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“So many dreams and so many stories, fill the eyes with happiness.”

“My heart wanted to see all of them, so it ran to get a USA visa.”

“After finishing the jail called the school, writing the EMCET exams, BTech has sucked our blood like a vampire.”

“After climbing the stairs in Ameerpet and finally getting on to the flight after so many difficulties, we landed as a techie.”

“Dreaming of not having any more difficulties, after we come to the US on our wings.”

“We come to know, boss, that the whole globe is full of nuisance.”

Vikram, I sent you an email about the Australian project details for approval.

I’ll check it. - Okay.

Isn’t it a risk to invest a hundred billion dollars in Australia?

Another sad joke on WhatsApp, is it?

If we have to improve our business than we cannot avoid certain risks.

Dude, we are in America.

We are earning 60,000 crore rupees per annum. Think like Americans.

Hello, Nadella, Sir. I was just about to call you.

Are you coming to the meeting?

Yes. We are on our way. 20 minutes

After the meeting, we will go for lunch. -Definitely, sir. Okay.

Okay, bye. -Thank you.

We buy a lot of Microsoft products. Ask him for some discount.

Vicky! -Yes, tell me, brother.

Why did you take such a long time to answer the phone?

Tell me, brother.

Nothing much, have you seen Facebook? -No, I haven’t, brother.

Don’t you guys see your facebook as soon as you get up?

Anyway, they spoke highly about you on the TV

I felt so excited and happy when I uploaded it on Facebook.

If you had seen it, I would have felt very happy.

Okay, I will have a look, brother.

The other day, I met Singapore Team in Vijayawada. The project is a thousand crores

A thousand crores?

Why are you so stunned? All Singaporean projects are above a thousand crores.

Brother, we have already invested five hundred crores, know?

Hey, you...it’s just five hundred crores.

They say that Americans make hundreds and thousands of crores again and again on TV.

You cannot invest a thousand crores?

They may keep saying that but we will do this another time.

I had to beg the Minister to give us a project here.

Brother, how much is the Minister’s commission?

In India, there is no black corruption anymore

Only white corruption

From our share, if we can give some to the Minister’s family and his appointed staff, its enough.

Everything else is ours. That’s it.

Do we have to convert out white money into black money and give them lakhs of rupees?

Why do we need to do all this?

You may be an NRI from America, but you are born and brought up here in India.

How can you forget the customs?

If we invest in India, the ministers benefit from it. What will we get, brother?

Shyam, even though you have gone to America and are earning in crores, your attitude hasn’t changed a bit.

Brother, we are going to meet Nadella now. We’ll talk later.

Okay.

Guys, let’s finish our projects fast. Last year we made a thousand crores.

This year we make two thousand crores. Next year, three thousand crores.

This guy has gone from a hundred crores to thousands of crores. Vicky?

You asked me to wake you up at 7 am, know.

Hey, I had a super dream

MP project was a success

Oogle.com and a super limo

we were all in suits.

Amazing it was.

What food did we have?

SF buildings, limo...there was no food

A dream without food is a waste.

Hey, what is the situation of my room?

I gave you Santosh’s number. Did you call him?

Why don’t you call him?

If you want, you could come to my office for lunch.

There’s biryani.

Hey, that was made two weeks ago!

I smelt it. It seems fine

Aren’t you going to office?

Office? Who goes that early?

Good morning, Bay Area. You are listening to 92.7 Big FM.

For those of you stuck in traffic, here’s some good news.

We are with Mr. Murthy. Mr. Murthy doesn’t need any introduction.

Thanks for joining us, Mr. Murthy.

If you would like to talk to Mr. Murthy, call us at 888-5800-8888.

Hello to all those in the Bay Area.

Sir, you helped many people get married and buy houses.

How will the coming days be for the Telugu people staying in the US?

Jupiter is strong for the Americans.

That is why companies like Apple and Google are getting good profits.

If Mercury's position changes then there may be some issues.

At present, Saturn and Trump are looking with crooked eyes.

Let’s take a phone call. Hello, please talk.

Hello, Mr. Murthy? -Tell me, dear.

My name is Vijitha.

I lost my job three months ago.

My husband says that I will not find a job and that I’m not capable of anything.

Vijitha, Saturn and your husband are quite active at the moment. His behaviour will ease up in a few days.

What do I do now?

Change your resume a bit.

Doesn’t mean write about things you haven’t done.

Change it a bit and apply for nine jobs each day.

On Monday apply for eighteen jobs.

If you do this for a couple of months, then Saturn’s influence will lessen and you will find a job

If you have any doubts, call me on Skype and we can talk.

Okay, thanks

Next call. Hello?

Hello. Your name? -My name is Shyam.

Oh, good morning.

Good morning.

Do you want to talk to Mr. Murthy?

Yes, I wanted to talk to Mr. Murthy.

Oh, please go ahead.

Are you well, Mr. Shyam?

I’m, good. How are you?

If I wasn’t good, will I be able to come on 92.7 Big FM?

From your name I can tell you that you are in a good job and have good future planning.

But, you have been waiting for a wish to be fulfilled from the last few months.

Yes, sir.

This is happening because some of the planets in your astrological charts haven’t been in your favour.

So, no problem. I will solve all that.

Can you connect with me on Skype once?

I will tell you all the information you need.

Very simple remedy. There is no problem. Whatever you wish for will come to pass.

Okay? -Okay, sir.

Mr. Murthy, what other kinds of issues do you solve?

All kinds of issues

Office issues, marriage problems, quarrels between mothers and daughters-in-law,

parents stress, worries for your children, and my speciality is in the USA architecture of houses.

I heard the interview. Why don’t you ask Mr. Murthy how to live without a 9 to 5 job.

Are you joking?

Silence!

Hello? Hey, have you seen your Facebook?

No. What’s new?

Without seeing what’s on Facebook as soon as you get up, what are you guys doing in America?

Tell me what is the matter, brother.

Nothing special. Our white cow has given birth to a red calf.

It’s so cute. This one’s cousin. I upload a photo of it on Facebook.

What, you put a photo of a calf on Facebook?! Why?

I will put. Am I not looking at your photos on Facebook? It is cuter than you or me.

Do you know? It has got 157 likes. 157.

How many likes do you get when you put up your photo?

Yes, that is what I have been telling. You will get 9 likes.

In the end, if I like the photo then you get only 10 likes.

But this one got 157 likes, you know? He is proof.

As it is I’m on my way to the office. I am irritable. -Okay. Are you driving?

Carry on. I cut the call.

The phone has so many uses.

Good morning, Shyam

Good morning, sir.

You know I am super cool.

But you have to come to the office on time. I should get the report on Friday on time.

But, today I have some…

If you don’t have proper time management, then you cannot do anything in life.

Hey, Guru. This is Ajit our new consultant.

Hi, Ajit. Welcome to the USA.

Thank you.

This is your first trip, right? -Yes, Guru.

When I came to America…

Tell him. He’s started again.

I think…

December, 6th

December, 6th, 1990. Thursday. I had two dollars with me

I had two dollars. Even now that is all he has.

Two, I believe. To do what?

America is a nation of opportunities.

America is a nation of opportunities.

Go on, tell him. We are listening.

Land of opportunities

You can do whatever you want in America.

If we keep listening to you like this, then you will also tell us that you were the one that made Trump win.

Hmm...go on. -I worked really hard here.

Okay.

Okay, so our project is very critical.

Really?

My doors are always open. -Sure.

Open your door for everyone.

We won’t be going in. We will be going out.

Okay, I'll introduce you to Shyam.

Shyam, this is Ajit.

Hi, Ajit. Hi.

If you need anything you can ask him. He can help you.

Okay. -Sure, sir.

Where are you from, brother? -From Srikakulam. Are you Suresh’s friend?

My cousin and Suresh are friends. I saw you in Bangalore, bro.

Is it? Oh, okay.

Are all your friends here as well?

Hmmm...Vicky, Vimala, Veda, Suresh… Yeah.

We are all friends from school. -Oh! Okay.

Bro, I don’t understand this project at all.

If you have any doubts, meet me at 4 pm today. Okay?

First, we need to understand it, before we can tell him anything.

Hey. Have you just arrived?

No. I came early at 7 am and hid in the bathroom until now.

Stop showing off your intelligence.

Do you know? -Death news?

They fired three people on Friday,

John left crying

They gave each of them a box and asked them to take their personal items and leave.

Which team? -The mainframe team.

Do you think we have our jobs? Or are we going to lose them?

There’s a 20% chance that they may fire us

That is why I am moving to the other group.

My uncle is the VP’s friend there. -Please, take care of me also.

I’ll see what I can do But first let me go

Take care of these coupons for now.

Have you gone blind? That is an expired coupon.

Anyway, see if you have a coupon for food.

Here. Chinese Pizza. If I eat this will something happen to me?

For humans, maybe

Eh! Anyway, how is my shirt?

The shirt looks good. But you don’t look good in it.

Your ego has increased

Drink less coffee. Just because it’s free, you seem to have stopped drinking water

Hey, you think your grandfather will come and pick up these coupons?

Remove it, brother.

You only need the money America gives you. But not its values. You bloody India from a village.

What the hell, why are you cursing our Motherland?

Should I tell Modi?

I wasn’t cursing the Motherland, I am cursing the idiots like you who were born in our Motherland.

Thanks, brother

Hey. Hi. -Status, please?

You idiot,

instead of begging every morning saying, ‘Status, please’,

if the work is done, won’t I tell you?

You and your stupid face. Go die.

I sent you last evening.

Morning status.

Oh, morning status. I will email you right away.

Thanks.

Hello, brother. -Hello, what is it?

The calf photo on Facebook is very cute.

Yes, because it is so cute it got 157 likes. Cute. Baby.

I almost forgot. Why is Vicky so irritable on his way to the office?

Not just Vicky, brother, everyone hates going to the office

This 9 to 5 job is like donkey’s work.

On top of that, these managers kill us by asking for status updates.

On top of that, we can’t even look at this manager’s face!

He and his disgusting face. I feel like I am going to throw up all that I ate when I see his face, brother.

Do one thing, all of you invest some dollars towards his plastic surgery.

Then you don’t have to see his face ever agai

It’s difficult to do all that with the salaries we get, brother.

Don’t know why, brother, but if there’s work, every Sunday night we have a fever.

Do you have a fever every Sunday is it? Do one thing. It’s so simple. Take a tablet.

It’s not a fever that goes down with a tablet, brother. When we think of Friday, it goes down on its own

Then think of Friday every day and just do your work. That’s it.

Okay, brother, bye.

Hey...he is another. These NRI’s cut the call before I finish what I am saying.

Do you want some? Here, have some grass.

Hey, Peter. How is it going?

I hate the status reports.

Crazy! He wants a status report every morning and evening. Everyday!

Do you need any coupons?

Yes, I’m going to Savoury later.

Yes, they have some good offers for this weekend.

Hey, what is the status of the girl from Skype?

Hi. My name is Shyam.

Hi. You live in California, right? Near Hollywood?

Yes, in California. But the city is San Francisco.

Oh. I love Brad Pitt

How far is Hollywood from where you are at? About 350 miles.

I felt really bad when Brad Pitt got divorced. Angelina Jolie betrayed him

Can we go to Hollywood on the weekend?

We could go. Won’t you get jobs in Hollywood?

What do you mean? I mean, if you had a job in Hollywood,

I could meet Brad Pitt every day and talk to him. And also make him our family friend.

What do you mean? -I mean, do you know where Brad Pitt lives?

Brad Pitt is so handsome know?

Okay.

That girl wants Brad Pitt, I believe.

Maybe she is a Brad Pitt fan.

She is crazy. She is feeling sad for them getting divorced!

Why are you so worried about getting married?

You don’t get it. My dad’s not bothered.

You will also know soon enough. When they start looking out for you, you will understand what I am going through.

What is this? My matrimonial resume. You have a lot of experience.

Your salary is 120 thousand dollars?

Will Trump give you the extra 20 thousand?

Do you have 10 acres of land in Amaravathi?!

I mean, it’s just 145 km from my town.

Habits...worship nature?

Does that mean we pray to nature?

Hey, nature. Bird watching!

What do we have to do? You have to look at the birds.

If we look like that, people in my town will take you to a mental hospital.

Hey, girls like such things.

You fool. You eat birds. That is not worship. All lies.

That is why for the last three years, I have been crying to get married.

For that, you are giving that Murthy a hundred dollars.

A hundred dollars? These marriage brokers suck you dry.

One second. Hey, Amit. Yeah...yeah.

He was talking about Facebook and iBook. Has that failed? Who is this Amit, now?

It’s called Oogle.com… Is it better than Google.com?

He is our new project MP. Maha Prasthanam.

Another new project?

Yeah, it’s a fantastic idea. Basically, data profiling from birth to death.

Hey, even after death, can we not be freed from Facebook or WhatsApp?

Not like that. It’s a new technology. It’s cloud-enabled. Okay?

So, we basically focus on the youth.

It’s like data service for youth events, matrimonials, and…

Vicky, these Startups waste our time.

Politics is the best.

If you invest 25 crores, an MLA

If you invest 200 crores, a minister can make a 1000 crores yearly.

40 or 50 assistants will always be around you.

They will follow you like dogs. An MLA can make that much money, is it?

Of course, man!

Anyway, I have a startup meeting in the evening. I will be home late

Hey, Vicky, because of you being busy with your startup, we are missing out on our biryani

Become an MLA. Lots of money in that!

Hey, the best business is a consulting company

If we can find around four H1B visa workers, we can squeeze every ounce from them.

I cannot do a 9 to 5 job. A startup suits me

You have been trying for the last three years

Why don’t you at least find a job in a startup company?

This is a good idea. It will definitely click. It uses new technology.

Okay, where do we meet?

Hey, what about my room? -Shift into my room.

That’s too far off.

Hey, you are concentrating on that too much. Vinod’s room is empty. But you need to share it with girls.

Not with girls.

But guess there’s no other way. See what can be done.

There’s no other way it seems. Are you going to have a family life with them or what?

His proposal was super!

If someone we like proposes to us like that, it would be so nice

Wait. Let me ask Vamsi. Who knows, you may still have the chance

Okay. Breaking news.

I am again going home, to New York.

No! I’ll be alone. So boring!

I asked for a new roommate. I will confirm it before I leave.

No. No more roommates.

Rent is too much for us. Why would you want that?

If we don’t like them, we can always throw them out. Bye.

Hey, have you seen the girl’s photo from Florida?

She’s good. But the flight tickets to Florida are very expensive.

She said she didn’t want to do any Skype calls. So plan properly. Bye.

You will not get a flight ticket with the coupons.

You need a girl for getting married. -The tickets are 500 dollars

They are very expensive

Is it not good? -It’s really bad, bro.

Go ask them.

Hello?

Hello, Raju? It was our heater’s problem. We will fix it.

It has happened twice before, you know?

We are sorry, sir. The water was too cold.

Yes, we are working on it.

I’ve called you four times.

We are sorry. We will fix it and call you back

Hey...what the…

What happened? -It is about the swimming pool water. Not able to use it at all.

Hey, where you come from, there is not enough water to drink, cook or wash up

And you find the swimming pool water here cold?

This is America. How should the customer service be?

Don’t forget your past, you bloody Indian.

What, the coffee isn’t good? No, no. It’s fine.

Hello. -Yes, tell me, brother.

Brother

keep about 50 lakhs ready. If you invest 50 lakhs in Amaravathi, in three months I will turn it into 3 crores.

50 lakhs? I will steal it from somewhere and send it to you.

Amaravathi contracts are super fast. They move like Singapore contracts

I have a meeting with an Andhra minister.

Some robber I think. He is trying to open the door with a key.

Robber? A white guy or a black guy?

An Indian.

With a key? He must be the new roommate

New roommate? Yes. -I told you not to get one, right?

Nothing will happened..

You get the 50 lakhs ready, and in three months I will turn it into 3 crores. I guarantee you that.

I’m moving into a new house, I will call you back.

Does that mean you couldn’t pay the old house’s rent?

I paid the rent but the lease lapsed. I’ll call you back.

He’s waste. He’s not in good condition. Better to try someone else.

Hey, who are you? I’ll call the police

Oh, no, no. I’m Shyam’s friend.

Who is Shyam?

My friend is Vinod’s friend.

What is your name? -My name is Vikram.

Okay, stay back. -Okay.

Hey, you fool, they don’t even know my name!

And you don’t know their names. Just shake their hand and everyone will like you. Why did you go so soon?

I have an MP project in the evening.

Project? Hello? Hello?

Don’t you know you have to call before you come?

You can’t just like the town bus and come off.

There are some procedures in the US. You need to learn them.

I was a bit scared not knowing who you were.

Okay, your room is downstairs.

Okay.

Give me your identification. And these are the rules. Read them and fill in the form

You have thirty minutes.

Okay.

What happened? -This form is as long as writing an entrance exam. I’ll call you back

Have you read everything? Yes. -Sign it.

Small company?

Yes. No. It’s a medium-sized company.

There are 200 employees. Oracle, two lakh employees. Driving license?

Advance?

What is this? -Those were the house owner’s rules

These are my rules. You have to keep the house clean

Look to your left.

Why are you taking my picture?

Don’t you have any records? I was in the high school cricket team

I made 150 runs without getting out. Eight sixes and…

I am asking you about your criminal records.

Like, eve-teasing. Making awkward jokes of women passing you by, throwing acid on them,

have you done any of these great things?

I’m a software engineer.

So, are you saying there are no idiots among software engineers or what?

Nothing should be here. You can use the bathroom only between 7 am to 7.30 am

And no smoking within 50 feet.

I don’t smoke. -Not just you. Even your friends

Hi, Vicky, how are you? -Hi, Amit.

Hi, brother. -Hi.

How are you guys? -Good. Thank you.

Your MP Project is very good. I have forwarded them to some VC firms and they all liked it.

Thank you so much. -That’s a good start, guys.

But an idea is not enough

What do you say, Vikram? Let’s build the product.

With the product, we can plan for a live demo.

Alright? -Got it.

I have to go now. Okay. Good.

Hey, what is this? -Jacket. Bag.

I know that. They shouldn’t be here

Okay. -Right now.

Sorry, that is my phone.

Hey, I need everything to be clean.

That’s not a problem. You go. I’ll do it.

Oh, good.

What is this nagging?

Is the roommate okay? -Does he have any sense? At least he should have called before coming.

Wait. I will be back in a week. -One week?!

I can’t tolerate him for a week

Shilpa… -And I told you. I didn’t want any more roommates

Hey, look for a room urgently. Otherwise, I will come and stay in your room.

Now, what’s happened?

Just wait for another week.

Hey, it’s very difficult to stay with that girl.

Stupid rules, as long at the Java manual.

First of all, who is this guy? How do you know him?

He should at least have some sense, know?

Hey, even girls who don’t look good at all have so many rules.

Hey, what are you saying?

Is the girl good looking or not? -So, what if she good looking?

Then you have to adjust.

First, you look out for a room for me. -Anyway, come to my room in the evening

Oh dear lord, this is unjust

We get our salary once a month and only once a week we get a Friday.

Couldn’t you have made every day a Friday, lord?

Then we will not get a single salary.

I had a late bath. -What is with that police haircut?

I used your coupon for it.

A haircut. If you give him three dollars, he will cut it the way he likes it

If you give him ten dollars he will cut it the way you like it.

Yes, I know. I know.

Hello, brother

It's a Friday. We are all in a party mood. Call back later. Bye.

Hey, why did you cut the call? My guy was saying that this was his last trip.

He’s been saying the same thing for the last two years.

Why did you love him and marry him? He’s in Europe and you are in America

It was a big confusion.

It will all be over in six months, right?

Hey, what’s new? Nothing new. -I believe you have new employees joining your office.

A script princess and a Java prince.

Is the script princess the girl who is tall?

Don’t have too many hopes. She has a boyfriend from the past two years.

That Java prince is your cousin’s friend, I believe.

Here you go.

What is this cake? You cheap bloody Indian

Why did you get such a cheap cake? -You find everything to be cheap

Okay, will you call me once again tomorrow?

Hey, Ajit. Come. Come. Come

Hi. Hey, guys, this is Ajith.Hey! Our new Java prince.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, brother!

Thank you. Thank you.

Have you remembered my birthday and wished me or is it because you saw a Facebook notification and then wished me?

We will never forget it, brother.

For your 9th-grade birthday party… We stole the beers that you got...

And for the first time tasted beers. How can we forget it?

Oh my! So it was you guys who stole the beer that day!

You still remember that, is it? Great!

Veda brought them up to the terrace and we all drank them.

I didn’t know they were beers. -I remember. Did he drink the whole bottle?

Brother, but I didn’t drink. -That’s a lie

Shyam had a cap full of beer and vomited two buckets full.

And this Veda drank the whole bottle

You guys are all a bunch of matured guys.

There is nothing I don’t know about you.

Brother, is there a special party today?

For me, every day is a special birthday.

Today, your sister said that she wants to do a pujaritual. I will stay pure only for today, that’s it.

How can you be like that, brother? Today is my wife’s day, but Vicky was talking about some project meeting. What happened?

Oh, we met a consultant named Amit. There’s a lot of work. We have to see.

Okay? Anyway, have a good day, brother. Bye.

Bye! Drink instead of me

Guys, phones

When I asked you to look for a room, you are advising me to adjust.

You have to adjust. Just wait and watch. Everything will settle down.

Can’t do much.

Congrats. Congrats!

In one trip, you got engaged.

Eight girls were waiting for me there

In the end, I said yes to one of them

The remaining seven are fortunate.

Okay, wait. I’ll be back.

Hey, congratulations man! How are you doing?

Thank you, man! I’m good.

I’m good. But you are engaged and that’s better.

Thanks, man. Just a second. I will show you.

Yes, definitely. -She is my fiancé

She is beautiful. -Thanks man.

You are the luckiest guy in the world. I will catch you back at the office. Sure

Hey, will you eat berries?

What are these coupons? What is this?

What is this coupon mess?

Hey, for two fries he’s giving two juices. -What happened to him?

Peter is bad. -Peter? What did he do?

He’s bad.

Okay. Anyway.

Hello?

Yeah. Okay. I will log in in two minutes.

Hey, is the wifi working?

No. It’s not.

God! I have to go to the office now.

You said that you don’t have a call or office over the weekend, right?

Yes, I did. But some important work has come up. So, I’ll have to go

Wait. Wait. Hold on. I am getting tensed looking at you. One minute

See, I have created a wifi connection

Hmm...Vikram the great!

Password?

‘Stupid manager’. All in capitals

‘Stupid manager’. No, it’s not working.

Oh, must be, ‘big stupid manager’. Try that.

Big stupid manager’. Wow. Nice, it works

You saved my day. Thank you.

Hi, my name is...in those days there was a movie called 100% Love

So in those days, I would say, ‘that is Mahalakshmi’.

After that, there was a movie called Julayi. So then they called me, ‘oh, Madhu’.

And now, the movie Bharat Ane Nenu released right? So, now they call me ‘Vasumathi’.

Oh, so they call you like that, is it? Nice name.

How come you are here? We had some work close by.

Guys, this is Shilpa and Radha.

Hi. Hi!

That is Shyam, Vimi, Suresh, and Veda.

Thanks. -It’s okay. Thanks.

Thank you

It’s getting late. We have to leave. Alright, guys.

Bye. -Bye.

Bye. -Bye.

There is an empty room. Do you want to move in?

Hmm...let’s see.

Hey, there is something between the two of you know? -What is there?

Don’t you know? -Shilpa is a nice girl.

I threw a stone. Anyway,

don’t be over smart and just tell her ‘I love you’.

The girl is good and very beautiful.

That is why I am telling you not to waste your time.

Let’s see.

Hey. Busy?

There won’t be another as free as me in America. Tell me what is it?

Then, can you drop me at the restaurant?

Now? -Yes.

Okay, let’s go. -By the way, how do I look in this dress?

You look good in every dress.

Do you say the same thing to all the girls?

No.

Okay, then how is this dress?

Okay, what is the occasion?

Come on. They say, dress for an occasion, right.

It’s for lunch with a boy.

Date?

No. I have never met that guy before

Blind date?

Okay. So? -Perfect dress. You look very beautiful. Let’s go.

Thank you

Hey, relax

Not all boys tease girls like I do or throw acid on them.

For girls, marriage alliances are a big tension.

Tension? This is the 21st century. Even boys feel the same way.

Shyam tried for three years. But nothing has worked out.

For girls, this is a big punishment.

Think of it as an interview.

Marriage is more important than a job.

Even if you smile you look very good.

Thank you. Bye

All the best.

Oh, hi. How are you? -Fine. Thank you

Have a seat. -Yeah.

I don’t want to say this.

But in kindergarten I got a gold medal, it seems. Mummy told me this.

In the upper kindergarten, I started to learn maths, I believe.

In the 5th grade, no one could solve a problem

But I did. So the teacher gifted me a pen, I believe

Mummy told me this

I still have the slate I used in kindergarten, you know?

Slate? -Yes, slate. My mother kept it for me

Oh...excuse me. -Oh, okay. Carry on.

Have you met Arvind? -Yes. He started talking from his kindergarten years.

Which grade is he in now? The 5th grade

Oh god. Arvind did his double Masters, I believe

Really?! Yeah. -Okay, I’ll call you back.

Sorry. It was from my friend

No problem.

In 6th grade, as usual, I was an all-rounder.

No friends. No parties. I never went out anywhere.

When we had exams, I was very serious about them.

That is why is class and in school, I was given the title of an all-rounder

Looking forward to talking to you again.

Nice meeting you. See you. -Bye.

So? Arvind looks good.

He is working. Has good money

He drives a Tesla

What else do you need? -Did I say he needs to have a Tesla car?

If someone has studied well, is working and is well settled, that is enough for me

He has everything, plus a Tesla car!

Hmmm...correct. But he is a bit boring.

Sorry. If you don't feel bad, then can I say something?

Arvind looks at all the unmarried girls. And everyone runs away from him.

Really?!

I just came to know about it yesterday. That’s why I called you.

If you like him...tell me one thing.

Back in college, you and Sunil were very close. Did he ever propose to you?

No.

You should have given him a hint.

I told you, right. Friends helping me in love and begging people to love me, I find all that very cheap.

I don’t like such things

Then it’s very hard. Only 1% of boys are brave enough

One should be lucky

It doesn’t matter if I don’t get married, but I am not going to be the first one to express my feelings

If I don’t get married, then just like Uma Bharathi or Mamta Banerjee, I will live like this. That’s it.

One second.

Yes, daddy

How was dinner?

Dinner? It was okay.

Are you meeting again? -No. No

Why? Didn’t you like the boy?

The boy looks good, but he is a bit boring, daddy.

That means he is a nag. God bestowed men with the gift to bare with nagging.

It’s not for you. Just leave it. -That’s what I thought.

Okay, did I tell you? A known family. They called us again

The boy has done his IIT. A very well settled family.

Can you come visit in two or three months?

No, daddy. I am committed for the next six months on another project

Maybe after that, I can come.

Are you disappointed with last night’s dinner?

Nothing like that.

Okay. This alliance is very good. I will tell them we need six months time. Okay?

Oh, yeah. Okay, daddy

Bye. Bye

Hmm, looks nice. IIT. Successful startup

Very rich guy

What do these girls really want?

We cannot understand these girls

They have to see one thing, either looks, education, money, or a job.

If they want everything where will we get it from?

In this issue, boys are great.

If the girl looks good, that’s enough. Even if she has failed the 3rd grade, we will marry her.

Shilpa felt a bit tensed.

But why did you have to get my marriage topic?

Three years...the story of unmarried Shyam

I mean…I am telling you right now and I am telling you this again. Shilpa is really a very nice girl.

Urgently, send her a proposal message.

I mean…

I told you right. Shilpa is really a very nice girl. Immediately, send her a proposal message.

Hey, I mean. If I have to propose my love, we have to remember that moment forever

I have framed a WhatsApp message and kept it with me. First, send her a proposal message

Hey, I thought something else.

Hey, come on. I am trying out a new dish. Two minutes.

It smells really good. Reminds me of my mother’s cooking

My cooking is number one

Naludu, Bheema and then it’s me.

I mean, my dad is also okay. But I am number one.

Okay, I will wash up and come.

Okay.

Hmm...forks.

Thank you. -Welcome

So, this is a special recipe.

Thank you.`

Hello, Arvind. -Thank you. Dinner with you was great. I had a good time.

Yeah, me too. Thank you.

This is my number. You can call me anytime. Thanks

Yeah, thank you. -Bye.

When is your next date?

He’s a nice guy. But boring.

So, will there be any training classes?

I mean, for how to talk to girls.

Arvind needs that for sure.

Let me know if there is something like that. I will join as well

You don’t need it. You are naturally funny.

Okay. Thank you. I accept the compliment

“I don’t know what has happened. Suddenly, I have become so different.”

“After seeing you, I have forgotten about myself.”

“You are in front of my eyes, even though my eyes are closed. This is so unbelievable.”

“I don’t know what has happened. Suddenly, I have become so different.”

Hey. Hey. -Busy?

Not really. -Lunch? -Lunch?

Question. Roommate’s lunch or date lunch?

What’s the difference?

If it is a roommates lunch, the way you asked me was okay.

But if it’s a date, then don’t you think you should ask me with a little more style and formality?

Roommate’s lunch.

Okay.

Why are you spitting at me!

That is why I spit on you. Instead of saying yes to dating, -you…

Hey! When it comes to Shilpa, my head seems to stop working.

The girl is nice, you like her. You need to define this relationship

First, you date her, then she becomes your finance and then your wife.

The competition will go up. Don’t waste time

Send her a message right away.

Hey...let me look for a good spot. A good spot...

You never finish any work fully

You tell me the same thing over and over again. You bloody Indian.

Mother-in-law, don’t worry about money.

How did the puja/ritual go?

Oh, is it? Tell uncle, I will look after the registration work.

Okay, bye.

Hi, guys. -Hi...

The plot you bought in Vijayawada, has increased in its value, I believe?

Vijaywada is hot at the moment. I invested 10 lakhs. It’s now 60 lakhs.

Next time, tell me as well.

Hey, looks like you are always lucky

Next time you buy, let me know.

By the way, is it Vijaywada or Guntur?

Have you invested in Guntur as well?

I invested 20 lakhs and it’s now worth 50 lakhs.

Wow, man.

Wow! Since when did you start investing?

No, he only told me some time ago

Hey, you don’t usually listen to anyone.

No, my father-in-law asked me to buy

Now I am looking for plots in Hyderabad. I will tell you.

You look like you are very busy with the girl, these days.

What are you saying? Startup. I’m very busy working on it.

Hey, what is this, instead of sleeping in on the weekend?

Do you know? If you exercise in your 20s you will be healthy in your 30s

If you exercise in your 30s you will stay healthy in your 40s

Then, we have to keep exercising all our lives.

Correct. Let’s go. Let’s go. Come on. Come on.

Is a 9 to 5 job that boring?

More than the job, getting up early in the morning to the office

a nagging manager and daily to weekly status reports. Bore

I mean, I like new technologies

I want to do something new

But our company is all about maintenance work

Then, you can change your job, right?

Have to see. What about you?

I have only one wish

To work as long as I live. Get a salary and have all rights to my salary

My dad also says I have to live my life without depending on anybody.

You are doing all that, know.

There is still a lot of life left

You can do it

Truly? Do I seem that strong?

Very strong. At first, I was afraid of you

Hey.

Okay, let’s go.

Hello? -Yes, brother.

What’s new?

What is new in America, except for the job, eating and sleeping

You were talking about some project.

It’s happening.

Where is Shyam?

Yeah, one minute. It’s our brother.

Yes, brother. Yesterday I missed your call, brother.

I have to beat up my manager, brother

There is a Testing team. They write something and our manager shouts at us looking at that.

We have to get rid of this Testing.

How much do these software testing guys make for a salary?

They get a good salary, like a government job.

Is it? Then can you find me a job like that?

Okay, I will be on the lookout.

Okay, call me tomorrow. -Okay, brother. Bye

Shyam, I am busy this weekend.

I think you really like your new room

Shilpa is a nice girl. You can give it a try.

Hey! Shilpa has very high expectations

The boy needs to have an education, a job and should be well settled.

You innocent fool

Expectations are when they want the boy to have a big bungalow in Hyderabad

ten flats in the city and five acres of land in Amaravathi

The boy’s parents should live 1000 km away and they should have a government job

These are called expectations

Education and a job are expected by any girl who sits at home and eats all day.

That is what I’m saying. I don’t even like doing an IT job.

Yes. We like it so much that we fly to the office each day. We do it anyway.

Get lost. I only don’t have clarity on this. And you are telling me all this.

Oh! So you like the girl, but are worried about her wishes

Do one thing. Send her a message. You’ll know for sure

If she throws you out of your room, then come to my room.

Let’s see.

Vicky? Why are you sitting on the floor? Shilpa, come

Hey, why are you sitting on the floor?

Nothing. -Okay, bye

Bye.

Did you give it to her like this?

What is with you and your overacting?

Anyway these days, girls don’t need roses and proposals

They want the boy’s salary.

If you had sent her a WhatsApp or a Facebook message saying ‘I love you’, we would have known by now, know?

Not like that. -Then how?

Love is a great feeling

A proposal has to be in such a way, that we should never be able to forget it throughout our lives

That is how it should be.

Hey. What were you saying about today being special?

Did you make that?

My grandmother’s recipe. Even Naludu or Bheema cannot beat this.

Try it.

Sorry. Sorry. That’s okay. Take this.

“When I see you, is there even time to even scold you. Your beauty is making me anxious.”

“Even in the hot summers, you have made the flowers of spring dance in my heart.”

“The thought of you in my mind is making me feel restless.”

“Never have I changed so much. My heart swells with love because of you.”

“I want to stay with you forever, but how? How?”

“I don’t know what has happened. Suddenly, I have become so different.”

“After seeing you, I have forgotten about myself.”

Thank you, everyone, for joining.

So the MP project is designed as a data service.

It more like a cloud solution.

And as you can see, it can integrate very well with so many other services

It can be enabled both on private and public clouds,

based on your requirements.

Vikram, quick question. Can we navigate and review in a live demo?

That will give us a better understanding of the indication signs.

Something with live data, where we can look at specific test cases.

Yes, we can. But some of the integration parts are still pending

Actually, we have screenshots

We would like to see how the data gets populated

End to end data flow.

Ah...sure. Got it. We are still working on that.

Any timelines?

We can give you timelines

Sure. Continue.

Okay. So, the data is fully encrypted. And, that’s it. Any questions?

Good.

Thanks, Vikram.

Investors look at everything. They don’t want an idea.

They want a working product.

Yes, I didn’t have enough time…

Time? Time is never enough

Another group is also showing interest. I’ll arrange a meeting

But this time, let’s make it a product. With live data

Got it? -Thanks

They won’t show us a cent, but they want the world.

Let’s go

Demo failed, I believe?

To develop a product a lot needs to be done

I told you earlier itself, it will fail.

You are very knowledgeable. Look at astrology

you will make a lot of money.

Every guy who steps off the plane from India wants to start a startup company in America and earn lakhs of crores.

Many of us have become successful in IT here

You need to have an IIT, BITs, NIT top rank, to be successful in an IT startup

It’s not enough if you have the first rank in high school mathematics.

What an analysis! Don’t use your stupid head too much.

It’s not good for the world.

Want to loot the world?! - You need to reign in your desires

Your idea is very good. But none of the features you said has worked.

There is a lot of competition in startups.

You think out of the box

But to achieve this you need to work even harder.

Hey, is there no work today?

I’m not going.

Are you ill? Are you okay?

I am very happy, healthy and relaxed.

You are working on an MP project, know?

Okay, do what you feel like

We’ll catch up in the evening. Enjoy your day off. Bye.

Have a nice day. -Bye

Where are you? -At home.

Brother, without doing anything, I got up in the morning, I relaxed and drank my coffee,

lying down now, relaxing and watching a movie, life seems so good when you do this

If I talk to you, I will get fed up with my stupid work and would want to play hooky with the office. Bye.

Hi dad. -Hi. Why do you sound so dull? What happened?

Nothing, dad. Just like that. -Is everything fine?

Yeah. Going on. It’s okay, tell me what it is

I want to come back to India. -What? Are you sure?

Yeah, just decided. -Okay. Confirm and tell me when you are coming

Okay, bye.

Guys, breaking news. I am leaving this stupid job and going back to India.

What about the MP project?

I will go to India and complete it.

When you are here itself it is so hard. You…

Vicky, a startup business is a waste. Go to Vijayawada and start a real estate business

You can make more money than a software business

There’s a lot of money in it

Not fair! How can you just leave like that?!

Hey, before you leave at least tell me how you make your biryani.

It’s nice when we all stay together

We will meet in India.

In four years, I will also move to India.

Did America call you here on a special invite?

We only came here and that too with God’s blessings.

After coming here, how can you say you want to go back to India?

Go. Do you think President Trump will feel bad?

He will tweet, ‘stupid Indians are going back to India. Good.’

Hey, there are many business opportunities in India as well.

Government businesses have now become more friendly

There is no harassment for licenses

Modi has a programme called Make in India and other subsidiaries

India is a developing country. It’s developing a lot.

Hey, you innocent Indian. Before you start a startup in India, try and make a politician’s daughter fall for you

It will come in handy in the future.

All those subsidies are not for us. They are for all the ministers and their appointed people

If there is anything remaining, it will go to their second families.

India may develop but not us.

Hey, do you have any sense? He is so worried about his demo failing.

What if the demo failed? He has a job, know.

He is not able to make it in America, what will he achieve in India.

Unnecessarily, an H1B visa has been wasted on him.

I need some more time, dad.

I asked you to wait another four months, know.

Hmm...but dad? Okay. Bye.

Is it the same alliance? I saw his profile on Facebook, he looks very good

Hey, what alliance?

Shilpa’s family friend. He is coming from India to meet her.

Who is it now? See who it is. It’s lunchtime.

Surprise! I’m Ravi, from India.

Is it the same alliance?

what alliance?

Surprise! I’m Ravi, from India.

What? Did he come home straight?

Shilpa, right? -Yeah.

This is for you.

He came home with a bouquet of flowers, saying surprise?!

Thank you. Come in.

Are NRI men so cheap?

There was a time when girls would queue up for an American boy.

The boys had to go from the US to see the girls. That is the proper way.

Why is he here on a visit visa to see H1B girls?

We should tell Trump and stop these visit visas first

America also has inflation, is it? In India, it was more than this

As soon as he came, he was discussing the real estate, rent and talking on the phone to his grandfather.

Ideas come easily to people with money.

Are you in America? -Yes, I came here to surprise her.

Look, they are very close to us and a good family

Don’t give them surprises.

If you want you can come and surprise your grandmother who is sitting next to me and watching me like an owl.

What is your Europe plan?

I am leaving this evening, grandfather.

Okay, give the phone to the girl once.

I am giving it to her. -Grandfather.

Hello?

Sorry, dear. Our boy was supposed to come after four weeks.

He loves giving surprises.

Your father gave him your phone number and address

Please don’t mind.

It’s okay. -Okay then, bye

Sorry, I should have come next month. My grandfather is angry.

It’s okay. Don’t worry. Sit down. No. No. No. That’s okay.

This is a surprise visit so I’ll keep it that way

Next time I come, we will definitely meet again.

Bye. -Bye.

Don’t delay it anymore. Propose to her. At least you’ll know

Ravi is gone to Europe. Propose already.

I planned it. Just watch.

Whose bag is that? It’s so big

And did you see that dirty colour?

Are you moving into a new place or what?

Hey, put this bag in the van

Girls want equal rights, know?

Girl power is like an iron hammer and all that. Can’t you put your bag inside? Put your own bag in.

Good morning, Radha. -Good morning.

Ready? Yeah.

Oh, is this bag yours? Yeah. I was just thinking that the colour of the bag was so nice

Thanks. -I’ll keep it in.

Idiot! The bag’s colour is nice, is it?

Oh, please understand.

The girl isn’t married or engaged yet

I have a chance with her. Mr. Murthy said to keep trying. So, I’m doing my bit.

You are the one to talk. You are all settled.

Okay, at least you propose. Vicky is not doing anything.

Good morning, guys. By the way, did you bring the roses?

For the kind of proposal you want to do, I am not able to find any in America

Okay, let’s go.

“There are so many words, coming from my heart.”

“But the words refuse to leave my throat.”

“When I feel you within me, words I never imagined before, I felt in my heart.”

“Dear, I feel restless with desire, that I cannot blink."

“But I cannot put my feelings in words to tell you.”

“Even though there is a breeze, I can’t seem to breathe.”

“Even though we are so close, the distance is making me feel a new sensation.”

“I was me, all these days. Now, you have filled my heart, do you know, dear?”

“Even though its dawn, I am unable to awaken. Your beauty is in my dreams.”

“Your touch, how can it turn into a reality?”

“The sweet nothings whispered in my heart, how will they become quite and go to sleep?”

“The words from deep within my heart, are dancing on the tip of my lips.”

“The words sing only your name.”

“The words just don’t seem to come out. Even though I ask, it doesn’t listen to me.”

“It forms into a raindrop and fall on my heart.”

“I was me, all these days. Now, you have filled my heart, do you know, dear?”

“I was me, all these days. Now, you have filled my heart, do you know, dear?”

Hi, aunty.

Yes, we are all here

The trip is going well. You don't need to worry.

Here the food and everything else is good. Everything is fine.

I will tell, aunty. Okay, aunty. Bye.

Whatever you say, a mother’s love is the greatest. We can never repay her.

Why are you that emotional?

Aunty, called from India, worried whether he is eating or not.

But this guy is eating half the food in America.

Hey, I didn’t eat anything for a long time now. -I know. You took a break for ten minutes, know?

I told you to go to Florida. That girl is getting married now.

Next time, listen to me.

Even if I had gone to Florida, it would not have worked, Vimmu.

Mr. Murthy said that the time needs to come, for it to happen

You have to keep trying. You said you will gift me a thousand dollars. Do you remember that?

How can I forget that, tell me? Let my marriage get fixed

I will give you not one, but two thousand dollars.

Okay, then two thousand dollars fixed.

Hi... - So, how many marriage alliances have Mr. Murthy fixed?

Three so far.

No luck? - I don’t know why, but whichever girl I go to see her marriage takes place immediately.

With another boy. -This is good.

Maybe I will talk to my dad and ask him to fix my marriage alliance with you

At least, in that way, I can get married.

Okay, use me. Use me as you like

Hey, sorry. Sorry. I also saw many people

My father gives all his pension money to marriage brokers.

Whoever comes to see me, when I tell them I have to look after my parents, they all run away.

Yes, we have to take care of our parents too, know.

Is that so wrong? - That is like a threat to the boys.

They want the girl to mingle well with the entire family.

The girls also have their wish list. They don’t want a female sibling or in-laws.

Even if they are there, after marriage they have to move out.

We are not psychos. It’s you boys who are always after money

No matter how developed India is, women still do not have financial independence.

Hey, you don’t talk. How sad, brother-in-law is taking care of everything.

I am not talking about me. I am talking in general.

People still take dowry, know?

Are there any women with plots to their name?

What do girls really want?

We want what the boys want.

Our desires are very small.

Oh! Boys, more than me, enquire about my job and salary.

Before a girl shakes our hand, they ask how much is our salary.

After that, how many flats do you have in Amaravathi?

Why all that. The other day, when I went to see a girl for a marriage alliance, I told her my salary was 100 thousand dollars

And she said, with my experience, I should at least me earning 110 thousand dollars.

She wanted to know why I was working for so less.

Huh...if she came to know your real salary is 90 thousand dollars, she would have thrown you out of her house.

Get lost. -I don’t understand the link between marriage and our salary package

We get scared just by looking at the girl’s wish list.

Girls are the one who should be scared of getting married.

Nowadays, it’s the boys who have to be scared.

Even if the guy is short, stout and bald, they want their daughter in law to look like a film star.

Whatever said and done, not all boys can become Greek gods.

I am fed up with these marriage alliances.

When they come to see me, they come in large groups, just for the free sweets.

They are all traditions.

Do you mean, these traditions are only for girls? Don’t the boys need any?

The girls give us a big list.

We also have desires, know?

If there are too many, then it is difficult to reach them.

What is the use if there are no challenges in life?

If we aim high, at least we will get something just below that.

Boys desires are a lot but they have very little sense.

We have muscle strength.

No matter how much you have, it’s us women who are saving India’s pride in the Olympics every time

Hello. Indian has been the Cricket World Champions twice now.

Cricket? Except in India, no one else plays that sport.

It is not in the Olympics. - Guys...guys...guys. Let’s eat?

Hey, Veda. Why are you laughing?

The discussion is very interesting. Vicky, we should add a discussion blog to our MP project.

Damn the MP project! Are you on the girls' side or the boys' side?

Everything depends on the person.

What do you mean? -For example, Vimmu here looks after her in-laws just like her own parents

So, a daughter-in-law can be a daughter and a son-in-law can be a son.

Correct. In this world, there are some good people and some bad ones.

Hey, idiot! What did I do?

Guys, it’s time to eat our food. Let’s eat.

Good morning. - Hey, good morning

Because of last night’s discussion, I think everyone has full clarity on things now. Am I right?

I generally do not talk about boys like that.

When it is time to get married, they look at a lot of things.

But for me, all I want is education, a job and respect.

Anyway, let’s leave this topic here on this tour.

Without me proposing to her, the tour is ending.

Hey, be careful with the bag.

I don’t know about Vicky, but Shyam has made good use of the tour.

Perfect match.

He is a 20% coupon and that girl is a 25% coupon. Made for each other.

Come on, you guys. If you laugh too much, I will make you walk.

Hey. -Can you tell me some of your cooking secrets?

You also cook well, know? -The other day, your horse gram soup was amazing

What?

I told you it was nice. It wasn’t a horse gram soup. It was a lentil stew.

Oh, yeah. It was good. It was really nice.

Dad, haven't you gone to Vizag? -No.

Dad, that girl is leaving for Delhi next week. Even Mr. Murthy is waiting

Anyway, after studying engineering and living in America, you couldn’t convince one girl to marry you?

Dad, please don’t joke. -It’s not a joke.Please go fast.

Not just education, it’s the parent’s responsibility to get us married as well.

He has retired, but he says he is always busy.

See if you have any coupons for plastic surgery.

Idiot! What is wrong with my face?

Hey, has Shilpa received the message? -I will try.

Hey, how long are you going to keep trying? Won’t there be anything real soon?

Buying roses is not a big deal. You have to give it to her and tell her that you love her.

It is just like food. First, you place the order and then you eat. Please call him.

Hey, this time I made a good plan.

The boy’s in love.

Guys, this is important, okay?

Any questions?

No, I think we got it all set.

Beautiful. Thank you so much, Peter. Thank you.

No problem. Hey, Vikram. Good luck with your love, man

Thank you. Hey, please don’t make this plan a flop.

When you can say it straight, for that why do you need a flight?

Hey, I have reached the location. All of our friends are on the conference call, you go and get Shilpa.

Okay.

Hey, come.

Where? Ravi is coming. We are going out.

Ravi is going to be late. Come, let’s go.

Five minutes. Okay, just two minutes. Two minutes. Let’s go

Hey, wait. How is my dress?

You are looking good. You look good in any dress. Come, let’s go.

Where to?

Come on. Get in.

Alright, Shyam. He is going up now. You will be able to see him in ten minutes

Oh! Okay, Peter. Good.

Hey, I just started.

Hey, take the first right when you reach East.

Yeah. And then come straight down.

Clearly tell me if it’s North or South.

Hey, listen to what I am saying. Take are right from the East and come straight down

Where are we going? - One minute.

Hey, the flight has already taken off. Come fast.

Where?! I can’t see anything.

You will be able to see him in about ten minutes.

Can you hear the sound?

Yes, I can hear the sound.

Come straight. He has almost reached. Come fast.

Where are we going?

One minute. It’s almost done. Just one minute.

Hey, can you see it?

Hey, I can’t see anything. The sound has faded.

Look. Look properly. He will be in the South East. Look.

No. I couldn’t see anything nor can I hear anything.

Oh, alright guys, sorry. Looks like he may have gotten lost.

Sorry.

What happened?

Sorry.

What is this confusion?

Nothing important. I will tell you later.

What happened to you? I won’t be here for two weeks.

Is it? Have fun.

What is that message? How can someone put a fence in our plot?

So, lodge a Police complaint.

There is the stupid real estate chap who sold it to us, right? Not like that.

I should get an AK47 and shoot everyone.

Let it go.

I used my credit card money. -Talk to Mr. Murthy.

Hey, they have stolen the plot.

Look for an auspicious time and put a case of them.

Hello. My daughter is getting ready, she will come soon

By the way, how far is Google?

Mom, move. Move. Move.

Hello. -What are your skills?

I do back end Java programming.

But, usually, the front end has more demand, know?

Okay. -I mean if you were in the front end, you can get more money.

Hello? Where are you? -I’m on my way to the office, daddy

What are you doing?

Waiting. Waiting to hear what you will say

I wasn’t so tensed with my 10th-grade results.

Okay.

It’s the truth

What is mom doing? -Your mom is sitting cooly without saying a word.

And is telling us what we should tell them, in sign language.

Take a decision fast, Shilpa

By the way, I forgot to tell you. Ravi called me

He’s there, I believe. He asked me if he should call you before he meets you. I asked him to call you.

Okay, daddy. Bye. - Bye.

Hello? -Hello. Hi, Shilpa.

Hello. Hi, Shilpa. Are you driving? Okay, I will wait in Coffee Day.

Okay.

Hi. -Hey

Hey, how are you? Fine. How are you?

Please be seated.

Sorry, last time my plan was disappointing.

No problem.

Three months.

Can we meet this weekend for dinner?

Okay.

Hey... -Hey

Busy? Are you working on the MP?

When is the next demo?

In three or four months.

By the way, I bought a present for you.

Hey, you have already given me so much. I still have to shop for you before you get back

This is very special. Open it. Guess?

A shirt? -No.

Watch?

Hmm...running shoes! -No. Open it.

Okay

Do you know that Steve Jobs started his company Apple from a garage?

And Facebook was started from a hostel.

I lived in a hostel for four years

Apart from eating and sleeping, I never had any good ideas.

Imagine how much confidence they must have in themselves.

Yeah, amazing stories.

And Vivekananda, he always inspires me.

They are all successful people

Only after I met you, I came to know what a startup is, about your MP project, and many other things.

You think differently, Vicky.

You have a desire to do something.

I am not trying to praise you. I am just telling you what I feel.

Everyone has dreams. But with dreams, one needs to have goals and work hard. And you have both those qualities

This time your project will definitely succeed. Good luck.

Thank you.

By the way, what does MP stand for?

Oh, that is my Project’s code name

MP means Maha Prasthanam

written by the great Telugu writer Sri Sri.

Oh, I don’t know him.

Oh, Sri Sri! Sri Sri is a very big...I am also not too sure.

I heard my grandfather talking about him as a child.

Okay, Vicky. Anyway, all the best. -Thank you

Take care, okay? -Sure.

Bye.

By the way, keep the house clean.

Have a safe trip. -Thank you.

You need the courage to dream to build a startup

The courage to work hard for those dreams

Do something fully. Don’t leave it halfway.

You can do it, Vicky.

“I have only been a defect or failure. But now I see through your eyes”

“More than you, I believe in our friendship.”

“It has seen in you a winner.”

“If I stop in doubt or miss my path, that is failure.

That is if you think too much”

“Change yesterday’s story. Make the changes a reality.”

“Forget that there is a tomorrow.”

“Don’t look back. Don’t stop moving.” “Success is coming your way.”

“Take a step forward and let the story proceed.”

“Let failure look at you and bow its head in shame.”

“Let success be your fate.”

Sorry, brother. I never thought this would happen.

I planned a lot of things, based on this job. Let’s see

Now everything is at God’s mercy.

Shall I help you pack?

Thanks

Okay, brother. Take care

Bye...

This is all because of Guru. We lost this job because of him.

We should put a cloth over his head and beat him up

How many more will lose their jobs, sir?

When I first came to America, in 1990

December 6th

I only had two dollars in my pocket.

“You cannot see the obstacles anymore.”

“If you only want to succeed no matter what.”

“If you willingly cross all the hurdles and move forward.”

“Your dreams will come true.”

“Friendship has shown you the way to win.”

“It’s opened the veils to show you a path to love.”

“Love is guaranteed, once you win the war.”

“There is no fear anymore.”

“Don’t look back. Don’t stop moving.” “Success is coming your way.”

“Take a step forward and let the story proceed.”

“Let failure look at you and bow its head in shame.”

“Let success be your fate.”

Surprise!

Hi! -Surprise, guys.

Hey, hi. Come on.

Hi, Shilpa. How are you? -Fine.

Bro, you look very classy in this attire

You gave us a sudden surprise.

Hey, I only look classy on the outside. Inside, I am a complete local.

Wow, now you look like a proper local.

Local mean, an Irani tea shop and biscuits with tea.

Alright, guys. We have a meeting. Bye.

Hey, guys. What is the hurry? Finish eating before you leave.

We have to go. See you. -Okay.

Ah, daddy. Dinner went off well.

We all met at the restaurant. -Did all of you go together?

Yes, I mean Ravi wanted to give a surprise. So we met Vicky and the others at the restaurant.

Oh, so Ravi wanted to surprise you and took you to Vicky and his friends? What else?

Okay, dad. I will talk to you later. -Okay.

Hey, where did you go off in the middle of dinner?

For the MP project.

Oh, are you busy?

You didn’t give me your opinion.

On what?

On India, the US. I mean about Ravi.

Oh, he has the looks, wealth, status and a job. He has everything

Do you mean that it is enough if a boy has enough money? To get married?

What else does one need?

You have never understood me properly.

I always said that the boy should have a job. I have never said he has to have money.

To get married, it’s not enough to just have an education or a career.

We want someone who can care for us as we care for ourselves.

He is settled, know. So isn’t he self-made?

Asking you was my mistake. Anyway, your life is a big confusion right now.

Business? Job? India? The US?

My life is less confusing than yours.

You could never understand me.

Sorry. That is not what I meant to say.

Shilpa, please. Please.

Shilpa?

Shilpa, that is not what I meant.

Give me a chance to explain. Please open the door.

I am okay, Vicky.

Shilpa, please open.

I am tired, Vicky.

Just once. I mean, let’s talk.

Goodnight, Vicky.

Goodnight.

Hello? -Tell me, brother.

Why is your voice so dull?

In America, if you don’t have a job your whole life is dull.

You said if you worked in America, you get a fever every Sunday?

If you don’t have a job in America, then every day is a fever, brother.

Do one thing. It’s better to get a fever every Sunday. Bye.

Hi. -How was your interview?

Three people interviewed me. A white man, a Vietnamese, and an Indian

The Indian asked me so many questions.

He asked me to write algorithms, script, and everything else we know. And that too on the board.

Stupid Indian. Just because he has a chance, does it mean he has to ask me all these stupid questions?

Ask me questions regarding the job.

How does it matter to you what I don’t know?

A software job requires skills

Not your intelligence or other bullshit. That’s it. -Correct

An IT job is like that.

You have to study all your life. Fate!

Anyway, when is the next interview?

It’s a phone interview. Veda will do it.

If he does it, then what will you do?

90% of people doing a software job rely on Google

I’ll manage it. There is an interview for Java front end

Do you have any sense?

You don’t even maintain the basic culture

How long does it take to learn Java front end?

First, stop wasting your time on your phone looking at useless news and researching coupons. Go, study.

Look at him, he is a Java front end expert. Work hard. You will get it.

Even after you did your engineering, why would you want to give these fake interviews?

Do you have any sense?

You are the one to talk. You have your subject knowledge.

Where to? -He has a meeting

Java front end.

We will have a light lunch and start.

You had a strong breakfast, right?

Hey, Shilpa. What’s up? -Where are you?

Planning for a meeting.

Same place.

Oh, gosh! Sure. I will be there in one hour. I will finish soon.

I will wait here.

Hey, Shilpa. Bye, Vicky. -Hey, hello. Hello. Hello.

Why is Vicky not answering his calls?

He is super busy. This time he is working very hard.

Do you know? -Tell me.

These days, Ravi and Shilpa are going out a lot.

They are family friends. - Does that mean they can move about that closely?

Hello? - Hi, dear

What have you decided?

What is this dad? You have made my marriage a main priority?

I am requesting you. Please give me some time.

I can understand. This time we are only thinking of your marriage.

I know that, dad. - That is why I am calling you, dad.

Okay, bye.

Hey.

Bye.

What happened?

What is the time?

Sorry. I had a meeting, so I was delayed. That is why…

Look, even I am working. I have a job.

I have meetings, too. I am busy as well. Bye.

Hey, are you ready for dinner? - I am going with Ravi

What is this? We decided, right?

There was no text or a call from you

It’s not enough if you decided You need to tell me.

We didn’t decide today. That was yesterday.

“The air I breathe, is it mine or not?”

“The air I breathe, is it mine or not?”

“Is the smile you smile, mine or not?”

“I have forgotten myself, I want to become one with you.”

“Am I there in you? If I am not there, then I am done for.”

“The sky says that it will not always be overcast.”

“It may become rain and fall on us.”

“The toss I threw in the air, is looking at me with pity.”

“If I don’t have you in this lifetime, to live will be so difficult.”

“Every moment I spend with you, it’s like ecstasy.”

“Am I there in you? If I am not there, then I am done for.”

“The air I breathe, is it mine or not?”

“Is the smile you smile, mine or not?”

“I have forgotten myself, I want to become one with you.”

“Am I there in you? If I am not there, then I am done for.”

“Like a wave, I have come to the shore just for you.”

“Time has broken my back and has made it difficult for me to stand.”

“Like a ray of light, the thoughts of you woke me up this morning.”

“I feel like I am travelling to the West now.”

“If our heart leaves us, then it’s not ours anymore.”

“If it doesn’t reach the destination, then there is no ease until then.”

“Am I there in you? If I am not there, then I am done for.”

“The air I breathe, is it mine or not?”

“Is the smile you smile, mine or not?”

“I have forgotten myself, I want to become one with you.”

“Am I there in you? If I am not there, then I am done for.”

Hey, I believe the whole of America is flooded.

Did Ram bro call you and tell you this?

No, I watched it on TV.

Hey, find out why is it taking such a long time for him to get the soda

It will come.

What is this nuisance? -They keep repeating the same things on TV. Nuisance.

Hey, if we have to see vegetables in America how much will they pay?

One minute, I will find out.

How much they will pay for vegetables?

Find out. -Find out. Call.

I will call in front of you. Wait. It’s ringing. I will put it on the loudspeaker. Listen

Hey, Shyam. How much do vegetable vendors get paid in America per day?

They may get 10 or 12 dollars per hour, brother.

Then why can’t you find a job for us there?

We will see. Let the job come first.

Why is Vicky not answering his phone?

He is busy working on his startup, brother.

Hey, you saying doing a job is like working as a buffalo

And working on a startup is like working like a beast. What are you actually doing?!

If we only eat and sleep, the days won’t go by, brother.

Hey, Shayam what is a startup?

Umm...huh! Now, let’s say you have a good business idea

And if you develop a product using technology for it

And, like...you take this to rich people and…

Not the ones who eat and sleep. The ones who have a lot of money.

Take the product to them and if they like it, then he will invest in it.

If that idea works out and our company is successful, we will be making a lot of money.

How much money can one make?

Oh, a lot of money, brother.

Then, why can’t you put a startup company?

Vicky is doing this, know. Just doing our job itself is tough.

To start a startup company you need a lot of knowledge.

Doing a 9 to 5 job is a great achievement in my life.

Shyam, we will also give you a great idea.

Okay. Anyway, brother, how far have you come with the registration work?

Forget about it. Yesterday, I gave the surveyor a grand party

That work will be done. You forget about it. I am there to take care of it.

Okay. Bye, brother.

With one stone we can hit, not two but four birds

Contaminated birds?

Wait! If we take sawdust and make a powder of it, and mix it with colours then…

Stop it! These days, the thing that makes gold is this. This medicine.

If we take this cheap liquor, pour them in scotch bottles and sell them, we can make a lot of money.

No, wait. You are giving us old ideas. Not this. The idea has to be fresh. And give us a kick out of it.

Damn it! I have been thinking about it for some time now. There is adulterated milk, water, oils, in vegetables, in flour, in meat.

In the end, there is adulteration in eggs and coconuts as well

This whole world is adulterated! -Correct.

The only thing that is not yet adulterated is this cheap liquor.

Even the cinemas are adulterated. We make Korean movies!

Only this is not adulterated. Timeless and unadulterated.

Hey, Ravi.

Hey, busy? - Nothing

Your phone was busy.

Nothing like that. Where are you?

I’m in Europe.

See you next week?

Oh, sure. Bye

Yes, daddy. - Hey, are you meeting Ravi?

Have to meet. I just spoke to him. Ravi is in Europe, I believe

Okay. What is your opinion on Ravi?

I don’t know, daddy. I can’t say right now.

We have to tell them something. They are waiting for us.

Okay. -They are a good family. Think about it before you decide

Okay.

By the way, did Ravi tell you when he’s coming?

Yes. He said he will come next week.

Since you have time until next week, think about your decision and tell us. Okay?

Okay. I will tell you.

Yeah, bye

Girls don’t seem to have enough clarity

But they expect the boys to have a 100% clarity on matters

Does he love me or not? Will he marry me or not?

Does he have a job or not?

Is he making money or not?

I am feeling very sad.

I have been telling you to propose to her for the past one year.

I am so confused

Job, startup, work, partners...I’m getting a headache.

It’s difficult for Shilpa as well know.

You don’t tell her anything. On one side she has her parents and on the other hand, Ravi’s proposal

Shilpa can tell her dad, know!

What should she say? That, ‘Vicky may come and propose in 4 or 5 years, dad. So, let us wait?’

Ravi is a good match. What more do the parents want?

Not like that dad!

As it is I don’t have a job. And I don’t need to spend 3 lakhs now and settle that.

Why don’t you understand what I am saying?!

Hello? - Yes, brother, tell me.

What is new?

Nothing, brother, I am working with Pet Care.

What is that?

I have to look after pet dogs and cats.

What do you mean looking after dogs? How much do they pay?

They give 12 dollars, brother.

What do you have to do? - I have to walk them.

Brother, the dog is taking a dump. I’ll call you back

In America is there such a high demand for dog faeces?

Not like that, brother. I will call you back. Bye.

What is with the dog’s faeces?

In America, if you spend an hour picking up dog faeces you get paid 12 dollars. In Indian currency, it is a thousand rupees

Is there such a high demand for dog faeces in America?

Trump likes to grow his plants with dog faeces.

Is that why Ivanka Trump came here?

And they told us they were here for other meetings.

Find out, we can export it

Hey, in Kurnool you get good dog faeces.

In Hyderabad, every area has dog faeces.

In Vijayawada, there is dog poop in every house.

I am asking because I don’t know. How much for dog faeces?

He didn’t tell me its rate. - How do we send dog faeces to America?

What is this? They will take it on the plane.

If they take it on the plane, won’t the passenger smell the stink?

First, you call and find out the rate. And we will immediately send them 100 tons.

We’ll send. Now. Right now. - Call.

Exporting dog faeces is good business

My brother-in-law works in the municipality of Vijayawada

Why is he not answering his calls?

Damn it! They never answer when needed.

Hello, how come you called me so early in the morning?

If I call you in the evening you are always high.

Mohit was saying that there was good business for dog faeces in America.

Brother, that is not dog faeces. - Then?

It’s called Pet Care.

Is it a new business?

When you everyone keeps saying America, here people they do all kinds of work.

You are all in America. And are working hard. But look at me

First, stop drinking.

Yes, I have wasted a lot of time in my life. Someday, I have to know.

Okay, bye. - Bye.

So that is the gist of the whole thing. And basically it is an interactive platform for MP.

What is MP?

MP is a code word for Maha Prasthanam.

Does it mean something?

Maha Prasthanam. I like it. What’s next?

Oh, hey.

Vikram, you are the man. Great to meet you. -Same here.

You look younger than you do on conference calls.

Thank you.

You guys are still stuck in this room?

We are finalizing some final procedures.

And the next possible improvements.

Guys, I am a businessman.

Vikram, we have a deal!

Thank you so much!

We just have to finalize some contracts and legal stuff. But we will do that soon.

Good. Let’s all celebrate.

We were waiting for that.

Come on. Let’s go.

Maha Prasthanam

Hey, brother! - Congratulations.

Thank you.

You have finally achieved it! Super. Where is the party?

Let’s go! - Let’s have fun.

In America, a Telugu youth is a Technology giant.

I knew from the beginning that Vicky will 100% succeed.

I believe the demo failed. I told you before, it will fail.

Every guy who steps off the plane from India wants to start a startup company in America and earn lakhs of crores.

One has to work hard for anything, you know?

Tell me. - The other day our brother was telling me.

They are looking at taking a 5 crore house for him, I believe.

He told me it was 10 crores.

Ten crores?

Wow! America is great.

Just as our manager Guru says, America is a land of opportunities.

We should also do something. Just one idea.

Even if you are in America you are after all a software tester. Don’t forget that.

Why? Don’t Testers get ideas?

Hey, Vicky!

Hey...

Congrats! You did it man

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Your dream came true. -Yeah, but there is still a lot to do

One step at a time. Let’s go for dinner? The treat’s on me.

Sure, why not.

Tell me, brother.

Finally, Vicky is successful. We are all very happy for him.

No, brother. There is still one more thing left.

What is it?

His love story, brother.

Oh, that is still pending

We all pray that his love story also is a success.

Leave it to me, brother. I will set it up.

Okay, bye.

Surprise!

Wow. I didn’t expect it to be you.

Hey, Amit! I thought you meant a meeting.

I mean, I just made a phone call. Everything else, they arranged.`

Are you surprised? - Of course!

Thank you, guys. Thank you so much.

Hey, didn’t I tell you about the dream I had about sitting in a limo after our Oogle.com success?

This is exactly the same. It’s a lovely moment

Vicky, that was a dream. This is real.

There is also food.

It’s all because of Mr. Murthy setting the auspicious date and the good lord’s blessing.

Praise the Lord!

Thanks. Did you expect this?

Not at all.

The party bus idea was Ravi’s.

Ravi?

He’s gone back to India. By the way, congrats

This is all because of your inspiration. Thank you.

What did I do? It was your dream and you worked hard.

You don’t know about yourself at all.

Do I have many angles to my personality?

Many!

Even I will move forward towards a goal.

I don’t need that much inspiration.

Toast, guys. To the success of Maha Prasthanam.

Shyam, I am so sorry man. He has screwed up the directions again.

He’s flying over the Bay Bridge

Bay Bridge?

Peter, you are a stupid American.

At least this time is the spelling correct?

You saw it that day, right?

No.

You saw it. - No.

A proposal has to be personal. Not on a plane, auto or a bus

So, what do you say? -I haven’t thought about it yet

There has to be some feeling when you propose.

Do you know how many times I have tried?

You can do it, Vicky. Keep trying.