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Come on, Emily. Time to go.
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Oh, my God. It's 7:05!
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How is it so early and
we're already so late?
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Phone. Where's my phone?
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- Where's my phone?
- Babe, I'm sorry.
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I can't pretend to care where
your phone is right now.
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- Hon, call it, please.
- Okay.
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Hey, where's my phone?
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Jo? Jo, where's my phone?
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- Really, babe?
- I need it!
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I need... Mom, Mom. [WHISTLES]
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Could you call my phone, please?
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- Yeah. It's ringing.
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]
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Shut up! Everyone shut up!
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Oop. Got it.
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- Call mine.
- Yeah.
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Wa-ah! Ooh!
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Good morning.
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Mom, could you at least help us
get Emily's shoes on, please?
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Yeah, I-I-I would love to, but...
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[RETCHES, SPITS]
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I'm very busy.
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Busy being disgusting or...?
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No! [LAUGHS]
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No, I'm harvesting my saliva.
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I'm doing it for an Ancestry DNA kit.
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They take three test tubes of spit
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and weave together
the tapestry of your heritage.
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Weave the what?
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Bill, get the lunches, please.
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Emily, put your shoes on.
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- Why?
- Because we have to go to school.
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I don't want to go to school!
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I don't want to do anything
I'm doing, so...
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Fine, if you don't want
to put on your shoes,
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Mommy will just put them on for you.
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[SCREAMS]
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I'm not even touching you.
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[SINGSONG VOICE] Carpool's here!
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It is way too early for that.
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Early? It's 7:09.
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I've already taken 30,000
steps and read the Bible.
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And I fixed your mailbox on the way in.
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I was gonna get to that this weekend.
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Yeah, well, it was on
my "to-do for you list."
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And I know you don't respect breakfast,
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so I brought over some organic granola.
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Thank you.
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Sometimes you're a nice brother.
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It's for Sandy.
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Thank you, Chuy.
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I'm sure I'll enjoy it
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as soon as I replenish my saliva.
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Mm.
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Chuy, you are an inspiration.
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Honestly, I don't know why these two
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can't get out the door in the morning.
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Well, behind every man is a
great woman just doing it all.
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You know, my wife, Brie.
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Hey, Bill?
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It's too bad Jo can't do it all.
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Right, Bill?
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I'm gonna go get my bag.
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Oh, Bill, Bill, can you get
the check for the day care?
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Wait, what did you just say?
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The check for the...
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Day care?
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My beautiful goddaughter's in day care?
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- [SPITS]
- Exactly!
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This child is a genius.
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She needs to be in preschool.
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Well, good reason she's not.
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We forgot to apply.
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[SCOFFS]
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You forgot?
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Well, you know how it
is with your second kid...
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Sort of forget you have them?
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Alright, so, Lulu's just
gonna rot for a year
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with a bunch of dum-dum babies?
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Hey, hey!
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Some of them are toddlers.
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Okay, I will fix this.
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I'll put in a word with
Rainbow Beginnings.
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It's where my kids went,
and they're perfect.
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These kids aren't.
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Yeah, thanks, Chuy,
but we can take care of our own kids.
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Let's go. Bill, get the stroller.
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Okay.
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[CHUY LAUGHS]
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[KEYS CLATTER]
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Oh, my God.
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It's 7:05.
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How is it so early and feels so late?
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So, is there just always traffic now?
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Is that it?
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Let's homeschool the kids.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Because of traffic?
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Maybe.
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- What's for dinner?
- [SIGHS]
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Why does there have to
be dinner every night?
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Do you think there's
any chance in the world
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your mom made dinner for us?
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I just had the most wonderful dinner.
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I'm so glad I took that
cooking-for-one class.
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Oh, yum!
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We can't keep going
across town every day
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for the next three years.
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Maybe you should take
Chuy up on his advice.
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I mean, I looked at the website
for Rainbow Beginnings,
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and it looks like a terrific preschool.
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And it's a block away
from Emily's school.
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It is?
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Anyway, I'm dying to get
my test results back
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from the DNA thing.
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I know we're Irish,
but this is an Italian nose.
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Somebody had an affair.
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As... urgent as that is,
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babe, how did we not know that
Rainbow Beginnings is so close?
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We got to do this.
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I mean, it's one drop-off.
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That's the dream.
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Do we... dare to dream?
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I had penne for dinner.
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Oh, fun fact!
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"Penne" means "penis"!
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Who knew?!
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Sweetheart, with one drop-off,
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I could actually get to work on time.
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You know, they never promote me
'cause I always show up sweaty,
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and, you know... they never
promote the sweaty guy.
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Yes, but Lulu loves it where she is.
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I mean, she's made friends.
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True, true. Pulling her out
right now would be traumatic.
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You're right.
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Eh. We never get to see our friends.
Why should she?
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Let's do it.
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I think you're making
a wonderful decision.
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Well, the fact that you're
on board makes me hate it,
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- but we're still gonna do it.
- We're gonna do it.
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Wow. Ms. Molina, this place is gorgeous.
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The little desks and the little chairs.
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It's like a little school.
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It is. It is a preschool.
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That is, without a doubt,
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the finest sandbox I have ever seen.
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Thank you.
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And, of course,
we take safety very seriously.
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Obviously, this is a nut-free zone.
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Oh, well, that might be a problem
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because Lulu is a bit of a nut.
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[LAUGHS]
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Nuts can kill some of our students.
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Yeah, Jo, come on.
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Excuse me.
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So, I hope... you know
isn't intimidated.
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This is a big step. I know.
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I know. It's all kind
of hitting me, you know?
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She's not a baby anymore, and, uh,
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we're not... not having any more babies.
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- Dear God, no.
- No. That's it.
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It's like... no more babies.
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[VOICE BREAKING] I love babies.
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Ooh. Sorry.
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Well, you're in the system now, Lulu.
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It's over. Good luck.
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Lulu... I know this
place is big and scary,
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but you know what?
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In a few days, you're gonna
make some friends and...
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Bye!
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[SCREAMS]
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That bitch.
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Doesn't she know how emotionally
fragile we are right now?
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[SIGHS]
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So, now what?
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Well, now we walk Emily
next door to her school,
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and we have 45 minutes
until work starts,
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so maybe we have a...
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[GASPS]
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- [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]
- Car party!
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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I have been staring at my phone
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for eight solid minutes
without anyone interrupting.
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Hey, did you know that
we had a new President?
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Reaction... is real mixed.
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I cannot wait to waste
this time every day!
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I'm not gonna do anything responsible.
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Uhp! Score. Half-eaten
baggie of Goldfish.
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Ooh, gimme!
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Ohh!
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- Mm. Here, catch.
- Oh.
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There we go.
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This is our best date ever.
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Oh, God. That's sad.
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No, this is amazing.
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[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
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Oh. It's the preschool.
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Hello?
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Okay.
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- Okay. Shh!
- What's happening?
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Okay, thank you. We will be right in.
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- Thank you.
- What happened?
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Lulu bit Casper.
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So...
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Casper is a child?
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Someone chose to name
their child... Casper?
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Guessing you've heard all
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- the "friendly ghost" jokes...
- I've heard them.
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I mean, they're kids.
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Biting's a thing that happens, right?
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It's not that big a deal.
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Mommy!
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Oh, my God!
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We're also learning about cherries.
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- [GASPS] Oh.
- [SIGHING] Okay.
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[KEYS CLATTER]
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Oh, good. You're home.
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Doesn't this look exactly like me?
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BILL: Ohh.
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Hitting the wine a little
early tonight, huh?
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I'm telling you, we're Italian.
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That explains why I love pasta.
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Definitely explains why I love penne.
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Because I told you last night
that "penne" means...
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- Yeah, yeah, we got it!
- Would you stop talking, please?
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- Penis.
- [THUD]
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How was Lulu's first day?
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Oh, it was amazing.
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- It was really, really great.
- So good!
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We're not gonna tell her
about the biting, right?
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Oh, never. Her or Chuy.
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SANDY: Oh, my God!
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Hopefully, that just means we're
related to Pacino or something.
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I just found this in Lulu's bag.
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It says she's a-a... a biter?
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"Incident report"?
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Well, the school already told us.
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They also have to write her up?
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This thing is eight pages long!
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There's recommended reading?
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How did we end up with homework?
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They never did this kind of
thing at Emily's preschool.
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Yeah, the only time they ever called us
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was when our check bounced.
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The pictures from the security
cameras are very disturbing.
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Lulu looks up at the camera and laughs.
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I think she bit Casper for a thrill.
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Mom, kids bite, okay? It's fine.
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Well, you did have that "rubbing
yourself against blocks"
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incident in the first grade.
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Mom!
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What?
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No, I-I... I was...
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cleaning them on my pants.
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You know, your dad was a biter.
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Not that I didn't enjoy
it from time to time...
259
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,653
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
260
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,924
A biter? A biter?!
261
00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:21,015
How do you know?
262
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,306
I'm on the board.
I get every incident report.
263
00:11:23,331 --> 00:11:24,595
Why?
264
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:27,220
[SIGHS] This needs to be handled.
265
00:11:27,378 --> 00:11:28,642
Okay.
266
00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,891
Okay, uh... Lulu doesn't
have our last name.
267
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,649
She has Bill's last name,
so that's good.
268
00:11:32,674 --> 00:11:35,279
Um, I can call in some favors.
269
00:11:35,304 --> 00:11:37,337
We can steal the footage.
270
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,384
And we need to go on the attack.
271
00:11:39,988 --> 00:11:42,111
We are gonna destroy Casper.
272
00:11:43,111 --> 00:11:45,455
I was thinking exactly the same thing.
273
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,447
Oh, you are as wise
as you are beautiful.
274
00:11:47,472 --> 00:11:49,017
Oh, Chuy.
275
00:11:49,562 --> 00:11:51,869
Can we have a snack?
276
00:11:51,894 --> 00:11:52,894
Okay.
277
00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:55,963
Could you two give us a sec
so we could talk to Lulu?
278
00:11:57,479 --> 00:12:00,142
Or... just stay right there. Whatever.
279
00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:03,140
Hey, Lulu?
280
00:12:03,165 --> 00:12:05,439
Today you did something that was...
281
00:12:05,464 --> 00:12:07,064
not okay.
282
00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:11,595
I don't think that really sunk in.
283
00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,429
Mom, please?
284
00:12:13,454 --> 00:12:17,799
Lulu, you bit Casper,
and that's a no-no.
285
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:21,076
Okay? We don't bite, okay?
286
00:12:21,777 --> 00:12:22,842
Look.
287
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,920
Rrrrnh!
288
00:12:23,945 --> 00:12:25,496
No.
289
00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:27,147
Rrrrnh!
290
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,944
That's a no.
291
00:12:29,528 --> 00:12:30,803
Blapo do.
292
00:12:30,828 --> 00:12:33,576
"Blapo do" means "okay."
293
00:12:33,929 --> 00:12:36,030
Blah-bleep dookey do.
294
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,967
Blah-bleep dookey do.
295
00:12:37,992 --> 00:12:39,748
She's got it.
296
00:12:40,506 --> 00:12:42,791
Bah-bleep do-do-do.
297
00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:43,948
[LAUGHS]
298
00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,655
- What...
- What does that mean?
299
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,546
It's a sick burn.
300
00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:56,276
So, that's handled.
301
00:12:56,301 --> 00:13:00,537
??
302
00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:02,717
Hey, Ms. Molina.
303
00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:04,945
Thank you so much
for the incident report.
304
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,405
We did all the recommended reading.
305
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,912
Supes interesting. [CHUCKLES]
306
00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:11,795
I actually tapped out around 2:00 a.m.,
307
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:15,225
but I get the gist... Biting bad.
308
00:13:15,397 --> 00:13:16,419
Great.
309
00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:18,897
And obviously, Lulu is new.
310
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:20,858
It's normal to have bumps in the road.
311
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,858
Thank you so much for understanding.
312
00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:25,356
Just let us know if there's
anything else you need from us.
313
00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:27,014
- Alright.
- Wait.
314
00:13:27,282 --> 00:13:28,982
Where are you going?
315
00:13:29,178 --> 00:13:30,787
- To work.
- To work.
316
00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:32,378
To stop biting behavior,
317
00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:34,798
you need to catch it in
action and redirect it.
318
00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:36,951
Well, good luck catching it.
319
00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:38,287
And redirecting it.
320
00:13:38,312 --> 00:13:42,247
And the parents need to do
the observing and redirecting
321
00:13:42,272 --> 00:13:44,239
for it to be most effective.
322
00:13:44,613 --> 00:13:46,446
This was all in the recommended reading.
323
00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:48,811
- It was?
- Yeah, Bill. [SCOFFS]
324
00:13:49,756 --> 00:13:51,671
Let me get this straight...
Instead of going to work,
325
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:54,918
you want us to... stay here
and watch our kid?
326
00:13:54,943 --> 00:13:58,506
At the place we thought we
were paying to watch our kid?
327
00:13:58,947 --> 00:14:00,547
Thank you!
328
00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:04,944
??
329
00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:09,522
[KIDS SCREAMING]
330
00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:13,092
Hey. How'd the first shift go?
331
00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:15,287
It was the world's most boring stakeout.
332
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,272
Four hours of absolutely nothing.
333
00:14:17,297 --> 00:14:19,451
Although, a good portion
of that was a nap.
334
00:14:19,476 --> 00:14:21,709
Oh, so, the kids napped already?
335
00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:24,162
Sure. Yeah. Let's say it was them.
336
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,490
Babe, I can't believe this is happening.
337
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,452
You know, Emily was supposed
to be the weird one
338
00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:30,709
- and Lulu was easy.
- I know.
339
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:33,358
Now the easy one is the... psycho one
340
00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:34,916
and the weird one is...
341
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,873
well, still the weird one.
342
00:14:37,532 --> 00:14:39,065
MS. MOLINA: Lulu!
343
00:14:40,058 --> 00:14:41,791
Maybe there's two Lulus?
344
00:14:42,741 --> 00:14:46,037
There has been a second,
more disturbing incident.
345
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:52,303
So, she killed someone or...?
346
00:14:52,328 --> 00:14:55,662
??
347
00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:58,853
Lulu kissed Casper.
348
00:15:01,096 --> 00:15:03,307
My son was kissed!
349
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,106
Kissed.
350
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,674
These are Casper's parents,
Kendra and Casper Senior.
351
00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:10,739
- [SNORTS]
- [LAUGHS]
352
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:12,291
[COUGHS]
353
00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:13,548
[GRUNTS]
354
00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:19,644
They have asked to have a dialogue.
355
00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:22,414
Last night, Casper was so upset,
356
00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:24,596
he couldn't even eat his vegetables.
357
00:15:25,064 --> 00:15:27,150
Yeah, that sounds unrelated.
358
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:29,508
He's vegan.
359
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,211
He's literally starving.
360
00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:32,511
Was probably starving before.
361
00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:33,536
Hello.
362
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,949
They're just children. I mean, come on.
363
00:15:36,974 --> 00:15:39,274
Haven't you guys been through
this with your other kids?
364
00:15:39,299 --> 00:15:41,820
Um, we care about the environment,
365
00:15:41,845 --> 00:15:44,419
so Casper is our only child, and...
366
00:15:46,795 --> 00:15:48,300
So... Okay...
367
00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:50,619
So, you guys don't know anything? Okay.
368
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,232
I'm sorry?
369
00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:55,591
Eh, it's alright. No need to apologize.
370
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,838
Look, why don't we just
keep Casper and Lulu
371
00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:01,525
away from each other, okay?
372
00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:06,321
Well, not okay, because Lulu
is Casper's only friend.
373
00:16:06,914 --> 00:16:08,664
What is happening?
374
00:16:09,797 --> 00:16:11,750
It's the process.
375
00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:14,995
We'd like to engage in
regular mediation sessions,
376
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:18,624
- and in a few months, when we finish...
- Months? Whoa, whoa.
377
00:16:18,649 --> 00:16:20,993
We can't do that. We work.
378
00:16:21,018 --> 00:16:23,264
Have you heard of that? Work?
379
00:16:23,289 --> 00:16:25,875
Yes. We've heard of that.
380
00:16:26,922 --> 00:16:28,889
Then why don't you have to do it?
381
00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:31,524
My great-grandfather invented straws.
382
00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:35,610
And I married him.
383
00:16:37,848 --> 00:16:40,669
Okay, that does seem like
a lot of work, actually.
384
00:16:41,305 --> 00:16:43,620
Let's keep the focus on the children.
385
00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:46,972
Here's what happened...
Lulu had Magna-Tiles.
386
00:16:46,997 --> 00:16:49,206
Casper wanted them,
he tried to take them,
387
00:16:49,231 --> 00:16:50,558
so she bit him.
388
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,355
She was just protecting herself.
389
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,895
Au contraire!
390
00:16:56,070 --> 00:17:01,191
Lulu aggressively invaded
Casper's space by kissing him.
391
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:03,614
If she was a CEO, she would be fired.
392
00:17:04,622 --> 00:17:06,128
Maybe not.
393
00:17:06,153 --> 00:17:08,730
No, no, no, no.
That's up to the shareholders.
394
00:17:12,846 --> 00:17:15,987
Will you listen to us?
We all sound stupid!
395
00:17:16,012 --> 00:17:19,989
Often, the process does not...
396
00:17:20,419 --> 00:17:22,043
sound smart.
397
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,769
Look, all kids are psycho, okay?
398
00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:29,112
I took the day off to learn that...
399
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:32,323
Roberto eats sand, Julia picks her nose,
400
00:17:32,348 --> 00:17:34,942
Felix cleans the blocks on his pants.
401
00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:40,081
You know what? I'm sorry.
402
00:17:40,106 --> 00:17:41,839
I-I should be at work. Okay?
403
00:17:41,864 --> 00:17:43,792
I don't believe we've finished.
404
00:17:43,817 --> 00:17:46,835
Uh, I'm sorry,
but all we want from preschool
405
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:49,097
is to drop our kid off and pick her up.
406
00:17:49,122 --> 00:17:50,959
Right, and we ask, "How
was school?" and she says,
407
00:17:50,983 --> 00:17:51,997
"Good," and that's it.
408
00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:53,412
Yeah, and then... And then we're...
409
00:17:53,436 --> 00:17:55,560
We're like, "Oh, come on,
something must have happened."
410
00:17:55,584 --> 00:17:57,562
And she's like, "Why do you
guys need to know everything?
411
00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,146
Get off my back!" You know what I mean?
412
00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:01,083
Yeah, and then... and then she,
like, storms up to her room,
413
00:18:01,107 --> 00:18:02,486
and we're like,
"What the hell's her problem?"
414
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,342
And then we don't know what to do,
so we say something like,
415
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:06,622
"Hey! No vaping!"
416
00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:09,640
That's it! Okay?
417
00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:12,067
We just want 12 years of that!
418
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,754
Normal stuff!
419
00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:14,779
- Right, normal.
- Okay?
420
00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:15,903
- Normal!
- You know, just normal.
421
00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:17,204
- Normal!
- You know, like a normal life,
422
00:18:17,228 --> 00:18:18,339
- like normal people would...
- Normal!
423
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,966
- You know, normal...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
424
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,997
Can I see you in the time-out tent?
425
00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:29,036
[WHISPERING] You're in trouble.
426
00:18:31,909 --> 00:18:35,288
??
427
00:18:35,313 --> 00:18:37,680
Thank. You. For. That.
428
00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:40,159
What?
429
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,296
So, we're not in trouble?
430
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,354
Because that little
rat with the mustache
431
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:46,779
said we were in trouble.
432
00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:49,068
The parents get worse every year.
433
00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:51,004
Biting is totally age-appropriate.
434
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:54,007
But these parents get way too
involved in their kids' lives.
435
00:18:54,148 --> 00:18:56,539
Ah, well, you never have
to worry about that with us.
436
00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:59,045
Get out of here and go to work.
437
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:01,070
We don't need to talk
for the rest of the year.
438
00:19:01,095 --> 00:19:03,140
[GASPS] Really?
439
00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:05,875
Yeah. I like kids.
440
00:19:06,093 --> 00:19:07,954
But I hate parents.
441
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,453
No offense.
442
00:19:09,478 --> 00:19:10,823
Are you kidding?
443
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,812
We hate parents, too!
444
00:19:13,313 --> 00:19:15,678
I was so worried because
you're Chuy's sister.
445
00:19:15,703 --> 00:19:16,819
He is...
446
00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:18,367
Oh, yeah, he is.
447
00:19:18,647 --> 00:19:20,899
And I've got nine brothers.
448
00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:22,557
He's the best one.
449
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:27,173
He always makes us feel bad
'cause his kids are perfect.
450
00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,748
Perfect? Ha.
451
00:19:28,773 --> 00:19:30,533
One of them used to poop in the cubby.
452
00:19:32,265 --> 00:19:35,348
We are gonna be best friends.
453
00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:36,939
Anyway, will you do me a favor
454
00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:39,552
and look really upset
when we leave the tent?
455
00:19:39,577 --> 00:19:40,887
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
456
00:19:40,912 --> 00:19:42,344
I'm a good fake crier.
457
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:43,965
Fake?
458
00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:45,290
[CHUCKLING] Okay.
459
00:19:56,025 --> 00:19:58,226
We got reamed.
460
00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:00,789
Yeah, we learned a big lesson today.
461
00:20:02,987 --> 00:20:05,011
[WHISPERING] We didn't
learn a lesson at all.
462
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,991
??
463
00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:11,131
Well, the biter's down.
464
00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:14,459
What about the weirdo?
465
00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:16,091
She wouldn't brush her teeth,
466
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,264
and then she drew a spider on her face.
467
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,797
Eh, we'll wash it off in the morning.
468
00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:22,147
With a Sharpie.
469
00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:26,084
Does it look cool?
470
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,826
Nope.
471
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,756
I have terrible news.
472
00:20:35,226 --> 00:20:36,622
Uh-oh. What happened?
473
00:20:36,647 --> 00:20:38,459
We're not Italian.
474
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,223
We're Dutch!
475
00:20:43,058 --> 00:20:45,584
I'm-a so sad!
476
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,194
[SOBBING]
477
00:20:49,693 --> 00:20:50,893
Mom, you're crushing my penne.
478
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,647
Oh! I'm so...
479
00:20:52,672 --> 00:20:56,022
??
480
00:20:56,072 --> 00:21:00,622
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