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- My trophy case is full
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'cause I'm such a good mom.
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- A good mom.
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Do you have a podcast?
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(audience laughing)
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(slow band music)
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- [Alexa] Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi welcome to Under
A Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I don't watch a lot of TV or film
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so I have a hard time
recognizing famous people
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and on this show I interview famous people
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to try and figure out who they are.
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So please welcome
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this person.
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(slow band music)
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- Hey.
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- [Tig] Hi.
- Hi.
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You're Tig.
- I am.
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- Yeah, hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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(laughing)
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- Thanks for being here.
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- Yeah, you're excited aren't you?
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- I am.
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- You've no idea (laughs).
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(laughing)
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I love it.
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- I do too, I appreciate you being here.
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- Uh-huh,
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- Um, I uh
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- Me.
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- What's that?
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- Me.
- You.
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- You.
- [Tig] Us together.
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- Just being here.
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- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.
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- Why would you do a show like this?
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- I'm a fan of yours.
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(audience laughing)
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- Thank you.
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- I like you,
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even if you don't know who I am
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I like you.
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- I like you too.
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- (laughs) You don't know who I am.
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(audience laughing)
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- Now here's a fun fact about you.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Your great-great-great grandfather
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was the mayor of Pittsburgh.
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- That is correct.
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- Do you know my great-great grandfather
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was the mayor of New Orleans.
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- So we're practically related.
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- Practically.
(laughing)
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Are you from Pittsburgh.
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- No.
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(audience laughing)
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- You've had a pacemaker
since your early 20s.
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I know exactly who you are.
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- I am.
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- This doesn't tell me anything.
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(audience laughing)
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Why do you have a pacemaker?
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- I don't really know.
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- [Tig] Really?
- Yeah.
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No I just had some weird
heart thing and they fixed it.
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Do you wanna feel it?
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- Really?
- [Julie] Yeah.
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- Well 'cause I had a double mastectomy
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and this side of my chest
goes like really goes in.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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okay so you see mine is right
there it's not, feel that?
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- Yeah.
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- Make the face, make the face.
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- Yeah it's like having
a match box in there.
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- Do you wanna feel?
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- Yeah, I mean why not?
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Oh that's not bad.
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- [Tig] Well that's not bad either.
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This isn't a competition.
- [Julie] Okay.
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(audience laughing)
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I mean we're both dying.
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- We both have suffered.
- Have you?
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- No.
- [Tig] Oh.
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(audience laughing)
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- Really no, I mean--
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- I feel like you're an actor-ess,
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actress.
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I have little props in here.
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- [Julie] Let's see what you've got.
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- I have this.
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- Were you doing some algebra?
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- Well I was gonna see if you could draw
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a picture of what you do at your job.
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Alexa can you give us a 30 second timer.
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- [Alexa] 30 seconds starting now.
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- I'm gonna try.
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I'm not a very good artist,
are you a good artist?
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- I mean
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my mother was an artist,
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my grandmother was an artist.
- But you were not?
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- Well no I also but I don't wanna--
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- Toot your own horn.
- [Tig] Right.
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- I don't have any artist in my family.
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I think you're really
gonna get it right here.
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(timer ringing)
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- I'm sorry but your time is up.
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Alexa stop.
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(laughs)
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You sit on a couch.
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- People recognize me on a couch.
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- Wait are you a talk show host?
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- No.
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- So people recognize you from a couch.
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- Ah.
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- Are you a YouTube star?
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- No.
- Okay.
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Here's what I wanna ask you.
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I wanna ask for some clues
that you can give me.
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- [Julie] Okay.
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- Let's see, you have
a little bucket there?
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(audience laughing)
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This is supposed to help me?
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- Technically.
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- Did you bring this from home?
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- I sure did not,
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but it does reference my name.
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It is--
- Bow?
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- Correct.
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- Your name is Bow.
(audience laughing)
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Okay so this is your bow.
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- Bow is part of the name.
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- Bow.
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- It's one of the syllables.
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- That's it?
(audience laughing)
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- What do you usually shoot with?
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- Arrow.
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- Right but then what's the phrase?
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- Bowen.
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Bowen, that's your name?
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Bowen?
(audience laughing)
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- What's special about the bow?
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Look at it, look at it Tig.
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What's on it?
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What makes it special?
- Jewels.
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- Jewels.
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- Bowen Jules.
(audience laughing)
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(laughs) Your name is Bowen Jules.
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- Almost.
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Swap them around.
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- Jelen Bows.
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- Julen Bows.
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That's got to be it.
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- I figured out your name.
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- What is that?
- Jules Bowen.
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- So I mean almost.
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Can I tell her?
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- No, no.
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- You're so close
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I mean it's like you're right there.
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- Okay do you have another clue?
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Mm, I can't wait.
- My trophy case is full
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'cause I'm such a good mom.
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- A good mom.
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Do you have a podcast?
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(laughing)
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I'm picturing you on a couch
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like hi it's Jules Bowen
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welcome to mom talk.
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(audience laughing)
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I--
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Jules Bowen I feel like
you're not Jules Bowen
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and I give up.
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I'm gonna go ahead and open the reveal.
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- [Julie] Okay.
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- Alexa could I get a drum roll please?
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- [Alexa] Okay.
(drum roll)
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She's won four SAG Awards.
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That's amazing.
(audience laughing)
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Two Emmy's (laughs)
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and a Critics' Choice Award
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for her starring role as Claire Dunphy.
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(laughing)
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- They should make every
big headed actor sit here
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and just go like
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is it Dunfree how you say it?
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- Is it Dunfree?
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- Dunphy, Dunphy, yeah Dunphy yeah Dunphy.
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- On ABC's (laughs) longest
running comedy series.
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(laughing)
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I'm so sorry.
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Modern Family
(bell ringing)
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which also happens to be
Michelle Obama's favorite show.
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- Yeah.
- Huge accomplishment.
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(laughing)
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Modern Family has received 22 Emmy's
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and will soon return for
its 11th and final season.
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Turns out my guest today
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was Julie Bowen.
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(band music)
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(audience applauding)
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Thanks for being here Julie Bowen.
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- I'm going by Jules now.
(laughing)
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(cat meowing)
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