Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:06,836
♪
2
00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,910
It is true, we were bumped from
the Lloydminster rec centre
3
00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:13,580
this year due to a scheduling
conflict.
4
00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,511
Turns out they're using it
5
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,516
for their "Fight Cancer
Walkathon" headquarters.
6
00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,919
Pfft.
7
00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,520
Those rec centre people are as
good as dead to me now.
8
00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:33,634
♪
9
00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:37,272
Oh, here we go.
10
00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:40,470
All right, Dennis. Look alive.
11
00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,074
We're about to
play hardball here,
12
00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,476
and if we show any sign of
weakness in front of these types
13
00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,848
they'll gut us.
14
00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,448
Thanks, Mom.
15
00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:53,689
You're late.
16
00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,547
Sorry, my mom couldn't
find her purse.
17
00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,015
I'm sorry, we're working on a
pretty tight schedule here.
18
00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,834
- What was your name?
- Griffin.
19
00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:18,712
The old key act. Seen it a
million times.
20
00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:22,112
Gotta wake up a lot earlier than
that to rattle old Barb.
21
00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,576
A lot earlier.
22
00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:28,624
(opera music playing)
23
00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:34,260
Whoa, I feel like I'm about to
jump out of a plane.
24
00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,391
Okay.
25
00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:39,056
Watch the process.
26
00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:43,936
(whirring)
27
00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:58,618
It's important never to rush the
process, you know?
28
00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:02,549
"Getting things done" is such a
Western idea.
29
00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:06,826
I think everybody knows that the
muse runs on her own schedule.
30
00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:11,427
You know? Rushing is suicide.
31
00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:16,101
♪
32
00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:19,543
Oh, you know. Just the usual for
a guy like me.
33
00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:26,413
My favourite. Soul food.
34
00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,213
My sous chef.
35
00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:33,654
Just kidding. That's my
wonderful wife, Simran.
36
00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,164
She loves it when I cook
Canadian cuisine.
37
00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,029
No.
38
00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,002
(shouting indistinctly)
39
00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,597
Oh boy.
40
00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:50,268
♪
41
00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,001
It's been a bit of trial
and error.
42
00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,335
It's kinda hard to figure this
out on your own.
43
00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,541
I've, uh, had to seek some help.
44
00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:00,283
Rhett Peltier, carve you a dime,
give you nine cents change.
45
00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,450
He calls himself "the original
bad boy of Alberta carving."
46
00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,880
I dislike having him in my home.
47
00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,686
He's been really helpful.
48
00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,758
He actually knew my dad back
in the day.
49
00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:12,357
Used to call his dad the
"Loon-a-tic,"
50
00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,489
'cause all he carved was loons.
51
00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:19,025
Yeah... your dad.
52
00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,772
He attracted more hens than
Cigar Daisy.
53
00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:25,299
You went with him to any
waterfowl carving show
54
00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,836
in Western Canada,
55
00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,510
and the ducks weren't the only
thing getting wet.
56
00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:34,581
When I say "wet" I mean wetter
than a Manitoba marsh.
57
00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,981
Hold on, hens?
58
00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,424
Carving groupies.
59
00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,819
There's no way that's a thing.
60
00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,921
Oh, it's a thing.
61
00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,923
Right.
(chuckling nervously)
62
00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,055
Let me start burning in the
feathers.
63
00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,661
Whoa! What'd I tell you about
putting your greasy paws
64
00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,334
all over an unfinished loon?
65
00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,802
Sorry.
66
00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,136
Now that's better.
67
00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:00,337
Carvers can be a bit particular.
68
00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,610
They're weird.
69
00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:12,719
♪
70
00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,761
Clerk: Hello, sir. Can I can
help you with anything?
71
00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,689
Does this place carry draw
knives?
72
00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:22,885
Um, pardon me?
73
00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,826
Fixed blade knives for carving.
74
00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,201
I don't think we carry those.
75
00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:29,971
Maybe try houseware? This is the
woodworking section.
76
00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,440
I know what section I'm in.
77
00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,168
Sure. It's just that the tools
for carving meat
78
00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,844
aren't over here. See, we
separate the tools based on--
79
00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:40,583
Meat?! It's carving, son!
Wood carving!
80
00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,450
Oh, I think you mean whittling.
81
00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,449
(laughing in disbelief)
82
00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,352
Call it what you must.
83
00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:52,415
Okay. Well, it looks like we
don't have it,
84
00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,726
so what I can recommend is maybe
a kitchen knife.
85
00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,358
I can take you over to the
section that--
86
00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:59,403
Stop. Next you're going to tell
me you don't know the difference
87
00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,199
between flat sawn and quarter
sawn lumber.
88
00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:05,802
Uh, of course I do. Let me just
look it up.
89
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:12,605
(groaning)
What is the world coming to?!
90
00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:14,712
Have a great day!
91
00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,015
Yike.
92
00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:23,817
♪
93
00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,294
Oh my God.
94
00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,092
No way.
95
00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,425
It's perfect!
96
00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,969
What do you think about the
acoustics, Griffin?
97
00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:40,109
Um... good?
98
00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,107
(stomping)
99
00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,309
Blue bill!
100
00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,010
Blue bill!
101
00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:55,454
Pintail! Pintail! Pintail!
102
00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:56,915
Pintail!
103
00:05:56,924 --> 00:06:00,064
Pintail! Oh!
104
00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:04,130
Ma-mallard! Dr-drake!
105
00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,931
Merganser! Merganser!
106
00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:09,303
Mer!
(stomping)
107
00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:10,742
Hey! Hey!
108
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:17,409
Maaaa! Maaaa!
109
00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:20,351
Ruddy duck! Ruddy!
110
00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:23,447
Yeah, I can work with that.
Yeah.
111
00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:30,289
Okay, Griffin. We're interested.
112
00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:33,630
Definitely. But we need
to talk turkey.
113
00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:38,227
$200 for the entire day is a
little rich for our blood.
114
00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,331
We will do $100.
115
00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,099
Or we walk.
116
00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,304
Final offer, Jack.
117
00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:50,836
Um, sorry, it's $200
for the day.
118
00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,284
My boss said that's the price.
119
00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,508
Then we walk.
120
00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:57,746
Okay.
121
00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:16,796
I, uh, actually haven't started
carving yet
122
00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,003
because the light is all wrong.
123
00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:21,735
So, you know, light is colour,
124
00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,472
and colour is like, the
creative conduit
125
00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:28,076
towards all things creative,
so...
126
00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:32,221
I just figure that with these
fresh curtains,
127
00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,288
it just makes the space
more fecund
128
00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:39,317
for the consummation of
ideas, see?
129
00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:42,626
Like, look at that. Already.
130
00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,899
I mean, obviously.
131
00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:48,027
Let me just put it like
that a bit.
132
00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,574
(laughing)
133
00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,540
Oh man, it's so basic.
134
00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:59,705
I've been a fan for years, but
now I'm going for it.
135
00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,653
Swimming with the sharks.
136
00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:05,718
Don't you mean "swimming with
the ducks," no?
137
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,519
That's not even a phrase, babe.
138
00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,721
I know that.
139
00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:12,662
You carve a duck, eh?
You carve a duck.
140
00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:16,059
And that can never be taken
away from you.
141
00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,402
The knowledge, that is.
142
00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,397
I mean, somebody can steal
the duck.
143
00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:22,069
Oh, better get it insured, hm?
144
00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,739
From all those duck burglars.
145
00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:27,067
Yes! Exactly my point. Lloyd's
of London, maybe.
146
00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:30,613
Hah-hah. Great idea, honey.
147
00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,377
Why did my dad only carve loons?
148
00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,784
He loved them.
149
00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:42,886
Shit, he'd ride in a canoe at
dusk just to watch them
150
00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,619
all by himself.
151
00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,485
I asked him about it one time,
and he said
152
00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:52,104
"Rhett, they go down in that
dark water, disappear.
153
00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,298
"They always come back up."
154
00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,601
He loved their call, too.
155
00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,238
I haven't heard once since
I was a kid.
156
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,246
Shit. I screwed that up.
157
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,216
Nah, it's okay. It's just wood.
158
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,389
Sand away the mistakes.
159
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,288
Nothing is ever unfixable.
160
00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,987
Waves of inspiration
161
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:26,396
wash over us constantly.
162
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:31,040
Are we quiet enough to listen?
163
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:37,679
(screaming)
164
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:46,078
♪
165
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,816
Dude, are you ready?
166
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:51,161
To paint? God, no. Still got a
ton of work to do on the body.
167
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,588
- No, to go out!
- We're going out?
168
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,894
- Yes.
- Where?
169
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,826
Donald, it's Saturday night!
170
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,902
And I said on Monday that I
wanted to go to that new bar.
171
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,772
Donald: You're right, you're
right. I'm sorry.
172
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,471
Yep, we're going out.
173
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:08,914
You're not gonna change?
174
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,938
What's wrong with this?
175
00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:20,947
Fine, Griffin. You win.
176
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:31,401
Hi, Griffin, it's Barb.
We'll take it.
177
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:35,328
Barb. The woman who you showed
the venue to today.
178
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:39,135
Uh, the venue where you work,
Griffin.
179
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,611
I appreciate that you're gaming
right now,
180
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,540
but we really need to secure
our venue.
181
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:51,416
Yes, $200. We-- we can live
with that.
182
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,148
Well, thank you very much.
183
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,422
It will be a pleasure doing
business with you, I'm sure.
184
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:58,962
Oh, okay, goodbye, Griff--
well, there, he's gone.
185
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,958
(sighing)
186
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,430
We did it. We did it!
187
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,958
- (screaming)
- Dennis!
188
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,425
I'm gonna get the cranberry.
189
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,633
Oh my goodness. Oh my stars!
Okay.
190
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:12,395
Let's get that off the
list, pronto.
191
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:15,235
♪
192
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,981
Oh my gosh, it feels really good
to get out
193
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,649
and just unwind, and...
194
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,190
This is pretty wonderful.
Cheers.
195
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,717
Do you think this
is biscuit joint?
196
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:29,992
I don't know.
197
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:33,190
At the seam here. It's probably
biscuit joint, right?
198
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,393
Definitely biscuit joint.
199
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,925
Can you imagine
clamping this puppy?
200
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,130
Quite the job.
201
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,461
Look at the round-over on the
edge here.
202
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:40,925
Some quality stuff.
203
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,204
What do you think they use for
it, a router?
204
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,202
Router? I just met her.
205
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:49,305
(laughing)
206
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:54,476
Donald:
Oh God. That's good.
207
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,021
That never gets old, does it?
208
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,947
Rhett:
Nope.
209
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:02,821
♪ I just want a call ♪
210
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,287
♪ Call ♪
211
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,629
♪ Call ♪
212
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:13,098
♪ You don't know me at all ♪
213
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,299
♪ At all ♪
214
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,571
♪ Any more ♪
215
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,711
♪ What can I say ♪
216
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:27,375
♪ I was a baby, baby ♪
217
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,650
♪ Why can't we stay ♪
218
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:36,392
♪ Why can't we find that good
place again ♪
15065
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
