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- Hannah's been sleeping with Christie.
- Thank you, Nina.

If there's anything you're not
telling me, Hannah,

- you need to tell me now.
- I love you, Nathan.

- You know I'm pregnant.
- I presume the father does know.

Mr Carmichael? You do know he was
grinding my wife most of last night?

They found five of these.
One was in he bedroom.

It will never happen again.

I slept with Christie
the night before our wedding.

Nathan... Nathan...

Oh...

Oh...

It's so like you!

Yes or no? And in doing so,

you destroy yourself and my life!

I'm sorry!

- You have destroyed my life!
- Stop this!

You think of yourself
as ethically and morally right...

- I said I didn't want to do this!
- ..but you're a fraud!

Yes or no? Because you toss people
over! Non-molestation order.

- I'll call my lawyer first thing.
- Lawy... lawyer? You idiot!

Nathan! The night before our
wedding, you slept with Christie.

- No...
- No? That's it.

Not good enough. Where?

- Where?
- I said I don't want to talk about it.

- Say it!
- Please, Nathan.

Say it!

Say it!

Oh, God.

Oh...

Is it true? Christie and a client?

Zander is waiting, and I would like
to set my face before I go in.

Yes, it's true.

- How depressing.
- Yeah.

I really thought your generation
had cleaned up its act.

But you... You're meant to
be better.

- Right.
- Seriously.

Mother, could you please just stop?

What? You want to go easy on him?
Fine. Christie's cocked up.

But to get caught on film...

Well, yeah, I don't think
that was the intention...

- And you are covering for him.
- I'm not covering for him.

You've always been too soft
when it comes to that man.

- Not today.
- What? I can't... Not today.

Don't be so wet. I expected...

- Better?
- Yes! I hoped your generation...

Won't cock up
in the same way as yours?

Well, I'm afraid you don't have
the monopoly on that, Mother.

Well, if you can't learn
from our mistakes...

Oh, I'm so bloody sick
of that stupid mantra, Mother.

"Don't... don't make my mistakes."

Why not? Why are you the only one
who can screw up?

- Well, I just...
- Because people screw up. They screw up.

They don't mean to, but they...

Hannah...

Nathan's left.

Nathan's left.

First rule - never leave the house.

Oh...

Please...

...be a mum today.

Not a lawyer. Just...

...be a mum.

There you are. Shall we begin?

Only I have two hearings
at court in an hour, so...

Yeah.

- Winter 2008...
- No.

You had a wobble and
slept on Mum's sofa.

Croup. Tilly had croup,
and I had a big case.

Yeah, and then you went back
the next day.

Yeah, well, this is different.

Nathan.

- Talk to Hannah.
- I will.

Can I stay at yours again tonight?

No, get yourself a hotel.

Or better still, go home.

Rise and shine.

Cactus.

Like our love.

Thorny.

Hmm.

I like what you did there.

Has Nathan gone?

Hmm. What time were you up with
him last night?

Until three.

I knew it had got bad when you
rolled out Springsteen.

I mean... if they can't make it,
what chance have we got?

It'll be...

Don't say fine.

We're not Hannah and Nathan.

We're broke.

- Hmm...
- No, what are you doing?

Getting up. I've gotta get my
job back.

No. Stay in bed.

Stay.

I've got this.

I've got a nannying job.

Three kids. Loads of overtime.

- Rose...
- I mean it. I've got it.

I can't bear...

...to see you put on that suit again.

Where the hell are you?

You're meant to be taking
the kids to school today.

Hurry up! Richie?

- Alarm didn't go off.
- What, and Ali didn't wake you?

No.

No, she's being a complete
bitch, so...

Yeah, well, what do you expect?
I mean, you treat her like crap.

Didn't you get the call from
the office?

The show is canned, Richie,

and they're all pointing
the finger at me.

I'm the one who's unfit
to look after my kids.

Just... calm down. All right?

Just leave it to me, Fi. All right?
I'll smooth it over.

Door!

Smooth it over? You bugged my house,
you shit.

And they say I'm the cokehead?

The heat is on Fi Hansen and her
stability as a mother.

The last thing we need is for any
more salacious details to get out.

But it happens.

I'm sorry. I'm presuming it
was just the one time?

- Yes.
- Well, Melanie is brutal but straight.

So, any footage they have
of you and Mrs Hansen...

We ask for it to be delivered up
so it can be destroyed.

It doesn't serve her client to be
exposed as spying on his wife.

No, it points to a predilection
for voyeurism,

- of which we know he has form.
- Agreed.

But, more than that, it compounds
the coercive behaviour.

I mean, abusive behaviour.

We're currently trying to iron out
the child arrangement situation,

and he is not making it easy for us.

I suspect he's leaking stories
to the press

to shows his wife in a bad light.

It's a mess.

Well, we can clean it up
as elegantly as we can.

There are enough stories circulating
around him to surely

- push back a little.
- Yeah. But none of them are making the press.

We need to find the women
who are willing to talk,

offer legal protection
to break their NDAs.

After the way the press
annihilated the nanny,

no-one's willing to come out and say
who Richie Hansen is.

Either way, you can't be
on this case any more.

Agreed.

Ruth's going to take it
over with Hannah from here.

Zander...

You've compromised
yourself, Christie.

You know how vulnerable she is.

- She's a grown woman.
- And you took advantage of that.

So, we're done here?

Hey.

Just wondered if you'd look over
the Hansen position statement.

I changed a little of the wording.

Change it back.

Sorry. I just... I thought it was a
little clumsy.

I've been doing this 18 years.
Don't be clever.

Clarity over finesse.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Rewind.

Last para you were right.
Cuts are great.

It turns out Richie Hansen
planted cameras in the family home.

He's bugging his wife?

Yeah, well, it happens.

Er, we've gone in hard
with his lawyers

and threatened civil proceedings.
I mean, I...

I don't know if there would have
been much on it,

but it's one way to keep track
of your spouse.

It's the use of incriminating.
There must be something.

NHD would have noted it as such

if there wasn't something
worth shutting down.

I'll find out more. Just for
clarity's sake.

Touche.

Nathan...

I've left Hannah.

- OK.
- It surprisingly is.

Really. It's been coming for a
while. I'm fine.

- Where are you going to stay?
- Um...

Last night, my sister-in-law's,

but, erm, probably best to draw
territory lines

- away from family, so...
- Yeah.

...hotel.

- You can always...
- Er, no. No, no, I'm fine.

I'm a grown-up single white male.
We know how to do these things.

Credit card, toothbrush, takeaway.

We travel light.

Just to clarify, I wasn't asking you
if you wanted to stay over.

There's a notice board for flat
rentals in the Chambers bar.

And as the yoot of today would say,
I can highly recommend Spare Room.

Yeah, rub it in, why don't you?

I'm sorry.

I am too.

But it's not over till
the fat lady sings.

- You've lost me now.
- Fat lady.

- Fat lady sings?
- No...

It's a turn of phrase -
fat lady, fat lady sings.

Oh, get out of here with your...

...bloody Spare Room and your Airbnb!

Oh, Airbnb! It's radical.

Hannah, I know that you're angry.
Your message was certainly clear.

Not only is it a massive
infringement of my client's privacy

to knowingly record or
film without permission,

but you don't need me to also remind
you that if you try and use

any evidence as leverage at
the forthcoming

child arrangements hearings,

any judge will recognise it
as unscrupulous,

especially as it includes recordings

of his own children at home
and play.

But you have to admit what it threw
up was pretty titillating.

Also, it's a little bit embarrassing
for your colleague.

With regards to my client,

I have to admit that I don't
approve, Hannah.

And we're not going to be using it.

But it doesn't put Fi Hansen
in a very good light.

Clear examples of drug-taking,

compounded with a rather
racy three-way

already in the public domain...
I mean, it asks questions

whether she has the ability to be
able to focus on her children.

Fi Hansen has not got a
drug problem.

I mean, either way, it won't play
well with the judge.

Your client is orchestrating all
this to his advantage.

But the press can turn, Melanie.

And they will turn quick,
given the right information.

Threats, Hannah.

That is not your style.

But you might want to be careful,
because Mr Hansen

is a little volatile right now
because his children are everything.

But your client failed to take
his children to school this morning.

If we can't come to an agreement
on the current terms, which...

...it doesn't look like we can,
then Richie might have to get nasty.

Still, one has to question
Mrs Hansen's emotional stability.

They both have a show going down
the pan.

Let's hope he can still pay
your fees.

Not to mention
the rumours circulating.

Or are you choosing to ignore
the growing chorus

that your client is a
manipulative sleaze...?

We have both been in this business
for long enough

to know that the likes of
Mr Hansen...

Have a shroud of wealth and a
retinue willing to cover up

and serve them.

Exactly. So there'll be a new show,
the next project,

which no-one will want to
jeopardise, a week from now.

- No, Melanie. That's the past.
- But is it?

It is amazing what a couple
of hundred grand won't do

to shut those girls up.

Oh, anyway...

I've said it before,
those Russian and tech billionaires

are just so much easier.

We want all the footage.

And we'll be making an application
within these proceedings

for delivery up of all recordings

and to prohibit your client
from using any of it.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Mr Pope.

Not to put too fine a point on it,
Hannah, but a baby?

- My baby?
- Right. Welcome home.

Not exactly. Not entirely.
Sarah's gone ballistic.

Nice tan.

How was LA?

- Amazing.
- Nina. Your mess.

You're pregnant.

Hello to you too.

You're pregnant.

Yippity-doo.

And it's definitely mine?

Or the guy from Uber Eats.
Who knows?

Yes, you dick, unfortunately it's
yours. Read the letter.

Should you even be carrying that?

It was just a courtesy,
but if you'd like a DNA test...

Yeah, I would.

A legal letter?

Well, what did you expect? I'm
a lawyer.

I made it as easy as I could
to read.

And you don't want anything?

Erm...

No, thanks, you've done your job.

So that's what it was?

Oh, don't flatter yourself.
No, it was three mojitos

and a good gag about your
old headmaster that swung it.

Thanks. I've kept that one in.

And then you went back to
your ex-wife. How is that going?

That? By which you mean Sarah?

The weather helps.

Oh, congratulations, by the way.

Your show?

- Do you like it?
- No, it's pretty shit.

Sarah's not happy.

You chose to go back to her.

To be frank, we might not stay.

It's tanked. Your show's tanked.

That's not the point.

God, you do this, you throw me off
my point, which is...

...a baby?

Yeah, that's what I'm hoping
we'll get at the end of this.

- Wow.
- It's fine.

- It's not fine.
- Well, it's happening.

I've got my scan tomorrow.

I've got a gig in Toronto.

I could maybe push
the flight back a few hours.

I wasn't inviting you.

I want to be there.

We need to talk. Dinner?

Just, please, give me a few
hours tonight.

- I've missed you.
- Hey.

Eh... Rex, Tyler.

You're on that Netflix thing.
My nephew loves it.

How old's your nephew?

Er... 15.

Stay calm?

How long will the press run with
this? I'm everywhere!

He's going to take my kids.

The press are inferring, at best,
that I'm a party girl.

- Fi...
- He's going to capitalise on this.

When he wants something, he gets it.

- And he wants my kids.
- He's not going to get your kids.

Ruth is my colleague.

She'll be working with me now that
Christie has left the team.

- Mrs Hansen...
- Bullshit. Bullshit.

Is this what you do?

Lure women like me into thinking
they stand a chance?

No.

Have you any idea what it's like,
looking at your life ripped apart?

Exposed to the fact that your whole
life has been a lie?

Can you imagine your life
without your kids?

No? Cos you don't have to.
You're not where I'm at.

Mrs Hansen, you're not
going to lose your kids

because he is not going to win.
Because you are a good mother.

Because you have safely brought up
three children so far.

I presume they're all at
school today?

- Yes.
- Yes, so, look,

anything that any newspaper says
is just the grease

that turns the wheels of
another press day.

So, you breathe.

You leave us to prepare your case
and you trust in your lawyer,

because she is good.

She is very good.

And it's what?

It's one grainy still from a
sex tape and a whole lot of rumour?

Fi, We need to find women
willing to go on record

against your husband,

push back that bad press
where it belongs.

Have you spoken to Ali?

She's leaving.

She texted me this morning. I don't
think Richie knows yet.

Ah, every time!

Ali.

- Do we have a meeting booked in?
- No.

You're leaving?

Yeah, I'm terminating my interests.

I really shouldn't be talking
to you.

Then why did you leak the tape?

- Like, legally I can't talk to you.
- You signed an NDA.

- Can't.
- Which you can break.

Yeah, right.

We will support you.

Look, NHD can help you.

Help me? How?

You leaked the tape, Ali.
You're halfway there.

And before, call it
calculated denial. Now?

It's out there. And, like it or not,
the cover's blown.

We can guide you.

I started working for Richie
straight out of college.

My entire career is based around
that man.

He actually wasn't born an arsehole,
it's just people like me

make people like him feel
that it's all right to be one.

I have spent the last decade
cleaning up

and sanitising that man's life.

That's what we do.
And if I break that trust, it's...

What?

What, the sky will fall?

I know you've been approached
by the press.

- Half of them are my mates.
- Then talk to them.

There're a million Richies.

We book every appointment.

We bail them out
with vit B shots and rehab.

We buy presents for their kids.
We prop them up on the red carpet.

We smooth out the wrinkles
and the loose talk.

But we're nobodies. I'm a nobody.

So, if I speak up, I will
be silenced.

No client would ever trust me again.

Then get better clients. Get
new clients.

Now, you can keep smoothing out
the creases,

smiling on red carpets,

but life is coming for
Richie Hansen.

You want to be a spectator?

Or do you want to stop burying your
head in the sand,

look this thing straight in the eye
and call it for what it is?

But for once you can do something.

Change it. Change you.

Because you can't go back.

So, let me help you go forward.

If you choose to talk,
we've got you're back.

Look, you owe yourself and all those
other women that.

Rex is back.

Sounds like the title of a
bad romcom.

I'm serious.

Oh, God, I had a feeling you were.

I mean, he was really sweet.

And back with his ex-wife.

And genuinely supportive.

And back with his ex-wife!

- How's Hannah?
- You know...

Nathan stayed with us last night.

Sometimes I just want to go back.

Like, way back.

To before all this shit.

When it was just fun, Rose.

When it was just uncomplicated.

There is no going back, Nina.

Mummy, I need some help.

This is all you get - one shot.
So, you might as well enjoy it.

I'm sick of waiting for life to
happen. If it happens,

it happens, if it doesn't...

- Zander!
- Sorry, am I interrupting?

No. Thanks for your call.

Sisters.

You are in trouble!

Yeah.

Before you start, Nina, as much
as I appreciate this intervention,

could we not have this conversation?

- I'm your boss.
- Yeah, of course. Only...

You have this way, you Defoe women,
of getting in one's head.

It's lonely. It gets lonely.

And the danger is you don't grab
something when it comes your way.

But you did grab it.
And... But he's not perfect.

But who is?

He's here and he's someone
who might stay.

So, I'm just saying,
whatever Tyler's done,

it's not irredeemable.

Duly noted.

I'm ready now.

For apologies.

Right.

- Again, I apologise.
- See, I wasn't feeling that.

I do not make a habit of...

I'm not talking about a bloody
client. I'm talking about Hannah.

Yesterday's little performance
at Moot Court...

Hannah's reaction to Mrs Hansen...

We've known one another
since we were 19.

Her name is above
the door, Christie.

What does that mean?

It means she means something.

To the firm.

To this company.

You fall from grace? Your name is
not above a door.

We can take the hit.

But Hannah?

Hannah Defoe is the best we have.

Her name in the press?
It comes back to me.

You think I don't know that?

How far I've...

...strayed from who I thought I was.
Want to be.

But I promise, whatever she means
to you,

she means a whole lot more to me.

This I can't help you with.

This...

I can't clean this up.

I know.

I don't want to fire you.

Don't make me fire you.

Yeah.

OK.

OK.

Tell me that isn't a
superhero costume.

Tyler's idea.

No, no, no, no, no.

Ah, Tyler. Excuse me.

Er, Zander, when I'm in a meeting...

Have you told people
to come as superheroes tonight?

Yeah, we were...

...discussing the, you know,
the great films of our time,

- and you defended...
- I passed comment.

I said I thought the last one
was overrated, and you said...

I did not mean I want the entire
team at my bachelor night

- dressed as superheroes.
- So...

...you do want a bachelor night?

Still?

You are not forgiven.

I know.

But...

You...

...want...

...a bachelor night.

Go back to your meeting.

If you've got me a cape, I...

You OK?

- Hannah...
- No.

No, no, I... I...

I'm leaving.

- When?
- Soon.

I can't stay here.

I can't stay with you here.

Not after...

Mm.

Just come tonight.

To the stag.

Please?

I thought it was Nathan,
but I'm the arsehole.

No. No.

Yeah.

Yeah, I am... I am.

We tell people not to
accept these NDAs.

But when you get married,

there's this...

...invisible NDA that you
all mentally...

...sign on the dotted line.

The promise that all the worst bits
of yourselves,

even the bits that aren't OK...

...you've found someone
who will live with them,

who will live around them,

who will get used to them,

who won't taunt you with them.

Well, sure, you'll moan about them
to one another.

But they're your secret. They're...

They're part of the marriage NDA.

And...

...you'll tell yourself
that they're the quirks

that make you...

...love one another.

But, in truth, these are the things

that really grind you down
day after day.

Coffee granules
dumped down the drain again.

The sloppy, drunken evenings

when you've forgotten why you're
married in the first place.

Nasal hairs left in your tweezers,

even when they swear they're
not theirs.

Those tiny intimacies,

I carried them, I carried them
around like weapons.

Hannah...

The sex is better with you.

I told him that.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

Hard to come back from.

Sackable offence.

Looks like we're both out of a job.

Then...

...hopefully I'll see you there.

Hello, this is
Nathan Stern...

Wear the blue.

You look good in the blue.

Ah, let's just order pizza.

Mum.

Fine. Fine.

You OK?

What's happened?

I've done the worst thing, Liv.

The worst thing I could have done.

Can't you just call it quits?

Uh...

That would be nice, but...

It doesn't work like that.

He won't be able to manage
without you.

He can't cook.

- Yeah, he has a phone.
- He, erm...

He doesn't know what tie to wear
when it's important.

Yeah, I think that
they're overrated.

He needs you.

You need him.

That's a different thing to want.

You have to want someone
as well as need them,

- and your dad and I...
- Yeah.

You'll pass.

Thanks, Liveroo, yeah.

That's Rose.

We don't need a baby-sitter.

Yes, you do.

Hey. So, I'm on my way to
the stag do.

And, er, I'm not sure
if you're going to be there.

Erm, I hope you are.

It would be, er... I really
need to...

I don't even know where
you're staying.

I guess you checked into that hotel.
Rose said you had, so, erm...

I just hope you're OK.

I've been thinking about you all
day. I'm just so, so...

If you would like
to re-record your message...

Great.

There's just an energy out there.

A dynamism.

And they love us. They love
us Brits.

Sarah hates it, obviously.

To be expected - she hates
everything, including me.

Well, the writing's on
the wall, Rex.

So, in some ways,
I think this actually helps.

To cut the tie.

- A new baby! It's punctuation.
- Sorry?

For both of us. Her and me.

And she gets it. Like, she gets
that you're going to need help.

Obviously. So...

...I think we can make this work.

OK, rewind.

I mean, we're hopeful of a
second series.

And you can commute. Or visit.

I mean, I won't be able to get back
all that much,

but maybe if - and it's a big if
because obviously there's Eddie...

Rex.

What?

Can I just say no, right now?

Like, a flat no.

You and me. We are a no.

The baby is a big yes.

Look, I'm willing to make space
for you in the baby's life,

but whatever you think
is happening here...

This is on me.

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

You're doing great.

You're with your son.

But you and me...

- OK, I think I'm having a panic attack.
- No, you're fine.

You're going to be fine.

- What?
- I woke up.

I woke up.

Let's keep talking.

Your people talk to my people.

Up, up and away!

Oh-ho-ho! At last!

We thought you'd eloped.

Ah!

Please tell me you signed
the pre-nup.

You old romantic fool, you!

This man is a lost cause.

- You be very careful with him.
- Yes, boss.

Really?

Sometimes, you've just got to
take that dive.

I give it a week.

- You OK?
- Yes!

Happy. Very happy.

He's not here.

Drink up.

You made it.

Couldn't miss your speech.

What?

Just pleased you're here.

Christie...

Speech! Speech!

OK, OK, OK! I'm coming.

- Jesus!
- Get on with it, Superman!

Some people have accused me
of not being the marrying type.

My reply -

perhaps I, eh, never found
my type to marry.

Also, every good lawyer
needs at least one divorce

under their belt...

- Hi.
- You OK?

...preferably their own,
to really perfect their craft.

But if two people are lucky enough
to collide in this world,

then that is an act of courage

and faith, worthy of any superhero.

Hear, hear!

And so I raise a glass to our
superheroes of the night.

Mr Right, who found Mr Right,

I salute you. I applaud you.
I wish you signed that prenup.

Deal done?

Though I sincerely hope I will never
have to gloat and say I was right.

And so, on that note...

- ...cheers.
- Cheers!

Congratulations to you.

Well done.

- You made it.
- Yep.

- Mr Hale.
- No. Donaghue-Hale.

Nice.

Thank you...

...fellow traveller.

There you are.

You came.

For Zander and Tyler.

Right.

Thanks.

What are you doing?

He's left you. And I'm here, Hannah.

Oh, my God.

What, you think I'm not
going to challenge you on that?

- We talked about this.
- When it was crazy.

When... when I was mad. It was mad.

You said... You said...

You think because... Oh, my God!

It was better with you.

But everything else -
everything else -

Nathan is everything else.

Just go and talk to someone
else, Christie.

Go and enjoy your night.

You're not coming on?

Er...

Thanks.

This and this has to sleep.

See you in the morning,
Captain America.

Thank you...

...for putting a word in for me
with Zander.

I couldn't let a good thing go
to waste.

He got lucky.

Why are the best men
always married, ugly or gay?

You did it.

You just did it.

Congratulations.

I have to...

Yeah.

Rose?

All OK?

Yeah.

Whatever you did, you did right.

So wrap 'em up, I'm taking 'em home.

Kids come in many different ways.

What am I looking for anyway?

I threw the results for that test.

I figured, it takes a
village, right?

And my village is pretty cool, so...

I love you, Rose.

- You OK?
- Yeah.

No.

Oh, I don't know.

Ask me tomorrow.

I will.

Ew, you just stink of whisky.

Terrible, terrible drink.

Er, sorry to keep you waiting.
Maggie, later.

Tell me...

...how much is it going to cost me
to get you to stay?

Well, either you've been
burgled or you're mid-renovation.

Why have you packed all your books?

- I'm moving.
- Where?

Not sure yet.

But a very nice American couple,
big into Wimbledon,

are going to give me a disgustingly
large sum of money

for them to stay here
over the summer, so...

Yeah, and before you ask, I never
move in after the first night.

Have you gone completely bonkers?

No.

It's just I can feel the blood
pumping in my bed

when I lay down at night.
It's unnerving.

What?

Ten, 20 years at best.

There's not a moratorium
on having your mad years midlife.

I'm throwing caution to the wind.

How do you think you got to stay
the night?

- I'll remember this.
- Yeah.

Like trying to catch a firefly.

Houston, we have a problem.

Now, it appears you've backed
yourself into a corner,

one that I can no longer get you
out of.

So, let's use our brains here.

Television personality
Richard Hansen today faces

allegations of sexual harassment
in the workplace.

It is believed six more women
have come forward

with their stories
following claims...

Get off me,
you're going to make me late.

What are you doing? Get your
own bag.

Hey.

Hello, this is
Nathan Stern.

Please leave a message.

You can't leave me. I won't let you
leave me.

Please, please.

I don't know how to do this
without you. How to be without you.

How does it work tonight?
What do we do? Liv's Spanish thing.

Because we're family.
How do we still be a family?

Can we just be a family tonight?

- Ready?
- Definitely.

Calm.

Breathe.

Leave it to us to speak.

We've got this.

My client is currently under
immense pressure

and, quite frankly, a media siege.

Which I'm sure he does not wish
to inflict upon his wife

and children, thus furthering
their trauma.

In the immediate future,

my client believes it is best
for the children to live with her,

and to agree the days on which
they will spend time with Mr Hansen.

Certainly whilst this latest...

...media storm...

Blows over. Yes, that's agreed.

It's for the best.

- I'm not taking them away from you.
- Aren't you?

They're lies.

In return?

My client will refrain from making
any statements to the press

- or interviews.
- Good.

You should know, however, that she
will be fully cooperating

if there are any
criminal proceedings.

It doesn't serve anyone to draw
this out any longer, Mr Hansen.

Women.

Whole room full of you.

Cornered.

Richie.

What?

Fuck the lot of you.

Thank you.

Right, I guess I'm out of here.

Nothing like a happy customer.

Well played, Hannah.

- So, Ruth.
- Mm.

Goodbye.

- Till the next time.
- Next time.

Liv.

- You ready?
- Yep.

- All good?
- Mm-hmm.

Good luck.

You too.

Nail it.

How do we do this?

Wave and smile.

That's not what I meant.

We tell them after.

"The night is shattered...

"..and the blue stars shiver
in the distance."

"Escribir, por ejemplo,

"'La noche esta estrellada,
y tiritan, azules, lo lejos.'"

"I loved her, and sometimes
she loved me too."

"Yo la quise, y a veces Ella..."

"Through nights like this one,
I held her in my arms."

"En las noches como esta,
la tuve entre mis brazos."

"I kissed her...

"..again and again
under the endless sky."

"La bese tantas veces
bajo el cielo infinito."

"She loved me sometimes...

"..and I loved her too."

Seriously. It was amazing, Liv.

- Really?
- Really.

Really.

I'm sorry. It's...

And most of you probably don't
know this,

but I first seduced your mother
in a bar in Barcelona.

Dad...

Which I believe,
is the lyric from an Ed Sheeran song.

I had some moves.

Mum?

As well as celebrating Liv's
night, erm...

...we are also here...

...because, mio amigos,

your mother and I want to talk
to you.

- Ah, Tils, you've eaten all the peppers.
- Vinnie.

None of what we're going to say
is going to be easy...

...but...

...your mother and I have decided
to take some time... apart.

I told you they were going
to divorce.

No. No.

It's just your dad and I are...

We're just...

Why?

Because...

...when two people...

...do the very... best
thing together...

...ie, you three...

...then they have to look
at one another...

...and ask if they can top it.

And we can't.

But we will always be family.

Always.

Hey.

Wow.

It's fine.

It doesn't have any legs.

It!

There.

She's got two. All fine.

She.

Oh, well.

I like it.

It was! I think it's beautiful.

It was!

Nathan?

Nathan?!

I'm going to make tea.

Oh, darling...

Oh, darling, darling.

Oh...

That's right. That's right, my
baby girl.

Oh...

No, no.

Give your ma five minutes.

She'll be fine in five minutes.

Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, guys.

Yeah, come on.

The rabbit's back!

Good. I'm starving.

Perfect for a pie.

Mum, Mum! The rabbit's back!

Mum!

Mum! Mum! Come see!

Mum, it's back!

Quickly, Mum!

Coming!