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- ?? [Woman Singing Christmas Carol]
- ?? [Off-key Whistling]
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Go ahead on and laugh.
Bernie Mac don't care.
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Because I'm a sucker for
Christmas. Always have been.
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Christmas make me feel
warm and cheerful.
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I mean, grateful for
the blessings I receive.
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And I got a lot to be grateful for.
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America, Bernie Mac
has been blessed.
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But, see, those kids,
they had it rough.
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They grew up poor. Like urchins.
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Sure, they make me sick sometime,
give me a hard time. That's all right.
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They make my life a living hell.
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But they my blood, and I love 'em.
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And I wanna make
this Christmas special for 'em.
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The best Christmas of their lives.
And I'm gonna do it.
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You watch.
I'm gonna do it.
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- ?? [Whistling]
- ?? [Singing Continues]
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[Footsteps Approaching]
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- Vanessa?
- What?
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Do you think Uncle Bernie
will let us have a dog?
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- [Scoffs] He doesn't even want us.
- He wants me.
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Okay, fine. Whatever.
But he's not gonna let us have a dog.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry,
but you can't stay.
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- Uncle Bernie doesn't want a dog.
- [Dog Barks]
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We don't want
Uncle Bernie to get mad.
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So, where'd he come from?
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He was standing right here.
He told me his name is Buddy.
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- He's a angel.
- Well, he is cute.
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[Bernie]
Hey, kids, come on. It's lunchtime.
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[Vanessa] Quick, we gotta get him
in our room. We have to hide him.
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Come on. Go. Coming!
Hurry, hurry.
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So that's your plan?
To be sneaky?
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No, baby. It's the perfect way to find out
what the kids want for Christmas.
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Listen, I'll take 'em to the mall.
We'll go window shopping.
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They'll ask me to buy them something.
I'll say no like any other day.
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- Then I go back and I buy it.
- You're so cute.
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I have never seen you
like this before.
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No, baby. It's our first Christmas
with the kids...
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and I want it to be special.
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You know, like Big Mama
used to make it for me.
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Bernie Mac, that's so sweet.
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Wanda, I remember
one Christmas, man.
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We were so poor. All Big Mama was
able to get us was a cardboard box.
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And she drew on it.
She drew us a little castle on it.
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We were so grateful.
I had some good times in that box.
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- Until it rained.
- [Door Closes]
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- Sorry we took so long.
- Sorry?
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Sucking up for presents.
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[Clears Throat]
What you kids doing this afternoon?
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Like to go to the mall with your
Uncle Bernie and have some ice cream?
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Uh, no. No, thanks.
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Oh, come on. Maybe you might
need something.
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No. No. Do we need...
No, I don't think we need anything.
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Well, baby girl,
that leaves you and me.
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Wanna go to the mall
with your Uncle Bernie?
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No. I wanna stay home
and play with Buddy.
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Play with Buddy?
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Okay. Stay at home
and play with your dollies.
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Guess it's just
you and me, baby.
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You see that? These kids have such
low expectations for Christmas...
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they can't even sniff out
a chance to get presents.
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When I was their age,
and it was Christmas?
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Boy, I was suspicious of everything.
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That's probably how
I became so observant.
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Can't get nothing past the Mac man.
Nothing. Bernie Mac on it, baby.
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?? [Reggae Christmas]
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- [Barking]
- [All Shushing]
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- [Barking]
- Shh! Shh!
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- Shh! Shh!
- [Vanessa] Watch out.
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- [Chuckling]
- ?? [Continues]
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[Whispering]
Come on, Buddy. Come on.
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- I love you, Uncle Bernie.
- Boy, get on out of here.
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- [Ripping]
- [Growling]
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- Buddy, no!
- That's Uncle Bernie's favorite shiny shirt.
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- Well, it was anyway.
- [Whimpering]
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- Hey, who's in my room?
- Go! Go into the bathroom.
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- I'll go with her. Come on. Come on.
- Go, go, go.
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- What's going on in here?
- [Vanessa] It's just us.
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- I know what's going on in here.
- You do?
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Of course I do. You didn't think
I wouldn't find out, did you?
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- It was Vanessa's idea.
- Stool pigeon.
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No, no. Come on.
I'm not mad at ya.
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But I'm gonna tell you. You ain't gonna
find no presents up in here.
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So, y'�ll might as well
get on and get.
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Well, you caught us. Guess we can't
put one over on Bernie Mac.
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G-Guess you're right.
Yeah. Hmm.
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Y'�ll get on...
get on outta here.
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Aww, look at that.
I mean, look at those kids.
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They weren't trying to find presents.
They was trying to find out my shirt size...
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to buy me a present.
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Probably been saving
their pennies for months.
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They are some good kids.
Even that evil one is being an angel.
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See, America? My hard-ass, old-school
parenting ways are starting to pay off.
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It's a wonderful life.
It's beautiful.
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- [Wanda] Bernie?
- Coming.
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I have to go. Here I come.
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Which one of you all did this?
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Look at me.
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Why, you li...
Let me tell you something.
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I want you to clean this mess up.
I want you to clean it up right now.
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Th... Look out.
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Look at this.
This is my Bruno Magli.
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- Look at this.
- Looks like somebody chewed it.
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Which one of you all did this?
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Baby girl, you did this?
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What possessed you to chew a shoe?
An Italian leather shoe?
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- [Wanda Cries Out]
- What's wrong, baby?
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Oh, my Lord. That's vile.
That's disgusting. Filthy!
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- I did that.
- Son, you did that?
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Jordan, what's wrong with you?
Son, we got four bathrooms in the house.
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You could've went outside or something.
Why didn't you get a box?
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- Boy, you ain't...
- [Whimpering]
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Buddy, no! You're supposed to
wait in the closet.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
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Uh-uh.
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Now, come on, now. You see these kids.
They're sneaky. Deceitful!
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I don't wanna have to kill one of'em.
I'm telling you. It's Christmas.
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You send me some help, Lord.
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Send me an angel. An elf.
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Send me one of them lucky midgets
with a pot of gold. I'm desperate.
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Somebody gonna get physically hurt.
Gonna be a discrepancy.
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- [Kids] No, Uncle Bernie. Please!
- I hope you all got a receipt.
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- This dog is going back.
- [Growling]
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- Shut up before I drop
your ass off at Koreatown.
- [Whimpers]
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Now hold on, America. Don't start
writing no letters. I'm just kidding.
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- But am I lying?
- Please, Uncle Bernie, let us keep him. Please!
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- Please, Uncle Bernie?
- We'll take care of him. I promise.
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Uh-uh. No way. This dog is going back
to the doggone pound. Right now.
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Wh... [Grunting]
I ain't gotta work out, do I?
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Now what am I gonna do
with those kids?
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They gave me
the perfect gift idea.
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See, I can always punish them
for being deceitful...
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but how often can I give them
the perfect Christmas gift?
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I'm gonna take him to the vet,
get him all cleaned up.
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They gonna be
so thrilled with this dog.
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I can hear 'em, " Please, Uncle Bernie?
We'll take care of him.
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Pretty please?" No.
Good boy.
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Come on. Get up there.
Get up there. Good boy.
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- Bernie Mac, that is so sneaky.
- I know. Isn't it great?
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[Laughing] Listen, go in there
and keep 'em busy.
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I'm gonna drive around the block a couple
of times and then put the dog in the pool shed.
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- Okay.
- Go ahead. Go ahead.
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Dog, you gonna make this
the best Christmas ever.
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- I hate Uncle Bernie.
- He took Buddy away.
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You know what?
He ruined our Christmas, I say we ruin his.
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You guys with me?
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- That's looking good. I'm gonna get some tape.
- [Door Closes]
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- Wanda.
- Hmm? [Gasps]
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- We got a terrible tragedy.
- Bernie, you're getting my floor wet.
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No. Somebody sabotaged
the nativity scene.
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The wise men are floating on top of the pool.
BabyJesus is at the bottom of theJacuzzi.
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Who could do such an evil,
diabolical thing like that?
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Oh, and I know how hard
you worked on this thing.
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Baby, I had the wise men set up
just right. They was lo and beholdin'.
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Come here, baby.
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[Snickering]
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Yeah, I heard that. That was
a guilty cackle. I bet that boy did it.
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Probably still mad at me.
But that's all right.
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He gonna feel real terrible
when he see that dog.
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I oughta throw him in the doggoneJacuzzi.
Let him see how BabyJesus feels.
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Yeah, wheezing. [High-pitched Voice]
Wheezing. Yeah, we'll see.
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?? [R& B Christmas]
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Fine. That's how they want it?
I won't give 'em the damn dog.
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Maybe I'll just give it
to baby girl. She been good.
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Or has she?
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Whatcha doing?
Oh, that looks beautiful.
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What's this thing here with this halo?
What's that? Let me see.
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- Buddy.
- That's Buddy, huh? I can see that.
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What's this big, black, red-eyed devil,
unspiritual looking thing here?
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Who's this?
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She's in cahoots.
Even baby girl turned against me.
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Okay. All right. Fine.
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Now they've driven me
to the end of my leash.
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I know one dog that's not gonna be home
for the holidays. That dog goin' back!
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[Water Running]
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- You guys, look! Look!
- What are you screaming about?
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A leash!
He got us a dog.
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- He got us Buddy!
- Buddy!
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Yeah!
He got us Buddy!
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Hey, you guys, he tricked us.
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You know, he's smarter
than I thought.
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We're gonna have to start
being nice to him. You guys with me?
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?? [Christmas]
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Thank you for
my pink boom box, Uncle Bernie.
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- I really love it.
- Well, that's actually from your Aunt Wanda, baby.
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I know, but I just wanted to
thank you anyway.
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Yeah, thank you for
my raptor, Aunt Wanda.
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- I love you, but I love Uncle Bernie even more.
- I love you too.
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I thought you kids
were mad at me.
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Well, we were mad at you
because you took Buddy away.
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But, then we realized
we love you more.
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- That's real nice of you kids. It really is.
- So, is that it?
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Macs' tradition is to normally open up
one gift on Christmas Eve.
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Baby girl, I guess that's it.
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- Where's Buddy?
- What do you mean, baby?
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Uncle Bernie, we found
the dog stuff, so we know.
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Yeah, so quit playing.
Where's Buddy?
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Yeah, Bernie, where's Buddy?
Stop torturing the kids.
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That dog goin' back!
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That dog goin' back!
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- Back, back, back.
- [All Crying]
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What kind of a man gives a child's dog
away twice? Twice! Oh, Bernie.
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Oh, okay. Relax.
Don't worry. I'm not a scrooge.
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I went right out
and got the dog back. See?
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I didn't lie.
Bernie Mac is not a monster.
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He's just tragically misunderstood.
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I gotta drink all of this
tonight or else it'll go bad.
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What? I ain't driving.
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I hope them kids is satisfied.
I really do. You want some?
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You walkin',
you don't need none.
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[Snoring, Whimpering]
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- Jordan, shut up.
- It's not me. It's Buddy.
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- Shut up, Buddy.
- [Grunting]
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Buddy said he wants to sleep in
his doggie bed in the kitchen.
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- Who's stopping him?
- Come on, Buddy.
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Come on! Come on! Why do you
have to have such a bad attitude?
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Fine. Don't go.
Stupid dog.
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- Come on, Buddy. Let's play.
- [Barking]
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[Growling]
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My shirt! Let go!
Let go!
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- Bad dog! Go! Get!
- [Whimpers]
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- [Snickering]
- Wait. This is your shirt.
222
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,026
What? Aw, man. Aw!
223
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My collage!
224
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:44,499
Vanessa, um,
can I ask you a question?
225
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,572
Do you still like Buddy?
226
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:55,436
- [Crying] Buddy.
- Shh. We'll find him. Don't worry.
227
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:04,087
Baby girl, I've been up and down
the whole block.
228
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,920
I haven't found him yet, but first thing
in the morning. I promise.
229
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,657
But he can't be gone.
He's an angel.
230
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:17,065
He told me when he left
I wouldn't remember him.
231
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,763
But I remember him,
so he can't be gone.
232
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,576
Can we talk for a second?
233
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:33,747
- I'll be right back, okay?
- Don't cry. Come on. It's okay.
234
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,421
- It's okay.
- So we were walking him, right?
235
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:42,324
- But he didn't want to be on the leash, right?
- Yeah, he didn't wanna be.
236
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:46,228
So, we took it off, right?
And he ran.
237
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,858
- Yeah, he ran fast.
- We tried to call him.
238
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:53,597
- "Buddy!"
- But he didn't come.
239
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,798
Y'�ll ditched that dog, didn't you?
240
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,468
- It was her idea.
- Stool pigeon.
241
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,513
- Look, you gotta help us get Buddy back.
- Me? What?
242
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,775
- You're the one who gave him to us.
- Yeah.
243
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,681
Why y'�ll...
244
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:11,187
I should let them suffer
with their own conscience.
245
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,623
But then that wouldn't
be fair to baby girl.
246
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,354
- [Dogs Barking]
- [Bernie] Thank you.
247
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,626
You're in luck.
He's right there.
248
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:24,065
- [Together] Hey, that's our dog. Wait!
- Wait.
249
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:28,299
Sorry, kids. This is my dog.
I just adopted him.
250
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,875
Sir, I think there's been
a big misunderstanding.
251
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,807
That's our dog.
I got it for the kids for Christmas.
252
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:37,371
Look, brother, I'd like to help you out,
but my boy and girl are coming.
253
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,111
They live back East with their mom
and you know how that is.
254
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,517
I wanna have a special gift
waiting for 'em when they get here.
255
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:48,356
We got special gifts.
I'll trade you a pink boom box.
256
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,156
And a remote control
dinosaur. It's a raptor.
257
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,821
[Panting]
258
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,732
Merry Christmas, kids.
259
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,403
- Merry Christmas, brother.
- Thank you, brother. Merry Christmas.
260
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,116
Buddy!
261
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,826
Now those two kids
just showed me something.
262
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:26,728
It was the first unselfish
thing lever saw them do.
263
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,300
Maybe there's hope for them yet.
264
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,495
- Maybe.
- [Vanessa] Can we talk to you?
265
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,232
Do you all have to?
266
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,808
We just wanted to
give you a real gift.
267
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,901
And to say thank you
for everything you've done.
268
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,407
- This ain't no trick is it?
- Just open the gift.
269
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,487
- You smell something burning?
- No.
270
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:55,153
Oh, Wanda.
Wanda.
271
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:59,219
- This is beautiful.
- We replaced the one that Buddy ripped up.
272
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,300
- This one's shinier.
- How about that, boy.
273
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,859
For the first time since they've been here,
those kids show gratitude.
274
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:11,273
But I don't expect it to last. But it was
the greatest Christmas gift I ever had.
275
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,435
And all because of that
little bitty old dog.
276
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,809
Kids, this is some kind of special.
Thank you.
277
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:19,247
- It was my idea.
- No, it wasn't.
278
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,648
- It was.
- It was not.
279
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,653
- It was.
- Hey, man. You don't argue with your sister, man.
280
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,553
You're the man of the house.
Merry Christmas, baby.
281
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,422
What do you mean
your job is done?
282
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,091
- Will I ever see you again?
- [Whimpers]
283
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:41,605
Okay, Buddy, I understand.
I'll always remember you.
284
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,474
- [Buddy Whimpers]
- I love you too.
285
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,848
You know something?
Maybe Bryana was right.
286
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,428
Maybe Buddy is
a Christmas angel.
287
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:08,488
You know why I think so?
Because...
288
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,568
Because...
289
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:16,502
See-See, the thing is...
290
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,076
What was I saying, America?
291
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,645
I completely blanked out
for a minute.
292
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,715
Something about my buddies.
293
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,509
This is some good eggnog.
294
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,489
Merry Christmas.
295
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,864
- [Glass Breaking]
- That was no accident.
296
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,368
That girl is going back
to the projects. I'm te...
297
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,337
Calm down, Bernie.
Calm down.
298
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,136
Maybe I'm making too much of it.
Yeah, maybe I am.
299
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,370
You know, they just need to
vent a little anger, okay?
300
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,072
I'm sure they'll be ready
to be little angels again.
301
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,308
Just relax, Bernie.
302
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:04,053
This wasn't no accident.
Relax.
303
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,056
I'm relaxing.
304
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:08,953
She did this...
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