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- Here's the first clue.
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(dramatic music)
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- A stream.
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- Or a?
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- River.
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- Less rapid than a river.
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- A creek.
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All right.
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- This is amazing.
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(upbeat music)
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- [Alexa] Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi, welcome to Under
a Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I'm Tig Notaro.
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I don't watch many TV shows or films,
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so I'm really bad at
recognizing famous people,
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and on this show, I
interview famous people
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to try to figure out who they are.
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Please welcome
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this person.
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(upbeat music)
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(audience clapping)
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Hi.
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(laughing)
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- I've never been on a talk show
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and seen more trepidation from the host.
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- Oh, I thought you said you'd
never been on a talk show.
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- No, no, no, I've, yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- Really nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
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I'm Tig.
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This is...
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This is my talk show.
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- Awesome.
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- Yeah.
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I don't mean to objectify you,
but you're a handsome man.
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- Thank you.
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- Uh huh, thank you.
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I mean you're welcome.
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(laughing)
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Well, I uh,
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how do you know who I am?
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- Your stand up.
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- I know, but how do you- oh,
so you've seen my stand up?
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- It was the Largo one that
first came to my attention,
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and I was like wow, this is.
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- Not funny.
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- It was so brave, I love big swings.
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Are you doing okay?
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- As far as I know today, I'm doing well,
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but my body gives out with no warning.
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(audience laughing)
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Okay, your face has been
a popular internet meme.
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- This is true.
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- Can you make the face?
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- Should we make the face?
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- Yeah, I don't know it.
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- Okay.
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- Alexa, drum roll.
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- [Alexa] Okay.
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(drum rolling)
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- And what is?
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- That's about it.
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- [Tig] People are going nuts over this?
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- Yeah.
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- Did you have an idea when you made that-
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is it from your job?
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- I had zero idea when it was happening.
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- That that was gonna be--
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- That it was gonna be brought up
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22 years later.
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- Oh, it's 22 years ago.
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- It's about that, yeah.
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- Wow, okay.
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- [James] It's about that.
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- How old are you?
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- I'll be 42 in about a week.
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- All right, March.
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- Yep.
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- I'm March as well.
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- What day?
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- 24th.
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- I'm the eighth.
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- We need to have a double birthday.
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- A Pisces celebration, we should.
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- And do you believe
in that kind of stuff?
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- You know, I thought
it was the biggest bunch
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of bullshit until I met somebody--
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- Please don't talk like that.
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- I'm sorry.
- You thought it was?
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- I thought it was--
- [Tig] Hogwash.
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- I thought it was a bunch of BS,
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until I met somebody who based on nothing
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other than my birthday down to the minute
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knew things that were un-Google-able.
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- Like what?
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- Pretty personal stuff.
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Like I said, it's
un-Google-able for a reason.
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- This isn't gonna air anyway.
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(laughing)
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Here's another fun fact about you.
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- Okay.
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- You once needed a police
escort to appear in public.
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- That's true.
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- Who are you?
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(laughing)
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- That's what I was really
wondering at the time,
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at that point in time.
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- Is it because what your
job was going really well?
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- Yes.
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- Really?
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Are you a super hero?
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- No, I'm not a super hero.
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- Now here's what I'm gonna ask of you.
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I would like to get clues from you.
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- Okay.
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- Yeah.
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They're over there.
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- All right.
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Here's the first clue.
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- A stream.
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- Or a?
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- River.
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- Less rapid than a river.
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- A creek.
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All right.
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- This is amazing.
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- I want to hold onto this, because--
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- Okay you hold on.
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- This is funny to me.
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- [James] Okay.
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- And let's see another clue.
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- Okay.
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- What else you got?
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- We got--
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- Have you seen this or did you?
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- I have seen this.
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- Okay.
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Bus, shovel, bird.
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(laughing)
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Am I saying the right words?
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- No.
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- So we have this,
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and we have bus, shovel, bird.
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Okay bus,
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dig,
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bus, dig, beak.
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Am I closer?
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- Yes.
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You got one of the three.
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Dig?
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Bus,
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beak.
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Dig the beak?
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(audience laughing)
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- Can I change my name right now?
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- Is this your name?
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- Yes.
- This is your name.
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- [James] That is my name.
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- Car.
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- No.
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- Bus.
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- No.
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- Van.
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Van, dig, beak?
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(buzzing)
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What am I missing?
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Van Der Beek?
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- That.
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- You're Van Der Beek.
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- Yes.
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(laughing)
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- I don't know your first name.
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Can you give me three
first names and I'll guess?
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- Okay, we've got
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James, Brad,
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and Craig.
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- Okay, I feel like your name is James.
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Is your name James Van Der Beek?
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- Yes it is.
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- Okay.
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I've heard that name.
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- Okay.
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There we go.
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- Okay.
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We did it!
- We did it!
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- All right.
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Even though I figured
this out with no problem.
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- Yes.
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- I'm gonna do a proper
introduction for you.
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- Sounds good.
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- He has inspired a
generation of screaming fans
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playing the heartthrob
Dawson Leery on the, okay,
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this is where this comes in.
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(laughing)
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You were Darson...
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Dawson Leery
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in the WB series Dawson's Creek.
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Most recently, he starred
in What Would Diplo Do?
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And Ryan Murphy's hit FX series
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Posse.
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- Pose.
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(laughing)
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Pose.
- Pose.
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- Pose.
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Pose.
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- So it turns out
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my guest today was James Van Der Beek.
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(instrumental music)
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James,
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I love you sir.
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(laughing)
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- Same, right back at you.
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- Thanks so much for being on.
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- Absolutely.
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- And I can't wait to watch "Posse".
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I can't believe.
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I think it's really wonderful and exciting
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that we're both March birthdays
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and Alexa could you sing Happy Birthday
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to Tig and James Van Der Beek?
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday happy birthday ♪
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- James Van Der Beek.
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- Tig Notaro.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- Sir.
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♪ And many more ♪
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(cat meowing)
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