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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:02,130 - Are you a chef? (audience laughing) 2 00:00:02,128 --> 00:00:05,088 (dramatic music) 3 00:00:05,091 --> 00:00:08,531 (audience laughing) 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:11,450 You're an athlete. (audience laughing) 5 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,856 (band music) 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,860 Hi, welcome to Under A Rock with Tig Notaro. 7 00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:21,550 I'm Tig Notaro 8 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:25,270 and I don't watch many TV shows or many movies 9 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:28,580 so my ability to recognize famous people 10 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,670 is pretty shotty at best. 11 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,270 On this talk show 12 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:34,220 I interview famous people 13 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:36,610 and try and figure out who they are. 14 00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:39,150 Please welcome this person. 15 00:00:39,151 --> 00:00:42,221 (band music) 16 00:00:42,224 --> 00:00:43,644 Hello. - Hello. 17 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,110 - Thanks for coming. (audience applauding) 18 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:47,990 This is your seat. 19 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,240 I'm Tig. 20 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:53,130 Are you familiar with me at all? 21 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:53,960 - No. 22 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,940 - And I'm not familiar with you either, 23 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:58,140 this is perfect. 24 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,460 - A blind date. - Yeah. 25 00:00:59,462 --> 00:01:00,302 (audience laughing) 26 00:01:00,295 --> 00:01:03,485 I'm going to (sighs) 27 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:05,200 ask you some questions. 28 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,000 Where are you from? 29 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,340 - Guess, I'll give you three. 30 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:11,570 If you miss all three I'm leaving. 31 00:01:11,568 --> 00:01:14,638 (audience laughing) 32 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,600 - I don't know. 33 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,480 I mean-- - Okay. 34 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,350 - No, sit down. 35 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:20,880 Sit down. - Yes ma'am. 36 00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:23,220 Just tell me. 37 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:25,740 - I come from the same country 38 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:28,000 as the biggest action star. 39 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,630 Terminator. - Terminator, I do know him. 40 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:33,510 I was gonna call him Russel Schwarzenegger 41 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,930 but that's not his name. 42 00:01:34,926 --> 00:01:35,836 (laughs) Arnold. 43 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,310 Alexa, where is Arnold Schwarzenegger from? 44 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:42,610 - [Alexa] Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in Thal, Styria 45 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:44,770 Austria in 1947. 46 00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:46,120 - Austria. 47 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,060 Austria. 48 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:48,090 I knew it. 49 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:49,660 Do you live in Los Angeles? - Yeah. 50 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:50,860 - How long have you lived here? 51 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,920 - Since 1975. 52 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,460 - Oh okay, so I was four. 53 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:57,830 - Yeah you were in diapers almost, I was here already. 54 00:01:57,830 --> 00:01:59,190 - I was not in diapers at four. 55 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:02,050 - Oh okay good (laughs). (audience laughing) 56 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:04,670 - I should've been because I wet my pants. 57 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:08,430 - Oh okay, I'm sorry. (audience laughing) 58 00:02:08,430 --> 00:02:09,260 - Who cares? 59 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,900 I wet my pants, I wet my bed. 60 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,260 Who cares? 61 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,020 - I think I wet my pants a few times too 62 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:19,810 when my step father took out the stick and hit me. 63 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:22,030 - Why isn't everybody like aww on that? 64 00:02:22,033 --> 00:02:23,603 (laughing) 65 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,540 - I hope they have plastic on your seat here now. 66 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:28,500 - I haven't wet my pants in decades. 67 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,490 - [Wolfgang] In years okay. - In decades. 68 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,370 - Okay, now I feel good. 69 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,570 - Were you ever in a talent show, 70 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:37,350 in your life like are you a performer? 71 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:40,660 - My wife says so but I don't know if that counts. 72 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,491 (audience laughing) 73 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,734 - I don't know what you're talking about. 74 00:02:42,731 --> 00:02:44,431 - Okay (laughs). 75 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,120 - What is your talent? 76 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,410 - Oh I have many talents. 77 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:50,090 - Tell me a few. 78 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:52,570 - You could call it performance yeah, 79 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:53,880 everybody is a performer. 80 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,610 - Do you work in entertainment? 81 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,890 - Yeah. - Yeah? 82 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,760 - You? (audience laughing) 83 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,240 - That's a good question. 84 00:03:03,238 --> 00:03:04,958 - [Wolfgang] Okay (laughs). 85 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,920 - Because it depends on my audience. 86 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,690 There's definetly been groups of people that are like 87 00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:15,670 I would like a refund. (audience laughing) 88 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:19,210 Who is your favorite person you've worked with 89 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:22,050 in whatever you do? 90 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:25,110 And you can't say me, it's too soon. 91 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,120 - Yes, you're right. 92 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,620 - It's too soon to add me to the list. 93 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,260 - Sidney Poitier. 94 00:03:30,257 --> 00:03:32,107 - (sighs) You're an actor. 95 00:03:32,107 --> 00:03:32,937 - No. 96 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,960 - Are you a director? - No, not yet. 97 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,900 - Are you a writer? - Yeah, I write too. 98 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,630 - Who are you? (laughing) 99 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:43,980 You, oh, I- 100 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:47,511 this is a little fun fact about you 101 00:03:47,506 --> 00:03:50,576 and it says you competed in ski jumping as a kid. 102 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:51,410 - That's right. 103 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:54,093 - And so is that just skiing and jumping? 104 00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:55,680 - Jumping yeah. (audience laughing) 105 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,220 - And were you good when you competed, did you-- 106 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,820 - You know I wasn't good enough. 107 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,000 I'm too poor also when I started. 108 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,260 - It was hard to compete 109 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:06,100 because there wasn't enough cash to-- 110 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,310 - Yeah you would have to go away to training camps. 111 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:12,520 - And how much money do you have now? 112 00:04:12,524 --> 00:04:16,204 (audience laughing) 113 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,660 - Let's see. 114 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:21,130 Look at that, $100 bills, a few of them wow. 115 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,160 - Let's go skiing. 116 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,650 - My wife was very generous this morning 117 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:26,360 she put it in my pocket. 118 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,900 Said "Okay have a good time." 119 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,530 - Does your wife really give you money? 120 00:04:29,527 --> 00:04:31,397 - Yeah. (audience laughing) 121 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,090 - Alexa would you add 122 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:38,030 have my wife give me cash every morning to my to-do list? 123 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:40,370 - [Alexa] I put have my wife give me cash every morning 124 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:41,850 on your to-do list. 125 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,830 - Thank you Alexa. 126 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:47,070 I would like you to give me a clue about yourself. 127 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:49,010 Draw yourself at work. 128 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:52,750 Alexa could you give me a 20 second timer? 129 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,360 - [Alexa] 20 seconds starting now. 130 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,730 - Draw something? - [Tig] Yeah. 131 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,110 - Wow. (audience laughing) 132 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:01,490 - Take your time. (audience laughing) 133 00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:03,441 - Now you're really gonna get confused. 134 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,040 (alarm ringing) 135 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:06,870 - Time's up. 136 00:05:12,684 --> 00:05:15,914 (audience laughing) 137 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:19,470 Oh ha, ha, ha. (laughing) 138 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:22,950 This makes sense to everyone? (laughing) 139 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,400 Okay. 140 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,000 So this is you at work. - [Wolfgang] Yeah (laughs). 141 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,910 - Is this a fish? - It looks like a fish to me. 142 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:37,520 - Fish, boat. 143 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:42,400 Are you a chef? (audience laughing) 144 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,040 You're an athlete. (audience laughing) 145 00:05:51,036 --> 00:05:51,866 (buzzing) 146 00:05:51,869 --> 00:05:52,969 What is this, is this a hockey puck. 147 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,910 - I don't know, you figure it out. 148 00:05:54,914 --> 00:05:55,754 (audience laughing) 149 00:05:55,747 --> 00:05:57,237 - So this makes sense to everybody 150 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,570 a fish and a hockey puck. 151 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:00,630 Do you cook? 152 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:02,450 - Yeah. 153 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:05,770 - Are you um (laughs) 154 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:09,700 Chef Puck? 155 00:06:11,690 --> 00:06:13,190 Wolfgang Puck? 156 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:14,030 Is that you? 157 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:14,860 - That's me. 158 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:20,580 (laughing) (audience applauding) 159 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,081 (laughs) I 160 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:24,461 I love your food 161 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,150 and your restaurants. 162 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:26,980 - Thank you. 163 00:06:26,983 --> 00:06:27,823 - Oh my gosh. 164 00:06:27,816 --> 00:06:31,246 And my step father loves you so much. 165 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:33,220 I'm gonna do the reveal. 166 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:36,640 You're the famed chef and owner of Spago 167 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,040 one of the most famous restaurants in the world. 168 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,510 Spago has received two Michelin Stars. 169 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:47,030 That's a lot I guess? - Yeah, out of three. 170 00:06:47,026 --> 00:06:48,096 - Out of three? - [Wolfgang] Yeah. 171 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,440 - All right that's pretty good. 172 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,350 - Yeah. 173 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:53,980 - For 25 years you famously catered 174 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,010 one of the most exclusive parties of all time 175 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:58,130 The Governors Ball, 176 00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:01,050 the official after party of the Oscars. 177 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,900 You've appeared in over a hundred television shows 178 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,460 and movies and even won an Emmy. 179 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:12,070 In 2017 received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 180 00:07:12,070 --> 00:07:15,480 It turns out my guest today was I guessed 181 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,101 (audience laughing) 182 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,684 celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck. 183 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,001 (cheering and applauding) - Thank you, all right. 184 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,590 (slow band music) 185 00:07:26,585 --> 00:07:28,995 - I am a fan of your work I'll say that much. 186 00:07:28,998 --> 00:07:29,828 - Thank you. 187 00:07:29,831 --> 00:07:30,771 - Well thank you so much for coming. 188 00:07:30,773 --> 00:07:32,533 - Thank you, thank you. - That was fun. 189 00:07:34,442 --> 00:07:36,942 (cat meowing) 12898

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