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- I've seen you do stand-up,
as a matter of fact.
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I actually met you afterwards.
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(audience laughs)
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Good to see you again.
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- It's so nice to see you again.
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- You got it, you got it.
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(upbeat jazz music)
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- [Narrator] Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi, welcome to Under
a Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I'm Tig Notaro.
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I'm a comedian who doesn't
follow a lot of pop culture.
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I don't watch a lot of TV shows or movies,
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so I have a really hard time
recognizing famous people.
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And on this show, I
interview famous people
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to try and figure out who they are.
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So please welcome
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this person.
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(audience cheers)
(upbeat jazz music)
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- What a warm introduction.
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- Thank you.
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- No, thank you.
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- No.
- Thanks.
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Thank you for having this person.
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(audience laughs)
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So how does this work?
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- Well, I want to figure out who you are.
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- Okay, very good.
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I am a bit of a control freak
in these types of settings.
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- Okay.
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Like talk shows?
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- Conversationals, yes.
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- You control a conversation.
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- I can, I'm a bit like I can't,
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- It's tough for me to sit back
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and not drive the conversation.
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- All right, well--
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- I'm going to be a better
guest from here on out
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is what I'm saying to you.
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(audience laughs)
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- Any time you feel like interrupting me--
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- No!
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I just did.
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(audience laughs)
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I'm sorry, see right there, right there.
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I'm gonna be quiet.
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(audience laughs)
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- Oh sir, guess what this says?
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- I don't know.
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- [Tia] You did stand-up
comedy in college.
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- I did.
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- Ah, makes sense!
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- [Guest] I did.
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- You're a silly person.
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- I am or a glutten.
- You're a very silly person.
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- Or a glutten for punishment.
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- How long did you do stand-up?
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- I did it for three years.
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- What city, what town?
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- In Ann Arbor, Michigan.
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- Oh one of the big comedy mecca's.
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(laughs)
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- That's right!
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Yeah I did it and I loved it.
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It's made everything that
I've ever done professionally
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that much easier cause
nothings ever been tougher,
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there's nothing more alive,
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makes you feel more alive than stand-up.
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I've seen you do stand-up
as a matter of fact,
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I actually met you afterwards.
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(laughs)
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Good to see you again.
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- It's so nice to see you again.
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- You got it, you got it, you got it.
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- What show did I meet you at Largo?
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Just out of curiosity.
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- Garland did a show one night, Jeff?
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And had a whole bunch
of his friends there.
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- Are you from Curb Your Enthusiasm?
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- I have been on an
episode of it, yes, I have.
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- So you're an actor?
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- Playing myself, playing myself.
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- Playing yourself?
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And are you friendly with Cheryl at all?
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- I've been stared down by
Cheryl Hines at the poker table.
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- Anytime Cheryl comes up,
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somebody has played poker with her.
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- My greatest poker claim to fame
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is I felted Ellen DeGeneres
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and she called me a
mother(beep) when I beat her
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and knocked her out of a tournament,
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and it was absolutely a pelt on the wall,
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it was awesome.
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- But she was being lighthearted.
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- I think she was legitimately pissed.
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I will never forget it and I
wonder if she will remember.
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I don't know how many
people she's called that.
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- Did you make any money off of that game?
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- Oh God it was phenomenal.
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(audience laughs)
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- Did you go mansion shopping after?
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- I did not go mansion shopping.
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- Do you live in a mansion?
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- I do not live in a mansion.
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- Hmm that's sad.
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(audience laughs)
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- What would you bring to a potluck?
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- Is that really what was on that card?
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- I swear to God.
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(audience laughs)
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- Now what would you bring to a potluck.
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- What would you bring to a potluck.
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What would you bring to a potluck.
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- I don't think I've
ever been to a potluck.
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A casserole of some sort,
like honestly I don't.
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- You haven't been to a potluck?
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- No, no, I don't do potlucks.
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- Are you socially likable?
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- I am socially likable,
I'm just potluck averse.
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That doesn't help you at all.
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(audience laughs)
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In terms of this endeavor here.
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- At all right?
- Well,
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what would you bring to a
potluck was the question sir.
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(audience laughs)
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- Ahm baked ziti, baked
ziti it's easy it's simple.
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- How do you make it?
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- I don't know.
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- You just bake it.
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- I mean.
- You bake it.
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- You take the ziti and you bake um-muah!
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- Right, don't you just take a pot,
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and you boil water and then you put.
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- The ziti.
- The pasta ziti in.
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- You put ziti in.
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- Right you put ziti so I
don't have to worry about
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what type of shape of pasta,
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we know what we're talking about.
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- Alexa could I get a
recipe for baked ziti?
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- Okay I recommend baked ziti,
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one hour five minutes to make.
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Serves eight, would you
like to start recipe?
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- I'm gonna have a potluck
and I'm gonna directly
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invite you sir.
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- Okay very good.
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- And you will be the only person invited.
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(laughs)
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And it'll be me and you eating
eight portions of baked ziti.
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- (laughs) That's right.
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- I'm gonna do a fun fact.
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- Now does this guaranteed to be fun?
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Or it's just what you call these things?
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- It's just guaranteed to be a fact.
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- Got it.
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- Your voice is your money maker.
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- That is fun you're right.
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(audience laughs)
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It is.
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- Are you a sports person?
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- Well I've got this board
with me and it shows that
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comedian Tig Notaro has
two grammy nominations
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- in her career.
- My God.
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- Your setup to punchline
ratio is a fantastic
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hall of fame worthy one to one.
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(audience laughs)
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And in terms of laughs per minute,
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4.49 on occasion can
be actually taken down
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but when you connect you
absolutely connect with
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lightning speed.
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And then celebrities recognized
according to this show,
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you're still at zero which means
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there's no where to go but up.
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(audience laughs)
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Back to you Tig!
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(audience applaud and laughs)
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- You're a sports commentator?
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- Pretty much that's what
I do for a living yes.
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- Do you do play by play?
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- Tig Notaro yeah.
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I on occasion will do it
but more often than that
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I'm a studio sports host.
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- And did you move here
trying to get into sports?
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- I realized many many years ago
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that I could talk it better
than I could play it.
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- I'm gonna go to the reveal.
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- Oh that's where you keep
the reveal envelope at huh?
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- Yeah we need a very big box.
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- For a very small envelope.
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- Yeah.
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- What a great show.
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- Reveal.
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- What a special moment,
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oh there's several cards there, okay.
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- My guest today is a sports broadcaster,
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for the NFL network and
hosts numerous shows,
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including the annual
coverage of the NFL draft.
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- Correct.
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- The hall of fame induction weekend.
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- Fact.
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- He was also the first honored talent
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added to the NFL network
roster and has since earned
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four Emmy nominations for
his work as a sportscaster.
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- Facts.
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- That ain't too shabby.
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- You're spittin' truth right now Tig.
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- But do you have any Grammy nominations?
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- I don't, you last I checked,
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have two.
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- And one Emmy, one Emmy nomination,
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why is that not up there?
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Okay, he has guest starred
on TV shows including
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The League, At Midnight, and
played himself in the movie
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Draft Day.
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- Did you see that movie?
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- What do you think?
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(audience laughs)
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His charity event Run Rich Run has raised
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over a million dollars for
St Judes Children Hospital,
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that's phenomenal.
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(audience applause)
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He currently hosts the Rich Eisen Show?
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Oh that's, is that you?
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(bell dings)
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- That's me.
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(audience laughs)
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- Turns out, my guest
today was Rich Eisen.
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(audience applauds)
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- Why thanks, thank you.
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- Alexa add watch the Rich Eisen Show
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to my to do list please.
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- I have added watch the Rich Eisen Show
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to your to do list.
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- Yes!
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Rich Eisen thank you so much for comin' to
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Under a Rock with Tig Notaro.
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- Pleasure, thanks so much Tig,
what a pleasure to meet you.
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- What a nice handshake.
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- It's my pleasure to shake your hand.
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- Well I was--
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- Does this mean if we
do cross paths again,
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you will know who I am and recognize me?
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- If you show up at my house
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with a casserole of baked ziti
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and I don't know who you are?
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Then there's a medical condition going on.
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- Okay.
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(audience laughs)
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(meow)
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(whoosh)
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