Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:02,130
- Are you a chef?
(audience laughing)
2
00:00:02,128 --> 00:00:05,088
(dramatic music)
3
00:00:05,091 --> 00:00:08,531
(audience laughing)
4
00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:11,450
You're an athlete.
(audience laughing)
5
00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,856
(band music)
6
00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,860
Hi, welcome to Under A
Rock with Tig Notaro.
7
00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:21,550
I'm Tig Notaro
8
00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:25,270
and I don't watch many
TV shows or many movies
9
00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:28,580
so my ability to recognize famous people
10
00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,670
is pretty shotty at best.
11
00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,270
On this talk show
12
00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:34,220
I interview famous people
13
00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:36,610
and try and figure out who they are.
14
00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:39,150
Please welcome this person.
15
00:00:39,151 --> 00:00:42,221
(band music)
16
00:00:42,224 --> 00:00:43,644
Hello.
- Hello.
17
00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,110
- Thanks for coming.
(audience applauding)
18
00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:47,990
This is your seat.
19
00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,240
I'm Tig.
20
00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:53,130
Are you familiar with me at all?
21
00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:53,960
- No.
22
00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,940
- And I'm not familiar with you either,
23
00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:58,140
this is perfect.
24
00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,460
- A blind date.
- Yeah.
25
00:00:59,462 --> 00:01:00,302
(audience laughing)
26
00:01:00,295 --> 00:01:03,485
I'm going to (sighs)
27
00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:05,200
ask you some questions.
28
00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,000
Where are you from?
29
00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,340
- Guess, I'll give you three.
30
00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:11,570
If you miss all three I'm leaving.
31
00:01:11,568 --> 00:01:14,638
(audience laughing)
32
00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,600
- I don't know.
33
00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,480
I mean--
- Okay.
34
00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,350
- No, sit down.
35
00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:20,880
Sit down.
- Yes ma'am.
36
00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:23,220
Just tell me.
37
00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:25,740
- I come from the same country
38
00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:28,000
as the biggest action star.
39
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,630
Terminator.
- Terminator, I do know him.
40
00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:33,510
I was gonna call him Russel Schwarzenegger
41
00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,930
but that's not his name.
42
00:01:34,926 --> 00:01:35,836
(laughs)
Arnold.
43
00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,310
Alexa, where is Arnold
Schwarzenegger from?
44
00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:42,610
- [Alexa] Arnold Schwarzenegger
was born in Thal, Styria
45
00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:44,770
Austria in 1947.
46
00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:46,120
- Austria.
47
00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,060
Austria.
48
00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:48,090
I knew it.
49
00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:49,660
Do you live in Los Angeles?
- Yeah.
50
00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:50,860
- How long have you lived here?
51
00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,920
- Since 1975.
52
00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,460
- Oh okay, so I was four.
53
00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:57,830
- Yeah you were in diapers
almost, I was here already.
54
00:01:57,830 --> 00:01:59,190
- I was not in diapers at four.
55
00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:02,050
- Oh okay good (laughs).
(audience laughing)
56
00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:04,670
- I should've been because I wet my pants.
57
00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:08,430
- Oh okay, I'm sorry.
(audience laughing)
58
00:02:08,430 --> 00:02:09,260
- Who cares?
59
00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,900
I wet my pants, I wet my bed.
60
00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,260
Who cares?
61
00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,020
- I think I wet my pants a few times too
62
00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:19,810
when my step father took
out the stick and hit me.
63
00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:22,030
- Why isn't everybody like aww on that?
64
00:02:22,033 --> 00:02:23,603
(laughing)
65
00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,540
- I hope they have plastic
on your seat here now.
66
00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:28,500
- I haven't wet my pants in decades.
67
00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,490
- [Wolfgang] In years okay.
- In decades.
68
00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,370
- Okay, now I feel good.
69
00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,570
- Were you ever in a talent show,
70
00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:37,350
in your life like are you a performer?
71
00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:40,660
- My wife says so but I
don't know if that counts.
72
00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,491
(audience laughing)
73
00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,734
- I don't know what you're talking about.
74
00:02:42,731 --> 00:02:44,431
- Okay (laughs).
75
00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,120
- What is your talent?
76
00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,410
- Oh I have many talents.
77
00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:50,090
- Tell me a few.
78
00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:52,570
- You could call it performance yeah,
79
00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:53,880
everybody is a performer.
80
00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,610
- Do you work in entertainment?
81
00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,890
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
82
00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,760
- You?
(audience laughing)
83
00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,240
- That's a good question.
84
00:03:03,238 --> 00:03:04,958
- [Wolfgang] Okay (laughs).
85
00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,920
- Because it depends on my audience.
86
00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,690
There's definetly been groups
of people that are like
87
00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:15,670
I would like a refund.
(audience laughing)
88
00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:19,210
Who is your favorite
person you've worked with
89
00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:22,050
in whatever you do?
90
00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:25,110
And you can't say me, it's too soon.
91
00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,120
- Yes, you're right.
92
00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,620
- It's too soon to add me to the list.
93
00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,260
- Sidney Poitier.
94
00:03:30,257 --> 00:03:32,107
- (sighs) You're an actor.
95
00:03:32,107 --> 00:03:32,937
- No.
96
00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,960
- Are you a director?
- No, not yet.
97
00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,900
- Are you a writer?
- Yeah, I write too.
98
00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,630
- Who are you?
(laughing)
99
00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:43,980
You, oh, I-
100
00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:47,511
this is a little fun fact about you
101
00:03:47,506 --> 00:03:50,576
and it says you competed
in ski jumping as a kid.
102
00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:51,410
- That's right.
103
00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:54,093
- And so is that just skiing and jumping?
104
00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:55,680
- Jumping yeah.
(audience laughing)
105
00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,220
- And were you good when
you competed, did you--
106
00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,820
- You know I wasn't good enough.
107
00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,000
I'm too poor also when I started.
108
00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,260
- It was hard to compete
109
00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:06,100
because there wasn't enough cash to--
110
00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,310
- Yeah you would have to
go away to training camps.
111
00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:12,520
- And how much money do you have now?
112
00:04:12,524 --> 00:04:16,204
(audience laughing)
113
00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,660
- Let's see.
114
00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:21,130
Look at that, $100
bills, a few of them wow.
115
00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,160
- Let's go skiing.
116
00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,650
- My wife was very generous this morning
117
00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:26,360
she put it in my pocket.
118
00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,900
Said "Okay have a good time."
119
00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,530
- Does your wife really give you money?
120
00:04:29,527 --> 00:04:31,397
- Yeah.
(audience laughing)
121
00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,090
- Alexa would you add
122
00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:38,030
have my wife give me cash
every morning to my to-do list?
123
00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:40,370
- [Alexa] I put have my wife
give me cash every morning
124
00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:41,850
on your to-do list.
125
00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,830
- Thank you Alexa.
126
00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:47,070
I would like you to give
me a clue about yourself.
127
00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:49,010
Draw yourself at work.
128
00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:52,750
Alexa could you give me a 20 second timer?
129
00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,360
- [Alexa] 20 seconds starting now.
130
00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,730
- Draw something?
- [Tig] Yeah.
131
00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,110
- Wow.
(audience laughing)
132
00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:01,490
- Take your time.
(audience laughing)
133
00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:03,441
- Now you're really gonna get confused.
134
00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,040
(alarm ringing)
135
00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:06,870
- Time's up.
136
00:05:12,684 --> 00:05:15,914
(audience laughing)
137
00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:19,470
Oh ha, ha, ha.
(laughing)
138
00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:22,950
This makes sense to everyone?
(laughing)
139
00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,400
Okay.
140
00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,000
So this is you at work.
- [Wolfgang] Yeah (laughs).
141
00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,910
- Is this a fish?
- It looks like a fish to me.
142
00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:37,520
- Fish, boat.
143
00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:42,400
Are you a chef?
(audience laughing)
144
00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,040
You're an athlete.
(audience laughing)
145
00:05:51,036 --> 00:05:51,866
(buzzing)
146
00:05:51,869 --> 00:05:52,969
What is this, is this a hockey puck.
147
00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,910
- I don't know, you figure it out.
148
00:05:54,914 --> 00:05:55,754
(audience laughing)
149
00:05:55,747 --> 00:05:57,237
- So this makes sense to everybody
150
00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,570
a fish and a hockey puck.
151
00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:00,630
Do you cook?
152
00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:02,450
- Yeah.
153
00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:05,770
- Are you um (laughs)
154
00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:09,700
Chef Puck?
155
00:06:11,690 --> 00:06:13,190
Wolfgang Puck?
156
00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:14,030
Is that you?
157
00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:14,860
- That's me.
158
00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:20,580
(laughing)
(audience applauding)
159
00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,081
(laughs) I
160
00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:24,461
I love your food
161
00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,150
and your restaurants.
162
00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:26,980
- Thank you.
163
00:06:26,983 --> 00:06:27,823
- Oh my gosh.
164
00:06:27,816 --> 00:06:31,246
And my step father loves you so much.
165
00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:33,220
I'm gonna do the reveal.
166
00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:36,640
You're the famed chef and owner of Spago
167
00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,040
one of the most famous
restaurants in the world.
168
00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,510
Spago has received two Michelin Stars.
169
00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:47,030
That's a lot I guess?
- Yeah, out of three.
170
00:06:47,026 --> 00:06:48,096
- Out of three?
- [Wolfgang] Yeah.
171
00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,440
- All right that's pretty good.
172
00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,350
- Yeah.
173
00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:53,980
- For 25 years you famously catered
174
00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,010
one of the most exclusive
parties of all time
175
00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:58,130
The Governors Ball,
176
00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:01,050
the official after party of the Oscars.
177
00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,900
You've appeared in over a
hundred television shows
178
00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,460
and movies and even won an Emmy.
179
00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:12,070
In 2017 received a star on
the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
180
00:07:12,070 --> 00:07:15,480
It turns out my guest today was I guessed
181
00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,101
(audience laughing)
182
00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,684
celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck.
183
00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,001
(cheering and applauding)
- Thank you, all right.
184
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,590
(slow band music)
185
00:07:26,585 --> 00:07:28,995
- I am a fan of your
work I'll say that much.
186
00:07:28,998 --> 00:07:29,828
- Thank you.
187
00:07:29,831 --> 00:07:30,771
- Well thank you so much for coming.
188
00:07:30,773 --> 00:07:32,533
- Thank you, thank you.
- That was fun.
189
00:07:34,442 --> 00:07:36,942
(cat meowing)
12898
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof