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(audience laughing)
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- Hey!
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You got the meat and potatoes there.
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(host laughs)
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(upbeat music)
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- [Announcer] Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi.
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Welcome to Under a Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I'm Tig Notaro.
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I'm a comedian and I
don't follow pop culture,
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so I haven't seen a lot
of TV shows or movies,
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and that makes it hard for me
to recognize famous people.
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And on this show I
interview famous people,
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to try and figure out who they are.
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So, please welcome, this person.
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(audience applaud)
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- How are you doing?
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- I'm doing well.
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How are you?
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- I'm great.
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- You are for sure the
tallest person we've had.
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- Oh.
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- On Under a Rock.
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- Okay.
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- And I said, "Bring
me the tallest person."
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- And did they do a height thing
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when they had all the pictures and that?
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- Yeah.
- They did?
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- Running past the 7-Eleven.
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- Running past the 7-Eleven?
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(audiences laughs)
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- You would be awful in a police line-up.
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(audience laughs)
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- Could you say who the perp was?
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No.
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- But, I might have gotten a
glimpse of the perpetrator.
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I just didn't watch that person's show.
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- Oh. (laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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- You know?
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I would love to do a fun fact.
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(audience laughs)
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- The excitement is just...
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- Well, it's fun.
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- Oh, yeah, that's the idea.
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(audience laughs)
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- Wow, okay, so you do like comedy.
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You took improv classes at the
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Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater.
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- Yes, I did.
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- What is something that
you've learned in improv,
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that even if you don't become
a professional improviser.
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- Yes.
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(audience laughs)
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- What can you take with you?
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- It kind of allows you to just lighten up
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a little bit, have a little bit more fun.
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It's like you're going to be a child
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lost in the desert.
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It's like, okay, I guess that's
what I'm doing this morning.
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Right?
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And so...
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- Well let's see that.
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(audience laughs)
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- Oh, you want to see it?
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- Yes, I want to see it.
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(audience laughs)
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- I want to see a child
lost in the desert.
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- Oh, wow.
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Yeah, are you doing to be
in this improv act with me?
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- I'm just going to jump in.
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I've never done improv, other than life.
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(audience laughs)
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(guest laughs)
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- I'll do what I can.
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- Oh, gosh, we're going to need make-up
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because I'm going to start sweating.
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Okay.
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(audience laughs)
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- We typically ask... no,
no this is what I learned...
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We ask the audience for
a one-word suggestion.
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- [Audience Member] Desert!
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(guest laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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- Okay, desert.
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How about a baby lost in the desert?
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- Okay, come on.
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(audience claps)
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- We're probably gonna need more space.
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- We're definitely gonna need more space.
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- This is nuts.
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(audience laughs)
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- Okay, so, a one-word
suggestion is desert.
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- And it's a baby lost in a desert.
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Oh my god, it's so hot.
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- Whew!
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Oh, a little baby!
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- Mommy?
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(audience laughs)
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- You're still so tall.
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- Mommy?
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- Yes, baby.
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- It's getting really hot out here.
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Thank you for coming
down to my level, mother.
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(audience laughs)
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- You're such a big baby.
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- Can't you see?
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- Yes, I can.
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Let me take you home to our house.
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Let's get out of the desert.
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- Wait, we could have
done that this whole time?
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- Yes.
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- Why are just now telling us?
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- Well, because I'm trying
to wrap up this scene.
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(audience laughs)
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(guest laughs)
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(audience claps)
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- Now you and I both have to write
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an apology letter to UCB Theater.
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- Oh, this is going to
just kill their enrollment.
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- Now, I could go, all
right, you're six-seven...
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- Black.
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- Gigantic hands.
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You're black?
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(audience laughs)
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- Yeah.
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(audience laughs)
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- I didn't even notice.
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(audience laughs)
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- But I could be like, okay,
this guy's really tall.
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Maybe you're an athlete?
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- Am I supposed to give an answer?
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(audience laughs)
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- Yes, yes, yes.
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- You are an athlete?
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- Yes.
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- This completely makes sense.
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- Okay.
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(audience laughs)
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- Is it possibly basketball?
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- Yes, there is a possibility.
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A high, high possibility
that it's basketball.
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(audience laughs)
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Would you like another clue?
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- I would love another clue.
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- Okay, good.
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There are some things over
there that might help you.
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- Oh, all right.
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- Let's see, can you make a shot?
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Oh, wow.
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey!
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(audience cheers)
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- You got the meat and potatoes there.
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Here you go.
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This is from me to you.
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- I'll open this when I get home tonight.
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- Okay, perfect.
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(guest laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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- You went out and got this?
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- You know, it's for having me here.
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- Oh...
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- Look at that!
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- This is incredible.
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- Yes.
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- Is this for you or me?
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- I think it's for you because
it has your name on it.
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- This is so nice, thank you.
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- I just assume that after this,
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you'll want to take up basketball.
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Similar to me, wanting to do stand-up.
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(audience laughs)
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All right, here we go.
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Would you like another clue?
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- Yeah, I want another clue.
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(audience laughs)
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- All right now.
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For my final clue, I wanted to give you
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my take on Mount Rushmore to
help you guess my first name.
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One of the original
faces on Mount Rushmore
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shares my last name.
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(audience laughs)
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- Wait, what am I looking at?
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- This is the Mount Rushmore.
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- Richard Simmons?
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Is that Richard Simmons?
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(audience laughs)
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- Oh, these are all Richards.
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- Yes!
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(audience claps)
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- Yes.
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- There's Little Richard.
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- Yes.
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- Richard Nixon.
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- Okay, you're getting it.
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I'm going to take this home with me
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by the way.
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I don't know what your prop budget
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but this is gonna come with me.
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- We use this prop for every episode.
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(guest laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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- We make it work.
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- Do you?
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Okay.
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And one of the original
ones on Mount Rushmore,
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also carries my last name.
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- Alexa, who is on Mount Rushmore?
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- [Alexa] Mount Rushmore
is a massive sculpture
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carved in the Black Hills
region of South Dakota
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and the granite faces
depict U.S. presidents
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George Washington, Thomas Jefferson,
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Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln.
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- Jefferson?
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- Yes.
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There you go!
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(audience laughs)
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- Richard Jefferson.
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Very nice to meet you.
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- Richard Jefferson.
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Right here in the flesh.
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- Yes, yes, yes.
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- I'm going to go ahead and
still reveal who you are.
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- Okay, your reveal.
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- Even after I guessed it.
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- Yes.
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You did a really good job, by the way.
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That's the big reveal.
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(audience claps)
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- You did an excellent job.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- And you remember, like half an hour ago
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when we were both on our knees improving?
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- Yeah.
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- My guest today launched
his basketball career
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with the Arizona Wildcats.
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- Beared out.
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- Reaching the championship
game of the NCAA tournament.
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- Yes.
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- In 2001, he was a first-round
pick in the NBA draft,
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signing with the New Jersey Nets.
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And in 2016, he won the NBA championship
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with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Alexa, what are Richard
Jefferson's lifetime stats?
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- Do they have that?
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- [Alexa] Richard Jefferson
averaged twelve points
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six points, four rebounds, and two assists
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per game in his career while
winning one championship.
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Did that answer your question?
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- Damn right it did!
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(audience laughs)
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- Gosh, I was a little nervous.
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- He continued his career
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as a game and studio analyst for ESPN.
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- Yes.
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- So, you're a TV star?
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- I wouldn't say star.
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- Come on.
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- You can say it.
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- In 2008, the University of Arizona named
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the Richard Jefferson
Gymnasium in his honor.
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- Yes.
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- That's really cool.
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- That's really really cool.
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- I would love to have a
gymnasium named after me.
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- Really?
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- I mean, especially for the
confusion it would cause.
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(guest laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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- That's why, the confusion
is definitely high up there.
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- Alexa, sports lighting.
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- [Alexa] Okay.
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(audience laughs)
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- That's more of like
disco lighting, right?
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That's sport lighting?
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- Well, you know what?
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- Tell me.
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- It turns out my guest today
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was Richard Jefferson,
who we already uncovered.
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- Yes, you figured it out.
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(audience claps, cheers)
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(guest claps)
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- Richard Jefferson from the
Richard Jefferson Gymnasium.
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- Yes.
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- Thank you so much for coming.
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- My pleasure.
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This was...
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- That throw you off?
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- No, no, it was perfectly normal.
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(cat meows)
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