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progammed half, DB‐8,
and I've assembled some
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of the greatest minds
in geekery to settle
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critical disputes to
massage the bad thoughts
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out of our nerdy brains.
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Tonight, we've got star
and executive producer
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of Call Me Kat; Mayim Bialik.
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Legend of Korra's Janet
Varney, writer on Netflix's
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Girls on the Bus;
Dani Fernandez,
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and Archer's Amber Nash.
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Ladies, gentlemen,
welcome to the only place
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in the universe where the
statement, "Debate me" is fun!
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This is Syfy Wire's
The Great Debate!
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(applause)
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Welcome to The Great Debate.
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Call me the Energizer Bunny
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because I'm your ever
ready MC; Baron Vaughn.
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Thank you for joining us.
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With me to crunch the numbers
and determine the winners
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is our ship's computer and my
digital life partner; DB‐8.
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(applause)
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‐ Baron and I will choose
our winner based on whoever
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gets Baron to pay me
back for spilling coffee
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on my control pad.
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I still smell like
pumpkin spiced latte.
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‐ [Baron] Okay, that
was very grande of you.
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(laughing)
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She was just trying
to vent‐i, okay.
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Well, we've got some new
friends here tonight.
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Let's hear it for our
panelists right now.
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(applause)
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And now we can begin.
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This round is called
Aces of Debate.
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I'll offer the argument
topic, and all four of you
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will have a chance to state
your case and hash it out.
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‐ Oh, oh, oh.
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‐ Oh boy!
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‐ [Baron] Our topic is
Bench Please: Best Bench
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Player in Genre.
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All right, so in the NBA,
there's something called
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the Sixth Man of the Year.
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It's for the best player
who comes off the bench.
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So I'm wondering, in the
geek world, who is the most
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valuable player who isn't
in the starting line up?
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Let the debate begin.
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Let's start with
you, Janet Varney.
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Who is your bench player?
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‐ I'm gonna stand behind Nebula
in The Avengers universe.
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I think we all know she
made a tremendous sacrifice.
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In an alternate timeline,
yes, but we're gonna skip
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over that part.
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To save half of
humanity, that's huge.
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Everyone loves when an evil
character helps the good side.
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I think that's very
redeeming and exciting.
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‐ Nothing nebulous about Nebula.
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Take it away Amber.
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‐ I'm gonna go with Brienne
of Tarth from Game of Thrones.
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She defeated the Hound
in a duel, and the Hound
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is a very scary looking man.
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She defeated a bear.
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I mean, who fights a bear?
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She became the first
female knight, so she broke
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the dragon glass ceiling.
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Okay, and most importantly,
I can't state this enough.
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I watched every single
episode of Game of Thrones,
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and I only knew two
characters names.
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(laughing)
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Jon Snow and Brienne of Tarth,
so that's it, right there.
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‐ Okay.
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That is an argument as
fine as Dornish wine.
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I would like to
hear from you, Dani.
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‐ Oh, I gotta go with
my girl Harley Quinn.
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As a fellow woman who has
been called crazy, I'm glad
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she's taking our word back.
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(laughing)
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‐ Are you still on the bench
if you have your own movie?
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‐ Oh!
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‐ Good point.
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‐ I mean, tell that to America.
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(laughing)
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‐ How dare you use
America against me, Dani?
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‐ [Baron] Thank you for all
of that and bringing it home.
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Your turn, Mayim.
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‐ I'm gonna go with Eowyn
from Lord of the Rings.
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‐ [Baron] There's some
Eowyn fans over there.
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‐ [Mayim] This is her
after being friendzoned.
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She follows the man
who friendzoned her.
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She follows him into
battle, she has, arguably,
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the best line from the entire
trilogy, "I am no man."
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Because she's a woman.
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She's feminine and
graceful, but also fierce.
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She beheads a dragon.
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Talk about the dragon glass
ceiling, she's already on it.
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‐ Yeah, yeah.
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(laughing)
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‐ And her name has the
word 'win' in it; Eowyn.
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Spelled with a Y like she's hip.
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(laughing)
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‐ [Dani] I know that
Nebula survived Thanos
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and Brienne survived the
ending of Game of Thrones,
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but Harley survived
co‐starring with Jared Leto.
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(laughing)
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‐ That's a big deal.
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‐ [Baron] Whoo!
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The really great
opening arguments.
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DB‐8, who is your favorite?
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‐ [DB‐8] Well, I really like
that argument for Nebula,
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especially when you think
about it, she's like
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her own hotspot, and
who doesn't want that?
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(applause)
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‐ [Baron] Fun fact, DB‐8
is also her own hotspot.
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But I think I follow
this argument all the way
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to the Gates of Mordor,
so I'm gonna have
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to go with Mayim and
Eowyn in this one.
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‐ Oh, are you?
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‐ [Baron] Yes, indeed.
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(applause)
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Okay, great work, y'all.
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Deebs, is it about that time?
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‐ Sure is.
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We'll be back faster than
Avengers: Age of Ultron's
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Quicksilver racing X‐Men's
Days of Future Past Quicksilver
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for a chance to be relevant
to either of their franchises.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ That's a mouthful.
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‐ [Baron] After this
commercial break, our panel
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is going head to head.
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This is The Great Debate.
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(applause)
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Welcome back to
The Great Debate.
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I'm here with Mayim Bialik,
Amber Nash, Janet Varney
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and Dani Fernandez.
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‐ [Audience Member] Whoo!
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‐ Yes indeed, applaud.
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(applause)
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Thank you.
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This is head to head.
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Two players will take opposing
sides of a single topic.
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First up, Dani will
face off against Janet.
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We're talking the pros and
cons of capes in this round
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called Cloak and Drag Her!
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(laughing)
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Capes look super cool
while being functional,
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but if you were out fighting
crime, would it be worth
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risking getting caught
in a revolving door,
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or is an instantly
Instagrammable appearance worth
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the inconvenience?
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Dani, your thoughts.
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‐ [Dani] Oh, well,
capes are fabulous.
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I mean, let's get real here.
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I have a cape right here.
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(laughing)
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This is not how
you put on a cape.
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‐ More of a shawl,
more of a shawl.
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‐ It's more of a shawl.
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This nation has been founded,
the pillars are people
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that wore capes.
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Royalty, pimps and
vampires, okay?
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Would you rather die a
hero, or would you rather
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die fabulous?
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‐ [Baron] Okay, yeah,
Janet, what do you think?
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‐ I want to say, Dani, you
did an extraordinary job
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of defending something
indefensible, so
outstanding work.
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I think The Incredibles
kind of took care
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of my business for me.
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They have a really great
sequence in their film.
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I'm acting like they're real
people who exist in the world
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and not cartoon characters.
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They talk about how dangerous,
and Baron, you mentioned
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how dangerous the cape is,
or, as I like to call them,
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neck blankets.
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Think about some of our
heroes, of our everyday,
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wearing a cape.
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Like a firefighter.
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Dashing into the flaming
building as his cloak
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catches fire.
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‐ Even sexier.
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‐ The paramedic, like, "I
tried to administer CPR,
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but he choked on my cape."
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I feel like if you can't
apply it to our superheroes
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in real life, you probably
shouldn't apply it
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to superheroes.
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‐ [Baron] Oh,
interesting, interesting.
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(applause)
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‐ [Mayim] I own a tee shirt
that has a cape attached to it,
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so I'm a cape person.
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However, your arguments
were amazing, and I think
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I'm not a cape person anymore.
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‐ Oh, no!
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It's dangerous!
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‐ Just because I really
respect the crusade that
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she went on, I'm gonna have
to go with Janet Varney
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on this one.
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(applause)
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Okay, Mayim and
Amber, you are now up.
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Which fictional teenager would
make the best lab partner?
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This is Bunsen Buddies.
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Mayim, who is your lab pal?
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‐ Peter Parker.
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Because ...
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‐ AKA Spiderman.
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‐ [Mayim] Peter Parker is
an actual science nerd.
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We see him already immersed
in the world of labs,
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bunsen burners, things
like that, and also again,
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just playing off the
fact that he's actually
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a character known
for his book smarts.
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ He belongs with me in a lab.
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‐ [Amber] Hard to beat.
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‐ Okay, all right.
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‐ Hard to beat.
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‐ I know that you say
it's hard to beat, Amber,
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but which kiddo
would you pick‐o?
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‐ [Amber] Well, my kid is
also known for being smart.
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It's Hermione Granger
from Harry Potter.
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(applause)
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I mean, she would take
extensive notes, she follows
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the rules, she for sure read
the textbook over summer break.
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Peter Parker doesn't have
time to do that kind of stuff.
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‐ Sorry, he's busy
saving the world.
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‐ [Amber] Right?
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But then, if everything goes
to shit because you're bad
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at science, you
can just use magic.
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(laughing)
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‐ Seriously, right now?
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Seriously?
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‐ Yeah!
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And, okay, okay, and finally,
Hermione has really great hair
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that I bet smells good.
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‐ Seriously, right now?
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(laughing)
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Seriously?
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‐ [Baron] I do, I wanna
hear from Dani and Janet
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on this too.
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‐ Me too.
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‐ Peer review what you've heard.
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‐ Good smelling hair,
or good scientist?
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‐ I mean, I lean more
into the Spideyverse.
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I think it would be fun to
have Bruce Banner around.
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‐ It seems dangerous, honestly.
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He's dangerous!
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‐ [Mayim] He's also
not a teenager!
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‐ I would go with
teenaged Bruce Banner.
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(laughing)
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‐ Anything to add, Dani?
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‐ [Dani] You know, the Harry
Potter world, it should
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be called Hermione.
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She has saved them
so many times.
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ [Baron] Okay, for
sticking to the science,
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I have to go with Mayim
on this one, everybody.
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(applause)
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(laughing)
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‐ Okay, Janet and Dani,
you are now on deck.
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We all know teamwork makes
the dream work, especially
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when it comes time to battle.
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Which superpowered team would
you want getting your back?
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This round is called
Squad Assembly Required.
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Janet, who is your team?
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‐ I would feel disloyal if
I didn't say maybe the gang
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from The Legend of Korra.
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It's a wonderful team of people.
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Obviously, all these
people are big fans.
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(laughing)
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That's some of
the gang up there.
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They can bend fire, water,
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earth, air,
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lava, blood,
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all kinds of stuff, and
they also have these amazing
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animals that are
combinations of animals.
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So you've got polar
bear dogs, fire ferrets.
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If you know this universe,
you agree with me.
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‐ Fire ferrets?
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‐ Oh yeah, they look
like red pandas, kind of.
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‐ [Amber] That's awesome.
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‐ [Baron] Yes, yes.
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‐ But that's an
extraordinary group of vastly
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diverse people, and that's
who I'd want fighting with me.
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‐ Okay Dani, which
team would you go with?
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‐ I have to go with the Z
Fighters from Dragonball Z.
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Does anyone on Legend of
Korra have their own Macy's
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Thanksgiving Day balloon?
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Goku does.
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(laughing)
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Goku is super saiyan,
an icon, a bad dad.
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These are reasons
why we love him.
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Has Legend of Korra given
us any quotable lines?
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Dragonball Z has given
us, "It's over 9000",
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and, "This isn't
even my final form!".
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‐ I say that all the time.
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‐ Yes!
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‐ I do say that all
the time, all the time.
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‐ That's from us.
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‐ All the toime.
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Is that how, the toime?
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‐ Legend of Korra
isn't even memed.
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This is the most memed show
on Black Twitter, I swear.
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(laughing)
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‐ [Baron] Maybe.
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‐ Piccolo is a black icon.
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‐ [Mayim] Well, I have to say
that that is my children's
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favorite show, for all
of the reasons you said.
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‐ [Amber] Goku makes me
think about that yoghurt
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that you can just squeeze
into your mouth and not
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have to use a spoon.
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‐ Oh, Go‐Gurt.
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‐ [Amber] It's like,
just get a Goku.
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(applause)
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00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,365
‐ Okay, I'm gonna have
to Goku my own way
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and go with Dani
Fernandez on this one.
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(applause)
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Deebs, I think it is
time for some messages.
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‐ [DB‐8] Ooh, prepping full
screen display of Baron's
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outgoing text messages
in three, two‐
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‐ No, no, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, no, no, no, no,
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not those messages.
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This is The Great
Debate, and we'll be back
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after these messages.
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(applause)
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We
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Our four panelists are
gonna get on their feet
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for some action debates.
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Dani and Amber are in
our next round, called;
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It's Not Easy Being
Greenscreened.
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We're going to throw the
two of you into a couple
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of fictional worlds through
the magic of green screen.
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00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:24,077
This round's winner is whoever
is the most convincing.
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00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,779
At every high school graduation,
someone gives a speech
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congratulating the student body.
329
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:32,218
But some kids have more to
deal with than math problems.
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It's time for graduation
speeches, Dani.
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00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,457
Into the green screen
area, if you please.
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(applause)
333
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,595
Xavier Academy is an institute
full of super powered
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students who spend their
days learning social studies
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00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,567
and sentinel evasion strategies.
336
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,604
Dani, whenever you're ready,
please give these mini mutants
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the send off they deserve.
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00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,111
‐ Graduating class for
Xavier's School for the Gifted,
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you did it.
340
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,483
Thanks to your hard work,
we have made seven movies,
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three of which were good.
342
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,353
I know it hasn't been easy.
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Your bodies are
constantly changing.
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00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,425
I know when y'all try to
make out, you end up freezing
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the other person to death,
but on the plus side,
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no one got pregnant,
right, Jean?
347
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:24,337
You all have survived so
much, and I can't wait
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for you to get out there
and join the real world,
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00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,376
where you will no doubt be
treated like a person of
color.
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(laughing)
351
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,247
Excelsior bitch, thank you.
352
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,081
(applause)
353
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,716
‐ Wow.
354
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,185
‐ Welcome Dani Fernandez back,
Dani, thank you very much.
355
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,454
(applause)
356
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,789
Next up is Amber.
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Will you please head on
through those bay doors?
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‐ Yes.
359
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,028
(applause)
360
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,763
‐ [Baron] Amber Nash is
gonna be talking to the kids
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from a high school
that's in the Nightmare
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00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,401
on the Elm Street
series; Springwood High.
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00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,071
They dodge balls by day
and Freddy at night.
364
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,005
(applause)
365
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,108
Take it away, Amber Nash!
366
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,211
‐ Wow guys, you made
it to graduation.
367
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:08,147
Thanks for all being
here, so there's ...
368
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,183
There's only five of you left.
369
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,819
I'm sorry all your friends
are dead, but you know,
370
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,454
you wouldn't have hung out
with them after high school
371
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,422
anyway, so it's
probably for the best.
372
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,425
Really, the most important
thing is to always follow
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00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,360
your dreams.
374
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,795
Oh, no, wait, no, don't do that.
375
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,764
(laughing)
376
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,300
Well, I assume you're all
so tired because you've been
377
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,035
up late studying for finals.
378
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,005
Now, come up and
get your diploma.
379
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,511
(laughing)
380
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,413
(applause)
381
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,247
‐ Wow.
382
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,482
‐ Amber Nash, everybody.
383
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,951
‐ Did you guys see
how scared I looked?
384
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,954
‐ [Janet] Amber, that
finish was so strong.
385
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,356
It was like the end
of an '80s movie.
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00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,959
You froze in fear, and
then the credits started
387
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,160
to come up.
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00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,795
‐ Those are called acting chops.
389
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,330
‐ [Baron] Yeah.
390
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,532
Because I know and I feel
that she is very gifted,
391
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,701
I'm going with Dani Fernandez
on this one, everybody.
392
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,036
(applause)
393
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,507
There are certain truths.
394
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,610
One plus one equals two,
the sky is blue, laser
395
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,345
blasters go pew‐pew‐pew‐pew‐pew.
396
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,714
‐ Just pew‐pew, pew‐pew.
397
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,048
‐ Depends on the laser blaster.
398
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,383
‐ Pew‐pew‐pew‐pew‐pew‐pew‐pew.
399
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,217
‐ Pew‐pew.
400
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,652
‐ [Baron] Okay.
401
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:20,887
When it comes to movies, taste,
of course, is subjective.
402
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,256
Mayim and Janet
will defend movies
403
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,825
from their harshest critics
in this segment called
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00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,727
Dissenting Opinions.
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00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,597
Mayim, will you head on over
to our lovely podium over here?
406
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,269
There is a lot wrong with
the Man of Steel as a film,
407
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:40,807
but let's let Mayim remind us
what makes this movie great.
408
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,275
If you please.
409
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:47,313
‐ I think that this Superman
is the closest thing
410
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,115
to the Superman of my childhood,
411
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,117
which was Christopher Reeve.
412
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,387
That feeling you get, especially
when you're a young person
413
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:58,591
and you're in love with
Superman, this felt the closest.
414
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,326
Is this movie terrible?
415
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,194
Yes.
416
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,095
(laughing)
417
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,330
‐ Oh, please do tell us.
418
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,166
‐ The movie begins with
Jar‐El riding a dragon,
419
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,304
which is awesome, and then
the villains, lest you forget,
420
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,273
are encased in what
look like giant penises
421
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,442
before being shot into space.
422
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,477
(laughing)
423
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,411
‐ How?
424
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:19,946
‐ Wow.
425
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,880
‐ [Mayim] That's just the
first ten minutes, ladies.
426
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,081
(laughing)
427
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,783
‐ [Baron] You may take a seat.
428
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,651
(applause)
429
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,020
That was really super, man.
430
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,456
Janet, will you head
over to this podium?
431
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,828
‐ I have decided to defend
432
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:39,699
the Halle Berry
vehicle; Catwoman.
433
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,734
(audience laughs and groans)
434
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,202
All right, a lot of people
haven't seen this movie,
435
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,937
so they don't know that
it's just a long commercial
436
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:45,872
for Friskies.
437
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,406
That's what's weird about it.
438
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,675
No, actually, and this is
true, she gets her powers
439
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,277
from kissing a magical cat.
440
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,847
That's not a joke, that is
how she becomes a super hero.
441
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,183
Okay, enjoy that.
442
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,651
(laughing)
443
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,587
I just want to say quickly,
what's holding what up?
444
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,524
Like, is the belt
holding the bra?
445
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,992
I don't know.
446
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,727
Yeah, we laugh, but she looks
amazing in that cat suit,
447
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,928
so good job on that.
448
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,230
Now, fantastic
cast in the movie,
449
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,300
especially the people out
of focus, who don't speak.
450
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,570
(laughing)
451
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,806
Does that look
familiar to anybody?
452
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,741
(applause)
453
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,142
Oh my god.
454
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,810
So, that's Catwoman.
455
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,646
‐ [Baron] Really fantastic,
yes, thank you very much.
456
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,615
(applause)
457
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,317
Well, both fighters obviously
battled for their movie.
458
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,818
DB‐8, do you have any thoughts?
459
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,921
‐ I don't get human's
fascinations with cats,
460
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,223
like the pointy ears
and the big eyes
461
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,558
and the squishy widdle face ...
462
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,026
Okay, I get it.
463
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,194
‐ [Baron] Okay, all right,
well, because I think
464
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,330
she must still be getting
residuals for this,
465
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:47,633
I'm going to go with Janet
Varney, with Catwoman.
466
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,467
‐ Ah!
467
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,070
Wow!
468
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,240
‐ All right, next up, four
women enter, one woman leaves
469
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,275
as we get ready for the
ultimate championship.
470
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,244
We'll be right back after
this commercial break.
471
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,446
(applause)
472
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,819
And we're back.
473
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,056
All of tonight's guests
were great debaters,
474
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,358
but only two will square
off in the final round.
475
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,728
Deebs, please tell us who
our final debaters are.
476
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,830
‐ Our final debaters
are Mayim and Dani.
477
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:18,864
‐ [Baron] Oh.
478
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,167
(applause)
479
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,540
Gandalf and Dumbledore
have a lot in common;
480
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,675
both hang out with
child sized people,
481
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,079
both have amazing beards,
and neither has ever known
482
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,313
the touch of a woman.
483
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,315
(laughing)
484
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:40,786
But which will win this
war of the wizards?
485
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,355
Dani is first.
486
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,790
Let the final debattle begin.
487
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,126
(applause)
488
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,596
‐ Dumbledore is the best
wizard because he has an army
489
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:55,301
named after him, he fights
evil and teaches teenagers.
490
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,103
Like, gross.
491
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,107
He has a pet phoenix,
he is an animal rescuer,
492
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,341
and maybe a vegan.
493
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,809
I can't prove it,
but it's out there.
494
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:08,681
He stood up to the evilest
organization; the muggle PTA,
495
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,285
he has the greatest superpower
of all; summer's off.
496
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,490
Young Dumbledore is
a hunky Jude Law.
497
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,226
In conclusion; thank you.
498
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,527
(applause)
499
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,129
(laughing)
500
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,964
‐ Mayim, take it away.
501
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,367
‐ This is going to be a very
emotional plea for Gandalf
502
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,303
because this is one of
my favorite characters.
503
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,774
With Gandalf, you get two
wizards for the price of one.
504
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:40,446
Because he is Gandalf the
Gray and Gandalf the White.
505
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,182
He doesn't die, he
reboots and comes back
506
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:47,453
in a blinding light, he beat
the snot out of a Balrog.
507
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,191
It's a big deal, if you
want to go back, okay.
508
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,528
He has a cool pipe, and
all of the halfling leaf
509
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:56,829
that he can smoke.
510
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,364
(laughing)
511
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:02,001
He can blow smoke rings in
the shape of pirate ships,
512
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,670
he's a transgenerational wizard.
513
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,206
I'm not done.
514
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:11,544
He's always the tallest one
in the room, I love him.
515
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,479
(laughing)
516
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,148
And also, this isn't
really a fair fight because
517
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,084
when two old white guys
fight, no one wins.
518
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,885
See the upcoming election!
519
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,554
Okay, whoa.
520
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,488
(applause)
521
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,557
‐ And he has a great flat iron.
522
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,525
(laughing)
523
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,028
‐ He's rocking the center
part, rocking the center part.
524
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,130
‐ Dani, have any
rebuttals to offer?
525
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,133
‐ [Dani] Yeah, I mean,
Gandalf gives the hard work
526
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,103
to the tiniest and
most vulnerable race.
527
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,338
‐ [Mayim] Dumbledore gets
children to fight his battle.
528
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,639
No better.
529
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,875
‐ Why not use the flying
eagles to get to Mordor?
530
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,577
I mean, we've asked
this multiple times.
531
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,078
‐ They come when they're needed.
532
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,980
(laughing)
533
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,750
‐ Even if I didn't already
agree, I am so worried
534
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:54,787
about Mayim's wellbeing,
emotionally, if she doesn't win.
535
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,288
(laughing)
536
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,258
I think we need to look out
for her health right now
537
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,527
and make sure she wins this.
538
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,195
‐ [Baron] Okay.
539
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:06,766
Well, because he smokes
the competition, I'm gonna
540
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,769
have to go with Gandalf,
and Mayim Bialik on the win
541
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:11,904
for this debate!
542
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,572
(applause)
543
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,542
Mayim Bialik, you are the
winner of the great debate.
544
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:19,578
Whoo!
545
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,180
This has been The Great Debate.
546
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,016
Don't forget there are full
versions of our debates
547
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,618
and extra topics online.
548
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,119
That's all for the show.
549
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,654
Thank you to our panel for
tackling the burningest
550
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:32,424
questions of the galaxy,
and thank you for watching.
551
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,392
Good night.
552
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:34,693
(applause)
553
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,563
(uplifting music)
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