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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:16,250 Hello, greetings. 2 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:17,333 Good morning Simon sir. 3 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:20,333 I am calling from Red Horse Pharma, India, Bengaluru. 4 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:21,833 Oh yes, I was waiting for your call 5 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:24,166 Our person will be waiting with your name card sir. 6 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,250 It's my first trip to India, 7 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:28,541 So I'm a little bit worried you know 8 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:30,333 No, no! You don't worry sir 9 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:31,541 You just go and tell him your name, 10 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:32,625 He will take you to the hotel directly. 11 00:01:32,666 --> 00:01:34,333 Could you give me your.. telephone number? 12 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:37,291 Wait.. Hello, Hello 13 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:01,041 (Telephone ringing) 14 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,125 (Telephone ringing) 15 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,208 (Telephone ringing) 16 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:13,291 (Telephone ringing) 17 00:02:15,791 --> 00:02:17,375 (Telephone ringing) 18 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:21,250 Don. 19 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:26,750 Don. 20 00:02:27,708 --> 00:02:30,125 Solomon is landing with the thing. 21 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:31,541 Peace out. 22 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,166 Where's Mani? 23 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:44,875 (Mani humming a popular A R Rahman song) 24 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:59,583 (Girl joins in) 25 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,250 Don't forget to recharge my number. Bye! - Okay baby 26 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:19,666 Dad... 27 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:22,708 Dad... 28 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:24,625 So you've downed drinks early in the morning? 29 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:26,291 Not at all 30 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,208 You have chips stuck on your cheeks. 31 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:29,541 Clean up. 32 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:32,791 Dad... 33 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:39,250 Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening 34 00:03:46,541 --> 00:03:47,125 Ok.. 35 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:50,083 Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening 36 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:52,083 Suleiman tell the thing that evening will bring Solomon 37 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,541 tell sulaiman's thing that. 38 00:03:54,541 --> 00:03:58,833 Evening Solomon's thing will. Solomon thing evening 39 00:03:59,916 --> 00:04:00,458 Hello? 40 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:01,541 Hello sir! Good morning! 41 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,416 Are you interested in buying water purifier? 42 00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:04,958 What water purified? 43 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:06,791 Sir, this water purifier can... 44 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,916 Didn't I just say I don't want it 45 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,083 Sir, we have an excellent discount offer 46 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:13,250 If you call me once more, I'll insert it to purify your behind! 47 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:14,625 Water purifier, my ass 48 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,666 (Telephone ringing) 49 00:04:23,416 --> 00:04:25,500 Samaan(the thing) 50 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:40,250 Dad, what did you just tell me? 51 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:42,916 Oh! 52 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:52,458 Suleiman!!!!!! 53 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:59,291 (Mourning in progress) 54 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,208 Dad... 55 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:10,333 Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening 56 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:12,583 Brother 57 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,625 is that all don said? 58 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:16,541 That the thing will arrive this evening? 59 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,583 Anything about who will bring it? 60 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:19,166 You dumbass 61 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,208 Will he be narrating a story on his death bed? 62 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:22,875 oh, has he not? 63 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:24,916 Aren't you the one who picks it up regularly? 64 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:25,583 Yes 65 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:26,208 Get lost now! 66 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,291 Go 67 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:28,083 Ok don 68 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:30,666 Dude, mouth some punch dialogues like your dad. 69 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:31,583 Sundaram is watching 70 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:34,708 Hey you 71 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:38,750 This is the first job after my dad's death 72 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,041 If you bungle it up 73 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,750 wife will become a widow, mind it! 74 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:44,375 What?? 75 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:45,625 Dude, he's still single! 76 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,875 Ok, then your hand will be widowed! 77 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:53,791 Get lost 78 00:05:56,875 --> 00:06:11,041 Save him o lord! May his soul rest in peace 79 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:19,875 O Jesus! O the Almighty! 80 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:28,166 Don of C-Company Charles alias Powder Charles passed away at his home in Shivajinagar 81 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:33,125 Thousands have gathered in front of his home to get a final glimpse of the don 82 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:34,500 When did this happen? 83 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:35,958 This morning 84 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,708 Now that he's gone, 85 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:40,625 you don't have to pay up daily collection. 86 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:41,958 The auto is yours 87 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:44,041 Shut up old man! know it's my own auto! 88 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:45,208 If I don't pay up, 89 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,500 That Muscle Mani will beat me up to pulp! 90 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:52,166 Look at all that hair on that man even in his old age! 91 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:54,708 Go ask at his grave on what oil he's been using! 92 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,291 Useless talk about old folks hair in the morning! 93 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:03,958 If we do these strikes every month what do we eat? 94 00:07:05,541 --> 00:07:07,375 We must eat ourselves that's all. 95 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:11,458 (Protest against government in progress) 96 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:13,666 Hey don't you know its strike today 97 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:16,791 leave,now 98 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:41,041 Samaan? (thing) 99 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:45,041 Samaan? (thing) 100 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:45,666 What? 101 00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:48,833 Samaan? (thing) 102 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:49,166 No 103 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:53,750 Samaan? (thing) 104 00:07:56,041 --> 00:07:56,625 Samaan? (thing) 105 00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:58,875 Samaan? (thing) 106 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:00,916 Excuse me! 107 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,458 Wait,wait please 108 00:08:03,541 --> 00:08:04,416 I'm Simon! 109 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:06,208 Samaan? 110 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:06,791 Yes! 111 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:10,333 Yes, I'm Simon 112 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,291 Yes, we go! 113 00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:16,041 Thank god, I got the thing 114 00:08:16,416 --> 00:08:17,875 We want justice! 115 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,500 Down Down Government! 116 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,458 I thought you are company representative 117 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:23,500 I was calling him but it's not connecting 118 00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:27,083 Because I was looking and I din't see my name card. 119 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,250 just sit already 120 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:30,250 Yes let's go 121 00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:34,041 Bro 122 00:08:36,791 --> 00:08:37,041 Hello? 123 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:37,916 Hello don 124 00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:38,583 Tell me 125 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:39,416 Mission ok 126 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:40,333 What machine? 127 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,125 No don, mission 128 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:44,416 What machine, you dumb ass 129 00:08:44,916 --> 00:08:46,375 Don, I got the bag! 130 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:47,583 Ah, learn to say things correctly! 131 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,791 Don't call me unnecessarily. 132 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,708 We work for the underworld now 133 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,166 My phone will be trapped. 134 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:55,250 Hang up now! 135 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:58,333 What bro? 136 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,375 It's hardly been two hours since you took charge 137 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,708 And you're already securing your safety 138 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,583 You'll become a big don, bro 139 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:06,875 You'll become India's Pablo Escobar! 140 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:11,500 Dad, did you hear that? 141 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,250 (Mobile ringing) 142 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:13,875 (Mobile ringing) 143 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:15,083 Hello 144 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:15,958 Hello sir! 145 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,708 I had called you a while ago, remember? 146 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,250 The network was bad 147 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,416 Water purified? 148 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:21,083 Yes sir 149 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:22,458 Come home 150 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,833 My boy will give you the address 151 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:25,750 Tell me sir 152 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:27,791 Hello, sir tell me 153 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:28,791 Shivajinagar 154 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:34,958 (Sulaiman humming a popular hindi song) 155 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,666 Excuse me sir 156 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:41,583 Please go slow, don't go fast! 157 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:43,916 These foreigners are always scared! 158 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,833 I..I.. I'm sorry. 159 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,833 My English is not good. 160 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:49,791 Ok, ok 161 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:51,958 Me government school 162 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:53,833 No English 163 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,458 Only Kannada, Urdu 164 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:57,500 Yes 165 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:03,833 India is very beautiful, no? 166 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:07,083 Many people, so many.. 167 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,000 much poverty no? 168 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,125 Little to eat 169 00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:11,708 Yes. beautiful 170 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:12,958 Yes many, many people. 171 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:14,708 Foreign open sex! 172 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,041 India, no sex. 173 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:19,333 Control, control, control! 174 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:20,708 Last no control 175 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,041 Only lots of sex! 176 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:23,208 Many many kids, 177 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,291 many many people 178 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:28,166 Enough? 179 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:28,958 Is that all you have? 180 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,250 We cannot burn tyres at will, this is a low budget strike! 181 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:32,375 Ok light this one atleast. 182 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:36,791 Did you get the footage? 183 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:37,750 Yes ma'am. 184 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Ok, come let's go to the front 185 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:39,458 Ok. 186 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,916 Oh my god! There's a road block. Danger! 187 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,666 (Down Down, Government) 188 00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:47,416 We go back.. 189 00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:48,833 We go back. 190 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,583 (get down, get out of the car you) 191 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:52,916 (I will drag you out) 192 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:54,291 No go back, ok? 193 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,833 I talk, you car sitting.. 194 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:57,250 No come out. Ok? 195 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,708 Hey, what do you think of yourself? 196 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,333 When the association has issued a circular against it, 197 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,375 how the hell are you taking passengers? 198 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:04,791 How dare you go against the orders! 199 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,250 Hey asshole, do you know who I am? 200 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,041 Screw that. 201 00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:08,291 Hey.. 202 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,125 What now? 203 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,041 Do you even know who this car belongs to? 204 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,208 Whoever it may belong to, I don't bloody care! 205 00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:12,958 Is there a problem? 206 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:14,833 Hey boss! Outside come. 207 00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:16,000 One minute. 208 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:17,666 What happened? 209 00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:19,750 (If that smart ass opens his mouth again, I won't spare him.) 210 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:20,833 Hey boss, I take bag. 211 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:21,791 No, no, no.. 212 00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,041 No, no, payment no problem. 213 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:23,791 what payment, moron? 214 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,041 Mother promise! 215 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:26,458 What are you talking about? Just give me.. 216 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:27,750 Help, help.. 217 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:28,750 Hey.. 218 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,416 Let's take him for a ride. 219 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:31,166 Bloody asshole. 220 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:32,791 Let's burry him alive. 221 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:40,041 Hey, hop in There's space for one more. 222 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:40,583 No no.. 223 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:41,875 Hop on man. No. Leave me be. 224 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,958 No? Ok get lost! 225 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,166 Sir, where sir? Come! 226 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,666 No, no.. 227 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:56,000 (The protests by the city's taxi drivers has intensified) 228 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,041 Shooting, huh? 229 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,125 Yes sir, Shooting. 230 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,708 Vehicles commuting on the road are being stopped 231 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,666 Tyres are being burnt 232 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,875 Citizens' daily lives are being disrupted 233 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,791 Many travelers have been inconvenienced due to this 234 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,458 Many helpless travelers are stuck here 235 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:12,583 Help me please!! 236 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:13,875 Foreigners are here, too 237 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:15,166 Come, come, come 238 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,708 (protesters shouting slogans) 239 00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:17,166 Sir, 240 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,541 where do you have to go and how has this event affected you? 241 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,291 Help me! 242 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,708 I've to go to my hotel, 243 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:24,958 this is the contact address 244 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,625 Sir, but before that, How do you feel? 245 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,000 My hotel, please.. 246 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,041 Sir, I'm going to help you, it's my job to help you 247 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,333 But before that, 248 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:36,291 how do you feel, huh? 249 00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:37,583 You're scared, 250 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:38,833 you're lost! 251 00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:41,125 you're in a country far far away from home! 252 00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:42,833 So tell us how you feel now? 253 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,958 I'm scared, I'm lost.. 254 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,458 This man, he tried to pick me up and 255 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:50,291 he tried to take my bag! 256 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:51,791 I don't feel good.. 257 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,500 I think I don't feel safe 258 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:54,916 I know, I know, I know 259 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:56,791 Photo? 260 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:58,000 Dear viewers, 261 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,291 Help is awaited by these foreigners 262 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,583 For us Indians this is a regular affair 263 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 The protests and vandalism.. 264 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:05,791 Are you shooting, madam? 265 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:10,708 Please step aside, 266 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,041 yeah? At the back. 267 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,208 Ok madam. 268 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:14,625 (sigh) 269 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,875 For us Indians this is a regular affair 270 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,916 But to see foreigners struggle in this melee.. 271 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:22,666 I feel sorry for them 272 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:26,375 Along with cameraperson Kannappa, this is Malini, TV 13, Bengaluru. 273 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:26,958 Ok ma'm. 274 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,333 Madam, photo madam! 275 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:31,750 Hello, madam! Sweety! 276 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,666 Madam, please take me to this hotel 277 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:35,208 Ah, yeah... 278 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,166 Well..err 279 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:42,833 Hi! 280 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:46,541 Ok! 281 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,375 He'll take you! Yeah! 282 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,583 (Let's go kannappa) 283 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,500 Ok, My hotel? 284 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:55,750 (start the car) 285 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,583 No, no! No lady, 286 00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:00,291 No lady, my hotel! 287 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:00,916 I won't go! 288 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,458 I give you money, ok? 289 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,083 One and half? 290 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:04,958 Say what? 291 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,208 Ok, pay me double on the metre 292 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,291 That's standard for foreigners Let's go. 293 00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:08,333 Okey. Let's go. 294 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:10,666 Come sit.. 295 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,083 Help, sir? 296 00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:26,500 And here we go! 297 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:34,416 I don't know when you will reach your destination. 298 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,541 So knock your self out. 299 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,500 Guests are our gods. 300 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,666 Guests are our gods. 301 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,791 Guests are our gods. 302 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,041 Guests are our gods. 303 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,500 Greetings and welcome.. 304 00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,875 to the atrocities of this metro city 305 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,791 We speak umpteen languages, yet kannada is in our hearts 306 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:05,083 Hearts are broken in this goddamned traffic jams 307 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,000 Welcome and greetings.. 308 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,208 to the atrocities of this metro city.. 309 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,375 Is this a hump or a grave? 310 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:13,708 Why the ruckus? Cool down 311 00:15:13,916 --> 00:15:16,583 Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru) 312 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,458 I am a Shankarnag(popular kannada actor) fan. 313 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:21,000 Just hold on Bengaluru. 314 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,541 Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru) 315 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,291 Sound like a horny horny! 316 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,958 Just hold on Bengaluru. 317 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:30,958 Hello Sugar.. 318 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,833 Sir, err, madam, can i Paytm? 319 00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:34,916 Guests are our gods. 320 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:37,083 Guests are our gods. 321 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,375 Guests are our gods. 322 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,666 Guests are our gods. 323 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,583 Speeding kills 324 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,833 If you die, who is responsible for it? 325 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,250 Ambulances can wait in traffic and wave at VIP convoys 326 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,458 Twice a day, we get bored in silk board 327 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,708 and rejoice our IT life. 328 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,666 Flyover, underpass and metro endless, under contructions. 329 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,125 Campaigns to clean India But who will clean our minds? 330 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,875 A beggar yesterday, is a millionaire today 331 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,125 That's the magic of Bengaluru 332 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,833 You can work and save or live large and lose 333 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,000 You can calculate every step to be successful 334 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:07,250 Nobody has the time to listen to your tale 335 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,625 but being nice to people, can only bring you trouble. 336 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,166 Bring the rap back now. 337 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,833 Speeding kills, so why hurry? 338 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,083 Not wearing a helmet is a recipe for death 339 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,291 Don't drink and drive Let your vehicles be.. 340 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,541 Don't we drop you hope safely? So pay a little extra. 341 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:40,041 pay a little extra. 342 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,000 All your earnings goes to EMI 343 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,416 So stop your contribution to this exploding population. 344 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,750 stop your contribution to this exploding population. 345 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,291 So come on lad, why do you need ola or Uber? 346 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,375 When you can hire an auto. 347 00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:53,750 We will drive you around every gully 348 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:55,000 And ensure your stomach is full of smoke 349 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,041 We change you on the basis of "Where to, where from" 350 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,583 Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru) 351 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,791 Just hold on Bengaluru. 352 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:08,833 Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru) 353 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,000 Just hold on Bengaluru. 354 00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:34,416 Shivajinagar 355 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,791 A special hello to you. 356 00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:38,000 Jam! Jam! 357 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,291 No..Go in map. 358 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,041 Just hold on! will you? 359 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:43,166 Hello Rahila 360 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:43,833 Hi brother.. 361 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:44,375 Yes, tell me 362 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,541 Where are you? 363 00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,958 I am on a ride, i will call you later. 364 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:49,750 (Girl singing in TicTok) 365 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,458 Hey i am asking you not to.. 366 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:54,916 Let's figure that later. 367 00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:58,375 Just stop.. Can't you see me driving? you dumbo. 368 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,625 hey.. 369 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,208 (A loud crash) 370 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:07,250 Shit! 371 00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,666 Are you blind? 372 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,958 Or you think you're driving on a race track?? 373 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,208 Hey, why are you shouting at me? 374 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:16,958 You crashed into my auto damn it! 375 00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:20,333 Hey, what the hell man! Don't you know how to drive! 376 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,708 Madam, if you don't know how to drive properly, what can I do about it! 377 00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,083 What do you mean I can't drive properly! You din't saw me coming aa? 378 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:25,458 Madam. 379 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,291 look at the damage you've caused to my auto 380 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,708 You better pay me and leave! 381 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:29,791 Pay you? 382 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,625 Just because I'm a girl you're taking me for a ride. 383 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,250 You should be paying me! 384 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,416 Why should I? It's your fault! 385 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,000 You barge into me in a one-way! It's not my fault! 386 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,375 Sir, you please tell me, he is the mistake no? 387 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:42,458 Yes, I say go slow, he go fast. Very bad driving! 388 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,250 Heard that? Even your passenger agrees 389 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,208 Hey foreigner, 390 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,583 who are you to stand proof here? 391 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,375 I'll beat you up! Just go and sit in the auto quietly! 392 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,083 Hey, why are you scaring him? 393 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,458 I don't want your story. 394 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,666 You came on the wrong side and hit me. 395 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,125 So pay up 396 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,083 i won't pay. 397 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,250 Acting smart huh? 398 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,000 First learn to respect women. 399 00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:58,791 What's the problem here? 400 00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:00,208 Sir, she crashed into my auto! 401 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,125 So what? 402 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,125 what is your problem dumbass? 403 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,166 Give respect to ladies 404 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,291 That's my problem. 405 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,583 I was scared. He was talking on the phone! 406 00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:08,333 Hey you! 407 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,500 Speak in Kannada! Are you from North India? 408 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,083 Brother, he's a foreigner. 409 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,458 how will he speak Kannada? 410 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,166 He can't even speak English properly. 411 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,791 You first speak in Kannada you moron! 412 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:21,541 Madam, you've hit my auto, so pay me and leave No, I won't pay you! 413 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,666 I'm dealing with my own shit here! You guys are messing it up further! 414 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,333 hello.. 415 00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:31,250 Hey! Don't you have the common sense to not talk on the phone while driving? 416 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:31,875 Look miss, 417 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,791 the auto is mine, so are the phone and ears. 418 00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:34,958 I'll do what I want. 419 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,916 Who are you to ask? Pay and scoot from here! 420 00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,333 You won't get a rupee from me 421 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,458 Could you please take me to this hotel? 422 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,333 Yeah sir, sure come 423 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:43,833 Madam, 424 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,208 No madam, you cannot leave.. 425 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:46,750 Oh no! 426 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,125 Madam, give me the money! Can't you see the damage?? 427 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,208 No I won't pay. You come on my back 428 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,333 Altaf Raja (Indian singer) has rightly composed a song on betrayal 429 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:55,791 After all, you're a foreigner. 430 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:56,791 Why would you stand with me? 431 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:57,750 I did this for you. 432 00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,083 Don't you have a conscience? 433 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,458 Want to escape? Go sit in the auto! 434 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,166 Please don't hurt me. I have done so much for you 435 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,000 and you don't care? 436 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,375 What more should I do for your sake? 437 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,375 You gave me a fright you white! 438 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,208 One look at a girl and you're in love already? 439 00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:12,041 You're in Shivajinagar! You'll face the music! 440 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:47,875 hello sir. 441 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,500 I've been kidnapped. 442 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,791 Can you hear me? 443 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,708 Sir, please send someone to rescue me! 444 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,166 I'm getting married in three months, sir! 445 00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:56,458 Please sir! Sir, I don't want to die! 446 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:57,333 Hello? 447 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,541 Hello? 448 00:20:59,125 --> 00:20:59,708 Hello? 449 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,500 Sir, please don't ditch me now! 450 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,500 What's he blabbering? 451 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,583 Nothing bro! 452 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:09,625 He is unconcious. 453 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,875 Don sir! He hasn't fainted! 454 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,416 I've been observing him! He's just acting! 455 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,750 Water purifier! 456 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,500 Myself Gururaj Sarangi. 457 00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:24,875 Please release me, 458 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,916 I'll be on my way. I've some urgent matters to attend to 459 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:28,958 You were saying something a while ago.. 460 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,708 Yes sir, he's merely acting! 461 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:31,916 Good. 462 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,000 Our eyes should always remain sharp 463 00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,125 Thank you so much sir. 464 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:35,750 actually 465 00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:37,833 I wanted to join the military, 466 00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,875 But the tongue should always be in one's control 467 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,666 Your becoming a master of punch dialogues bro! 468 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,416 Blackie, you give me your belt 469 00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:01,041 Oh shit! 470 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:02,083 Bro.. 471 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,750 My pant size is 34. 472 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:05,166 I've picked up a 36 bro! 473 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,208 Here, take. Sorry! 474 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,375 I woke up don! 475 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,375 Why did you wake up? 476 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,750 Faint once again 477 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,166 Can't do the job properly and you want to pretend? 478 00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:20,875 No. 479 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,708 I'll make you faint forever 480 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:29,916 Do you know what people are saying because the first job I've got in my field is unfinished? 481 00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:30,708 No! 482 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,541 Do you know what they're calling me? 483 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,416 No.. 484 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:34,666 Tell him.. 485 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:35,875 Oh don't bother bro.. 486 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,541 Let him hear it, too. Tell him 487 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,083 Because of his incompetence, 488 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,250 they're calling you Moron Mani! 489 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,416 Who called me that? 490 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:47,416 You relax bro.. 491 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,833 It's all because of this idiot! 492 00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:50,375 I'll kill him. 493 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,708 Did you hear what I said? 494 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:55,333 Yes don. 495 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,041 Tell me what you heard? 496 00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:58,083 The thing is arriving.. 497 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,625 So where is my dad's thing? 498 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:01,833 You have heard it crystal clear right? 499 00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:04,625 You shouldn't hear anything anymore. 500 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:18,291 I got screwed because of this foreigner 501 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:21,333 I need a charging point for my phone. 502 00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,208 I need to make a call, urgent! 503 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:24,041 What's he saying? 504 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,000 (speaks gibberish) 505 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,083 Who is the foreigner here? Him or you? 506 00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:30,333 I can at least understand what he says, but not you! 507 00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:32,958 My grandfather was a foreigner 508 00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:34,416 You want.. 509 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,250 Charger? 510 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,541 Yes. Oh charger. 511 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:39,500 Hey Manja 512 00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:40,166 Yes? 513 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,083 Come here, charge this guy's phone. 514 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,500 Which country is he from? 515 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:45,583 may be white field (tech hub in outskirts of bengaluru) 516 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,250 Foreign is foreign. How does the country matter? 517 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:48,958 brother.. 518 00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:51,041 This foreigner is on TV! 519 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:53,041 Apparently he's on TV! 520 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:54,416 (Shooting madame?) 521 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,458 Hey Asgar! 522 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,666 What a sly cat you turned out to be! 523 00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,291 Staring at her as if she's biryani! 524 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,041 Nothing of that sort! 525 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:07,750 Look at you blushing! 526 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:11,250 I know you watch news Just to see her. 527 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,333 Mohan anna, stop pulling my leg! 528 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:16,750 Oi.. 529 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:17,916 Bismillah.. 530 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,333 you got a call from home 531 00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:21,708 Call them back 532 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:24,666 Oh god, the same old tales of Rahila 533 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,500 while I was riding the auto 534 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:27,875 She had called 535 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,708 This foreigner disturbed my conversation 536 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:31,291 Eww.. 537 00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:32,833 The same baby issue? 538 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:35,416 Yes, ever since I got her married to him 539 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,458 this has been the problem! 540 00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:38,541 Look buddy.. 541 00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:39,000 Anna.. 542 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,041 Phone isn't charging 543 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,458 I'll charge it in the other shop 544 00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,083 Sure. Yeah you do that. 545 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,333 Where ? Just here.. 546 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,583 Grapes, 50 bucks sister 547 00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:47,083 brother 548 00:24:47,291 --> 00:24:48,125 putting this phone on charge here 549 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:49,208 Whose phone is it? 550 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,166 Some random foreigner's 551 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,375 The auto repairs 552 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:53,791 will cost 4 to 5 thousand 553 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:54,791 5 thousand??! 554 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,000 I don't have a penny in my pocket 555 00:24:57,291 --> 00:24:58,791 Then go park it near your house 556 00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,458 Repairs, Rs 20 thousand 557 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,250 What? 558 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,041 20 thousand Indian money? 559 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:05,208 No, 20 thousand dollars 560 00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:06,916 Do you even know the value of a dollar in rupees? 561 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,666 Keep quiet! Are you paying it? 562 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:10,208 He's the one paying, right? 563 00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:12,666 20 thousand dollars for repairs 564 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,500 20 thousand dollars? 565 00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:15,083 Yes 566 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,291 You are crazy man 567 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:17,708 That's bullshit.. 568 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,333 I'm in sales. 569 00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:21,041 Don't sell me your bullshit 570 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,583 You sort this mess on your own 571 00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:24,625 It's all your fault 572 00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:27,375 Yeah alright sire.. Even if you eat shit, it's rose petal jam. 573 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:28,250 What can one do? 574 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:30,583 When my luck is fucked, What can i do? 575 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:31,750 I go to police 576 00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:32,916 What is your name? 577 00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:34,416 you name? 578 00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:35,375 Simon 579 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,083 what is it? 580 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,625 Samaan (the thing) it seems.. 581 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,416 what? 582 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,583 What's wrong imbecile? 583 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:48,000 Hey! His thing Yes exactly 584 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:52,125 Some one is stealing his things, go catch him 585 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:34,250 Coming through.. 586 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:35,916 What is happening? 587 00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:37,833 Where is my phone? 588 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,666 You took it for charging 589 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:40,958 you stole my phone? 590 00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:44,583 Phone, charging, cowing, eating 591 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,083 Damn it.. 592 00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:49,041 Today i relised even foreigners are effeted by Shani (God of justice) 593 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:51,541 Cow ate it. 594 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:52,041 what? 595 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:54,583 Cow, your mobile, eat..eat.. 596 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:56,833 This is shit 597 00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:57,583 You shit. 598 00:26:57,875 --> 00:26:58,875 you stole my phone eh? 599 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,250 You take my phone? 600 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,625 hey, i am just trying to help you.. 601 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:02,916 Where is my phone? 602 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,583 Where is my phone? Give me a second here.. 603 00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:07,958 Console him .. 604 00:27:08,416 --> 00:27:08,958 Relax 605 00:27:09,416 --> 00:27:10,000 Cool 606 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:15,708 Okey listen up.. 607 00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:17,458 This Cow.. 608 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,750 has swallowed his phone 609 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,750 If anyone has any idea on how to retrieve it, 610 00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:27,625 please let us know 611 00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:32,875 Sir 612 00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:36,916 Actually, a cow has 4 chambers in its stomach. 613 00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:39,875 An hour minimum in each chamber, sir. 614 00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:42,041 Then it comes out only by nightfall 615 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:43,708 Asgar.. 616 00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:45,458 Shall i try and remove? 617 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,041 (cow mooing) 618 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:47,833 (Vehement 'NO') 619 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:49,708 Can you shut it? 620 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:53,458 See this cow has eaten, 621 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,958 4 hour 622 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:56,000 after.. 623 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 understood? 624 00:27:59,375 --> 00:27:59,750 What? 625 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:00,833 This is shit. 626 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:03,125 Krishna, why is there a crowd here? something fishy is happening 627 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,916 This seems like a pre planned scam 628 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:06,041 I arrest you all 629 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:07,000 I call police 630 00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:08,208 hey police 631 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:09,166 No No No.. 632 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,333 Police, Police 633 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,375 Hey move aside.. 634 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:13,958 Damn, the police are here 635 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,791 What are you doing here.. They are planning to steal me 636 00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,250 First of all he is a foriegner we don't need this mess 637 00:28:19,916 --> 00:28:21,250 let's scoot yeah better.. 638 00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:26,083 He's trying to escape! Officer stop him! 639 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:28,125 Stop! Where the hell are you going! 640 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,250 (Confusion prevails) 641 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,416 Sir! 642 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,125 This is your phone? 643 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,708 No, that's not my phone 644 00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:43,583 sir, 645 00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,166 looks like 646 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,958 the entire mobile showroom is in its stomach! 647 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,666 Let's take it along with us? What say? 648 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:52,166 (Shivajinagar Police Station) 649 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:54,750 Don't spare any crevices in when you spray the pesticide 650 00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,458 Should any pest be found even in my crevice 651 00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:58,375 I'll soak you in the spray! 652 00:28:58,666 --> 00:28:59,791 Off you go now! 653 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,166 Go sit there! 654 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:11,625 Hey you! Move away! 655 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:15,791 Sir, please, you sit up! 656 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:17,958 spray it 657 00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:18,291 Sir! 658 00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:19,208 What! 659 00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:20,375 A foreigner is here! 660 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:22,916 A foreigner?? 661 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:26,833 Why did you bring him here? 662 00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:29,750 Now we need paper work, Visa and even take him to a foreign country! 663 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,875 Who the hell asked you to get him here? 664 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,666 It wasn't me. He came here on his own 665 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:37,333 Loafer! 666 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:40,291 If you bring people here without my permission, 667 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:43,000 I'll take disciplinary action against you! I'll write it in red ink! 668 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,583 Sorry sir! 669 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:44,500 Loafer! 670 00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:46,208 Now what shall we do? 671 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,833 Sir, someone's stolen his bag 672 00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:50,125 A bag? 673 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:50,625 Yes sir 674 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:53,125 What a hell hole is this place! 675 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,125 Ever since I came, I've only been dealing with theft cases! 676 00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:57,041 Bag, toe rings, chains! 677 00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:58,208 What rubbish! 678 00:29:58,333 --> 00:30:01,291 The other day, a man was using the public loo 679 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:02,458 They stole his trousers! 680 00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:04,250 They don't even spare the loo! 681 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,000 Shouldn't these thieves maintain some standards!! 682 00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:07,625 Yes sir 683 00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:09,083 What shall we do now? 684 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:12,500 My second language is Hindi. 685 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,625 So my English is weak. 686 00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:18,000 I am an MA in English. First rank 687 00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:19,666 I used to tutor queen Victoria 688 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:20,708 So mister, 689 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:22,000 don't just watch Sunny Leone films! 690 00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:23,541 Watch other English films, too! 691 00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:24,833 That's how you learn English! 692 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,125 Isn't it Bankar? 693 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:28,375 Of course sir! 694 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:30,666 Your phone is full of English films! 695 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,791 Sir, there's an even bigger problem! 696 00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:36,666 What's that? 697 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,041 A cow has swallowed his mobile! 698 00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:40,625 A cow? -Yes sir 699 00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:43,458 Am I a veterinary doctor?? 700 00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:45,041 Tell me! -No sir 701 00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:47,791 Can I put my hands inside and retrieve the mobile? 702 00:30:48,041 --> 00:30:50,666 Or can I have it arrested & give a notice? 703 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:51,375 What i to do? 704 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:55,125 We have no space to keep these thieves, and now a cow...! 705 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,500 Hey, 706 00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:59,458 Lofer 707 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,708 Hey, what the hell are you doing!! 708 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:03,625 It's a cow 709 00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:05,916 You're shackling a cow? 710 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,250 it's a sensitive issue 711 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:11,666 The animal rights activists will be at our throats for this! 712 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,750 Sorry sir! -Get lost! 713 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,750 This fellow has put shackles on a cow! 714 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:19,708 Does any of you have a mobile? No right? 715 00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:20,416 No sir 716 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:21,541 Thank god, I'm safe! 717 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:24,416 Go on, beat him up! 718 00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:28,875 Don't attend them 719 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:32,625 They'll get tired & leave soon -Ok sir 720 00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:35,166 Bankar! -Sir 721 00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:39,250 Did you send the bodies for Charles' procession? I mean battalion for security? 722 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,000 Yes sir 723 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:42,958 Rahila? Yes... 724 00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:45,000 Aren't you scared? 725 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,333 Why should we be scared? 726 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:49,208 We'll know the results soon 727 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:52,041 Irrespective of it, I hope you won't leave me... 728 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:55,500 Now that's something only you men specialise in! Not us 729 00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:00,833 Just worried that someone might see us... 730 00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:03,125 Ok, what do you want to do now? 731 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,625 Happy? 732 00:32:12,541 --> 00:32:14,083 Purushottam Present! 733 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:16,000 Let's go... 734 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:25,625 I saw the reports 735 00:32:26,166 --> 00:32:27,208 The sperm count is low 736 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:28,583 Exactly! I told her 737 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:30,291 her count is low! Isn't it dear! 738 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,208 It is your sperm count that is low 739 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,375 Shall I ask her to step out for a bit? 740 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:41,208 She's your wife, isn't it? - Which is why I said so! 741 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:42,083 What? 742 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:46,708 Why talk about my sperm count in the presence of a lady? 743 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,625 Only because I don't want you to be embarrassed dear! 744 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:51,458 If you're ok with it, then fine 745 00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:53,625 She's fine with it doc 746 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:54,875 So shall I continue? 747 00:32:54,916 --> 00:32:56,875 If you have no problem, please do 748 00:32:57,291 --> 00:33:00,333 The count is now. But not that low, too. It can be... 749 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,708 So are you sure the problem only lies in me? 750 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,458 There's no such problem with her? 751 00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:09,333 Wait! Where are you going? I'm talking to him! 752 00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:14,416 These doctors will say anything to con you for money. We should be careful 753 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:15,291 What are you talking Mr Purushottam? 754 00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:20,375 Doc, I have a crazy sense of humour! 755 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:24,791 My friends keep saying that they don't get my jokes at all! Right dear? 756 00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:26,750 Come sit! 757 00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:28,875 Let's please continue... 758 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,583 You can consult with another doctor if you wish to. 759 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:35,500 Sorry, you please continue sir... 760 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:36,333 Like I said, 761 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:38,166 there are medication for such conditions 762 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:42,250 You can even opt for procedures like IVF and ICSI 763 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:44,583 You can thus conceive through these means 764 00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:46,958 But we do not have sufficient funds or the time for it 765 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,250 Ours is an inter-religious marriage 766 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:52,833 My mother is adamant that we have a baby 767 00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:55,333 Family can be convinced. 768 00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:56,708 But relatives 769 00:33:56,750 --> 00:34:02,625 Neighbours, bus conductor, auto driver even the milkman poke their nose into this! 770 00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:03,875 It's terrible! 771 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,875 It's not like they don't have skeletons in their cupboard 772 00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:08,750 One neighbour's son stutters. 773 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:13,458 Another neighbour's daughter has eloped with a plumber 774 00:34:13,541 --> 00:34:19,125 The guy behind our home is a wastrel who smokes pot all day. 775 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:21,041 Yet, their problem is... 776 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:23,000 ...that we don't have a baby 777 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,416 So concerned. Really 778 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,041 Should shoot them all! 779 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:32,916 Sorry sir! 780 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,250 Water... - Please 781 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,041 Please continue doc 782 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,375 This isn't your fault. 783 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:47,916 You're not the reason either 784 00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:48,958 In fact 785 00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:51,541 nobody has the right to comment on your personal life 786 00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:54,041 I don't care if they talk about me 787 00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:56,416 But even if the problem is with me, my folks won't believe it 788 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,750 Sadly, they'll blame it all on her 789 00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:02,750 Blaming the girl for everything is a disease in this country 790 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:06,083 Unfortunately, we do not have medicines for it 791 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:08,458 I will prescribe you some medicines. 792 00:35:08,791 --> 00:35:09,166 Take it 793 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:14,958 More importantly, there should be mutual love and respect 794 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:15,750 Ok? 795 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,416 What is happening? 796 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,625 Why is it taking so long? 797 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:23,958 Ok..Ok.. 798 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,166 Which is your country? 799 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:25,541 -France 800 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,500 Country! 801 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:28,916 France! 802 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,625 Looks like he eats a lot of france (prawns)! 803 00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:32,916 What! 804 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:34,083 France chilli 805 00:35:34,541 --> 00:35:35,458 France curry 806 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:38,000 France biryani...eating! 807 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:38,833 What?? 808 00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:40,291 Eating - France 809 00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:43,000 Yes, France! 810 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,791 Now could you please go and talk to your officer? 811 00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:47,625 It's really hot out here! 812 00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:50,416 Cool! Bangalore city is cool! 813 00:35:50,875 --> 00:35:51,833 Garden city 814 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:52,958 Cubbon park 815 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,583 Lalbagh cool 816 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:55,333 Take rest 817 00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:56,708 My talking 818 00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:59,916 So fair! -Sir! 819 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,208 She was so pretty! 820 00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:03,875 Sir, the foreigner is waiting... 821 00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:06,208 Who is this idiot! Foreigner it seems! 822 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:07,833 Who is that? 823 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,916 Sir, the bag was stolen in his auto 824 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,083 Then the bag will be in his house 825 00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:13,500 Call him here 826 00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:14,500 Hey you, come here! 827 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:19,166 What's your name? 828 00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:20,208 Ali, sir 829 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,083 I'll skin you alive! 830 00:36:21,416 --> 00:36:22,208 Abdul! Abdul... 831 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:23,583 Say it again! 832 00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:25,208 Asghar!Asghar! 833 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:25,666 Sure? 834 00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:26,333 Sure! sir 835 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:27,583 I am. Lock it sir 836 00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:29,416 Of course, I'll lock it 837 00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:30,500 Come here 838 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,041 His bag... 839 00:36:34,958 --> 00:36:36,666 ...where have you kept it? 840 00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,041 Sir, I only picked him up 841 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:39,833 I haven't stolen it, sir 842 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,166 I swear on god! 843 00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:43,625 Which god? Your's or mine? 844 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:46,208 Sir, forget our gods! I swear on his god, I don't know! 845 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:47,833 This fellow is too much! 846 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,500 you just wait! 847 00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:53,583 Guys go! Check on the pesticide process, go! 848 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:54,333 Ok sir! 849 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:55,541 You wait! 850 00:36:58,833 --> 00:36:59,333 Coming! 851 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:01,166 Don't move 852 00:37:03,291 --> 00:37:04,916 Good morning, namaskar, welcome! 853 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:07,583 India! Bharat, welcome! 854 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,583 Thank you! 855 00:37:14,083 --> 00:37:15,291 Could you please help me, sir? 856 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:21,875 I've lost my bag and my passport in this foreign country 857 00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:25,541 No sir, this not foreign 858 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:26,625 This India 859 00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:30,875 No, but I am in a foreign country 860 00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:33,500 No sir, you're a foreigner, ok 861 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:35,041 This India 862 00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,375 You people think... 863 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:40,083 India is also foreign 864 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,375 Full enjoyment, drugs, girls 865 00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:44,916 Bang, bang 866 00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:46,375 No, no! 867 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:47,666 Not like a foreign 868 00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:49,750 Please respect our culture! 869 00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:51,416 We respect you! 870 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:54,000 Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you 871 00:37:54,791 --> 00:37:55,958 He take bag? 872 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:58,125 No, it was a different man 873 00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:00,666 What colouring? 874 00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:03,000 Black skin? 875 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 No! I can't talk of colour! 876 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,500 It's wrong!! 877 00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:10,583 Because, one gang, black gang! 878 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,083 Stealing, theft, robbery, rape 879 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,375 All members, black! 880 00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:18,833 You see, I'm getting only one complaint 881 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:22,500 Putting inside and beating them black & blue! 882 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,541 The rogues will spill the beans in no time! 883 00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:26,875 No understanding? 884 00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:30,208 I am, my ambition, my love is... 885 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,291 ...beating black peoples! 886 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,083 What?? 887 00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:35,500 No, that is bad! 888 00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:37,000 You are bad! 889 00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:39,208 That is a racist comment! 890 00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:40,916 You are a racist! 891 00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:41,958 Race? 892 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,875 You sensed! 893 00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:45,500 So cute! 894 00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:48,041 This guy is a foreign astrologer! 895 00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:49,500 He read my face and said I'm a racist! 896 00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:53,333 I'm a racist! He found out! 897 00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:56,041 In my college days, I'm a first racist 898 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:59,541 150 km speed, I'd bounce! 899 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:01,916 Vasu, my friend, followed me 900 00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:03,000 He was the second racist! 901 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:07,750 All girls, in college, chilling! 902 00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:11,333 Racist, racist! 903 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,791 (Chorus by thieves) 904 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:15,000 You see, I am a racist 905 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,291 My wife is a racist 906 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,958 And my son is a racist 907 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:20,416 Totally racist family! 908 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,000 You like racist? 909 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:23,875 No! 910 00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:24,666 No? 911 00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:27,416 Cool 912 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,375 Huh 913 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,125 You come there, ok? 914 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,250 I'll sort this, don't worry 915 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:33,791 Come 916 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:36,958 You tell, start 917 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:37,916 Entrance 918 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:39,875 Tell, tell 919 00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:41,083 Oh yes... 920 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,666 Just say it already! 921 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:43,625 Tell him your story 922 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:45,250 Oh yeah, ok 923 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,125 My name is Simon Lefevre 924 00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:49,291 I come from France 925 00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:51,875 I am meeting the client tomorrow 926 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:53,708 I am staying at the Marriott hotel 927 00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:56,291 When I came to the airport, there's a big hmmm... 928 00:39:58,625 --> 00:39:59,875 You don't understand, no? 929 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:02,791 You please...you explain to him, no? 930 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:05,041 Monsieur, I come to India for conference 931 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,541 I am meeting my clients tomorrow 932 00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:08,541 I...my bag is missing with the... 933 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:11,791 ...the drugs samples and I.. Stop!' 934 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:15,083 You tell entrance 935 00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:17,916 I'm staying at the Marriott hotel 936 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,833 No, no. After 937 00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:23,333 I'm meeting my clients tomorrow 938 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:25,666 No, the bag, drugs, before 939 00:40:25,916 --> 00:40:27,083 Yes, medicine 940 00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:30,291 Medicine for erectile dysfunction 941 00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:32,083 You know, erectile, your... 942 00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:35,041 Medicine? -Yes 943 00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:36,833 Raise her? 944 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:39,208 He's lying 945 00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:41,458 First he said drugs and bag 946 00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:44,083 Now he's saying medicine -Yes sir 947 00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:50,000 Think he's the one who's smuggling drugs from Russia to Bengaluru 948 00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:52,458 Softly! He'll hear us! 949 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:54,750 Bring the suspect's photo 950 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:58,625 Sir, I can see that a promotion is close! 951 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:00,291 Go... 952 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:00,875 ok! Sir! 953 00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:04,666 Sir! 954 00:41:10,916 --> 00:41:13,250 Sir, they've sprayed pesticide on this too... 955 00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:25,958 Sir... 956 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,083 They look alike, isn't it? 957 00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:28,791 Yes sir 958 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:32,041 Sir, let's do one thing 959 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,416 We don't have the space to lock them up 960 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:37,333 We don't even have the proof to file an FIR 961 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,916 Let them go 962 00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:40,833 I'll follow them 963 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,958 The moment I get proof, I'll drag them here! 964 00:41:47,666 --> 00:41:48,500 Release. Go! 965 00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:50,125 Go, go. Fast! 966 00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:52,750 Off you all go 967 00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:59,000 The universal drug smuggler has been found! 968 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:10,041 Oh hallelujah please protect us dear lord 969 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:19,625 Oh hallelujah please protect us dear lord 970 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:26,333 When man has spent a hundred lifetimes 971 00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:31,583 He finally rests in peace at your sacred feet 972 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:36,791 Charles is no more 973 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:42,375 Charles is no more 974 00:42:43,416 --> 00:42:47,666 Charles is no more 975 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:52,583 Charles is no more 976 00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:56,708 The cemetery is now his home 977 00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:59,250 Chuck luxury aside and live a simple life 978 00:42:59,458 --> 00:43:01,916 Chuck luxury aside and live a simple life 979 00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:04,833 The big boss lives in heaven 980 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:08,625 Charles is no more 981 00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:13,791 Charles is no more 982 00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:16,083 Hey look! 983 00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:18,208 Your boss Charles' body is arriving! 984 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,708 Yeah, he passed away this morning 985 00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:20,416 What happened? 986 00:43:20,458 --> 00:43:21,541 Hey you! Thief! 987 00:43:21,708 --> 00:43:22,708 Wait! 988 00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:26,041 What's wrong with you? 989 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:27,875 He's my bag thief! 990 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:29,333 Chris Gayle! 991 00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:31,875 Sssh!He's carrying the body! 992 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:34,416 But he stole my bag! 993 00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:38,000 I'll go and come, wait 994 00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:47,416 The man who was smiling yesterday 995 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,833 But is now gone 996 00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:49,875 Chris Gayle! 997 00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:50,833 Move! 998 00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:51,541 Chris Gayle! 999 00:43:51,708 --> 00:43:53,250 Move your ass, will you! 1000 00:43:53,791 --> 00:43:56,083 Chris Gayle did you steal any foreigner's bag? 1001 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:57,416 Give it back 1002 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:58,708 I'll get him to pay you well 1003 00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:00,541 He's with me right now 1004 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:03,958 And is now no more 1005 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:08,291 He left saying he will return once more 1006 00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:09,958 Hold properly, you! 1007 00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:21,541 Charles is no more 1008 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:25,375 Charles is no more 1009 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,875 Charles is no more 1010 00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:33,833 Charles is no more 1011 00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:36,666 Charles is no more 1012 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:41,708 Charles is no more 1013 00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:44,833 Oh my!!!! 1014 00:44:44,833 --> 00:44:48,833 Charles is no more 1015 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:50,875 Don is bald? 1016 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,833 Don's body fell down!! 1017 00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:01,750 God knows where he's gone! 1018 00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:02,833 Look, he's back! 1019 00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:04,333 Hey donkey's ass, 1020 00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:06,875 How many times do I have to call you? 1021 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,208 You old dinosaur! 1022 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,458 You're not my wife to answer your call! 1023 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:15,208 If I had a husband like you, I'd be better off in the grave! 1024 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,416 Come, let me drop you there 1025 00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:18,041 Will take you in my auto 1026 00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:20,458 Forget this nonsense, go inside & see 1027 00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:24,000 The same old weepy serials! 1028 00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:25,166 What happened? 1029 00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:26,708 When did she come back? 1030 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,833 God! Such a horrible mother in law! 1031 00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:33,833 Did you call me here to discuss your TV serial mother in law! 1032 00:45:33,916 --> 00:45:36,791 Not from the serial. It's about her mother in law 1033 00:45:37,791 --> 00:45:38,958 What happened Rahila? 1034 00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:41,166 Tell me! 1035 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:46,416 My girl, Purshi's grandfather had 13 kids 1036 00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:48,333 That was on his dad's side alone 1037 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,375 And my father had 9 kids 1038 00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:54,208 So, the fact is that the gene game is pretty strong on both sides 1039 00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:56,208 Please be direct and tell me whatever it is! 1040 00:45:56,333 --> 00:46:01,708 Don't try making my son a scape goat with your fake tests! 1041 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:08,875 I packed them for you 1042 00:46:10,916 --> 00:46:12,875 Do you know what happened after? 1043 00:46:13,541 --> 00:46:14,666 Rahila! 1044 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:26,583 Attractive discounts on silk saris. Visit today. Pothys 1045 00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:28,333 Puneeth Rajkumar's photo is on it 1046 00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:29,916 Not this! Wait 1047 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,375 Oh my god! Driver's notice! 1048 00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:38,541 He's sent a divorce notice 1049 00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:41,125 Go, beat him up and drag him here! 1050 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:42,333 Drag him? 1051 00:46:42,541 --> 00:46:44,916 I'll skin him alive and burn him! 1052 00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:47,291 Poor fellow, he's innocent! 1053 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,208 This is all my mother in law's plan! 1054 00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:52,833 Yeah, he's the innocent snake that dances to her tunes! 1055 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:55,458 To hell with your mother in law! 1056 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:57,958 Double murder! That's what I'll commit today! 1057 00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:00,916 Ok enough with the blabbering 1058 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:02,708 I've made meat balls 1059 00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:03,708 Eat it and sleep! 1060 00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:05,666 I don't want meat balls 1061 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:08,083 I want to chop Purushottam's balls 1062 00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:12,083 (Bustling streets of Shivajinagar) 1063 00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:21,416 My father would never even let us peek into this cupboard 1064 00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:23,625 So in my childhood itself, 1065 00:47:23,958 --> 00:47:28,166 I had decided to open it as soon as he dies 1066 00:47:30,041 --> 00:47:30,583 Bro! 1067 00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,458 Don't you think it'll be filled with cash and diamonds? 1068 00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:33,916 I'll be happy if it has atleast one of that! 1069 00:47:34,291 --> 00:47:36,166 This fucker Sundaram refuses to give me money! 1070 00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:38,875 Blacky... 1071 00:47:39,333 --> 00:47:42,125 Try, try, try, succeed 1072 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:45,833 Bro! 1073 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,083 Succeed! 1074 00:47:53,041 --> 00:47:58,375 (Popular father sentiment Kannada song) 1075 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,291 Dad!!!! 1076 00:48:00,291 --> 00:48:10,166 (Popular father sentiment Kannada song) 1077 00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:11,083 Don 1078 00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:15,875 We got him, 1079 00:48:22,916 --> 00:48:23,291 Don 1080 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,416 Did you recognise him ? 1081 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,583 The one whose sister eloped! 1082 00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:30,125 Ah, that one... 1083 00:48:31,583 --> 00:48:32,958 Your brother-in-law had called 1084 00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:34,875 He wanted one lakh 1085 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:36,958 He's off to Dubai it seems 1086 00:48:40,166 --> 00:48:41,375 He's shocked! 1087 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,666 He didn't know about it at all! 1088 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:46,000 He's given talaq to my sister! 1089 00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:47,041 Because they're unable to have kids 1090 00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:50,083 I only got to know about his Dubai plans from you! 1091 00:48:50,416 --> 00:48:52,125 What else can he do, poor chap! 1092 00:48:52,291 --> 00:48:53,541 Have you met don's sister Angel Priya? 1093 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,958 I've seen her on Facebook 1094 00:48:58,041 --> 00:48:58,958 Come here Angel Priya 1095 00:48:59,125 --> 00:48:59,541 Hello 1096 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,958 She was married off at 13 1097 00:49:02,416 --> 00:49:04,000 She didn't bear kids even at 20! 1098 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,791 Her poor husband patiently waited for seven years! 1099 00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:09,250 Only then he sent her home 1100 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,666 Our don didn't utter a word! 1101 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000 Am I right, bro? 1102 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:15,958 Give information only when asked 1103 00:49:16,375 --> 00:49:19,541 Don't open your big mouth in front of all and sundry 1104 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,625 Cool bro 1105 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,208 Hey, bring that foreigner here! 1106 00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:27,625 Remember him? 1107 00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:31,083 Sir, this chap! 1108 00:49:31,875 --> 00:49:32,791 What's he doing here? 1109 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Do you know him? 1110 00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:35,250 So this is the matter! 1111 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:40,416 Don, I had set out with my auto from home 1112 00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:42,500 On the way, there was a major traffic block 1113 00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:44,833 These cab guys... 1114 00:49:45,375 --> 00:49:47,875 Had created a major ruckus 1115 00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:48,750 This chap was stranded there 1116 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:52,041 Forget him. Do you know who else was there! 1117 00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:54,125 That hottie from News 13! 1118 00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:55,458 Guess who? 1119 00:49:58,041 --> 00:49:59,000 Malini!! 1120 00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:00,416 Malini, really? 1121 00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:03,375 Yes, her! 1122 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:05,750 Hey, bring two cups of tea for sir and me! 1123 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:07,583 Control received. Control received 1124 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:09,791 Sir, everyone's inside 1125 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,083 If you say yes, I'll proceed 1126 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:14,375 What's wrong? 1127 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,458 Sir isn't responding! 1128 00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:18,833 Malini, Malini... 1129 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,500 Hey, move on from that topic! 1130 00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:24,583 Tik tok, tik tok arrived Malini 1131 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:26,416 She held my hand and said, 1132 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:32,500 Asgar "you please to take for hotel foreigners" 1133 00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:33,875 She held your hand? 1134 00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:36,625 Yes, why will I lie don? 1135 00:50:36,625 --> 00:50:38,083 I'm not jobless like you! 1136 00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:42,000 Then she gave her number & asked to give a missed call 1137 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,333 I was low on balance... 1138 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,375 Hey! Why are you interrupting when two biggies are talking!! 1139 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:48,625 I told her... 1140 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:50,208 One second don 1141 00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:52,625 What the fuck is your problem!!? 1142 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:53,458 What now? 1143 00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:55,083 Ch...Ch...Cha.. 1144 00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:56,750 Charminar? 1145 00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:58,416 Cha.. 1146 00:50:58,625 --> 00:50:59,333 Chobe ki Naan 1147 00:51:01,416 --> 00:51:02,916 Charles! 1148 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,458 Ba... 1149 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:04,291 Bastard? 1150 00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:06,583 Ba... 1151 00:51:06,791 --> 00:51:07,458 Ba... 1152 00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:08,083 Ba... 1153 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:08,583 Body? 1154 00:51:08,708 --> 00:51:09,250 Body? 1155 00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:11,500 Fell down 1156 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:14,208 Charles body fell down 1157 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:15,750 Yes, I made his body fall down 1158 00:51:20,583 --> 00:51:22,958 Oh FUCK...RUDDIN! 1159 00:51:44,083 --> 00:51:46,208 Dude say something! 1160 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,666 Say something dude! 1161 00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:54,750 Our shot has backfired Run dude run, we're done for! 1162 00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:59,458 Dude say something! Say something dude! 1163 00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:02,500 Fakruddin has slyly 1164 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:05,125 Pricked our butts with a safety pin 1165 00:52:05,291 --> 00:52:07,791 Looks like fate is calling 1166 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:10,416 No option but to answer it Fakruddin 1167 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:20,875 Dude say something! Say something dude! 1168 00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:52,583 It can't be washed away with soap 1169 00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:59,000 Such are the dirty acts in every day life 1170 00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:03,750 The biggest spoiler is to open one's mouth 1171 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:06,583 Even if life is at risk, 1172 00:53:07,041 --> 00:53:12,000 the games people play are dangerous 1173 00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:22,000 Dude say something! Say something dude! 1174 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,083 Dude say something! Say something dude! 1175 00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:51,833 Fakruddin has slyly Pricked our butts with a safety pin Looks like fate is calling 1176 00:53:52,083 --> 00:53:56,875 No other option but to answer it Fakruddin 1177 00:53:57,416 --> 00:54:02,291 Dude say something! Say something dude! 1178 00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:05,666 Say something dude! 1179 00:54:17,458 --> 00:54:17,958 Go... 1180 00:54:22,583 --> 00:54:24,166 Thank you. 1181 00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,458 You saved my life 1182 00:54:29,916 --> 00:54:33,250 Please, could you do me one more favour? 1183 00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:36,458 Could you take me to the French embassy? 1184 00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:38,791 Please... 1185 00:54:42,416 --> 00:54:43,000 Ok, sit 1186 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:44,708 Thank you 1187 00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:49,875 Please say something Mohan bhai... 1188 00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:51,166 What do I say? 1189 00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:54,708 This fellow should've thought well before sending the divorce notice 1190 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:57,041 Uncle, it wasn't intentional 1191 00:54:57,083 --> 00:54:57,750 Please tell him! 1192 00:54:58,166 --> 00:54:59,333 Didn't I tell you Mohan bhai? 1193 00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:01,166 His folks forced him to send it! 1194 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:04,708 Please speak to Asgar, he listens only to you 1195 00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:08,375 your like my chiildren I'll speak to him 1196 00:55:08,583 --> 00:55:09,750 Come get up! 1197 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:13,875 I wanted to ask you something -What? 1198 00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:15,000 You're educated 1199 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:17,583 Why should you leave the country if you don't have kids? 1200 00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:18,541 You're right! 1201 00:55:18,541 --> 00:55:21,750 They should chase away the ones who have kids! 1202 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:23,208 Just look at our population! 1203 00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,250 There's absolutely no shortage of babies in our country! 1204 00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:28,416 We're so good at manufacturing 1205 00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:31,500 That we manufacture babies throughout the year! 1206 00:55:31,541 --> 00:55:32,500 Correct uncle! 1207 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:33,791 Shut up! He's talking! 1208 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,166 Please wait sweetheart... 1209 00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:38,250 Listen to him baby 1210 00:55:38,416 --> 00:55:41,083 Only the parents with daughters know the problems womankind face 1211 00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:42,875 All faults like with the girl 1212 00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:44,458 It's her fault if she stands 1213 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:45,166 Her fault if she sits 1214 00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:48,666 It's the girl's fault if they don't have kids 1215 00:55:48,666 --> 00:55:50,208 Men are such, 1216 00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:53,291 Even if their pumps don't have water, 1217 00:55:53,916 --> 00:55:55,250 They expect the women to sprout a lush field! 1218 00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:00,125 Let's go 1219 00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:02,250 Why? Let's stay! 1220 00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:05,166 If I ever become the prime minister of this country, 1221 00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:07,958 I'll announce six months of holiday for women 1222 00:56:08,375 --> 00:56:09,958 Would you have that dear? 1223 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:11,666 I will teach her to,let go 1224 00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:15,500 If that doesn't happen, I'll ensure that he gets a vasectomy 1225 00:56:16,333 --> 00:56:17,541 How many children do you have? 1226 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,791 Three girls & two boys 1227 00:56:18,916 --> 00:56:20,416 First you get that operation done 1228 00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:32,875 you can't park here 1229 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:37,708 My name is simom i am from france please let me in 1230 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,208 No, only English 1231 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,833 Ok, I lost everything! My bag, luggage, wallet 1232 00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:45,791 Ok, who is person inside? 1233 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:47,666 I don't have an appointment 1234 00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:50,166 Please! Let me go inside! 1235 00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:51,166 No, no 1236 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,583 Only appointment 1237 00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:54,416 Poor chap, let him in 1238 00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:57,416 He's also a foreigner. He lost his bags. 1239 00:56:57,666 --> 00:56:59,125 Stand outside! 1240 00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:01,208 Indefendence day celebrations are on inside 1241 00:57:01,333 --> 00:57:01,666 What? 1242 00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:04,083 I-day celebrations are on 1243 00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:06,583 Some French celebrations are on inside? 1244 00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:07,583 Please tell him... 1245 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:11,125 Sir, please him... 1246 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:12,166 Please... 1247 00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:13,791 Where is your minister? 1248 00:57:14,041 --> 00:57:17,333 Sir, in India 11 am can be 12 pm or 12.30 pm 1249 00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:19,666 Sometimes 2 pm. It's common sir 1250 00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:22,958 Sir, in France, any job opportunity is there? 1251 00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:23,708 Sir, somebody's come 1252 00:57:24,291 --> 00:57:26,750 He wants to speak to you about his passport 1253 00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:30,291 Go check who that is Move it! 1254 00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:32,708 See you later, bye 1255 00:57:33,791 --> 00:57:35,208 Who is that man? 1256 00:57:35,250 --> 00:57:36,250 I have no clue sir 1257 00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:39,750 I said no, but they're still waiting 1258 00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:45,791 Hi! -How are you! 1259 00:57:46,791 --> 00:57:48,375 Your 10 minutes are up! Leave! 1260 00:57:48,458 --> 00:57:49,375 Move that auto of yours 1261 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,875 Sir! They're over there 1262 00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:52,666 Get lost! 1263 00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:55,166 2 minutes... -No way! 1264 00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:56,875 Function started 1265 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:58,541 Come, let's go 1266 00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:02,750 The French national anthem has begun Leave now! 1267 00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:04,041 Welcome sir! 1268 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:09,000 I want to go inside! 1269 00:58:09,125 --> 00:58:10,291 Leave! 1270 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,750 You could've become anyone you wanted 1271 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,250 You could've worn underwear over your pants & become Superman 1272 00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:23,375 you could have been Web spinning spider man 1273 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:28,000 Or even batman the dark knight 1274 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,833 Or even the pad-selling Padman 1275 00:59:32,666 --> 00:59:37,041 Least of all, you could've been our watchman 1276 00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:40,625 But you chose to become a Bad Man 1277 00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:42,750 Mukesh!!! 1278 00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:45,000 I will not kill you 1279 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:47,875 But, cancer will 1280 00:59:50,791 --> 00:59:52,250 Ma...ma...mmm 1281 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,375 Tell me next week 1282 00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:55,250 Ma...Ma.. 1283 00:59:55,291 --> 00:59:56,375 did he fucking kiss you 1284 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:57,791 Spit it out already! 1285 00:59:57,791 --> 00:59:58,458 Malini is here! 1286 00:59:58,458 --> 00:59:59,583 You mean Hema Malini! 1287 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,208 Our brand ambassador? 1288 01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:04,000 Must have come to rescue me! 1289 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:05,708 Sir, sir! -Duffer! 1290 01:00:05,791 --> 01:00:06,333 Please Sir! 1291 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:06,750 Sir... 1292 01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:08,041 Hello boss 1293 01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:10,416 Can you give me some tea? 1294 01:00:10,916 --> 01:00:12,416 Boss! Boss! 1295 01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:22,166 Hye! 1296 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:23,500 Get lost! 1297 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:28,875 Ready? -Ready ma'am, rolling 1298 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,333 Tell me... 1299 01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:31,125 Tell you?? 1300 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:33,208 What should I tell you? 1301 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,958 About yourself 1302 01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:37,083 Is this a TV interview or job interview? 1303 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:42,416 You should research about me, & then interview me 1304 01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:45,083 This is not an interview where you ask "Something about you" 1305 01:00:46,041 --> 01:00:46,625 Ok 1306 01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:48,750 I thought of easing you in 1307 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,208 And then asking you about this 1308 01:00:50,375 --> 01:00:52,583 Your father was a popular social worker 1309 01:00:52,791 --> 01:00:55,416 Social reformer & industrialist 1310 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,791 But, the rumour is that 1311 01:00:57,916 --> 01:01:00,708 He ran a crime syndicate behind the scenes 1312 01:01:01,375 --> 01:01:04,375 He was also known as "Powder" Charles 1313 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:05,666 What do you have to say about this? 1314 01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:07,916 So Manasa... 1315 01:01:07,916 --> 01:01:08,458 It's Malini 1316 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,916 That's exactly what I said 1317 01:01:11,625 --> 01:01:12,541 Please continue 1318 01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:16,541 My father worked his way to the top 1319 01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:18,416 So many are jealous of his success 1320 01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:20,416 So they sparked a lot of mindless rumours 1321 01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:24,708 My father was the wholesale dealer of Ponds talcum powder for Bengaluru 1322 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,416 Hence, the name "Powder" Charles 1323 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:30,666 He was a big follower of that man 1324 01:01:31,083 --> 01:01:33,666 Mohan Chandra...Karam...Chandra... 1325 01:01:33,833 --> 01:01:34,375 Gandhiji 1326 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,166 Gandhiji indeed! 1327 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:38,583 There's a photo of him behind, see that? 1328 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,416 Gandhiji was like a father to my dad 1329 01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:47,500 And like a a grandfather to me 1330 01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:50,291 So, what are your future plans? 1331 01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:54,583 I want to do to society exactly what my father did! 1332 01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:59,041 Hello, this is a joke? 1333 01:01:59,083 --> 01:01:59,958 A funny thing? 1334 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,125 I didn't want to do this interview 1335 01:02:02,333 --> 01:02:04,708 Your channel kept pestering me for it! 1336 01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:09,708 That's it. 1337 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:10,541 The interview is over! 1338 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:11,833 Leave! 1339 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:12,875 What! 1340 01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:14,875 Just request him madam... 1341 01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:17,541 It's ok 1342 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:19,333 Good that he left 1343 01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:48,416 (Man speaks in a foreign language) 1344 01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,250 For two days, we were waiting for you 1345 01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:56,375 Nothing happen 1346 01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:59,750 If money no coming, we screw you 1347 01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:00,833 Ok, ok! 1348 01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:02,625 I give full money! 1349 01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:03,583 After screwing! 1350 01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:05,833 They've taken the mic madam 1351 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:06,875 I'll go get it 1352 01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:07,541 Wait, wait! 1353 01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:12,250 (Why did you commit to give the whole amount??) 1354 01:03:12,291 --> 01:03:13,375 (Are you crazy!) 1355 01:03:13,541 --> 01:03:15,500 (Do you know how much the loot is even worth?) 1356 01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:16,375 Record it 1357 01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:19,708 The powder we're buying is priced at Rs 9000 per gram 1358 01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:20,958 5 kgs of it! 1359 01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:22,416 Worth 4.5 crore! 1360 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,416 Will you hand all that over? 1361 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,750 So what do I do? 1362 01:03:26,125 --> 01:03:27,041 Ask for some time 1363 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:27,916 Switch it on 1364 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:30,916 Hello boss! 1365 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:32,666 I want some time! 1366 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:34,666 How much more time you want? 1367 01:03:35,416 --> 01:03:36,291 No more time! 1368 01:03:37,666 --> 01:03:38,833 I want my bag 1369 01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:40,916 I want my man 1370 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:43,375 And I want my money! 1371 01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:45,166 If not, 1372 01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:47,250 Enjoy last two days of your life 1373 01:03:51,333 --> 01:03:53,541 I have a one proposal for you 1374 01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:55,541 I'm not give your money 1375 01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:57,958 I'm not give your powder 1376 01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:00,375 I will catch your man 1377 01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:03,000 And make him my housekeeper! 1378 01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:05,750 Lastly, but not leastly, 1379 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,541 I don't know who you are 1380 01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:10,291 But I will find you! 1381 01:04:11,041 --> 01:04:12,083 I kill you 1382 01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:17,333 Mother fucker! 1383 01:04:18,541 --> 01:04:19,708 Uncle, what's wrong! 1384 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:21,708 The laughter effect was just setting in! 1385 01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:24,416 Do you even know who and how powerful he is! 1386 01:04:24,416 --> 01:04:25,791 Who cares! 1387 01:04:25,958 --> 01:04:27,333 Trying to act smart with me, huh! 1388 01:04:28,791 --> 01:04:31,458 He's abroad, so what can he possibly do to me?? 1389 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,833 Especially when the entire city is in our control! 1390 01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:46,416 Come, let's go! 1391 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:48,916 Did you realise how dangerous he is 1392 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:50,250 Mani! 1393 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,000 What's that on your shirt?? 1394 01:04:53,416 --> 01:04:54,375 Uncle, mic!! 1395 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:55,458 Let's go! Let's go! 1396 01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:57,583 Bro! What happened? 1397 01:04:57,708 --> 01:05:00,041 Blackie, I don't care what you do! 1398 01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:02,583 But I want Malini today at any cost! 1399 01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:04,375 What bro! 1400 01:05:04,666 --> 01:05:06,833 That desperate huh? Naughty fellow! 1401 01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:09,500 You have to kidnap Malini at any cost!! 1402 01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:13,125 If not, I'll chop off your hands like they did in Sholay! 1403 01:05:14,583 --> 01:05:15,208 Get lost! -Ok bro 1404 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:20,541 Blast worked 1405 01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:22,958 He's shit scared -Good 1406 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:24,458 He'll run away! 1407 01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:26,166 Ok 1408 01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:33,208 Excuse me! 1409 01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:34,916 Am I wearing this right? 1410 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,500 Cloth's fitting you? 1411 01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:37,625 Yes, thanks! 1412 01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:44,291 Take! Eat something 1413 01:05:44,625 --> 01:05:45,458 You hungry? 1414 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:46,375 Yes 1415 01:05:46,708 --> 01:05:47,250 Kheer 1416 01:05:47,791 --> 01:05:48,333 Kheer 1417 01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:49,250 Hot! Hot! 1418 01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:50,125 yes hot 1419 01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,416 This is delicious 1420 01:06:00,541 --> 01:06:01,333 Thank you! 1421 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,333 Thank you 1422 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:03,625 You like it, no? 1423 01:06:04,083 --> 01:06:05,125 Yes, very good 1424 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:08,166 My brother told me what happened 1425 01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:10,875 Sorry to hear 1426 01:06:12,541 --> 01:06:13,583 I miss my family... 1427 01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:16,208 I'm scared here 1428 01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:18,833 I want to go home 1429 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:19,958 I know 1430 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:23,208 I know how...feels 1431 01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:26,041 You want to talk to family? 1432 01:06:26,291 --> 01:06:27,625 Oh, yes! 1433 01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:28,291 Whatsapp call? 1434 01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,333 Yeah, thank you! 1435 01:06:33,541 --> 01:06:34,541 I call one person 1436 01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,333 I call my wife 1437 01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:39,875 When I see her face, 1438 01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:41,541 All my problems gone! 1439 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:43,708 My wife 1440 01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:45,791 She very beautiful! 1441 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:49,666 Make me very happy, thank you 1442 01:06:49,916 --> 01:06:59,500 (Asgar singing a love song) 1443 01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:02,708 Did you eat a horse by mistake? 1444 01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:03,625 What's this Mohan? 1445 01:07:03,875 --> 01:07:07,958 Couldn't you have bought some nice-smelling liquor? Damn you! 1446 01:07:08,541 --> 01:07:10,250 Do you have to do a liplock now? 1447 01:07:10,791 --> 01:07:12,083 This is all we have, drink up 1448 01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:17,291 So you didn't you get any chicken? Or side dishes? 1449 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:19,666 You teetotalers are the worst! 1450 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:22,625 But will polish off half a chicken! 1451 01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:24,250 So, I've only brought chips 1452 01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:24,916 Take it or leave it 1453 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:26,291 Give 1454 01:07:26,791 --> 01:07:28,250 Take & get lost 1455 01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:30,833 There he goes again! 1456 01:07:35,125 --> 01:07:35,666 Huh? 1457 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:39,708 Who are you? 1458 01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:42,208 And why are you fucking answering my wife's phone?? 1459 01:07:42,416 --> 01:07:44,250 It's me, Johnny Seems 1460 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:45,583 who Johnny Sins? 1461 01:07:45,916 --> 01:07:47,208 Hello Kuku! 1462 01:07:47,416 --> 01:07:48,750 How are you my darling? 1463 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,000 What are you doing? 1464 01:07:50,708 --> 01:07:51,625 And who is that man? 1465 01:07:52,458 --> 01:07:53,333 No, no, no 1466 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:54,541 Don't worry 1467 01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:57,041 He came here for some work 1468 01:07:57,041 --> 01:07:58,333 He's actually my boss 1469 01:07:59,791 --> 01:08:00,541 Naked? 1470 01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:03,291 He came to our house naked! 1471 01:08:03,833 --> 01:08:06,041 I'll explain everything, you come home 1472 01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:08,208 It's nothing, you just come home darling 1473 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,416 Please come home to me 1474 01:08:09,791 --> 01:08:10,333 Come back? 1475 01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:12,458 Come back? 1476 01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:14,833 Come back to what? 1477 01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,541 I wanted to see you 1478 01:08:18,916 --> 01:08:19,458 But now... 1479 01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:23,666 I never want to see you again 1480 01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:24,250 No, no, no 1481 01:08:24,291 --> 01:08:25,958 Please! Please! Explain to you! 1482 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,000 No! 1483 01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:28,333 Everything will be fine! 1484 01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:28,625 Gud bye! 1485 01:08:28,666 --> 01:08:30,500 Please! Listen to me Kuku! 1486 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:48,958 Mohan, it seems like acid! 1487 01:08:49,333 --> 01:08:51,375 I'd have asked my friend to get you some nice liquor 1488 01:08:51,375 --> 01:08:52,375 He's coming from Dubai 1489 01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:53,708 He'd have got it for you 1490 01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:56,375 Hey! Keep your Dubai airs to yourself! 1491 01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:57,708 By the way, 1492 01:08:58,208 --> 01:09:02,666 Why are you angry about your brother-in-law 1493 01:09:02,666 --> 01:09:03,083 Brother! 1494 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,750 He's my brother-in-law? 1495 01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:07,375 Let him come in front of me & I'll kill him! 1496 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:13,541 you are afraid of stray dogs, 1497 01:09:13,541 --> 01:09:14,625 And you'll kill a person? My foot! 1498 01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,166 Here sir! 1499 01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,125 Sure? -Yes 1500 01:09:17,166 --> 01:09:18,458 Hey - Ok Sir 1501 01:09:23,166 --> 01:09:24,041 Thank you 1502 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,625 He's incapable of fathering a child 1503 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:30,541 And he's blaming my sister for it! 1504 01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:32,458 You know me 1505 01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:34,333 I wanted to have a grand wedding 1506 01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:36,791 Serve non veg delicacies for guests 1507 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:38,458 He finished it off with mere veg food! 1508 01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:41,875 But, were you prepared for the "grand" wedding? 1509 01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:44,416 You didn't even have a rupee as savings! 1510 01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:45,375 I had! 1511 01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:46,333 What happened? 1512 01:09:47,208 --> 01:09:48,666 Rahila! Rahila! 1513 01:09:50,875 --> 01:09:51,791 Unable to see 1514 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,166 If they live here, it'll be tough for them 1515 01:09:58,458 --> 01:10:00,833 They've planned to settle down in Dubai 1516 01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:01,958 Let them go 1517 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:03,208 What! 1518 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:04,666 Go to Dubai? 1519 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,166 Who are they to plan? 1520 01:10:06,208 --> 01:10:08,916 If this gets out of hand, I'll rip him apart! 1521 01:10:09,166 --> 01:10:10,208 Relax! 1522 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,916 Aaarrgh!! 1523 01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:17,208 Brother! What happened? 1524 01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:18,208 Come fast! 1525 01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:19,791 I heard a loud thud! 1526 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:21,166 Somebody fell down from the top! 1527 01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:22,791 I'm sure it's a thief! 1528 01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,375 Then let's run! 1529 01:10:24,416 --> 01:10:25,583 Catch him! 1530 01:10:25,625 --> 01:10:26,875 Call the cops! 1531 01:10:26,916 --> 01:10:28,041 No, no! Do one thing 1532 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:29,416 Call the military 1533 01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:33,333 They'll come and beat me black & blue! 1534 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,833 So will you go in & catch the thief? 1535 01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,500 Is this the Mysore palace? 1536 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:38,541 Lots of precious objects inside? 1537 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,333 Wait till the power comes 1538 01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:41,708 He wont come, he's a scaredy cat! 1539 01:10:41,791 --> 01:10:43,416 I'll catch the thief 1540 01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:46,375 You're Laurel & he's Hardy 1541 01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,125 So he'll accompany you on the way out 1542 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:49,291 Will you go in or not? 1543 01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:51,000 The old man is sleeping inside! 1544 01:10:51,416 --> 01:10:52,791 Mehboob, don't worry! 1545 01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:53,833 Asgar is coming! 1546 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:54,375 Hey oldie! 1547 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:57,458 Why don't you just groom your beard with shampoo and sit in a corner? 1548 01:10:57,458 --> 01:11:00,833 Brother, just go inside! 1549 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:05,250 Sir! How are you? 1550 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:06,750 What about dinner? 1551 01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:09,166 Is he a guest? 1552 01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:10,458 Dinner it seems! 1553 01:11:10,791 --> 01:11:12,125 Go catch him! 1554 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:13,208 I will! 1555 01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:14,666 Shut up now! 1556 01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:17,958 Do...do you have weapons with you? 1557 01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:22,708 Of all places, you've come to rob our house... 1558 01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:23,833 You'll find nothing worthwhile here 1559 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,083 What do you mean nothing? 1560 01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:29,416 The silver bowl your brother-in-law got from Turkey... 1561 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:31,750 Do you know how much its worth? 1562 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:32,666 Do us a favour 1563 01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:35,833 Just give the password to the lock of all the precious things in the house 1564 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,875 Let him take it all and go 1565 01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:40,541 Caught him! 1566 01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:41,833 Caught the robber! 1567 01:11:41,833 --> 01:11:43,500 Getting him outside! Beat him up! 1568 01:11:43,541 --> 01:11:48,500 (Chaos reigns) 1569 01:11:48,583 --> 01:11:52,750 Beat him up! 1570 01:11:52,791 --> 01:11:55,583 Don't spare him! 1571 01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:59,000 Where is he? 1572 01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:01,041 Search inside! 1573 01:12:01,125 --> 01:12:03,000 Search for the bag - Okay sir 1574 01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:10,208 Hey! What are you doing here? 1575 01:12:10,916 --> 01:12:11,708 What's all this dust on you? 1576 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:12,625 I'll explain later 1577 01:12:12,666 --> 01:12:14,625 Go and fetch your luggage 1578 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,583 I'll be in the neighbouring Road Come fast 1579 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:19,000 I don't know anything sir! 1580 01:12:19,041 --> 01:12:20,291 Sir, there's nothing inside 1581 01:12:20,375 --> 01:12:22,166 Nothing? Where's the bag? 1582 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:23,166 What bag sir? 1583 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:25,541 Get hold of him! 1584 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,583 Hold on sir! 1585 01:12:28,625 --> 01:12:29,583 What? 1586 01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:32,625 Do you have a warrant to arrest him? 1587 01:12:32,625 --> 01:12:35,125 Ah! So you know this too? 1588 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:37,708 Do you know how many films I've watched! 1589 01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:45,208 Sir isn't answering my call 1590 01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:46,666 God knows what he's upto? 1591 01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:48,500 In you go! 1592 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:52,875 Sir! Sir! Brother! Brother! 1593 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,208 Come, come. 1594 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,500 Ok, stop 1595 01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:56,791 Is that alcohol? 1596 01:12:56,833 --> 01:12:57,458 Yes sir 1597 01:12:57,583 --> 01:12:59,625 Bengaluru is the capital of drunkards! 1598 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:02,583 We have multiple cases today! 1599 01:13:02,958 --> 01:13:06,541 Our sir will be the star of tomorrow's press meet 1600 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:07,958 It doesn't end there 1601 01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:09,500 There's an even bigger case than these! 1602 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:10,541 Want to see? 1603 01:13:10,541 --> 01:13:11,416 Who's that? 1604 01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:29,208 Who is this candidate? 1605 01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:31,666 The degree college principal's son 1606 01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:34,041 No clue if he's high on weed or drugs 1607 01:13:34,625 --> 01:13:36,958 At the CM's function, 1608 01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:38,416 He went on stage & said 1609 01:13:38,416 --> 01:13:40,416 he'll make the CM disappear with his magic tricks 1610 01:13:44,291 --> 01:13:44,750 And then? 1611 01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:47,541 And had he continued for another few minutes, 1612 01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:49,333 The audience would've thrashed him 1613 01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:51,625 Our Siddappannayya has brought him here! 1614 01:13:54,666 --> 01:13:55,750 Who the hell is that monkey? 1615 01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:57,041 Kick him right inisde! 1616 01:13:57,041 --> 01:13:57,416 Ok sir 1617 01:13:58,833 --> 01:13:59,833 No, no.. 1618 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:00,583 That's enough! 1619 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,416 I'll make you disappear! 1620 01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:06,916 Off you go inside! 1621 01:14:08,458 --> 01:14:09,000 Nonsense! 1622 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:17,083 Hey! Welcome to Mystery of India! 1623 01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:17,666 Look at me! 1624 01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:18,625 Look at me! 1625 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:19,833 Hey! You. 1626 01:14:19,916 --> 01:14:20,375 Look at me! 1627 01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:21,958 Hey guys! 1628 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:25,291 Welcome to mystery of my world! 1629 01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:27,250 Look, look! 1630 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:27,875 See! Watch! 1631 01:14:28,125 --> 01:14:28,916 Now! Watch! 1632 01:14:29,041 --> 01:14:29,416 Watch! 1633 01:14:30,583 --> 01:14:31,000 Hey! 1634 01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:31,750 Hey buddy! 1635 01:14:31,791 --> 01:14:32,291 Hey buddy! 1636 01:14:32,416 --> 01:14:34,166 Bring the bedi (shackles) 1637 01:14:34,666 --> 01:14:35,416 Oh god! 1638 01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:36,666 Go! 1639 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,291 Bedi! Bishan Bedi! (Indian cricketer) 1640 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:39,166 Hey, shut up! 1641 01:14:39,416 --> 01:14:41,125 Escape the bedi (shackles)! 1642 01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:44,750 Everyone's a prisoner here 1643 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:46,958 Prisoner 1, 2, 3 & 4 1644 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,083 Everyone is no one 1645 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,208 But someone inside the jail! 1646 01:14:50,833 --> 01:14:53,666 If he's calling us prisoners, then... 1647 01:14:57,833 --> 01:14:59,708 Jail is just a joke! 1648 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,333 What's the big deal if you're in or out! 1649 01:15:05,708 --> 01:15:07,291 Pray to be free! 1650 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,375 I never let down my dear ones! 1651 01:15:09,375 --> 01:15:10,791 Shut up & sit! 1652 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,791 Tired of listening to your crap! 1653 01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:15,333 My mother's aunt had the same problem 1654 01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:16,750 She'd feel like someone's whispering to her 1655 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,375 And she passed away within a month 1656 01:15:18,458 --> 01:15:19,708 No! Shut up! 1657 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,625 You piece of shit! 1658 01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:23,875 H2O! 1659 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:24,625 H2O! 1660 01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:25,541 Give me H20! 1661 01:15:25,541 --> 01:15:26,666 Hey dude! 1662 01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:27,583 H20 means. 1663 01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:28,500 Water! Water! 1664 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:29,291 H2O means 1665 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:30,708 Upendra+Prabhudeva (superhit Kannada film) 1666 01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:31,666 I am Shiva! 1667 01:15:32,416 --> 01:15:33,916 What's your bloody problem! 1668 01:15:33,958 --> 01:15:34,541 Water! 1669 01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:35,708 Just shut up and sleep! 1670 01:15:35,750 --> 01:15:36,125 Get out! 1671 01:15:47,791 --> 01:15:48,750 What's this Mohan anna ? 1672 01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:50,666 Is he a human or musical fountain? 1673 01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:52,416 He's spitting all over himself! 1674 01:15:52,666 --> 01:15:56,083 Everyone is innocent i will take you out 1675 01:15:56,291 --> 01:15:57,500 It's time for magic! 1676 01:15:57,916 --> 01:15:59,500 All the gods are right here! 1677 01:15:59,500 --> 01:15:59,833 You, 1678 01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:00,416 you, 1679 01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:01,166 you! 1680 01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:04,125 Pray!!! 1681 01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:05,916 10! 1682 01:16:07,541 --> 01:16:08,708 9! 1683 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,041 8! 1684 01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:13,333 7! 1685 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:15,833 6! 1686 01:16:17,666 --> 01:16:18,583 5! 1687 01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:20,000 4! 1688 01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:21,333 3! 1689 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:23,041 2! 1690 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:24,750 1! 1691 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:26,750 Boom! 1692 01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:39,750 I told you not a rat's ass can be moved! 1693 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:08,250 Who put these shackles for me? 1694 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:11,416 Sir! Why have you unnecessarily put me in jail? 1695 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:12,875 Is anyone there? 1696 01:17:13,416 --> 01:17:14,750 Bless me 1697 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:20,625 Sir, unlock me! 1698 01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:22,000 Hello! 1699 01:17:22,375 --> 01:17:22,916 Hello! Inspector 1700 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,416 Open this! 1701 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:26,958 Hello! 1702 01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:29,041 Why have they put me in here? 1703 01:17:29,375 --> 01:17:29,875 Darling! 1704 01:17:30,416 --> 01:17:32,041 Get me pizza on your way home! 1705 01:17:32,416 --> 01:17:33,625 What? Pitcher? 1706 01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:35,166 What the hell is wrong with you? 1707 01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:37,583 Dress like a delivery boy & bring the pizza 1708 01:17:37,875 --> 01:17:39,208 Where will I find that costume!! 1709 01:17:39,416 --> 01:17:40,708 I don't know all that! 1710 01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,166 Bring the pizza dressed like a delivery boy! 1711 01:17:43,166 --> 01:17:44,375 Are you crazy?? 1712 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:45,750 You must! That's it! 1713 01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:47,416 Hello! Haaa! 1714 01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:50,125 Fuck! 1715 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,208 Whoever discovered this concept called marriage, 1716 01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:54,875 Should be asked to put his head 1717 01:17:55,041 --> 01:17:56,708 between his thighs and kiss his ass! 1718 01:17:58,166 --> 01:17:58,916 Are you married? 1719 01:17:58,916 --> 01:17:59,333 No sir 1720 01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:00,791 You're blessed! 1721 01:18:00,958 --> 01:18:02,166 You'll live a 150 yrs 1722 01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:03,458 And beat the Chinese record 1723 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,166 Wait, let me call Ramki sir 1724 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,208 Stay silent 1725 01:18:09,291 --> 01:18:10,000 (Hello) 1726 01:18:10,041 --> 01:18:11,166 Hello sir, 1727 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:12,541 hope you haven't forgotten me... 1728 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:13,208 (What's the matter?) 1729 01:18:13,541 --> 01:18:15,041 Sir, my promotion... 1730 01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:15,708 What!! 1731 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,833 How many times have I told you not to drunk dial me! 1732 01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:19,416 Sir, I haven't had even one drink today! 1733 01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,291 It's Thursday, a dry day 1734 01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:23,458 Sir, I believe in Lord Raghavendra & Dr Rajkumar 1735 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:24,250 No sir 1736 01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:25,083 (What do you want man!) 1737 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,291 A promotion sir, 1738 01:18:27,291 --> 01:18:27,833 Please... 1739 01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:29,541 Haven't I already told that for your kind track record 1740 01:18:29,541 --> 01:18:31,000 We cant give you a promotion anytime soon! 1741 01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:31,833 Hang up now! 1742 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,625 So no promotion? 1743 01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:34,791 No chance! 1744 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:35,916 Hello...! 1745 01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:36,916 darling? 1746 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:37,750 What? 1747 01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:39,041 Listen to me! 1748 01:18:39,041 --> 01:18:39,375 What did you say? 1749 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:40,541 Listen up now! 1750 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:41,333 Dude, 1751 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:45,000 Dude, you will be shortly calling me Mahadev sir! 1752 01:18:45,333 --> 01:18:48,000 You have to call me that! 1753 01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:51,666 The foreign drug dealer you've been searching through satellite, 1754 01:18:51,833 --> 01:18:53,541 That guy has already been arrested by me! 1755 01:18:53,791 --> 01:18:54,916 He's in my station now 1756 01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:57,833 Tomorrow he will be presented in court by me! 1757 01:18:57,875 --> 01:18:58,416 Mahadev! 1758 01:18:58,458 --> 01:18:59,541 During my promotion time, 1759 01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:05,666 If you screw it up with your antics 1760 01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:06,791 Shut up you bloody bugger! 1761 01:19:07,208 --> 01:19:08,333 What! Burger? 1762 01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:08,916 Hello! Hello? 1763 01:19:09,125 --> 01:19:10,666 Damn! He cut the call! 1764 01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:12,583 My wife says bring pizza 1765 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,208 This fellow says bring a burger 1766 01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:18,083 When our colleagues berate us, 1767 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:19,833 All the gas comes out on its own 1768 01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:22,583 It came out of my mouth. You're saved! 1769 01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:25,458 Come, come 1770 01:19:25,708 --> 01:19:26,083 Sir! 1771 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:27,625 Sir! 1772 01:19:28,375 --> 01:19:29,166 What's all this? 1773 01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:31,083 We had kept those spirit cans inside 1774 01:19:31,208 --> 01:19:32,208 Because of a short circuit, 1775 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:33,541 they caught fire 1776 01:19:36,291 --> 01:19:37,583 What about the foreigner? 1777 01:19:37,583 --> 01:19:39,791 He was in the cell at the back... 1778 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,375 He has escaped sir 1779 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:44,291 He's escaped? 1780 01:19:44,291 --> 01:19:45,458 Don't worry sir 1781 01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:47,416 The search party has gone after him 1782 01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:50,000 I've also informed Ramki sir 1783 01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:51,750 Who the hell is he to be informed? 1784 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,333 Did I ask you to call him? 1785 01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:54,875 Sorry sir! 1786 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,041 As if he's some big Commissioner! 1787 01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:57,583 Sorry sir! 1788 01:20:00,916 --> 01:20:01,625 Let's go 1789 01:20:02,166 --> 01:20:03,125 Move! 1790 01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:04,291 You might just make another call! 1791 01:20:04,916 --> 01:20:05,833 Loafer! 1792 01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:07,208 Let's leave 1793 01:20:14,791 --> 01:20:17,625 Ever since you picked him up... 1794 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:18,750 I'm fed up... 1795 01:20:25,291 --> 01:20:25,958 Excuse me... 1796 01:20:26,666 --> 01:20:28,416 Ask him what it is 1797 01:20:29,375 --> 01:20:29,916 I'm sorry 1798 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:31,208 I'm Really sorry. 1799 01:20:31,625 --> 01:20:32,208 Hey 1800 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:34,708 Say sorry Shake hands with him 1801 01:20:34,791 --> 01:20:36,083 Let's think what to do next 1802 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:37,916 Are your hands glued together? 1803 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:38,916 Shake hands with him properly! 1804 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:42,291 Okay! 1805 01:20:42,291 --> 01:20:44,208 Now let's go over what has happened 1806 01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:48,458 Mani's gang & the cops are searching for same bag 1807 01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:50,666 And that's this bugger's bag 1808 01:20:50,958 --> 01:20:52,416 The contents of the bag? 1809 01:20:53,041 --> 01:20:53,583 We have no clue 1810 01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:55,375 Why are they searching for you? 1811 01:20:56,625 --> 01:20:58,583 Because you picked him up 1812 01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:01,416 I want to ask him the contents of the bag 1813 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:03,333 But I don't know this bugger's language 1814 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:05,291 (In Hindi) What was inside the bag? 1815 01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:07,750 What is, 1816 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:08,208 bag is? 1817 01:21:08,958 --> 01:21:09,916 Oh! My bag? 1818 01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:11,500 Everything! 1819 01:21:11,541 --> 01:21:12,250 My passport, 1820 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:12,958 My wallet, 1821 01:21:13,083 --> 01:21:13,875 My Ipad 1822 01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:16,291 My sample of tablets 1823 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:17,000 There was... 1824 01:21:18,291 --> 01:21:18,750 Toblet? 1825 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,208 Yes, tablets 1826 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:20,541 What? 1827 01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:20,833 What? 1828 01:21:21,958 --> 01:21:23,750 For erectile dysfunction 1829 01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:25,958 You know to increase the... 1830 01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:27,208 What's he doing with his hands? 1831 01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:29,750 Oh you don't know, ok 1832 01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:30,958 No baby, 1833 01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:32,166 Take tablet? 1834 01:21:34,041 --> 01:21:34,750 Make baby 1835 01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:38,458 Baby making medicine? 1836 01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:56,708 Yes, like that! 1837 01:21:57,875 --> 01:21:58,166 Brother! 1838 01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:01,291 Ok, if we find his bag 1839 01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:02,208 it might benefit us 1840 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:03,750 I feel the same too 1841 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,416 Who did you say the bag was with? 1842 01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:08,458 He's seen him 1843 01:22:08,458 --> 01:22:09,041 That Chris Gayle! 1844 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:10,541 The curly haired fellow 1845 01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:11,833 The one who is in the band? 1846 01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:15,708 He takes contracts as an undertaker? 1847 01:22:15,708 --> 01:22:16,125 Yes! Yes! 1848 01:22:16,125 --> 01:22:17,458 Why will he steal the bag? 1849 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:18,708 What will he gain from it? 1850 01:22:18,958 --> 01:22:19,833 How do I know? 1851 01:22:22,166 --> 01:22:23,333 I can ask him if we find him 1852 01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:26,541 I know how to catch him too 1853 01:22:26,541 --> 01:22:28,833 But...I need... 1854 01:22:30,041 --> 01:22:30,291 What? 1855 01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:30,916 A phone 1856 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,875 Our phones are in the police station 1857 01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:36,500 Let's do one thing 1858 01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:38,958 There's a Amrutha bar on the main road 1859 01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:40,250 Let's go there, come 1860 01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,208 Damn! You want to go to a bar in this situation! 1861 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:43,875 You fool! 1862 01:22:43,916 --> 01:22:45,125 My boy works at that bar. 1863 01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:47,291 We can use his phone 1864 01:22:47,291 --> 01:22:48,000 Oh like that! 1865 01:22:48,083 --> 01:22:48,916 Since you're a drunkard, 1866 01:22:48,916 --> 01:22:49,750 I don't trust you 1867 01:22:50,541 --> 01:22:51,416 What do you mean? 1868 01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:52,875 If I don't drunk in such a situaton, 1869 01:22:52,875 --> 01:22:53,583 Then will I? 1870 01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:55,041 The police are chasing us on one side 1871 01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:55,833 The robbers on the other 1872 01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:56,833 Both of them bhind me 1873 01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:58,583 We don't what will happen next 1874 01:22:58,583 --> 01:22:59,750 So when we have the chance, pop a peg! 1875 01:22:59,916 --> 01:23:00,708 Hello, excuse me... 1876 01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:02,000 Alcohol? 1877 01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:02,750 90? 1878 01:23:02,791 --> 01:23:04,041 Whiskey? 1879 01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:05,666 Yes, whatever... 1880 01:23:06,416 --> 01:23:07,000 Learn from him 1881 01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:10,208 Let's go! Come! 1882 01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:14,541 Stop here! 1883 01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:17,833 Madam, I'm Blackie 1884 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:19,625 Ok... 1885 01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:21,583 Madam, if you don't mind, 1886 01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:22,750 Can we kidnap you for 2 hours? 1887 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:23,250 What!! 1888 01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:24,958 Madam please corporate... 1889 01:23:25,833 --> 01:23:26,416 Blackie! 1890 01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:28,208 You know I'm from the press right? 1891 01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:28,916 Leave! Leave! 1892 01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:31,666 Madam, I'll ensure your safety 1893 01:23:31,958 --> 01:23:34,875 Blackie, I thought you were a nice guy 1894 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:35,791 But 1895 01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:37,125 I didn't know you're the type 1896 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:40,333 to kidnap helpless girls at night! 1897 01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:42,416 Madam, Madam, please... 1898 01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:45,875 Blackie, I'll scream... 1899 01:23:48,583 --> 01:23:49,416 So cute!! 1900 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:52,500 By the way, where did you get the chloroform from? 1901 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,916 Chloroform? Not at all.. 1902 01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:03,708 Welcome! 1903 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:05,916 Hello Mohan anna 1904 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:06,708 How's it going? 1905 01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:07,333 Nothing much 1906 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:09,083 Give me the usual 90 -90 1907 01:24:09,208 --> 01:24:10,416 And a foreigner has come with us 1908 01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:11,583 Give him what he wants 1909 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:13,500 If he asks for something pricey, say no 1910 01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:14,500 Yeah, ok 1911 01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:15,000 Mohan anna 1912 01:24:16,916 --> 01:24:18,458 Also, pass me your phone for a bit 1913 01:24:18,916 --> 01:24:20,083 Didn't I tell he's a friend? 1914 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:21,291 Is there sufficient balance to call? 1915 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:23,458 Just make the call! 1916 01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:24,916 Just pour me another 90 1917 01:24:24,916 --> 01:24:26,333 That's enough. -Enough? 1918 01:24:26,916 --> 01:24:27,583 Sit,sit! 1919 01:24:28,041 --> 01:24:28,416 Sit! 1920 01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:28,875 Enjoy 1921 01:24:29,541 --> 01:24:30,166 Enjoy, enjoy!! 1922 01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:43,958 Looks like a complete fool! 1923 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:45,583 Order one drink? 1924 01:24:46,208 --> 01:24:49,208 I'll give you company 1925 01:24:50,583 --> 01:24:53,208 Hey! Two large! -Ok 1926 01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:55,416 give him the bill he will pay 1927 01:24:57,416 --> 01:24:57,833 Hello? 1928 01:24:57,875 --> 01:24:58,500 Hello 1929 01:24:58,708 --> 01:24:59,375 Yes, tell me 1930 01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:01,333 Sir, this is Nagraj 1931 01:25:01,750 --> 01:25:03,791 A close friend of Mohan 1932 01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:04,666 Which Mohan? 1933 01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:06,125 The auto garage guy 1934 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,125 Ah, yes 1935 01:25:07,166 --> 01:25:10,166 He went to the garage this morning 1936 01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:13,333 He checked an auto & said there was oil leakage 1937 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:14,125 Is he dead? 1938 01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:15,166 No,no 1939 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:17,708 He said he was tired & came home 1940 01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:22,750 He told his wife to give him some milk & biscuits 1941 01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:23,500 Did he die then? 1942 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:24,458 No, no 1943 01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:25,333 He din't 1944 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:26,708 He went back to bed 1945 01:25:27,166 --> 01:25:28,500 Said he was sleepy 1946 01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:30,291 Just then 1947 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:31,416 He died then? 1948 01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:32,666 No, no 1949 01:25:32,916 --> 01:25:33,625 He woke up 1950 01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:36,208 And was set to watch the news 1951 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,583 He was watching with eyes wide open 1952 01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:39,958 When his wife came & said, 1953 01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:43,250 "Darling, aren't you going to the garage?" 1954 01:25:43,291 --> 01:25:44,416 Oh, so he went to the garage? 1955 01:25:44,458 --> 01:25:45,291 Nonsense!! 1956 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:47,750 How will he go when he's no more! 1957 01:25:47,750 --> 01:25:48,166 He's dead!! 1958 01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:49,250 Ok, ok 1959 01:25:49,583 --> 01:25:50,541 What crap! 1960 01:25:50,583 --> 01:25:51,916 Ok, I'll be there in an hour 1961 01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:53,208 Where do I come? 1962 01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:55,666 To his house on Tannery Road 1963 01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:56,875 Come there 1964 01:25:57,416 --> 01:25:59,083 As per what caste do you want the rites to be? 1965 01:25:59,166 --> 01:26:01,541 Tamil, Kannada or others? 1966 01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:02,208 No, no 1967 01:26:02,541 --> 01:26:03,958 We don't know who his father is 1968 01:26:04,625 --> 01:26:06,625 So you're free to do anything 1969 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,541 I'll need some advance for the flowers 1970 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,125 No, we don't need fresh flowers 1971 01:26:10,125 --> 01:26:13,083 Use the flowers from some other funeral 1972 01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:15,041 Ok, sure, I'll do it for half rate 1973 01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:16,916 Just give me an hour 1974 01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:18,791 How was it! 1975 01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:28,333 (Lamenting in French) 1976 01:26:29,125 --> 01:26:30,333 What's he saying?? 1977 01:26:30,333 --> 01:26:36,166 (Lamenting in French) 1978 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:37,791 Ok i have to manage 1979 01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:39,000 I got it! 1980 01:26:39,041 --> 01:26:41,416 I understud 1981 01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:43,125 Betting, isn't it? 1982 01:26:43,458 --> 01:26:44,250 Betting! 1983 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:45,750 Look buddy, 1984 01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:47,541 Betting isn't wrong 1985 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:51,541 But assuming that our home team is playing well, 1986 01:26:51,625 --> 01:26:53,958 I took a personal loan, 1987 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:56,166 And bet on RCB (IPL team), 1988 01:26:57,333 --> 01:26:59,791 That's the worst decision! 1989 01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:01,416 Zero profits 1990 01:27:01,458 --> 01:27:03,875 Only loss!! 1991 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:09,583 I wish we could go like this forever 1992 01:27:10,666 --> 01:27:11,708 Know something? 1993 01:27:12,666 --> 01:27:15,791 My father, too kidnapped my mother & married her 1994 01:27:17,166 --> 01:27:19,500 I feel shy when I think about it 1995 01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:23,041 I want this! 1996 01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:27,083 Smile please... 1997 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:29,958 Smile! 1998 01:27:32,916 --> 01:27:33,416 Wow! 1999 01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:36,916 Shall I put it on Facebook? 2000 01:27:38,208 --> 01:27:40,250 Hello! Listen up all! 2001 01:27:40,708 --> 01:27:43,875 My nephew is here with me 2002 01:27:44,750 --> 01:27:46,208 He'd like to sing a few songs for you all 2003 01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,291 -Sure! 2004 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:49,458 No way! 2005 01:27:49,875 --> 01:27:51,375 Let him! 2006 01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:53,541 He's even gone to Sa Re Ga Ma Pa 2007 01:27:53,791 --> 01:27:55,291 How many rounds were you part of? 2008 01:27:55,416 --> 01:27:56,250 Two rounds... 2009 01:27:56,541 --> 01:27:58,250 Two rounds!! 2010 01:27:58,833 --> 01:28:00,375 Boss, I said no way! 2011 01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:01,083 Sit down now! 2012 01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:04,708 Hey! We're here to promote new talent! 2013 01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:09,500 Where else but a bar to promote such talent! 2014 01:28:09,541 --> 01:28:10,666 You sing a Song! 2015 01:28:10,958 --> 01:28:13,000 Jai Mahishmati!!! 2016 01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:14,958 Now will you leave? 2017 01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,166 Or should we kick you out? 2018 01:28:17,208 --> 01:28:18,875 I dare you to do it! Bugs bunny! 2019 01:28:18,958 --> 01:28:19,791 You're acting too smart! 2020 01:28:19,833 --> 01:28:22,000 Bugs Bunny? Who?? -You! 2021 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,625 Now get off the stage! 2022 01:28:23,625 --> 01:28:26,291 Hey, shut up & sit! 2023 01:28:26,666 --> 01:28:28,375 You always create trouble here! 2024 01:28:28,375 --> 01:28:29,291 So what's your bloody problem! 2025 01:28:29,625 --> 01:28:38,375 (Fight ensues) 2026 01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:43,041 (Fight in progress) 2027 01:28:43,625 --> 01:28:45,000 Come here boy... 2028 01:28:46,291 --> 01:28:46,750 Why? 2029 01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:49,708 Don't give up this opportunity, come! 2030 01:28:50,416 --> 01:28:52,375 Go, go! 2031 01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:00,000 Sing baby 2032 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:06,208 Hey, isn't his father a famous director? 2033 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,708 Why the hell is he here?? 2034 01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:20,125 Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue, 2035 01:29:20,125 --> 01:29:22,333 I'll still speak Kannada through my nose 2036 01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:27,041 Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue, 2037 01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:29,125 I'll still speak Kannada through my nose 2038 01:29:29,166 --> 01:29:33,791 But sometimes, mistaken happen; can’t help it 2039 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:38,333 Listen, while I sing what I can, 2040 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:42,666 If you understand it, then you’re lucky 2041 01:29:43,208 --> 01:29:47,416 If you get tensed, you’re done for 2042 01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:51,708 It’s like letting ants in your pants 2043 01:29:51,833 --> 01:29:55,958 Life is like a cartoon, with us playing loony tunes 2044 01:29:56,458 --> 01:30:02,083 So why worry? Now open the bottle! 2045 01:30:15,875 --> 01:30:16,750 Conditions apply 2046 01:30:21,083 --> 01:30:22,250 Hello tell me 2047 01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:24,125 That foreigner you are serching is in our bar. I have sent you his picture. 2048 01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:24,791 is't? 2049 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:28,458 Hey move on 2050 01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:39,000 Here 2051 01:30:39,041 --> 01:30:40,291 let there be light! 2052 01:30:40,291 --> 01:30:41,708 Ah! beautiful 2053 01:30:43,791 --> 01:30:44,500 Thank you sir! 2054 01:30:45,458 --> 01:30:46,666 Thank you sir! 2055 01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:48,125 no!..Ghost! 2056 01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:55,583 There are umpteen roads in town 2057 01:30:56,500 --> 01:31:00,625 And they all lead to this bar 2058 01:31:00,750 --> 01:31:04,416 Nobody is problem free in life 2059 01:31:04,416 --> 01:31:06,583 It’s tragic anyway 2060 01:31:07,041 --> 01:31:11,666 So what if the good times are here? 2061 01:31:12,083 --> 01:31:15,833 When you’re good to people, they care two hoots 2062 01:31:24,875 --> 01:31:29,958 Life is like a cartoon, with us playing loony tunes 2063 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:35,208 So why worry? Now it’s time to open the bottle 2064 01:31:49,916 --> 01:31:52,166 Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue, 2065 01:31:52,458 --> 01:31:54,541 I'll still speak Kannada through my nose 2066 01:31:54,708 --> 01:31:59,041 But sometimes, mistaken happen, can’t help it 2067 01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,250 Catch him 2068 01:32:26,625 --> 01:32:27,083 Madam! 2069 01:32:28,166 --> 01:32:29,208 What are you doing here! 2070 01:32:29,833 --> 01:32:30,625 Please say something... 2071 01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:32,625 Sorry.. Sorry 2072 01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:35,416 That piece of shit! 2073 01:32:36,041 --> 01:32:37,541 I'll show him who I am!!! 2074 01:32:39,291 --> 01:32:41,875 Can you please take me to the TV 13 office? 2075 01:32:42,125 --> 01:32:44,250 Madam, one selfie please... 2076 01:32:46,041 --> 01:32:46,750 Ok, ok 2077 01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,500 But office first, please? 2078 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:48,875 Ok madam 2079 01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:50,791 Let's complete all your work 2080 01:32:50,958 --> 01:32:52,458 Then I'll drop you home 2081 01:32:52,708 --> 01:32:54,583 Tuck you into bed and Igo home 2082 01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:56,333 Ok. And your name? 2083 01:32:56,583 --> 01:32:57,166 Asgar 2084 01:32:59,416 --> 01:33:00,791 Ok Asgar, let's go 2085 01:33:01,291 --> 01:33:04,000 Madam, I forgot to tell you something 2086 01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:04,708 Yeah, tell me! 2087 01:33:05,750 --> 01:33:06,333 I love you you madam!! 2088 01:33:07,583 --> 01:33:08,083 What?? 2089 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:09,958 Just drive. 2090 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,333 Holy fuck! 2091 01:33:26,541 --> 01:33:28,125 Bloody hell, what a fraud this Sundaram is!! 2092 01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:30,500 He promised me 2 lakhs to steal the foreigner's bag 2093 01:33:30,791 --> 01:33:32,416 He's not given me even 2 thousand for it! 2094 01:33:32,750 --> 01:33:33,541 He's not even answering the phone! 2095 01:33:34,125 --> 01:33:36,458 And now everyone's after me for the bag! 2096 01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:38,666 What do we do now? 2097 01:33:39,041 --> 01:33:40,500 Do you know what double cross means? 2098 01:33:40,958 --> 01:33:41,625 No 2099 01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:42,875 Bloody hell! I'll show you, come! 2100 01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:53,041 Move a little 2101 01:33:53,875 --> 01:33:55,041 I've PayTMd you -Ok 2102 01:33:56,458 --> 01:33:58,500 I'll treat you to an action flick now! 2103 01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:00,000 come come 2104 01:34:05,416 --> 01:34:07,000 We are allowed to take 4 wives 2105 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,791 but how can he be with another woman? 2106 01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:13,375 Madam, I'll go murder someone and be back 2107 01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:14,333 What? 2108 01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:18,833 Madam 2109 01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:21,708 Please loan me 200 bucks 2110 01:34:24,375 --> 01:34:25,458 Please don't look at me like that... 2111 01:34:25,833 --> 01:34:26,708 I feel shy! 2112 01:34:27,125 --> 01:34:27,375 What! 2113 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:33,625 Take 2114 01:34:35,416 --> 01:34:36,208 Your number? 2115 01:34:36,666 --> 01:34:37,000 Why? 2116 01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:38,333 I'll PhonePay it to you 2117 01:34:38,625 --> 01:34:38,958 No need 2118 01:34:39,208 --> 01:34:40,375 Please keep it 2119 01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:53,125 (Huccha Venkat belts dialogues on screen) 2120 01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:55,333 What are you two upto! 2121 01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:56,208 Watch the film! 2122 01:34:58,208 --> 01:34:59,208 Sister-in-law! 2123 01:34:59,458 --> 01:35:01,208 Hey, get lost you! 2124 01:35:02,166 --> 01:35:03,166 Relax uncle! 2125 01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:06,500 I'm putting her veil back, relax! 2126 01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:15,375 Someone has left a corpse here! 2127 01:35:20,583 --> 01:35:21,541 You dry plum! 2128 01:35:21,833 --> 01:35:22,500 What are you doing here! 2129 01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:25,125 My sister is waiting for you at home 2130 01:35:25,125 --> 01:35:27,250 And you're roaming around with your lover! 2131 01:35:27,833 --> 01:35:31,416 Aunty, let me tell you, he's an inflated balloon! 2132 01:35:31,708 --> 01:35:33,250 He's cheated my sister 2133 01:35:33,666 --> 01:35:34,750 Please be careful 2134 01:35:35,416 --> 01:35:36,208 No, no... 2135 01:35:36,250 --> 01:35:38,708 Confusion reigns 2136 01:35:39,333 --> 01:35:40,750 Brother! 2137 01:35:40,791 --> 01:35:42,291 Why are you disturbing others! Sit! 2138 01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:44,541 Who's that? Why the ruckus! Get down! 2139 01:35:44,583 --> 01:35:44,916 No, no! 2140 01:35:44,916 --> 01:35:45,875 Yeah, it's a blockbuster film! 2141 01:35:45,958 --> 01:35:46,916 Get lost! 2142 01:35:46,958 --> 01:35:52,166 (Confusion continues) 2143 01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:53,916 My dear PT Usha! 2144 01:35:54,250 --> 01:35:56,083 How many time will you elope from home? 2145 01:35:56,291 --> 01:35:57,541 That too with the same fellow! 2146 01:35:57,708 --> 01:35:59,083 Ok, let me explain 2147 01:36:03,875 --> 01:36:04,708 Where's Asgar? 2148 01:36:10,041 --> 01:36:11,083 Fill this with some water 2149 01:36:21,958 --> 01:36:22,833 Where's Asgar? 2150 01:36:24,416 --> 01:36:25,458 What's the time? 2151 01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:30,041 8 pm 2152 01:36:30,750 --> 01:36:31,666 Put 403 2153 01:36:32,208 --> 01:36:34,166 On TV. Channel 403 2154 01:36:39,916 --> 01:36:41,833 Look! What kind of a son I have! 2155 01:36:42,041 --> 01:36:43,958 Still hasn't paid the monthly fee! 2156 01:36:44,625 --> 01:36:46,208 He's the epitome of irresponsibility! 2157 01:36:46,833 --> 01:36:48,500 Now how will I watch my 8 pm serial? 2158 01:36:48,791 --> 01:36:49,458 Call him right now! 2159 01:36:49,458 --> 01:36:50,083 You old hag! 2160 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:53,208 Do you know why we've come here? 2161 01:36:54,208 --> 01:36:55,375 Stop your nonsense! 2162 01:36:55,500 --> 01:36:56,708 Look there! 2163 01:37:00,625 --> 01:37:04,416 Just keep your son's latest photo ready 2164 01:37:04,666 --> 01:37:06,125 You'll need it soon 2165 01:37:17,375 --> 01:37:18,583 Where's Asgar?' 2166 01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:21,250 If you had informed us before, 2167 01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:22,791 I'd have convinced him with lies 2168 01:37:23,375 --> 01:37:26,458 brought him your home boss! 2169 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:28,250 I don't like comedy 2170 01:37:29,291 --> 01:37:31,666 And I hate comedy by old people 2171 01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:33,625 It reminds me of my father 2172 01:37:34,250 --> 01:37:35,166 I feel sad 2173 01:37:36,041 --> 01:37:37,208 Not because it reminds me of him 2174 01:37:37,375 --> 01:37:39,291 But because of his pathetic jokes! 2175 01:37:40,041 --> 01:37:42,208 Hey, call Asgar 2176 01:37:46,750 --> 01:37:47,625 You call 2177 01:37:52,791 --> 01:37:54,250 Boss, his phone isn't connecting 2178 01:37:55,375 --> 01:37:56,458 Call his sister 2179 01:38:02,125 --> 01:38:05,041 Hey, why didn't you tell me you want to go to Dubai? 2180 01:38:05,166 --> 01:38:06,333 I have so many contacts! 2181 01:38:06,333 --> 01:38:07,833 Yeah, the sheikh is your best buddy right? 2182 01:38:07,875 --> 01:38:08,208 Shut up! 2183 01:38:08,833 --> 01:38:09,458 When two men are.. 2184 01:38:10,458 --> 01:38:13,000 When one man is talking, why are you interfering? 2185 01:38:13,250 --> 01:38:14,041 Forget all that dude 2186 01:38:14,250 --> 01:38:15,208 Ok, brother-in-law, 2187 01:38:15,208 --> 01:38:16,708 Hey, don't call me that! 2188 01:38:16,750 --> 01:38:17,416 Asgar Ji, 2189 01:38:17,666 --> 01:38:19,583 None of you even listen to me 2190 01:38:19,833 --> 01:38:21,916 And you all dislike me 2191 01:38:22,166 --> 01:38:24,500 So I was scared you'll beat me up.. 2192 01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:25,666 This guy beating you up? 2193 01:38:25,791 --> 01:38:26,625 He's a scaredy cat! 2194 01:38:26,875 --> 01:38:27,875 He's scared? 2195 01:38:28,375 --> 01:38:29,500 Don't call me that! 2196 01:38:29,666 --> 01:38:30,666 Who the hell is calling me? 2197 01:38:31,708 --> 01:38:32,041 Who? 2198 01:38:32,041 --> 01:38:33,083 I don't know! 2199 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:34,916 Hello 2200 01:38:35,166 --> 01:38:36,625 Listen carefully 2201 01:38:37,291 --> 01:38:39,166 I have barged into your house 2202 01:38:39,166 --> 01:38:39,791 Is that so? 2203 01:38:40,083 --> 01:38:42,875 I want that bag right away! 2204 01:38:42,875 --> 01:38:43,208 Bag? 2205 01:38:44,083 --> 01:38:45,208 If not... 2206 01:38:45,250 --> 01:38:45,791 If not? 2207 01:38:46,166 --> 01:38:48,041 I will kill your uncle! 2208 01:38:48,291 --> 01:38:50,791 Do that. Please do that. 2209 01:38:53,208 --> 01:38:54,916 They want to kill uncle it seems 2210 01:38:57,750 --> 01:39:01,416 Don, let's use mother sentiment 2211 01:39:02,708 --> 01:39:03,625 Nice! 2212 01:39:06,125 --> 01:39:07,916 I'll give you half an hour 2213 01:39:08,291 --> 01:39:09,833 I want the bag here by then 2214 01:39:10,416 --> 01:39:11,416 If not, 2215 01:39:11,625 --> 01:39:13,125 none of you will stay alive 2216 01:39:13,291 --> 01:39:16,041 On the back of the auto, we write mother is god 2217 01:39:16,750 --> 01:39:20,000 God! So many missed calls! -Who? 2218 01:39:21,333 --> 01:39:21,916 Hello mother 2219 01:39:22,125 --> 01:39:22,750 Where are you? 2220 01:39:22,916 --> 01:39:24,666 I'm with Rahila 2221 01:39:24,791 --> 01:39:25,416 You met them? 2222 01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:28,000 Yes, all will be well 2223 01:39:28,166 --> 01:39:28,750 But how are you? 2224 01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:30,625 Don't worry about me 2225 01:39:30,750 --> 01:39:31,750 Ok, I won't 2226 01:39:31,833 --> 01:39:33,000 Bag! Bag! 2227 01:39:33,833 --> 01:39:35,791 One more thing -Tell me 2228 01:39:36,083 --> 01:39:37,625 Haven't you recharged our TV subscription? 2229 01:39:39,000 --> 01:39:40,583 How am I supposed to watch 403? 2230 01:39:41,250 --> 01:39:42,625 So irresponsible! 2231 01:39:42,666 --> 01:39:44,250 Her bloody recharge! 2232 01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:48,250 Sure! I'll do it in some time 2233 01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:49,541 Ok, hang up now 2234 01:39:49,708 --> 01:39:51,291 Ok, bye 2235 01:39:55,708 --> 01:39:56,708 (Mobile ringing) 2236 01:39:57,250 --> 01:39:58,250 (Mobile ringing) 2237 01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:00,791 Whose phone is that! 2238 01:40:00,791 --> 01:40:01,166 Fools! 2239 01:40:01,375 --> 01:40:03,166 Bloody! Whose phone is it? 2240 01:40:03,458 --> 01:40:04,833 Are you deaf?? 2241 01:40:05,541 --> 01:40:06,416 Hey fool 2242 01:40:07,458 --> 01:40:07,875 Boss? 2243 01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:08,875 (Mobile ringing) 2244 01:40:09,791 --> 01:40:10,791 (Mobile ringing) 2245 01:40:12,291 --> 01:40:13,416 Sorry boss One minute 2246 01:40:14,166 --> 01:40:14,458 Hello? 2247 01:40:14,916 --> 01:40:16,208 Hello, it's me Chris Gayle 2248 01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:17,458 Bro 2249 01:40:17,875 --> 01:40:19,541 The foreigner's bag is with me 2250 01:40:19,791 --> 01:40:20,208 Who's it? 2251 01:40:20,250 --> 01:40:21,583 I want to speak to the boss 2252 01:40:22,750 --> 01:40:23,291 Hey Chris Gayle... 2253 01:40:23,541 --> 01:40:24,666 Whatever you're searching for, 2254 01:40:25,125 --> 01:40:27,291 That bag & foreigner are with me don 2255 01:40:28,708 --> 01:40:30,166 I want to handover that bag to him 2256 01:40:30,208 --> 01:40:31,583 After all, he's my boss 2257 01:40:31,625 --> 01:40:32,208 Oh yeah? 2258 01:40:32,791 --> 01:40:33,833 Where exactly are you now? 2259 01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:37,208 I'll always where my boss is 2260 01:40:37,291 --> 01:40:37,833 You know me 2261 01:40:37,875 --> 01:40:39,833 Hold on, enough with the nonsense 2262 01:40:39,958 --> 01:40:41,708 The thing -Home! 2263 01:40:41,833 --> 01:40:42,458 Bring it home 2264 01:40:42,541 --> 01:40:43,000 Brother!! 2265 01:40:43,416 --> 01:40:45,125 Bringing it home is unsafe for me 2266 01:40:45,875 --> 01:40:46,666 What do we do? 2267 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:48,708 Ask them to come to the theatre 2268 01:40:49,708 --> 01:40:52,583 My boy works at the Climax theatre 2269 01:40:52,583 --> 01:40:53,541 Please come there 2270 01:40:54,041 --> 01:40:54,833 Ok, I'll be there 2271 01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:55,583 Be ready 2272 01:40:55,791 --> 01:40:57,291 What about some cash to go with it? 2273 01:40:57,666 --> 01:40:58,708 How much? 2274 01:40:58,916 --> 01:41:00,041 Let's be fair & sqaure 2275 01:41:00,791 --> 01:41:01,750 How about 5 lakhs? 2276 01:41:02,666 --> 01:41:03,666 Bosss... 2277 01:41:07,375 --> 01:41:08,666 Ok, that's all right? 2278 01:41:08,833 --> 01:41:11,708 Main man Mani should come Alone 2279 01:41:12,166 --> 01:41:17,208 If not, I'll surrender to the cops with the bag & the foreigner 2280 01:41:17,208 --> 01:41:18,125 Ok? 2281 01:41:19,333 --> 01:41:19,708 Ok 2282 01:41:27,375 --> 01:41:32,708 (Metro announcement) 2283 01:41:33,166 --> 01:41:34,125 What's this don? 2284 01:41:34,208 --> 01:41:36,041 How can you not have a personal vehicle? 2285 01:41:36,125 --> 01:41:37,458 It'll come soon, Suleiman 2286 01:41:37,791 --> 01:41:38,875 Have patience 2287 01:41:44,416 --> 01:41:46,666 Your own dog is betraying you. Listen. 2288 01:41:46,875 --> 01:41:50,375 The bag & foreigner you're, searching for are with me 2289 01:41:50,833 --> 01:41:53,583 I'll always be where my boss is 2290 01:41:53,583 --> 01:41:55,583 My boy works at the Climax theatre 2291 01:41:55,625 --> 01:41:56,666 Please come there 2292 01:41:56,666 --> 01:41:57,416 -Yes 2293 01:41:57,791 --> 01:41:59,250 I know the place, I'll be there 2294 01:41:59,666 --> 01:42:00,208 Send your men 2295 01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:00,958 Ok 2296 01:42:08,041 --> 01:42:08,791 Where's he? 2297 01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:09,791 He'll be here soon 2298 01:42:10,166 --> 01:42:11,166 Keep an eye on him 2299 01:42:11,208 --> 01:42:12,041 I'll be back 2300 01:42:20,833 --> 01:42:23,416 (The film plays in the background) 2301 01:42:24,458 --> 01:42:26,125 (The film plays in the background) 2302 01:42:47,083 --> 01:42:50,708 Sir, I'm sensing trouble here Please come soon! 2303 01:42:50,750 --> 01:42:52,875 Listen carefully 2304 01:42:53,291 --> 01:42:54,875 We don't know what will happen inside 2305 01:42:55,375 --> 01:42:58,208 This deal looks a little shady 2306 01:42:59,250 --> 01:43:02,833 So, I don't want to risk not having a successor 2307 01:43:03,083 --> 01:43:06,916 Now please don't fight amongst yourselves 2308 01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:10,000 On who will go in first 2309 01:43:10,541 --> 01:43:11,833 Now, who will go in risking their lives for me? 2310 01:43:17,333 --> 01:43:18,416 Please don't prostrate before me, 2311 01:43:18,791 --> 01:43:19,416 Suleiman 2312 01:43:19,791 --> 01:43:21,416 You will always have my blessings! 2313 01:43:21,416 --> 01:43:22,916 No don! My slippers! 2314 01:43:24,083 --> 01:43:26,958 You're ready to die for my sake! 2315 01:43:27,916 --> 01:43:29,375 I will never forget you! 2316 01:43:29,750 --> 01:43:31,625 If anything happens to him, 2317 01:43:32,083 --> 01:43:36,833 I'll tell our area corporator to name a circle after Suleiman! 2318 01:43:47,250 --> 01:43:48,958 Go & bring the thing 2319 01:43:53,791 --> 01:43:55,500 Kannappa, where are you? -At office 2320 01:43:55,916 --> 01:43:58,583 Come immediately to Climax theatre -Ok ma'am 2321 01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:04,791 What did I ask him for? 2322 01:44:05,250 --> 01:44:06,500 After all, what did I ask him for? 2323 01:44:07,041 --> 01:44:08,458 Did I ask him for the Commissioner's post? 2324 01:44:09,291 --> 01:44:11,291 I just asked for a post that's equal to that of Ramki 2325 01:44:12,125 --> 01:44:12,833 That's all 2326 01:44:13,291 --> 01:44:14,083 God is unfair 2327 01:44:14,625 --> 01:44:15,708 He's acting pricey! 2328 01:44:17,291 --> 01:44:21,791 My wife took up some fast & asked me to give up non veg 2329 01:44:22,125 --> 01:44:22,791 I quit! 2330 01:44:24,083 --> 01:44:27,166 Through the week, she has various such occasions where she fasts 2331 01:44:27,333 --> 01:44:28,000 Again I quit 2332 01:44:28,333 --> 01:44:30,416 Then she said to turn completely vegetarian 2333 01:44:30,750 --> 01:44:31,458 I did that too! 2334 01:44:31,583 --> 01:44:34,333 I'm completely vegetarian now! 2335 01:44:35,291 --> 01:44:37,000 Give me some of those mutton chops -Ok 2336 01:44:37,291 --> 01:44:37,791 Give me 2337 01:44:38,375 --> 01:44:43,458 All these fasts are an utter waste! 2338 01:44:43,708 --> 01:44:44,166 Yes 2339 01:44:44,166 --> 01:44:44,666 Look at me! 2340 01:44:45,416 --> 01:44:48,166 Sitting all day, my stomach & behind have grown in equal measure! 2341 01:44:49,041 --> 01:44:52,166 Sir, I heard you shoudln't eat rice at night 2342 01:44:52,708 --> 01:44:54,375 You can lose belly fat if you eat chapati 2343 01:44:54,666 --> 01:44:58,041 Yeah right! If you eat spinach you'll get a six pack! 2344 01:44:58,625 --> 01:45:00,833 You're worst than my wife! 2345 01:45:01,333 --> 01:45:02,250 Offering me advice! 2346 01:45:02,916 --> 01:45:05,208 you must plough 2347 01:45:05,916 --> 01:45:06,541 Whom sir? 2348 01:45:06,541 --> 01:45:07,458 Me! C'mon do it! 2349 01:45:08,625 --> 01:45:09,250 You idiot! 2350 01:45:09,625 --> 01:45:12,750 I mean plough , work harder you dumb fuck. 2351 01:45:12,791 --> 01:45:13,791 Yes sir now i understood. 2352 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,750 (Radio: Alpha come in Alpha come in) 2353 01:45:15,750 --> 01:45:20,166 (Radio: There's trouble at Climax theatre. Please attend to it immediately) 2354 01:45:20,458 --> 01:45:23,291 Now is the time to work 2355 01:45:23,291 --> 01:45:24,708 Get in! Let's go 2356 01:45:24,708 --> 01:45:26,666 Take every thing Don't waste it 2357 01:45:27,166 --> 01:45:28,541 There will be lots of time there 2358 01:45:29,458 --> 01:45:30,333 Let's go 2359 01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:34,041 Where's your boss? 2360 01:45:34,041 --> 01:45:35,041 Show me the booty! 2361 01:45:35,416 --> 01:45:36,000 Show me the money! 2362 01:45:36,958 --> 01:45:37,375 It's here... 2363 01:45:37,666 --> 01:45:38,166 Show me 2364 01:45:40,541 --> 01:45:41,333 You show me 2365 01:45:53,583 --> 01:45:54,875 This is just a sample! 2366 01:45:55,541 --> 01:45:58,458 The rest of it is safe in the foreigner's bag 2367 01:46:00,875 --> 01:46:01,250 What's this? 2368 01:46:01,666 --> 01:46:02,958 Cut the crap 2369 01:46:03,583 --> 01:46:04,750 If you want the booty, 2370 01:46:05,333 --> 01:46:06,625 Give me the moneys! 2371 01:46:26,125 --> 01:46:26,958 [SMS: Good Morning\Cum] 2372 01:46:56,541 --> 01:46:57,291 Fast, fast! 2373 01:47:00,250 --> 01:47:01,041 Ready? -Rolling 2374 01:47:03,583 --> 01:47:06,041 We're now at the city's Climax theatre 2375 01:47:06,458 --> 01:47:10,375 Since evening, suspicious activities are on at this spot 2376 01:47:10,791 --> 01:47:14,333 After the death of notorious kingpin Charles, 2377 01:47:14,916 --> 01:47:18,250 We have authentic information that it's a power war 2378 01:47:18,250 --> 01:47:20,833 This is an exclusive by TV 13 2379 01:47:22,041 --> 01:47:23,833 Sir, the media is here! 2380 01:47:24,083 --> 01:47:26,083 If your news becomes the highlight, 2381 01:47:26,291 --> 01:47:27,416 All problems will be solved 2382 01:47:28,500 --> 01:47:30,291 That's what I meant when I said work hard 2383 01:47:33,625 --> 01:47:34,666 Ready? -Ready 2384 01:47:34,708 --> 01:47:36,833 Who is responsible for the lives of these people? 2385 01:47:37,291 --> 01:47:40,833 Sir, Mani's gang is here with weapons & are inside 2386 01:47:41,041 --> 01:47:42,041 Don't worry... 2387 01:47:42,250 --> 01:47:42,708 But sir... 2388 01:47:43,708 --> 01:47:44,250 Where are they? 2389 01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:44,958 In the projector room 2390 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:49,291 ...has arrived -We'll go, wait 2391 01:47:50,083 --> 01:47:50,916 Come soon sir! 2392 01:47:56,083 --> 01:47:57,000 Sir...Sir.... 2393 01:47:57,291 --> 01:47:57,666 What! 2394 01:47:57,708 --> 01:47:58,916 Sir, the projector room is on top 2395 01:47:59,000 --> 01:47:59,875 yes sir 2396 01:48:00,125 --> 01:48:02,208 Sir, they have guns and machetes! 2397 01:48:02,208 --> 01:48:03,083 We'll stay here! 2398 01:48:03,125 --> 01:48:04,583 Then why did you come? -Get lost! 2399 01:48:05,375 --> 01:48:07,833 Sir, I'm scared! 2400 01:48:08,125 --> 01:48:09,875 Of what? And whom? 2401 01:48:11,416 --> 01:48:11,833 Just come! 2402 01:48:12,041 --> 01:48:12,625 Ok, Sir! 2403 01:48:17,875 --> 01:48:18,875 Hye Come Fast! 2404 01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:19,458 Hey 2405 01:48:20,375 --> 01:48:23,791 Showed your true colours, huh? 2406 01:48:24,125 --> 01:48:28,208 Suleiman, thought your boss will come & I can finish you all off! 2407 01:48:28,791 --> 01:48:29,375 It's ok 2408 01:48:29,416 --> 01:48:31,708 I'll start with you 2409 01:48:39,500 --> 01:48:40,583 Old ambassador! 2410 01:48:41,458 --> 01:48:44,583 You're old & it's expensive to put you in an old age home 2411 01:48:45,208 --> 01:48:47,041 I let you hang around with us 2412 01:48:47,416 --> 01:48:48,791 And you plot against us! 2413 01:48:49,916 --> 01:48:52,041 I'm don Charles' original son!!! 2414 01:48:52,083 --> 01:48:54,791 I was the one who helped your father with his plotting 2415 01:48:55,125 --> 01:48:57,000 Think I'll come unprepared? 2416 01:49:12,541 --> 01:49:13,500 What's this! 2417 01:49:15,291 --> 01:49:16,875 My pants are getting tighter! 2418 01:49:21,458 --> 01:49:24,041 Sir! It's new moon day! 2419 01:49:24,416 --> 01:49:26,708 Then take a day off, you superstitious fool. 2420 01:50:15,375 --> 01:50:17,666 Hey, reduce the volume idiot! 2421 01:50:25,291 --> 01:50:28,458 Run! Ghost! 2422 01:50:42,958 --> 01:50:45,041 Don't go! 2423 01:50:45,083 --> 01:50:46,625 Brother! It's Simon! 2424 01:50:48,958 --> 01:50:52,000 Turn him, slowly 2425 01:50:52,458 --> 01:50:53,208 Has everybody gone? 2426 01:50:54,916 --> 01:50:56,458 Hey come, let's go! 2427 01:50:57,333 --> 01:50:58,208 Come! 2428 01:51:08,083 --> 01:51:08,875 You go in first 2429 01:51:10,208 --> 01:51:11,916 Sir, you're the senior 2430 01:51:11,958 --> 01:51:14,416 You lead the way 2431 01:51:17,166 --> 01:51:19,708 When gunshots are fired, 2432 01:51:20,083 --> 01:51:21,583 there's no senior or junior 2433 01:51:22,208 --> 01:51:23,916 Once you don the khaki, 2434 01:51:24,125 --> 01:51:26,041 Walk in tall with pride 2435 01:51:27,416 --> 01:51:28,083 Go! 2436 01:51:28,083 --> 01:51:28,708 Sir..Sir...! 2437 01:51:55,500 --> 01:51:56,875 All dead sir! 2438 01:51:58,833 --> 01:51:59,333 Sir! 2439 01:52:01,791 --> 01:52:02,875 Oh my god! 2440 01:52:05,708 --> 01:52:06,458 Sir! 2441 01:52:07,291 --> 01:52:10,875 How did you manage this single handedly! 2442 01:52:12,791 --> 01:52:13,750 You're from the media 2443 01:52:14,333 --> 01:52:16,125 I'm bleeding after the fight 2444 01:52:16,916 --> 01:52:19,875 Shouldn't you be giving me first aid? 2445 01:52:20,333 --> 01:52:22,333 Which is why you should wear saris 2446 01:52:22,500 --> 01:52:22,708 Ok, 2447 01:52:23,208 --> 01:52:24,666 no need of the blouse 2448 01:52:24,791 --> 01:52:26,458 Rip it 2449 01:52:27,583 --> 01:52:28,250 Tie it 2450 01:52:29,291 --> 01:52:31,041 Record everything -Recording sir 2451 01:52:33,791 --> 01:52:34,583 Tell me sir 2452 01:52:36,666 --> 01:52:38,291 Which channel are you from? 2453 01:52:38,541 --> 01:52:39,333 TV 13 sir 2454 01:52:39,625 --> 01:52:40,500 TV 13? 2455 01:52:41,416 --> 01:52:43,041 Take this. It's loaded 2456 01:52:43,208 --> 01:52:44,416 Check it! 2457 01:52:44,666 --> 01:52:46,583 Don't take our department for granted! 2458 01:52:50,375 --> 01:52:50,750 Hello 2459 01:52:50,875 --> 01:52:51,333 Hello 2460 01:52:51,416 --> 01:52:54,041 Ramki, TV 13. Switch it on 2461 01:52:54,500 --> 01:52:55,583 Please. Switch it on 2462 01:52:56,166 --> 01:52:56,791 just do it 2463 01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:01,000 Give it to me 2464 01:53:02,208 --> 01:53:03,125 How do I look? 2465 01:53:07,125 --> 01:53:08,083 Shoot your questions 2466 01:53:34,791 --> 01:53:35,375 Suleiman? 2467 01:53:35,875 --> 01:53:36,208 Yes 2468 01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:38,250 Solomon. Where the fuck were you? 2469 01:53:39,041 --> 01:53:39,916 Don Charles' "things" 2470 01:53:41,958 --> 01:53:42,500 I take bag 2471 01:53:42,666 --> 01:53:43,250 No, no, no 2472 01:53:43,250 --> 01:53:44,666 Payment, No problem! 2473 01:53:48,833 --> 01:53:50,916 Simon? -Saaman (thing) 2474 01:53:51,458 --> 01:53:51,958 Yes, 2475 01:53:52,875 --> 01:53:55,416 Simon, yes! 2476 01:53:56,250 --> 01:53:57,583 I got the saaman (thing)! 2477 01:53:57,750 --> 01:53:58,541 Where the fuck where you! 2478 01:53:59,500 --> 01:54:00,333 Don Charles' saaman (thing) 2479 01:54:07,666 --> 01:54:15,625 (Charles is gone!) 2480 01:54:23,666 --> 01:54:25,041 So, it's time to go 2481 01:54:27,083 --> 01:54:27,416 Foreign... 2482 01:54:30,541 --> 01:54:35,333 God forbid, my worst enemy shouldn't get a customer like you 2483 01:54:39,833 --> 01:54:40,875 (Speaks in French) 2484 01:54:43,750 --> 01:54:44,583 Crazy time 2485 01:54:46,125 --> 01:54:47,000 Crazy place 2486 01:54:48,333 --> 01:54:49,166 Crazy people 2487 01:54:58,541 --> 01:54:59,125 (Speaks in French) 2488 01:55:01,041 --> 01:55:01,708 My friend 2489 01:55:03,708 --> 01:55:04,333 Yes friend 2490 01:55:04,375 --> 01:55:05,916 I'll drop you to the airport 2491 01:55:07,041 --> 01:55:09,666 5000 bucks -What? 5000? 2492 01:55:10,041 --> 01:55:11,500 I've to return empty from there 2493 01:55:12,083 --> 01:55:13,666 500 -Dollars 2494 01:55:14,500 --> 01:55:16,750 Dollars? Rupees 2495 01:55:16,750 --> 01:55:19,083 Share some of your money with me too! 2496 01:55:27,791 --> 01:55:28,875 What name shall we keep? 2497 01:55:29,166 --> 01:55:30,541 You say -No, you say 2498 01:55:30,750 --> 01:55:31,375 You say 2499 01:55:31,875 --> 01:55:32,666 Taimur Ali 2500 01:55:32,916 --> 01:55:33,208 What rubbish! 2501 01:55:33,875 --> 01:55:35,041 Uraga Bhushana is nice 2502 01:55:35,250 --> 01:55:36,041 What crap 2503 01:55:36,500 --> 01:55:37,541 Abram. Abu 2504 01:55:37,625 --> 01:55:39,458 Yikes! Sarpa Bhushana 2505 01:55:41,041 --> 01:55:42,125 No. Danish? 2506 01:55:42,125 --> 01:55:43,541 Is that even a name? 2507 01:55:43,833 --> 01:55:45,083 Naga Bushana 2508 01:55:45,083 --> 01:55:46,458 It's final 2509 01:56:02,916 --> 01:56:07,250 I found my peace india I decided not to go back 2510 01:56:09,375 --> 01:56:12,083 Welcome to Auto GP 2020 2511 01:56:12,125 --> 01:56:16,500 Welcome all to this thrilling race of superfast autos 2512 01:56:18,000 --> 01:56:21,125 Madam, if you're with me the trophy is definitely mine! 162065