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- Like the sound at the
beginning of the universe.
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- Oh, you guys are from the Big Bang?
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- The show.
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(upbeat music)
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- [Alexa] Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi, welcome to Under
A Rock with Tig Notaro,
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I'm Tig Notaro.
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I'm a comedian and I don't
follow much pop culture,
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or watch many TV shows, or movies,
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so I have a really hard time
recognizing famous people.
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But on this show I interview famous people
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to try and figure out who they are.
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So please welcome this person.
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(bright upbeat music)
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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I'm Tig.
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- How are you?
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- I'm good, how are you.
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- Good, I'm great.
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So happy to be here.
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- Are you?
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- Yeah.
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- I'm thrilled to have you here.
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- No clue though, none, right?
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- No, not yet.
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- No?
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- No.
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How does that feel?
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- It's new.
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- [Tig] It's new.
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- Yeah, I usually get it with
sound of my voice sometimes.
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- Okay.
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- Yeah, but maybe not.
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- Are you a singer?
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- No.
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- Can you sing?
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- No.
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- Would you sing?
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- I'll do anything you
want me to, absolutely.
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- Two, three, and.
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(Kaley sings a note)
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- That's enough.
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That is enough.
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It wasn't that you sounded bad, it just--
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- [Kaley] Didn't feel right.
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- It didn't.
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It felt like--
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- Like someone asked me to sing.
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- Yeah.
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- [Kaley] Definitely.
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- What is it about your voice?
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- Did that throw you off?
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I guess some places most
people say that to me.
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- No, I'm not thrown off.
I show up thrown off.
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- Should I look at my note
thing and give you a--
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- I guess so.
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- Should I?
Okay.
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- Seems like you're ready to.
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- I know, I'm ready to.
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- Sorry to bother you.
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- No!
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I have to get to a real
talk show where the person
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knows exactly who I am, so, this is--
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- What do you mean "real talk show"?
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- You know, one where someone knows.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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I want you to get to know me
but I like a little structure,
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so I'm going to list off eight
simple rules for being me.
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- Okay, I know the show 8 Simple Rules.
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- You do?
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- I mean, I've heard of
it, I haven't seen it.
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- [Kaley] Okay.
- Are you from that show?
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- Yes.
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- Okay.
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- Good job.
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You must love animals
of all shapes and sizes.
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Have had a pretend dad that
had rules about dating.
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Must have organized a
flash mob that went viral.
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Love playing ping pong.
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Enjoy baths.
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You must have played young
Ellen DeGeneres in a flashback
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25 years ago.
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And be a big fan of Taylor
Swift and Britney Spears.
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- I love Taylor Swift.
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- [Kaley] She's great.
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- What is her song where she's like--
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- All of them.
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- Yeah.
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But like she likes somebody--
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- All of them.
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- And uh, she, it's . . .
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It's so good.
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- It's so good.
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- Like she's not supposed to like them.
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- Right.
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- Are those all of her songs?
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- I think pretty much, yeah.
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- Alexa, tell me a Taylor Swift joke.
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- [Alexa] Why do Marvel
fans like Taylor Swift?
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- Mmm.
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- [Alexa] Because she loves
to sing about her X-men.
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- Okay, the last one is play the drums.
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- You play the drums?
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- I used to play the drums.
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- I play the drums.
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- You do?
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- Yeah.
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- Well lucky for you you
have your own little drumset
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next to you.
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Yeah!
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- I said I play the drums,
I don't play a drum.
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- The awkward, tiny drum.
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- So this is gonna help
me figure out who you are.
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- Not at all, I don't know if
this will have any connection.
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- So you played young Ellen
DeGeneres about 25 years ago.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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I'm acting like that would help me.
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- Doesn't help at all?
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- I'm trying to like, tie
in, oh I'm gay, Ellen's gay.
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- I have another--
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- Are you really going to
a talk show after this?
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- No I just thought I'd say that.
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- How dare you.
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- I know.
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- You try to make me
feel bad about myself.
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- Okay, listen.
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No.
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- And my accomplishments.
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- Listen.
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Okay Tig, I'm really excited
about this next clue.
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- Me too, so and so.
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- Here's a clue, keep it down!
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- Oh great, a lab rat got out of its cage!
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- Seriously, you guys
are louder than the sound
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at the beginning of the universe.
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Anyway, huge fan, Tig.
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Thank you for--
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Yeah.
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- Huh?
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- Was that supposed to tell me something?
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- A couple things.
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Yeah.
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Universe.
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Did the sound of his voice ring any bells?
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- From a cartoon?
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- No, I mean . . .
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- Alright, from here on out laugh tracks.
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I didn't get any clues from that.
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- You didn't?
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- No.
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- Universe?
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Big universe?
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- Universe.
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- Like the sound at the
beginning of the universe.
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- Oh, big bang?
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- Yeah!
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- You guys are from the Big Bang?
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- Yeah!
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The show.
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- You're from the TV show.
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I must have not seen that.
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- You're so cute, I can't take it.
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I'm obsessed.
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- I am pretty cute.
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- You are.
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- I'm gonna reveal who you are.
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- Great!
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Okay.
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Should I do a little drum roll?
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- Yeah, sure.
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- Alright.
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- You seem to make the rules on this show.
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My guest today is an actress
most known for her starring
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role as Penny on The Big Bang Theory.
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Congrats again.
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- Thank you.
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- In her breakout role she
starred as Bridget Hennessey,
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the teenage daughter in the
hugely popular 8 Simple Rules
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for Dating My Teenage Daughter.
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She has won a Critic's Choice
award, a Teen Choice award
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for breakout TV star, two
People's Choice awards
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and a Satellite award for best actress.
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My God.
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I'm sick of all this.
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She also has a star on the
Hollywood walk of fame.
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When did that happen?
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- I do.
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About five or six years ago.
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- I wish I had been invited to that.
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Her new animated series,
Harley Quinn, which she voices
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and EPs premiers on
November 29th on HBO Max.
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Turns out my guest today was Kaley Cooco.
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- Uh-huh.
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- How do you say your last name?
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- No, go ahead.
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- Kewco?
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- No.
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- Quooco.
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- No.
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- You're a jerk.
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Turns out my guest today was Kaley Kyoko.
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- No.
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- Ko?
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Cuoco?
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- Yeah!
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- Really?
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- Yeah!
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- Kaley Cuoco.
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- Yeah!
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- Turns out my guest
today was Kaley Cuoco!
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Yeah!
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(water lapping)
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(cat meow)
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(squeaking)
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