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- Can I ask you something?
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- Absolutely.
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- Do you not enjoy movies and TV shows?
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(audience laughs)
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This is a real question.
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(exciting music)
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- [Alexa] Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi, welcome to Under
A Rock With Tig Notaro.
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I don't watch a lot of TV or movies,
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so I'm pretty terrible at
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recognizing a lot of celebrities,
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and this is a talk show where
I interview celebrities,
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trying to figure out who they are.
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So, please welcome
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this person.
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(lively music)
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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- How're you?
- I'm good.
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How are you?
- Good.
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Hi, Tig, I know who you are.
(Tig laughs)
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- Hi.
- That's kinda cool, right?
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- It's pretty cool.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, thanks.
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- You're just looking at me like
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okay, here we go.
- Yeah, here we go.
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I was gonna ask you--
- Yeah, please.
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- Some questions.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hit me, hit me.
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- If you were a super hero,
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I'm assuming you're not,
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but if you were, what would your power be?
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- This is so cliche, but I mean,
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to be able to fly would
be, would be great.
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- I mean, I'm scared of flying,
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so that would be a nightmare.
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- The fear of flying is like,
oh it's the plane exploding,
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but if the plane explodes
you're like, eh, pssh.
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You just fly away.
(audience laughs)
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- So, you think if the plane explodes,
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I'm gonna make it out and be like,
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well listen,
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off I go?
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- Well, I don't know that you'll have to
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flap your wings or your hands.
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I don't know that that's
why you don't fly.
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- I would love it if that's
what your superhero was.
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- Yeah, keep flapping his hands.
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- Yeah, it's like, you're really cool,
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but uh, there's a downside.
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(audience laughs)
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Are you a comedian?
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You're not a standup?
- No.
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- You're a comedic actor.
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- Are you asking me to
answer this question?
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Like, do you want me to
answer this question?
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- Yes.
- I have acted in comedy.
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- Okay, so you're an actor.
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- Yeah.
- Gotcha.
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Were you known as funny as as kid?
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- I mean, I think so.
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- Were people like, this guy!
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- I mean, I don't know,
it's very possible.
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I definitely have a very strong memory
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of a very cute girl
when I was in 3rd grade
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being like,
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you're weird.
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And I actually remember
thinking in that moment,
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I am weird, and I like it.
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- You don't seem weird.
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- Me?
- [Tig] Yeah.
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- Oh, dude, I'm so weird.
(audience laughs)
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- Being weird is great.
- [Glenn] Yeah.
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- I hate when people say you're weird.
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- It's not a compliment!
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- No, and it's a conversation stopper.
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- Yeah, it is yes, yes it is.
- Yeah.
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Because what do you,
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when somebody's like, you're weird.
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Gee, thanks.
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(audience laughs)
- Yeah, that's not--
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- [Tig] Where do we go with this?
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- Yeah.
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- You're a big tweeter?
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- I wouldn't say I'm a big
tweeter, but I do enjoy it.
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- You tweet about smoothies?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I like smoothies.
(audience laughs)
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Yeah.
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- Are you famous for your smoothie tweets?
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- No, but I was tweeting
about smoothies recently,
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and I got hit up a lot.
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Like, people were like,
okay, let's get down to it.
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Lemme find out what this guy's all about
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when it comes to smoothies, 'cause I think
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a lot of people are intrigued by
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smoothies, and I think--
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- Okay, you're weird.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
- You are weird.
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What's your best, best smoothie?
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- Honestly it would take too long
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to list the number of ingredients.
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It takes, my wife makes fun of me because,
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'cause it takes me 20 to 25
minutes to make my smoothie.
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- And do you, so, this is for health?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- And do you feel
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like you're in good shape and healthy?
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- I mean, I don't feel that good.
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I feel like I should feel better.
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- [Tig] Even after--
- Based on what I'm doing
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in terms of, like, my
diet, I should feel better.
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But I have this one friend in particular,
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and I'm not gonna say who
she is 'cause it might
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give away who I am.
- Ooh.
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- [Glenn] 'Cause I actually
think you know her.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Something makes me think,
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I think you guys are friends, maybe.
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- Is she gay?
- No.
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- Oh, people always do that to me.
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- No, no, no, no.
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You know every gay person, right?
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- [Tig] Yeah, right?
- 'Cause you're gay.
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- Who is she?
- Kaitlin Olson.
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- I do know Kate!
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She's from, no she's
from what is that show?
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What is the show?
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What is Katelyn Kaitlin Olson from?
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Are you on her TV show?
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(Glenn laughs)
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- Yes.
- [Tig] Yes, you are.
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Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Why don't you give me
a clue about yourself?
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- Oh, okay, this is my bit.
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Okay, oh, this is random.
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Okay, Alexa, what's the
whether in Philadelphia today?
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- [Alexa] You'll see cold
weather and freezing rain,
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and can expect a high of 37 degrees,
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and a low of 34 degrees.
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- Ah.
- Right on.
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- You're on Sunny In Philadelphia.
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It's Sunny In Philadelphia.
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- I tried to make that--
- Lemme have your other clue.
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- Did you see what I did though?
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- [Tig] Yeah, yeah.
- I tried to make it like,
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oh, why would we even ask this?
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I tried and, you know, you're too smart.
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Alright, so--
- [Tig] Lemme see it.
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- You wanna see it?
- [Tig] Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Pen Flower Bun.
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(Glenn laughs)
- Is this your name?
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- Well, it rhymes with my name.
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- This rhymes with your name?
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Like perfectly?
- Pretty damn close, yeah.
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(audience laughs)
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- Ken?
- Uh-uh.
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Can I ask you something?
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- Absolutely.
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- Do you not enjoy movies and TV shows?
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(audience laughs)
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This is a real question.
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- I know it's a real question!
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As a kid I did.
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I watched Good Times.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- I watched All In The
Family, I watched Bewitched.
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Our TV is on more than
ever now with babies,
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and we watch Peppa Pig
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and stuff like that.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- So, I would know Peppa Pig.
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- If Peppa Pig sat
here, you'd be like, oh.
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- If a cartoon pig walked in.
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- [Glenn] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- To this room.
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(speaking indistinctly)
What's up?
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- I hope it's not offensive to you.
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- I'm not the slightest bit offended.
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No, nobody--
- [Tig] Okay.
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- When somebody doesn't know who I am.
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- I'm gonna go for the reveal.
- Okay, okay.
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- Alexa, could I get a drum roll, please?
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- [Alexa] Okay.
(drum roll)
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- He's a graduate of the
Julliard School of Drama.
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Congrats.
- Thank you.
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- He and his friends
turned a $200 short film
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into one of the most successful
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and longest running sitcoms of all time,
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It's always Sunny In Philadelphia.
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(Glenn laughs)
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He produces, writes, and
stars on the show as Dennis.
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In 2016, the show won a
People's Choice Award,
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and has even been adapted in Russia
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as It's Always Sunny In Moscow.
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- It's true!
- I'm a fool.
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(audience laughs)
I'm a fool!
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He also currently stars
alongside Patton Oswalt
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in the NBC comedy, AP Bio.
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It turns out my guest
today was Glenn Howerton.
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- Yeah, yeah!
(celebratory music)
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(audience applauds)
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Pretty close, right?
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That's pretty good.
- I'll always know you
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as Pen Flower Bun.
(audience laughs)
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- I prefer it.
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(waves crashing)
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(cat meows)
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(electronic humming)
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