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- You want us to move the chair?
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Can we get this chair out of here?
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- It's itchy.
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- Oh, wait.
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Oh, this is a bit that's happening.
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(audience laughing)
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- Oh, that's much better, Tig.
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(audience laughing)
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- [Amazon Echo Voice]
Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi, welcome to Under
a Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I'm Tig Notaro.
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I'm a comedian, and I don't
follow a lot of pop culture.
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I don't watch a lot of movies or TV shows
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so I have a really hard time
recognizing famous people.
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And on this show, I
interview famous people
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to try and figure out who they are.
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Please welcome this person.
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- Hello.
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- [Tig] Hi.
- Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
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I'm Tig.
- Hi, Tig.
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- Thanks for being here.
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- Thanks for having me.
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- Oh, you have an accent.
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- I do.
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- Yeah, is it real?
- Or do I?
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It's real.
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- Do I have an accent to you?
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- Just a touch.
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- What would you say?
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- Your accent?
- Yeah.
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- What specifically?
- Yeah.
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Can you pinpoint my hometown?
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- No.
- [Tig] No?
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- No, where is it?
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- I'm originally from Mississippi,
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but this is not about me.
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This is about you.
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(audience laughing)
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Why on earth did you do this show?
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- 'Cause I think you're a mad genius.
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- I guess that's what I wanted to hear.
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- There you go.
(audience laughing)
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- These are the fun facts.
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- [Guest] They are really fun.
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- Previous seasons and episodes,
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they were a blast.
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(Guest and Audience laughing)
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So here we go.
- [Guest] Yes.
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- You don't like interviews.
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- I hate them.
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- So this means so much to me.
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- This is major.
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- This is major.
- [Guest] Yeah.
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- All right, so you are nervous right now.
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- Yes.
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- And we're just people
- Exactly.
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- [Tig] And we have skeletons and stuff.
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- And we poop.
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- Speak for yourself.
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- I mean, yes, I don't.
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As a famous person, I don't.
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- You couldn't possibly.
- No.
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- [Tig] You would never
work again in this town.
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- No.
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- If people found out that was going on,
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- That you pooped.
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- No, that you did.
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- That one pooped.
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- That this one.
- This, yes.
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- [Tig] This particular one pooped.
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- Yes, I'm working up to it.
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- You're working up to a poop?
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- Yeah, not now.
- Not on this show.
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- That would be bad.
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That's just my nerves.
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- This is really going terribly.
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- Okay.
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Would you like a clue?
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- Okay, great.
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- My most famous character
can really relate
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to these three couples.
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- Your most famous character.
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You're an actor.
- Yes. (bell dings)
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- Okay, and you're female I'm assuming.
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I don't know how you identify.
- [Guest] Yes.
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- [Tig] You identify as female?
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- Yes.
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- Here's what will surprise you.
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I do too.
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(audience laughing)
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- Yeah, do you know any of these people?
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- I know Star Wars.
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- And you know what this is?
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- Well, oh, I know, I
know Arrested Development.
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This means zero to me.
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- Okay, good, excellent.
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Well done, everyone.
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That went really well.
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- Oh, siblings!
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- Yes.
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- Yeah, Luke and Leia are siblings.
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- [Guest] Yes.
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- All right, but siblings.
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Are you on a show called Siblings?
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- Yes!
(audience laughing)
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- Are you?
- No, I'm not.
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- Oh.
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- I don't think there is
one, but I like the notion.
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- Okay, I'm gonna ask you a question.
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Is there something people yell at you
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when you walk down the street?
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- Oh, God, yes.
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- Now, did you say, "Oh, God" because...
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- Because it's the bane of my life.
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- Oh, okay.
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- They shout it in the
street, at airports,
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when I'm with my children,
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and the word is shame.
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- Shame?
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- Yeah, it's a good one
as a mother, isn't it?
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(audience laughing)
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When you're dropping your kids off.
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- Okay, so you showed me siblings.
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- Yes, what particular
thing joins the siblings?
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Like things happened
between Luke and Leia.
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- Romance?
- Yes.
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- Yes.
- Sibling romance.
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Is it wrong?
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- Shame on that.
- Shame.
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- Shame on sibling romance.
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(blows raspberry)
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Are you getting nervous?
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- I'm just, do you know what?
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- This show is...
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- You know what?
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This chair.
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- You want us to move the chair?
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Can we get this chair out of here?
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- It's just itchy, and I'm.
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- You're itching.
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- Yeah, do you have a different chair?
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- This is itching.
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Oh, wait.
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Oh, this is a bit that's happening.
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(audience laughing)
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- I bring this.
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Yes, oh, that's much better, Tig!
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(audience and Tig laughing)
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Much better.
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- Can I just tell you I got the weirdest
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insight in to you that I
am so relieved is wrong?
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I thought you were just really,
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here's what I thought was happening.
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- Okay.
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- I thought you were having,
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I thought you were spiraling.
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I thought you were like trying to contain
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- My panic.
- A panic attack.
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And then I, jokingly, was like,
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"We've gotta get this chair out of here."
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And then, the insight about you is
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how you were just,
"Yeah, get me a new chair
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"in the middle of the show."
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But it's clearly supposed
to indicate something to me.
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- Yeah, it's not working, is it?
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It's not a tiny prop.
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- It's not a tiny prop.
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- [Woman] What kind of
chair is she sitting in?
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- A throne?
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- Yes.
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- You are from Game of Thrones?
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- Yes.
(audience clapping)
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The show you watch all the time.
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- Alexa, who is in Game of Thrones?
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- [Alexa] The cast of
Game of Thrones includes
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Peter Dinklage, Lena
Headey, Emilia Clarke,
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and Kit Harington.
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- Is that you?
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- All of them.
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- What was in your goblet?
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- No, you know sadly we drank
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- This better be sad.
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- Grape juice which was a laxative.
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It turns out.
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Just so you all know, every
time we were all like,
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I was like, "We done?
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"Okay, here we go?"
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- I'm really, I want to
know what your name is.
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- Dun, dun, dun.
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- Reveal.
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It looks like it was run over by a car.
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- That's fancy fake marble.
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- Alexa, drum roll please.
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- [Alexa] Okay.
(drum roll)
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- "She played Cersei
Lannister on Game of Thrones
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"for eight seasons, a role
for which you received
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"five Emmy nominations and
a Golden Globe nomination."
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I didn't get one of those.
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That's incredible.
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"Ranker.com voted Cersei the number one
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"best TV villain of all time.
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"The Night King only ranked 44th."
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- What?
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(audience laughing)
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- I don't know who that is.
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- I know, I love that.
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I just had a dream of him walking in,
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and you being like,
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- Who is this?
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- Yes.
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- "She has starred in
hit movies including 300,
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"The Purge, and most recently
Fighting with My Family,
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"and portrayed Sarah
Connor on the TV series
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"Sarah Connor Chronicles."
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- Yes, what a great title.
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(audience laughing)
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- Turns out my guest today was
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Lena
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- I love this.
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- It's giving me the way to pronounce.
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- Len-AH.
- Len-AH Headey.
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Head's up, I could handle Lena Headey.
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(audience clapping)
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But it's just Lena.
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It's nothing weird.
- Not Lee-nah.
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It makes me sound like an emperor.
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- Well, look at yourself.
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(cat meows)
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(hinge squeaking)
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