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Darling, come here.
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Darling, look.
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We've been invited to a wedding.
Whose?
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Your friend, from golf.
Jack, the Aborigine.
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Good old Jack!
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'Jack and Carol invite you to share
their love...' Blah, blah, blah.
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'Two families...'
Blah, blah, blah...
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'..on the occasion
of their traditional wedding.'
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We've never been to a traditional
Indigenous wedding before.
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It'll be fun.
I wonder what we should wear.
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Hmm.
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Take a glass of champagne,
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and enjoy the celebration.
GUEST: Thank you.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hello. Hi.
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Sharon and Darren.
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From golf.
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A little something
for the newlyweds.
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It's a fresh one.
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Please, just pop it on the table.
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OK.
Just put it down here, darling.
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That was awkward.
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I told you we should have got
something from the gift registry.
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Theme music
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EERIE SOUNDTRACK
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(Echoing laughter, slurping)
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(Kookaburra laughs)
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(Crow caws, low chatter)
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Boys.
Charlie.
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Hello, Mayor Charlie.
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Ah, g'day, Mavis.
You coming to the Town Meeting?
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Sure am, Mayor Charlie.
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
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It's going to be a good one,
got a surprise.
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Big announcement to make.
Gonna be a big year for Wandaroorah.
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(Kookaburra calls)
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(Eerie music continues)
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(Flies buzz)
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NAIDOC week.
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National Aboriginal and Islander Day
Of Observance.
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Now, I've been given this
NAIDOC business a lot of thought,
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and I reckon we've got to do
something real special.
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Like what?
ALL: Yeah.
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Well, answer me this, Petey.
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When was the last time that you saw
an Aborigine in Wandaroorah?
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I reckon I might have seen
an Indian once.
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Nah, that doesn't count, Petey.
Bernie?
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No.
Mavis?
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Gympie Jim? Any of youse?
(Murmuring)
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Exactly.
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Now, many of you know
that our founding fathers
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were not the most learned mob.
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And, in fact, they killed
all the Aborigines around this way.
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In fact, all the ways around here.
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Now we have to do something
to make up for it.
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How we gonna do that, Mayor Charlie?
ALL: Yeah.
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This year for NAIDOC Week,
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we are gonna do something
real special.
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We are gonna get ourselves
some... Aborigines.
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(All murmur)
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Yeah, but where are they
gonna come from, Mayor Charlie?
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How do we get anything
in Wandaroorah, Bernie?
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MAN: Oh.
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Oh. Oh, no.
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We said we weren't gonna do that
no more, Mayor Charlie.
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It's been decided, Bernie!
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Kenny, you get the boys.
You know what to do.
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I reckon this meeting's adjourned.
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(Waves lap)
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Dad?
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Yes, son.
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Why do UFOs
only abduct white people?
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Because they're easier to spot
in the dark.
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Ohh!
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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(Traditional Chinese music plays)
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Eyah, slut!
What, slut?
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You're looking very sour!
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Maybe that's because my man
isn't sweet enough.
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Ah!
Don't you put this back on me!
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I know you're up to something.
Like what?
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I don't know, organising budhoo.
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(Gasps) That's a lie!
Is it?
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You've been very secretive lately.
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Plus... (Sniffles)
I know you're ashamed of me. (Sobs)
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Can't even introduce me
to your family!
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Well, what's this, then, slut?
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This my mummy!
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(Gasps) Well, what's this, then,
slut? This is my mother!
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Well, what's this, then, slut?
This my bala!
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Well, what's this, then, slut?
This is my brother!
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Well, this is my aunty!
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(Gasps)
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What's this, then, slut?
This is my aunty!
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(Gasps)
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This is my uncle, slut.
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Well, this is my grandmother, slut.
This is my nephew, slut.
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This is my niece, slut.
Well, this is my step-daddy, slut.
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Well, this is my cousin-brother
boy's sista-girl, slut!
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Ah!
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(Child cries)
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Shut that kid up! (Gasps)
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Can't even say yes.
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Y-Ye...
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But... we're in Australia.
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Can't even get married!
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What's this, then, slut?
New Zealand.
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(Gasps) Well, what's this, then,
slut?
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Yes! (Laughs)
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(Applause)
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Give it here!
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Yes!
(Laughter and clapping continues)
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(Bridal March plays)
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ALL: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Want a sip?
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BINGO CALLER: Legs 11!
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Come on, I won't tell Aunty.
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(Clattering)
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Bingo.
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How good is this holiday gonna be?
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Tell me about it, babe.
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We've been through a lot
these last six months.
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True, eh?
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This break's gonna do us
a world of good.
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And when it's over,
you can start teaching,
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we can start that family
we've been talking about.
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Ha-ha! One boy.
One girl.
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You said it, babe.
(Both laugh)
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(Multiple bangs, tyres squeal)
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What was that?!
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I don't know.
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Think we've blown a tyre.
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Ah, bloody hell!
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I've got no reception.
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Where are we?
I don't know.
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But there was a sign back there
that said Wanda...
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Wandaroorah.
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Who are you?
I'm Mayor Charlie,
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and you are our special guests.
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Our? What do you mean 'our'?
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Our. Kenny!
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Petey!
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And I advise you not to run.
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The fellas here,
they're really keen to meet you.
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So, have you ever been in a car
with a black man before?
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Ah, no.
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Why not?
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Oh, no reason.
There's always a reason.
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Well, I suppose
I don't really know one... any.
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You don't know any,
or just don't want to know any?
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No, I do want to know.
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Maybe we don't want to know you.
Do you ever think about that?
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Yeah.
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No, um...
Now.
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What's the first thing you do
when you get into a car?
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Buckle up.
You telling me I should buckle up?
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Ah...
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You think
I haven't been in a car before?
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You think I don't know
how to do my job?
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Of... of course not.
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Sorry.
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You ain't got no clipboard...
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..you ain't got no badge...
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..and you sure as hell
ain't got no pen. Now hurry up.
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Uh, hu-hurry up and do what?
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Buckle up.
OK.
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You buckled up?
You buckled up good?
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Yeah.
Good.
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Now take it off.
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What?
Your seatbelt.
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Time's up.
Get out of the car.
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(Hammering)
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And thanks to the traditional owners
of the land, the Muttiwingal people,
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I now declare this...
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There's no name on here!
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(Siren blares)
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(Keypad beeps, phone rings)
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It's finally happened.
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We need to get the board together.
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Now.
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The reason I've called you all in
for this emergency meeting
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of the Department
of Aboriginal Names
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is because the inevitable
has finally happened.
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We have officially run out
of Aboriginal names.
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But we have four housing projects,
three bridges
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and a community hall to name
by the end of the day!
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Everybody, calm down.
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We've been well aware that
this would happen for some time now.
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The Department of Aboriginal Names
was founded in 1983
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at the height
of the Aboriginal Naming boom
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when, in the name of reconciliation,
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everything suddenly needed
an Aboriginal name
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and we've been naming everything
ever since.
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Yes, we know all this.
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Then you would also know
the Aboriginal language
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is not a renewable resource
and today, gentlemen...
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..well, today we ran dry.
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So what the hell
are you doing about it, Jordana?
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Let me introduce you to Plan B.
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I give you... the Namer 3000,
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the future of Aboriginal naming.
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What does it do?
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The Namer 3000 was developed
by the best coders and linguists
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this country has to offer.
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It uses a special algorithm
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to come up with the perfect-sounding
Aboriginal name.
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Well, what's the problem, then?
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There's a glitch in the software.
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See, whilst we've been able
to perfect the naming function,
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the meaning function
isn't quite there yet.
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Well, what's the good of a name
without a meaning?
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You build a park,
you give it a name... with a meaning.
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You put it on a plaque,
you have an opening ceremony
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and everybody's... fucking... happy.
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No meaning, no happy.
Oh, I know.
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Which is why I've assembled
the country's foremost team
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of crack meaning givers.
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I give you Serena.
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She specialises in historical people
and events.
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The next is Jimmy,
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who knows everything
there is to know about land.
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And finally, I give you Dolton.
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They call him The Magician,
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because he can make nothing
into something out of thin air.
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They look like kids.
Let me prove you wrong.
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(Static whirrs)
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'Bridge-amatta-naragah'.
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Go.
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Bridga - that's sunrise.
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The sun rising. Morning.
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And 'matta'. Matta is river.
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So Bridga-matta -
Morning sun rising over river.
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Then 'narragah', crazy.
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And in many languages,
the order is inverted.
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So we have it, Bridga-matta-narragah,
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morning sun rising
over crazy flowing river.
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It's genius.
It's our last hope.
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This ragtag group of rebels
is gonna save this department.
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And save us all.
(Claps rhythmically)
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And thanks to the traditional owners
of the land, the Muttiwingal people,
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I now declare this the
'Mittiga ngarra mayra wimbi wimbi
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junjijar walla walla
weama ma-ma Park'.
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(Applause)
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Meaning 'meeting place
of the young and old
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where the spring breeze
is only surpassed
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by the adequate seating and shade
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and excellent parking facilities'
park.
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(Applause)
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(Phone rings)
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Welcome to Black On Track,
this is Jessie. How can I help you?
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CALLER:
Yeah, I'm looking for Jonathan.
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Jonathan?
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Yeah! Jonathan! Jonathan!
What's wrong with you mob?
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You wanna open up your binna
and listen, eh!
256
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,460
I'm sorry but we don't have
a Jonathan that works here.
257
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,560
What do you mean,
you don't have a Jonathan there?
258
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,380
Um, I mean we don't have a Jonathan
that works here.
259
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,700
Eh, you sure? I know what
you idiot office workers are like.
260
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,900
Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
261
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Well, who are you mob
that I've rung?
262
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,420
We're Black On Track. We're
a training and educational facility.
263
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,020
Oh! Well, I don't want you idiots.
264
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,300
I'm after them other mob.
What their name again?
265
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:32,020
Um, I don't know, unfortunately,
but do you know Jonathan's last name?
266
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,900
Maybe I can find out where he works.
267
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,060
Why would I know his last name for?
268
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,080
Why should I know that?
What's wrong with you mob?
269
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,980
You work or what?
270
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,380
Well, I'm talking to you, aren't I?
271
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,860
What'd you say?
I said I'm talking to you, aren't I?
272
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,640
Hey, you better not be getting
cheeky with me!
273
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,820
Well, you could talk
a little bit more nicely to me.
274
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,800
I don't have to talk nice to you.
Who you think you are?
275
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,020
You don't wanna get cheeky with me!
Eyah!
276
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,820
You don't wanna get cheeky with me!
277
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,920
What kind of idiot
gonna ring up somewhere
278
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,440
looking for someone they don't even
know their last name,
279
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,020
trying to get me to think of them.
280
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,280
Think I don't have better things
to do than to put up
281
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,320
with your cracked-up, no-memory,
can't-think-of-shit arse?
282
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,500
Why don't you go
and take your wasting my time hole
283
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,980
and park that shit somewhere,
284
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,120
think about who you want to call
AND where they work,
285
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,200
then you can go annoy
some other poor black,
286
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,580
instead of ringing me up
with your psycho shit.
287
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,680
Now, was that cheeky enough for you?
288
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,040
(Sighs)
289
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,660
(Phone rings)
Welcome to Black On Track.
290
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,420
This is Jessie.
How can I help you?
291
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,120
So, is Jonathan there or what?
292
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,620
ALL (Chanting): N-A-I-D-O-C
293
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,780
Here are our Aborigines
294
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,460
One for you, one for me
295
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,420
We all love Aborigines.
296
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,940
KYLIE: What are they going to do
to us?
297
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,980
I don't know, babe.
298
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,500
We gotta get out of here.
299
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,000
I know. I know. And we will.
300
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,820
Hello!
Hello. Hello!
301
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,500
Hey, Bernie, you got the humpy?
302
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,740
Oh, yeah, Charlie.
303
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,780
And the costumes, Mavis?
304
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,060
Just like in the book,
Mayor Charlie.
305
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,260
Just like you asked.
Good on you, Mavis. Good.
306
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:24,420
This will be best goddamn NAIDOC Week
Wandaroorah has ever seen!
307
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,340
(Cheering)
308
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,820
Ready?
309
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,500
ALL: N-A-I-D-O-C
310
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,060
Here are our Aborigines.
311
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:40,100
One for you, one for me
312
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,200
We all love...
313
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,480
(Beeping)
314
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,260
(Beeping)
315
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,480
Bloody machine. Took my money.
316
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:02,100
Well, now you know
how Aboriginal people feel.
317
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,200
(Bang!)
318
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,440
Ailinga! Ailinga!
319
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,060
AILINGA: (English accent)
Oi! Oi, you lot!
320
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,700
What you doin', you lot?
321
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,760
What you doin'?
322
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,180
What you mean is it me?
323
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:53,540
Of course it's me!
Ailinga. Ailinga.
324
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,640
I don't get it.
325
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,520
(Laughter)
326
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,820
Did you just call me fat?
That's well rude, that is.
327
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,780
I was kidnapped, I was. Kidnapped.
328
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,300
Then I come back here
and you all are proper rude,
329
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,340
calling me all 'white', like,
and 'fat', like.
330
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,080
Why I even bother escapin'? Why?
331
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:25,180
What? What you all starin' at me for?
332
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,700
You all lookin' at me
like I'm proper bothered,
333
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,260
like something proper wrong!
334
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,820
It's well rude, innit?
335
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,560
It's a bit awkward, innit?
336
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,580
Look, what I don't understand is,
337
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,460
and I ain't bein' funny or nothin',
but I'm back.
338
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:52,640
So why aren't we
getting PROPER MORTAL!
339
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,220
(Laughter)
Come on! It's me, Ailinga!
340
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,860
I escaped from the white people.
341
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,520
Come on, get mental. Come on!
342
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:12,960
(Waves lap)
343
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,000
Dad?
344
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,080
Yes, son.
345
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:27,640
You know how 'abnormal' means
something that isn't normal?
346
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,820
Yes, son.
347
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,060
Well, doesn't that mean...
348
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:38,280
Aboriginals should just be
called Originals?
349
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,280
I guess so.
350
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:52,240
And anyone who isn't Original
is an AB-Original?
351
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,620
Yeah.
352
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,720
Yeah.
353
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,320
Yeah.
354
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,100
EERIE MUSIC
355
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,700
Hello, Wandaroorah!
(All cheer)
356
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,440
You all know that I promised you
something really special this year,
357
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,900
and here it is!
358
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,260
Let's have a big Wandaroorah welcome
359
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,540
to the King and Queen
of NAIDOC Week!
360
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,660
(Cheering)
361
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,620
And now, let's present them
with their crowns.
362
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,720
This way, kids.
363
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,840
Aww!
364
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,380
Oh, there.
365
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,660
I now pronounce you King and Queen
of NAIDOC!
366
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,340
(Cheering)
367
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,780
And tonight, we'll dance and sing
368
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:56,340
and eat our traditional
Aboriginal feast!
369
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,540
(Cheering)
370
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,880
What does he mean,
'traditional Aboriginal feast'?
371
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,260
I don't know, babe.
372
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,340
He means traditional Aboriginal food,
doesn't he?
373
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,700
Doesn't he? (Whimpers)
374
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,800
He does mean that we're gonna eat
375
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,840
traditional Aboriginal food,
doesn't he?
376
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,860
No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
377
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,980
NO! Heh-heh!
378
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:24,880
No, no, no. (Laughs)
379
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:33,340
(Cheering)
380
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,500
I think they're gonna...
What?
381
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,940
No, it doesn't matter.
382
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,260
Now dance, Aborigines!
Dance your dance of welcome!
383
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,360
Come on.
384
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,020
Babe, we gotta get out of here,
right? OK.
385
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,980
On my signal, we run.
386
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,500
(Cheering)
387
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,460
Follow my lead. Here we go.
Two step.
388
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,100
Here we go. (Pants)
389
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,780
Oh, yeah.
390
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,500
Let's go, spin.
391
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,920
Spin.
392
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,160
(Kylie whimpers)
393
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,600
One of us has got to
get out of here. Alright?
394
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,340
No, Kevin, no.
395
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,880
Kylie, otherwise
two of us is going to die here.
396
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,140
(Hisses)
397
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,820
Kylie, I want you to live.
Live a long life.
398
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:33,380
Remember, one boy...
One girl.
399
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,860
One girl.
400
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,100
(Whimpers)
401
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,380
Kevin, if you're not gonna...
who's gonna?
402
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,680
I don't wanna know, Kylie!
(Sobs)
403
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,680
Alright. On my signal,
you run, baby.
404
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,460
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Kylie, RUN!
(Screams)
405
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,260
Run, Kylie! Run!
(Shouting)
406
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,100
Yeah! Run, Kylie!
407
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,200
(Pants)
408
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Oh!
409
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,140
Babe?
410
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,960
Are you awake?
Mm, yeah.
411
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:22,200
I had the worst dream.
No, it was a nightmare.
412
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:28,480
We was on holidays and we were
driving in the countryside...
413
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,280
..and our car broke down.
414
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,280
And we were kidnapped
by these whitefellas.
415
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,720
They wanted to take us to be part
of their NAIDOC Week.
416
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,740
Oh, baby, it was terrible.
417
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,920
Then they wanted to eat us.
418
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,420
They took us to this town,
it was called...
419
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,520
Wandaroorah.
420
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,980
Babe, how'd you know?
421
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,220
It's not a dream.
422
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,180
What?
423
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,400
Look.
424
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,620
Noooooooo!
425
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,480
(Sobs)
426
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,580
What?
427
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,680
What you all staring at me for?
428
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,320
You were staring at me
like you want to go me.
429
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,720
Because it's lookin' like
you wanna go me, it is.
430
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,980
Go on, have a crack!
431
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,040
Have a crack. Go on! Go on!
432
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,240
Not so funny now, innit?
433
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,720
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