Katherine. Jesse's mom.
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Perhaps you didn't know that.
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No, I know that.
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It's always a tough day for J.T.
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Right.
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Okay, well, why don't we ask him?
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Okay... J.T.?
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Ahh! (shrieking)
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(shrieking and whooping throughout)
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Ahh!
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(door opens, closes)
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Hey, you. Oh, hey.
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That Claudia sure has some great, uh... energy.
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That's what I was gonna say. She has great energy.
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Yeah, she does.
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So you got a new girlfriend.
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You've got a new briefcase.
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Is this a new J.T. sighting? What's next?
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No, no, I, uh, I didn't buy this.
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Somebody left this at Katherine's grave.
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That's somewhat bizarre. Yeah.
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Who knew you were going to be there?
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I mean, besides us. Uh, nobody.
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Well, that's not true actually.
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You remember that grad student of mine, uh, Carl Axelrod?
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(loud shrieks) Oh, oh!
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Ahh!
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Ahh!
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I'll get you!
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Get outta here, whoa!
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Okay, listen to me, listen to me.
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Document everything, all right. Yeah.
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Every conversation, every impression.
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And get witness statements if you can get them.
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You're watching too much Court TV.
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No, come on, you remember that math professor at Stanford? Hey!
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No, you've got to be careful about things these days, you really do.
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(shrieking and laughing...)
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(distant shrieking)
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(keypad beeps)
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(distant shrieking continues)
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(TV newscaster) Headlines for today, June 7th, 1994.
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Friends and family of O.J. Simpson
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are pleading with him to turn himself in.
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(woman over PA) Dr. Davenport, to radiology.
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Dr. Davenport to radiology.
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I'm so sorry, J.T. We lost her.
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(clears throat)
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Come on, Pop, let's go open up my presents.
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All right, I'll be right there. Okay.
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(gasping) Oh, my God!
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PlayStation 2! Wow!
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I want one of those.
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Oh, my gosh, look.
268
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:49,667
(man) Yeah, big score, big score, baby.
269
00:20:49,703 --> 00:20:50,803
Jesse?
270
00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:53,267
Whoa... Holy Cow!
271
00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:54,766
(man) It's bigger than you are.
272
00:20:54,808 --> 00:20:56,838
(Jesse) It's like up to there on me.
273
00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:58,876
Jeez, it is!
274
00:20:58,913 --> 00:21:00,183
Whoa!
275
00:21:00,214 --> 00:21:01,754
(woman) What could that be?
276
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:02,852
(Jesse) I don't know.
277
00:21:02,883 --> 00:21:04,023
(man) Guess, guess.
278
00:21:04,051 --> 00:21:05,791
(Jesse) Flip it over.
279
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,950
It's a telescope!
280
00:21:06,988 --> 00:21:08,018
Whoa!
281
00:21:08,055 --> 00:21:11,685
She's a beaut.
282
00:21:11,726 --> 00:21:13,996
Thank you. Thank you, Papa.
283
00:21:14,029 --> 00:21:14,999
You're welcome.
284
00:21:19,868 --> 00:21:21,098
Pop, let's set up my telescope.
285
00:21:21,136 --> 00:21:22,836
I got to go out for just a little bit, Jess.
286
00:21:22,871 --> 00:21:25,071
I cannot find my house keys.
287
00:21:25,107 --> 00:21:26,477
They're on the infinity ring.
288
00:21:26,508 --> 00:21:28,108
Where are you taking the case, Pop?
289
00:21:28,143 --> 00:21:29,953
Okay, here's what we're gonna do, Jess.
290
00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:32,449
When I get back, we are going to set up the telescope together
291
00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:35,222
and we're gonna look at the star nursery in Orion.
292
00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:36,421
Promise? Promise.
293
00:21:36,452 --> 00:21:37,692
Hold you to it.
294
00:21:39,956 --> 00:21:41,256
Thanks for staying, Claudia.
295
00:21:47,498 --> 00:21:50,398
Hey! Hey.
296
00:21:52,469 --> 00:21:54,369
What's wrong? Nothing.
297
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,311
Should I be taking this personally
298
00:21:58,342 --> 00:21:59,882
or is it just the whole day?
299
00:21:59,910 --> 00:22:01,250
No, no, it's been... You've been great.
300
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,409
No, I just... I...
301
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,747
I have to take care of this.
302
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,222
And it can't wait till morning?
303
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,350
I'll tell you what. I will tell you
304
00:22:06,384 --> 00:22:09,254
all about it tonight in bed.
305
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,417
In bed here? Mm-hmm.
306
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,762
(J.T. clears throat)
307
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:22,537
Have you spoken to her?
308
00:22:22,568 --> 00:22:27,208
No, but... I think she'll be okay about it.
309
00:22:27,239 --> 00:22:30,279
Well, I'd like to know if she'd be okay about it.
310
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:32,379
Because if she's not,
311
00:22:32,412 --> 00:22:34,282
a couple of months of hot dating
312
00:22:34,314 --> 00:22:36,084
is all we're ever gonna be.
313
00:22:36,116 --> 00:22:39,986
Well, I agree, and I think we should play it safe and...
314
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:42,060
Listen, I don't want to blow this either.
315
00:22:42,089 --> 00:22:43,859
All right? We'll just be careful.
316
00:22:50,298 --> 00:22:52,798
See you later, squirrel! Bye, Pop.
317
00:23:09,985 --> 00:23:11,415
(ticking)
318
00:23:11,453 --> 00:23:13,323
(exhales)
319
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,339
(Carl) Like, this idea that I've been working on
320
00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:37,314
basically since March. Here, you forgot your jacket.
321
00:24:39,214 --> 00:24:41,084
So when you get a look at my special project,
322
00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:44,245
trust me, it will blow your mind!
323
00:25:34,238 --> 00:25:37,108
(glass shatters, cat screeches)
324
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,950
(distant car alarm blares)
325
00:25:58,698 --> 00:26:01,268
(Carl) Who is it?
326
00:26:01,301 --> 00:26:03,301
Professor Neumeyer. We need to talk right now.
327
00:26:03,336 --> 00:26:05,336
(Carl) Step back from the door.
328
00:26:05,371 --> 00:26:08,511
Your special project, Carl. We need to talk about it
329
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:11,781
Step back from the door.
330
00:26:11,812 --> 00:26:13,752
You crossed the line, Carl.
331
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,721
Who is it?
332
00:26:15,749 --> 00:26:18,319
(camera whirring)
333
00:26:18,352 --> 00:26:19,652
All right, Carl.
334
00:26:19,687 --> 00:26:22,557
How about I take this to campus security
335
00:26:22,589 --> 00:26:23,619
and let them deal with you?
336
00:26:23,657 --> 00:26:26,387
Step back from the door!
337
00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:32,733
Who is it?
338
00:26:32,767 --> 00:26:36,707
(bell chiming, ticking)
339
00:26:40,209 --> 00:26:42,779
Don't you dare tell me it's easy, okay?
340
00:26:42,812 --> 00:26:45,722
Forget the picture, just look at the shapes.
341
00:26:45,748 --> 00:26:47,178
(phone ringing)
342
00:26:47,216 --> 00:26:49,386
Oh, here. (meows)
343
00:26:49,418 --> 00:26:51,248
Come here.
344
00:26:51,287 --> 00:26:53,317
(phone ringing)
345
00:26:53,356 --> 00:26:55,086
Northwest Psychic Hotline.
346
00:26:55,124 --> 00:26:56,664
Uh, hey, it's me.
347
00:26:56,693 --> 00:26:58,303
Did you open the case?
348
00:26:58,328 --> 00:26:59,458
Uh, listen, I'm gonna be a little longer.
349
00:26:59,496 --> 00:27:01,566
Will you tell Claudia?
350
00:27:01,598 --> 00:27:04,128
I'm stopping by Brad and Chantal's, then I'll be home.
351
00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:05,237
Well, you promised to set up my telescope
352
00:27:05,268 --> 00:27:06,598
so I'm gonna wait for you,
353
00:27:06,636 --> 00:27:09,166
school night and all. Okay, deal.
354
00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:11,706
Dad's gonna be late.
355
00:27:11,743 --> 00:27:14,213
No biggie.
356
00:27:14,245 --> 00:27:15,645
Hey, wait a minute...
357
00:27:17,815 --> 00:27:18,815
Ha!
358
00:27:48,248 --> 00:27:50,378
Whoa! Jeez!
359
00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:51,847
(laughing)
360
00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:53,745
You should have seen your face.
361
00:27:53,787 --> 00:27:55,387
(laughing)
362
00:27:55,422 --> 00:27:56,822
Oh, you bastard.
363
00:27:59,527 --> 00:28:00,557
Hey, I want to show you this.
364
00:28:00,594 --> 00:28:01,604
You gotta read this.
365
00:28:01,629 --> 00:28:03,229
What is it?
366
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,834
A grad student's summer project.
367
00:28:04,865 --> 00:28:06,265
Stick 'em up!
368
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,470
(laughing)
369
00:28:08,502 --> 00:28:10,672
This is incredible. Hmm.
370
00:28:10,704 --> 00:28:12,414
Look at this bullet hole.
371
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,140
Is there such a thing as grad school for Photoshop?
372
00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:18,207
(chuckles) Yeah, but it's not flawless, you know.
373
00:28:18,246 --> 00:28:19,506
I don't have a blue parka.
374
00:28:19,548 --> 00:28:21,818
I don't own a green Jeep Cherokee.
375
00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:23,490
And there's no way I would ever step foot
376
00:28:23,518 --> 00:28:26,188
into a redneck bar called "Buck Naked."
377
00:28:26,221 --> 00:28:29,161
Well, what are you gonna do?
378
00:28:29,192 --> 00:28:31,792
I don't know, turn it over tomorrow to campus police.
379
00:28:31,828 --> 00:28:33,258
Campus police?
380
00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:34,626
Nuh-uh, you need the real thing.
381
00:28:34,664 --> 00:28:37,534
Come on, J.T., this is really sick.
382
00:28:37,567 --> 00:28:39,797
This is what they call obsessive behavior.
383
00:28:39,836 --> 00:28:41,766
This guy is deranged.
384
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:43,674
This goes way, way beyond stalking.
385
00:28:43,706 --> 00:28:45,506
You gotta take this stuff downtown tonight
386
00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:47,212
and let the police deal with Carl.
387
00:28:47,244 --> 00:28:49,184
There's no way to prove he did it.
388
00:28:49,213 --> 00:28:52,183
Well, is he smart enough? Or crazy enough?
389
00:28:52,216 --> 00:28:53,576
You know what he is? He's a religious fanatic
390
00:28:53,617 --> 00:28:55,817
whose religion happens to be quantum physics.
391
00:28:55,853 --> 00:28:57,353
Hey, wait a minute.
392
00:28:57,387 --> 00:29:00,187
Look at this.
393
00:29:00,225 --> 00:29:02,185
I'm on this suspect list,
394
00:29:02,227 --> 00:29:04,327
and he's got my social security number.
395
00:29:04,362 --> 00:29:08,302
My God, this could be identity theft.
396
00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,203
If you're not gonna call, I'm gonna do it right now.
397
00:29:10,235 --> 00:29:11,735
Wait, whoa, hold on.
398
00:29:11,769 --> 00:29:13,809
I got a better idea.
399
00:29:13,838 --> 00:29:15,408
There's a detective here.
400
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,310
Detective Irwin Sikorski.
401
00:29:18,344 --> 00:29:22,284
(siren blaring, dispatch over radio)
402
00:29:31,758 --> 00:29:33,988
Give me tape, lots of tape!
403
00:29:34,027 --> 00:29:36,327
Give me room to live and breathe!
404
00:29:49,377 --> 00:29:50,707
When you got here, what did you do?
405
00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:52,375
Nothing much.
406
00:29:52,413 --> 00:29:53,853
Checked for a pulse, but he was flatlined.
407
00:29:53,881 --> 00:29:55,921
Dialed you straight up, Detective.
408
00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:58,690
(siren blaring)
409
00:30:01,656 --> 00:30:04,586
Well, let's see what we have.
410
00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:24,480
Autopsy's gonna find that, or what's missing from that,
411
00:30:24,514 --> 00:30:26,954
stuck in his esophagus.
412
00:30:26,983 --> 00:30:29,823
Either asphyxiated, went cardiac or both.
413
00:30:29,852 --> 00:30:32,692
No foul play, no fun for me.
414
00:30:36,026 --> 00:30:38,526
Tell Donut Dan to lay us out a few dozen murder weapons
415
00:30:38,562 --> 00:30:40,662
before I eat that evidence, would you?
416
00:30:40,698 --> 00:30:41,798
Yeah, you got it.
417
00:30:41,832 --> 00:30:43,902
Stand back! I live right there!
418
00:30:43,934 --> 00:30:45,444
Excuse me!
419
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:46,669
Hey, unless you're the new evidence man,
420
00:30:46,704 --> 00:30:47,914
get the hell out of my crime scene.
421
00:30:47,938 --> 00:30:50,438
Detective Sikorski, J.T. Neumeyer.
422
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,905
I just need a moment of your time.
423
00:30:51,943 --> 00:30:53,713
I'll give you a moment in my holding tank, Neumeyer.
424
00:30:53,745 --> 00:30:54,905
Now get the hell out of here!
425
00:30:54,946 --> 00:30:56,776
It's very important... please.
426
00:31:02,854 --> 00:31:07,064
(chuckling)
427
00:31:07,093 --> 00:31:09,303
(chuckling continues)
428
00:31:12,465 --> 00:31:13,495
(meows)
429
00:31:15,968 --> 00:31:18,638
(distant dog barks)
430
00:31:20,507 --> 00:31:21,877
You know, if that guy out there
431
00:31:21,908 --> 00:31:23,678
chewed like his mother taught him,
432
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:26,810
he'd be home watching the news by now.
433
00:31:26,847 --> 00:31:28,047
How did you find me?
434
00:31:28,081 --> 00:31:30,621
I have a friend who works at a newspaper.
435
00:31:30,651 --> 00:31:32,591
They have a scanner, they knew you'd be here
436
00:31:32,619 --> 00:31:34,089
and they knew you had a weakness for pastrami, so...
437
00:31:34,121 --> 00:31:36,361
(chuckling)
438
00:31:36,391 --> 00:31:37,961
I got a lot of weaknesses, believe me.
439
00:31:37,992 --> 00:31:38,992
Hmm...
440
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,027
So, uh...
441
00:31:41,062 --> 00:31:43,672
You're scheduled to die on Friday, huh?
442
00:31:43,698 --> 00:31:45,368
Yeah, I hope not, it's inconvenient.
443
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,900
Always is.
444
00:31:48,936 --> 00:31:51,136
Hand them out to those guys over there.
445
00:31:51,173 --> 00:31:53,613
So, you got anybody in mind for this?
446
00:31:53,642 --> 00:31:55,382
It's obviously somebody you know.
447
00:31:55,411 --> 00:31:57,111
You must have some idea.
448
00:31:57,146 --> 00:32:00,016
Well, there's, uh, there's a graduate student named Carl Axelrod.
449
00:32:00,049 --> 00:32:03,689
So that's a start.
450
00:32:03,719 --> 00:32:06,519
Why don't you, um, tell this to campus police?
451
00:32:06,556 --> 00:32:08,056
They live for this kind of crap.
452
00:32:08,091 --> 00:32:10,131
Doesn't it bother you that your, your name's on it?
453
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,160
Well, if it has to do with homicide, it better be.
454
00:32:13,196 --> 00:32:14,956
I'm sorry, Professor, I don't do hoaxes,
455
00:32:14,998 --> 00:32:16,928
especially ones full of holes.
456
00:32:16,966 --> 00:32:19,966
Holes? What do you mean by that?
457
00:32:21,905 --> 00:32:23,005
Well, it says here I didn't attend
458
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,940
the autopsy, right there.
459
00:32:24,975 --> 00:32:27,005
"Tuesday, June 15th, 2:00 p.m.
460
00:32:27,044 --> 00:32:28,954
Investigating officer is not present."
461
00:32:28,979 --> 00:32:32,749
You know the last time I missed an autopsy? Hmm?
462
00:32:32,783 --> 00:32:34,553
Neither do I.
463
00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:39,015
You know, I don't know you from a hole in the ground.
464
00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:41,457
But you don't look the type to me that hangs out
465
00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:42,763
in a sleaze pit like Buck Naked.
466
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,504
No... no.
467
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:46,159
It's just a prank.
468
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:48,498
Some junior egghead
469
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:49,573
just trying to screw with you a little.
470
00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,471
A little huh? Yeah.
471
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,113
I see people get screwed with a lot.
472
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:54,608
This is a little.
473
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,810
It's just paper.
474
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:03,949
Why don't you, uh, go home and just be thankful
475
00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:06,123
you didn't die with a piece of donut clogged in your throat?
476
00:33:08,789 --> 00:33:11,089
Thanks for the pastrami.
477
00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:23,797
(clock ticking)
478
00:33:33,281 --> 00:33:35,721
(dog barking)
479
00:33:40,156 --> 00:33:42,856
Hey. Oh, hey.
480
00:33:42,892 --> 00:33:44,632
When did you get back?
481
00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:45,900
About a half-hour ago.
482
00:33:45,928 --> 00:33:47,698
Did you get everything taken care of?
483
00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:50,000
Yeah, for tonight anyway.
484
00:33:50,032 --> 00:33:51,272
I'm sorry it took so long.
485
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:54,770
Oh, you know what? Hmm?
486
00:33:54,804 --> 00:33:56,744
It was time well spent. She's a good kid, we had fun.
487
00:33:59,876 --> 00:34:02,776
What do you say you run a bath and we have a little fun, too?
488
00:34:02,813 --> 00:34:04,613
Hmm?
489
00:34:04,648 --> 00:34:05,948
I'll be right up.
490
00:34:05,982 --> 00:34:08,752
I'm just gonna show Jesse the Orion Nebula.
491
00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,196
Those are baby stars, Jess,
492
00:34:24,235 --> 00:34:28,065
made up from gases and space dust.
493
00:34:29,842 --> 00:34:31,542
You know the light we're seeing tonight
494
00:34:31,577 --> 00:34:33,147
was emitted 1500 years ago?
495
00:34:33,178 --> 00:34:34,578
Wow.
496
00:34:37,616 --> 00:34:40,246
You opened the case, didn't you?
497
00:35:20,762 --> 00:35:22,262
Entrez. Hmm...
498
00:35:22,297 --> 00:35:24,967
Care to join me?
499
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,940
Absolutely.
500
00:35:32,909 --> 00:35:35,279
Thank you.
501
00:35:35,311 --> 00:35:37,311
For what?
502
00:35:37,346 --> 00:35:39,216
Well, for being here,
503
00:35:39,248 --> 00:35:42,248
being so good to Jesse.
504
00:35:42,285 --> 00:35:45,585
But most of all, for being naked in this bathtub.
505
00:36:00,805 --> 00:36:03,675
Want to wash my back? You tease.
506
00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:05,038
Absolutely.
507
00:36:14,185 --> 00:36:16,115
I've got a present for you.
508
00:36:16,155 --> 00:36:19,325
I thought it would be perfect for you, so...
509
00:36:19,358 --> 00:36:21,058
What did you do?
510
00:36:31,171 --> 00:36:32,311
Do you like it?
511
00:36:36,042 --> 00:36:38,352
What's wrong?
512
00:36:42,148 --> 00:36:44,818
But I just bought it, J.T.
513
00:36:44,851 --> 00:36:47,221
How could Carl know right down to the color?
514
00:36:50,858 --> 00:36:54,728
You know, I mean every second parka is blue.
515
00:36:54,762 --> 00:36:57,932
It's a coincidence, it's...
516
00:36:57,965 --> 00:36:59,795
I mean, it's... (chuckling)
517
00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:02,344
Look, look, you weren't even at my funeral.
518
00:37:02,371 --> 00:37:04,041
You wouldn't miss that, would you?
519
00:37:04,072 --> 00:37:05,742
I mean, it's... (chuckling)
520
00:37:05,774 --> 00:37:07,884
Claudia, look, I'm a physics teacher.
521
00:37:07,909 --> 00:37:09,209
I'm a single dad.
522
00:37:09,244 --> 00:37:11,884
I do jigsaw puzzles, for God sakes.
523
00:37:11,913 --> 00:37:14,753
Who would want to kill me? I'm too damn dull.
524
00:37:16,885 --> 00:37:19,055
Do you want to kill me? No.
525
00:37:19,088 --> 00:37:21,088
Do you think Brad wants to kill me?
526
00:37:21,124 --> 00:37:22,934
Why would Brad want to kill you?
527
00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:24,989
He's your brother-in-law.
528
00:37:25,028 --> 00:37:28,458
Yeah, well, but... I'm gonna show you something here.
529
00:37:28,498 --> 00:37:31,998
You're both on the suspect list.
530
00:37:32,035 --> 00:37:34,435
Wow, I'm a suspect. Yeah, along with Carl,
531
00:37:34,471 --> 00:37:37,741
who worships me for some reason.
532
00:37:37,775 --> 00:37:39,335
And then there's some guy I've never heard of.
533
00:37:39,376 --> 00:37:40,836
Who?
534
00:37:42,146 --> 00:37:43,706
Roy Bremmer.
535
00:37:47,818 --> 00:37:49,288
All right, this is really unromantic.
536
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,190
I think we need to just put this away.
537
00:37:52,223 --> 00:37:53,293
Let's take a rain check.
538
00:37:57,429 --> 00:37:59,259
Well, I mean Claudia, you can still stay.
539
00:37:59,297 --> 00:38:01,767
Another time!
540
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,470
Claudia, what's wrong? I...
541
00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:05,141
Nothing's wrong.
542
00:38:05,171 --> 00:38:09,211
I mean, I know this whole thing is kind of spooky but...
543
00:38:09,241 --> 00:38:10,381
Nothing's wrong.
544
00:38:10,409 --> 00:38:11,809
I just think it would be better
545
00:38:11,844 --> 00:38:13,754
if we did it another time, that's all.
546
00:40:31,459 --> 00:40:36,229
(clock ticking)
547
00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:04,563
(clock ticking)
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