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- In hip-hop when someone says a line
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which we wish that we caught onto,
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we say bars.
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- Bars.
- You know what I'm saying?
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If we was chillin' with
Shakespeare and he was like,
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to be or not to be, we'd be like, bars.
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- Bars.
(audience laughing)
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(band music)
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- [Alexa] Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi welcome to Under
a Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I don't watch a lot of TV or movies,
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so I have a really hard time
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recognizing a lot of famous people.
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This talk show is me
interviewing famous people
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and trying to figure out who they are.
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Please welcome
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this person.
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(band music)
(audience clapping)
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- Hi.
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- [Tig] Hi.
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- Hi I'm this person, how are you?
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- I'm good.
- You good?
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- How are you?
- I'm good.
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- All right. (laughs)
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Thank you for being here.
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- Thank you, I'm a little nervous.
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- Are you?
- Yeah.
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So back stage, there
was a woman from India,
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and she gave me this.
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She said wear this for good luck.
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- Okay.
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- So this is supposed to like,
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like,
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make me just completely--
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- Well, now I feel nervous.
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(audience laughing)
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- Do you want my beads?
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- Yes.
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- I got you.
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I'm telling you this
thing balances you out,
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it qi's up.
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- All right
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- [Wyclef] Yeah that's rock.
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- It's not working.
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(audience laughing)
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- It's not?
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- It's not working.
- It worked for me though.
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- Do you want it back?
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- [Wyclef] Yeah, yeah I'll rock 'em.
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(audience laughs)
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- And what do the
bracelets on your hand do?
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Anything in particular?
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- Well these two are real
special I got them from a friend.
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This I was just at the mall
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and I was like this is cool.
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- What mall do you shop at?
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- I shop in Jersey,
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Willowbrook Mall.
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- That's crazy,
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I lived in Texas for a bit as a kid
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and, um,
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the mall we went to was
called the Willowbrook Mall.
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- Oh see,
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can't even make that up I'm sure.
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- And are you from New Jersey?
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- Originally no.
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- Okay, where are you originally from?
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- Haiti.
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- Haiti?
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- [Wyclef] Yeah, Haiti.
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- Wow, okay.
- [Wyclef] Yeah.
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I was born in the slums.
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- Were ya?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Its so funny, I always tell
my daughter that I grew up,
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no electricity,
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no clean water,
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and I took a donkey to school.
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- Rode one or just took one with you?
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(audience laughing)
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- Sometimes I rode it,
you know what I mean,
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sometimes I took it.
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We used to play a game in
this village in Haiti--
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- Pin the tail.
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(audience laughing)
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- No not that one 'cause I was in Haiti
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it was just different.
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- Yeah.
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- It was the game was
called, we going to America.
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So I'd get on the donkey
and the kids would wave
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and I'd go around the
cemetery and come back
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and they'd be like what did
you bring us from America?
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Yes,
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that's how we escaped
that whole poverty thing.
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- [Tig] Wow that's--
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- Through imagination, you know?
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- And do you-
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Are you happy to be here?
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- I love it, I love it.
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- I thought you said I love
you when you said I love it.
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(audience laughing)
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- Je t'aime.
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- I don't know what you're saying.
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(audience laughing)
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- I just said I love you in French.
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- I'm French but I don't speak French.
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- That's okay but you
still French, je t'aime.
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- Do you speak French?
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- Oui, parlez-vous Francais?
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- No.
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(laughing)
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- Where's your donkey now?
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- Dead.
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(audience laughing)
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- On that,
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(audience laughs)
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(laughs) I'm going to
ask you some questions.
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Well first of all,
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why did you come on this show?
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I have to imagine it's a weird phone call.
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- Not really.
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- No, okay, so this is normal.
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- No it's normal, it's quite amazing.
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- What is amazing?
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- To be with a person
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- Uhuh
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- who's just having a
conversation with you.
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- That's right.
- You feel me?
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- I do.
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- Dap up.
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- And so you just--
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- Dap up, dap up, dap
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when you say dap up its one.
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One, one, dap up.
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That's all, swag.
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- Dap up.
- Yep, swag.
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- Can I do it?
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But sit back, like
you're not expecting it.
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Dap up?
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- Swag.
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- [Tig] And then you say swag after?
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- Yeah you gotta throw swag.
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- Okay.
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- Have it come from the stomach though.
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- [Tig] Okay.
- Swag.
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- Dap up?
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Swag
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- Facts.
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(audience laughing)
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- You're an interesting fellow.
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If you didn't have the job you have now,
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what would you be doing?
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- I'd probably be an
incredible music teacher.
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- Okay.
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- And then as you can see
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from the physicality,
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if I needed to make money,
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a stripper.
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(audience laughing)
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♪ Wanna wanna wanna ♪
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♪ Wanna ♪
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See I'm from the islands baby (laughs).
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- So you would teach music or strip?
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(audience laughing)
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- I could actually do both.
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- Are you a musician?
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- Yes.
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- Is that your, how you make your money?
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- For sure.
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- I feel like I might be on to you.
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♪ When I'm hearing I'm on to you ♪
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♪ I'm on to you I'm on to you ♪
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It sounds like a song
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♪ I'm on to you I'm on to
you sounds like a song ♪
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♪ I'm on to you I'm on to you ♪
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♪ It sounds like a song ♪
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♪ I'm on to you onto you on to you ♪
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♪ Sounds like a song ♪
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♪ I'm on to you onto you ♪
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See I can just make shit
up, you see what I'm saying?
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(audience laughing)
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(audience applauding)
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You feel me?
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Dap up.
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- This is telling me
you can do a handstand
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and after everything you've done
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I have no doubt you can do a handstand.
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- Do I do a handstand here?
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Is that okay?
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You want me to do it?
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- This is the only place.
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- Okay let's do it right here.
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You ready?
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(beat boxing)
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♪ Yeah baby ♪
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(audience laughing)
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(clapping)
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- That was a, that was really,
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really incredible.
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Especially reflecting again on you saying
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you were at all nervous.
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(everyone laughs)
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- I was!
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This really helped me
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- It seems like once
you're beyond your nerves,
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- I told you that
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- Anything can happen.
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Alexa give me a round of applause
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- [Alexa] Okay
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(clapping)
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- Do you have, I know
the guitar is a clue,
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but do you have any other
clues about yourself here?
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- So here's a poem that I did for you
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just to give you a clue. Right, you ready?
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- Yes
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- Ready or not, here I come,
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the fact that you don't know
me is killing me softly.
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So, I'm just going to leave
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and I'll be
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gone to November, I'll
be gone to November.
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- I knew it
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Alexa drum roll please
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- [Alexa] Okay
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(drum roll)
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- I can't pretend like you're not
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from the Fugees
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This three time Grammy
Award winning artist
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first made a splash on the
music scene as a member of
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the most famous hip-hop groups
of all time, The Fugees.
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- [Tig] I knew it!
I knew it!
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I hope you have on camera
how many times I said
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I was on to this guy. He then moved-
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and I haven't been onto
a single guest so far,
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but I haven't had any musicians.
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He then moved onto a thriving solo career
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and collaborated on hit records
with musical icons including
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Santana, Shakira, Lil Wayne, Paul Simon,
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Gloria Estefan and Destiny's Child.
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This year he released a
new mix tape entitled,
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Wyclef Goes Back to School.
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Turns out my guest today, I'm
just going to call you Wyclef.
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- Guess you got me
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- I did
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I got you
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Alexa how do you say thank you in French?
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- [Alexa] Thank you in
French is, Je vous remercie
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- Merci beaucoup
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- Merci
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- Thank you
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(water sounds)
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(cat meows)
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- What if Martin Luther
stepped in the room.
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Never stepped foot in the balcony?
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What if they had a bullet proof car
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instead of a drop top for Kennedy?
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Malcolm X did this speech
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what if I sat amongst the congregation
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so when them boys scream, "Get
your hands out my pocket",
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I fire shots at the assassins?
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Now I know you don't know me but
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peep this ain't nothin new under the sun.
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What if I had put blanks in
Marvin Gayes father's gun?
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- Bars
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- [Wyclef] Facts
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(laughter)
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