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[ Upbeat music plays ]

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♪ Halloween, it's Halloween

♪ Halloween, it's Halloween

♪ Now remember all the rules

♪ On the art of trick or treating ♪

♪ If you're cute as can be, you'll get candy for free ♪

♪ And if you fill these up, start eating ♪

♪ And when we're offered raisins ♪

♪ We refuse them 'cause they're healthy ♪

♪ And confectionery is better where ♪

♪ The neighborhood is wealthy ♪

[ Doorbell rings ]

♪ Give us all your candy

♪ Give us all your treats

♪ If we did this every day, we would be morbidly obese ♪

♪ A cauldron full of candy corn ♪

♪ And chocolate up my sleeve ♪

♪ It's the best night of the year ♪

♪ So let's all hail All Hallows' Eve ♪

[ Moon howls ]

♪ We're gonna make some dough, on the night of Halloween ♪

♪ Though this food is expired, hey presto, inspired ♪

♪ Now it's right on theme

♪ These people will spend hundreds ♪

♪ On their spooky misdemeanors ♪

♪ And I can charge a dollar more ♪

♪ If I rebrand these Frankenweiners ♪

Thank you!

♪ Although there's still Black Friday ♪

♪ Christmas Day, and New Year's Eve ♪

♪ Tonight we make a killing

♪ Let's all hail All Hallows' Eve ♪

♪ We dress up how we like on the night of Halloween ♪

♪ A submarine Captain!

♪ A cage that I'm trapped in!

♪ A sixteenth-century Queen

♪ A time to show each other how we really feel inside ♪

♪ I messed up something rotten ♪

♪ 'Cause my wife is still my bride ♪

♪ Mehmeh

I get to dress up pretty ♪

♪ I get to wear a wig

♪ It's the night of make believe ♪

♪ So let's all hail All Hallows' Eve ♪

♪ All hail All Hallows' Eve ♪

Yeah![ Laughter ]

Hey, dude, we should go get Carrie!

Uh, she's not the Halloween type.

She said she'd rather skip it.

But she's a ghost.

That's like saying Mr Small would miss out

on a psychic crystal convention.

Psychic crystal convention?! Where?!

Uh...

Yeah? Uh...

Yeah? Mm.

Yeah? Hmm.

Okay, so that's 10 blocks down, third street on the right!

Thanks!

Did you tell him all that with your mind?

No. Then what did you tell him?

Yeah, it's not appropriate to say out loud.

[ Banging on door ]

Uh, dude, when someone doesn't answer the door,

it means they're either busy or not in.

No, it means you didn't knock loud enough.

[ Grunting ]

Go away!

I'm in the middle of a, uh, dinner!

You're a ghost. You don't eat!

Yeah? Well, then, I -- I'm busy!

You're immortal.

You've got all the time in the world.

Yeah, well, I've got a doctor's appointment in the morning.

Uh, you've been dead for 300 years.

I'm not sure your health insurance

will cover anything they find.

Look, I just don't want anything to do with Halloween, okay?

What? But -- But it's great!

I mean, there's candy and costumes...

And candy. My point exactly.

Halloween is supposed to for the ghosts and ghouls of Elmore.

It's meant to be scary, and it's not anymore.

Well, sure it is.

I don't mean how frightening your dental hygiene

is after illegal amounts of candy.

What do you mean... uh...

Well, what do all the ghosts and ghouls do on Halloween?

Well, they're still around trying to scare people,

but it's way harder these days.

Come. I'll show you.

Wait. What are you doing?Aren't you gonna take us by the hand

and fly us to see the Halloweens that have been

and the Halloweens that are yet to come?

No, we're going across the street.

Thanks!

And if you can't cross the road without holding someone's hand,

then maybe you shouldn't be out this late.

Dude, you know how we can get more candy

without trick-or-treating?

We plant some and harvest it next fall.

No. There's an urban legend

that you can summon Mr. Candy.

All you gotta do is say his name three times.

Sweet! I'm in.

Candy, Candy, Candy!Candy, Candy, Candy!

Then you'll taste my sweet revenge!

Huh?

Both: Ah? What?

We want candy.We want candy.

Well, I don't have any.

But you're supposed to bring us candy!

No, if you summon me, I'm supposed to exact

a terrible revenge upon you for my unjust end!

[ Thunder crashes ]Aaaand then give us candy?

No! And if you don't mind, I was in the middle of something!

Both: Candy, Candy, Candy!

What?!Yeah, do you know anyone who does give out candy?

No!

Both: Candy, Candy, Candy!

Oh, for -- I got half a breath mint.

Take that, and leave me alone.

You really don't live up to your name, man.

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Mmm! Fresh.

Aaarr!

Mm, he's kinda got a point.

The name is quite misleading.

Maybe he should call himself Mr. Angry Bee Head.

Come on. Let me show you something else.

[ Twinkle! ]

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[ Evil laughter ]

[ Laugher continues ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Evil laughter ]

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

Huh? Who are you?

Your worst nightmare! [ Laughs ]

Wait. You're not scared of me?

No, not really.

But you were running away from me.

No, I was running because I was gonna be l-l-late...

Ugh. It's another work dream.

[ Laughter ]

[ Sighs, snaps finger ]

Oh! [ Panting ]

[ Groans ]

So, uh, what are you doing here?

I'm here to haunt your nightmares.

What are you most scared of?

Well, I've still got 19 years to pay on my mortgage.

That's a little daunting.

[ Sighs ]

[ Rapid clicking ]

[ High-pitched voice ] Woooooooo! House repayments!

Foreclosure --

[ Normal voice ] Uh, anything else scare ya?

Well, I do worry that my talent

won't live up to my expectations.

Oh, come on. How am I supposed to show that?

Whatever happened to bats and snakes?

I've got a live toad!

Oh, air holes. I've got a toad.

Nah. I'm good.

[ Sighs ]

Well [yawns] I'm quite tired,

and I've got work in the morning, and um...

Yeah, yeah, I know. 'Fraid you're gonna be late.

[ Sobbing ]

Uh...

There, there, buddy. See?

No one's scared anymore.I don't know.

I think it'd be pretty scary if he blew his nose.

Fingernails Ghoul: [ Blows ] Aaah!

Yep, there it is.

But isn't it weird, spying on people like this?

No! It's only weird if you make it weird.

See? There are some scary things out on Halloween night.

That's not what I meant.

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Music blaring from headphones ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

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Mm.

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Uh, oh.

Aah! Aaaaaah!

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Hmm?

"If you play this, it could be the last thing you ever play."

[ Gasps ] That's terrible!

Littering our beautiful parks.

The nerve of some people.

What is it, anyway? No idea.

It looks like someone tried to make a book

out of plastic and ribbon.

Maybe it's a yo-yo from before they discovered gravity.

Give it a go.

See?No! No!

No, no, no, don't! You're ruining it!

It's a cursed video tape! You watch it on a VHS player!

A what?

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And that's how a VHS works.

Of course, the problem with this cursed tape is,

you know, people don't get the chance to rewind it.

[ Button clicks, VHS player humming ]

Yeah, anyway, I got a life to live.

Is there any way we can stream it?

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Huh?

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Gasping ]

Aaaaaaah!

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Cellphone vibrating ]

Ghostface: Do you wanna watch a scary movie?

W-w-what do you mean?

I said, do you wanna watch a scary movie?

No, I mean what sort?

Vampire, zombie, werewolf, zombie werewolf,

werewolf zombie, werewolf vampire,

zombie werewolf vampire...Uh...

...haunted house, grindhouse, ESP horror...

I-I-I... ...crime and giallo, Lovecraftian,

mummies and golems, Cthulhu mythos,

jiangshi fiction, mumblecore?

Or do you mean gothic, Southern gothic,

Southern Ontario gothic, urban gothic,

suburban gothic, or Tasmanian gothic?

Uh, you know what? Someone's at the door.

I gotta go. No, there's not.

I just locked all the doors and windows.

You have to watch a scary movie with me now.

No, no, no, I don't! I can hang up! Ha ha ha!

You can't hide, 'cause the first place

I'd look would be in your basement.

What the -- You're here?

I thought you wanted to watch a scary movie,

'cause I really love scary movies.

[ Panting ]

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[ Machine beeps ]

[ Ding ]

[ Grunts ][ Object scraping ]

[ Panting ]

[ Sighs ] I knew there was a good reason

to keep my gym membership.

Feel the burn, buddy.

See? No one is frightened!

Want some candy corn?Thank you.

Aah! it's all about candy, candy, candy!

Grrr! Huh? What the...?

Oh, sorry, Mr Angry Bee Head,

were you in the middle of slaying someone?

Yeah, not quite. I was, uh, stacking shelves.

Wait. You work in a supermarket?

Yeah. But I also do a bit of beekeeping on the side.

I've got about 20, 25 bees.

Oof. That's, uh -- That's pretty, pretty lame.

Oh, that's nothing.

All the guys have had to find other work

since people stopped being scared of us.

Children's parties...

It's a little doggy!

No, it's a rat.

...landscape gardening...

Quit the dancing! There's another 10 peacocks

and a Venus de Milo to do by lunch.

Mr. Angry Bee Head: ...even working as a masseuse.

Wow, you got such a light touch.

[ Bones crack ]

Man, that sucks.

Worse still, I can't even take a break without my supervis--

Larry: Candy, candy, candy!

Ugh.

Dude, it's so sad.

We need to help them get their scare back.

He's right. We'll do anything.

Is there a page we can like or a wristband we can wear or something?

Well, there is one thing.

An ancient spell that will make everyone

frightened of them again.

But it needs the permission of one living being.

Well, if I don't have to do anything then,

yeah, you've got my permission. Where do I sign?

Aah! Shut the door! Shut the door! Shut it!

This is all I could get!

Well, that's gonna have to do, 'cause I don't think

we're ever gonna be able to leave our house again!

[ Monster roaring, people screaming ]

[ Laughs ]

Thanks, guys![ Both scream

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