All language subtitles for The.Amazing.World.Of.Gumball.S06E32.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[ Upbeat music plays ]

**

Uh, could you pass me
the salt, please, Anais?

But of course.
[ Grunts ]

Thank you.

My pleasure.

May I have the gravy please,
Darwin?

Gladly.

**

Now, now,

maybe a little dessert
will sweeten you.

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

I will not tolerate

this kind of behavior
in my house.

I barely got to lick
the icing.

Wait a minute.

You licked the cake?

Well, duh, how else
can you tell they're ripe

when you buy them
at the store?

Anyway, what's with
all the tension?

Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.

Right, I think it's time
we laid it all out on the table.

She made us believe
we only had 24 hours to live

because of a disease
called Gullibilitis.

And that our butts
were gonna fall off

and everything inside
us was gonna spill
out from the bottom

like an undercooked flan.

I only wrote that
in my diary

to teach you a lesson
about privacy.

I was so distressed,

I spent the whole afternoon
by the lake

listening to soft rock
while cross-fading.

You...what?

[ Sighs ] Like this.

[ Soft rock plays ]

Well, maybe you shouldn't have
bedazzled the toilet seat.

My butt looks like
a Fabergé egg!

No amount of butt-azzling

can make up for the day we had
because of you!

[ Grunts ]

Oh, you little --

[ All grunting ]

Stop fighting!

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.

First of all,

that is how you crashed
the car earlier.

Secondly, what I meant by
"lay it all out on the table"

was the game!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

For Saturday night
is family time,

and since
it's my turn to choose,

we're raiding Dungeons
and fighting Dragons.

**

Gumball: [ Grunts ]
Sorry, Gumball.

You rolled a 2 in stealth.
Get back here.

[ Scoffs ]
How is this gonna help?

[ Dramatic music plays ]

You are all travelers
from distant lands

seeking refuge
from a great storm.

Testosteronah,
the barbarian...
Hmm.

...Norovirus,
the Wizard...
Hmm.

...Frumpet,
the elf bard...
Hmm.

...then, finally,
Mario Kebab the dwarf warrior

because I ran out of
name ideas.

You stumble across a tavern
called the Merle Inn

and find yourself
in the midst of a brawl.

[ All grunting, screaming ]

Not against each other.

[ All shouting ]

All right, against each other,
I guess.

But you're interrupted
by a mysterious voice.

Do you want to be rich?

How rich are we talking?

Enough to buy my kids
new battle armor?
More.

Enough to get health care
against loss of limbs

and dental
for my tooth?
Even more.

Enough for us to pay
to get into a good
pillaging college?

The riches I speak of

are to be found
in the black crystal dungeon,

and they will give you
a lifetime of joy.

But the road
to the dungeon and the treasure

is treacherous,

but not as treacherous as --
[ Door creaks ]

Uh...

Anais:
The treasure will be mine!

Not if I get there first,
wizard.

Richard: Had you stayed
and listened to the witch,

you'd have known the road
was far less treacherous

than the path you took
to the forest of

[choking, clearing throat]

Gumball: Who comes up
with these names, man?

Sorry that was a cheese curl
stuck in my throat.

It's actually called
the Forest of Groth,

and there's an owlbear
blocking your path.

[ Shrieks ]

Everybody,
roll for initiative.

Gumball: [ Scoffs ]
Guess it's me first.

What are you gonna do?

I throw Norovirus into
the mouth of the owlbear.

Anais: Oh, come on.

Darwin, you're next.
What do you do?

I play a merry tune,
and I dance.

[ Laughs ]

Ugh, Nicole,
what do you do?

Testosteronah
sits this one out.

She already crashed
her station horse wagon

because of these fools.

All right, whatever.

He swallows you.

Norovirus,
what do you do?

Anais" I perform
a suggestion charm.

17 plus
2 intelligence bonus -- 19.

Finally, someone's getting
into the game

and playing it properly.

Mario Kebab, Frumpet,

head-butt yourselves
in the butt

as you walk towards
the owlbear.

[ Groans ]

**

[ Both grunting ]

Richard: All right,
you're now all inside

the stomach of the beast.

What do you do
before your last breath?

I pop Norovirus
in the face.

Your attack roll is 1.

You miss
and hit Testosteronah.

Then I enter a rage,
and I swing my sword.

[ Grunting,
indistinct shouting ]

[ Owlbear gagging,
groaning ]

[ Explosion ]

[ All groan ]

Okay, you're fighting again,

but somehow your literal
internal struggle

frees you from the beast.

However, you are hurt,

and in the remains of the beast,

you find its fire gland.

What do you do?

I pick it up.
Of course.

With your knowledge
of potions,

you could use it
to heal everyone.

No, I throw it
at Mario Kebab's face.

[ Grunts ]

I throw it
at Testosteronah.

And I throw it
at Frumpet.

[ All grunting ]

Despite
your constant bickering,

you continue your journey
towards the dungeon.

**

A sphinx gives you
this riddle --

what comes up from
the deepest, darkest mine,

rots mens' souls,
and lingers in their senses?

The dungeonmaster's
toots?

[ Laughs ]

Aah!

Ugh, the answer was "gold."

**

[ Gasps ]

Aah!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Aah!

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] Huh?

**

Give me that.
[ Grunts ] Let go of it.

[ Hissing ]

Hiya!

Hm.

**

Aah!

**

[ Laughs ]

[ All scream ]

-Aw, where we even going?
-I think it's this way.

No, I think it's over here.
-No, listen.

We already went that way.

In the name of Galgax's beard,
stop fighting.

Otherwise, we'll be here
all night.

[ Sighs ]

Before you plummet into
the depths of the nether-floor,

an astral portal appears

and conveniently teleports you
across the kingdom

to the entrance of
the Black Crystal Dungeon.

Hmm. Kind of sounds like
a nightclub.

Ugh,
you enter the dungeon.

Finally, after all
your travels and battles,

mostly with each other,

the object of your quest
lies before you --

the treasure.

[ All gasp ]

Suddenly,
out of the darkness,

a familiar face appears.

It is the witch from the tavern.

Witch: Come closer,
my valorous warriors.

It's trap.
[ As Witch ]
It's not a trap.

It's totally a trap.
No, it ain't.

This is more trap than
an Auto-Tuned rapper.

**

[ Hisses ]

[ Normal voice ]
Yeah, okay, it's a trap.

The beast
swallows the treasure.

Beast? LOL.

It looks more like
a police drawing

of the imaginary friend
of some crayon-eating kid.

[ Laughter ]

LOL all you want.

I lured you here for food,

and a band of warriors

is always easier to swallow

when they've been chewing
each other up all day.

You face certain doom.

What are you gonna do?

Right.

We're gonna have to use
our greatest weapon...

**

Blame.

[ All shouting ]

[ Sighs ] The tarrasque
successfully attacks.

You all lose 30 HP.

[ All grunt ]

Okay, time out.

[ All whispering ]

We decided to change tactics
and use our greatest weapon...

**

Blame.
[ Groans ]

But this time,
we blame the game master

for making us
spend time together.

[ Deep voice ]
So now it's us against you.

Finally.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

I heard the beast say

Testosteronah's neck
was so thick

she'd have to wear drapes
as a necktie.

[ Grumbles ]

And I heard it ask
if she's wearing hairy boots

or if she just forgot
to shave her legs.

[ Grumbles ]

And I heard it say
her hair looks great.
Oh.

Said it makes you
look 50 again.

Nicole: I fly into
an epic barbarian rage

and take my anger out
on the beast.

Richard: Your attack works.

The beast is weakened.
Who's next?

Me.

I play a seduction ballad
to woo the monster.

But you can't.
It's an animal.

Yeah,
but it's half-witch.

[ Roars ]

[ Soft music plays ]

Ahh!

[ Chuckles ]
Okay, what do you do now?

The creature's
in love with you.

I break up with her

by text message.
[ Laughs ]

Okay, I'll use rule of cool
for that one.

* This house don't
feel like home anymore *

* You say

The beast is down,
but not defeated.

Mario, it lunges at you,
its fangs bared.

What do you do?

I panic and scream!

Aah!

I cast a portal spell
between Mario Kebab
and the tarrasque.

Its head disappears
into the portal

just before
it bites Mario.

Where is the other
portal opening?

Its butt.

Good one.

The beast loses more HP
through shame.

Suddenly, the monster rears up,
ready to strike.

What do you say to that?

Gumball: Snack break?

The beast
has eaten so much,

it is exhausted
and on the verge of defeat.

But you, too,
have overeaten,

and are now on the edge
of a food coma.

What do you do?

I sing a song

to inspire strength
in my fellow warriors

so we can deliver
the final blow.

[ Singing
operatically ]

[ Wind gusting ]

[ Yelling ]

**

[ Grunts ]

**

**

[ All gasp ]

**

[ All cheer ]

**

Richard: As the light fades,
you see the chest.

[ Gasps ]
The treasure.

You open it

and inside find only
a small piece of parchment.

**

"The greatest treasure
on Earth

is the time
you spend together."

[ Sniffles ]

Lame.

**

Boom.

Mega-happy ending.

Game master out.

[ Grunts, groans ]

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