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(film rolling)
(orchestral music)
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(soft rock music)
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♫ Was I supposed to be keeping track
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♫ Of where we were going
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♫ I was a little distracted
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♫ By the strangers around me
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♫ The strangers that I see
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♫ Get them up in the air figuring out
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♫ Is there a place for me here
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♫ I put my foot down
because I'm not checking out
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♫ Not just yet.
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♫ We're not done counting heads
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♫ With three in a bed
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♫ I've been lulling myself to sleep
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♫ With all that I said
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♫ We're not done counting heads
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♫ With three in a bed ♫
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- [Jay] Morning Nate.
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- Afternoon.
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So, how was your night?
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- Oh, you're not ready for it.
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Sammy got so messy Nate,
it was so embarrassing.
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She needs to sort it out.
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She won't listen to me,
maybe you can talk to her.
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And she's sofa surfing at the moment.
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Maybe she could stay with you.
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I mean, me and Jase would
have her at ours but,
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It's Jase's flat and I don't want him
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to think I'm taking the piss.
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I mean Sammy's taking the piss but
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I think she'd be different
if she was living with you.
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Nate, Nate?
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- What?
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- So what do you think
about Sammy living with you?
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- No, she can jog on.
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- Um.
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- Uh, it's kinda your responsibility Nate.
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- Responsibility?
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Look, ever since mum died all I've done is
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look after you guys.
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You need to learn how to
stand on your own two feet.
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I know that she's already
asked you and Jase,
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and you said no because you
want your own little love nest.
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So jog on.
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- Mum, yeah, what did
mum say on her deathbed?
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She said you need to look
after your little sisters,
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protect us, thanks Nate, I'll
tell Sammy you (mumbles).
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- Jay, Jay I said no!
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Oh fuck off!
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- Shame on you.
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(electronic music)
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- So anyway, he's not texting me back.
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Shagging some slag it's
like sort your head out,
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she's just left school.
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- Excuse me can I have a lighter?
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- I was talking.
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You've got no business coming
over here interrupting me.
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It's rude.
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- Sorry.
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- Anyway, where was I before
I was rudely interrupted.
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- You shouldn't be sleeping
with a married man anyway Sammy,
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It's not very karma friendly, is it Poppy?
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Pops, I said it's not
very karma friendly is it?
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- No, no it'll come back around.
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- Poppy's right Sammy,
it'll come back round.
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- I am starving, my bra
strap it's proper rubbing.
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I wanna take it off.
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Hey it's a shame Nate's
not here to see this,
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he might enjoy it.
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- That's not very appropriate is it Poppy.
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He's our brother.
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Apologize please.
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- Sorry.
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- Good girl, well done, much appreciated.
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Now let's get you fed.
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- Yes please, chips
cheese and gravy please.
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Mmm, I can almost taste it.
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- Poppy, we've talked about
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chips cheese and gravy haven't we.
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You know I can't be seen
with you eating that.
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- Go on, be boring, go and get some food.
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Can always get stamped in first.
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- [Jay] Oh go on then.
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(clearing throat)
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- Sorry.
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- How much has she had to drink?
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- Who?
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- You.
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- Have you heard him?
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It's four o'clock!
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- You ain't coming in love.
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- [Sammy] Well I don't want to
go in your shitty bar anyway
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it's full of little slags.
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- True that.
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- Who you calling a slag?
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- Can smell your fanny from here.
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- Yeah, well it's probably
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her boyfriend's cum you can smell.
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I shagged Jase this morning, it was shit.
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- Jase wouldn't do that.
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- Hold me fucking bag.
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- [Voiceover] To my beautiful boy Nathan.
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I don't need to tell you to
look after Sammy and Jayden,
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I know you will.
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But look after each other.
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I wish I could be around
to protect you all,
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this is what scares me the most,
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knowing I'm leaving you all behind.
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Sammy may appear to be strong
but she's the most vulnerable.
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Not that she would ever admit that.
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Jay, let her think she's right.
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Her heart's in the right place even though
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her head isn't half the time.
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She takes a while.
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They both look up to you, and Nate,
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you need to look after you.
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Find yourself and make every day count.
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Breathe your music.
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(melancholy music)
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- I'm sorry Nate.
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I didn't mean what I said before.
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- Don't be stupid.
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Anyway, I've already got
some cheese on toast on.
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You always did have a
pathological sense Nate.
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- Do you mean telepathic?
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- Yeah exactly, you had that too.
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(melancholy music)
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(phone ringing)
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What is it Jase?
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Put her on the phone.
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She's an absolute Jezebel.
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What is it, did she stick
her fingers up your arse
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because I wouldn't?
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Put her on the phone!
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(smoke detector beeping)
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(smoke detector beeping)
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- You having trouble mate,
do you want the number?
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- Phone number?
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- No, it's five four three O.
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The number to silence the alarm.
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- Oh yeah.
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(beeping)
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Sorry about that.
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- Condoms.
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- What?
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- Stick a condom over it,
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stops your alarm going off.
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- Right yeah.
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- Do you fancy a joint?
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- I'd love to but me
sister's upstairs crying so
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I'd better go and sort that out.
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- Alright, give me two
minutes I'll come right up.
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- Okay, right.
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- It's like the fucking Illuminati
are just everywhere man.
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They've got these chips,
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which they're gonna put in
your hand one of these days,
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and we'll need to scan them
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when you wanna buy pizza at Tescos.
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- No thanks.
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- Your money's stored on this chip,
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and they pay you for
the chip in your hand.
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- Sounds fucked.
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- Maybe you should write a song about it.
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What kind of stuff do you write anyway?
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- Nothing much at the moment,
I've got writers block.
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There's this open mic night thing
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coming up in a few weeks
but they want new material.
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- Fucking go for it man.
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Look, I'll help you write a song.
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(out of tune chords)
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♫ My name is Nate
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♫ I got writers block
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♫ Please make it stop
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♫ Or my heart will go on
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♫ And on and on ♫
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- No, yeah, that was brilliant that.
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- It's a shame Adriana's not here.
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She loves chatting shit,
she'll be well gutted.
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- She your bird then?
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- No.
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She's not my type mate, trust me.
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I'm single.
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Me and Andy work together in a bar.
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- What's your type then?
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- Dark hair, good body, bit
of facial hair would be nice.
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- She sounds proper fit.
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- She's clearly a man.
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So what's your type then?
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- I dunno.
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- Dark hair, good body,
bit of facial hair?
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Sure you're not tempted?
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- Shut up you dick (mumbles).
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♫ Chris and Emma at breakfast
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♫ On Radio Gay UK Gaydio ♫
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- [Voiceover] (mumbles)
And Lee Jennings on vocals,
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and Paul Ing on (mumbles).
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- Don't mind me.
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I'm just enjoying my breakfast.
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- Who the fuck are you?
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- I'm Poppy, Jay's friend.
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Your future wife.
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(laughing)
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Just kidding.
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- Jay!
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- Jay he is really fit.
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- Poppy, close your
mouth when you're eating.
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Looks like I missed out on
all the fun last night boys?
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Nate where did you get
your little friend from?
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Just to let you know,
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I caught my boyfriend
cheating on me last night so,
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quite vulnerable.
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- Right.
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(knocking)
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- Poppy, go and get the
door make yourself useful.
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Go on, hop to it.
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Good girl.
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Oh, cosy.
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- Morning Andy.
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This is Adriana, me flatmate.
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- Oh, so you're not
girlfriend boyfriend then?
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Hiya I'm Jayden, pleased to meet you.
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- Course I'm not his girlfriend, he's--
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- Leaving, you're all leaving
I've got to get to work.
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- This is not what I was going to say.
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- [Jase] Jay, babe!
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- Jay, I suggest you go and sort that out.
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- Poppy, tell him I'm not interested.
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Go (mumbles) please Poppy.
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- Jay, no you go and do it.
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Before I go and knock him out.
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- As if Nate, you're so funny.
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- Right, I think we should make a move.
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Do you fancy a beer later?
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- Yeah.
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- She said you're an F-ing knob Jase.
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- For fucks sakes Pops.
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Tell her she's my only sexy face,
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that girl meant nothing and
I was absolutely smashed.
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- He said,
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for fucks sake Poppy, tell
her she's me only sexy face
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that girl meant nothing he was so smashed.
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- Unacceptable.
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- Right.
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She said unacceptable.
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- Fuck, I didn't know what day it was,
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I didn't know my own name.
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Nothing happened that I
remember, It's an easy mistake.
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- He said--
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- I heard what he said Poppy.
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- And tell her,
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tell her she's the only
one that I'm hot for.
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- Then you need to cool down.
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- For fucks sake babe.
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- I've moved in here
and I'm not coming back.
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Poppy you need to go and
get my things from Jase's.
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There's some money in my purse.
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- But there's only £1.50 in here Jay.
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- The bus is only a pound Poppy.
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- But it takes 45 minutes!
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- I'm going through trauma here.
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The last thing I need is you
scrounging money off me okay.
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- Okay yeah, sorry Jay.
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I'll be back in a couple of hours.
264
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,427
- Quick as you can please Poppy.
265
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:57,469
- Yes Nate.
266
00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:58,302
- Alright mate.
267
00:14:58,302 --> 00:14:59,708
- Just thinking about you.
268
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:00,975
Got off work early and thought
269
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:02,902
I'm taking Nate out for a pint tonight.
270
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,027
- Look I'd love to but I've
got some stuff to sort out.
271
00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:08,013
- Our Jay's moving in
for a couple of weeks so,
272
00:15:08,013 --> 00:15:09,821
I kinda need to lay down the law.
273
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,407
- That's alright, you've got to do
274
00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:13,804
your big brother thing I get it.
275
00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:16,280
- I promise we'll go out
for a beer soon yeah?
276
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,563
- Alright, sounds good
to me, catch you later.
277
00:15:19,563 --> 00:15:20,646
- Later mate.
278
00:15:26,113 --> 00:15:29,052
(electronic music)
279
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:30,607
- [Jay] She doesn't care, Adriana.
280
00:15:30,607 --> 00:15:32,288
- [Adriana] What, she tell me she move it,
281
00:15:32,288 --> 00:15:34,185
so I (mumbles).
282
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:37,270
- Sammy, pop some hairspray
in before you do that.
283
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,376
Otherwise it won't stay.
284
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:40,516
- Don't tell me what to do.
285
00:15:40,516 --> 00:15:43,332
(electronic music)
286
00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:44,944
- [Jay] Which, which--
287
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,140
- Go on darling tell me,
this one, or this one?
288
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,540
- Um, either I don't really care.
289
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,716
Don't care.
290
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,986
I feel like we've known
her for ages, don't you?
291
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,464
Sammy?
292
00:15:54,464 --> 00:15:56,893
- Nate's home, do you want a drink?
293
00:15:56,893 --> 00:15:58,146
- Hiya Nate.
294
00:15:58,146 --> 00:15:59,898
- Oh Nate, you're not with Jonny?
295
00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:01,108
You should come out tonight.
296
00:16:01,108 --> 00:16:04,612
It's so hard living with a
man sometimes, so smelly.
297
00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:05,990
- I know that, I know I know.
298
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:08,208
I was saying the other day wasn't I Nate?
299
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:11,502
Nate, this place needs
a girly touch, Nate?
300
00:16:11,502 --> 00:16:14,419
(electronic music)
301
00:16:18,169 --> 00:16:19,874
- Check one two, what go on?
302
00:16:19,874 --> 00:16:23,105
Hello, hello everyone welcome
to our first open mic night,
303
00:16:23,105 --> 00:16:26,183
my name is Damien Ludlow and
I'll be your host this evening.
304
00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,350
- You alright.
305
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:33,626
You alright mate.
306
00:16:34,509 --> 00:16:37,149
- Check you out Mr Popular!
307
00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:40,161
- You can nae be this good
looking and not get noticed.
308
00:16:40,161 --> 00:16:42,594
- Very funny, and big headed.
309
00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:43,974
- First on the mic this evening we've got
310
00:16:43,974 --> 00:16:45,290
My Lyrical Mind!
311
00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:48,623
(cheering and applause)
312
00:16:49,462 --> 00:16:51,421
- I've worked in a lot
of the bars around here.
313
00:16:51,421 --> 00:16:54,001
I work for a bit, save,
then go travelling.
314
00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:54,834
I love it.
315
00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:59,836
- Sounds perfect, I'd love
to do something like that.
316
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:02,775
- Well you make it sound
like it's something
317
00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:04,397
you can't do Nate.
318
00:17:04,397 --> 00:17:06,758
You can do anything you want
if you put your mind to it.
319
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,419
♫ Beautiful scene ♫
320
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,313
- I was gonna sign up to do this you know.
321
00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:13,464
♫ Saw us there ♫
322
00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:14,661
- Well let's enter you now then,
323
00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:16,649
It's probably not too late.
324
00:17:16,649 --> 00:17:19,038
- No, I don't really feel like it.
325
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,353
- Oh come on, you know
you want to do it really.
326
00:17:21,353 --> 00:17:24,155
Look I'll fill in the form,
all you have to do it turn up.
327
00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:26,441
It's probably not for a while anyway.
328
00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:28,323
You should at least give it a try.
329
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:29,637
- Nah.
330
00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:31,234
- Look. You stay here, I'll go to the bar,
331
00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:32,625
grab us a pen and then
we'll fill in the form--
332
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,746
- Look, I just said no, I
don't want to sing alright.
333
00:17:35,746 --> 00:17:37,806
Will you just leave it?
334
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,459
- What?
335
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,582
Oh don't be like that.
336
00:17:40,582 --> 00:17:42,568
- Do you know what, I'm gonna go.
337
00:17:42,568 --> 00:17:43,582
I'll see you later.
338
00:17:43,582 --> 00:17:46,512
♫ Just say you won't ♫
339
00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:47,809
- [Jonny] Nate!
340
00:17:47,809 --> 00:17:52,148
♫ Look back with a rare song
341
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:55,898
♫ The wild wind swept us all
342
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,868
♫ But when it landed in one piece ♫
343
00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:05,118
(knocking)
344
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:12,834
- Yeah?
345
00:18:16,069 --> 00:18:17,906
- You left your front door open,
346
00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:21,323
just wanted to check if you were alright.
347
00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:24,693
I get a bit carried away sometimes mate.
348
00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:26,120
I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have gone on like that.
349
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:29,037
- No, I'm sorry I was being a dick.
350
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:38,341
- Well good night Nate, see you around.
351
00:18:38,341 --> 00:18:40,174
- Do you fancy a beer?
352
00:18:42,299 --> 00:18:45,299
Um, I've got some beers if you want.
353
00:18:47,164 --> 00:18:49,664
- I'll never say no to a beer.
354
00:18:53,906 --> 00:18:54,739
You mind if I have a smoke?
355
00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:55,572
- No.
356
00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:17,510
- So you are at least
thought about entering then.
357
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:21,677
- Yeah well, I thought
about it the other day but,
358
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:26,592
I dunno, I've never really
sung in front of people before.
359
00:19:26,592 --> 00:19:30,046
- I'd love for you to sing for me.
360
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:31,388
I mean I heard you the other day
361
00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:33,971
and I though you was like, wow.
362
00:19:35,398 --> 00:19:38,531
But I'd love it if you
actually sang for me.
363
00:19:38,531 --> 00:19:39,364
- I dunno.
364
00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:46,828
Fine, but,
365
00:19:49,374 --> 00:19:51,374
it's a dead old song so.
366
00:19:56,186 --> 00:19:59,201
I'm gonna close my eyes because
I get a bit embarrassed.
367
00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:00,284
- Just do it.
368
00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:09,132
(acoustic guitar music)
369
00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:26,923
♫ We've all lost someone
370
00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:29,506
♫ In our lives
371
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:36,058
♫ That we'd loved and lost
372
00:20:36,058 --> 00:20:40,225
♫ We all need someone in our hearts
373
00:20:45,836 --> 00:20:48,686
♫ At any cost
374
00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:51,895
♫ We all have someone
375
00:20:51,895 --> 00:20:56,062
♫ In our lives ♫
376
00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:04,540
- Nate, you're giving me goosebumps.
377
00:21:07,012 --> 00:21:09,429
What are you doing to me man?
378
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:12,500
- So you liked it?
379
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,583
- I loved it.
380
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:25,908
- Sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
381
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:29,294
- I'm not.
382
00:21:34,308 --> 00:21:37,226
- I can't believe she let
me finger her at the bar.
383
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:41,259
- Oh I know, disgusting, in
Brazil she would be stoned.
384
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,650
- Hi boys, Jonny's here.
385
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,221
Are you waiting for me?
386
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,778
- He's not here for you
darling, he fancies your--
387
00:21:47,778 --> 00:21:49,347
- Who got fingered?
388
00:21:49,347 --> 00:21:53,514
- Poppy, at the bar, while
she was ordering my drink.
389
00:21:54,382 --> 00:21:55,643
Oh.
390
00:21:55,643 --> 00:21:58,476
(imitating phone)
391
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,318
- Hello.
392
00:22:05,318 --> 00:22:07,651
- Oh hello, Jonny, it's Jay.
393
00:22:08,509 --> 00:22:09,725
- Yeah alright.
394
00:22:09,725 --> 00:22:14,567
- Yeah, I just phoned to
say I'm going for a shower
395
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,650
because I'm really dirty.
396
00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:21,526
Night night, say night night.
397
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,375
- Night.
398
00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:29,769
- [Jay] Filthy.
399
00:22:35,081 --> 00:22:37,704
- Okay, I'm off to bed.
400
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,871
Good night boys, have fun.
401
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:58,567
- Actually I think I'll
call it a night too.
402
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,173
Can I take you out tomorrow?
403
00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,063
- Yeah.
404
00:23:09,114 --> 00:23:10,281
I'd like that.
405
00:23:12,128 --> 00:23:14,045
- Okay, be ready at 10.
406
00:23:24,381 --> 00:23:25,298
Night Nate.
407
00:23:37,747 --> 00:23:40,164
- Babe, I bought you flowers!
408
00:23:41,168 --> 00:23:42,867
And I've got your favorite chocolate.
409
00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:43,805
- Do you know what Jase?
410
00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:46,388
You can take this and fuck off!
411
00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:49,430
You could have took my
frigging eye out then.
412
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:51,456
- Good, at least then
you wouldn't be able to
413
00:23:51,456 --> 00:23:55,320
stare at any fucking slag
that walked past you.
414
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,336
- I bought you flower.
415
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,169
Shit!
416
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:02,757
(rock music)
417
00:24:15,046 --> 00:24:17,123
- This band are ace.
418
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,429
- I know you'd like them.
419
00:24:18,429 --> 00:24:20,098
That'll be you up there on day soon.
420
00:24:20,098 --> 00:24:21,302
- Yeah right.
421
00:24:21,302 --> 00:24:23,207
Right you, shots.
422
00:24:23,207 --> 00:24:25,133
I've decided every time
you moan about singing
423
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,823
you have to do a shot.
424
00:24:26,823 --> 00:24:30,296
- Alright bring it on,
you're paying though.
425
00:24:30,296 --> 00:24:32,015
♫ I got this feeling ♫
426
00:24:32,015 --> 00:24:33,759
- Hey Natey boy, hi.
427
00:24:33,759 --> 00:24:37,404
I didn't know that you were
into the Sons of the Strange.
428
00:24:37,404 --> 00:24:40,554
- I'm not me mate loves them,
429
00:24:40,554 --> 00:24:42,915
just brought me along.
430
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:43,748
- Alright.
431
00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:46,592
Woohoo!
432
00:24:48,956 --> 00:24:53,123
So um, are we gonna catch that
second drink any time soon?
433
00:24:54,972 --> 00:24:56,362
- You alright.
434
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,779
- This is Debbie.
435
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,805
- I had a primary school
teacher called Debbie.
436
00:25:00,805 --> 00:25:02,216
She was strict as fuck.
437
00:25:02,216 --> 00:25:05,231
♫ Because I got this
feeling you will be mine ♫
438
00:25:05,231 --> 00:25:07,312
- Anyway, let me know Nate.
439
00:25:07,312 --> 00:25:08,812
I'm free Saturday.
440
00:25:10,321 --> 00:25:11,154
- Cool.
441
00:25:12,061 --> 00:25:15,448
♫ Time keeps turning time
keeps spinning around ♫
442
00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:18,130
- She looks like she's wearing
one of my nan's numbers.
443
00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:20,963
- Yeah she's just some bird I
went on a date with ages ago.
444
00:25:20,963 --> 00:25:23,568
- How come she didn't make
it to the second round then?
445
00:25:23,568 --> 00:25:25,985
(rock music)
446
00:25:32,837 --> 00:25:35,646
I got two left feet me,
I can't control them.
447
00:25:35,646 --> 00:25:37,564
- Yeah I can see that, It's embarrassing.
448
00:25:37,564 --> 00:25:41,433
- Oh alright then, you
show me how it's done.
449
00:25:41,433 --> 00:25:42,683
- Yes, come on!
450
00:25:43,693 --> 00:25:45,360
- Alright, show off.
451
00:25:46,803 --> 00:25:48,704
- Right, where to next?
452
00:25:48,704 --> 00:25:51,964
- Where do you want the night to take us?
453
00:25:51,964 --> 00:25:56,131
♫ Take it or leave it every time ♫
454
00:26:09,358 --> 00:26:11,817
- Just listen to that.
455
00:26:11,817 --> 00:26:12,650
- What?
456
00:26:14,076 --> 00:26:18,516
- Your flat, sounds quiet
up there for a change.
457
00:26:18,516 --> 00:26:21,799
- Yeah well that's not gonna last.
458
00:26:21,799 --> 00:26:24,984
Any minute now Jay'll be
through that door crying.
459
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,706
And Sammy, she'll smell that a mile off.
460
00:26:27,706 --> 00:26:30,287
She's like a sniffer dog.
461
00:26:30,287 --> 00:26:33,432
- Has it always been like this?
462
00:26:33,432 --> 00:26:35,584
- What, chaotic?
463
00:26:35,584 --> 00:26:37,667
Yeah a bit of an handful.
464
00:26:41,257 --> 00:26:43,174
I dunno how she did it.
465
00:26:44,374 --> 00:26:46,850
Me mum was brilliant with them.
466
00:26:46,850 --> 00:26:48,683
She just had this way.
467
00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:52,058
- When did she die?
468
00:26:54,484 --> 00:26:58,229
Sorry, you don't have to talk about it.
469
00:26:58,229 --> 00:27:02,312
- It would have been eight
years ago last Friday.
470
00:27:05,317 --> 00:27:08,412
- I'm sure she's proud mate.
471
00:27:08,412 --> 00:27:09,495
- I doubt it.
472
00:27:12,569 --> 00:27:15,276
I can't do it as well as she did.
473
00:27:15,276 --> 00:27:19,156
Which is a joke because
she thought I could.
474
00:27:19,156 --> 00:27:23,156
Sounds like bollocks but
they just need me here.
475
00:27:24,939 --> 00:27:27,519
I'm kinda like the glue.
476
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:29,602
Fucking Pritt Stick glue.
477
00:27:31,825 --> 00:27:35,179
Sammy off every weekend
getting off with married men
478
00:27:35,179 --> 00:27:38,165
and Jay she just sits at
home reading horoscopes
479
00:27:38,165 --> 00:27:40,248
hoping things get better.
480
00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:45,587
- Yeah but, who's the glue for you?
481
00:27:52,498 --> 00:27:55,281
- I dunno, music I suppose.
482
00:27:55,281 --> 00:27:57,089
- Well that's bollocks mate,
483
00:27:57,089 --> 00:27:58,122
she would have wanted you to be--
484
00:27:58,122 --> 00:28:02,061
- No, she wanted me to look after them,
485
00:28:02,061 --> 00:28:04,045
to make sure they're on track.
486
00:28:04,045 --> 00:28:06,783
- Yeah but Nate, are you happy?
487
00:28:06,783 --> 00:28:09,448
- It doesn't matter whether
I'm happy, are they happy?
488
00:28:09,448 --> 00:28:11,859
That's what people don't get.
489
00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:14,969
If you would have seen how
she was when she was dying.
490
00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:17,382
If you'd have seen what
they've been through.
491
00:28:17,382 --> 00:28:18,465
You'd get it.
492
00:28:21,207 --> 00:28:23,950
- You don't have to explain it mate.
493
00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:25,300
Just seems to me like you forget
494
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,967
that you've been through it too.
495
00:28:28,922 --> 00:28:32,044
You know, you just have to
put yourself first sometimes.
496
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,771
Especially if no one else will.
497
00:28:34,771 --> 00:28:36,205
- Yeah well,
498
00:28:36,205 --> 00:28:40,178
sorry I just don't really
like talking about it.
499
00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:41,095
Sorry mate.
500
00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:49,008
There wasn't much left,
it's a pretty skinny one.
501
00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:54,935
Will you promise to do something?
502
00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:57,157
- I'm not singing.
503
00:28:57,157 --> 00:28:59,265
I don't care if you've
got shots or whatever.
504
00:28:59,265 --> 00:29:03,661
- No, will you promise to do
something for you this week.
505
00:29:03,661 --> 00:29:05,537
It doesn't have to be something mental,
506
00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:07,738
but just something.
507
00:29:07,738 --> 00:29:09,360
- Yes.
508
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,771
- No, promise or I'm
having all this spliff.
509
00:29:12,771 --> 00:29:14,271
- Fine, I promise.
510
00:29:15,364 --> 00:29:16,899
- Good, you're still
not getting any spliff.
511
00:29:16,899 --> 00:29:18,327
- Oh come on now, please!
512
00:29:18,327 --> 00:29:20,577
(grunting)
513
00:29:42,387 --> 00:29:43,814
Fuck!
514
00:29:43,814 --> 00:29:45,814
- I knew he was gay boy.
515
00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:48,939
- Relax, it's just Andy.
516
00:29:48,939 --> 00:29:50,769
- Nate, you're so phony.
517
00:29:50,769 --> 00:29:54,667
I knew you were gay boy,
I have lots of gay boys.
518
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,891
I know when I see.
519
00:29:56,891 --> 00:29:58,561
- Look, Andy, don't tell
his sisters alright,
520
00:29:58,561 --> 00:30:00,186
it's not like it is with me.
521
00:30:00,186 --> 00:30:04,233
- Don't worry, in Brazil
we keep secrets, trust me.
522
00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:07,776
- Please, you don't
understand the shit I'll get.
523
00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:10,830
- It's so sex-mantic, I love it.
524
00:30:10,830 --> 00:30:12,621
You're so phony.
525
00:30:12,621 --> 00:30:14,871
(laughing)
526
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:18,192
- She's not going to say anything is she?
527
00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:20,485
- Relax, maybe this could be
528
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:23,152
the one thing for you this week.
529
00:30:26,229 --> 00:30:29,062
(soft rock music)
530
00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:28,495
Trying to sneak off charmer?
531
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:30,162
- No, I've got work.
532
00:31:32,237 --> 00:31:33,737
- Wish you didn't.
533
00:31:34,772 --> 00:31:38,939
We could lay in bed all day,
watch films, eat crisps.
534
00:31:42,123 --> 00:31:45,089
I wouldn't even mind
that you constantly fart.
535
00:31:45,089 --> 00:31:46,683
- Jog on.
536
00:31:46,683 --> 00:31:51,102
- Seriously mate, all
night it's pretty shocking.
537
00:31:51,102 --> 00:31:53,107
You're lucky that I like you.
538
00:31:53,107 --> 00:31:55,721
- Yeah, well you snore and that's worse.
539
00:31:55,721 --> 00:31:58,554
- Snoring ain't as bad as farting.
540
00:32:03,801 --> 00:32:07,098
- I really enjoyed last night.
541
00:32:07,098 --> 00:32:09,434
- It was alright I suppose.
542
00:32:09,434 --> 00:32:11,518
(chuckling)
543
00:32:11,518 --> 00:32:14,123
I'll come by and see you later,
544
00:32:14,123 --> 00:32:16,087
might bring you some food if you're lucky.
545
00:32:16,087 --> 00:32:18,301
- Yeah well, you know what they say,
546
00:32:18,301 --> 00:32:22,468
the way to any man's heart
is through his stomach.
547
00:32:30,058 --> 00:32:31,308
- I'll see you.
548
00:32:34,984 --> 00:32:38,138
- I hope you didn't leave the
bag in for too long Sammy.
549
00:32:38,138 --> 00:32:39,143
- Um no.
550
00:32:39,143 --> 00:32:40,461
- Pass it up here then.
551
00:32:40,461 --> 00:32:41,638
- [Sammy] Make you one in a minute.
552
00:32:41,638 --> 00:32:42,471
- No.
553
00:32:43,945 --> 00:32:45,910
- Ooh.
- [Sammy] Alright.
554
00:32:45,910 --> 00:32:47,020
The wanderer returns.
555
00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:50,729
So where did you stay
last night you dirt box?
556
00:32:50,729 --> 00:32:53,140
- Looks like you've got competition Poppy.
557
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,155
So Prince Charming, spill the beans.
558
00:32:56,155 --> 00:32:58,322
- A gentlemen never tells.
559
00:32:59,293 --> 00:33:01,276
- You don't have to, by
the smile on your face
560
00:33:01,276 --> 00:33:04,094
you definitely emptied your ball bag.
561
00:33:04,094 --> 00:33:06,036
- I wouldn't put it quite like that
562
00:33:06,036 --> 00:33:07,137
but you do look radiant.
563
00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:08,849
Your aura is speaking volumes.
564
00:33:08,849 --> 00:33:11,042
Poppy, yours is green.
565
00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:12,239
- What does that mean?
566
00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:13,072
- Envy.
567
00:33:14,124 --> 00:33:16,292
- So, who is the bitch then.
568
00:33:16,292 --> 00:33:18,435
- I told you, I'm not saying.
569
00:33:18,435 --> 00:33:20,098
Jay, stick some toast on,
I'm gonna get a shower.
570
00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:22,626
- So you definitely
got your end away then?
571
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:26,065
Go and wash the smell
of sex, you reek of it.
572
00:33:26,065 --> 00:33:27,602
- Poppy, toast.
573
00:33:27,602 --> 00:33:29,417
Nate's been making love all night,
574
00:33:29,417 --> 00:33:30,945
he's probably ravenous!
575
00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:33,428
(laughing)
576
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,845
(rock music)
577
00:33:38,609 --> 00:33:40,291
- Morning handsome.
578
00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:42,234
- You alright mate.
579
00:33:42,234 --> 00:33:45,136
- Right, I thought it's
a shame that you and I
580
00:33:45,136 --> 00:33:48,141
can't go on a picnic so I
decided to bring one to you.
581
00:33:48,141 --> 00:33:49,940
We've got peanut butter sandwiches,
582
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:52,795
jam sandwiches, Monster
Munch and scotch eggs.
583
00:33:52,795 --> 00:33:54,675
But you fart enough so
I'll be eating them.
584
00:33:54,675 --> 00:33:55,886
- Shut up.
585
00:33:55,886 --> 00:33:57,894
- Oh what, you're not a scotch egg man?
586
00:33:57,894 --> 00:34:00,142
- No, but Monster Munch and peanut butter?
587
00:34:00,142 --> 00:34:01,203
I think you're my hero.
588
00:34:01,203 --> 00:34:02,620
- Of course I am.
589
00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:06,000
- Oh, check this out I've
been writing a new song.
590
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,250
- [Jonny] Cool.
591
00:34:08,811 --> 00:34:11,864
- Hello boys, did you have fun last night?
592
00:34:11,864 --> 00:34:13,162
- We did.
593
00:34:13,162 --> 00:34:16,452
- Aw good, so I'm doing a
shift at a new bar tonight
594
00:34:16,452 --> 00:34:18,926
and I wondered if you
boys wanted to join me?
595
00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:22,296
I can get you in for free,
the bouncer he fuck me.
596
00:34:22,296 --> 00:34:24,412
(laughing)
597
00:34:24,412 --> 00:34:26,829
(rock music)
598
00:34:38,404 --> 00:34:39,555
- Right, I'm going toilet.
599
00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:40,388
- Alright.
600
00:34:44,745 --> 00:34:49,050
♫ Hello hello I'm back again
601
00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:53,546
♫ Singing the same old song again ♫
602
00:34:53,546 --> 00:34:56,556
(rock music)
603
00:34:56,556 --> 00:34:58,391
- Why don't you ever text me back?
604
00:34:58,391 --> 00:34:59,580
- Jesus Christ!
605
00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:01,997
(rock music)
606
00:35:03,978 --> 00:35:05,757
I've got a new phone haven't I.
607
00:35:05,757 --> 00:35:07,836
I haven't got your number.
608
00:35:07,836 --> 00:35:10,460
- Well take it now then.
609
00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:12,787
Or take me, here now.
610
00:35:12,787 --> 00:35:15,520
- No no, I'm with someone.
611
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,520
- What, who?
612
00:35:18,268 --> 00:35:20,851
- You probably haven't seen her.
613
00:35:20,851 --> 00:35:22,434
- She's very short.
614
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:24,687
- What?
615
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:26,268
Is she a dwarf?
616
00:35:26,268 --> 00:35:27,681
- No.
617
00:35:27,681 --> 00:35:28,931
- He's with me.
618
00:35:31,585 --> 00:35:34,992
- Yeah right, Nate's not a turd burglar.
619
00:35:34,992 --> 00:35:36,575
- What did you say?
620
00:35:38,496 --> 00:35:41,437
- I said he's not packing your fudge.
621
00:35:41,437 --> 00:35:42,785
- You stupid little girl!
622
00:35:42,785 --> 00:35:44,065
- Jonny, just leave it alright.
623
00:35:44,065 --> 00:35:45,725
- No, she can't go around
saying stuff like that.
624
00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:47,808
- Will you just fuck off.
625
00:35:52,215 --> 00:35:53,977
- Fuck you Nate!
626
00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:56,394
(rock music)
627
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,863
- You want a drink?
628
00:36:32,082 --> 00:36:34,513
Look if you're not gonna speak
you can go back to your flat.
629
00:36:34,513 --> 00:36:37,096
I'm not forcing you to be here.
630
00:36:37,951 --> 00:36:39,146
- No because the thing is Nate,
631
00:36:39,146 --> 00:36:41,450
I wanna know what the
fuck's going on here.
632
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:44,113
Are you just taking the
piss out of me or what?
633
00:36:44,113 --> 00:36:45,417
- What?
634
00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:48,636
- That girl, she thinks
I'm an absolute joke.
635
00:36:48,636 --> 00:36:50,219
Are you gay or not.
636
00:36:52,264 --> 00:36:54,347
- I'm not, I'm just Nate.
637
00:36:56,619 --> 00:37:00,119
- Yeah well that's not good enough for me.
638
00:37:02,276 --> 00:37:04,859
- Why do I have to be anything?
639
00:37:06,549 --> 00:37:08,011
Why do you have to stick me in
640
00:37:08,011 --> 00:37:11,344
some fucking pen with gay written on it?
641
00:37:15,155 --> 00:37:17,735
- Okay, so what is it we've been doing,
642
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:18,846
because I thought that we were.
643
00:37:18,846 --> 00:37:19,953
- What?
644
00:37:19,953 --> 00:37:22,256
You thought we were what?
645
00:37:22,256 --> 00:37:24,836
Because we've just been hanging out.
646
00:37:24,836 --> 00:37:27,722
- Right, so you kiss everyone
you hang out with do you?
647
00:37:27,722 --> 00:37:28,999
That's very straight.
648
00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:30,538
- Oh don't take the piss.
649
00:37:30,538 --> 00:37:32,047
I don't know what I am alright?
650
00:37:32,047 --> 00:37:33,477
- Well are you gay or not?
651
00:37:33,477 --> 00:37:36,335
- I don't know, it's not as easy as that.
652
00:37:36,335 --> 00:37:37,516
- So you're bisexual then?
653
00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:40,766
- I don't know, will you just leave it.
654
00:37:42,519 --> 00:37:43,686
Fine, I'm gay.
655
00:37:45,295 --> 00:37:50,034
Is that what you wanna hear,
does that make it better?
656
00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:51,783
(whooshing)
657
00:37:51,783 --> 00:37:53,555
- Fucking pregnant.
658
00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:55,645
- Oh for fucks sake.
659
00:37:55,645 --> 00:37:58,054
- Get me an ice lolly
out of the freezer Nate.
660
00:37:58,054 --> 00:37:59,058
- Pregnant?
661
00:37:59,058 --> 00:38:00,190
Are you sure?
662
00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:01,856
- Of course I'm fucking sure!
663
00:38:01,856 --> 00:38:04,877
- She made me steal one from
a Boots late night chemist.
664
00:38:04,877 --> 00:38:06,455
Do you think they've got CCTV?
665
00:38:06,455 --> 00:38:10,622
- Poppy, you need to get
Sammy a yellow ice lolly now.
666
00:38:14,413 --> 00:38:16,958
- Why does he always leave when I turn up?
667
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:19,708
Must me a Leo, I clash with Leos.
668
00:38:23,285 --> 00:38:24,785
- Why's she got a bag with her?
669
00:38:24,785 --> 00:38:26,640
- Because I'm staying here for a bit.
670
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,158
Poppy's mam kicked me out.
671
00:38:28,158 --> 00:38:29,594
She said I have an aggressive tone.
672
00:38:29,594 --> 00:38:30,715
- She's got a bun in her oven.
673
00:38:30,715 --> 00:38:31,710
A pea in her pod.
674
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,007
She's Keith Cheggers.
675
00:38:33,007 --> 00:38:34,714
You can't kick her out Nate.
676
00:38:34,714 --> 00:38:35,953
- Who's the dad?
677
00:38:35,953 --> 00:38:39,428
- Don't start Nate, he's married.
678
00:38:39,428 --> 00:38:42,182
- Oh quality, and where do
you think you're gonna sleep?
679
00:38:42,182 --> 00:38:43,509
- With you and Jay.
680
00:38:43,509 --> 00:38:46,232
- It's only 'til the baby's
born Nate, chill out.
681
00:38:46,232 --> 00:38:47,535
- That's nine months!
682
00:38:47,535 --> 00:38:48,610
(whooshing)
683
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:51,715
- What fucking have you done to Jonny?
684
00:38:51,715 --> 00:38:53,537
- Who the fuck is she talking to?
685
00:38:53,537 --> 00:38:55,122
- Oh you gay boys have drama all the time.
686
00:38:55,122 --> 00:38:56,851
You, come with me.
687
00:38:56,851 --> 00:38:59,094
- Uh, what does she mean gay boys Nate?
688
00:38:59,094 --> 00:39:01,293
- Who the hell is she calling gay?
689
00:39:01,293 --> 00:39:03,660
- In Brazil I beat
bigger women than you up.
690
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:07,076
- Yeah, well I'm fucking pregnant.
691
00:39:07,076 --> 00:39:08,779
- Well then we no fight today.
692
00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:11,128
- Look she's chatting shit, I'm not gay.
693
00:39:11,128 --> 00:39:12,148
- Poppy get her out.
694
00:39:12,148 --> 00:39:14,663
- I leave myself, don't touch.
695
00:39:14,663 --> 00:39:17,163
- Poppy, stay here sweetheart.
696
00:39:19,032 --> 00:39:19,865
- Nate!
697
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:24,785
(mumbles)
698
00:39:24,785 --> 00:39:26,196
- [Sammy] She better watch her mouth,
699
00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:27,509
coming in here calling you a poof.
700
00:39:27,509 --> 00:39:28,798
She'll get her fucking head kicked in.
701
00:39:28,798 --> 00:39:29,953
- Oh she's alright Sammy,
702
00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:31,357
she doesn't know what
she's going on about.
703
00:39:31,357 --> 00:39:34,706
He aura's everywhere,
colors, off the chart.
704
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,182
- Yeah well I'm going
to sleep so good night.
705
00:39:36,182 --> 00:39:39,473
- No you're not, where's it come from?
706
00:39:39,473 --> 00:39:40,774
- You're not gay are you Nate?
707
00:39:40,774 --> 00:39:42,107
- No, goodnight.
708
00:39:43,844 --> 00:39:45,304
- Well, leave him to it.
709
00:39:45,304 --> 00:39:47,150
If he says he isn't then he isn't.
710
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:48,642
As bad as that Brazilian wax.
711
00:39:48,642 --> 00:39:49,712
- Uh, that's racist Sammy.
712
00:39:49,712 --> 00:39:52,712
Go on then, who have you slept with?
713
00:39:54,811 --> 00:39:57,129
- Do you really want a list?
714
00:39:57,129 --> 00:39:57,962
- Yeah.
715
00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,146
- Fine.
716
00:40:02,794 --> 00:40:07,189
Carla Benson, Michelle,
that bird with the lazy eye
717
00:40:07,189 --> 00:40:10,061
who works behind the bar in Vaults.
718
00:40:10,061 --> 00:40:11,152
- You better have been smashed
719
00:40:11,152 --> 00:40:13,540
because she's fucking hanging.
720
00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:16,123
- Lisa from the gym, fat Donna,
721
00:40:17,044 --> 00:40:19,877
- [Sammy] Not fat Donna!
- Twice.
722
00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:23,246
Kate Thompson, on and
off for about six months.
723
00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:25,808
- Kate Thompson, she gave
me a piggy back once.
724
00:40:25,808 --> 00:40:29,058
She had her fanny surgically tightened.
725
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:33,760
I don't wanna talk about this any more,
726
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,950
it's making me feel sick.
727
00:40:34,950 --> 00:40:36,530
- [Nate] Exactly.
728
00:40:36,530 --> 00:40:37,576
Just because I don't talk about it,
729
00:40:37,576 --> 00:40:39,262
doesn't mean I'm not shagging anyone.
730
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,126
You're me sisters for fucks sake.
731
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:43,190
I don't worry about your fucking sex life.
732
00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,601
- Right, so he's a slag.
733
00:40:45,601 --> 00:40:49,194
What the fuck am I gonna
do about this little brat?
734
00:40:49,194 --> 00:40:51,350
- You're gonna keep it, right?
735
00:40:51,350 --> 00:40:52,715
- Keep it, have you heard him?
736
00:40:52,715 --> 00:40:56,598
- Oh she's fucking keeping
it Nate, Jesus Christ.
737
00:40:56,598 --> 00:40:57,958
- Well have you told him?
738
00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,011
- Who?
739
00:40:59,011 --> 00:41:00,521
- [Nate] The married bloke?
740
00:41:00,521 --> 00:41:03,443
- His name is Harry, and no.
741
00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:04,937
He won't give a shit.
742
00:41:04,937 --> 00:41:06,840
- Sammy, you've gotta tell him!
743
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,257
- Nate, don't tell me what to fucking do.
744
00:41:12,811 --> 00:41:16,249
- Well at least sleep on it, yeah?
745
00:41:16,249 --> 00:41:18,678
Whatever happens me and
Jay are here for you.
746
00:41:18,678 --> 00:41:21,752
- Yeah, wouldn't be in your bed otherwise.
747
00:41:21,752 --> 00:41:25,142
- Oh, this is nice isn't
it, like old times.
748
00:41:25,142 --> 00:41:27,064
Do you remember when we all used to share
749
00:41:27,064 --> 00:41:30,249
that manky old bed with
the spring in the middle?
750
00:41:30,249 --> 00:41:34,035
And Sammy got her head caught
between the child safety bars.
751
00:41:34,035 --> 00:41:36,510
And you got butter, smeared
it all over her neck
752
00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:38,557
to try and pull her out.
753
00:41:38,557 --> 00:41:40,399
She was screaming for hours.
754
00:41:40,399 --> 00:41:42,421
(mocking scream)
755
00:41:42,421 --> 00:41:44,659
- Jay, just because I'm
pregnant doesn't mean
756
00:41:44,659 --> 00:41:46,072
I can't smack you one.
757
00:41:46,072 --> 00:41:47,603
- "Oh I think me head's gonna fall off,
758
00:41:47,603 --> 00:41:49,039
"I think me head's gonna fall off."
759
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:50,445
I wish it fucking had.
760
00:41:50,445 --> 00:41:51,726
- It wouldn't have stopped talking
761
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:52,916
if it had though would it.
762
00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:55,434
- Get off get off, stop tickling!
763
00:41:55,434 --> 00:41:56,564
- Hold her down Nate!
764
00:41:56,564 --> 00:41:57,897
- [Sammy] Stop tickling.
765
00:41:57,897 --> 00:41:59,121
- We're gonna wake the neighbours.
766
00:41:59,121 --> 00:42:01,371
(laughing)
767
00:42:02,492 --> 00:42:04,195
- [Sammy] Get off, get off.
768
00:42:04,195 --> 00:42:06,445
(giggling)
769
00:42:09,479 --> 00:42:10,561
- Ow!
770
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:13,508
(giggling)
771
00:42:13,508 --> 00:42:14,508
- Sexy face!
772
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:21,362
- What is it now?
773
00:42:21,362 --> 00:42:25,122
- Look at me, I'm a mess without you.
774
00:42:25,122 --> 00:42:28,592
- Yeah you are, you've
only got yourself to blame.
775
00:42:28,592 --> 00:42:32,767
- I know, it's all my
fault, I'm really sorry.
776
00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:35,613
Please, I just need a cuddle.
777
00:42:35,613 --> 00:42:37,341
- Well maybe you should
go and see your mum.
778
00:42:37,341 --> 00:42:40,776
- No, I need a cuddle from
you, from my sexy face.
779
00:42:40,776 --> 00:42:42,308
- Well if you want that
you're gonna have to--
780
00:42:42,308 --> 00:42:44,638
- Yes, anything, just say it.
781
00:42:44,638 --> 00:42:48,322
- You're gonna have to
go and see a therapist.
782
00:42:48,322 --> 00:42:49,696
- Therapy?
783
00:42:49,696 --> 00:42:52,734
- She specializes in cheating spouses.
784
00:42:52,734 --> 00:42:55,653
- We don't need therapy,
we just need each other.
785
00:42:55,653 --> 00:42:56,986
Okay babe, wait!
786
00:42:59,178 --> 00:43:00,011
Anything.
787
00:43:01,374 --> 00:43:03,889
- Good, I'll text you the number.
788
00:43:03,889 --> 00:43:07,775
Don't come back until
you've made an appointment.
789
00:43:07,775 --> 00:43:09,108
- Therapy it is.
790
00:43:10,928 --> 00:43:12,614
- He's out here every
week arguing with her.
791
00:43:12,614 --> 00:43:14,031
- Aw, bless them.
792
00:43:26,584 --> 00:43:29,280
- Oh, the rubbish hasn't
been taken out yet.
793
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,179
- No darling, you wear it.
794
00:43:32,179 --> 00:43:35,747
- Close that mouth, that
breath is disgusting.
795
00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:37,808
Smelly breath and smelly fannies,
796
00:43:37,808 --> 00:43:40,667
two things I can't stand, darling.
797
00:43:40,667 --> 00:43:44,505
- My Jonny has been up
all night because of him.
798
00:43:44,505 --> 00:43:45,660
- Are you thick?
799
00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:47,006
Tell him to find another fucking gay
800
00:43:47,006 --> 00:43:48,178
because our Nate's not.
801
00:43:48,178 --> 00:43:49,499
- Jonny tells me different.
802
00:43:49,499 --> 00:43:52,675
They have date, wonderful time, dancing,
803
00:43:52,675 --> 00:43:54,925
music, countryside, crisps.
804
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,421
- He's a liar.
805
00:43:57,421 --> 00:43:59,617
He in there now, tell
him to get him out here.
806
00:43:59,617 --> 00:44:00,900
- He sleeps.
807
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,624
- I'll go in there myself if you like.
808
00:44:02,624 --> 00:44:04,463
- Don't get starting with me
809
00:44:04,463 --> 00:44:09,010
because your brother
homo and you can support.
810
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:12,288
- Move, tell Jonny I'll see him later.
811
00:44:12,288 --> 00:44:13,871
- Stupid fat bitch.
812
00:44:15,392 --> 00:44:18,725
(acoustic guitar music)
813
00:44:27,494 --> 00:44:30,286
♫ Six o'clock on the dot
I stop the rocking tops
814
00:44:30,286 --> 00:44:31,627
♫ From their ticking tocking clocks
815
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:33,039
♫ Now I've got to find my socks ♫
816
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:34,128
- Morning.
817
00:44:34,128 --> 00:44:35,618
- You alright?
818
00:44:35,618 --> 00:44:37,531
You're up early.
819
00:44:37,531 --> 00:44:40,619
- Yeah I didn't really
sleep last night so.
820
00:44:40,619 --> 00:44:42,201
♫ Missed the beat again
821
00:44:42,201 --> 00:44:43,659
♫ I wanna sleep 'til 10
822
00:44:43,659 --> 00:44:46,464
♫ I've gotta go running for the bus stop ♫
823
00:44:46,464 --> 00:44:48,057
- How's Sammy?
824
00:44:48,057 --> 00:44:49,557
- Yeah she's fine.
825
00:44:51,827 --> 00:44:55,994
Look, I just wanted to
apologize about last night.
826
00:44:58,179 --> 00:45:02,679
I just need some time, It's
all got a bit confusing.
827
00:45:02,679 --> 00:45:06,714
♫ On and on and on ♫
828
00:45:06,714 --> 00:45:08,818
- Yeah I get that, I've been there.
829
00:45:08,818 --> 00:45:12,257
♫ On and on and on ♫
830
00:45:12,257 --> 00:45:13,928
- Look, I don't wanna
put pressure on you but,
831
00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:16,053
♫ On and on and on ♫
832
00:45:16,053 --> 00:45:18,698
- I've never felt like
this about someone before.
833
00:45:18,698 --> 00:45:22,281
It takes a lot for me
to let my guard down.
834
00:45:23,681 --> 00:45:26,431
But if you need time, I get that.
835
00:45:27,915 --> 00:45:30,458
- I just need to get my head straight.
836
00:45:30,458 --> 00:45:31,708
Excuse the pun.
837
00:45:33,566 --> 00:45:35,644
♫ And I'll go down ♫
838
00:45:35,644 --> 00:45:37,080
- Look, if there is one thing that I know,
839
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,488
it's that I want you in my life,
840
00:45:39,488 --> 00:45:40,905
I just need time.
841
00:45:42,847 --> 00:45:45,097
- Well that's good to know.
842
00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:50,841
Nate, I think I'm falling.
843
00:45:50,841 --> 00:45:55,008
♫ On and on and on on and on and on
844
00:45:56,859 --> 00:46:00,196
♫ On and on and on on and on and on ♫
845
00:46:00,196 --> 00:46:01,833
- I need to get going.
846
00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:04,204
I've got to see a mate about a job
847
00:46:04,204 --> 00:46:06,871
and then I'm at the bar tonight.
848
00:46:09,459 --> 00:46:12,125
I think you and I could
have a good thing you know.
849
00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:13,944
♫ In the bars and the
places where I tread and sit
850
00:46:13,944 --> 00:46:16,861
♫ But for a beer I need the
moneys that we spent advance
851
00:46:16,861 --> 00:46:19,743
♫ Don't know where the
next bill is coming from
852
00:46:19,743 --> 00:46:22,326
♫ Wonga dot com give it
when you're back done
853
00:46:22,326 --> 00:46:25,011
♫ Sending hashtags
never get your cash back
854
00:46:25,011 --> 00:46:27,614
♫ And when you need the
money it's always running out
855
00:46:27,614 --> 00:46:31,781
♫ I go build the paper I never worked ♫
856
00:46:36,139 --> 00:46:40,201
- I'm gonna make a joint, anyone joining?
857
00:46:40,201 --> 00:46:41,739
- You're pregnant,
858
00:46:41,739 --> 00:46:44,188
you're not allowed to smoke, or drink.
859
00:46:44,188 --> 00:46:46,217
- Well said Nate.
860
00:46:46,217 --> 00:46:47,359
- It's not even formed yet,
861
00:46:47,359 --> 00:46:50,013
it's just a fucking blob.
862
00:46:50,013 --> 00:46:53,406
Fucks sake, right well I'm going bed then.
863
00:46:53,406 --> 00:46:57,584
- Well that's the last of
the wine, I'm off to bed.
864
00:46:57,584 --> 00:46:59,845
- That means you have to leave Poppy.
865
00:46:59,845 --> 00:47:00,678
- Oh okay.
866
00:47:02,510 --> 00:47:04,760
- You can stay if you want.
867
00:47:05,686 --> 00:47:06,936
- Okay, thanks.
868
00:47:09,662 --> 00:47:11,814
- Want some vodka?
869
00:47:11,814 --> 00:47:12,647
- Yeah.
870
00:47:20,128 --> 00:47:21,947
- If you don't drink it our Sammy will.
871
00:47:21,947 --> 00:47:24,197
(giggling)
872
00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:27,977
- Oh!
873
00:47:34,241 --> 00:47:36,741
- You ever been in love Poppy?
874
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:41,147
- I have, yeah, have you?
875
00:47:44,822 --> 00:47:45,655
- I dunno.
876
00:47:48,214 --> 00:47:51,267
I think you know when you're in love.
877
00:47:51,267 --> 00:47:53,017
There's no mistaking.
878
00:47:54,510 --> 00:47:57,010
- Yeah, you're probably right.
879
00:47:58,332 --> 00:48:01,124
- You know when you
find your prince because
880
00:48:01,124 --> 00:48:04,390
no only do you have a smile on your face
881
00:48:04,390 --> 00:48:07,372
but in your heart as well.
882
00:48:07,372 --> 00:48:09,455
- You are so right Poppy.
883
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,636
Look I'm gonna have to.
884
00:48:30,788 --> 00:48:32,696
- I've wanted you for so long.
885
00:48:32,696 --> 00:48:33,696
- Poppy, no!
886
00:48:38,493 --> 00:48:42,660
- You said I was right, saying
that you were my prince.
887
00:48:45,196 --> 00:48:48,196
- No, no I didn't mean it like that.
888
00:48:52,502 --> 00:48:55,252
- I am so embarrassed, I'm sorry.
889
00:48:58,307 --> 00:48:59,667
I just thought that--
890
00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:03,834
- No, no you don't need to
be embarrassed it's fine.
891
00:49:04,672 --> 00:49:08,255
Poppy you're great but
I'm not your prince.
892
00:49:09,641 --> 00:49:11,724
I'm not anybody's prince.
893
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,203
- Nate, if only you knew.
894
00:49:19,065 --> 00:49:20,478
I've got to go, I'm sorry.
895
00:49:20,478 --> 00:49:21,311
- Poppy!
896
00:49:22,262 --> 00:49:24,095
Let me get you a taxi.
897
00:49:25,272 --> 00:49:27,619
(sighs)
898
00:49:27,619 --> 00:49:28,702
Fucking hell.
899
00:49:35,729 --> 00:49:37,935
(rock music)
900
00:49:37,935 --> 00:49:38,768
Jonny?
901
00:49:40,568 --> 00:49:41,568
You alright?
902
00:49:43,323 --> 00:49:44,285
You going somewhere?
903
00:49:44,285 --> 00:49:45,118
- What?
904
00:49:47,304 --> 00:49:50,721
- What's up, can you turn the music down?
905
00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:58,015
Are you alright, what's wrong?
906
00:49:58,015 --> 00:50:00,832
- There's nothing wrong,
I'm good actually.
907
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,258
Yeah, off to France tonight,
908
00:50:02,258 --> 00:50:03,966
got a good job putting up tents.
909
00:50:03,966 --> 00:50:06,549
- You're joking, what about us?
910
00:50:07,867 --> 00:50:08,700
- Us?
911
00:50:10,347 --> 00:50:12,905
- Don't be a dick Jonny,
you know what I mean.
912
00:50:12,905 --> 00:50:15,647
- No, I don't you're gonna
have to be more specific.
913
00:50:15,647 --> 00:50:18,506
And if you can make it quick,
I've got a lot to get sorted.
914
00:50:18,506 --> 00:50:21,686
- Is this because I
haven't told my sisters?
915
00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:26,172
I told you I need time, I
need time to think Jonny.
916
00:50:26,172 --> 00:50:28,193
- Yeah well time ain't something I've got.
917
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:30,139
I'm in a bit of a rush.
918
00:50:30,139 --> 00:50:31,951
Maybe you can tell that
little girlfriend of yours,
919
00:50:31,951 --> 00:50:33,290
she seems to have a lot of time for you.
920
00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:35,017
- Are you serious?
921
00:50:35,017 --> 00:50:36,343
Look, I just wanna talk!
922
00:50:36,343 --> 00:50:40,260
- Oh hi boys, which one,
this one, or this one?
923
00:50:43,628 --> 00:50:44,628
You alright?
924
00:50:45,699 --> 00:50:49,173
- Nate was just about to
tell me he wanted something.
925
00:50:49,173 --> 00:50:52,756
So go on Nate, what is
it I can do for you?
926
00:50:54,344 --> 00:50:55,177
- I,
927
00:50:57,669 --> 00:50:59,963
just wanted to see if you're
about for a chat later?
928
00:50:59,963 --> 00:51:02,886
- Nah sorry mate, I'm off to France.
929
00:51:02,886 --> 00:51:04,679
- Ooh la la.
930
00:51:04,679 --> 00:51:08,894
Maybe you'll find yourself
a nice French boyfriend.
931
00:51:08,894 --> 00:51:10,227
Holiday romance.
932
00:51:11,998 --> 00:51:13,748
- It's not a holiday.
933
00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:16,952
Gonna be gone for a
couple of months actually.
934
00:51:16,952 --> 00:51:19,513
But yeah, maybe I will.
935
00:51:19,513 --> 00:51:22,524
- Oh well, make sure
you send me a postcard.
936
00:51:22,524 --> 00:51:23,357
Au revoir.
937
00:51:31,581 --> 00:51:34,331
- Alright well I'd better get on.
938
00:51:37,819 --> 00:51:40,986
Unless there was something you wanted?
939
00:51:44,585 --> 00:51:48,752
- [Jay] Hurry up Nate, I need
you to see these tops on.
940
00:51:51,386 --> 00:51:53,734
- I hope you find what your looking for.
941
00:51:53,734 --> 00:51:54,899
- So I guess this--
942
00:51:54,899 --> 00:51:57,566
- Goodbye, yeah I suppose it is.
943
00:52:04,227 --> 00:52:06,894
I thought you were a bigger man.
944
00:52:07,853 --> 00:52:11,186
(acoustic guitar music)
945
00:52:39,544 --> 00:52:40,828
- Morning Nate.
946
00:52:40,828 --> 00:52:41,978
- Alright.
947
00:52:41,978 --> 00:52:43,895
- Oh, I got postcard yesterday.
948
00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:48,062
You know, he would have
stayed if you asked him to.
949
00:52:50,243 --> 00:52:52,288
Okay, I have to go.
950
00:52:52,288 --> 00:52:53,288
- How is he?
951
00:52:54,548 --> 00:52:55,548
- He's good.
952
00:52:58,094 --> 00:53:00,761
- Right, has he ever, forget it.
953
00:53:02,699 --> 00:53:06,199
- He has, of course he has, you know Nate.
954
00:53:07,089 --> 00:53:09,806
Jonny was in love with you.
955
00:53:09,806 --> 00:53:11,248
- Is there an address or anything?
956
00:53:11,248 --> 00:53:13,617
- No, he said on postcard he goes
957
00:53:13,617 --> 00:53:16,034
from campsite to campsite so.
958
00:53:17,029 --> 00:53:20,065
I'm sure you get postcard soon.
959
00:53:20,065 --> 00:53:21,182
- Thanks.
960
00:53:21,182 --> 00:53:22,015
- Okay.
961
00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:26,721
(giggling)
962
00:53:26,721 --> 00:53:28,971
- Ah, stop it I'm ticklish.
963
00:53:30,034 --> 00:53:32,701
- Have you got a spare key Nate?
964
00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:36,848
Thanks.
965
00:53:36,848 --> 00:53:38,853
- So, we're gonna go out
for some drinks tonight,
966
00:53:38,853 --> 00:53:40,710
there's gonna be a singer on
and that isn't there babe.
967
00:53:40,710 --> 00:53:42,331
- Yeah you'd like him
Nate, you should come.
968
00:53:42,331 --> 00:53:44,554
Sammy's going to some
speed dating tonight.
969
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,812
Heaven knows why, should
be you doing that.
970
00:53:46,812 --> 00:53:50,205
- Yeah well a singer sounds
better so I think I might.
971
00:53:50,205 --> 00:53:52,719
- We'll have loads of
drinks we'll get messy!
972
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,267
- No you won't Jase.
973
00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:55,850
- No we won't Jase.
974
00:53:57,326 --> 00:53:59,739
- Good, right so I'll
pick you up at seven then.
975
00:53:59,739 --> 00:54:02,156
Wear a shirt, make an effort.
976
00:54:03,046 --> 00:54:03,963
- Woo, bye!
977
00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:08,948
(electronic music)
978
00:54:08,948 --> 00:54:10,865
♫ Yeah
979
00:54:12,205 --> 00:54:15,122
(electronic music)
980
00:54:22,246 --> 00:54:23,842
♫ Oh ♫
981
00:54:23,842 --> 00:54:26,759
(electronic music)
982
00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:34,118
- April fool, surprise!
983
00:54:34,118 --> 00:54:36,543
- It's June, are you taking the piss?
984
00:54:36,543 --> 00:54:40,650
- Come on, speed dating, get hooking up.
985
00:54:40,650 --> 00:54:42,983
- I'll just get some drinks.
986
00:54:44,142 --> 00:54:48,309
- Nate, wait, there is a
singer on afterwards I promise.
987
00:54:49,384 --> 00:54:51,110
But your horoscope said today was the day
988
00:54:51,110 --> 00:54:54,250
that you were gonna
meet someone special so.
989
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,333
Speed dating.
990
00:54:56,707 --> 00:54:59,048
Fine, but you're getting a drink.
991
00:54:59,048 --> 00:55:03,233
- Yes right, stay away
from bog eyes over there.
992
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:07,817
And cradle cap head, she's
the one wearing the red dress.
993
00:55:07,817 --> 00:55:09,099
- I'm not signing up.
994
00:55:09,099 --> 00:55:10,997
I said I'll watch.
995
00:55:10,997 --> 00:55:13,497
- We've already signed you up!
996
00:55:20,807 --> 00:55:23,774
- This is Marble, she's got a
tick on her eye at the moment.
997
00:55:23,774 --> 00:55:25,823
She doesn't like being stroked though.
998
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,599
So don't stroke her when
you meet her, she kicks.
999
00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:30,432
- Next.
1000
00:55:32,844 --> 00:55:34,765
- Right, let's cut the shit,
1001
00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:37,091
I'm here to get laid,
you're here to get laid.
1002
00:55:37,091 --> 00:55:38,515
I'm horny, you're horny.
1003
00:55:38,515 --> 00:55:40,802
Are we saying yeah, because
everyone else in here looks like
1004
00:55:40,802 --> 00:55:44,969
they've been let out of
the fugly farm for the day.
1005
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,889
- Right, I'm fucking pregnant,
1006
00:55:48,889 --> 00:55:51,184
living at my brother's
and I'm skint as fuck.
1007
00:55:51,184 --> 00:55:54,299
- I have a two year old,
the ex-wife's a bitch,
1008
00:55:54,299 --> 00:55:56,049
and I'm fucking rich.
1009
00:55:57,839 --> 00:55:58,672
- Right.
1010
00:56:02,886 --> 00:56:05,338
- So what kind of songs do you write then?
1011
00:56:05,338 --> 00:56:06,509
I actually write music myself,
1012
00:56:06,509 --> 00:56:07,676
I'm in a band.
1013
00:56:09,310 --> 00:56:11,776
- I'm writing a song for
someone that I lost actually.
1014
00:56:11,776 --> 00:56:13,359
- Oh no, I'm sorry.
1015
00:56:14,214 --> 00:56:17,881
- Yeah, he was probably
the love of me life.
1016
00:56:19,867 --> 00:56:23,297
- Well if he's the love of your life,
1017
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:25,130
then why are you here?
1018
00:56:26,072 --> 00:56:28,804
You should go find him, go tell him.
1019
00:56:28,804 --> 00:56:33,625
It's been really nice
meeting you, good luck yeah?
1020
00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:34,458
- Next!
1021
00:56:38,868 --> 00:56:41,654
(acoustic guitar music)
1022
00:56:41,654 --> 00:56:43,858
♫ I'm holding it down
but just about lately
1023
00:56:43,858 --> 00:56:46,163
♫ Paranoid thoughts find
it hard to escape me
1024
00:56:46,163 --> 00:56:48,146
♫ These are the thoughts that shape me
1025
00:56:48,146 --> 00:56:50,641
♫ That's why I think
that everybody hates me
1026
00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:52,947
♫ Crawling deeper in a hole I'm digging up
1027
00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:55,315
♫ Calling on the people
that I used to be bigging up
1028
00:56:55,315 --> 00:56:57,165
♫ Bitterness and hatred in the water ♫
1029
00:56:57,165 --> 00:56:58,168
- He's got a two year old,
1030
00:56:58,168 --> 00:57:00,001
he's older, he's rich.
1031
00:57:01,274 --> 00:57:02,607
- [Jay] Married?
1032
00:57:04,326 --> 00:57:07,721
- No, I checked for a
ring, definitely single.
1033
00:57:07,721 --> 00:57:09,657
Wife's a bitch apparently though.
1034
00:57:09,657 --> 00:57:10,561
- Wife?
1035
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:11,394
- Ex-wife.
1036
00:57:12,244 --> 00:57:15,356
♫ When you're not standing next to me
1037
00:57:15,356 --> 00:57:19,607
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1038
00:57:19,607 --> 00:57:23,274
♫ I know how life can be oh
1039
00:57:24,213 --> 00:57:28,380
♫ I know how life can be oh oh ♫
1040
00:57:31,831 --> 00:57:33,480
So did you meet anyone Nate?
1041
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,066
- No.
1042
00:57:35,066 --> 00:57:36,782
- No he's not!
1043
00:57:36,782 --> 00:57:37,812
- So what if he is?
1044
00:57:37,812 --> 00:57:39,062
- He's not gay!
1045
00:57:40,763 --> 00:57:44,763
That bird over there just
said Nate's gay, here.
1046
00:57:45,634 --> 00:57:48,301
- Nate, is this serious or what?
1047
00:57:49,557 --> 00:57:50,890
- Shut up Sammy.
1048
00:57:51,778 --> 00:57:54,758
- Well we really are complete.
1049
00:57:54,758 --> 00:57:57,962
Willy woofter, airy fairy
and fucking pregalicious.
1050
00:57:57,962 --> 00:57:59,843
- Shut up Sammy.
1051
00:57:59,843 --> 00:58:04,817
- Nate, we don't give a
fuck I mean look at us two.
1052
00:58:04,817 --> 00:58:06,058
- You've really fucked things up
1053
00:58:06,058 --> 00:58:08,651
with Jonny now though haven't you.
1054
00:58:08,651 --> 00:58:11,039
Why didn't you tell us.
1055
00:58:11,039 --> 00:58:14,299
- I don't know, I fucked things up.
1056
00:58:14,299 --> 00:58:17,480
- Well done big gob, I'm telling
the counselor everything.
1057
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,980
- What, is he gay?
1058
00:58:20,316 --> 00:58:22,622
- Why couldn't you tell
us you were gay Nate?
1059
00:58:22,622 --> 00:58:26,903
You're our brother I mean we're
not arsed if you like cock.
1060
00:58:26,903 --> 00:58:29,802
In fact, it gives us more in common.
1061
00:58:29,802 --> 00:58:31,730
But that fucking Andy downstairs.
1062
00:58:31,730 --> 00:58:34,137
- What's Andy got to do with it?
1063
00:58:34,137 --> 00:58:37,144
- Never trust a woman with hairy toes.
1064
00:58:37,144 --> 00:58:38,402
You don't look after your feet,
1065
00:58:38,402 --> 00:58:39,706
you don't look after your fanny.
1066
00:58:39,706 --> 00:58:40,818
That's all I'm saying.
1067
00:58:40,818 --> 00:58:42,290
- What's that got to do with Jonny?
1068
00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:45,574
- How long have you been gay Nate?
1069
00:58:45,574 --> 00:58:48,541
- Look, can we just talk
about something else?
1070
00:58:48,541 --> 00:58:51,862
- Well how long have you not told us for?
1071
00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:55,386
- Ever since Jonny, I've
never felt that way before.
1072
00:58:55,386 --> 00:58:56,792
- Well if he means that much to you,
1073
00:58:56,792 --> 00:58:58,055
you need to do something about it.
1074
00:58:58,055 --> 00:58:59,736
What are you playing at sat here crying?
1075
00:58:59,736 --> 00:59:02,086
Get off your arse, stop worrying
1076
00:59:02,086 --> 00:59:03,703
about everybody else's problems.
1077
00:59:03,703 --> 00:59:06,797
I'm up the fucking duff, she's
fannying about with Jase.
1078
00:59:06,797 --> 00:59:08,485
- Yeah well he's in France now.
1079
00:59:08,485 --> 00:59:09,828
- You're an idiot Nate.
1080
00:59:09,828 --> 00:59:12,449
I'm the most considerate
person I know, ask Poppy.
1081
00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:15,883
For Christ's sake I pay for
the Africans at Christmas.
1082
00:59:15,883 --> 00:59:19,782
We both love you, and if
you wanna be with Jonny,
1083
00:59:19,782 --> 00:59:22,282
that's fine with me, he's fit.
1084
00:59:23,506 --> 00:59:24,527
- Little brat.
1085
00:59:24,527 --> 00:59:25,575
- What?
1086
00:59:25,575 --> 00:59:27,992
- Kicking the shit out of me.
1087
00:59:29,817 --> 00:59:31,400
- He's just feisty.
1088
00:59:33,134 --> 00:59:35,521
- How do you know what sex it is?
1089
00:59:35,521 --> 00:59:37,585
- I've got an eighth
sense about these things.
1090
00:59:37,585 --> 00:59:40,774
You know I've always been supernatural.
1091
00:59:40,774 --> 00:59:42,745
- It's amazing.
1092
00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:44,245
- Get off you two.
1093
00:59:45,132 --> 00:59:47,736
Tomorrow I'm gonna go
downstairs and see Andy.
1094
00:59:47,736 --> 00:59:49,041
Find out where Jonny is.
1095
00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:50,236
- Sammy will you just leave it?
1096
00:59:50,236 --> 00:59:52,921
- I'm much more tactful
about these things,
1097
00:59:52,921 --> 00:59:54,671
I'll go and find him.
1098
00:59:55,755 --> 00:59:58,083
- Right, turn the light off.
1099
00:59:58,083 --> 00:59:59,583
- Nate, your knee.
1100
01:00:01,622 --> 01:00:02,455
- Night.
1101
01:00:02,455 --> 01:00:03,288
- Move over.
1102
01:00:03,288 --> 01:00:04,121
- Knee!
1103
01:00:05,743 --> 01:00:07,019
- [Sammy] I'm not happy.
1104
01:00:07,019 --> 01:00:09,532
- [Jay] Turn the light off Sammy
1105
01:00:09,532 --> 01:00:12,699
Sammy light, Sammy turn the light off!
1106
01:00:13,804 --> 01:00:15,568
- Oh for fucks sake!
1107
01:00:15,568 --> 01:00:18,485
(melancholy music)
1108
01:00:26,930 --> 01:00:29,701
- Hello Samantha, is Jay here?
1109
01:00:29,701 --> 01:00:31,342
- No she's out.
1110
01:00:31,342 --> 01:00:32,342
- Okay, bye.
1111
01:00:34,587 --> 01:00:37,754
- Hang on, I should probably apologize
1112
01:00:39,137 --> 01:00:43,963
for all the shit with Jonny
and Nate, you were right.
1113
01:00:43,963 --> 01:00:45,296
- I know, go on.
1114
01:00:47,688 --> 01:00:48,991
- What?
1115
01:00:48,991 --> 01:00:52,658
- Apologize, say Adriana
darling, I'm sorry.
1116
01:00:55,006 --> 01:00:56,673
- Sorry, there done.
1117
01:00:58,235 --> 01:01:00,735
So, what did you want Jay for?
1118
01:01:01,768 --> 01:01:04,351
- Actually you might be better.
1119
01:01:06,848 --> 01:01:09,343
I think I'm pregnant.
1120
01:01:09,343 --> 01:01:11,307
- Have you had a test?
1121
01:01:11,307 --> 01:01:13,890
- I do it now, when I take out.
1122
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:16,257
- Take out?
1123
01:01:17,923 --> 01:01:19,006
Out of where?
1124
01:01:22,066 --> 01:01:24,941
- Oh for fucks sake you haven't?
1125
01:01:24,941 --> 01:01:28,526
You haven't stuck it up your
fucking flower have you?
1126
01:01:28,526 --> 01:01:31,609
- No darling, I stick it up my pussy.
1127
01:01:35,242 --> 01:01:37,270
- Hi, I've got some news.
1128
01:01:37,270 --> 01:01:38,419
- It can wait.
1129
01:01:38,419 --> 01:01:40,205
- Okay so what do I do now?
1130
01:01:40,205 --> 01:01:42,272
- Well you either wait
for one or two stripes.
1131
01:01:42,272 --> 01:01:43,387
- [Jay] Oh my god you're pregnant.
1132
01:01:43,387 --> 01:01:45,244
- No she's not, well we don't know yet.
1133
01:01:45,244 --> 01:01:47,569
Anyway, while we're waiting
1134
01:01:47,569 --> 01:01:49,511
me and Jay wanted to talk to you.
1135
01:01:49,511 --> 01:01:51,214
We know that Jonny's changed his number,
1136
01:01:51,214 --> 01:01:52,940
and wherever he is,
1137
01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:55,736
they don't have modern
technology like Facebook.
1138
01:01:55,736 --> 01:01:58,666
So we was wondering if you
would give us Jonny's number.
1139
01:01:58,666 --> 01:02:00,376
- Very tactful Sammy, well done.
1140
01:02:00,376 --> 01:02:01,293
- No sorry,
1141
01:02:02,187 --> 01:02:04,276
Jonny told me not to give
his number to anybody.
1142
01:02:04,276 --> 01:02:05,771
Nate especially.
1143
01:02:05,771 --> 01:02:09,142
- But he didn't say you
couldn't give it to us did he?
1144
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,565
- Look, we know you love Jonny.
1145
01:02:11,565 --> 01:02:12,800
- Yes.
1146
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,548
- And we love Nate, but
they love each other,
1147
01:02:14,548 --> 01:02:16,509
so let's do something about it.
1148
01:02:16,509 --> 01:02:18,585
- No, sorry I can't.
1149
01:02:18,585 --> 01:02:20,519
Okay listen I tell you a secret.
1150
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:22,724
Jonny is back for a
few days next Thursday.
1151
01:02:22,724 --> 01:02:24,474
- So maybe we could--
1152
01:02:25,432 --> 01:02:27,350
- Accidentally go round
1153
01:02:27,350 --> 01:02:29,558
to his friends house
and say we was looking
1154
01:02:29,558 --> 01:02:31,624
for his long lost auntie.
1155
01:02:31,624 --> 01:02:34,071
- Or maybe we could bump into each other
1156
01:02:34,071 --> 01:02:37,958
next Friday night when we go for a drink?
1157
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,041
- Either way.
1158
01:02:41,332 --> 01:02:42,925
- One strip.
1159
01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:43,932
- Not Pregnant.
1160
01:02:43,932 --> 01:02:44,765
- Oh sorry.
1161
01:02:44,765 --> 01:02:47,265
- No, is good, I hate bambino.
1162
01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:49,900
Anyway, Nate doesn't even--
1163
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:50,733
- Alright.
1164
01:02:51,964 --> 01:02:52,797
- Hi Nate.
1165
01:02:54,925 --> 01:02:57,239
- What are you guys doing next Saturday?
1166
01:02:57,239 --> 01:02:59,406
- I'm off to an orgy, why?
1167
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,215
- I've just signed up
to do an open mic night.
1168
01:03:03,215 --> 01:03:07,244
- Well that's fab-tastic
and perfect timing.
1169
01:03:07,244 --> 01:03:09,101
Perfect timing for what?
1170
01:03:09,101 --> 01:03:12,601
- Oh for um, your star sign to be aligned.
1171
01:03:17,189 --> 01:03:19,253
- Andy thought she was pregnant,
1172
01:03:19,253 --> 01:03:21,003
and instead of pissing on the stick,
1173
01:03:21,003 --> 01:03:23,051
she shoved it up her flower.
1174
01:03:23,051 --> 01:03:24,542
- Not flower darling.
1175
01:03:24,542 --> 01:03:27,042
(horn blares)
1176
01:03:33,381 --> 01:03:34,381
- Hiya Nate.
1177
01:03:35,893 --> 01:03:37,385
- You alright.
1178
01:03:37,385 --> 01:03:39,484
Oh if you're looking for Sammy
she's gone on a date thing.
1179
01:03:39,484 --> 01:03:42,401
- No, I come to see you actually I,
1180
01:03:43,317 --> 01:03:44,150
I wanted to.
1181
01:03:44,150 --> 01:03:46,542
(grunting)
1182
01:03:46,542 --> 01:03:47,473
- You alright?
1183
01:03:47,473 --> 01:03:49,723
(grunting)
1184
01:03:51,645 --> 01:03:54,228
Jay said you're homosexual now.
1185
01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:58,750
- Yes I am, I think I was then too.
1186
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:04,837
- Good, I was starting to think
that maybe I repulsed men.
1187
01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:09,916
- Poppy, don't be daft.
1188
01:04:09,916 --> 01:04:14,304
You're beautiful and any man
would be lucky to have you.
1189
01:04:14,304 --> 01:04:16,387
- Thanks Nate, I hope so.
1190
01:04:21,825 --> 01:04:24,578
I heard you fell for Jonny.
1191
01:04:24,578 --> 01:04:27,296
You know Nate if you find
someone that you love,
1192
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,463
you shouldn't let them go.
1193
01:04:30,476 --> 01:04:34,597
- Yeah I know, but it's
a bit late now isn't it.
1194
01:04:34,597 --> 01:04:36,927
- It's never too late Nate.
1195
01:04:36,927 --> 01:04:38,954
Anyway I'd, oh!
1196
01:04:38,954 --> 01:04:40,939
I'd better go, I'll see you soon.
1197
01:04:40,939 --> 01:04:41,772
- See ya.
1198
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,797
(chatter)
1199
01:04:52,033 --> 01:04:53,833
- Right, where is he?
1200
01:04:53,833 --> 01:04:55,036
- Who?
1201
01:04:55,036 --> 01:04:57,286
- It work, I knew it would.
1202
01:04:58,801 --> 01:04:59,909
- What's going on?
1203
01:04:59,909 --> 01:05:01,865
- Don't go mad, Jonny's here.
1204
01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:04,095
It's the only way we could
get you both together.
1205
01:05:04,095 --> 01:05:06,196
One day you'll probably be thanking me.
1206
01:05:06,196 --> 01:05:08,039
- Are you joking?
1207
01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:10,638
I'm the last person he wants to see.
1208
01:05:10,638 --> 01:05:11,737
- [Sammy] I'll get you a pint.
1209
01:05:11,737 --> 01:05:13,437
- Oh I'll have one too darling,
1210
01:05:13,437 --> 01:05:15,782
I left my purse at home.
1211
01:05:15,782 --> 01:05:16,804
- You heard her?
1212
01:05:16,804 --> 01:05:19,887
She's got arms deep pockets that one.
1213
01:05:20,812 --> 01:05:22,875
- Do I look alright.
1214
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,534
Do you know what I'm just gonna leave it.
1215
01:05:24,534 --> 01:05:25,643
- He's there.
1216
01:05:25,643 --> 01:05:27,143
- [Nate] Oh great.
1217
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:30,028
- Well it's probably
just his mate from work.
1218
01:05:30,028 --> 01:05:33,482
- No, I know him, he works
in the Duke, he's gay.
1219
01:05:33,482 --> 01:05:36,565
- Don't be such a pisser mister Nate.
1220
01:05:39,565 --> 01:05:40,398
- Yeah.
1221
01:05:46,387 --> 01:05:47,804
Give me a minute.
1222
01:05:54,145 --> 01:05:55,562
You alright Nate?
1223
01:05:56,972 --> 01:05:59,449
- Yeah, sorry I didn't know you were back.
1224
01:05:59,449 --> 01:06:01,665
- I'm not, well I am but just for
1225
01:06:01,665 --> 01:06:03,915
a few days passing through.
1226
01:06:05,994 --> 01:06:06,827
- Cool.
1227
01:06:07,866 --> 01:06:08,699
- Yeah.
1228
01:06:11,907 --> 01:06:12,740
- Yeah.
1229
01:06:20,959 --> 01:06:22,594
- Do you want another drink?
1230
01:06:22,594 --> 01:06:24,677
- Yeah, double it though.
1231
01:06:29,848 --> 01:06:33,300
Well aren't you joining us for a pint?
1232
01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:35,139
- No I was just nipping
in with these guys,
1233
01:06:35,139 --> 01:06:37,999
I'm probably gonna get off.
1234
01:06:37,999 --> 01:06:41,512
- Alright well maybe catch you later then.
1235
01:06:41,512 --> 01:06:43,595
I'm staying at Andy's so.
1236
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:45,967
- Yeah see ya.
1237
01:06:52,006 --> 01:06:54,120
- Oh Nate, Nate don't go!
1238
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,236
Nate!
1239
01:06:55,236 --> 01:06:56,986
- [Sammy] Fucks sake.
1240
01:06:59,684 --> 01:07:01,017
- That's £10.80.
1241
01:07:02,358 --> 01:07:03,691
- What the fuck!
1242
01:07:09,289 --> 01:07:10,622
- Can I come in?
1243
01:07:11,904 --> 01:07:12,737
- Yeah.
1244
01:07:20,749 --> 01:07:22,666
- How come you ran off?
1245
01:07:24,418 --> 01:07:26,735
- I'm a fucking mug, everyone knows that.
1246
01:07:26,735 --> 01:07:30,867
But I don't deserve to sit there
watching you with some guy.
1247
01:07:30,867 --> 01:07:34,784
- He's my mate, I've
known him longer than you.
1248
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:39,658
- Sorry it just looked like.
1249
01:07:39,658 --> 01:07:41,584
- Like I was on a date?
1250
01:07:41,584 --> 01:07:42,417
No!
1251
01:07:44,831 --> 01:07:46,296
- How was France?
1252
01:07:46,296 --> 01:07:50,463
- It's amazing the place where
I'm saying you should see it.
1253
01:07:52,273 --> 01:07:54,440
- You'd love it out there.
1254
01:07:55,497 --> 01:07:57,414
- I told Sammy and Jay.
1255
01:07:58,338 --> 01:07:59,762
Look, I know I was a dick but,
1256
01:07:59,762 --> 01:08:02,125
ever since you left I haven't
stopped thinking about--
1257
01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:04,068
- I fucking pissed the bed.
1258
01:08:04,068 --> 01:08:05,588
Oh I don't feel well.
1259
01:08:05,588 --> 01:08:09,999
- The fertility god has
spoken Sammy, praise be.
1260
01:08:09,999 --> 01:08:11,346
- What is she on about.
1261
01:08:11,346 --> 01:08:13,290
- I think your waters have broken Sammy.
1262
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:14,998
- My God is it coming already?
1263
01:08:14,998 --> 01:08:16,529
- I'd better leave you to it.
1264
01:08:16,529 --> 01:08:19,196
Sammy, it'll be fine, good luck.
1265
01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:24,938
Nate I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon.
1266
01:08:24,938 --> 01:08:26,443
- Well meet me here at 12.
1267
01:08:26,443 --> 01:08:27,276
- Alright.
1268
01:08:28,426 --> 01:08:30,999
- Poppy, ring a taxi.
1269
01:08:30,999 --> 01:08:32,516
- Poppy's not here.
1270
01:08:32,516 --> 01:08:33,947
- Get me a red ice lolly Nate.
1271
01:08:33,947 --> 01:08:34,966
- We haven't got any!
1272
01:08:34,966 --> 01:08:35,993
- Where's my phone?
1273
01:08:35,993 --> 01:08:37,404
- No!
1274
01:08:37,404 --> 01:08:41,571
(screaming)
(piano music)
1275
01:08:52,370 --> 01:08:54,870
(piano music)
1276
01:09:17,768 --> 01:09:21,268
- It's a girl and she's called her Tamara.
1277
01:09:25,856 --> 01:09:27,302
- How is she doing?
1278
01:09:27,302 --> 01:09:29,051
- [Jay] Good.
1279
01:09:29,051 --> 01:09:30,996
- I've bought her some flowers.
1280
01:09:30,996 --> 01:09:33,163
- She'll like that, go on.
1281
01:09:37,056 --> 01:09:38,139
Come on Nate.
1282
01:09:43,049 --> 01:09:47,792
♫ Let's stop the clocks
because time is running out
1283
01:09:47,792 --> 01:09:51,959
♫ Let's hold the moment
as he's fading fast
1284
01:09:54,572 --> 01:09:57,857
♫ You and I will never be at ♫
1285
01:09:57,857 --> 01:09:58,690
- Jonny!
1286
01:10:00,657 --> 01:10:04,469
- He's gone darling, he left letter.
1287
01:10:04,469 --> 01:10:06,802
He couldn't wait any longer.
1288
01:10:08,252 --> 01:10:11,203
If you're gonna stop him
then you'd better leave now.
1289
01:10:11,203 --> 01:10:12,036
Go!
1290
01:10:14,811 --> 01:10:17,468
♫ Hold down the 22
1291
01:10:17,468 --> 01:10:21,635
♫ He's the only one who comfort you
1292
01:10:26,604 --> 01:10:30,903
♫ Hold down the 22 because
there's no one else
1293
01:10:30,903 --> 01:10:33,653
♫ Quite like you
1294
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,097
♫ You and if I
1295
01:10:38,097 --> 01:10:40,420
♫ Hold down the 22
1296
01:10:40,420 --> 01:10:44,587
♫ I can close my eyes and I'll see you
1297
01:10:48,384 --> 01:10:52,029
♫ We can hold down the 22 because
1298
01:10:52,029 --> 01:10:53,849
♫ No one really ♫
1299
01:10:53,849 --> 01:10:54,849
- He's gone.
1300
01:10:56,457 --> 01:10:57,290
- Oh Nate.
1301
01:11:02,095 --> 01:11:05,178
Three, no matter what happens, three.
1302
01:11:07,119 --> 01:11:09,517
- What do you mean?
1303
01:11:09,517 --> 01:11:11,517
- Three of us, together.
1304
01:11:12,415 --> 01:11:15,582
Me you and Sammy, oh and Tamara, four.
1305
01:11:19,945 --> 01:11:22,945
You've got your special gig tonight.
1306
01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:26,408
- I don't think I can do it Jay.
1307
01:11:26,408 --> 01:11:28,626
- What would mum say?
1308
01:11:28,626 --> 01:11:31,793
She'd say get off your arse and do it.
1309
01:11:33,788 --> 01:11:36,049
Anyway I bought my special gig outfit.
1310
01:11:36,049 --> 01:11:38,299
(laughing)
1311
01:11:39,884 --> 01:11:42,051
Oh Nate, it'll be alright.
1312
01:11:50,069 --> 01:11:53,690
(cheering and applause)
1313
01:11:53,690 --> 01:11:56,048
- Jackie B waiting down the line everyone.
1314
01:11:56,048 --> 01:11:57,743
Now I know how much you love that like,
1315
01:11:57,743 --> 01:11:59,689
but this next guy, it's
his first time on stage,
1316
01:11:59,689 --> 01:12:02,266
so I wanna hear a huge round of applause
1317
01:12:02,266 --> 01:12:03,932
for Nate Carson!
1318
01:12:03,932 --> 01:12:07,349
(screaming and cheering)
1319
01:12:09,904 --> 01:12:12,237
- [Jay] I'm so proud of him.
1320
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,193
- Um.
1321
01:12:16,653 --> 01:12:18,683
I just wanna say,
1322
01:12:18,683 --> 01:12:22,350
that this song is about
someone that I love.
1323
01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:26,312
Anyway this is the song.
1324
01:12:26,312 --> 01:12:28,542
♫ I love your eyes they make me smile
1325
01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:30,010
♫ They are so true
1326
01:12:30,010 --> 01:12:31,899
♫ I love your lips they make me smile
1327
01:12:31,899 --> 01:12:36,497
♫ The way they kiss me like they do oh
1328
01:12:36,497 --> 01:12:38,916
♫ I'm addicted to you
1329
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:41,491
(screaming)
1330
01:12:41,491 --> 01:12:43,437
♫ I'm addicted to you
1331
01:12:43,437 --> 01:12:46,770
(acoustic guitar music)
1332
01:12:47,850 --> 01:12:51,305
♫ I see your face when I
am chilling with my mates
1333
01:12:51,305 --> 01:12:55,472
♫ When I'm eating I can't get
your image off of my plate no
1334
01:12:56,849 --> 01:13:00,857
♫ I'm just trying to tell
you right now how I feel
1335
01:13:00,857 --> 01:13:05,024
♫ I'm in love with you and
this love is for real yeah
1336
01:13:05,860 --> 01:13:10,039
♫ And when we hold hands
it gives me self esteem
1337
01:13:10,039 --> 01:13:12,063
♫ I'm so proud to call you mine
1338
01:13:12,063 --> 01:13:15,964
♫ You are the one from my dreams
1339
01:13:15,964 --> 01:13:19,131
♫ I'm addicted to you
1340
01:13:20,826 --> 01:13:23,993
♫ I'm addicted to you
1341
01:13:27,514 --> 01:13:30,111
♫ There's no easy way
out I've gotta stand tall
1342
01:13:30,111 --> 01:13:32,409
♫ I fight with my fists
before I crumble and fall
1343
01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:34,312
♫ I ain't saying that
I can't make it through
1344
01:13:34,312 --> 01:13:36,554
♫ But if I do then I've
got to be standing with you
1345
01:13:36,554 --> 01:13:38,277
♫ Because on my own I'll fall and break
1346
01:13:38,277 --> 01:13:40,369
♫ Two lights might call
for you to take you
1347
01:13:40,369 --> 01:13:42,678
♫ Shake and break and crumb
1348
01:13:42,678 --> 01:13:44,910
♫ I'll take your plate of faith we'll run
1349
01:13:44,910 --> 01:13:47,325
♫ Into the sun when I have one
1350
01:13:47,325 --> 01:13:49,800
♫ I'm not leaving until it's done
1351
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,358
♫ I grab your hand tight while you shiver
1352
01:13:52,358 --> 01:13:55,158
♫ We'll climb mountains and swim rivers
1353
01:13:55,158 --> 01:13:58,991
♫ Because I'm addicted to you
1354
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:03,017
♫ I'm addicted to you
1355
01:14:03,017 --> 01:14:05,267
(cheering)
1356
01:14:07,623 --> 01:14:09,992
♫ I'm coming up top my head's
above water you caught her
1357
01:14:09,992 --> 01:14:11,245
♫ Man on the border
1358
01:14:11,245 --> 01:14:13,380
♫ Treading the thin line
of order and disorder
1359
01:14:13,380 --> 01:14:14,604
♫ Now I'm on the line to order
1360
01:14:14,604 --> 01:14:16,183
♫ And disorder's getting shorter
1361
01:14:16,183 --> 01:14:18,049
♫ Now I'm breathing there's
oxygen inside my veins
1362
01:14:18,049 --> 01:14:20,238
♫ I forget the pain and I
distract myself from the rains
1363
01:14:20,238 --> 01:14:22,316
♫ That were holding me deep inside my hole
1364
01:14:22,316 --> 01:14:24,762
♫ Now I'm in control and
with you here I'll grow
1365
01:14:24,762 --> 01:14:29,734
♫ Into a bigger man and we'll
see things that only we can
1366
01:14:29,734 --> 01:14:33,901
♫ Into a bigger man and we'll
see things that only we can
1367
01:14:35,196 --> 01:14:39,825
♫ Because I'm addicted to you
1368
01:14:39,825 --> 01:14:42,385
♫ I'm addicted to you ♫
1369
01:14:42,385 --> 01:14:45,802
(screaming and cheering)
1370
01:14:47,391 --> 01:14:49,308
- Nate Carson everyone!
1371
01:14:50,865 --> 01:14:52,073
Shit, it's all good.
1372
01:14:52,073 --> 01:14:54,406
(screaming)
1373
01:15:05,973 --> 01:15:10,140
- I don't get it, I came
to the train station and,
1374
01:15:12,093 --> 01:15:13,426
look, I'm sorry.
1375
01:15:14,323 --> 01:15:16,658
How could I leave knowing
you were gonna be up there
1376
01:15:16,658 --> 01:15:19,946
doing what I've always
wanted to see you do.
1377
01:15:19,946 --> 01:15:21,592
You were amazing.
1378
01:15:21,592 --> 01:15:24,092
(piano music)
1379
01:15:45,506 --> 01:15:47,756
(knocking)
1380
01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:57,629
(knocking)
1381
01:15:57,629 --> 01:16:01,383
- Do you think if we're quiet
enough they might leave?
1382
01:16:01,383 --> 01:16:04,251
- It's very doubtful Nate.
1383
01:16:04,251 --> 01:16:05,334
- Can we try?
1384
01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:14,119
- I give it another minute
before we hear Sammy's voice.
1385
01:16:14,119 --> 01:16:16,369
(knocking)
1386
01:16:22,057 --> 01:16:23,724
They're not leaving.
1387
01:16:25,562 --> 01:16:28,302
- Well you better go and
answer the door then.
1388
01:16:28,302 --> 01:16:29,135
- Me?
1389
01:16:29,135 --> 01:16:31,802
- Go on, I'll put the kettle on.
1390
01:16:47,914 --> 01:16:49,460
- Got a present for you in the living room
1391
01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:51,212
so get out of bed knob head!
1392
01:16:51,212 --> 01:16:52,930
- [Nate] Sammy, what are you doing?
1393
01:16:52,930 --> 01:16:54,153
- You know there's a time for that?
1394
01:16:54,153 --> 01:16:55,350
- [Jay] We need to have
our keys back Nate.
1395
01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:56,523
Budge up Jonny!
1396
01:16:56,523 --> 01:16:57,678
- There's not enough room!
1397
01:16:57,678 --> 01:16:59,190
- Sammy, move over!
1398
01:16:59,190 --> 01:17:02,967
(mumbling)
(laughing)
1399
01:17:02,967 --> 01:17:05,905
- Sammy, stop it, stop moving!
1400
01:17:05,905 --> 01:17:08,509
♫ I'm holding it down
but just about lately
1401
01:17:08,509 --> 01:17:10,917
♫ Paranoid thoughts find
it hard to escape me
1402
01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:12,629
♫ These are the thoughts that shape me
1403
01:17:12,629 --> 01:17:15,311
♫ That's why I think
that everybody hates me
1404
01:17:15,311 --> 01:17:17,766
♫ Falling deeper in
the hole I'm digging up
1405
01:17:17,766 --> 01:17:20,410
♫ Calling on the people
that I used to be bigging up
1406
01:17:20,410 --> 01:17:22,734
♫ Bitterness and hatred
in the water I sip a cup
1407
01:17:22,734 --> 01:17:25,000
♫ Trying to get out of this
rut don't think I'm big enough
1408
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,452
♫ So we'll scrap that step might fall in
1409
01:17:27,452 --> 01:17:29,944
♫ Hear your warning
you hear me calling out
1410
01:17:29,944 --> 01:17:32,397
♫ Stuck in a rut I'm bawling now
1411
01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:33,600
♫ You're stalling now
1412
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:34,986
♫ Because you hate to see me falling down
1413
01:17:34,986 --> 01:17:37,061
♫ But I know how life can be
1414
01:17:37,061 --> 01:17:39,484
♫ When you're not standing next to me
1415
01:17:39,484 --> 01:17:44,478
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1416
01:17:44,478 --> 01:17:48,145
♫ I know how life can be oh
1417
01:17:49,009 --> 01:17:53,454
♫ I know how life can be oh oh
1418
01:17:53,454 --> 01:17:56,787
(acoustic guitar music)
1419
01:18:02,655 --> 01:18:04,231
♫ There's no easy way
out I've gotta stand tall
1420
01:18:04,231 --> 01:18:06,768
♫ And fight with my fists
before I crumble and fall
1421
01:18:06,768 --> 01:18:09,305
♫ I ain't saying that
I can't make it through
1422
01:18:09,305 --> 01:18:11,529
♫ But if I do then I
gotta be standing with you
1423
01:18:11,529 --> 01:18:13,489
♫ Because on my own I'll fall and break
1424
01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:15,660
♫ Two lights might call
for you to take you
1425
01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:18,392
♫ Shake and break and crumb
1426
01:18:18,392 --> 01:18:20,552
♫ I'll take your plate of faith we'll run
1427
01:18:20,552 --> 01:18:23,406
♫ Into the sun when they have won
1428
01:18:23,406 --> 01:18:25,670
♫ But I'm not leaving until it's done
1429
01:18:25,670 --> 01:18:28,099
♫ Grab your hand tight while you shiver
1430
01:18:28,099 --> 01:18:30,765
♫ We'll climb mountains
and swim rivers because
1431
01:18:30,765 --> 01:18:35,509
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1432
01:18:35,509 --> 01:18:40,238
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1433
01:18:40,238 --> 01:18:43,905
♫ I know how life can be oh
1434
01:18:45,126 --> 01:18:49,494
♫ I know how life can be oh oh
1435
01:18:49,494 --> 01:18:52,827
(acoustic guitar music)
1436
01:19:00,987 --> 01:19:03,366
♫ I'm coming up top my head's above water
1437
01:19:03,366 --> 01:19:04,918
♫ She caught her man on the border
1438
01:19:04,918 --> 01:19:07,183
♫ Treading the thin line
of order and disorder
1439
01:19:07,183 --> 01:19:08,704
♫ Now I'm on the line to order
1440
01:19:08,704 --> 01:19:09,907
♫ And disorder's getting shorter
1441
01:19:09,907 --> 01:19:11,752
♫ Now I'm breathing there's
oxygen inside my veins
1442
01:19:11,752 --> 01:19:14,162
♫ I forget the pain and I
distract myself from the rains
1443
01:19:14,162 --> 01:19:16,358
♫ That were holding me deep inside my hole
1444
01:19:16,358 --> 01:19:18,598
♫ Now I know I'm in control
and with you here I'll grow
1445
01:19:18,598 --> 01:19:22,765
♫ Into a bigger man and we'll
see things that only we can
1446
01:19:24,841 --> 01:19:26,841
♫ Oh oh
1447
01:19:28,722 --> 01:19:32,889
♫ Into a bigger man and we'll
see things that only we can
1448
01:19:33,762 --> 01:19:35,762
♫ Oh oh
1449
01:19:37,519 --> 01:19:41,407
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1450
01:19:41,407 --> 01:19:45,559
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1451
01:19:45,559 --> 01:19:49,226
♫ I know how life can be oh
1452
01:19:50,278 --> 01:19:54,481
♫ I know how life can be oh oh
1453
01:19:54,481 --> 01:19:57,231
♫ Woah woah woah
1454
01:19:58,339 --> 01:20:02,350
♫ Woah woah woah ♫
1455
01:20:02,350 --> 01:20:05,683
(acoustic guitar music)
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