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I'm here on a supply run,
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doing something
completely unheard of.
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The falcated duck male--
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it possesses
an elaborate tail plumage,
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which I plan on recreating,
using a little known technique,
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which uses paper feathers.
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The tail plumage is
actually a sign of fitness
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and it denotes
the male sexual vitality.
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This duck fucks.
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♪
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I inherited it from Rod Carrow.
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No. He won the nationals in '83.
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Yep. There's a lot of
history in this tool.
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You want to hold it?
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Come on. Don't tease me.
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Go on.
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(whispering:) Oh my God.
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It's like a lightning rod.
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I gotta tell ya,
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that chisel helped me rough out
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some of the best
ducks I ever carved.
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And do you miss it?
Carving?
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Every day.
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Enjoy it while
you've got it, kid.
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(door opening, bell dinging)
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Brunswick.
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Peltier.
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♪
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Oh, boy!
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There's a lot of delicate egos
coming through this competition
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and this arrangement takes
a lot of brain power.
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A star next
the name on this list indicates
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that someone has requested that
they not be placed next to you.
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Imagine...
(chuckling)
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Wait a minute.
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Hold on.
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That just might be it.
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Dennis!
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Dennis: Yeah?!
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- Dennis, come here!
- Dennis: What?!
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- Come up!
- Dennis: What?!
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Oh, wow.
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You cracked it.
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It nearly killed me,
but I think I really did it.
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This is--
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What? What is it?
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Open your eyes, Barb.
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You got Frank Brunswick
next to Ed Macyk.
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That's suicide!
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I can't do it.
it's too much!
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Pull yourself together! Come on!
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There's thirty-six
people relying on you!
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You think I don't know that?!
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(Barb sobbing)
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You lost?
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Draw knife bit the dust.
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So, I thought I'd patronize a
struggling small business owner.
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The only thing I'm
struggling to do is understand
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why you didn't just
order one online.
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Amandeep: Oh, God,
the history here...
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It's like two rutting
bucks locking horns.
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Alberta carving has
been a three-horse race
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for the last twenty years--
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Donald "The Loonatic" Sinclair,
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Rhett Peltier,
and Frank Brunswick.
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Frank Brunswick has never
taken home the crown.
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Always the bridesmaid,
never the bride.
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Rhett and The Loonatic
have been trading the title
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back and forth, until,
three years ago,
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when Rhett had to step off
the competition circuit.
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Tremors.
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And well, we lost The Loonatic.
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And so, now,
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Frank Brunswick is the top dog.
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I'll take a draw knife.
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That's a serious
tool, Brunswick.
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Before purchase,
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I'm gonna have to ask you if
you're capable to handle it.
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Peltier...
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I doubt you'd be able to ID
tupelo from basswood.
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That's rich, coming from Frank
"The Copycat" Brunswick.
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He's never carved an
original decoy in his life.
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- Ball hockey.
- Oh, yeah?
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'92?
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You showed up with
an exact replica
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of Russ Mann's shoveler,
which won in '86.
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I've never heard of Russ Mann.
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Rhett: What about '98?
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Andy Pelech set the circuit
on fire with a Canvas Back,
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and lo and behold, old
Brunswick here shows up with,
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you guessed it, a Canvas Back.
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You don't have an
original bone in your body.
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Amandeep: Oh my God.
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It is a cage match!
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No one, and I mean no one, on
the circuit has relied more
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on sucking up to the
judges than you, Rhett.
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I lobbied for
blind submissions--
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keep the carver out of it--
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and you were the one
who was so scared.
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It's duck carving, Frank!
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You can't separate
the carver from the duck!
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You want to sterilize carving,
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surround yourself
with diagrams and charts.
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But by God, you'll never get it.
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Nothing about
duck carving has to be correct;
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it just has to be true.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Just give me the damn
knife and I'll go.
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Take the knife,
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free of charge.
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I don't want you
having any excuses
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when you lose again this year.
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You and old Donald Sinclair,
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playing grab ass in the winner's
circle for the last ten years.
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I'm glad he's gone.
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Get out.
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My technique will finally get
the recognition it deserves.
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The only thing you deserve is
a rotary tool up your ass.
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(Frank chuckling)
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The joke's on him--
I don't use power tools.
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How about this?
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Whoops. So long.
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(bell dinging, door closing)
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You weren't actually going to
stab him, were you?
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(exhaling sharply)
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I brought dinner!
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Dinner? I just met her.
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That one doesn't work.
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Ehh. It kind of does.
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And yeah, no, dinner
would be fantastic.
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I'll take it in my studio.
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Your studio?
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This is our dining room
and you're not a painter.
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Painter?
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I just met her!
(snickering)
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(sighing)
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(whispering:) She loves it.
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(relaxing flute music playing)
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Narrator: The Mallard duck has
managed to exist in man's world
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and he's done it
most successfully.
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(ducks quacking)
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You win.
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Narrator: For a more complete
story on the mallard duck,
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why not contact the Canadian
Wildlife Service in Ottawa?
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I-- I know now why
my dad loved this so much.
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It's so peaceful.
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And when you see it come
together from a block of wood,
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you feel so...
accomplished.
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The time I wasted
when he was around
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and I took it for granted.
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I could have done this
with him a hundred times,
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I never did.
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I only thought about myself.
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You know, he's never talked
about his dad that much
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since he's passed.
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♪
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I'd like to return this wood.
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What seems
to be the issue, Zeke?
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Carver's block.
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You hear about it
happening to people,
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just don't think
it's gonna happen to you.
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Rhett: I see.
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Zeke, brother...
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I owe you an apology.
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No. I'm the one that
needs to apologize...
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to the wood, to the trees,
to the gods of carving.
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No. This block's defective.
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- Defective?
- Yeah, man.
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I must swap this. No charge.
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Hang on.
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I am so sorry, man.
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You really should be a little
more careful, Rhett.
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Some people go crazy when
it comes this carving business.
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They can lose their minds!
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It's irresponsible.
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- Sorry, Zeke.
- (bell dinging)
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Won't happen again..
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I knew there was
something off with that wood.
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Exact same piece of wood.
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(footsteps approaching)
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(door closing)
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Hi, sweetie.
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Ex-- excited for
the competition, I bet.
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Maybe you'll meet a
nice guy there this year.
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(chuckling nervously)
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Someone to date.
Wouldn't that be nice?
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Well...
(chuckling nervously)
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...I'll leave you to it.
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(footsteps receding)
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That would be nice,
but I don't have much hope.
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It doesn't help that the average
age at the competition
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is probably 70 and...
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none of the seniors
want a relationship.
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They just wanna hook up.
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It's done.
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(whispering:) Oh my God.
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(footsteps approaching)
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- All done.
- Wow.
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Looks pretty good, this one.
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I think so, too.
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I hope the judges agree.
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Thank you, Dennis.
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We will get this done,
Barb, okay?
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Somehow we will.
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We have to.
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(sighing)
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Starting from scratch.
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- No!
- I'm sorry.
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Margaret: It's late, babe.
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I'm almost done.
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Wow. It looks great.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Just have to glue these
eyes on and then I'm done.
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It's kind of absurd.
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The rules say they
have to be glass.
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Wait, there's rules?
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Are there?
There's twenty pages of them.
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No. You've got to
be kidding me.
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Look at this.
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"Carvers will be
judged on how well
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"they capture the bird's jizz."
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Please tell me that "jizz" means
something else in duck carving.
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Thankfully, it does. There's no
jizz capturing happening.
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It's just-- you know, it means
the bird as a whole. Okay?
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Well, it seems
safer to say that.
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We carvers prefer "jizz."
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I, um...
I know you'll be happy
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to see this all cleaned up.
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I'll tidy everything before
I go to Lloyd tomorrow
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and then,
I'll be out of your hair.
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About that, um...
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Sarah's in town this weekend.
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- Okay.
- She offered to take my shifts.
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- I'm coming with you.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You're coming to Lloydminster?
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Yeah. I don't wanna miss it.
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I gotta make sure
you capture that jizz.
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(chuckling)
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♪
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♪ Be true or be gone ♪
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♪ You're only fooling yourself ♪
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♪ Open hand or not ♪
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♪ You are holding out ♪
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♪ But there is no light ♪
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♪ That you can't live in ♪
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♪ Tear it apart ♪
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♪ Your old confession
made in the dark ♪
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♪ Now, every hour,
change of heart ♪
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♪ You're running away ♪
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♪ But the shadow is yours ♪
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♪
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♪ Cover all your steps ♪
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♪ One day, I know
they will be tried ♪
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♪ No deception left ♪
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♪ And now, even you
might realize ♪
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♪ That there is no lie
that you can live in ♪
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♪ Tear it apart ♪
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♪ Your own confession ♪
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♪ Made in the dark ♪
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♪ Now every hour ♪
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♪ Change of heart ♪
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♪ You're running away ♪
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♪ But the shadow is your own ♪
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♪ Your own ♪
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♪ One day,
when it finds you... ♪
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