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MAN #1: And with that movie 2001,
you're projecting us into the 21st century.
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- I brought along my son Jonathan...
- MAN #2: Hi.
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Who in the year 2001 will
be the same age as I am now.
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Maybe he will be better adjusted to this
kind of world that you're trying to portray.
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MAN #2: The big difference,
when he grows up...
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In fact, if we wanted to
wait till the year 2001...
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He will have in his own house
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not a computer as big as
this, but at least a console
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through which he can talk to
his friendly local computer
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and get all the information
he needs for his everyday life,
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like his bank statements,
his theater reservations,
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all the information you need in the course
of living in a complex modern society.
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This will be in a compact
form in his own house.
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He'll have a television screen,
like these here, and a keyboard.
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And he'll talk to the computer
and get information from it.
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And he'll take it as much for
granted as we take the telephone.
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MAN #1: I wonder, though, what sort of
a life would it be like in social terms?
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I mean, if our whole life
is built around the computer,
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do we become a computer-dependent society?
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In some ways, but they
will also enrich our society
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because it will make it possible for
us to live, really, anywhere we like.
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Any businessman and executive
could live almost anywhere on Earth
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and still do his business
through a device like this.
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And this is a wonderful thing. It means
we won't have to be stuck in cities.
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We'll be able to live out in the
country or wherever we please.
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MAN #3: Screen says it's
an unimplemented trap.
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But the error code is
wrong. It's a system error.
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- WOMAN: So what's the upshot?
- MAN #3: It's not gonna say hello.
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MAN #4: It absolutely
is gonna say hello.
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- It's nobody's fault. It's a system error.
- You built the voice demo.
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- The voice demo is flaky.
- Keep your voices down.
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I've been telling you that
for... This thing is overbuilt.
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It worked last night. It
worked the night before that.
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It worked three hours ago.
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- It's not working now, so just skip over the voice demo.
- Fuck you.
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- Everything else is working.
- Shh.
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Skip over the voice demo.
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We need it to say hello.
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- You're not hearing me. It's not going to say hello.
- Just fix it.
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- Fix it?
- Yeah.
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(SCOFFING)
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- In 40 minutes?
- Fix it.
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- I can't.
- Who's the person who can?
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I'm the person who can, and I can't.
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- How bad are you saying?
- It's pretty bad.
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- I don't know what that means.
- It means the demo is more than likely gonna crash.
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You have to keep your voices down.
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Joel Pforzheimer is
sitting out in the house.
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I don't care if... Who's Joel Pforzheimer?
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GQ.
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He's been shadowing you
for a week. Did you notice?
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Just look like everything's fine.
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He's sitting out in the house.
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Hey.
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What are you guys saying?
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Some kind of race condition, but we
haven't been able to track it down yet.
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Is the synthesizer sampling fast enough?
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No, so the rates are off
and it keeps crashing.
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WOMAN: It's 20 seconds out of a
two-hour launch. Why not just cut it?
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- We can't cut it.
- Yeah, you just cut it.
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Two days ago, we ran a Super Bowl ad that
could've won the Oscar for Best Short Film.
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There are more people who can tell you about
the ad than can tell you who won the game.
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I understand, but the ad said
the Mac was gonna save the world.
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It didn't say it was gonna say hello.
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WOMAN #2: We open the house in five.
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Don't open the house.
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We're taking a quick break.
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- Part of the problem is...
- What?
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We can recompile, but if it's a hardware
problem, we can't get into the back.
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Why not?
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- Do you wanna tell her or should I?
- Don't start with me, man.
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- Why can't he get into the machine?
- You need special tools.
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What kind of special tools?
Just take a screwdriver.
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He didn't want users to be able to open it.
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You need special tools.
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(WHISPERS) Is this for real?
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There are a hundred engineers walking
around here. None of them have the tools?
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In fairness, not many of
them were issued the tools.
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- What about you?
- I left them at the office. It was 3:00 AM when I...
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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- Cut "Hello."
- No.
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- What's the first rule of a launch?
- It's not gonna crash.
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It just did.
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Andy!
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Which one?
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The other Andy. You're right
there. Why would I be calling out?
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- He needs to talk to you.
- Yeah.
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The exit signs need to be off or
we're not gonna get a full blackout.
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- We've spoken to the building manager and the fire marshal.
- And?
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There's no way they're gonna
let us turn the exit signs off.
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- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- I'll pay whatever the fine is.
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The fine is they're gonna come
in and tell everyone to leave.
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You explained to the fire marshal
that we're in here changing the world?
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I did, but unless we can also change
the properties of fire, he doesn't care.
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- Steve...
- If a fire causes a stampede to the unmarked exits,
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it'll have been well worth
it for those who survive.
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For those who don't, less
so, but still pretty good.
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- Look, I...
- I need it to go black. Real black.
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Get rid of the exit signs and
don't let me know how you did it.
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Fix the voice demo.
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You need special tools to open the Mac?
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You knew it was a closed system.
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I didn't know literally. Jesus.
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And if you keep alienating
people for no reason,
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there's gonna be no one
left for it to say hello to.
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It's not for no reason.
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We blow this and IBM will own the
next 50 years like a Batman villain.
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Remember the phone company? That's what
Bell was called, "the phone company."
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IBM will be the computer company.
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Ten years later they'll
be the information company,
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and that's very bad for the human race.
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So we don't have time to
be polite or realistic,
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'cause if we are, this
company's next product launch
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will be held in front of 26 people
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and a stringer from the
Alameda County Shopper's Guide.
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We haven't advertised the voice software.
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We could pull it out of the demo
and no one would be disappointed.
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Do you want to try being reasonable,
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just, you know, see what it feels like?
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Okay. Pull the voice demo.
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Thank you.
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And then cancel the launch.
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I see. You just tricked me a little.
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You can tell me how unimportant it is,
but if the computer doesn't say hello,
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then neither will John Sculley,
who I promise you agrees with me.
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Sculley's not gonna cancel the
launch 'cause he's not insane.
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He's also not a hack, and
when it comes to the Macintosh,
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he's gonna do what I ask him to do.
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- What's in this box?
- Nothing you need to worry about.
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Don't even open it.
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What the fuck?
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Why is there a carton of... Who did this?
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- Somebody thought...
- Who?
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Doesn't matter. Thought it would be a good
idea to have copies of that Time cover
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available at everyone's seat.
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It was nipped in the bud and all the
copies are being taken out of the building.
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So problem solved.
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- This isn't a Macintosh.
- I understand.
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Somebody thought it would
be a good idea to, like,
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enthusiastically hand over copies of
Time with a not-a-Macintosh on the cover
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at the launch of the Macintosh?
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What are they handing
out at Hewlett-Packard?
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A bushel of apples with my face on them?
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I'm sure the thinking was that
since the computer is Man of the Year
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that that's good for our business,
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but like I said, I'm having
them removed from the building.
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What I'd like you to do with them
is to take them, all 2,600 copies,
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and stack them on Kottke's desk
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and tell him Steve says,
"Happy New Year to you."
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Okay.
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I gave Time magazine full access.
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THE WHOLE CAMPUS: Bandley, Apple II, Lisa.
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I gave him Sculley, Markkula. I
gave him Woz. I gave him everybody.
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What should I call the person who thought
it'd be a good idea to hand these out?
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I'm not telling you who it was.
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It was done without malice.
It's been taken care of.
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You have a half hour and we
have things to talk about.
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Like what?
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(SIGHS) Like a million
in the first 90 days.
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- Joanna...
- 20,000 a month after that.
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- Look. Those are the forecasts.
- I'm begging...
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This is my field. I'm begging you
to manage expectations out there.
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- I'm fanning expectations.
- We're not gonna sell a million in the first 90 days.
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Everyone, everyone, everyone,
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everyone is waiting for the Mac.
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Maybe.
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But what happens when they
find out that for 2,495,
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there's nothing you can do with it?
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We were competitive at $1,500,
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but once you replaced the
Motorola 6809 with the 68000...
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Which is what supports menus, windows,
point and click, high-res graphics...
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Yeah, 'cause everyone needs
rectangles with rounded corners.
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Coach lands on the runway at the
exact same time as first class.
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I don't have the first
fucking idea what that means,
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but this is how it got to $2,500,
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which is the price point on
the PC, which can do a lot more!
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Who's gonna want a PC?
What idiot is gonna want...
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If I wanna tell you there's a spot
on your shirt, I point to the spot.
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I don't say there's a spot 14
centimeters down from the collar
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and three centimeters to the
right of the second button
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while I try to remember what
the command is for club soda.
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That's not how a person's mind works.
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If the goal was ease of use, maybe
you should've given it some memory.
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You can complain about memory
or you can complain about price,
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but you can't do both at the same time.
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Memory is what costs money.
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I'm glad you're telling me
your feelings about the Mac now
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because we have a half hour left.
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We can redesign it.
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I'm just asking you to manage expectations.
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Look at their faces
when they see what it is.
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They won't know what they're
looking at or why they like it,
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but they'll know they want it.
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Not instantly. When people
heard Rite of Spring,
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they tore the chairs out of the theater.
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They didn't buy the record.
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Rite of Spring happens
to be the most revolutionary
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and provocative symphony
of the last century.
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Ballet. It was a ballet.
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But Igor Stravinsky didn't say he
was gonna sell 20,000 units a month.
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I don't know why we're
talking about Stravinsky
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when what I care about is Dan Kottke
sodomizing me in Time magazine.
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(SIGHS) Look. Obviously...
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Let me say this to you.
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Obviously, Daniel didn't think
he was doing anything wrong.
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- By talking to Time about it?
- Yeah.
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I don't know what that means.
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You said, when you told me the story...
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You said you said to Dan,
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"Did Time magazine ask you
if I had a daughter named Lisa?"
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And Dan said, "Yeah."
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00:09:58,747 --> 00:10:02,216
My point was that he answered
you simply and honestly
215
00:10:02,217 --> 00:10:04,351
because he didn't think
he'd done anything wrong.
216
00:10:04,352 --> 00:10:09,122
Except, Joanna... Except I
don't have a daughter named Lisa.
217
00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:13,059
And this story is now about how I'm
denying paternity and took a blood test.
218
00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:16,396
And that's why there's a picture of...
I don't know what the fuck that is.
219
00:10:16,397 --> 00:10:18,899
That's why there's a
picture of a PC on the cover
220
00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:22,470
instead of a picture of me and the Mac.
221
00:10:22,471 --> 00:10:24,838
I don't know what to tell you.
222
00:10:24,839 --> 00:10:28,509
I was supposed to be Time
magazine's Man of the Year.
223
00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:31,179
And then Dan Kottke was born.
224
00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:37,985
- Well...
- What?
225
00:10:37,986 --> 00:10:42,088
- She's waiting for you.
- Who?
226
00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:44,058
- Chrisann.
- Brennan?
227
00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:45,525
They're out in the hall.
228
00:10:45,526 --> 00:10:49,029
They've been sitting in the back of
the auditorium since 7:00 this morning.
229
00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:52,466
I'm not having a session
with Chrisann right now.
230
00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:56,169
We issued 335 press
credentials for the launch.
231
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:59,173
Steve, you piss off Chrisann,
232
00:10:59,174 --> 00:11:02,443
she's gonna stand in the
lobby and give 335 interviews,
233
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:07,683
and you, pal, will be longing for
the halcyon days of Dan Kottke.
234
00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:12,119
(SIGHS) Let me get this over with.
235
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,420
But don't leave. You're gonna stay here.
236
00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:15,856
What? No. I'm not.
237
00:11:15,857 --> 00:11:19,326
No. There's less of a chance of a
scene if you stay here. She'll be cool.
238
00:11:19,327 --> 00:11:24,198
(EXHALES) I find all this
excruciatingly personal and-and...
239
00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:26,833
I-I'm... I'm not staying.
240
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,334
No. Come on.
241
00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:31,539
I don't wanna be in a
room alone with Chrisann.
242
00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:36,845
This is me and you.
243
00:11:40,348 --> 00:11:41,817
Fine.
244
00:11:49,524 --> 00:11:50,993
Hey.
245
00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:56,831
Steve.
246
00:11:56,832 --> 00:11:58,198
This is a surprise.
247
00:11:58,199 --> 00:12:00,500
Why don't you come on in?
248
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:02,737
Thank you.
249
00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:07,374
- You coming too?
- Yes, I'm not gonna leave her in the hallway.
250
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,843
Okay. It's a safe hallway, but anyway.
251
00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:12,612
You remember Joanna Hoffman? She's
the head of marketing for the Mac.
252
00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:15,082
Good to see you.
253
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:17,550
Nice to see you. Hello, Lisa.
254
00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:20,553
We've met before, and you told
me you like the way I talk,
255
00:12:20,554 --> 00:12:24,257
and that was my favorite
thing anyone's ever said to me.
256
00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:26,260
- You're from Poland.
- Yes, I am.
257
00:12:26,261 --> 00:12:29,029
- Do you know where that is?
- The top of the Earth.
258
00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,997
I think you're thinking of the North Pole.
259
00:12:30,998 --> 00:12:32,899
Well, we're a little
pressed for time, so...
260
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,302
- I'll leave you guys alone.
- Why do you wanna leave when you just said...
261
00:12:35,303 --> 00:12:37,739
I'm gonna check in with Hertzfeld.
262
00:12:45,045 --> 00:12:47,448
We're trying to get a
computer to say hello,
263
00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:50,016
but right now it's being very shy.
264
00:12:50,017 --> 00:12:51,952
Would you come help me? Is that okay?
265
00:12:51,953 --> 00:12:53,553
Sure.
266
00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:56,023
STEVE: Thank you.
267
00:12:56,024 --> 00:12:57,957
My dad named a computer after me.
268
00:12:57,958 --> 00:13:01,395
I'm not your...
269
00:13:01,396 --> 00:13:04,631
Actually, do you know what
a coincidence is, Lisa?
270
00:13:04,632 --> 00:13:07,069
No.
271
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:11,304
Like if you met someone.
272
00:13:11,305 --> 00:13:13,606
You made a new friend
and her name was Lisa too.
273
00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:15,476
That would be a coincidence.
274
00:13:15,477 --> 00:13:18,478
"Lisa" stands for "Local
Integrated Systems Architecture."
275
00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:21,115
L-I-S-A.
276
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,685
It's a coincidence.
277
00:13:26,387 --> 00:13:28,554
- You about done?
- Yeah.
278
00:13:28,555 --> 00:13:29,389
Okay.
279
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:34,830
Come. Let's make that computer say hi.
280
00:13:36,097 --> 00:13:37,997
Go ahead, Lisa.
281
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:41,168
So it was the other way around.
282
00:13:41,169 --> 00:13:43,437
I was named after the computer?
283
00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:46,707
Nothing was named after
anybody. It's a coincidence.
284
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:49,044
Come on.
285
00:13:53,949 --> 00:13:55,283
What's the matter with you?
286
00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:57,483
What's the matter with you? Why
are you telling her these things?
287
00:13:57,484 --> 00:13:59,452
Why are you still telling
her I'm her father?
288
00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:01,355
- A judge told her you're her father.
- No, he didn't.
289
00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:03,222
Where the hell do you get off
telling Time magazine
290
00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:05,225
I've slept with 28 percent
of the men in America?
291
00:14:05,226 --> 00:14:07,193
- That's not...
- Where do you get off?
292
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,030
That's not remotely what I said.
293
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:15,068
It's right here. (EXHALES)
294
00:14:15,069 --> 00:14:17,037
First of all, can I tell you
something about Time magazine?
295
00:14:17,038 --> 00:14:19,740
I believe it's a training
facility for paid assassins.
296
00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:23,242
- "Jobs insists"... I am quoting...
- I didn't invent math.
297
00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:26,380
CHRISANN: "twenty-eight percent of
the male population of the United States"
298
00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:28,515
could be the father."
299
00:14:28,516 --> 00:14:32,519
I wasn't saying you've slept
with 28% of American men.
300
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,422
I was using an algorithm
based on the blood test
301
00:14:35,423 --> 00:14:39,559
which said there was a 94.1%
chance that I'm the father.
302
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,763
You're trying to publicly
paint me as a slut and a whore.
303
00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:45,265
Believe me, I'm not trying to
publicly do anything with you.
304
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:46,967
Two million people read
Time. How am I supposed...
305
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:50,603
It would be more if they put me on the cover,
but Dan Kottke decided to kidney-punch me...
306
00:14:50,604 --> 00:14:53,774
- I applied for welfare yesterday.
- STEVE: I'm sorry?
307
00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:56,778
- Hello!
- I said I applied for welfare yesterday.
308
00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:02,515
The Time article said your
Apple stock was worth $441 million,
309
00:15:02,516 --> 00:15:04,650
and I wanted to ask you
how you felt about that.
310
00:15:04,651 --> 00:15:07,487
Well, I feel like Apple stock
has been dramatically undervalued.
311
00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:09,423
This would be a good time to get in.
312
00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:12,159
Your daughter and her mother...
313
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,361
- Chrisann...
- are on welfare.
314
00:15:14,362 --> 00:15:17,097
We're living in a hovel in Menlo Park.
315
00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:18,598
We can't pay the heating bills.
316
00:15:18,599 --> 00:15:21,135
She sleeps in a parka.
317
00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:23,437
- Your daughter...
- She's not my daughter!
318
00:15:23,438 --> 00:15:26,472
Because, as reported
by Time magazine,
319
00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:29,443
- I've slept with 28% of the men in America?
- No.
320
00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:33,048
All of them, exactly nine
months before Lisa was born.
321
00:15:35,349 --> 00:15:38,318
- (KNOCKS)
- (DOOR OPENS)
322
00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:40,187
I've got Andy here.
323
00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:42,189
(DOOR CLOSES)
324
00:15:46,761 --> 00:15:49,231
Excuse me.
325
00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,472
We're there?
326
00:15:59,473 --> 00:16:01,475
- Hey, Chris.
- CHRISANN: Hey, Andy.
327
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:03,242
- How are you doin'?
- Terrible.
328
00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:04,577
STEVE: You guys caught up now?
329
00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:07,213
Excuse me for saying hello to my
friend, who thinks you're a dick.
330
00:16:07,214 --> 00:16:08,615
- I don't think you're a...
- We're there?
331
00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:11,651
- No. It's got a one-in-six chance of working.
- Goddamn it.
332
00:16:11,652 --> 00:16:16,490
Well, we're not a pit crew at Daytona.
This can't be fixed in seconds.
333
00:16:16,491 --> 00:16:19,358
You didn't have seconds.
You had three weeks.
334
00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:22,428
The universe was created
in a third of that time.
335
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:24,698
Well, someday you'll have
to tell us how you did it.
336
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:27,135
(CHUCKLES)
337
00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:30,636
Here's what I'm gonna do.
338
00:16:30,637 --> 00:16:34,774
I'm gonna announce the names of
everyone who designed the launch demo.
339
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:37,577
I'm gonna introduce everyone
and ask them to stand up.
340
00:16:37,578 --> 00:16:39,880
The bag was designed by Susan Kare.
341
00:16:39,881 --> 00:16:43,784
The Macintosh font that's scrolling across
the screen was designed by Steve Capps.
342
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:47,121
The starry night and
skywriting was Bruce Horn.
343
00:16:47,122 --> 00:16:52,759
MacPaint, MacWrite, Alice,
down to the calculator.
344
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,662
And then I'm gonna say the
voice demo that didn't work
345
00:16:55,663 --> 00:16:58,567
was designed by Andy Hertzfeld.
346
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:04,671
(CHUCKLES)
347
00:17:04,672 --> 00:17:06,138
Steve...
348
00:17:06,139 --> 00:17:09,408
Five-in-six is your chance of surviving
the first round of Russian roulette,
349
00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:11,278
and you've reversed those odds.
350
00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:13,480
So unless you wanna be disgraced
in front of your friends,
351
00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:16,683
family, colleagues,
stockholders and the press,
352
00:17:16,684 --> 00:17:18,452
I wouldn't stand here arguing.
353
00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:21,821
I'd go try and get some
more bullets out of the gun.
354
00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:24,158
Do it, Andy!
355
00:17:28,629 --> 00:17:30,297
Stop. You.
356
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,199
- What size shirt do you wear?
- Me?
357
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,701
Does anyone know what size shirt
he wears? What size shirt I wear?
358
00:17:34,702 --> 00:17:36,936
JOANNA: Does anyone know where
the closest psychiatrist is?
359
00:17:36,937 --> 00:17:39,806
The disk fits in your pocket.
360
00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:42,442
I need a shirt with a breast
pocket. I can take it out onstage.
361
00:17:42,443 --> 00:17:43,943
- A shirt?
- The disk!
362
00:17:43,944 --> 00:17:46,946
I need a white shirt in my
size with a breast pocket.
363
00:17:46,947 --> 00:17:50,250
Yes. Which one of the no
stores that are open at 8:45
364
00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:53,753
do you want me to have someone run
to and return from in 15 minutes?
365
00:17:53,754 --> 00:17:57,624
Go out in the lobby, find someone
my size who's wearing a white shirt.
366
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,926
Tell them I'll trade
them for a free computer,
367
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:01,694
and they get to keep my shirt.
368
00:18:01,695 --> 00:18:03,963
Does it have to be a
white shirt? Is blue okay?
369
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:08,702
No. The Mac is beige, I'm beige, the
disk is blue, the shirt has to be white.
370
00:18:08,703 --> 00:18:10,137
Andy?
371
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:29,889
(EXHALES)
372
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:30,924
(CLICKS TONGUE)
373
00:18:30,925 --> 00:18:34,728
STEVE (IMITATING COMPUTER):
Hello, I'm Macintosh.
374
00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:38,632
Bring me the head of Andy Hertzfeld.
375
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,866
I tried to get it to
say hello, but it's shy.
376
00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:42,935
Yeah.
377
00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:44,503
So that's it?
378
00:18:44,504 --> 00:18:47,107
STEVE: That's it.
379
00:18:48,509 --> 00:18:50,010
I don't get it.
380
00:18:50,011 --> 00:18:51,645
I know.
381
00:18:51,646 --> 00:18:53,512
What are people going to do with it?
382
00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:55,249
Lisa, how old are you now?
383
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,384
- You know how old she is.
- How old are you, Lisa?
384
00:18:57,385 --> 00:18:59,154
Five.
385
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,424
Come sit here for a minute.
386
00:19:06,394 --> 00:19:08,427
Do you know what this is?
387
00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:11,530
- It's a computer.
- It's a computer.
388
00:19:11,531 --> 00:19:14,034
Can I borrow your hand for a second?
389
00:19:15,302 --> 00:19:18,039
Point that arrow and click.
390
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,576
You don't have to, but if you
want, you can play with it.
391
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:25,811
Nothing you can do will break it,
so just do whatever you want with it.
392
00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:27,012
What are you doing?
393
00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:30,783
I'm paying you exactly what
the court ordered me to pay you.
394
00:19:30,784 --> 00:19:33,686
$385 a month.
395
00:19:33,687 --> 00:19:35,655
I'm not the one who decided on that amount.
396
00:19:35,656 --> 00:19:37,557
And I'm asking you how you feel.
397
00:19:37,558 --> 00:19:39,058
If you feel all right.
398
00:19:39,059 --> 00:19:42,561
- If it feels all right to you that your daughter...
- She's not my...
399
00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:45,299
That your daughter and
her mother are on welfare
400
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:49,302
while you're worth $441
million for making that.
401
00:19:49,303 --> 00:19:52,439
I'm proud to say Apple donates
computers to underfunded schools,
402
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,941
- and we'll be doing more of the same with the Mac...
- What?
403
00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:58,744
Apple donates millions of dollars'
worth of computers to schools.
404
00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:00,780
What does that have to do with...
405
00:20:00,781 --> 00:20:05,652
Imagine an underprivileged kid that has
their favorite teacher with them 24 hours.
406
00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:07,587
We're minutes away from
being able to do that.
407
00:20:07,588 --> 00:20:10,324
In your head, was that
an answer to my question?
408
00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:11,857
Tell me the question again.
409
00:20:11,858 --> 00:20:12,858
(SCOFFS)
410
00:20:12,859 --> 00:20:15,028
I wasn't the one who sued
you for child support.
411
00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:17,597
- No, let...
- San Mateo County sued you.
412
00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:20,599
No, let me explain what happened,
'cause I have plenty of time right now.
413
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,336
- (KNOCKS)
- (DOOR OPENS)
414
00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:23,970
Excuse me. You have a visitor.
415
00:20:23,971 --> 00:20:26,539
Just wanted to say good
luck. Hey, Chrisann.
416
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:29,344
- Hello, Woz.
- Hang on.
417
00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:32,878
(CLEARS THROAT, GROANS)
418
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:35,382
- Just wanted to say good luck.
- Thanks. You too.
419
00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:36,782
- It's a big morning.
- Yeah.
420
00:20:36,783 --> 00:20:38,684
You should see this crowd out there.
421
00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:41,321
This crowd, it's like, um...
422
00:20:42,357 --> 00:20:45,424
I can't really wait for you to
come up with a metaphor, man.
423
00:20:45,425 --> 00:20:48,362
- Yeah. So, listen, I want to ask you a favor.
- Yeah?
424
00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:51,131
- Can you acknowledge the Apple II team in your remarks?
- I cannot.
425
00:20:51,132 --> 00:20:52,699
Just an acknowledgement.
426
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,668
Have them stand up.
427
00:20:55,669 --> 00:20:57,770
- We're launching the Mac.
- It'd be a morale booster.
428
00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,940
Just a mention so they could
get a round of applause.
429
00:20:59,941 --> 00:21:02,142
- Just a mention.
- Can we stick a pin in this for a minute?
430
00:21:02,143 --> 00:21:03,676
- Sure.
- Thank you.
431
00:21:03,677 --> 00:21:05,912
Just talking about an
acknowledgement for the team.
432
00:21:05,913 --> 00:21:08,080
I've got Chrisann in there.
I'll see you in a second.
433
00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:10,549
Yep.
434
00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:17,924
That.
435
00:21:17,925 --> 00:21:19,291
What?
436
00:21:19,292 --> 00:21:22,828
You asked me what people are gonna
do with it. They're gonna do that.
437
00:21:22,829 --> 00:21:24,798
(KNOCKS)
438
00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:26,866
One of the engineers.
439
00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:28,837
Thank you.
440
00:21:35,943 --> 00:21:38,046
Do you like it?
441
00:21:40,982 --> 00:21:42,081
I'm sorry?
442
00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:44,850
It's an abstract.
443
00:21:44,851 --> 00:21:49,189
(CHUCKLES) You used MacPaint.
444
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:55,429
Push that key and the "S" at the same time.
445
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:58,097
- (DISK WHIRRING)
- (MOUSE CLICKS)
446
00:21:58,098 --> 00:21:59,900
Now type your name.
447
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,203
(TYPING)
448
00:22:10,478 --> 00:22:12,480
Do you know which box says "Save"?
449
00:22:13,947 --> 00:22:17,117
Right. Go ahead and click on it.
450
00:22:24,858 --> 00:22:26,526
I'll put some money in your account
451
00:22:26,527 --> 00:22:29,663
and buy you a new house,
someplace near a decent school.
452
00:22:29,664 --> 00:22:32,632
Thank you.
453
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,635
Woz wants a minute.
454
00:22:35,636 --> 00:22:38,104
And Sculley's asking for you.
455
00:22:38,105 --> 00:22:41,007
We're done?
456
00:22:41,008 --> 00:22:41,942
(SCOFFS)
457
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:45,177
Could you teach me more things?
458
00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:47,513
On the computer?
459
00:22:47,514 --> 00:22:49,483
Lisa, wait for me in the hall, please.
460
00:22:52,787 --> 00:22:55,087
You can put your coat on in the hall.
461
00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:56,523
Bye, Lisa.
462
00:22:57,591 --> 00:23:00,227
- Bye.
- CHRISANN: Lisa, in the hall. Now.
463
00:23:00,228 --> 00:23:02,662
I wanna know, when you say you're
gonna put money in my account,
464
00:23:02,663 --> 00:23:04,064
how much we're talking about.
465
00:23:04,065 --> 00:23:06,668
It's a school day. She
needs to be in school.
466
00:23:08,536 --> 00:23:11,139
I'm gonna give you whatever you need.
467
00:23:24,184 --> 00:23:26,287
(DOOR CLOSES)
468
00:23:27,788 --> 00:23:31,924
Woz wants me to acknowledge
the Apple II team.
469
00:23:31,925 --> 00:23:34,160
You must be able to see
that she looks like you.
470
00:23:34,161 --> 00:23:36,730
I don't want to insult Woz. I
just think it's backward-looking
471
00:23:36,731 --> 00:23:38,565
at exactly the wrong moment.
472
00:23:38,566 --> 00:23:41,600
- I know you heard what I said.
- I heard what you said, Joanna.
473
00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:44,804
It's just we're about to do this thing.
474
00:23:44,805 --> 00:23:49,943
At 9:41, the planet's gonna shift
on its axis nigh and forever.
475
00:23:49,944 --> 00:23:52,679
Two most significant
events of the 20th century:
476
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,549
The Allies win the war and this.
477
00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:56,916
This.
478
00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:59,219
So maybe right now isn't the
very best time to scold me
479
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:02,122
for not being a better father
to a kid who's not my kid.
480
00:24:02,123 --> 00:24:05,224
- The test said I...
- I don't care what the test said.
481
00:24:05,225 --> 00:24:06,492
I don't care about 94.1%
482
00:24:06,493 --> 00:24:09,229
or the insane algorithm you used
to get to 28% of American men.
483
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:11,330
Buying her a new house.
I'm giving her money.
484
00:24:11,331 --> 00:24:14,067
There's a small girl who
believes you're her father.
485
00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:18,571
That's all. That's all the math there is.
486
00:24:18,572 --> 00:24:22,107
She believes it. What are
you gonna do about that?
487
00:24:22,108 --> 00:24:24,877
God sent his only son on a suicide mission,
488
00:24:24,878 --> 00:24:28,582
but we like him anyway
because he made trees.
489
00:24:29,951 --> 00:24:32,818
We're gonna sell a million
units in the first 90 days.
490
00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:34,887
- (SIGHS)
- 20,000 a month after that.
491
00:24:34,888 --> 00:24:37,692
So maybe you could give
me a break, Ms. Hoffman?
492
00:24:42,797 --> 00:24:44,699
(PUSHES BUTTON TWICE)
493
00:24:48,368 --> 00:24:50,771
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
494
00:25:01,315 --> 00:25:04,419
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
495
00:25:12,693 --> 00:25:15,596
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
496
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,275
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
497
00:25:29,276 --> 00:25:31,277
- Woz.
- Hey.
498
00:25:31,278 --> 00:25:33,913
There's nothing in that vending
machine that won't kill you.
499
00:25:33,914 --> 00:25:36,148
- Just browsing.
- Let's take a walk.
500
00:25:36,149 --> 00:25:38,250
- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah.
501
00:25:38,251 --> 00:25:41,654
After the meeting in Maui, the Apple
II team was upset and angry and down.
502
00:25:41,655 --> 00:25:44,057
- Do you know why?
- Because the Apple II wasn't mentioned even once?
503
00:25:44,058 --> 00:25:46,693
The Apple II wasn't mentioned ev...
504
00:25:46,694 --> 00:25:48,327
Yes, that's it. You have it. Yes.
505
00:25:48,328 --> 00:25:51,431
- That wasn't an oversight.
- They know that. They know it wasn't.
506
00:25:51,432 --> 00:25:53,666
I don't wanna make a
big deal out of this...
507
00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:55,234
That's entirely within your power.
508
00:25:55,235 --> 00:25:58,003
- The Apple II is...
- The Apple II is what was, my friend.
509
00:25:58,004 --> 00:26:01,708
The Apple II is what pays the bills
around here and has for seven years.
510
00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:02,975
And if you embarrass these people,
511
00:26:02,976 --> 00:26:05,944
you are going to see a brain
drain at this company, my brother.
512
00:26:05,945 --> 00:26:08,714
Markkula took you off the Lisa, not
them and not me, so don't blame...
513
00:26:08,715 --> 00:26:13,219
Markkula took me off the Lisa because of his
strong religious objection to making it good.
514
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:16,088
Now I gave you everything
you wanted on the Apple II.
515
00:26:16,089 --> 00:26:17,824
You don't ask for a lot?
516
00:26:17,825 --> 00:26:20,292
There wasn't a single fight you lost.
517
00:26:20,293 --> 00:26:22,862
Do you concede the slots are the
reason for the success of the Apple II?
518
00:26:22,863 --> 00:26:24,998
- We can't still be talking about the slots.
- I have a point.
519
00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:27,966
It's been seven years. You're still
doing it. You're talking about the slots.
520
00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:30,904
There's something wrong with you.
This argument started in the garage.
521
00:26:30,905 --> 00:26:35,709
What are you talking about? Why
would you only want two slots?
522
00:26:35,710 --> 00:26:37,711
A printer and a modem.
523
00:26:37,712 --> 00:26:39,244
With eight slots, you...
524
00:26:39,245 --> 00:26:42,315
This is a huge deal that we
were able to add eight slots.
525
00:26:42,316 --> 00:26:45,218
I appreciate the engineering,
but it's not what we're doing.
526
00:26:45,219 --> 00:26:46,920
- And thank God I won that argument...
- Woz.
527
00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:49,722
Because the open system is what
people love about the machine,
528
00:26:49,723 --> 00:26:51,223
and it's why it sold and still sells.
529
00:26:51,224 --> 00:26:53,893
An open system. We're
not doing an open system.
530
00:26:53,894 --> 00:26:57,864
Of course we are. That's what people want,
and the breakthrough on the Apple II...
531
00:26:57,865 --> 00:27:00,733
People don't know what they
want until you show it to them.
532
00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:05,404
Serious users want to customize. They
wanna modify. They wanna jack it up.
533
00:27:05,405 --> 00:27:08,942
They want hardware engineers like
me to expand its capabilities, okay?
534
00:27:08,943 --> 00:27:10,876
Keyboards for music, better sound board,
535
00:27:10,877 --> 00:27:12,779
better display boards,
improved memory cards.
536
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,115
And it's why there are
3,000 people here right now.
537
00:27:15,116 --> 00:27:19,152
The slots are what allowed the Apple II
to run, for just one example, VisiCalc,
538
00:27:19,153 --> 00:27:23,256
which from my guess single-handedly sold
between 200,000 and 300,000 machines.
539
00:27:23,257 --> 00:27:26,225
- They want slots.
- They don't get a vote.
540
00:27:26,226 --> 00:27:29,762
When Dylan wrote "Shelter from the Storm," he
didn't ask people to contribute to the lyrics.
541
00:27:29,763 --> 00:27:31,764
Plays don't stop so the
playwright can ask the audience
542
00:27:31,765 --> 00:27:33,133
what scene they'd like to see next.
543
00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:34,100
- Painters...
- Hobbyists...
544
00:27:34,101 --> 00:27:37,770
We're on the verge of
a tectonic... Hobbyists?
545
00:27:37,771 --> 00:27:39,706
A printer and a modem. Two slots.
546
00:27:41,008 --> 00:27:42,908
The Apple II team has my affection,
547
00:27:42,909 --> 00:27:46,378
but I'm not loving up a seven-year-old
product at the Mac launch.
548
00:27:46,379 --> 00:27:49,782
- Computers aren't paintings.
- Fuck you.
549
00:27:49,783 --> 00:27:53,185
I'm gonna say "fuck you" every time you
say that until you either die or stop.
550
00:27:53,186 --> 00:27:54,887
- Steve...
- Try it.
551
00:27:54,888 --> 00:27:56,021
- Steve.
- Say it.
552
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:58,825
- Computers aren't paintings.
- Fuck you.
553
00:27:58,826 --> 00:28:01,895
Yes, they are, and what
I want is a closed system.
554
00:28:01,896 --> 00:28:06,000
End-to-end control. Completely
incompatible with anything.
555
00:28:10,037 --> 00:28:12,472
Computers aren't supposed
to have human flaws.
556
00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:15,909
I'm not going to build this one with yours.
557
00:28:27,354 --> 00:28:28,453
(BOTH) Steve!
558
00:28:28,454 --> 00:28:29,489
Hey.
559
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:33,125
Today is about the Macintosh.
And the Mac is mine.
560
00:28:33,126 --> 00:28:34,894
- I give you that.
- Thank you.
561
00:28:34,895 --> 00:28:37,297
I give you that. Just publicly
acknowledge the Apple II team
562
00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:38,731
'cause it's the right thing to do.
563
00:28:38,732 --> 00:28:42,367
We'll know soon enough if you are
Leonardo da Vinci or just think you are,
564
00:28:42,368 --> 00:28:44,136
but in the meantime, it would be great...
565
00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:47,039
In the meantime, the Apple II is done.
566
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,107
Seven years. It was a great run.
567
00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:51,646
You should go out in the
house and take your seat.
568
00:28:53,547 --> 00:28:56,348
The Mac is Jef Raskin's.
569
00:28:56,349 --> 00:28:57,951
Say it for me.
570
00:28:57,952 --> 00:28:59,418
- Computers aren't...
- Fuck you.
571
00:28:59,419 --> 00:29:01,386
All right.
572
00:29:01,387 --> 00:29:03,657
(CHATTERING)
573
00:29:06,026 --> 00:29:07,962
Five, six...
574
00:29:09,262 --> 00:29:10,997
- We're there?
- I need more time.
575
00:29:10,998 --> 00:29:13,031
- You can't have it.
- 20 minutes.
576
00:29:13,032 --> 00:29:15,335
- It's 8:58.
- We can start late.
577
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:18,136
Hear me. We're a computer
company. We can't start late.
578
00:29:18,137 --> 00:29:20,205
- Then I have another idea.
- What?
579
00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:22,908
It's deceptive and borderline unethical.
580
00:29:22,909 --> 00:29:24,978
- I'm listening.
- It'll run on the 512.
581
00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:26,945
- You tested it?
- Yeah.
582
00:29:26,946 --> 00:29:31,283
- Wait. You're gonna demo a 128 computer on a 512?
- Nobody's gonna know.
583
00:29:31,284 --> 00:29:33,987
And you think that's
borderline unethical?
584
00:29:33,988 --> 00:29:36,889
Name my other choices, please.
585
00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:40,593
Please. You have to tell me why it's
so important for it to say hello.
586
00:29:40,594 --> 00:29:44,664
Hollywood. They made
computers scary things.
587
00:29:44,665 --> 00:29:48,300
See how this reminds you of a friendly
face, that the disk slot is a goofy grin?
588
00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:52,972
It's warm and it's playful
and it needs to say hello.
589
00:29:52,973 --> 00:29:55,308
It needs to say hello because it can.
590
00:29:55,309 --> 00:29:57,877
(APPLAUSE GROWS LOUDER)
591
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,449
(SCATTERED SCREAMING)
592
00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,417
We're not committing fraud.
593
00:30:05,418 --> 00:30:08,520
The 512 is gonna ship in under a year.
594
00:30:08,521 --> 00:30:11,692
Will you absolve me of your
Eastern European disapproval?
595
00:30:13,293 --> 00:30:17,529
The computer in 2001 said hello all the time
and it still scared the shit out of me.
596
00:30:17,530 --> 00:30:19,867
Absolve me.
597
00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:23,502
Just for this.
598
00:30:23,503 --> 00:30:26,004
And just for now.
599
00:30:26,005 --> 00:30:31,978
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
founding board member Mike Markkula.
600
00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:41,554
All right. Okay.
601
00:30:41,555 --> 00:30:44,156
Go make a dent in the universe, Steven.
602
00:30:44,157 --> 00:30:46,459
See you in a couple hours.
603
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:49,162
And I'm going to take us through
the formal part of the meeting,
604
00:30:49,163 --> 00:30:50,596
the legal part, if you will.
605
00:30:50,597 --> 00:30:54,232
STEVE: Thank merciful God.
The cavalry's shown up.
606
00:30:54,233 --> 00:30:57,369
MAN: I hear you've been worse than usual this
morning. I didn't think that was possible.
607
00:30:57,370 --> 00:31:01,106
So I've been dispatched
as the "Steve Whisperer."
608
00:31:01,107 --> 00:31:03,509
This is a '55 Margaux.
609
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:07,145
- It's 9:00 in the morning.
- This is a '55 Margaux.
610
00:31:07,146 --> 00:31:09,514
(CHUCKLES)
611
00:31:09,515 --> 00:31:13,720
Is it my imagination or have
you started to dress like me?
612
00:31:13,721 --> 00:31:16,622
It was a bad idea to have Markkula
open with quarterly reports.
613
00:31:16,623 --> 00:31:18,758
Instead we should have just
dropped water on the audience.
614
00:31:18,759 --> 00:31:22,395
You know, just big 10,000-gallon tanks
of cold water, dropped from the ceiling.
615
00:31:22,396 --> 00:31:24,262
Save Mike some money on index cards.
616
00:31:24,263 --> 00:31:26,732
- Oh, just relax.
- Why?
617
00:31:26,733 --> 00:31:29,702
I don't know. No one's
ever asked me that question.
618
00:31:29,703 --> 00:31:32,106
- (CHUCKLES)
- There you go.
619
00:31:37,543 --> 00:31:40,279
You're the only one who sees
the world the same way I do.
620
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,117
No one sees the world the same way you do.
621
00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:46,219
I'm like Julius Caesar, John.
622
00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:48,788
- I'm surrounded by enemies.
- No, you're not.
623
00:31:48,789 --> 00:31:52,090
- The board...
- Oh, the board. The board's behind you.
624
00:31:52,091 --> 00:31:53,725
Only because you see to it they are.
625
00:31:53,726 --> 00:31:55,127
I think it's a good board,
626
00:31:55,128 --> 00:31:58,297
but if you want me to push them out
one by one, we can talk about that.
627
00:31:58,298 --> 00:32:00,199
I want you to push them out all at once...
628
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,734
through a window, if it's the nearest exit.
629
00:32:02,735 --> 00:32:05,038
The look on their faces
when we showed them the spot.
630
00:32:05,039 --> 00:32:07,773
I couldn't see their faces, 'cause they
were banging their heads on the table.
631
00:32:07,774 --> 00:32:11,711
Yeah, yeah. Yesterday, the
day after it airs once,
632
00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:14,414
the publisher of Adweek calls
it the best commercial of all time.
633
00:32:14,415 --> 00:32:18,048
Of all time! And it is.
634
00:32:18,049 --> 00:32:20,685
And if anyone does one better, it's gonna be
Chiat/Day, who the board wanted to replace,
635
00:32:20,686 --> 00:32:23,455
and it's gonna be Lee Clow, who the
board thought was out of his mind.
636
00:32:23,456 --> 00:32:26,259
MAN #1 (ON PA): Ladies
and gentlemen, "1984."
637
00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:28,627
MAN #2 (ON MONITOR): The
first glorious anniversary
638
00:32:28,628 --> 00:32:31,230
of the information
purification directives.
639
00:32:31,231 --> 00:32:35,500
We have created for the
first time in all history
640
00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:38,538
a garden of pure ideology
641
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:41,139
where each worker may bloom,
642
00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:45,610
secure from the pests purveying
contradictory thoughts.
643
00:32:45,611 --> 00:32:51,783
Our unification of thoughts is more powerful
a weapon than any fleet or army on earth.
644
00:32:51,784 --> 00:32:53,385
We are one people...
645
00:32:53,386 --> 00:32:55,120
Did we use skinheads as extras?
646
00:32:55,121 --> 00:32:57,589
- A couple of people have told me that.
- Yeah.
647
00:32:57,590 --> 00:32:59,759
We paid skinheads? I've
got skinheads on my payroll?
648
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,427
- They had a look you wanted.
- The skinheads?
649
00:33:02,428 --> 00:33:05,631
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's keep that to ourselves.
650
00:33:05,632 --> 00:33:06,699
(GRUNTS)
651
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:10,069
MAN #2: We shall prevail.
652
00:33:13,173 --> 00:33:17,844
MALE ANNOUNCER: On January 24th, Apple
Computer will introduce Macintosh.
653
00:33:17,845 --> 00:33:20,279
- JOHN: Who else knows?
- STEVE: Who else knows what?
654
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,382
- That we paid terrorists to be in our TV commercial.
- John...
655
00:33:23,383 --> 00:33:26,219
They were wrong about the ad, but
they're a good board. Good people.
656
00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:28,753
Their only problem... Their
problem is that they're people.
657
00:33:28,754 --> 00:33:33,125
People. The very nature of people
is something to be overcome.
658
00:33:33,126 --> 00:33:38,131
When I was running Pepsi, we had a lot
of success focusing on 18-to-55-year-olds
659
00:33:38,132 --> 00:33:40,532
- who weren't members of violent hate groups.
- I get it.
660
00:33:40,533 --> 00:33:42,268
You're not surrounded by enemies.
661
00:33:42,269 --> 00:33:44,436
We're almost there.
662
00:33:44,437 --> 00:33:47,272
I'm back and forth on the Dylan.
663
00:33:47,273 --> 00:33:48,607
I might quote a different verse.
664
00:33:48,608 --> 00:33:49,841
JOHN: What are the choices?
665
00:33:49,842 --> 00:33:52,411
"For the loser now will be later to win,"
666
00:33:52,412 --> 00:33:54,614
- which is what we have.
- Mm-hmm. Or?
667
00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:57,450
"Come mothers and fathers
throughout the land"
668
00:33:57,451 --> 00:33:59,385
and don't criticize what
you can't understand.
669
00:33:59,386 --> 00:34:00,886
Your sons and your daughters"...
670
00:34:00,887 --> 00:34:02,488
"Are beyond your command."
671
00:34:02,489 --> 00:34:04,289
I just lost a hundred
bucks to Andy Hertzfeld.
672
00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:07,160
He said you'd change it to that verse.
673
00:34:07,161 --> 00:34:11,065
We got 45 seconds. I want to
use it to ask you a question.
674
00:34:12,332 --> 00:34:16,802
Why do people who are adopted feel like
they were rejected instead of selected?
675
00:34:16,803 --> 00:34:17,969
That came out of nowhere.
676
00:34:17,970 --> 00:34:20,438
"Your sons and your daughters
are beyond your command.
677
00:34:20,439 --> 00:34:22,541
Your old road is rapidly aging."
678
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:25,244
So go fuck yourself, because
my name is Steve Jobs,
679
00:34:25,245 --> 00:34:27,247
and the times, they are a-changin'.
680
00:34:28,347 --> 00:34:29,916
I don't feel rejected.
681
00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:31,918
- You're sure?
- Very sure.
682
00:34:31,919 --> 00:34:34,587
'Cause it's not like the baby is
born and the parents look and say,
683
00:34:34,588 --> 00:34:37,456
"Nah, we're not interested in this one."
684
00:34:37,457 --> 00:34:39,359
On the other hand, someone did choose you.
685
00:34:43,930 --> 00:34:46,032
It's having no control.
686
00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,869
You find out you were out of the loop
687
00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:53,307
when the most crucial events
in your life were set in motion.
688
00:34:55,742 --> 00:34:58,312
As long as you have control.
689
00:34:59,613 --> 00:35:02,116
I don't understand people who give it up.
690
00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:06,918
What inspired Hertzfeld to make that bet?
691
00:35:06,919 --> 00:35:11,224
He was warning me that being your
father figure could be dangerous.
692
00:35:11,225 --> 00:35:14,626
Keep your 100 bucks. I'm
sticking with the first verse.
693
00:35:14,627 --> 00:35:15,460
Good.
694
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,896
- What the hell does he mean?
- Nothing.
695
00:35:17,897 --> 00:35:20,900
I'm proud of you.
696
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:24,302
Thank you, boss.
697
00:35:24,303 --> 00:35:28,241
MARKKULA: It's my pleasure to introduce
my friend and the CEO of Apple,
698
00:35:28,242 --> 00:35:29,976
- John Sculley.
- (APPLAUSE)
699
00:35:29,977 --> 00:35:31,643
STEVE: John?
700
00:35:31,644 --> 00:35:33,012
Yeah?
701
00:35:33,013 --> 00:35:36,050
Lisa made a painting on the Mac.
702
00:35:39,653 --> 00:35:42,954
MALE REPORTER #1: The Macintosh,
Apple's near mythological home computer,
703
00:35:42,955 --> 00:35:46,559
has gotten off to a rocky start in
its battle with industry titan IBM.
704
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,795
FEMALE REPORTER #1: With sales originally
projected to be a million in the first quarter,
705
00:35:49,796 --> 00:35:52,030
Apple has sold only 35,000
of the user-friendly machines
706
00:35:52,031 --> 00:35:54,467
in the months since it's
been available to customers.
707
00:35:54,468 --> 00:35:55,900
MALE REPORTER #2: The
insistence by Steve Jobs
708
00:35:55,901 --> 00:35:57,635
that it have what's
called end-to-end control,
709
00:35:57,636 --> 00:36:02,275
which is a way of saying that it's not compatible
with most outside hardware or software,
710
00:36:02,276 --> 00:36:05,478
is the Shakespearean flaw in a
machine that had potential.
711
00:36:05,479 --> 00:36:08,380
MALE REPORTER #3: Apple Computers
closed two of its factories today
712
00:36:08,381 --> 00:36:09,815
in the wake of disappointing sales.
713
00:36:09,816 --> 00:36:13,052
FEMALE REPORTER #2: Do you know how
many Macs were sold last month? 500.
714
00:36:13,053 --> 00:36:15,954
MALE REPORTER #4: In a move that
surprised some but not all on Wall Street,
715
00:36:15,955 --> 00:36:18,556
the board of directors of
Apple Computers voted today
716
00:36:18,557 --> 00:36:20,960
to fire its cofounder Steve Jobs.
717
00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:22,994
MALE REPORTER #5: Did he
jump or was he pushed?
718
00:36:22,995 --> 00:36:26,831
His ex-boss, Apple CEO John
Sculley, refused to comment.
719
00:36:26,832 --> 00:36:28,833
MALE REPORTER #6: However,
in an exclusive interview,
720
00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:32,938
Steve Wozniak has slammed the
integrity of his old friend Steve Jobs.
721
00:36:32,939 --> 00:36:36,041
He calls Jobs an
insulting and hurtful guy.
722
00:36:36,042 --> 00:36:39,577
FEMALE REPORTER #3: Jobs is hitting back
with a new company and a new computer.
723
00:36:39,578 --> 00:36:41,681
Apple has a new competitor.
724
00:36:41,682 --> 00:36:44,382
Steve Jobs's black cube is
aimed at the education market.
725
00:36:44,383 --> 00:36:46,851
MALE REPORTER #7: Few people have
the ability to make the world wait,
726
00:36:46,852 --> 00:36:51,325
but that is just what Jobs is
doing with his new company, NeXT.
727
00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:59,597
(HORSE WHINNIES)
728
00:36:59,598 --> 00:37:01,500
STEVE: Focus seems kind of sharp.
729
00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:03,034
MAN: On the slide?
730
00:37:03,035 --> 00:37:04,804
The floor. The pin spot.
731
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,838
I think we want a sharp focus.
732
00:37:06,839 --> 00:37:10,342
Don't take it personally. Just
not a fan of the circus aesthetic.
733
00:37:10,343 --> 00:37:14,346
All right, let's hold here. We're gonna
have to go up and refocus the instruments.
734
00:37:14,347 --> 00:37:16,782
Just one. The 30 is fine.
735
00:37:16,783 --> 00:37:20,018
While we're holding, there are
well-wishers in the VIP room.
736
00:37:20,019 --> 00:37:21,721
And Woz is here.
737
00:37:21,722 --> 00:37:24,556
Steve Wozniak. Yes.
(CHUCKLES) Thank you very much.
738
00:37:24,557 --> 00:37:26,092
JOANNA: And Andy Hertzfeld.
739
00:37:26,093 --> 00:37:28,494
Andy Hertzfeld. Thank you.
740
00:37:28,495 --> 00:37:31,396
JOANNA: John Sculley is here too.
741
00:37:31,397 --> 00:37:33,366
It's nice that he's here.
742
00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:35,701
STEVE: Really? I don't
think it's very nice at all.
743
00:37:35,702 --> 00:37:38,036
JOANNA: You have to see them.
They wanna pay their respects.
744
00:37:38,037 --> 00:37:40,672
If they were respectful, we'd
all still be at Apple right now.
745
00:37:40,673 --> 00:37:42,375
(SCOFFS) Look...
746
00:37:42,376 --> 00:37:44,476
If they really wished me well,
they'd keep to themselves.
747
00:37:44,477 --> 00:37:47,012
- Can I tell you something?
- I don't think they do wish me well.
748
00:37:47,013 --> 00:37:49,481
But I'm all right with
that. I'm over Apple.
749
00:37:49,482 --> 00:37:51,717
I got over the Mac and Woz and Sculley,
750
00:37:51,718 --> 00:37:53,652
the same way you get over
your high school sweetheart.
751
00:37:53,653 --> 00:37:55,454
Build a new one.
752
00:37:55,455 --> 00:37:57,655
- Can I tell you something?
- Yes.
753
00:37:57,656 --> 00:37:59,458
You said you wouldn't compete with them,
754
00:37:59,459 --> 00:38:02,762
but you designed a computer
specifically for the education market,
755
00:38:02,763 --> 00:38:04,829
which they putatively own.
756
00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:08,733
So, I think it's cool they're here.
757
00:38:08,734 --> 00:38:10,936
- They're suing me.
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
758
00:38:10,937 --> 00:38:12,505
Still.
759
00:38:12,506 --> 00:38:14,607
It was nice they came.
760
00:38:16,142 --> 00:38:18,076
They're not being magnanimous.
761
00:38:18,077 --> 00:38:20,079
They want it to look
like an amicable divorce.
762
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,947
History doesn't remember Joe
DiMaggio kindly for dumping Marilyn.
763
00:38:22,948 --> 00:38:24,183
MAN: Steve?
764
00:38:24,184 --> 00:38:26,018
(GROANS)
765
00:38:26,019 --> 00:38:27,820
What's your problem?
766
00:38:27,821 --> 00:38:31,023
I don't know, but I'm sure
it can be traced back to you.
767
00:38:31,024 --> 00:38:34,692
You know, I'm the one who
has to explain you to people.
768
00:38:34,693 --> 00:38:37,730
$100,000 to Paul Rand for a corporate logo
769
00:38:37,731 --> 00:38:40,532
when we didn't even know
what our company made.
770
00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:43,969
A $650,000 mold for the cube,
771
00:38:43,970 --> 00:38:47,072
because God forbid the
angles be 90.1 instead of 90.
772
00:38:47,073 --> 00:38:50,108
I forbid the angles to
be 90.1 instead of 90.
773
00:38:50,109 --> 00:38:52,677
That box could be on
display at the Guggenheim.
774
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:54,913
Don't give them reason to say to the press
775
00:38:54,914 --> 00:38:56,849
you have a chip on your shoulder.
776
00:38:56,850 --> 00:38:58,617
Will you do that for me?
777
00:38:58,618 --> 00:39:00,219
I don't have a chip on my shoulder.
778
00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:01,853
(CHUCKLING) Okay, okay.
779
00:39:01,854 --> 00:39:05,558
But don't give them a reason to say you do.
780
00:39:05,559 --> 00:39:07,059
I don't.
781
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:09,128
- That's the right attitude.
- That's not an attitude.
782
00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:11,596
They're gonna call me back in
a minute to look at the light.
783
00:39:11,597 --> 00:39:13,766
- Get one out of the way.
- Fine!
784
00:39:13,767 --> 00:39:17,235
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
785
00:39:17,236 --> 00:39:19,637
- One more thing.
- Sure.
786
00:39:19,638 --> 00:39:21,940
No questions from the press after.
787
00:39:21,941 --> 00:39:24,175
No... Why?
788
00:39:24,176 --> 00:39:27,246
Until I have better
answers, no press avail.
789
00:39:27,247 --> 00:39:31,350
Somebody asks where I am, you just
saw me, and I'll be right back.
790
00:39:33,118 --> 00:39:34,588
Okay.
791
00:39:36,490 --> 00:39:38,757
Who do you want first?
792
00:39:38,758 --> 00:39:41,928
Bring me the face of Steve Wozniak.
793
00:39:50,236 --> 00:39:53,639
- (EXHALES)
- Hang on.
794
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,074
- I thought you went to school.
- Hang on.
795
00:39:56,075 --> 00:39:58,811
You were supposed to go to school
an hour ago. I thought you left.
796
00:39:58,812 --> 00:40:01,179
I didn't wake up my mom
on time this morning.
797
00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:02,981
It's happened before too.
798
00:40:02,982 --> 00:40:07,052
I wake up with the alarm and then
I get dressed and eat breakfast,
799
00:40:07,053 --> 00:40:09,721
but sometimes I forget to see
what time it is after that.
800
00:40:09,722 --> 00:40:12,590
- Why doesn't your mom just set her own alarm clock?
- It's one of my chores.
801
00:40:12,591 --> 00:40:15,793
I don't understand what that has
to do with why you're still...
802
00:40:15,794 --> 00:40:17,096
Where's your mother?
803
00:40:17,097 --> 00:40:19,197
LISA: She went to find a pay phone.
804
00:40:19,198 --> 00:40:21,099
An hour ago, she said...
805
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,934
You don't have to raise your hand.
806
00:40:22,935 --> 00:40:25,704
- You said it was off by a little.
- It is.
807
00:40:25,705 --> 00:40:27,706
- I just measured it.
- Joanna...
808
00:40:27,707 --> 00:40:29,675
Exactly a foot on all four sides.
809
00:40:29,676 --> 00:40:31,210
There are six sides.
810
00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:33,311
But you're not supposed
to be here right now.
811
00:40:33,312 --> 00:40:36,581
We know if four of the sides
are equal to each other,
812
00:40:36,582 --> 00:40:38,985
the other two must be equal as well.
813
00:40:40,086 --> 00:40:42,288
The top, bottom, right and left
814
00:40:42,289 --> 00:40:44,657
are about a millimeter shorter
than the front and back.
815
00:40:44,658 --> 00:40:46,157
They're not. I measured them.
816
00:40:46,158 --> 00:40:48,693
Lisa, I'm kind of an expert in design.
817
00:40:48,694 --> 00:40:51,797
And that's a 20-cent ruler. You think
there's a chance it could be off?
818
00:40:51,798 --> 00:40:55,333
If I had another ruler, I would measure
this ruler, but I really doubt it's off.
819
00:40:55,334 --> 00:40:59,237
- When your mother comes back, you have to go to school.
- Because it's a ruler!
820
00:40:59,238 --> 00:41:00,873
Why is it off?
821
00:41:00,874 --> 00:41:02,208
- Did you hear what I just said?
- Yes.
822
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:04,777
Because sometimes it seems like
you just keep saying what you want
823
00:41:04,778 --> 00:41:06,780
without listening.
824
00:41:12,218 --> 00:41:15,054
I'm listening.
825
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:18,392
- Is there something you need?
- No.
826
00:41:21,361 --> 00:41:22,994
Why isn't it a perfect cube?
827
00:41:22,995 --> 00:41:25,631
- You've asked me before.
- I forget what it is.
828
00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:28,467
It's an optical anomaly.
829
00:41:28,468 --> 00:41:31,737
To the human eye, a perfect
cube doesn't look like a cube,
830
00:41:31,738 --> 00:41:34,273
so we made it roughly a millimeter
shorter than a foot on two sides.
831
00:41:34,274 --> 00:41:35,840
What's an anomaly?
832
00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,710
You've asked me that before too.
833
00:41:37,711 --> 00:41:40,312
I don't know why you keep doing that.
834
00:41:42,915 --> 00:41:45,050
It's an exception. Something
that doesn't fit a pattern.
835
00:41:45,051 --> 00:41:46,184
(KNOCKS)
836
00:41:46,185 --> 00:41:48,253
You have to go to school. Come in!
837
00:41:48,254 --> 00:41:50,021
(DOOR OPENS)
838
00:41:50,022 --> 00:41:52,224
(CHUCKLES) I think you two have met.
839
00:41:52,225 --> 00:41:53,858
Hello, old friend.
840
00:41:53,859 --> 00:41:56,929
- You look well.
- So do you. So do you.
841
00:41:56,930 --> 00:42:00,898
And they're telling me George is
ready for you to look at the focus.
842
00:42:00,899 --> 00:42:02,400
Take a walk with me.
843
00:42:02,401 --> 00:42:04,003
- Is this Lisa?
- Yeah.
844
00:42:04,004 --> 00:42:05,904
- This can't be Lisa.
- It is.
845
00:42:05,905 --> 00:42:07,905
- Lisa's this big.
- They get taller. Come on.
846
00:42:07,906 --> 00:42:09,808
- Do you remember me?
- She doesn't.
847
00:42:09,809 --> 00:42:11,777
I'm your dad's friend Steve Wozniak.
848
00:42:11,778 --> 00:42:15,947
I apologize. I don't remember you.
849
00:42:15,948 --> 00:42:17,315
You're very polite. (CHUCKLES)
850
00:42:17,316 --> 00:42:19,018
- Woz?
- Yeah.
851
00:42:19,019 --> 00:42:20,853
STEVE: Chrisann's at a pay
phone. Would you find her?
852
00:42:20,854 --> 00:42:21,920
JOANNA: Yeah.
853
00:42:21,921 --> 00:42:23,688
- (DOOR OPENS)
- STEVE: Good turnout.
854
00:42:23,689 --> 00:42:25,123
- WOZNIAK: Great turnout.
- Yeah.
855
00:42:25,124 --> 00:42:28,059
- "Insanely great." (CHUCKLES)
- Insanely great.
856
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:30,362
This is the first time we
haven't played for the same team.
857
00:42:30,363 --> 00:42:32,931
It's like you're releasing
your first solo album.
858
00:42:32,932 --> 00:42:35,867
I, uh... I appreciate your
inviting me to the launch.
859
00:42:35,868 --> 00:42:37,369
I just want to wipe the slate clean.
860
00:42:37,370 --> 00:42:40,005
That's exactly what I want.
That's why I came backstage.
861
00:42:40,006 --> 00:42:42,741
I want you to know, um,
I'll be out there with you.
862
00:42:42,742 --> 00:42:45,110
Any chance I can get you to
go out there instead of me?
863
00:42:45,111 --> 00:42:46,911
(CHUCKLES) I love you, Steve.
864
00:42:46,912 --> 00:42:48,346
I love you too, Woz.
865
00:42:48,347 --> 00:42:51,315
WOZNIAK: You know, some things were said.
866
00:42:51,316 --> 00:42:53,284
STEVE: They were. They were said in public.
867
00:42:53,285 --> 00:42:56,355
They were published. Were
you pressured to do it?
868
00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:58,222
WOZNIAK: Was I what?
869
00:42:58,223 --> 00:43:03,962
Check it out. It's the orchestra
pit for the San Francisco Opera.
870
00:43:03,963 --> 00:43:06,230
Was I pressured to do it?
871
00:43:06,231 --> 00:43:09,333
I once met Seiji Ozawa at Tanglewood.
872
00:43:09,334 --> 00:43:11,770
A thunderous conductor.
873
00:43:11,771 --> 00:43:13,871
Ungodly artfulness and nuance.
874
00:43:13,872 --> 00:43:18,443
And I asked him what exactly a
conductor does that a metronome can't.
875
00:43:18,444 --> 00:43:21,213
- Surprisingly, he...
- He didn't beat the living shit out of you? (CHUCKLES)
876
00:43:21,214 --> 00:43:25,817
That's right. No, he said, "The
musicians play their instruments."
877
00:43:25,818 --> 00:43:27,719
I play the orchestra."
878
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,956
That feels like something that sounds
good, but doesn't mean anything.
879
00:43:30,957 --> 00:43:35,094
Markkula, Sculley... Did they ask
you to slag me off in the press?
880
00:43:35,095 --> 00:43:37,128
I had reason to be angry.
881
00:43:37,129 --> 00:43:38,864
- Did they?
- Absolutely not.
882
00:43:38,865 --> 00:43:40,299
But they asked you to talk.
883
00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:42,101
Apple was under siege.
You'd just left the company.
884
00:43:42,102 --> 00:43:43,835
Someone had to talk to the press.
885
00:43:43,836 --> 00:43:47,271
I'm right here, Woz. The company left me.
886
00:43:47,272 --> 00:43:49,942
I begged you. I begged you.
887
00:43:49,943 --> 00:43:52,143
The Apple II accounted
for 70% of the revenue.
888
00:43:52,144 --> 00:43:54,746
What did you think was gonna happen?
889
00:43:54,747 --> 00:43:58,117
You didn't care enough about
the Apple II or the Lisa.
890
00:43:58,118 --> 00:43:59,751
Let's be really clear.
891
00:43:59,752 --> 00:44:02,655
I didn't care at all about
the Apple II or the Lisa.
892
00:44:04,022 --> 00:44:06,257
I wasn't pressured to do it.
893
00:44:06,258 --> 00:44:12,797
What I said to the press was an honest,
if tempered, reflection of what I believed.
894
00:44:12,798 --> 00:44:14,833
- Woz.
- Yeah?
895
00:44:14,834 --> 00:44:17,235
What the fuck is on your wrist?
896
00:44:17,236 --> 00:44:20,405
- You wanna know?
- I literally can't wait.
897
00:44:20,406 --> 00:44:22,507
Everyone's gonna be
wearing these in 10 years.
898
00:44:22,508 --> 00:44:24,909
It's a Nixie watch, made using Nixie tubes.
899
00:44:24,910 --> 00:44:27,279
This is actually
40-year-old technology.
900
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,215
Cold cathode tubes. They're
operating at 140 volts.
901
00:44:30,216 --> 00:44:32,217
I tilt my wrist 45
degrees, it's right there.
902
00:44:32,218 --> 00:44:33,985
Hours, minutes and seconds.
903
00:44:33,986 --> 00:44:36,420
The way our minds work. Look at that.
904
00:44:36,421 --> 00:44:39,023
Do me a favor. Set the watch
ahead like you're on a plane
905
00:44:39,024 --> 00:44:40,492
and just changed time zones.
906
00:44:40,493 --> 00:44:42,260
Not a problem.
907
00:44:42,261 --> 00:44:46,799
Unscrew that. Just hit the button.
908
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:51,335
Excuse me. Flight attendant? The man next
to me would appear to be detonating a bomb.
909
00:44:51,336 --> 00:44:53,304
You think this looks like a bomb.
910
00:44:53,305 --> 00:44:56,242
Even right now, I'm not 100% sure it isn't.
911
00:44:57,343 --> 00:45:00,714
- I think maybe once people get used to it...
- No.
912
00:45:05,484 --> 00:45:08,554
I was angry.
913
00:45:08,555 --> 00:45:11,389
You were saying things about the Apple II,
and the way you were treating the team...
914
00:45:11,390 --> 00:45:15,092
Woz. You get a free pass for life.
915
00:45:15,093 --> 00:45:18,530
I got to get back onstage. We got
two minutes of rehearsal time left.
916
00:45:18,531 --> 00:45:22,501
Do you understand how condescending
that just was? Maybe you don't.
917
00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:25,103
I don't want to see you get dragged
off an airplane in plastic handcuffs.
918
00:45:25,104 --> 00:45:28,373
I get a free pass for life from you?
919
00:45:28,374 --> 00:45:31,442
You give out the pass...
Y-Y-You give them to me?
920
00:45:31,443 --> 00:45:33,244
You're gonna have a stroke, little buddy.
921
00:45:33,245 --> 00:45:36,749
What did you do? What did you do?
922
00:45:38,218 --> 00:45:40,152
Why has Lisa not heard of me?
923
00:45:40,153 --> 00:45:43,621
Shit, man, how many
fourth-graders have heard of you?
924
00:45:43,622 --> 00:45:47,992
You can't write code. You're not
an engineer. You're not a designer.
925
00:45:47,993 --> 00:45:50,228
You can't put a hammer to a nail.
926
00:45:50,229 --> 00:45:51,864
I built the circuit board.
927
00:45:51,865 --> 00:45:54,333
The graphical interface
was stolen from Xerox PARC.
928
00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:58,070
Jef Raskin was the leader of the Mac team
before you threw him off his own project.
929
00:45:58,071 --> 00:46:01,273
Everything... Someone
else designed the box.
930
00:46:01,274 --> 00:46:03,208
So how come 10 times in a day,
931
00:46:03,209 --> 00:46:07,012
I read "Steve Jobs is a genius"?
932
00:46:07,013 --> 00:46:08,880
What do you do?
933
00:46:08,881 --> 00:46:10,549
I play the orchestra.
934
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:12,583
And you're a good musician.
You sit right there.
935
00:46:12,584 --> 00:46:14,619
You're the best in your row.
936
00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:16,954
I came here to clear the air.
937
00:46:16,955 --> 00:46:19,391
- Do you know why I came here?
- Didn't you just answer that?
938
00:46:19,392 --> 00:46:22,226
I came here because
you're gonna get killed.
939
00:46:22,227 --> 00:46:25,230
Your computer's gonna fail.
940
00:46:25,231 --> 00:46:27,666
You had a college and
university advisory board
941
00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:30,635
telling you they need a powerful
workstation for 2,000 to 3,000.
942
00:46:30,636 --> 00:46:32,905
You've priced NeXT at 6,500.
943
00:46:32,906 --> 00:46:35,440
And that doesn't include the
optional $3,000 hard drive,
944
00:46:35,441 --> 00:46:38,143
which people will discover isn't optional.
945
00:46:38,144 --> 00:46:41,179
Because the optical disk
is too weak to do anything.
946
00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:45,317
And the $2,500 laser printer
brings the total to $12,000.
947
00:46:45,318 --> 00:46:47,418
And in the entire world,
you are the only person
948
00:46:47,419 --> 00:46:50,221
who cares that it's
housed in a perfect cube.
949
00:46:50,222 --> 00:46:52,424
You're gonna get killed.
950
00:46:52,425 --> 00:46:55,059
And I came here to stand
next to you while that happens
951
00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:57,061
because that's what friends do.
952
00:46:57,062 --> 00:47:01,934
That's what men do. I don't need your pass.
953
00:47:01,935 --> 00:47:04,369
We go back, so don't talk
to me like I'm other people.
954
00:47:04,370 --> 00:47:06,605
I'm the only one that knows
955
00:47:06,606 --> 00:47:09,608
that this guy here is someone you invented.
956
00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:14,378
I'm standing by you because that
perfect cube that does nothing
957
00:47:14,379 --> 00:47:17,081
is about to be the single biggest failure
958
00:47:17,082 --> 00:47:19,852
in the history of personal computing.
959
00:47:21,486 --> 00:47:24,590
Tell me something else I don't know.
960
00:47:30,095 --> 00:47:31,697
- Back onstage?
- We're out of time.
961
00:47:31,698 --> 00:47:35,400
They've got to mop the
stage and open the house.
962
00:47:35,401 --> 00:47:39,103
If it crashes, it crashes, right?
963
00:47:39,104 --> 00:47:40,639
You'll make a joke.
964
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,239
I'll make a joke.
965
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,675
If it crashes, it crashes.
966
00:47:44,676 --> 00:47:48,346
It's a good slogan. "NeXT.
If it crashes, it crashes."
967
00:47:48,347 --> 00:47:50,514
I'm not just talking about the demo, Steve.
968
00:47:50,515 --> 00:47:52,985
If it tanks, we don't swallow cyanide.
969
00:47:52,986 --> 00:47:55,753
- We go back to the drawing board.
- No more drawing boards.
970
00:47:55,754 --> 00:47:58,322
Invent the Edsel twice, you
don't get any more drawing boards.
971
00:47:58,323 --> 00:47:59,757
Tell me what the plan is.
972
00:47:59,758 --> 00:48:02,159
You have to tell me the
plan, because I don't know.
973
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,998
You're walking around like
you've got "Can't Lose" cards.
974
00:48:05,999 --> 00:48:10,034
The plan will reveal itself to
you when you're ready to see it.
975
00:48:10,035 --> 00:48:12,503
Will I have to drop acid?
976
00:48:12,504 --> 00:48:14,072
Couldn't hurt.
977
00:48:14,073 --> 00:48:15,440
Is there a plan?
978
00:48:15,441 --> 00:48:17,275
Have I ever let you down?
979
00:48:17,276 --> 00:48:19,143
Every single goddamn time.
980
00:48:19,144 --> 00:48:21,112
- Then I'm due.
- Is there?
981
00:48:21,113 --> 00:48:23,114
Joanna, there's a plan.
982
00:48:23,115 --> 00:48:26,684
I just don't wanna put you in a
position where you're lying to people.
983
00:48:26,685 --> 00:48:28,587
(SIGHS)
984
00:48:28,588 --> 00:48:32,090
Start 15 minutes late so Avie can
recompile and give us a fighting chance.
985
00:48:32,091 --> 00:48:34,393
Jesus Christ. How many times
are we gonna have this con...
986
00:48:34,394 --> 00:48:36,293
- We're not starting late, ever!
- Fine!
987
00:48:36,294 --> 00:48:39,398
- We're not ever starting late.
- Late.
988
00:48:39,399 --> 00:48:42,969
But where do you come
down on starting late?
989
00:48:45,104 --> 00:48:47,106
(SNAPS FINGERS)
990
00:48:51,077 --> 00:48:55,514
Lisa's been doing this thing where she
asks me about stuff I've already told her.
991
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:58,183
She asks me questions, and I know
she already knows the answers.
992
00:48:58,184 --> 00:48:59,617
What's that about?
993
00:48:59,618 --> 00:49:03,755
Kids do that when they're scared one
of their parents is in a bad mood.
994
00:49:03,756 --> 00:49:07,324
They try to get you talking
about something you like.
995
00:49:07,325 --> 00:49:12,596
It's very common and can be treated by
talking to her about things she likes.
996
00:49:12,597 --> 00:49:17,134
Do you have any experience
or training in this field?
997
00:49:17,135 --> 00:49:18,335
No.
998
00:49:18,336 --> 00:49:20,973
Tell them to open the house.
999
00:49:27,513 --> 00:49:30,984
- Where's Lisa?
- She's around.
1000
00:49:32,785 --> 00:49:35,753
- What does that mean?
- She's running around the building.
1001
00:49:35,754 --> 00:49:38,355
An hour ago, you said you
were taking her to school.
1002
00:49:38,356 --> 00:49:41,626
She begged me to let her stay. There
are fathers who would so love...
1003
00:49:41,627 --> 00:49:46,163
It is wrong, okay? It is morally
wrong, it's parentally wrong.
1004
00:49:46,164 --> 00:49:49,400
It is wrong for you to use Lisa
as a way of getting money from me.
1005
00:49:49,401 --> 00:49:52,369
She will know, if she doesn't already,
that that is your primary use for her.
1006
00:49:52,370 --> 00:49:54,538
- (WATER SPLASHES)
- She will hate you for the rest of your life.
1007
00:49:54,539 --> 00:49:58,342
She will see, if she doesn't already, that
her mother is a woman who stands up to men.
1008
00:49:58,343 --> 00:50:00,177
By living off of them.
1009
00:50:00,178 --> 00:50:03,114
By not letting myself be
imprisoned and degraded by them.
1010
00:50:03,115 --> 00:50:05,317
(TOILET FLUSHES)
1011
00:50:05,318 --> 00:50:08,552
Imprisoned? I can't get rid of you.
1012
00:50:08,553 --> 00:50:11,322
I need a doctor and I need a dentist.
1013
00:50:11,323 --> 00:50:14,425
I dropped out of college after a
semester, but, okay, let's have a look.
1014
00:50:14,426 --> 00:50:16,760
You will support your
daughter and her mother.
1015
00:50:16,761 --> 00:50:19,297
Did you pay someone
$1,500 to bless your house?
1016
00:50:19,298 --> 00:50:21,699
- Did you hear what I said?
- Did you?
1017
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,668
I don't remember how much it was, Steve.
1018
00:50:23,669 --> 00:50:26,371
- It was $1,500.
- Well, they don't do it for free.
1019
00:50:26,372 --> 00:50:27,905
They don't. They charge $1,500.
1020
00:50:27,906 --> 00:50:30,842
How I spend... Fuck. You
know, I'm not even gonna...
1021
00:50:30,843 --> 00:50:34,545
Were you about to say, "How I spend
my money is none of your business"?
1022
00:50:34,546 --> 00:50:37,815
I have a sinus infection and
I need to see a dentist too.
1023
00:50:37,816 --> 00:50:40,518
So you can see how your blessing
budget could have been better spent.
1024
00:50:40,519 --> 00:50:43,589
Like on a perfect cube?
1025
00:50:44,689 --> 00:50:47,159
- Look at me, Chrisann.
- What?
1026
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,226
- You know who I am, right?
- Yes.
1027
00:50:49,227 --> 00:50:51,596
- And you know I know people.
- What are you talking about?
1028
00:50:51,597 --> 00:50:55,433
Look at me. And you know the
people I know, they know people.
1029
00:50:55,434 --> 00:50:56,835
What is this?
1030
00:50:56,836 --> 00:51:00,471
If I ever hear again that you've
thrown a cereal bowl at Lisa's head...
1031
00:51:00,472 --> 00:51:02,674
- What?
- My private line's gonna ring,
1032
00:51:02,675 --> 00:51:05,643
and a voice on the other end
is gonna say, "We're all set."
1033
00:51:05,644 --> 00:51:07,913
- That's how I'll learn that you're dead.
- Are you cra...
1034
00:51:07,914 --> 00:51:10,181
I threw the bowl on the floor.
1035
00:51:10,182 --> 00:51:11,715
I didn't throw it at her head.
1036
00:51:11,716 --> 00:51:13,518
She wasn't even in the room.
1037
00:51:13,519 --> 00:51:16,454
She was nowhere... I threw
the bowl on the floor.
1038
00:51:16,455 --> 00:51:19,558
She's a little girl. You're scaring her.
1039
00:51:19,559 --> 00:51:22,259
I'm a grown man. You're scaring me.
1040
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,462
Taking out the garbage is a chore.
1041
00:51:24,463 --> 00:51:26,530
Clearing the table is a chore.
1042
00:51:26,531 --> 00:51:29,201
Waking you up in the morning
is just fucking creepy.
1043
00:51:29,202 --> 00:51:32,204
- Please teach me more about being a parent.
- We're all done here.
1044
00:51:32,205 --> 00:51:35,507
It means so much coming from
someone who won't admit he is one.
1045
00:51:35,508 --> 00:51:37,509
- Stop screaming at Lisa.
- I give her responsibilities.
1046
00:51:37,510 --> 00:51:39,643
- Got it.
- One day she's gonna thank me for it.
1047
00:51:39,644 --> 00:51:41,612
- Probably in your sleep.
- Fuck off!
1048
00:51:41,613 --> 00:51:42,581
Okay.
1049
00:51:42,582 --> 00:51:45,382
I never... I never threw
anything at her head.
1050
00:51:45,383 --> 00:51:47,786
Steve.
1051
00:51:47,787 --> 00:51:50,621
I never would.
1052
00:51:50,622 --> 00:51:55,127
Things don't become so because you say so.
1053
00:51:56,361 --> 00:51:59,965
There'll be more money in your
account by the end of business.
1054
00:52:01,901 --> 00:52:04,136
(WEEPING)
1055
00:52:08,374 --> 00:52:11,044
- Were you being nice?
- Oh, yeah.
1056
00:52:14,946 --> 00:52:16,748
(WEEPING CONTINUES)
1057
00:52:16,749 --> 00:52:20,384
- Andy's next.
- Hertzfeld or Cunningham?
1058
00:52:20,385 --> 00:52:25,090
Hertzfeld. He's playing with Avie
Tevanian on the computer backstage.
1059
00:52:26,859 --> 00:52:31,164
WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
the house is now open.
1060
00:52:38,370 --> 00:52:40,939
(CHATTERING)
1061
00:52:45,678 --> 00:52:49,913
- playing in front of thousands of people.
- Steve!
1062
00:52:49,914 --> 00:52:52,817
Can he do it later, Joel?
We go in eight minutes.
1063
00:52:52,818 --> 00:52:55,452
- Can I get a quick reaction to the press this morning?
- What about it?
1064
00:52:55,453 --> 00:52:57,956
- The size of it, the volume.
- I'll tell you on background...
1065
00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:00,358
- I was hoping for a quote from Steve.
- I'll tell you on background
1066
00:53:00,359 --> 00:53:02,960
that I've never seen anything
like it in the tech industry.
1067
00:53:02,961 --> 00:53:05,963
I called the Wall Street Journal
to take out a full-page ad for today,
1068
00:53:05,964 --> 00:53:08,300
and do you know what their sales guy said?
1069
00:53:08,301 --> 00:53:12,704
"Why bother? It'd be like notifying
Macy's that tomorrow is Christmas."
1070
00:53:12,705 --> 00:53:14,773
- You saw the Stewart Alsop newsletter?
- I did.
1071
00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:17,007
I'm sorry, Joanna, I need
to get Steve on the record.
1072
00:53:17,008 --> 00:53:21,512
The headline was "Dear NeXT,
when can I get my machine?"
1073
00:53:21,513 --> 00:53:25,583
- When can he?
- We'll announce the ship date in the next eight to 10 weeks.
1074
00:53:25,584 --> 00:53:26,985
Alsop's not talking about the ship date.
1075
00:53:26,986 --> 00:53:29,654
He wants to know when he
can get one to play with.
1076
00:53:29,655 --> 00:53:31,755
We have a lot of respect for Stewart Alsop,
1077
00:53:31,756 --> 00:53:35,592
and we want to get a machine into his hands
so he can tell his subscribers about it.
1078
00:53:35,593 --> 00:53:38,329
- And when will that be?
- Very soon.
1079
00:53:38,330 --> 00:53:40,998
Couple of days? A week?
1080
00:53:40,999 --> 00:53:43,701
Off the record.
1081
00:53:43,702 --> 00:53:46,070
- Off the record?
- Completely.
1082
00:53:46,071 --> 00:53:49,407
- We think...
- He'll get it when it's finished.
1083
00:53:49,408 --> 00:53:51,009
It's not finished?
1084
00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:52,311
It's almost finished.
1085
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:55,413
- I've been watching you rehearse the demo for three weeks.
- Yeah.
1086
00:53:55,414 --> 00:53:56,847
- What's left?
- A little thing.
1087
00:53:56,848 --> 00:53:58,315
- What?
- I think that's enough.
1088
00:53:58,316 --> 00:54:01,686
We're off the record, and Joel's always
been good at understanding nuance.
1089
00:54:01,687 --> 00:54:03,922
What's left to finish?
1090
00:54:03,923 --> 00:54:08,160
I guess, in layman's terms, you'd
have to say we don't have an OS.
1091
00:54:10,796 --> 00:54:13,399
- An operating system?
- Yeah.
1092
00:54:14,633 --> 00:54:18,436
- JOEL: What do you mean?
- Well, the OS is what runs the computer.
1093
00:54:18,437 --> 00:54:20,371
In fact, it sort of is the computer.
1094
00:54:20,372 --> 00:54:22,674
How has it been running? How's
it gonna run this morning?
1095
00:54:22,675 --> 00:54:25,043
What do you mean, you don't have an OS?
1096
00:54:25,044 --> 00:54:28,579
STEVE: It's like this. Avie Tevanian
is our chief software designer,
1097
00:54:28,580 --> 00:54:29,847
and he wrote a demo program.
1098
00:54:29,848 --> 00:54:33,384
It's like we built a great car,
but we haven't built the engine.
1099
00:54:33,385 --> 00:54:36,054
So we put a golf cart battery
in there to make it go for a bit.
1100
00:54:36,055 --> 00:54:38,922
All this computer knows how to do
right now is demonstrate itself.
1101
00:54:38,923 --> 00:54:41,425
You're telling me the only thing
you've built is a black cube?
1102
00:54:41,426 --> 00:54:43,395
Yes. Yeah.
1103
00:54:43,396 --> 00:54:45,563
But isn't it the coolest
black cube you've ever seen?
1104
00:54:45,564 --> 00:54:47,065
Is this... We're off the record.
1105
00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:49,634
Is this a strategy or a
problem? If it's a problem...
1106
00:54:49,635 --> 00:54:53,637
Do not share proprietary
knowledge with that man.
1107
00:54:53,638 --> 00:54:55,806
It's not a problem.
1108
00:54:55,807 --> 00:54:57,574
I wouldn't understand it anyway.
1109
00:54:57,575 --> 00:55:00,512
I don't understand it either,
and my name's on the patents.
1110
00:55:00,513 --> 00:55:03,782
- It's got e-mail.
- Well, e-mail's not just for tech specialists anymore.
1111
00:55:03,783 --> 00:55:05,483
Well, it is, but it won't be.
1112
00:55:05,484 --> 00:55:10,422
And I assume an e-mail sent on a NeXT computer
can only be received by a NeXT computer?
1113
00:55:10,423 --> 00:55:12,424
Closed,
end-to-end.
1114
00:55:12,425 --> 00:55:13,891
The new trash can is wrong.
1115
00:55:13,892 --> 00:55:16,193
I wanna tell you I appreciate
all the hours you put into it,
1116
00:55:16,194 --> 00:55:19,431
but I can't because of how terrible it is.
1117
00:55:19,432 --> 00:55:20,864
Go back to the other one.
1118
00:55:20,865 --> 00:55:23,467
Why are we still giving
three options on the clock?
1119
00:55:23,468 --> 00:55:26,771
- How many options do you want to give?
- Two. Buy it or don't.
1120
00:55:26,772 --> 00:55:28,440
Can I talk to you for a second?
1121
00:55:28,441 --> 00:55:29,574
Abso-fruitly.
1122
00:55:29,575 --> 00:55:31,708
Uh, look, man. Avie's been recompiling,
1123
00:55:31,709 --> 00:55:34,012
but he says there may be
some glitches this morning.
1124
00:55:34,013 --> 00:55:36,014
If all there are are some glitches,
1125
00:55:36,015 --> 00:55:38,715
it'll be a triumph of miraculous magnitude.
1126
00:55:38,716 --> 00:55:40,784
Why are you translating for Avie?
1127
00:55:40,785 --> 00:55:44,822
I-I didn't want him to find out the hard
way your position on glitches in a demo,
1128
00:55:44,823 --> 00:55:46,858
but it sounds like you've mellowed.
1129
00:55:46,859 --> 00:55:49,860
I've been growing, Andy. I've
been learning to love myself.
1130
00:55:49,861 --> 00:55:52,130
Hmm. I wouldn't have ever
dreamed that was a problem.
1131
00:55:52,131 --> 00:55:53,730
(CHUCKLES) Fantastic burn.
1132
00:55:53,731 --> 00:55:55,567
You need to go to your seat.
1133
00:55:55,568 --> 00:55:58,168
How about Lisa, getting into
a school for gifted kids?
1134
00:55:58,169 --> 00:56:00,804
Yeah, she was tested and
it turns out she can fly.
1135
00:56:00,805 --> 00:56:02,940
- Seriously, it's a big deal.
- I know it's a big deal.
1136
00:56:02,941 --> 00:56:05,476
That's why I built the school a building.
1137
00:56:05,477 --> 00:56:08,780
- Well, I'm sure that's not why she got in.
- Really?
1138
00:56:08,781 --> 00:56:12,385
Uh, can I show you something
funny from Macworld?
1139
00:56:15,653 --> 00:56:19,690
- I can't think of anything I have to do right now.
- It'll make you feel good.
1140
00:56:19,691 --> 00:56:22,693
- Joanna! Look at this!
- Oh, Andy, he's only got a couple of minutes.
1141
00:56:22,694 --> 00:56:25,262
It's Guy Kawasaki writing in
Macworld. You're gonna like this.
1142
00:56:25,263 --> 00:56:27,264
Well, can we all enjoy it later?
1143
00:56:27,265 --> 00:56:32,135
He wrote a parody press release
about Apple buying NeXT for your OS.
1144
00:56:32,136 --> 00:56:36,039
He imagines a near future where Apple
needs your OS and has to buy NeXT,
1145
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,742
and-and you come back as CEO.
1146
00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:40,210
He has Gates saying,
1147
00:56:40,211 --> 00:56:45,184
"There would now be more innovations
from Jobs that Microsoft could copy."
1148
00:56:46,919 --> 00:56:50,889
- You can read it later.
- Thanks.
1149
00:56:50,890 --> 00:56:53,525
She would've gotten in without
you donating a building.
1150
00:56:53,526 --> 00:56:57,229
Still, it's something to
talk about in the interview.
1151
00:56:59,664 --> 00:57:02,166
(EXHALES) All right. Good luck.
1152
00:57:02,167 --> 00:57:04,303
Thanks.
1153
00:57:05,905 --> 00:57:07,938
Give that to me. I'll throw it out for you.
1154
00:57:07,939 --> 00:57:11,608
I'm gonna hang on to it.
1155
00:57:11,609 --> 00:57:13,177
What?
1156
00:57:13,178 --> 00:57:15,713
What?
1157
00:57:15,714 --> 00:57:17,748
You ready for Sculley?
1158
00:57:17,749 --> 00:57:19,684
Excuse me!
1159
00:57:19,685 --> 00:57:21,585
Lisa!
1160
00:57:21,586 --> 00:57:23,488
You can't shout!
1161
00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:29,562
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
1162
00:57:30,696 --> 00:57:32,598
Lisa?
1163
00:57:41,807 --> 00:57:44,377
You have to go.
1164
00:57:45,611 --> 00:57:49,281
It's dangerous up here. That's
why I make other people do it.
1165
00:57:51,015 --> 00:57:53,351
Who are you hiding from, me or your mom?
1166
00:57:53,352 --> 00:57:57,021
I'm not hiding.
1167
00:57:57,022 --> 00:57:59,492
Let's go.
1168
00:58:06,664 --> 00:58:09,199
What were you listening to?
1169
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,770
I'm listening to two
versions of the same song.
1170
00:58:12,771 --> 00:58:16,239
Then when I get to the ends, I
rewind to listen to them again.
1171
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,744
It's the same song, but
the versions are different.
1172
00:58:19,745 --> 00:58:22,280
- What's the song?
- Okay.
1173
00:58:22,281 --> 00:58:25,315
So it's a really old song, and
it's called "Both Sides, Now."
1174
00:58:25,316 --> 00:58:29,721
- "Both Sides, Now"?
- Yeah.
1175
00:58:29,722 --> 00:58:31,788
What's it about?
1176
00:58:31,789 --> 00:58:36,193
It's about... There are three
VERSES: Clouds, love and life.
1177
00:58:36,194 --> 00:58:40,898
And the person singing is singing
that they used to think of...
1178
00:58:40,899 --> 00:58:42,766
That they used to think about...
1179
00:58:42,767 --> 00:58:45,068
- Clouds, love and life?
- Right.
1180
00:58:45,069 --> 00:58:48,940
One way, yeah, but now they look
at them another way, and they...
1181
00:58:48,941 --> 00:58:54,811
They've come to the conclusion that they
really don't know clouds, love or life at all.
1182
00:58:54,812 --> 00:58:57,315
Those are the exact words.
1183
00:58:57,316 --> 00:58:58,583
Yeah, Joni Mitchell.
1184
00:58:58,584 --> 00:59:02,855
'Cause it's not a really old
song, unless I'm a really old guy.
1185
00:59:03,988 --> 00:59:06,224
You have to go to school now.
1186
00:59:06,225 --> 00:59:09,427
Do you want me to tell you the
differences between the two versions?
1187
00:59:09,428 --> 00:59:10,762
Right now.
1188
00:59:10,763 --> 00:59:14,331
The first version is the kind of
thing that you would call girlish.
1189
00:59:14,332 --> 00:59:16,833
I didn't mean I want to know
the difference right now.
1190
00:59:16,834 --> 00:59:19,302
I meant you have to go to school right now.
1191
00:59:19,303 --> 00:59:21,005
I can stay and watch.
1192
00:59:21,006 --> 00:59:23,273
You are truant. You're committing a crime.
1193
00:59:23,274 --> 00:59:25,876
I'm not gonna miss anything important.
1194
00:59:25,877 --> 00:59:28,780
- How do you know?
- I read ahead.
1195
00:59:28,781 --> 00:59:31,983
The Pilgrims make it to the New World.
1196
00:59:31,984 --> 00:59:33,884
Then the Declaration of Independence.
1197
00:59:33,885 --> 00:59:35,920
Yeah, you skipped a couple centuries.
1198
00:59:35,921 --> 00:59:38,822
Steve? Chrisann's out there.
1199
00:59:38,823 --> 00:59:42,694
(AUDIENCE CLAPPING AND
STOMPING RHYTHMICALLY)
1200
00:59:45,698 --> 00:59:47,230
STEVE: Let's go.
1201
00:59:47,231 --> 00:59:49,166
Can I make my case for staying?
1202
00:59:49,167 --> 00:59:51,136
Nope.
1203
00:59:52,171 --> 00:59:55,374
(CLAPPING, STOMPING GROW FASTER)
1204
01:00:09,722 --> 01:00:12,789
- She was with me.
- Come on. Your dad doesn't want us to stay.
1205
01:00:12,790 --> 01:00:15,860
That's not true. That's not...
1206
01:00:15,861 --> 01:00:18,228
You have to be in school is all.
1207
01:00:18,229 --> 01:00:21,898
I'm committing a crime right now,
and I don't wanna get in trouble.
1208
01:00:21,899 --> 01:00:24,469
You're not in trouble. I was kidding.
1209
01:00:24,470 --> 01:00:26,003
Okay.
1210
01:00:26,004 --> 01:00:28,505
Hey. What was the second version?
1211
01:00:28,506 --> 01:00:31,743
You said the first version was
girlish. What was the second version?
1212
01:00:33,178 --> 01:00:34,945
I can't really think of the word.
1213
01:00:34,946 --> 01:00:36,748
Okay. Well, have a good day at school.
1214
01:00:36,749 --> 01:00:39,117
- Regretful.
- What?
1215
01:00:39,118 --> 01:00:42,018
Like wishing you could go
back and do things different.
1216
01:00:42,019 --> 01:00:44,288
You're too young to be regretful.
1217
01:00:44,289 --> 01:00:46,791
Not me.
1218
01:00:46,792 --> 01:00:49,527
The person singing the song.
1219
01:00:49,528 --> 01:00:53,399
Got it. Regretful. That
makes sense because...
1220
01:00:55,934 --> 01:00:58,437
(WHISPERS) I wanna live with you.
1221
01:01:10,948 --> 01:01:13,050
Six minutes.
1222
01:01:13,051 --> 01:01:15,654
- You want to see Sculley?
- No.
1223
01:01:24,428 --> 01:01:27,831
You know all those times I
told you you needed security?
1224
01:01:27,832 --> 01:01:30,435
Here's why.
1225
01:01:35,173 --> 01:01:38,342
I don't know how it is I've
gotten older and you haven't.
1226
01:01:38,343 --> 01:01:41,378
Some deal with the devil
I was never offered.
1227
01:01:41,379 --> 01:01:43,947
So you know what I've been
thinking for the last four years?
1228
01:01:43,948 --> 01:01:47,585
(SCOFFS) As it turns out, John, I've
never known what you were thinking.
1229
01:01:47,586 --> 01:01:50,353
No newborn baby has control.
1230
01:01:50,354 --> 01:01:52,289
Do you know what I'm talking about?
1231
01:01:52,290 --> 01:01:54,492
In '84, before the Mac launch. You said...
1232
01:01:54,493 --> 01:01:58,061
- Yeah.
- You said that being adopted meant you didn't have control.
1233
01:01:58,062 --> 01:01:59,396
We're starting in a minute, so...
1234
01:01:59,397 --> 01:02:01,898
Why do people think I fired you?
1235
01:02:01,899 --> 01:02:04,002
It's fine, John. It's all behind us.
1236
01:02:07,539 --> 01:02:10,007
Is it? Hmm?
1237
01:02:10,008 --> 01:02:12,645
Don't play stupid. You can't pull it off.
1238
01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:17,849
You came here to ask me why
people think you fired me?
1239
01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:19,885
Why do people think I fired you?
1240
01:02:21,118 --> 01:02:23,756
Just confirm something for me, okay?
1241
01:02:24,890 --> 01:02:26,924
- You liked the ad, right?
- (CHUCKLES)
1242
01:02:26,925 --> 01:02:28,592
The commercial... "1984." You liked it.
1243
01:02:28,593 --> 01:02:31,929
- JOHN: When are you gonna get furniture?
- It's not an easy process.
1244
01:02:31,930 --> 01:02:34,030
JOHN: It is. You buy a
couch, take it from there.
1245
01:02:34,031 --> 01:02:37,534
I'd be really surprised if you came
here to talk about interior decorating.
1246
01:02:37,535 --> 01:02:38,969
I liked the ad very much.
1247
01:02:38,970 --> 01:02:40,070
- You did?
- You know I did.
1248
01:02:40,071 --> 01:02:42,340
You're a lying son of a
bitch. You tried to kill it.
1249
01:02:42,341 --> 01:02:45,242
- It's time to take a hard look at the Mac.
- It's past time.
1250
01:02:45,243 --> 01:02:49,413
It's overpriced. We
need to drop it to 1,995.
1251
01:02:49,414 --> 01:02:51,349
We need to double the marketing budget,
1252
01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:53,184
put more bodies on an internal hard drive
1253
01:02:53,185 --> 01:02:54,552
and invest in FileServer.
1254
01:02:54,553 --> 01:02:57,221
- Where the hell did you get the idea I tried to kill...
- Lee Clow.
1255
01:02:57,222 --> 01:02:58,989
- Lee's wrong.
- He's lying?
1256
01:02:58,990 --> 01:03:01,157
- He's... mistaken.
- JOHN: Where would the money come from?
1257
01:03:01,158 --> 01:03:03,360
It would come from finally
getting rid of the Apple II.
1258
01:03:03,361 --> 01:03:05,262
The Apple II is the
only thing making money.
1259
01:03:05,263 --> 01:03:08,366
- You agreed with the board.
- I understood the board's concerns, but I...
1260
01:03:08,367 --> 01:03:10,434
The board's concerns that
we didn't show the product?
1261
01:03:10,435 --> 01:03:12,436
- Among other things, but my question was...
- What other things?
1262
01:03:12,437 --> 01:03:15,572
I'm asking because I'm curious.
You said "among other things."
1263
01:03:15,573 --> 01:03:18,342
Among other things, it was
set in a dystopian galaxy.
1264
01:03:18,343 --> 01:03:20,311
It took place on a planet
where we don't live.
1265
01:03:20,312 --> 01:03:22,346
It was dark and the opposite of our brand.
1266
01:03:22,347 --> 01:03:24,581
And we didn't show the product.
1267
01:03:24,582 --> 01:03:28,351
People talked about the ad but most of
them didn't know what we were selling.
1268
01:03:28,352 --> 01:03:30,387
The Mac needs to sell for 1,995.
1269
01:03:30,388 --> 01:03:34,425
There is no market research telling us
the Mac is failing because it's overpriced.
1270
01:03:34,426 --> 01:03:38,329
It's telling us that people don't like it
because they think it doesn't do anything.
1271
01:03:38,330 --> 01:03:40,664
It's closed,
end-to-end.
1272
01:03:40,665 --> 01:03:43,333
We didn't know it wasn't what
people wanted, but it isn't.
1273
01:03:43,334 --> 01:03:45,402
They want slots, they want
choices, they want options.
1274
01:03:45,403 --> 01:03:47,704
The way we buy stereos...
mix and match components.
1275
01:03:47,705 --> 01:03:50,373
John, listen to me. Whoever
said the customer is always right
1276
01:03:50,374 --> 01:03:52,143
was, I promise you, a customer.
1277
01:03:52,144 --> 01:03:54,344
- It had skinheads in it.
- She was liberating them.
1278
01:03:54,345 --> 01:03:57,480
- Liberating the skinheads.
- The ad didn't have anything to do with fucking skinheads.
1279
01:03:57,481 --> 01:03:59,250
We used them as fucking extras.
1280
01:03:59,251 --> 01:04:00,617
Nobody even knows they were skinheads.
1281
01:04:00,618 --> 01:04:03,087
I'm just saying the board had concerns...
1282
01:04:03,088 --> 01:04:04,989
You invented lifestyle advertising.
1283
01:04:04,990 --> 01:04:06,724
And our brand was my brand.
1284
01:04:06,725 --> 01:04:09,527
My job is to make a
recommendation to the board.
1285
01:04:09,528 --> 01:04:10,895
We showed a lot of happy
people drinking Pepsi.
1286
01:04:10,896 --> 01:04:14,398
We didn't say the world was going
to end if you bought a Dr. Pepper.
1287
01:04:14,399 --> 01:04:17,168
Recommend that we drop the price
and double the marketing budget.
1288
01:04:17,169 --> 01:04:19,670
- I can't.
- And we showed the product.
1289
01:04:19,671 --> 01:04:23,373
We showed it being opened, we showed
it being poured, being consumed.
1290
01:04:23,374 --> 01:04:25,543
What are you gonna do,
recommend that we kill the Mac?
1291
01:04:25,544 --> 01:04:27,946
I already have, Steve.
1292
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:32,049
What? When?
1293
01:04:32,050 --> 01:04:33,617
You think the secret to your success
1294
01:04:33,618 --> 01:04:35,987
was not assuming people knew
what to do with a can of soda?
1295
01:04:35,988 --> 01:04:39,389
I didn't kill the ad, Steve! I'm the
only reason it made it on the air.
1296
01:04:39,390 --> 01:04:41,559
Just now. An hour ago.
1297
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,259
I'm coming from Markkula's house.
1298
01:04:43,260 --> 01:04:46,262
- What did he say?
- (CHUCKLES)
1299
01:04:46,263 --> 01:04:48,366
- What did he say?
- Invent something new.
1300
01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:50,201
I'll give you a team. You can sit in Maui.
1301
01:04:50,202 --> 01:04:51,503
The resorts come with couches.
1302
01:04:51,504 --> 01:04:56,706
Wait a minute. Are you saying you
recommended terminating the Mac
1303
01:04:56,707 --> 01:04:58,675
or you recommended taking
me off the Mac team?
1304
01:04:58,676 --> 01:05:01,712
We bought three spots in the
Super Bowl. Two 30's and a 60.
1305
01:05:01,713 --> 01:05:03,581
After we screened it, the
board wanted that money back
1306
01:05:03,582 --> 01:05:05,516
and they asked me to sell off the spots.
1307
01:05:05,517 --> 01:05:08,018
Chiat/Day sold off the
two 30's but not the 60,
1308
01:05:08,019 --> 01:05:09,452
and I let it be known to Lee Clow
1309
01:05:09,453 --> 01:05:11,688
that if he didn't try very
hard to sell the last spot,
1310
01:05:11,689 --> 01:05:13,324
I wouldn't be unhappy.
1311
01:05:13,325 --> 01:05:15,393
If we drop the price
and double the budget...
1312
01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:17,128
Drop the price or double
the budget. (STAMMERS)
1313
01:05:17,129 --> 01:05:19,663
The only way to do that is to
take money out of the Apple II.
1314
01:05:19,664 --> 01:05:22,433
The Apple II should embarrass
you. It embarrasses me.
1315
01:05:22,434 --> 01:05:24,300
It doesn't embarrass the shareholders.
1316
01:05:24,301 --> 01:05:25,668
I don't give a shit about the shareholders.
1317
01:05:25,669 --> 01:05:28,271
That's why I hired you, so I don't
have to hear about shareholders.
1318
01:05:28,272 --> 01:05:31,708
The shareholders are my problem, and
the board represents the shareholders.
1319
01:05:31,709 --> 01:05:33,576
That's how it works.
1320
01:05:33,577 --> 01:05:36,179
You sure it wasn't Lee Clow who
dragged his feet selling the 60?
1321
01:05:36,180 --> 01:05:38,616
At my direction, Steve.
1322
01:05:38,617 --> 01:05:41,485
You think he would have done that
on his own, taken it on himself?
1323
01:05:41,486 --> 01:05:44,188
Yeah. I think he would've done
what it took to save it from you.
1324
01:05:44,189 --> 01:05:46,724
- I was the only thing protecting it.
- You didn't want the ad
1325
01:05:46,725 --> 01:05:49,759
because you were trying to kill the
Mac two months before it launched.
1326
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,963
You are fucking delusional.
1327
01:05:53,631 --> 01:05:54,731
(SIGHS)
1328
01:05:54,732 --> 01:05:56,599
- Can I mention something to you?
- Sure.
1329
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,171
I have no earthly idea why you're here.
1330
01:06:00,738 --> 01:06:04,074
The story of why and how you left Apple,
1331
01:06:04,075 --> 01:06:06,811
which is quickly becoming
mythologized, isn't true.
1332
01:06:06,812 --> 01:06:09,313
- I'm gonna take this to the board myself.
- Don't do that.
1333
01:06:09,314 --> 01:06:11,081
- I am doing that.
- You can't.
1334
01:06:11,082 --> 01:06:13,717
Why?
1335
01:06:13,718 --> 01:06:17,022
They believe you're no longer
necessary to this company.
1336
01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:26,463
I get hate mail, death threats.
1337
01:06:26,464 --> 01:06:30,101
I get death threats.
1338
01:06:30,102 --> 01:06:33,972
My kids are getting taunted.
Why do people think I fired you?
1339
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,842
Joanna's gonna call my name in a second.
1340
01:06:37,843 --> 01:06:39,710
- JOANNA: Steve?
- That was unrehearsed.
1341
01:06:39,711 --> 01:06:41,411
Yeah, I'll be there in just a second.
1342
01:06:41,412 --> 01:06:43,646
I gave you your day in court.
1343
01:06:43,647 --> 01:06:45,248
- You gave me?
- I gave the board a clear choice.
1344
01:06:45,249 --> 01:06:48,853
I said, "Do you want to invest in the Apple
II or the Mac?" They chose the Apple II.
1345
01:06:48,854 --> 01:06:51,188
The same people who wanted
to dump the Super Bowl spot.
1346
01:06:51,189 --> 01:06:53,258
And then I got on a plane to China.
1347
01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:57,327
Mr. Sculley. There's a
call for you on Line One.
1348
01:06:57,328 --> 01:07:00,597
Or I almost got on a plane,
because I got a call in the lounge.
1349
01:07:00,598 --> 01:07:02,333
- Who made that call?
- Doesn't matter.
1350
01:07:02,334 --> 01:07:03,867
STEVE: It matters to
me. Who made the call?
1351
01:07:03,868 --> 01:07:05,068
John Sculley.
1352
01:07:05,069 --> 01:07:06,904
MAN (ON PHONE): John? If
you get on that plane,
1353
01:07:06,905 --> 01:07:09,806
you'll have lost your
job by the time it lands.
1354
01:07:09,807 --> 01:07:13,409
Steve's been calling the
board. He wants you out.
1355
01:07:13,410 --> 01:07:16,413
JOHN: I left my bags on the plane.
My shit's still somewhere in Beijing.
1356
01:07:16,414 --> 01:07:19,449
I took a car back to Cupertino in
the middle of the fucking night.
1357
01:07:19,450 --> 01:07:24,255
I know what time it is. I need a quorum
here in one hour and I want Steve here too.
1358
01:07:24,256 --> 01:07:26,757
STEVE: You took me off the
Mac, and it was bad business.
1359
01:07:26,758 --> 01:07:29,626
- The quorum call was a homicide.
- Right there! Right there.
1360
01:07:29,627 --> 01:07:31,362
That's the part that's bullshit, my friend.
1361
01:07:31,363 --> 01:07:32,829
It was a suicide.
1362
01:07:32,830 --> 01:07:35,565
Because you knew your
cards and I showed you mine.
1363
01:07:35,566 --> 01:07:38,434
I showed you mine, and you did it anyway.
1364
01:07:38,435 --> 01:07:39,837
What did you think I was gonna do?
1365
01:07:39,838 --> 01:07:42,505
I'm okay losing, but I'm not gonna forfeit.
1366
01:07:42,506 --> 01:07:45,208
I'm not okay losing.
1367
01:07:45,209 --> 01:07:47,645
JOHN: We're losing market share,
and the Mac is losing money.
1368
01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:52,849
Our only hope is the Apple II, which is stagnating
because of its soon-to-be-obsolete DOS.
1369
01:07:52,850 --> 01:07:56,286
Users are already rigging their machines
to run with a CP/M operating system
1370
01:07:56,287 --> 01:07:57,655
that's been built to run on Intel.
1371
01:07:57,656 --> 01:07:59,757
I can't put it more simply than this.
1372
01:07:59,758 --> 01:08:02,759
We need to put our resources
into updating the Apple II.
1373
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,462
STEVE: By taking
resources from the Mac.
1374
01:08:05,463 --> 01:08:06,864
JOHN: It's failing. That's a fact.
1375
01:08:06,865 --> 01:08:08,898
- It's overpriced.
- There's no evidence that it's...
1376
01:08:08,899 --> 01:08:10,800
I'm the evidence!
1377
01:08:10,801 --> 01:08:14,672
I'm the world's leading expert on
the Mac, John. What's your résumé?
1378
01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:16,606
You're issuing contradictory instructions,
1379
01:08:16,607 --> 01:08:18,609
you're insubordinate,
you make people miserable.
1380
01:08:18,610 --> 01:08:21,744
Our top engineers are
fleeing to Sun, Dell, HP.
1381
01:08:21,745 --> 01:08:23,881
Wall Street doesn't know
who's driving the bus.
1382
01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:25,949
We've lost hundreds of millions in value.
1383
01:08:25,950 --> 01:08:29,586
And I'm the CEO of Apple,
Steve. That's my résumé.
1384
01:08:29,587 --> 01:08:32,422
But before that, you sold
carbonated sugar water, right?
1385
01:08:32,423 --> 01:08:36,327
I sat in a fucking garage with
Wozniak and invented the future.
1386
01:08:36,328 --> 01:08:39,762
Because artists lead and
hacks ask for a show of hands.
1387
01:08:39,763 --> 01:08:40,764
All right.
1388
01:08:40,765 --> 01:08:42,765
Well, this guy's out of control.
1389
01:08:42,766 --> 01:08:45,502
I'm perfectly willing to hand
in my resignation tonight,
1390
01:08:45,503 --> 01:08:47,438
but if you want me to
stay, you can't have Steve.
1391
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:49,640
Settle him out.
1392
01:08:49,641 --> 01:08:52,743
He can keep a share of stock
so he gets our newsletter.
1393
01:08:52,744 --> 01:08:55,378
He'll have to sever his
connection to Apple.
1394
01:08:55,379 --> 01:08:59,284
I'm dead serious. I want the
secretary to call for a vote.
1395
01:09:00,885 --> 01:09:03,988
I fucking dare you.
1396
01:09:03,989 --> 01:09:09,659
You have done an outstanding job over
the years of cultivating the press.
1397
01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:11,194
And by that, I mean manipulating them.
1398
01:09:11,195 --> 01:09:14,832
Because none of them, none of their
editors, none of their editors' publishers
1399
01:09:14,833 --> 01:09:16,966
to this day know that you forced it,
1400
01:09:16,967 --> 01:09:18,935
that you forced the board.
1401
01:09:18,936 --> 01:09:21,271
Even after I told you
exactly what they'd do,
1402
01:09:21,272 --> 01:09:23,373
which is exactly what they did.
1403
01:09:23,374 --> 01:09:25,775
Unanimously.
1404
01:09:25,776 --> 01:09:28,479
I don't have any trouble
remembering that, John,
1405
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:31,948
because of it being the
worst night of my life.
1406
01:09:31,949 --> 01:09:35,051
And I forced the vote because
I believed I was right.
1407
01:09:35,052 --> 01:09:38,189
- I still believe I'm right. And I'm right.
- (MUTTERS)
1408
01:09:39,658 --> 01:09:41,425
Now I bled that night.
1409
01:09:41,426 --> 01:09:43,594
And I don't bleed.
1410
01:09:43,595 --> 01:09:45,296
But time's done its thing,
1411
01:09:45,297 --> 01:09:47,898
and I really haven't
thought about it in a while.
1412
01:09:47,899 --> 01:09:52,569
Now, I absolutely
understand why you're upset.
1413
01:09:52,570 --> 01:09:54,637
And I want people to
know the truth too.
1414
01:09:54,638 --> 01:09:56,739
JOANNA: It's time.
1415
01:09:56,740 --> 01:09:58,641
Got it.
1416
01:09:58,642 --> 01:10:00,743
You're gonna end me, aren't you?
1417
01:10:00,744 --> 01:10:03,012
STEVE: You're being ridiculous.
1418
01:10:03,013 --> 01:10:06,382
I'm gonna sit center court
and watch you do it yourself.
1419
01:10:06,383 --> 01:10:10,019
Then I'm gonna order a nice meal with
a '55 Margaux and sign some autographs.
1420
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:12,756
- Jesus Christ.
- You want some advice, Pepsi Generation?
1421
01:10:12,757 --> 01:10:15,492
Don't send Woz out to slap
me around in the press.
1422
01:10:15,493 --> 01:10:18,095
Anybody else... you, Markkula, Arthur Rock.
1423
01:10:18,096 --> 01:10:19,796
Anyone but Rain Man.
1424
01:10:19,797 --> 01:10:22,332
Don't manipulate him like that.
1425
01:10:22,333 --> 01:10:26,002
Whatever you may think, I'm
always gonna protect him.
1426
01:10:26,003 --> 01:10:28,105
Come on, Steve.
1427
01:10:29,473 --> 01:10:32,076
That's what men do.
1428
01:10:32,077 --> 01:10:34,412
- We can't start late.
- (MUTTERS)
1429
01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:49,394
I don't think there was any way
to detect a chip on my shoulder.
1430
01:10:50,695 --> 01:10:52,195
Did you know, back at Bandley,
1431
01:10:52,196 --> 01:10:56,500
the Mac team gave an award every year
to the person who could stand up to you?
1432
01:10:56,501 --> 01:10:57,634
No.
1433
01:10:57,635 --> 01:11:02,473
- I won. Three years in a row.
- Cool.
1434
01:11:06,110 --> 01:11:07,711
This.
1435
01:11:07,712 --> 01:11:11,782
This... This Guy Kawasaki
in Macworld.
1436
01:11:11,783 --> 01:11:14,551
He accidentally got it right, didn't he?
1437
01:11:14,552 --> 01:11:16,119
You've been dragging
your feet on the NeXT OS
1438
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:19,523
till you can figure out
what Apple's gonna need.
1439
01:11:19,524 --> 01:11:21,058
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1440
01:11:21,059 --> 01:11:24,728
Even if that were true, it doesn't
sound that diabolical to me.
1441
01:11:24,729 --> 01:11:26,430
WOMAN: Hey. We're ready for you.
1442
01:11:26,431 --> 01:11:29,067
(RUMBLING)
1443
01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:39,443
I'm your closest confidante,
your... your best friend.
1444
01:11:39,444 --> 01:11:42,613
Your thing... What do you call it?
1445
01:11:42,614 --> 01:11:44,782
Your work wife. The whole time.
1446
01:11:44,783 --> 01:11:46,783
The last three years.
1447
01:11:46,784 --> 01:11:48,787
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
1448
01:11:50,821 --> 01:11:56,560
When did you change your mind and start
building the Steve Jobs Revenge Machine?
1449
01:11:56,561 --> 01:11:59,529
(SIGHS)
1450
01:11:59,530 --> 01:12:01,597
- House to half.
- (RUMBLING FADES)
1451
01:12:01,598 --> 01:12:04,202
You remember Skylab?
1452
01:12:05,970 --> 01:12:11,841
It was an unmanned satellite NASA sent up in
the early '70s on a data gathering mission.
1453
01:12:11,842 --> 01:12:14,511
The thing is, when they sent it up,
1454
01:12:14,512 --> 01:12:17,046
they didn't know yet how
they were gonna get it back.
1455
01:12:17,047 --> 01:12:19,082
But they felt like they were close enough
1456
01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:22,519
that in the eight years it was gonna
be up there, they'd figure it out.
1457
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:23,987
WOMAN: They're on their way now.
1458
01:12:23,988 --> 01:12:26,722
They didn't.
1459
01:12:26,723 --> 01:12:28,792
So after eight years, it came crashing down
1460
01:12:28,793 --> 01:12:31,461
in a thousand-mile swath
across the Indian Ocean.
1461
01:12:31,462 --> 01:12:33,896
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- A little to the left, a little to the right,
1462
01:12:33,897 --> 01:12:35,866
somebody could have gotten hurt.
1463
01:12:35,867 --> 01:12:40,002
I really wanted to build
a computer for colleges.
1464
01:12:40,003 --> 01:12:42,605
The technology just didn't catch
up as fast as I needed it to.
1465
01:12:42,606 --> 01:12:44,875
You know we're out of money.
1466
01:12:44,876 --> 01:12:47,176
MAN (ON PA): Ladies and gentlemen, the
program will be starting momentarily.
1467
01:12:47,177 --> 01:12:50,480
STEVE: But then Apple stopped
innovating, and I saw something better.
1468
01:12:50,481 --> 01:12:55,618
Joanna, I know schools aren't gonna buy
a $13,000 dictionary with good speakers.
1469
01:12:55,619 --> 01:12:57,655
You know I know that.
1470
01:12:59,490 --> 01:13:01,158
But Apple will.
1471
01:13:01,159 --> 01:13:04,728
'Cause Avie Tevanian is gonna
build them exactly the OS they need.
1472
01:13:04,729 --> 01:13:07,631
They're gonna have to buy me too.
1473
01:13:07,632 --> 01:13:13,571
For half a billion dollars in stock
and end-to-end control on every product.
1474
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,542
(SCOFFS)
1475
01:13:20,078 --> 01:13:23,548
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
1476
01:13:31,256 --> 01:13:33,357
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1477
01:13:44,302 --> 01:13:48,272
WOMAN: Ladies and
gentlemen, please welcome...
1478
01:13:51,909 --> 01:13:55,177
FEMALE REPORTER: More than a year after it
was first unveiled to industry insiders,
1479
01:13:55,178 --> 01:13:57,914
the NeXT Computer is
finally available in stores.
1480
01:13:57,915 --> 01:14:01,652
MALE REPORTER #1: And it appears to be
two strikes in a row for Steve Jobs.
1481
01:14:01,653 --> 01:14:03,086
MALE REPORTER #2:
Students and educators
1482
01:14:03,087 --> 01:14:06,189
are finding it difficult to
justify the machine's high cost.
1483
01:14:06,190 --> 01:14:08,091
FEMALE REPORTER #2: So
much for the black cube.
1484
01:14:08,092 --> 01:14:13,029
NeXT just sold its factory to Canon
and laid off half its employees.
1485
01:14:13,030 --> 01:14:16,065
In the world of computers,
it's kill or be killed.
1486
01:14:16,066 --> 01:14:18,201
Apple Computer has fallen on hard times.
1487
01:14:18,202 --> 01:14:21,003
It is laying off about 2,500 people.
1488
01:14:21,004 --> 01:14:23,206
FEMALE REPORTER #3: Apple is
continuing to lose market share,
1489
01:14:23,207 --> 01:14:26,042
with no new innovations in the
pipeline except the Newton,
1490
01:14:26,043 --> 01:14:28,578
a pet project of CEO John Sculley.
1491
01:14:28,579 --> 01:14:31,847
MALE REPORTER #3: If you really want
to be mobile, you want a Newton PDA.
1492
01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:33,317
But then again, maybe you don't.
1493
01:14:33,318 --> 01:14:36,653
MALE REPORTER #4: It turns
handwriting into computer text.
1494
01:14:36,654 --> 01:14:40,592
Hey, Dolph, take a memo on
your Newton. "Beat up Martin."
1495
01:14:42,293 --> 01:14:44,161
- Bah!
- (YELPS)
1496
01:14:44,162 --> 01:14:46,930
FEMALE REPORTER #4: In 1980,
Apple had 30% of the market.
1497
01:14:46,931 --> 01:14:49,666
Today, Apple has only 3.2 percent.
1498
01:14:49,667 --> 01:14:53,504
MALE REPORTER #5: That's it. John
Sculley has been fired from Apple.
1499
01:14:54,838 --> 01:14:57,608
DAVID LETTERMAN: What about this Internet
thing? Do you know anything about that?
1500
01:14:57,609 --> 01:15:00,344
It is the big new thing.
1501
01:15:00,345 --> 01:15:02,979
Rumors are flying around
Apple Computer once again
1502
01:15:02,980 --> 01:15:04,614
over who will take over the helm.
1503
01:15:04,615 --> 01:15:07,283
In the news at this hour, a
remarkable high-tech reunion.
1504
01:15:07,284 --> 01:15:09,920
FEMALE REPORTER #5: Well, it's
happening. In a billion-dollar shakeup,
1505
01:15:09,921 --> 01:15:13,023
Apple is purchasing NeXT Computer's
operating system, which may mean...
1506
01:15:13,024 --> 01:15:15,626
- MALE REPORTER #6: Is the prodigal son returning?
- FEMALE REPORTER #6: Bet on it.
1507
01:15:15,627 --> 01:15:17,761
Guess what. Mac is back.
1508
01:15:17,762 --> 01:15:19,328
- Apple cofounder Steven Jobs...
- Steve Jobs...
1509
01:15:19,329 --> 01:15:21,230
- Steve Jobs...
- Steve Jobs... - Steve Jobs...
1510
01:15:21,231 --> 01:15:23,801
FEMALE REPORTER #7: Steve
Jobs is returning to Apple.
1511
01:15:25,369 --> 01:15:28,372
STEVE: If you want to beam your digital
photographs from your digital camera,
1512
01:15:28,373 --> 01:15:30,073
it's built into every product.
1513
01:15:30,074 --> 01:15:32,175
We're going to the
new generation of I/O.
1514
01:15:32,176 --> 01:15:35,078
Twelve megabyte USB. Two ports.
1515
01:15:35,079 --> 01:15:37,648
We're leaving the old Apple I/O behind.
1516
01:15:37,649 --> 01:15:40,283
Stereo surround sound
built into every product,
1517
01:15:40,284 --> 01:15:44,253
a great keyboard and the
coolest mouse you've ever seen.
1518
01:15:44,254 --> 01:15:48,324
- This time, we used actual mice.
- (LAUGHTER)
1519
01:15:48,325 --> 01:15:51,795
We're opening the house
in 10 minutes. Steven?
1520
01:15:51,796 --> 01:15:53,430
Do you want to stop horsing around?
1521
01:15:53,431 --> 01:15:57,900
Bless my eyes. That's Steve
Wozniak sitting out there.
1522
01:15:57,901 --> 01:16:00,903
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
1523
01:16:00,904 --> 01:16:04,341
Give yourselves a treat and ask Woz
if he happens to have the correct time.
1524
01:16:04,342 --> 01:16:08,310
- (LAUGHTER)
- I have the correct time, and we're running out of it.
1525
01:16:08,311 --> 01:16:12,248
- "A great keyboard"...
- A great keyboard and the coolest mouse you've ever seen.
1526
01:16:12,249 --> 01:16:15,685
- This is what those things look like today.
- (ALL GROANING)
1527
01:16:15,686 --> 01:16:20,356
Now, I'd like to show you what
they're gonna look like tomorrow.
1528
01:16:20,357 --> 01:16:23,260
This is the iMac.
1529
01:16:23,261 --> 01:16:25,862
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
1530
01:16:25,863 --> 01:16:28,600
♪♪ (INSTRUMENTAL ON SPEAKERS)
1531
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:45,682
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING CONTINUE)
1532
01:16:52,723 --> 01:16:54,224
- ♪♪ (ENDS)
- That was cool.
1533
01:16:54,225 --> 01:16:56,326
Why did I like that
better than I usually do?
1534
01:16:56,327 --> 01:16:58,394
- JOANNA: I don't know.
- Something was different.
1535
01:16:58,395 --> 01:17:00,096
ANDREA: Hey, stupid.
1536
01:17:00,097 --> 01:17:02,332
I think she's talking to one of you guys.
1537
01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:05,135
- Did you notice a difference?
- That's what I'm...
1538
01:17:05,136 --> 01:17:07,837
The exit signs were off.
1539
01:17:07,838 --> 01:17:10,372
- Full blackout.
- You did it.
1540
01:17:10,373 --> 01:17:12,743
We wired all the exit lights to our board.
1541
01:17:12,744 --> 01:17:15,278
They go out with the cue for seven
seconds then come back on again. In theory.
1542
01:17:15,279 --> 01:17:19,015
- We think that's legal?
- No, we're very certain it's not.
1543
01:17:19,016 --> 01:17:21,384
- You want to see some quotes?
- Let's hold off on those.
1544
01:17:21,385 --> 01:17:23,153
- No, he'll like 'em.
- (MOUTHS WORD)
1545
01:17:23,154 --> 01:17:26,658
- I'll show 'em to you later.
- I'll take 'em now.
1546
01:17:28,059 --> 01:17:30,127
- I'm sorry.
- Pick it up from there, please.
1547
01:17:30,128 --> 01:17:32,895
We only have a couple of
minutes, so let's just do the 360.
1548
01:17:32,896 --> 01:17:36,299
STEVE: We're gonna bring out a
wireless camera we stole from Panasonic.
1549
01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:39,435
- (LAUGHTER)
- I'll show you what this looks like.
1550
01:17:39,436 --> 01:17:42,338
The whole thing is translucent.
You can see into it.
1551
01:17:42,339 --> 01:17:44,875
- (PEOPLE MUTTERING)
- How's that for a compromise, Woz?
1552
01:17:44,876 --> 01:17:48,444
- You still can't get into it, but you can see into it.
- Fair enough.
1553
01:17:48,445 --> 01:17:52,215
We put stereo speakers in
front, infrared right up here,
1554
01:17:52,216 --> 01:17:54,184
CD-ROM drive in the middle.
1555
01:17:54,185 --> 01:17:56,920
- (AUDIENCE) Nice.
- Dual stereo headphone jacks.
1556
01:17:56,921 --> 01:18:00,157
All the connectors are inside
one beautiful little door here.
1557
01:18:00,158 --> 01:18:03,493
- (OOHING AND AAHING)
- Ethernet. USB.
1558
01:18:03,494 --> 01:18:05,996
Even though this is a
full-blooded Macintosh,
1559
01:18:05,997 --> 01:18:07,831
we're targeting it for the number one use
1560
01:18:07,832 --> 01:18:10,332
the consumers tell us they
want a computer for, which is...
1561
01:18:10,333 --> 01:18:12,502
Let's hold it, please. Hold it.
1562
01:18:12,503 --> 01:18:15,471
- The answer was "the Internet."
- (LAUGHTER)
1563
01:18:15,472 --> 01:18:17,574
- Joanna?
- Yeah.
1564
01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:22,045
Stand in front of me. I want to look at these
quotes, but I don't want Joel to know.
1565
01:18:22,046 --> 01:18:24,249
They're all great.
1566
01:18:25,949 --> 01:18:29,051
"It is not only the coolest-looking
computer introduced in years"
1567
01:18:29,052 --> 01:18:30,487
but a chest-thumping statement
1568
01:18:30,488 --> 01:18:35,627
"that Silicon Valley's original dream
company is no longer somnambulant."
1569
01:18:37,294 --> 01:18:38,761
It's a word. It means "sleepwalking."
1570
01:18:38,762 --> 01:18:42,399
Steve? I'm sorry. We have to clear
the house if we're gonna start on time.
1571
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,367
- We're gonna start on time.
- We're absolutely starting on time.
1572
01:18:44,368 --> 01:18:45,902
Here. Take this.
1573
01:18:45,903 --> 01:18:50,073
Everybody, that's it. They've got to
mop the stage, reset and open the house.
1574
01:18:50,074 --> 01:18:51,608
I love you guys.
1575
01:18:51,609 --> 01:18:55,480
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
1576
01:18:59,851 --> 01:19:01,551
Andy, come on back a minute.
1577
01:19:01,552 --> 01:19:03,855
- Which one?
- Hertzfeld.
1578
01:19:10,328 --> 01:19:14,331
Forbes calls it an
"industry-altering success."
1579
01:19:14,332 --> 01:19:16,534
Look here.
1580
01:19:18,936 --> 01:19:21,136
Why haven't we ever slept together?
1581
01:19:21,137 --> 01:19:23,006
We're not in love. Look.
1582
01:19:25,075 --> 01:19:27,911
- Sculley.
- Look what he said.
1583
01:19:27,912 --> 01:19:33,283
"He has implemented the same simple strategy
that made Apple so successful 15 years ago...
1584
01:19:33,284 --> 01:19:36,521
make hit products and promote
them with terrific marketing."
1585
01:19:37,622 --> 01:19:40,090
- It was nice of him.
- It was.
1586
01:19:40,091 --> 01:19:41,591
I meant it.
1587
01:19:41,592 --> 01:19:45,161
Sightings of J.D. Salinger are
more common than John Sculley.
1588
01:19:45,162 --> 01:19:48,833
I wasn't being sarcastic.
It was nice of him.
1589
01:19:49,967 --> 01:19:52,034
- Do you talk to him?
- No.
1590
01:19:52,035 --> 01:19:54,069
You haven't talked to him since '88?
1591
01:19:54,070 --> 01:19:56,605
I'd have told you if I did.
1592
01:19:56,606 --> 01:19:58,041
Doesn't matter.
1593
01:19:58,042 --> 01:19:59,376
I don't want people
thinking they can cross me
1594
01:19:59,377 --> 01:20:03,078
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- and then, boom, 15 years later, I'm cool with it.
1595
01:20:03,079 --> 01:20:06,082
I was kidding.
1596
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:08,619
What's wrong with you this morning?
1597
01:20:09,954 --> 01:20:11,989
Let's get off the stage.
1598
01:20:13,556 --> 01:20:16,659
"The only thing Apple's providing
now is leadership in colors."
1599
01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:18,360
Don't worry about it.
1600
01:20:18,361 --> 01:20:20,462
- What does Bill Gates have against me?
- I don't know.
1601
01:20:20,463 --> 01:20:23,366
You're both out of your
minds. Listen to me.
1602
01:20:23,367 --> 01:20:25,435
He dropped out of a better
school than I dropped out of.
1603
01:20:25,436 --> 01:20:27,304
But he's a tool bag. I'll tell you why.
1604
01:20:27,305 --> 01:20:30,039
Make everything all right with Lisa.
1605
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:33,243
You know, Joanna? Boundaries.
1606
01:20:33,244 --> 01:20:36,211
You've come to my apartment
at 1:00 AM and cleaned it.
1607
01:20:36,212 --> 01:20:37,613
So tell me where the boundary is.
1608
01:20:37,614 --> 01:20:39,549
- There. Let's say it's there.
- (SIGHS)
1609
01:20:39,550 --> 01:20:42,585
If I give you some real projections,
1610
01:20:42,586 --> 01:20:46,389
will you promise not to
repeat them from the stage?
1611
01:20:46,390 --> 01:20:49,426
What do you mean, "real projections"?
1612
01:20:49,427 --> 01:20:53,395
- What have you been giving me?
- Conservative projections.
1613
01:20:53,396 --> 01:20:55,030
Marketing's been lying to me?
1614
01:20:55,031 --> 01:20:58,702
We've been managing expectations
so that you don't not.
1615
01:20:58,703 --> 01:21:01,038
What are the real projections?
1616
01:21:02,306 --> 01:21:05,175
We're gonna sell a million
units in the first 90 days.
1617
01:21:05,176 --> 01:21:07,109
- (STRIKES TABLE)
- 20,000 a month after that.
1618
01:21:07,110 --> 01:21:08,511
- Holy shit.
- Yeah.
1619
01:21:08,512 --> 01:21:10,246
You see? You wait long enough and...
1620
01:21:10,247 --> 01:21:12,649
What's more, 32% of the sales
1621
01:21:12,650 --> 01:21:16,685
are going to go to people buying
a computer for the first time.
1622
01:21:16,686 --> 01:21:21,390
And 12% are going to people using
some kind of Windows machine.
1623
01:21:21,391 --> 01:21:24,127
That's what Bill Gates has against you.
1624
01:21:25,596 --> 01:21:28,966
And it'll be the fastest-selling
computer in history.
1625
01:21:30,333 --> 01:21:32,368
You brought the company
back from life support
1626
01:21:32,369 --> 01:21:35,438
after going through the misery
of laying off 3,000 people
1627
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:37,674
and cutting 70% of the product line.
1628
01:21:37,675 --> 01:21:41,078
So, Steven, it's over.
1629
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,180
You're gonna win.
1630
01:21:45,181 --> 01:21:49,284
- It would be criminal not to enjoy this moment.
- I'm enjoying it.
1631
01:21:49,285 --> 01:21:51,320
Make things all right with Lisa.
1632
01:21:51,321 --> 01:21:53,555
- You know...
- Come on.
1633
01:21:53,556 --> 01:21:57,226
I don't like having less
privacy than other people have.
1634
01:21:57,227 --> 01:22:00,796
- Does being a multi-billionaire take some of the sting off that?
- No.
1635
01:22:00,797 --> 01:22:04,033
- All Lisa did...
- All Lisa did was give her blessing.
1636
01:22:04,034 --> 01:22:07,569
- Chrisann sold the house and...
- And Lisa could have done what?
1637
01:22:07,570 --> 01:22:10,172
How was she supposed to stop her
mother from selling her own house?
1638
01:22:10,173 --> 01:22:11,573
That I bought for the two of them.
1639
01:22:11,574 --> 01:22:12,908
How was she supposed to stop her?
1640
01:22:12,909 --> 01:22:16,512
Voicing an objection would have
been a step in the right direction.
1641
01:22:16,513 --> 01:22:19,215
You don't think you're
having a bizarre overreaction
1642
01:22:19,216 --> 01:22:22,719
to a 19-year-old girl allowing
her mother to list her own house?
1643
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:23,953
She could've tried.
1644
01:22:23,954 --> 01:22:27,657
Was she supposed to stop her
mother, that particular mother...
1645
01:22:27,658 --> 01:22:30,726
She gave Chrisann her blessing to sell
the house and she did it to spite me.
1646
01:22:30,727 --> 01:22:34,764
I don't care if she put a
pipe bomb in the water heater.
1647
01:22:34,765 --> 01:22:37,567
You're going to fix it, now.
1648
01:22:37,568 --> 01:22:40,636
She's been acting weird for
months. She's turned on me.
1649
01:22:40,637 --> 01:22:42,704
- Fix it.
- What the...
1650
01:22:42,705 --> 01:22:44,340
Fix it, Steve.
1651
01:22:44,341 --> 01:22:45,841
- Take it easy.
- Fix it or I quit.
1652
01:22:45,842 --> 01:22:48,078
How about that? I quit,
and you never see me again.
1653
01:22:48,079 --> 01:22:50,014
How about that?
1654
01:22:51,481 --> 01:22:54,451
Tell me what's wrong with you this morning.
1655
01:22:54,452 --> 01:22:57,820
What's been wrong with me for 19 years.
1656
01:22:57,821 --> 01:22:59,788
(WEEPING)
1657
01:22:59,789 --> 01:23:03,760
I've been a witness, and I
tell you, I've been complicit.
1658
01:23:05,262 --> 01:23:09,265
I love you, Steve. You know how much.
1659
01:23:09,266 --> 01:23:14,269
I love that you don't care how much money a
person makes. You care what they make.
1660
01:23:14,270 --> 01:23:18,108
But what you make isn't supposed
to be the best part of you.
1661
01:23:18,109 --> 01:23:20,710
When you're a father,
1662
01:23:20,711 --> 01:23:23,313
that's what's supposed to
be the best part of you.
1663
01:23:23,314 --> 01:23:28,151
And it's caused me two decades of
agony, Steve, that it is for you
1664
01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:32,721
the worst.
1665
01:23:32,722 --> 01:23:38,229
(SIGHS) It's a little thing.
It's a very small thing.
1666
01:23:39,395 --> 01:23:41,730
(SNIFFLES) Fix it.
1667
01:23:41,731 --> 01:23:47,136
Fix it now, or you can
contact me at my new job...
1668
01:23:47,137 --> 01:23:50,106
working anywhere I want.
1669
01:23:51,609 --> 01:23:53,877
I don't happen to think it is
a little deal. She knew that...
1670
01:23:53,878 --> 01:23:56,278
- No.
- I bought the house for the two of...
1671
01:23:56,279 --> 01:23:57,646
- No.
- What do you mean, "no"?
1672
01:23:57,647 --> 01:24:02,784
I mean no. The house has nothing
to do with why you're angry at Lisa.
1673
01:24:02,785 --> 01:24:05,787
I assure you, the house has everything
to do with why I'm angry at Lisa.
1674
01:24:05,788 --> 01:24:10,460
Have you ever heard the phrase
"reality distortion field"?
1675
01:24:10,461 --> 01:24:14,631
- Yes.
- As in "Steve's reality distortion field"?
1676
01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:17,533
I've heard it. I've read it.
It's been sung to me by Joan Baez.
1677
01:24:17,534 --> 01:24:19,301
What you call a reality distortion field,
1678
01:24:19,302 --> 01:24:21,604
and I'm pretty sure you're
the one who coined the phrase,
1679
01:24:21,605 --> 01:24:23,640
- is the reason we're here.
- I know that.
1680
01:24:23,641 --> 01:24:25,942
If I traded in my bank account for a dollar
1681
01:24:25,943 --> 01:24:28,778
every time somebody told me something
was impossible, I'd come out ahead.
1682
01:24:28,779 --> 01:24:30,813
- I know that too.
- What's the problem?
1683
01:24:30,814 --> 01:24:33,815
- My problem? It sure isn't the house.
- Jo, I...
1684
01:24:33,816 --> 01:24:38,287
It's that you told her you
weren't going to pay for Harvard.
1685
01:24:38,288 --> 01:24:40,323
That child.
1686
01:24:40,324 --> 01:24:42,725
That earnest, unironic kid.
1687
01:24:42,726 --> 01:24:44,726
She told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
1688
01:24:44,727 --> 01:24:47,396
I should have hit you with
something heavy a long time ago.
1689
01:24:47,397 --> 01:24:49,933
Lisa told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
1690
01:24:49,934 --> 01:24:54,203
- Andy told me that.
- Which one?
1691
01:24:54,204 --> 01:24:56,271
Hertzfeld.
1692
01:24:56,272 --> 01:24:57,774
How would Hertzfeld know?
1693
01:24:57,775 --> 01:25:01,810
He wrote Harvard a check for
25,000 to cover the semester.
1694
01:25:01,811 --> 01:25:04,747
Are you fucking... He paid her tuition?
1695
01:25:04,748 --> 01:25:07,617
Isn't that why you just asked to see him?
1696
01:25:07,618 --> 01:25:09,219
No, I asked to see him about something...
1697
01:25:09,220 --> 01:25:12,622
Did you tell her you weren't
going to pay for college?
1698
01:25:12,623 --> 01:25:14,623
- Yes, because...
- How could you do that?
1699
01:25:14,624 --> 01:25:17,859
Because her mother, who
is also her landlord...
1700
01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:19,828
Hertzfeld? I was ranting.
1701
01:25:19,829 --> 01:25:22,398
I was just, you know... I was
talking. You think I would...
1702
01:25:22,399 --> 01:25:26,502
I was pissed off because Lisa
was trying to piss me off, Joanna.
1703
01:25:26,503 --> 01:25:27,903
That was her intent. I don't know...
1704
01:25:27,904 --> 01:25:30,472
You obviously scared the hell out of her.
1705
01:25:30,473 --> 01:25:34,044
Hertzfeld wrote a check
to Harvard, pay for...
1706
01:25:35,245 --> 01:25:36,878
- Is she here yet?
- I'm sure she is.
1707
01:25:36,879 --> 01:25:39,248
Can you have someone bring her back?
1708
01:25:39,249 --> 01:25:40,984
Yes.
1709
01:25:40,985 --> 01:25:42,385
(EXHALES)
1710
01:25:42,386 --> 01:25:44,321
Thank you.
1711
01:25:47,725 --> 01:25:49,459
You know,
1712
01:25:50,894 --> 01:25:52,595
my grandmother always used to say to me...
1713
01:25:52,596 --> 01:25:55,031
I don't give a shit, Yentl.
1714
01:25:56,633 --> 01:25:58,667
- I'll have someone get Lisa.
- Thank you.
1715
01:25:58,668 --> 01:26:00,936
- And if you see Hertzfeld...
- (KNOCKING)
1716
01:26:00,937 --> 01:26:02,872
HERTZFELD: It's Andy.
1717
01:26:02,873 --> 01:26:06,009
Speak of the devil's chief engineer.
1718
01:26:06,010 --> 01:26:07,277
Go.
1719
01:26:07,278 --> 01:26:09,312
Come on in.
1720
01:26:11,315 --> 01:26:13,283
You look great today.
1721
01:26:13,284 --> 01:26:14,751
- Thank you.
- Doesn't she?
1722
01:26:14,752 --> 01:26:18,388
She looks fantastic. Always does. Get out.
1723
01:26:20,290 --> 01:26:22,891
- Well, I think I know why I'm here.
- Do you?
1724
01:26:22,892 --> 01:26:23,626
Steve...
1725
01:26:23,627 --> 01:26:26,496
- Did you send the check yet?
- Yes.
1726
01:26:26,497 --> 01:26:29,731
So Harvard got a tuition check
from Andy Hertzfeld to pay for Lisa?
1727
01:26:29,732 --> 01:26:31,768
I don't think they look that carefully.
1728
01:26:31,769 --> 01:26:34,671
I don't think they'd notice
the check didn't come from you.
1729
01:26:34,672 --> 01:26:37,573
Close one. This was
almost embarrassing for me.
1730
01:26:37,574 --> 01:26:39,509
(SIGHS) I understand how...
1731
01:26:39,510 --> 01:26:41,077
I'll wire you the money today.
1732
01:26:41,078 --> 01:26:44,646
I-I understand how you feel.
And I do apologize. I do.
1733
01:26:44,647 --> 01:26:46,916
But let me tell you my thinking.
1734
01:26:46,917 --> 01:26:49,585
I can't even think of an appropriate
analogy to describe what you did.
1735
01:26:49,586 --> 01:26:52,087
I knew you guys would
fix things. You always do.
1736
01:26:52,088 --> 01:26:55,891
But in the meantime, if the money wasn't
there, she'd miss a semester of school.
1737
01:26:55,892 --> 01:26:59,628
- Yeah.
- And she'd have to tell her friends why.
1738
01:26:59,629 --> 01:27:02,097
And she needed things. She needed socks.
1739
01:27:02,098 --> 01:27:06,336
- What?
- It's cold in Cambridge. She needed warm socks.
1740
01:27:06,337 --> 01:27:11,106
- You gave her socks?
- Well, I gave her money for socks.
1741
01:27:11,107 --> 01:27:14,409
You don't get to deputize
yourself as her interim.
1742
01:27:14,410 --> 01:27:16,845
You don't get to override my
decisions. Do you understand?
1743
01:27:16,846 --> 01:27:19,015
You don't get to act
like you're her father.
1744
01:27:19,016 --> 01:27:21,583
Somebody had to.
1745
01:27:21,584 --> 01:27:23,685
What the fuck did you just say to me?
1746
01:27:23,686 --> 01:27:27,556
I've known her since she was six.
1747
01:27:27,557 --> 01:27:29,759
I also consider...
1748
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:35,030
Chrisann's my friend, outside of what
you and I... outside of our relationship.
1749
01:27:35,031 --> 01:27:37,800
- So you're like a family adviser.
- I'm a family friend.
1750
01:27:37,801 --> 01:27:40,502
Then you probably know that
Lisa's been seeing a therapist.
1751
01:27:40,503 --> 01:27:42,070
- Yeah.
- For many years.
1752
01:27:42,071 --> 01:27:44,374
- Yeah.
- Without my knowledge.
1753
01:27:45,809 --> 01:27:47,676
That really wasn't my business.
1754
01:27:47,677 --> 01:27:50,979
(CHUCKLES) I'm fascinated by what
you think is and isn't your business.
1755
01:27:50,980 --> 01:27:55,118
Lisa's been going to a
therapist and she likes it
1756
01:27:55,119 --> 01:27:58,755
and would love for you and
Chrisann to go with her.
1757
01:27:58,756 --> 01:28:03,393
And the reason you know that is because
you're the one that recommended the therapist.
1758
01:28:03,394 --> 01:28:05,461
Well, I know a guy.
1759
01:28:05,462 --> 01:28:09,366
No, I mean you're the one who
recommended that she see a therapist.
1760
01:28:10,534 --> 01:28:14,936
You know what? It was a while ago,
and I don't remember how the whole...
1761
01:28:14,937 --> 01:28:18,006
You told Chrisann that
Lisa should see a therapist.
1762
01:28:18,007 --> 01:28:21,144
Steve, you're stigmatizing.
It's a perfectly norm...
1763
01:28:21,145 --> 01:28:23,512
(SIGHS) It's not...
1764
01:28:23,513 --> 01:28:25,581
My thing was, how can it hurt?
1765
01:28:25,582 --> 01:28:27,551
Let's find out.
1766
01:28:28,619 --> 01:28:30,051
Chrisann is my friend.
1767
01:28:30,052 --> 01:28:33,422
- What was the reason you gave?
- You mean...
1768
01:28:33,423 --> 01:28:37,560
What was the reason you gave Chrisann
why Lisa should see a therapist?
1769
01:28:37,561 --> 01:28:39,694
I don't remember. We
were talking and I said...
1770
01:28:39,695 --> 01:28:43,066
It's pretty much what I just said,
that it certainly couldn't hurt.
1771
01:28:44,534 --> 01:28:48,071
You didn't say that Lisa
needed a strong male role model?
1772
01:28:55,012 --> 01:28:56,580
I did.
1773
01:29:03,153 --> 01:29:08,559
I think it's a miracle she's not robbing
banks with the Symbionese Liberation Army.
1774
01:29:11,195 --> 01:29:16,231
There's no reason in the
world why she should be nice.
1775
01:29:16,232 --> 01:29:18,435
But she is.
1776
01:29:20,837 --> 01:29:25,541
So I helped, because somebody had to.
1777
01:29:31,181 --> 01:29:34,118
I'll wire the money to you this afternoon.
1778
01:29:45,863 --> 01:29:49,030
You threatened me a long time ago.
1779
01:29:49,031 --> 01:29:50,700
Sorry?
1780
01:29:52,735 --> 01:29:55,837
A long time ago... You threatened me once.
1781
01:29:55,838 --> 01:29:57,907
People are attracted to people with talent.
1782
01:29:57,908 --> 01:30:00,109
People without it find that threatening.
1783
01:30:00,110 --> 01:30:02,177
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- Maybe you should see a therapist.
1784
01:30:02,178 --> 01:30:04,779
Certainly couldn't hurt.
1785
01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:07,116
I meant you literally threatened me.
1786
01:30:07,117 --> 01:30:09,652
At Flint, right before the Mac launch.
1787
01:30:09,653 --> 01:30:11,953
I was recompiling. I was
trying to debug the voice demo.
1788
01:30:11,954 --> 01:30:16,292
You said if I couldn't find a solution,
you'd call me out in front of the audience.
1789
01:30:16,293 --> 01:30:18,761
- Did it say "hello"?
- It did.
1790
01:30:18,762 --> 01:30:22,163
No need to thank me.
1791
01:30:22,164 --> 01:30:25,967
Why do you want people to dislike you?
1792
01:30:25,968 --> 01:30:29,137
I don't want people to dislike me.
1793
01:30:29,138 --> 01:30:32,242
I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me.
1794
01:30:33,810 --> 01:30:36,747
Since it doesn't matter, I always have.
1795
01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:39,984
Really?
1796
01:30:41,251 --> 01:30:45,556
I've always liked you
a lot. That's too bad.
1797
01:30:47,723 --> 01:30:50,593
- Knock 'em dead.
- Thank you.
1798
01:31:12,281 --> 01:31:17,052
What is remarkable, what's
hard to fathom but true,
1799
01:31:17,053 --> 01:31:23,394
is that for a given clock rate, a PowerPC
chip is twice as fast as a Pentium II chip.
1800
01:31:32,168 --> 01:31:34,404
(GLASSES CLATTER)
1801
01:31:36,272 --> 01:31:38,441
In other words,
1802
01:31:39,642 --> 01:31:42,177
a 266 megahertz G3 chip
1803
01:31:42,178 --> 01:31:47,717
is twice as fast as a
266 megahertz Pentium II.
1804
01:31:50,753 --> 01:31:55,024
Or... a 266 G3
1805
01:31:55,025 --> 01:31:59,127
is equal to about 500 megahertz.
1806
01:31:59,128 --> 01:32:02,230
STEVE'S VOICE: Do you know
what a coincidence is, Lisa?
1807
01:32:02,231 --> 01:32:04,899
Take a look at Byte
magazine's Byte Marks,
1808
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:07,570
- the gold standard for any...
- (KNOCKING)
1809
01:32:12,109 --> 01:32:15,546
- Come in.
- (DOOR OPENS)
1810
01:32:18,382 --> 01:32:21,082
I sent someone into the lobby.
1811
01:32:21,083 --> 01:32:22,917
- They found her, and she...
- Where is she?
1812
01:32:22,918 --> 01:32:25,787
She said she'd rather not come back.
1813
01:32:25,788 --> 01:32:28,157
- Why?
- That was it.
1814
01:32:28,158 --> 01:32:31,159
- I'm going out there myself.
- You can't. You can't.
1815
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:32,927
It'll be a scene out of
Hard Day's Night.
1816
01:32:32,928 --> 01:32:35,797
- (KNOCKING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
1817
01:32:35,798 --> 01:32:38,167
- Excuse me.
- Hey, Joel.
1818
01:32:38,168 --> 01:32:40,002
Andy said it was okay to come back.
1819
01:32:40,003 --> 01:32:42,639
- Which one?
- Andy Cunningham.
1820
01:32:43,739 --> 01:32:46,708
I can't do this forever. I need
one of them to change their name.
1821
01:32:46,709 --> 01:32:48,810
You call Andy Cunningham "Andrea."
1822
01:32:48,811 --> 01:32:50,211
It doesn't matter what I call them.
1823
01:32:50,212 --> 01:32:51,947
I know who I'm talking
about when I'm talking.
1824
01:32:51,948 --> 01:32:53,815
I need everyone else to
call them different names.
1825
01:32:53,816 --> 01:32:55,852
Give me one second.
1826
01:33:00,123 --> 01:33:02,692
Can you go get her for me, please?
1827
01:33:02,693 --> 01:33:04,359
I just talked to Andy.
1828
01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:06,127
Hertzfeld.
1829
01:33:06,128 --> 01:33:09,364
I'm just trying to scrub this
out of my brain with Drano.
1830
01:33:09,365 --> 01:33:11,766
But I do want to talk to Lisa.
1831
01:33:11,767 --> 01:33:14,302
Okay. Just...
1832
01:33:14,303 --> 01:33:16,606
- Stay cool.
- Okay.
1833
01:33:18,909 --> 01:33:20,644
Thank you.
1834
01:33:28,185 --> 01:33:29,919
Hey, Steve.
1835
01:33:42,364 --> 01:33:45,734
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling good, Joel. How about you?
1836
01:33:45,735 --> 01:33:48,403
I don't think I could be in your
business. It changes too quickly.
1837
01:33:48,404 --> 01:33:51,741
Well, I'd hang on, 'cause yours is about
to start changing pretty quickly too.
1838
01:33:51,742 --> 01:33:54,909
This is the third time in 14
years I'm writing about you.
1839
01:33:54,910 --> 01:33:58,314
- What do you think so far?
- (KNOCKING)
1840
01:33:58,315 --> 01:34:02,083
Excuse me. Avie's looking
for you. He has a new shark.
1841
01:34:02,084 --> 01:34:04,555
- You wanna come backstage for a second?
- JOEL: Sure.
1842
01:34:07,857 --> 01:34:11,060
- Who's this one?
- Alan Turing.
1843
01:34:11,061 --> 01:34:14,796
Single-handedly won World War II and,
for an encore, invented the computer.
1844
01:34:14,797 --> 01:34:16,998
- He won't be part of the campaign though.
- Why not?
1845
01:34:16,999 --> 01:34:19,435
'Cause you just had to ask me who he was.
1846
01:34:20,770 --> 01:34:22,738
Can I see new shark?
1847
01:34:25,275 --> 01:34:27,443
I like it better than the old shark.
1848
01:34:27,444 --> 01:34:29,078
- Sharks.
- Sharks.
1849
01:34:29,079 --> 01:34:30,979
- How many sharks did you go through?
- A couple.
1850
01:34:30,980 --> 01:34:34,783
- This is the 39th.
- We're on the record.
1851
01:34:34,784 --> 01:34:37,453
- Thirty-nine sharks.
- Okay.
1852
01:34:37,454 --> 01:34:39,521
- You know what's special about this shark?
- What?
1853
01:34:39,522 --> 01:34:44,193
No, I'm really asking, because it looks
exactly like the other 38 sharks to me.
1854
01:34:44,194 --> 01:34:46,194
STEVE: Let me see it with
the cue, from the profile.
1855
01:34:46,195 --> 01:34:48,063
WOMAN: This is cue 92-B.
1856
01:34:48,064 --> 01:34:52,268
This is a profile here, and this
is what it looks like from the back.
1857
01:34:52,269 --> 01:34:57,072
And one more thing. It eats
Pentium notebooks as a light snack.
1858
01:34:57,073 --> 01:35:00,141
This is the shark.
1859
01:35:00,142 --> 01:35:02,411
I really like it.
1860
01:35:02,412 --> 01:35:04,212
Nobody gets it right the first time,
1861
01:35:04,213 --> 01:35:06,815
but I should have been shown
this shark 15, 20 fish ago.
1862
01:35:06,816 --> 01:35:08,516
- You probably were.
- Lock it in.
1863
01:35:08,517 --> 01:35:10,351
Ten minutes.
1864
01:35:10,352 --> 01:35:14,856
He killed himself by taking a bite
of a poison apple... Alan Turing.
1865
01:35:14,857 --> 01:35:15,991
Yeah.
1866
01:35:15,992 --> 01:35:18,594
There should be statues of that man.
1867
01:35:18,595 --> 01:35:20,962
His name should be on the
lips of schoolchildren.
1868
01:35:20,963 --> 01:35:24,533
The rainbow flag apple with a bite
taken out... That's where it came from?
1869
01:35:24,534 --> 01:35:27,403
No, we picked it off a list
of friendly-sounding words.
1870
01:35:27,404 --> 01:35:30,372
But wouldn't it be great if that
had been the story behind it?
1871
01:35:30,373 --> 01:35:33,975
Steve. Kinda liked the last shark.
1872
01:35:33,976 --> 01:35:35,911
- AVIE: Fuck you.
- (CHUCKLES)
1873
01:35:35,912 --> 01:35:37,512
I wanted to ask you a favor.
1874
01:35:37,513 --> 01:35:38,713
My friend, a long time ago,
1875
01:35:38,714 --> 01:35:41,483
you asked me a favor before a
product launch, and I said no.
1876
01:35:41,484 --> 01:35:43,918
- You wanted me to acknowledge...
- Hang on.
1877
01:35:43,919 --> 01:35:48,189
If you're about to say you were wrong,
I want to prepare this journalist.
1878
01:35:48,190 --> 01:35:52,528
I was 100% right, and you
were spectacularly wrong.
1879
01:35:52,529 --> 01:35:55,029
But I still owe you a favor, so name it.
1880
01:35:55,030 --> 01:35:56,597
(SIGHS) Steve...
1881
01:35:56,598 --> 01:36:01,269
- It can't be acknowledging the Apple II team.
- Acknowledge the Apple II team.
1882
01:36:01,270 --> 01:36:03,072
- How about in private?
- No.
1883
01:36:03,073 --> 01:36:04,506
- Is this a prank?
- No.
1884
01:36:04,507 --> 01:36:06,641
I'm trying to remember that
a 300 megahertz G3 chip...
1885
01:36:06,642 --> 01:36:08,912
Just the top guys.
1886
01:36:11,280 --> 01:36:12,982
Steve.
1887
01:36:16,019 --> 01:36:17,586
- Excuse me, okay?
- Yep.
1888
01:36:17,587 --> 01:36:20,088
One second.
1889
01:36:20,089 --> 01:36:22,591
(CLEARS THROAT)
1890
01:36:22,592 --> 01:36:26,996
- She said she'd rather not.
- What do you mean?
1891
01:36:26,997 --> 01:36:30,332
She's sitting with her friends, and
she said she'd rather not come back.
1892
01:36:30,333 --> 01:36:32,333
Okay. Tell her... Take her aside.
1893
01:36:32,334 --> 01:36:34,336
I don't want to embarrass
her in front of her friends.
1894
01:36:34,337 --> 01:36:36,572
But tell her I just scared
the shit out of Andy,
1895
01:36:36,573 --> 01:36:39,109
and this time, nobody's
paying her fucking...
1896
01:36:40,377 --> 01:36:42,444
All right. Don't say that.
1897
01:36:42,445 --> 01:36:45,046
But do your thing where
you sound old and wise
1898
01:36:45,047 --> 01:36:48,317
because of the broad, tragic
European canvas of your life.
1899
01:36:48,318 --> 01:36:51,185
You know I wasn't born in a
19th-century shtetl, right?
1900
01:36:51,186 --> 01:36:53,354
Please tell her it's important.
1901
01:36:53,355 --> 01:36:55,925
- Everything all right?
- Yeah.
1902
01:36:55,926 --> 01:36:57,525
- There are people around here, man...
- I know.
1903
01:36:57,526 --> 01:37:01,462
- Including a member of the press.
- I see him.
1904
01:37:01,463 --> 01:37:02,564
Woz.
1905
01:37:02,565 --> 01:37:05,836
Just the top guys, the ones
who are getting laid off.
1906
01:37:07,037 --> 01:37:09,305
(CLEARS THROAT) Listen, okay?
1907
01:37:09,306 --> 01:37:14,243
Last year, Apple lost one billion dollars.
1908
01:37:14,244 --> 01:37:16,211
I don't even know how that's possible.
1909
01:37:16,212 --> 01:37:18,680
You were less than 90
days from being insolvent.
1910
01:37:18,681 --> 01:37:21,483
I had three different accountants
try to explain it to me.
1911
01:37:21,484 --> 01:37:24,485
The whole place has to be streamlined.
1912
01:37:24,486 --> 01:37:27,088
- Start with two of the accountants.
- I started with the...
1913
01:37:27,089 --> 01:37:30,125
- Joel, could you come offstage? We're gonna go backstage.
- Leave him right there.
1914
01:37:30,126 --> 01:37:34,496
I started with the Apple II team
because we don't make that anymore.
1915
01:37:34,497 --> 01:37:38,233
- Just acknowledge the top guys.
- Have a mimosa and relax.
1916
01:37:38,234 --> 01:37:40,735
You will not blow me off right now, Steve.
1917
01:37:40,736 --> 01:37:43,505
- The top guys deserve...
- There are no top guys.
1918
01:37:43,506 --> 01:37:46,108
All right? On the Apple II
team, there are no top guys.
1919
01:37:46,109 --> 01:37:49,545
They're "B" players, and "B"
players discourage the "A" players.
1920
01:37:49,546 --> 01:37:51,512
I want "A" players at Apple and not Dell.
1921
01:37:51,513 --> 01:37:54,248
They're not "B" players, and
I'm a better judge of that.
1922
01:37:54,249 --> 01:37:56,719
Less than 90 days from insolvency,
1923
01:37:56,720 --> 01:38:00,488
in part because somebody thought
the Newton wasn't a box of garbage.
1924
01:38:00,489 --> 01:38:02,123
- Joel, could you come offstage, please?
- Leave him.
1925
01:38:02,124 --> 01:38:03,559
I'm talking about...
1926
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:06,161
You guys designed and shipped a
little box of garbage while I was gone.
1927
01:38:06,162 --> 01:38:07,628
I'm talking about the Apple II,
1928
01:38:07,629 --> 01:38:10,431
which is not just a crucial
part of this company's history,
1929
01:38:10,432 --> 01:38:13,002
it is a crucial part of the
history of personal computing.
1930
01:38:13,003 --> 01:38:14,670
For a time.
1931
01:38:14,671 --> 01:38:17,271
The least you can do, if you're
going to downsize these people...
1932
01:38:17,272 --> 01:38:20,074
They're gonna live in the biggest houses
of anyone on the unemployment line.
1933
01:38:20,075 --> 01:38:24,380
Is to acknowledge them. Acknowledge
them and the Apple II during this launch.
1934
01:38:24,381 --> 01:38:25,948
This is a new animal.
1935
01:38:25,949 --> 01:38:30,085
This whole place was built by the Apple
II. You were built by the Apple II.
1936
01:38:30,086 --> 01:38:33,154
As a matter of fact, I was destroyed
by the Apple II and its open system
1937
01:38:33,155 --> 01:38:35,024
so that hackers and hobbyists
1938
01:38:35,025 --> 01:38:38,493
could build ham radios or something.
1939
01:38:38,494 --> 01:38:40,295
And then it nearly destroyed Apple
1940
01:38:40,296 --> 01:38:42,331
when you spent all your money on it
1941
01:38:42,332 --> 01:38:45,600
and developed a grand
total of no new products.
1942
01:38:45,601 --> 01:38:47,569
- The Newton.
- The little box of garbage.
1943
01:38:47,570 --> 01:38:51,675
You guys came up with the Newton.
You want people to know that?
1944
01:38:53,575 --> 01:38:57,046
This is a product launch, not a luncheon.
1945
01:38:57,047 --> 01:38:59,148
The last thing I want to
do is connect the iMac to...
1946
01:38:59,149 --> 01:39:02,117
WOZNIAK: To the only successful
product that this company has ever made.
1947
01:39:02,118 --> 01:39:05,554
I'm sorry to be blunt, but
that happens to be the truth.
1948
01:39:05,555 --> 01:39:09,524
The Lisa was a failure.
The Macintosh was a failure.
1949
01:39:09,525 --> 01:39:11,592
I don't like talking like this,
1950
01:39:11,593 --> 01:39:16,331
but I am tired of being
Ringo when I know I was John.
1951
01:39:16,332 --> 01:39:17,733
Everybody loves Ringo.
1952
01:39:17,734 --> 01:39:20,803
And I'm tired of being patronized by you.
1953
01:39:22,605 --> 01:39:25,239
You think John became John
by winning a raffle, Woz?
1954
01:39:25,240 --> 01:39:26,608
You think he tricked somebody
1955
01:39:26,609 --> 01:39:29,211
or hit George Harrison over the head?
1956
01:39:29,212 --> 01:39:31,145
He was John because he was John.
1957
01:39:31,146 --> 01:39:35,484
He was John 'cause he wrote "Ticket
to Ride." And I wrote the Apple II.
1958
01:39:35,485 --> 01:39:39,022
- Everybody? I want to clear the auditorium.
- Nobody moves.
1959
01:39:41,356 --> 01:39:43,192
You made a beautiful board,
1960
01:39:43,193 --> 01:39:45,327
which, by the way, you were
willing to give out for free,
1961
01:39:45,328 --> 01:39:47,395
so don't tell me how you built Apple.
1962
01:39:47,396 --> 01:39:49,797
If it weren't for me, you'd be the
easiest "A" at Homestead High School.
1963
01:39:49,798 --> 01:39:54,103
These people live and die by your
praise, so here's your chance.
1964
01:39:54,104 --> 01:39:59,141
Acknowledge that something good happened
that you weren't in the room for.
1965
01:40:02,278 --> 01:40:04,512
- No.
- Steve.
1966
01:40:04,513 --> 01:40:09,084
Do it. It's right. It's...
1967
01:40:10,720 --> 01:40:12,253
It's right.
1968
01:40:12,254 --> 01:40:14,389
Sorry, but no.
1969
01:40:14,390 --> 01:40:17,792
Then let me put it another way.
1970
01:40:17,793 --> 01:40:20,695
I don't think there's a man
who's done more to advance
1971
01:40:20,696 --> 01:40:24,233
the democratization that comes
with personal computing than I have,
1972
01:40:24,234 --> 01:40:25,801
but you've never had any respect for me.
1973
01:40:25,802 --> 01:40:27,904
Now why is that?
1974
01:40:29,172 --> 01:40:30,538
I'd at least consider the possibility
1975
01:40:30,539 --> 01:40:32,573
that it's because you've
never had any for me.
1976
01:40:32,574 --> 01:40:34,877
(DOOR OPENS)
1977
01:40:34,878 --> 01:40:36,612
What the hell is going on here?
1978
01:40:36,613 --> 01:40:40,083
Nothing. Thank you for your time.
1979
01:40:43,586 --> 01:40:46,688
It's done. She's coming back.
1980
01:40:46,689 --> 01:40:49,258
You came a half-inch from putting
this company out of business.
1981
01:40:50,827 --> 01:40:53,062
Now who do I see about that?
1982
01:40:54,196 --> 01:40:56,398
I'm letting you keep your job.
1983
01:40:56,399 --> 01:40:58,802
You get a pass.
1984
01:41:01,303 --> 01:41:02,703
You know, when people used to ask me
1985
01:41:02,704 --> 01:41:05,274
what the difference was
between me and Steve Jobs,
1986
01:41:05,275 --> 01:41:08,377
I would say Steve was the big-picture guy
1987
01:41:08,378 --> 01:41:10,311
and I liked a solid workbench.
1988
01:41:10,312 --> 01:41:12,314
When people ask me what
the difference is now,
1989
01:41:12,315 --> 01:41:14,750
I say "Steve's an asshole."
1990
01:41:14,751 --> 01:41:17,552
Your products are better
than you are, brother.
1991
01:41:17,553 --> 01:41:20,521
That's the idea, brother.
1992
01:41:20,522 --> 01:41:24,359
And knowing that, that's the difference.
1993
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:27,362
It's not binary.
1994
01:41:27,363 --> 01:41:30,934
You can be decent and
gifted at the same time.
1995
01:41:52,622 --> 01:41:54,756
JOANNA: He didn't mean it.
1996
01:41:54,757 --> 01:41:56,860
Yeah, he did.
1997
01:41:59,329 --> 01:42:01,297
He's a temperamental guy.
1998
01:42:02,498 --> 01:42:04,200
No, he's not.
1999
01:42:07,770 --> 01:42:11,405
(SCOFFS) It's like five
minutes before every launch,
2000
01:42:11,406 --> 01:42:15,577
everyone goes to a bar, gets drunk
and tells me what they really think.
2001
01:42:15,578 --> 01:42:18,314
- (SIGHS)
- She's coming to your dressing room.
2002
01:42:28,925 --> 01:42:31,326
JOANNA: I told you to make
things all right with Lisa.
2003
01:42:31,327 --> 01:42:34,630
I didn't say you had to settle
every blood feud you have.
2004
01:42:34,631 --> 01:42:38,667
STEVE: Last time blood feuds weren't
settled, I lost the cover of Time.
2005
01:42:38,668 --> 01:42:42,371
Though for the life of me, I still don't know
what the hell Dan Kottke was mad at me about.
2006
01:42:42,372 --> 01:42:45,039
- Kottke didn't lose you the cover of Time.
- Of course he did.
2007
01:42:45,040 --> 01:42:47,676
Would you like me to demonstrate
your capacity to be wrong
2008
01:42:47,677 --> 01:42:49,278
when you're certain you're right?
2009
01:42:49,279 --> 01:42:51,747
Dan Kottke told Time
magazine that I was denying...
2010
01:42:51,748 --> 01:42:53,515
Do you remember the cover?
2011
01:42:53,516 --> 01:42:55,050
- Of Time?
- Yes.
2012
01:42:55,051 --> 01:42:56,818
- Yes.
- What was it?
2013
01:42:56,819 --> 01:42:58,886
- What are you talking about?
- What was on the cover?
2014
01:42:58,887 --> 01:43:00,488
- A computer.
- No.
2015
01:43:00,489 --> 01:43:02,890
It was a sculpture of a computer.
2016
01:43:02,891 --> 01:43:05,461
It was a sculpture.
2017
01:43:06,596 --> 01:43:09,765
Time would have had to have
commissioned it months in advance.
2018
01:43:09,766 --> 01:43:11,966
You were never in the
conversation for Man of the Year.
2019
01:43:11,967 --> 01:43:13,668
Nobody lost you anything.
2020
01:43:13,669 --> 01:43:15,537
STEVE'S VOICE: Picture
of me and the Mac.
2021
01:43:15,538 --> 01:43:18,573
So what else are you sure about?
2022
01:43:18,574 --> 01:43:21,475
I don't know how I could've missed that.
2023
01:43:21,476 --> 01:43:23,511
- Reality distortion.
- No, seriously.
2024
01:43:23,512 --> 01:43:24,712
Seriously.
2025
01:43:24,713 --> 01:43:27,515
Don't try to win an argument with Lisa.
2026
01:43:27,516 --> 01:43:30,652
- Just say you were wrong.
- (KNOCKING)
2027
01:43:30,653 --> 01:43:32,756
Come on in, honey.
2028
01:43:33,789 --> 01:43:36,324
- It's not "honey."
- John.
2029
01:43:36,325 --> 01:43:38,527
Get in. Get in. Get out of the hall.
2030
01:43:38,528 --> 01:43:39,961
I was taken in a side entrance.
2031
01:43:39,962 --> 01:43:41,863
I'll go out the same
way. No one will see me.
2032
01:43:41,864 --> 01:43:44,466
- How are you, Joanna?
- I'm good, John.
2033
01:43:44,467 --> 01:43:47,002
I'm just surprised to see you.
2034
01:43:47,003 --> 01:43:49,604
Everyone here really appreciates
the quote you gave to Forbes.
2035
01:43:49,605 --> 01:43:52,407
- You didn't have to do that.
- My pleasure.
2036
01:43:52,408 --> 01:43:55,444
JOANNA: If you want, I can slip you in
the back once the house lights go out.
2037
01:43:55,445 --> 01:43:58,448
- JOHN: I'm just here to say "good luck."
- Okay.
2038
01:43:59,815 --> 01:44:01,817
You just have a couple of minutes.
2039
01:44:01,818 --> 01:44:04,154
- Would you try to find...
- Yeah.
2040
01:44:08,357 --> 01:44:10,459
You're a good man, John.
2041
01:44:12,028 --> 01:44:14,430
(DOOR OPENS)
2042
01:44:16,466 --> 01:44:18,401
(DOOR CLOSES)
2043
01:44:22,805 --> 01:44:25,940
So I brought you a present.
2044
01:44:25,941 --> 01:44:27,609
STEVE: A Newton.
2045
01:44:27,610 --> 01:44:33,414
Don't take it out of the box, you'll be able
to sell it, which is more than I can say.
2046
01:44:33,415 --> 01:44:35,384
Everything all right there?
2047
01:44:35,385 --> 01:44:37,652
Uh, no... (CLEARS THROAT)
2048
01:44:37,653 --> 01:44:40,654
Just something Joanna pointed out to me.
2049
01:44:40,655 --> 01:44:43,925
I missed something so obvious about...
2050
01:44:43,926 --> 01:44:45,528
Doesn't matter.
2051
01:44:47,529 --> 01:44:50,998
Look, Wall Street's gonna sit back
and wait to see how you do as CEO,
2052
01:44:50,999 --> 01:44:53,868
so don't let any fluctuation
bother you for the first 12 months.
2053
01:44:53,869 --> 01:44:56,372
Day traders are gonna respond.
2054
01:44:57,406 --> 01:44:59,309
I don't need to school you.
2055
01:45:00,543 --> 01:45:02,743
This your way of telling me I
shouldn't have killed the Newton?
2056
01:45:02,744 --> 01:45:07,181
The most efficient animal
on the planet is the condor.
2057
01:45:07,182 --> 01:45:09,984
The most inefficient animals
on the planet are humans.
2058
01:45:09,985 --> 01:45:12,753
(CHUCKLES) Well, you shouldn't
have killed it for spite.
2059
01:45:12,754 --> 01:45:16,190
That's bad business. Don't do that.
2060
01:45:16,191 --> 01:45:21,563
But a human with a bicycle
becomes the most efficient animal.
2061
01:45:21,564 --> 01:45:23,698
And the right computer...
2062
01:45:23,699 --> 01:45:26,501
a friendly, easy computer
that isn't an eyesore
2063
01:45:26,502 --> 01:45:30,971
but rather sits on your desk with
the beauty of a Tensor lamp...
2064
01:45:30,972 --> 01:45:35,976
The right computer will
be a bicycle for the mind.
2065
01:45:35,977 --> 01:45:38,579
Do you like it?
2066
01:45:38,580 --> 01:45:40,981
I was giving back.
2067
01:45:40,982 --> 01:45:45,119
And what if instead of it
being in the right hands,
2068
01:45:45,120 --> 01:45:47,189
it was in everyone's hands?
2069
01:45:47,190 --> 01:45:49,292
Everyone in the world.
2070
01:45:50,793 --> 01:45:53,862
JOHN: We'd be talking about the most
tectonic shift in the status quo since...
2071
01:45:53,863 --> 01:45:55,264
Ever.
2072
01:45:55,265 --> 01:45:58,466
I don't know why you've always been
interested in my adoption history,
2073
01:45:58,467 --> 01:46:02,503
but you said it's not like someone
looked at me and gave me back.
2074
01:46:02,504 --> 01:46:03,939
But that is what happened.
2075
01:46:03,940 --> 01:46:06,476
And you're telling me you
have the right computer.
2076
01:46:07,577 --> 01:46:09,877
It's called Macintosh.
2077
01:46:09,878 --> 01:46:12,613
A lawyer couple adopted me first,
2078
01:46:12,614 --> 01:46:15,116
then gave me back after a month.
2079
01:46:15,117 --> 01:46:17,287
They changed their mind.
2080
01:46:18,887 --> 01:46:21,590
Then my parents adopted me.
2081
01:46:21,591 --> 01:46:24,158
My biological mother had
stipulated that whoever took me
2082
01:46:24,159 --> 01:46:27,695
had to be college-educated,
wealthy and Catholic.
2083
01:46:27,696 --> 01:46:30,231
Paul and Clara Jobs were
none of those things,
2084
01:46:30,232 --> 01:46:34,668
so my biological mother wouldn't
sign the adoption papers.
2085
01:46:34,669 --> 01:46:35,970
What happened?
2086
01:46:35,971 --> 01:46:39,507
There was a legal battle
that went on for a while.
2087
01:46:39,508 --> 01:46:42,777
My mother said she refused
to love me for the first year.
2088
01:46:42,778 --> 01:46:44,712
You know, in case they had to give me back.
2089
01:46:44,713 --> 01:46:47,716
You can't refuse to love someone, Steve.
2090
01:46:47,717 --> 01:46:50,585
Yeah, it turns out you can.
2091
01:46:50,586 --> 01:46:54,722
What the hell can a one-month-old do
that's so bad his parents give him back?
2092
01:46:54,723 --> 01:46:57,658
Nothing. There's nothing
a one-month-old can do...
2093
01:46:57,659 --> 01:47:00,929
Have you ever thought about trying
to find your biological father?
2094
01:47:00,930 --> 01:47:02,631
I've met my biological father.
2095
01:47:02,632 --> 01:47:04,500
For that matter, so have you.
2096
01:47:07,136 --> 01:47:08,970
It's called Macintosh.
2097
01:47:08,971 --> 01:47:11,640
- Mr. Steve Jobs.
- Jandali.
2098
01:47:11,641 --> 01:47:13,108
Say hello to John Sculley.
2099
01:47:13,109 --> 01:47:16,677
Jandali owns the place,
and John's the CEO of Pepsi,
2100
01:47:16,678 --> 01:47:20,282
but I'm trying to get him to move to
Cupertino, put a dent in the universe.
2101
01:47:20,283 --> 01:47:22,082
You eat vegan as well?
2102
01:47:22,083 --> 01:47:23,685
You're kidding me.
2103
01:47:23,686 --> 01:47:25,287
No, I'll eat anything.
2104
01:47:25,288 --> 01:47:29,256
Why don't you start off with the Mediterranean
lettuce salad with purslane, mint...
2105
01:47:29,257 --> 01:47:33,161
My sister found him.
2106
01:47:33,162 --> 01:47:35,564
- Does he know?
- No. In fact, he bragged to Mona
2107
01:47:35,565 --> 01:47:37,899
that Steve Jobs comes in
the restaurant all the time.
2108
01:47:37,900 --> 01:47:40,835
- You don't want to...
- No.
2109
01:47:40,836 --> 01:47:43,740
JOHN: Don't you think
you should talk to him?
2110
01:47:45,106 --> 01:47:48,109
He'd probably find a reason to sue me.
2111
01:47:48,110 --> 01:47:50,612
Oh, Steve...
2112
01:47:50,613 --> 01:47:53,715
John, if you're here about your legacy,
2113
01:47:53,716 --> 01:47:55,350
you need to form a line behind Wozniak.
2114
01:47:55,351 --> 01:47:57,618
(SIGHS) Wozniak's gonna be fine.
2115
01:47:57,619 --> 01:48:00,822
I'm the guy who fired Steve Jobs.
2116
01:48:00,823 --> 01:48:03,958
Rich, college-educated and Catholic.
2117
01:48:03,959 --> 01:48:08,230
- (KNOCKS)
- Steve? It's time.
2118
01:48:11,100 --> 01:48:14,470
(SMACKS LIPS) I've gotta go.
2119
01:48:16,672 --> 01:48:20,276
Did I do this? Screw it up?
2120
01:48:23,145 --> 01:48:25,281
Let's let it go now.
2121
01:48:26,748 --> 01:48:28,650
Has to be time.
2122
01:48:33,122 --> 01:48:35,658
Come be our CEO.
2123
01:48:36,891 --> 01:48:38,794
Yeah. Okay.
2124
01:48:39,829 --> 01:48:43,266
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2125
01:48:47,235 --> 01:48:50,771
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- It was the stylus, John.
2126
01:48:50,772 --> 01:48:54,842
- What?
- I killed the Newton because of the stylus.
2127
01:48:54,843 --> 01:48:58,681
If you're holding a stylus, you can't use the
other five that are attached to your wrist.
2128
01:49:02,184 --> 01:49:04,387
Things we could have done together.
2129
01:49:09,725 --> 01:49:12,294
God, the things we could've done.
2130
01:49:28,677 --> 01:49:30,144
I'm paying your tuition.
2131
01:49:30,145 --> 01:49:32,346
Are you crazy? Of course
I'm paying your tuition.
2132
01:49:32,347 --> 01:49:35,884
I must have misunderstood you when
you said you weren't paying my tuition.
2133
01:49:35,885 --> 01:49:38,353
You and your mom selling the
house was a hostile thing to do.
2134
01:49:38,354 --> 01:49:40,154
She needed the money.
2135
01:49:40,155 --> 01:49:41,956
She always needs the money.
2136
01:49:41,957 --> 01:49:46,027
She needs a doctor. She
has a sinus infection.
2137
01:49:46,028 --> 01:49:49,898
She's had the same sinus
infection since 1988.
2138
01:49:49,899 --> 01:49:53,100
I'm gonna take care of my mother.
I'm sorry if that angers you.
2139
01:49:53,101 --> 01:49:54,969
It does anger me, because you're a kid
2140
01:49:54,970 --> 01:49:57,305
and it's not your job to
take care of your mother.
2141
01:49:57,306 --> 01:49:59,340
Is that how yours died?
2142
01:49:59,341 --> 01:50:03,377
Guys, step away, please,
and give them some room.
2143
01:50:03,378 --> 01:50:06,381
When your mom is 90 and can't feed herself,
2144
01:50:06,382 --> 01:50:07,716
you can take care of her.
2145
01:50:07,717 --> 01:50:13,220
But right now, she's 45, perfectly
healthy and can't feed herself.
2146
01:50:13,221 --> 01:50:16,424
You're supposed to work hard at
school and be 19, and that's it.
2147
01:50:16,425 --> 01:50:19,394
- I'll take care of your mother.
- Keep up the good work.
2148
01:50:19,395 --> 01:50:21,996
- What the hell do you want from me?
- I was sent for.
2149
01:50:21,997 --> 01:50:24,733
I bought her a house for $400,000.
2150
01:50:24,734 --> 01:50:26,467
It's worth twice that much today.
2151
01:50:26,468 --> 01:50:28,936
She sold it for two magic
rocks and a bowl of soup.
2152
01:50:28,937 --> 01:50:30,371
It was her house.
2153
01:50:30,372 --> 01:50:32,172
She used that money to
travel through Europe.
2154
01:50:32,173 --> 01:50:34,007
Money which you make her beg for.
2155
01:50:34,008 --> 01:50:36,144
- Steve...
- Don't even start with that.
2156
01:50:36,145 --> 01:50:38,179
Going to Andy and asking for the money?
2157
01:50:38,180 --> 01:50:40,014
That was so off-the-charts
over the line...
2158
01:50:40,015 --> 01:50:43,283
I did not do that. Andy came to me.
2159
01:50:43,284 --> 01:50:46,320
Everybody have an opinion on this?
2160
01:50:46,321 --> 01:50:49,858
I'm sorry, guys. In 30 seconds,
you're going to be late.
2161
01:50:49,859 --> 01:50:53,761
She spends the money on antiques and then
sells them for a fraction of what she paid,
2162
01:50:53,762 --> 01:50:55,963
and she does it with money
I gave to her for you.
2163
01:50:55,964 --> 01:50:57,364
Steve...
2164
01:50:57,365 --> 01:50:59,266
You came to me hysterical when you were 13,
2165
01:50:59,267 --> 01:51:01,168
- asking if you could live with me...
- I was not hysterical.
2166
01:51:01,169 --> 01:51:02,903
Because your mom was
screaming at you every day.
2167
01:51:02,904 --> 01:51:05,038
Thirteen was the second time I asked you.
2168
01:51:05,039 --> 01:51:06,774
The stress of her life
as a spiritual healer.
2169
01:51:06,775 --> 01:51:10,912
I don't believe I said you're a
bad guy. But if I did, I'm sorry.
2170
01:51:14,048 --> 01:51:16,518
Hey. Something happened to you at school,
2171
01:51:16,519 --> 01:51:21,922
some first semester core class that
all freshmen are required to take...
2172
01:51:21,923 --> 01:51:24,792
- I read Time.
- What?
2173
01:51:24,793 --> 01:51:28,395
I have Internet access at school.
I read an old copy of Time,
2174
01:51:28,396 --> 01:51:32,199
and I asked my mom some
questions about my family history.
2175
01:51:32,200 --> 01:51:33,967
That was...
2176
01:51:33,968 --> 01:51:36,069
Time wrote a
mangled piece of journal.
2177
01:51:36,070 --> 01:51:37,471
You were never supposed to read that.
2178
01:51:37,472 --> 01:51:39,974
I had two different Harvard statisticians
2179
01:51:39,975 --> 01:51:42,577
try to reverse-engineer the
equation that you came up with
2180
01:51:42,578 --> 01:51:46,346
to prove that 28% of American
men could be my father.
2181
01:51:46,347 --> 01:51:47,748
Honey, I...
2182
01:51:47,749 --> 01:51:51,552
You know, my mother might be a
troubled woman, but what's your excuse?
2183
01:51:51,553 --> 01:51:55,155
That's why I'm not impressed
with your story, Dad.
2184
01:51:55,156 --> 01:51:57,225
It's that you knew what
I was going through,
2185
01:51:57,226 --> 01:51:59,194
and you didn't do anything about it,
2186
01:51:59,195 --> 01:52:02,932
and that makes you an
unconscionable coward.
2187
01:52:04,499 --> 01:52:06,835
And not for nothing, but
"think" is a verb, all right,
2188
01:52:06,836 --> 01:52:08,235
making "different" an adverb.
2189
01:52:08,236 --> 01:52:10,204
You're asking people to think differently.
2190
01:52:10,205 --> 01:52:12,006
And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement
2191
01:52:12,007 --> 01:52:14,007
and Braun and "Simplicity
is sophistication"
2192
01:52:14,008 --> 01:52:17,345
and Issey Miyake uniforms and
Bob Dylan lyrics all you want,
2193
01:52:17,346 --> 01:52:22,051
but that thing looks like
Judy Jetson's Easy-Bake oven.
2194
01:52:26,955 --> 01:52:29,424
(EXHALES)
2195
01:52:29,425 --> 01:52:32,828
(APPLAUSE)
2196
01:52:41,270 --> 01:52:42,436
Hey.
2197
01:52:42,437 --> 01:52:45,038
(STAMMERS) You're gonna start late.
2198
01:52:45,039 --> 01:52:47,242
- You know what Lisa stood for?
- What?
2199
01:52:47,243 --> 01:52:49,444
The computer. The Lisa.
You know what it stood for?
2200
01:52:49,445 --> 01:52:52,579
I'm sorry I said that about the
iMac. It's not what I really think.
2201
01:52:52,580 --> 01:52:56,583
Behind my back, at the office,
you know what it stood for?
2202
01:52:56,584 --> 01:53:00,153
Local Integrated System
Architecture. I was five.
2203
01:53:00,154 --> 01:53:02,857
- Why couldn't you just lie?
- I did.
2204
01:53:03,892 --> 01:53:06,127
Of course it was named after you.
2205
01:53:06,128 --> 01:53:11,032
Local Integrated System Architecture
doesn't even mean anything.
2206
01:53:11,033 --> 01:53:13,968
Why'd you say it wasn't all those years?
2207
01:53:15,971 --> 01:53:17,873
I honestly don't know.
2208
01:53:20,175 --> 01:53:22,645
Why'd you say you weren't my father?
2209
01:53:25,980 --> 01:53:28,050
I'm poorly made.
2210
01:53:35,556 --> 01:53:39,094
- It's after 9:00. You're gonna be late.
- I don't care.
2211
01:53:44,266 --> 01:53:46,367
- You're writing for the Crimson.
- What?
2212
01:53:46,368 --> 01:53:48,435
The Apple chapter of the
Harvard Alumni Association
2213
01:53:48,436 --> 01:53:50,270
tells me you're writing
for the Crimson.
2214
01:53:50,271 --> 01:53:53,942
Oh. Yeah, a little bit. Essays.
2215
01:53:53,943 --> 01:53:56,711
- I'd like to read one.
- Sure.
2216
01:53:56,712 --> 01:53:59,180
No, I mean now. I'd like to
read one of your essays now.
2217
01:53:59,181 --> 01:54:01,617
Come on. You've got to go on stage.
2218
01:54:03,217 --> 01:54:06,220
The iMac will not be launched until
you give me one of your essays,
2219
01:54:06,221 --> 01:54:09,892
so the world is waiting for you.
2220
01:54:16,498 --> 01:54:19,533
JOANNA: I'm really sorry, guys.
2221
01:54:19,534 --> 01:54:21,102
Good luck.
2222
01:54:34,048 --> 01:54:35,616
I'm gonna put music in your pocket.
2223
01:54:35,617 --> 01:54:37,720
What?
2224
01:54:39,520 --> 01:54:43,690
Hundred songs. A thousand songs. 500 songs.
2225
01:54:43,691 --> 01:54:48,061
Somewhere between 500 and a
thousand songs right in your pocket,
2226
01:54:48,062 --> 01:54:51,399
'cause I can't stand looking at
that inexplicable Walkman anymore.
2227
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:53,667
You're carrying around a
brick playing cassette tape.
2228
01:54:53,668 --> 01:54:55,536
We're not savages.
2229
01:54:55,537 --> 01:54:58,706
So I'm gonna put a thousand
songs in your pocket.
2230
01:54:58,707 --> 01:55:01,341
- You can do that?
- Mm-hmm.
2231
01:55:01,342 --> 01:55:04,444
(MAN) ♪ We'd get
soaked right through ♪
2232
01:55:04,445 --> 01:55:10,318
♪ We used to tell them
I was staying at yours ♪
2233
01:55:10,319 --> 01:55:12,153
♪ Sheltered in our own world ♪
2234
01:55:12,154 --> 01:55:14,123
You want to watch from backstage?
2235
01:55:15,623 --> 01:55:17,792
Okay.
2236
01:55:17,793 --> 01:55:20,896
♪♪ (VOCALIZING)
2237
01:55:29,171 --> 01:55:33,707
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2238
01:55:33,708 --> 01:55:34,708
Go cue one.
2239
01:55:34,709 --> 01:55:38,246
- ♪ We were only kids then ♪
- (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
2240
01:55:38,247 --> 01:55:40,850
(MAN ON SPEAKERS, INDISTINCT)
2241
01:55:43,052 --> 01:55:45,787
♪ Loving woman, loving man ♪
2242
01:55:45,788 --> 01:55:49,959
♪ Here for you, doing
the best we can ♪
2243
01:55:52,261 --> 01:55:55,430
♪ Hard to figure, hard to bear ♪
2244
01:55:55,431 --> 01:55:59,101
♪ Hard to think knowing
how much you care ♪
2245
01:56:00,202 --> 01:56:04,704
♪ It's the strangest thing
through thick and thin ♪
2246
01:56:04,705 --> 01:56:08,843
♪ All this time kept
the promise you made ♪
2247
01:56:10,579 --> 01:56:13,847
♪ If you're telling,
I'll be told ♪
2248
01:56:13,848 --> 01:56:18,753
♪ I'll come running and be
there as soon as I can ♪
2249
01:56:21,722 --> 01:56:28,496
♪ Outside of the window,
I was stuck on you ♪
2250
01:56:28,497 --> 01:56:31,364
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2251
01:56:31,365 --> 01:56:33,134
♪ I was staying at yours ♪
2252
01:56:33,135 --> 01:56:35,870
You remember that painting
you did on the original Mac?
2253
01:56:38,539 --> 01:56:40,208
I do.
2254
01:56:41,642 --> 01:56:44,145
(MAN ON SPEAKERS)
Ladies and gentlemen,
2255
01:56:45,747 --> 01:56:47,883
Steve Jobs.
2256
01:56:54,890 --> 01:56:58,260
♪♪ (CONTINUES)
2257
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:11,172
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2258
01:57:12,540 --> 01:57:16,177
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2259
01:57:18,680 --> 01:57:25,153
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2260
01:57:25,154 --> 01:57:28,155
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2261
01:57:28,156 --> 01:57:29,289
Woz.
2262
01:57:29,290 --> 01:57:32,760
♪ But that night we knew ♪
2263
01:57:32,761 --> 01:57:34,330
Whoo!
2264
01:57:56,784 --> 01:57:59,821
♪♪ (CONTINUES)
2265
01:58:09,330 --> 01:58:11,132
♪♪ (ENDS)
2266
01:58:15,971 --> 01:58:20,976
♪♪ (ACOUSTIC GUITAR INTRO)
2267
01:58:25,247 --> 01:58:29,649
(BOB DYLAN) ♪ 'Twas in another
lifetime, one of toil and blood ♪
2268
01:58:29,650 --> 01:58:34,221
♪ When blackness was a virtue,
the road was full of mud ♪
2269
01:58:34,222 --> 01:58:38,492
♪ I came in from the wilderness,
a creature void of form ♪
2270
01:58:38,493 --> 01:58:43,132
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2271
01:58:51,239 --> 01:58:55,609
♪ And if I pass this way
again, you can rest assured ♪
2272
01:58:55,610 --> 01:58:57,444
♪ I'll always do
my best for her ♪
2273
01:58:57,445 --> 01:58:59,713
♪ On that, I give my word ♪
2274
01:58:59,714 --> 01:59:01,481
♪ In a world of
steel-eyed death ♪
2275
01:59:01,482 --> 01:59:04,252
♪ And men who are
fighting to be warm ♪
2276
01:59:04,253 --> 01:59:09,024
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2277
01:59:12,961 --> 01:59:15,363
♪ Not a word was
spoke between us ♪
2278
01:59:15,364 --> 01:59:18,265
♪ There was little
risk involved ♪
2279
01:59:18,266 --> 01:59:22,536
♪ Everything up to that point
had been left unresolved ♪
2280
01:59:22,537 --> 01:59:26,340
♪ Try imagining a place where
it's always safe and warm ♪
2281
01:59:26,341 --> 01:59:31,180
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2282
01:59:39,887 --> 01:59:42,590
♪ I was burned out
from exhaustion ♪
2283
01:59:42,591 --> 01:59:44,925
♪ Buried in the hail ♪
2284
01:59:44,926 --> 01:59:49,296
♪ Poisoned in the bushes
and blown out on the trail ♪
2285
01:59:49,297 --> 01:59:53,434
♪ Hunted like a crocodile,
ravaged in the corn ♪
2286
01:59:53,435 --> 01:59:58,073
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2287
02:00:05,913 --> 02:00:09,984
♪ Suddenly I turned around
and she was standing there ♪
2288
02:00:09,985 --> 02:00:14,454
♪ With silver bracelets on her
wrists and flowers in her hair ♪
2289
02:00:14,455 --> 02:00:16,623
♪ She walked up to
me so gracefully ♪
2290
02:00:16,624 --> 02:00:18,725
♪ And took my crown of thorns ♪
2291
02:00:18,726 --> 02:00:23,431
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2292
02:00:31,006 --> 02:00:33,373
♪ Now there's a
wall between us ♪
2293
02:00:33,374 --> 02:00:35,542
♪ Something there's been lost ♪
2294
02:00:35,543 --> 02:00:39,880
♪ I took too much for granted,
I got my signals crossed ♪
2295
02:00:39,881 --> 02:00:44,385
♪ Just to think that it all
began on an uneventful morn ♪
2296
02:00:44,386 --> 02:00:49,124
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2297
02:00:56,131 --> 02:00:58,631
♪ Well, the deputy
walks on hard nails ♪
2298
02:00:58,632 --> 02:01:00,935
♪ And the preacher
rides a mount ♪
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02:01:00,936 --> 02:01:02,869
♪ But nothing really
matters much ♪
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02:01:02,870 --> 02:01:04,971
♪ It's doom alone that counts ♪
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02:01:04,972 --> 02:01:09,443
♪ And the one-eyed undertaker,
he blows a futile horn ♪
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02:01:09,444 --> 02:01:14,283
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
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02:01:22,056 --> 02:01:26,560
♪ I've heard newborn babies
wailing like a mourning dove ♪
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02:01:26,561 --> 02:01:30,663
♪ And old men with broken
teeth stranded without love ♪
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02:01:30,664 --> 02:01:32,600
♪ Do I understand
your question, man? ♪
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02:01:32,601 --> 02:01:35,069
♪ Is it hopeless and forlorn? ♪
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02:01:35,070 --> 02:01:39,607
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
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02:01:41,575 --> 02:01:44,613
♪♪ (HARMONICA)
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02:02:08,570 --> 02:02:11,340
♪♪ (ENDS)
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02:02:11,364 --> 02:02:19,364
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