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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CLINKING]
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He's a fake.
It's just a trick.
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[PEOPLE GRUNTING]
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[SWORDS CLASHING]
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Do not be envious
of thy neighbor's gatherings.
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[ZEN MUSIC PLAYING]
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It's not the bowl you want.
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Believe in yourself and
you will receive all the
riches you need.
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CLAUDIA:
The net is unbelievable.
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It's like having the
world's biggest store
right on your desk
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and you can shop for
anything at any time.
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It's like this gigantuous mall.
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I am telling you,
you've got to try it.
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Like you can even take
your own photo
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and put it into the computer
and then try on clothes.
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I swear to God ,
it's amazing.
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Look, no. I am not
exactly sure
how it works.
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But you should see
how cool stuff looks
on me.
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Particularly, the pastels.
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Except for cucumber.
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Totally sucks.
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Makes me look like I have
malaria or something.
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Yeah, I have to get that.
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Gotta go.
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I am all ears.
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I am here to see
Professor Sydney Fox.
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She is in class.
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I see.
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You, a new student?
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No, no, I am actually...
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Well, I am her new
teaching assistant.
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Aha...
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After such a
secluded education in
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Cambridge, you can imagine
how nervous I was
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to get a position in America.
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Silly to you, I am sure.
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Obviously, once I got here
I was quite released.
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Is there anything
I should know?
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[TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[YELLS]
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You must be Nigel.
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Your demonstration was
so wonderfully unusual.
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Was it the Maori or the...
[CLEARS THROAT]
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or the Shawnees Indians.
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Oh! It's actually a composite
of several travel cultures
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that embody similar methods
of killing.
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The most important thing
at the beginning of the term is
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to get the students excited
about history and
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hungry for more.
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Well, right.
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Otherwise history becomes just
an exercise in memorizing
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things from books.
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Blaine wants to see you.
Said he will meet you
on the quad.
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On my way.
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And that would be you
following her now.
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Blaine is?
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Curator of the museum.
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Lots of laughs.
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Robert!
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Sydney!
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This is my new
teaching assistant,
Nigel Bailey.
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What's this about?
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They are from a village
in Nepal.
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They are positive that you can
help them find the Buddhist
bowl.
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The alms bowl Siddhartha
threw away.
Mm-hmm.
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They claim to know where it is.
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Traveled 10,000 miles
just to see you.
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Will talk to nobody else.
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I'll take my leave then.
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Is there...
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any thing I should know?
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[WOMAN CLEARS HER THROAT]
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We have discovered
an ancient map.
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We now know
the exact location
of the bowl.
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One hundred and fifty years ago,
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the people of Kushinagar,
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where we are from
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The place where
Buddha died?
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Are building a monument.
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We want to put Buddha's bowl
in a place of honor.
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as a testament
to his teachings.
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I...really would like
to help you, but--
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The people of the village
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collected these.
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Why did Buddha
throw it away
in first place?
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To begin more trouble
than it was worth.
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It was believed to have
never run out of coins.
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Every time it was empty,
it filled up again.
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I don't understand
the problem.
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Do you mean to say that
you are actually going to...
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I mean...
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Now...traveling for
the purpose of--
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It's like Lumbini.
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She is.
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Lumbini Gardens, Nepal.
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Really?
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Some sort of fish.
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Golden Koi.
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And so are you.
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Chan! Look at this.
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I have to know Chan and
pardon me for saying this but
you are in deep doo-doo.
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I mean you have taken this
trading company
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that has been in
your family for--
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for generations...
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and managed to
single handedly because
of your lust for fancy cars
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and expensive women or is it
fancy women and expensive cars,
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and managed to sink
into oblivion.
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That's not true.
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Oh really! Come off it, Chan.
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It's nearly
beyond life support.
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Now I know it
and you know it.
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The only person who
doesn't know it yet...
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is your father.
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And Thank God
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because it would really
break his heart
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I'll get it back.
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[SCOFFS]
You and how many gone ifs?
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I on the other hand
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know a way for you
to bring it back from the dead.
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Get it back in a big way.
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Not interested.
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All right.
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Suit yourself, Chanie.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Hello!
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Yes, Father.
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[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
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I know this isn't what
you were expecting.
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Not exactly.
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I just thought when I
checked yes for travel
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on the job application form
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more or less
an occasional lecture
in Boston or something.
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Not that I am not intrigued
by being here, I mean...
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The end of the world
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but on my first day.
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And...then I
met your assistant
Claudia.
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She certainly didn't
let on there'd be anything
more than that.
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I mean, she doesn't share
your love of history unless
it can be poems.
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It is unfortunate.
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Her father is a friend
of the college that's why
she is there.
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Her love of history begins
and ends with Marilyn.
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Monroe?
Manson.
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Lovely girl, I am sure.
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You are gonna like
the hunt, Nigel.
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I can tell.
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Once we get to Lumbini,
finding the gardens
shouldn't be difficult.
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Lumbini Gardens.
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It sounds peaceful.
Doesn't it?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[MUSIC PLAYING IN THE CLUB]
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If the map is correct,
the Golden Koi
is in here somewhere.
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You look around here
and I will see
what is downstairs.
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Right.
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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The Koi!
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Gotta go.
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Hey! Wait a minute.
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You can't leave yet.
I'm just starting to get
ahead a little, here.
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You?
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Sweet cheeks!
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Sweet cheeks?
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Never mind.
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You have the Koi, don't you?
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What?
You mean this little
old thing?
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[LAUGHS]
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You don't think I just
came down here
for my health, do you?
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I mean, this isn't exactly
Bermuda, is it?
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How did you get here?
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Well, these three weirdos
villagers from Kushinagar
came by...
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and they showed me
this little map
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Then they tried to hire me...
with about 20 bucks worth of
worthless tokens.
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Can you imagine?
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Let go off me.
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Stewie. You cockroach.
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Sydney! They are calling
the authorities.
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I could go to jail.
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Imagine what jail's
like around here?
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There goes the Koi.
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And my watch.
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[COPS SPEAKING IN LOCAL
LANGUAGE]
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[SYDNEY TALKING IN
LOCAL LANGUAGE]
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[MAN SPEAKING IN LOCAL LANGUAGE]
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What's he saying?
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We are screwed.
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[SYDNEY GASPING FOR AIR]
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You are gonna be all right?
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Water, please?
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Can one of you get us
some water.? Can't you see
how upset she is?
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It's gonna be all right.
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I'll get it myself.
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Come on! Let's go!
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[MEN SHOUTING]
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[HISSING]
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The next stop
once we had the Koi
would have been Bodhgaya.
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I'm sure that's where
he's going.
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Why does he call you
sweet cheeks?
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It's not important.
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Michael!
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I just thought
you should know.
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There's been increasing
interest in the company.
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Really?
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That's good news , Father.
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I trust the profit and loss
statements are up to date.
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Absolutely.
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Good.
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I 'd like you to prepare
the entire financial package
for me.
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Right away.
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Michael!
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Don't worry. I got the Koi.
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I don't understand.
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It's a long story, you will
have to trust me. The Koi
is the key.
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The Koi is the key?
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OPERATOR: Yes, sir.
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Give me a ticket to Bodhgaya.
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Let's get on the train.
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Get out of these things.
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When we get to Bodhgaya,
we will find a nice hotel.
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Have a bath.
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and a glass of water whatever
they call wine.
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[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
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[BIRD SQUAWKING]
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In interpreting the tree bark...
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it seems to me that
the Koi was just
one of the many.
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Really?
Yes, there were several.
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Which would mean?
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One is not enough.
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It's all part of a mosaic.
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But Stewie has the Koi.
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Yes and he knows, we know
that he has the Koi.
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I know, he knows, we know.
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And he knows, I know he knows.
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I am not sure,
I am following this.
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Point is we have
to be on guard.
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Operate on the basis
he can be any where.
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That's where I think
you are the best,
sweet cheeks.
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[YELLS AT THE HORSE]
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Hello there! Kimoasabes.
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Perhaps you can help me.
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Do any of you know
what this means?
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What its used for?
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This...
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Koi.
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Yes.
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It's supposed to be
from this area.
Many of them.
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Does it ring a bell?
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You should forget about it.
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Oh, yeah?
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And why is that?
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It is best you do not know.
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But you should forget
you saw it.
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00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,804
Look.
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If it's money,
you guys want.
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I am fresh out of beads,
you know.
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00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,814
Hey!
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What about this?
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Very expensive.
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Very expensive. Look!
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Multi time zones.
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Yeah.
262
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,727
You can keep that, Kimosabes.
All you got to do is
263
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,296
tell me about this Koi.
264
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,864
It's the key.
265
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:36,135
All right, which one of you
is going to step up and
part with the goods,huh?
266
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,169
SYDNEY: I will.
267
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,213
Like you said,
the Koi is the key.
268
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,685
Water!
269
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,754
The fountain holds the answer.
270
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,188
Water?
271
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,223
Yes!
272
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,566
Excuse me but...
273
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,369
the watch , you see,
is actually mine
274
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,638
and it was stolen in Lumbini.
275
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,911
Fountain holds the answer.
276
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,413
Right!
277
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,815
It's not even a fish pond here.
278
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,652
Well, it can't be
this fountain.
279
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,719
Why not?
280
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,721
Well, this fountain is
relatively new and the one
281
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,791
we are looking for would have
been built well over
two hundred years ago.
282
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,726
Right.
283
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,428
There's got to be
another fountain.
284
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,052
That's better.
285
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,560
Seven Koi will never be.
286
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,431
What do you mean?
287
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,200
An odd number,
completely unlucky,
just would never be.
288
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,325
Now what?
289
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,594
I have no idea.
290
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:34,847
[PANTING]
291
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,786
You all right?
292
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,053
Fine.
293
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,221
Fine.
294
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,025
Let's go.
295
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,097
Nigel!
296
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,431
No, I am fine.
Not a problem.
297
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,933
Nigel!
298
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,471
Beetles! Aah! Aah!
299
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,909
This is not exactly
what I bargained for.
300
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:40,179
Going through the guide,
the Bodhi tree should be
just over the next ridge.
301
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:58,798
This is it.
302
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,003
If this is it, then
where is the Buddha?
303
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:06,873
I don't know.
304
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,252
Now what?
305
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:22,689
I don't know.
306
00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:29,161
We've come to a dead end.
307
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:31,998
Looks that way.
308
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,578
This is the right spot,
I am sure of it.
309
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,081
Maybe we should go back
and talk to the guides.
310
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,018
Get up!
What?
311
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,086
Get up!
NIGEL: What is it?
312
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,557
We couldn't find the Buddha
because it was right under
our noses.
313
00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:00,026
We were sitting on him.
314
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,429
The whole bloody place
is the Buddha.
315
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,064
Fallen over.
316
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,966
The bowl must be
somewhere inside.
317
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,467
And getting inside?
318
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,604
That's what the eye meant.
319
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:14,607
Buddha taught that
the third eye was the way
into our souls.
320
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:15,775
Our inner beings.
321
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:16,809
NIGEL: The eyes!
322
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,678
The eyes...
323
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:43,970
Look, I... have
got to get out
of here.
324
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,672
Okay? Me go.
325
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,342
All right?
326
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,178
What gives?
327
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,380
An offering is required
for your release.
328
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:56,949
An offering?
329
00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:57,984
That is correct.
330
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,619
Uh...look
331
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:03,422
Do you know
who I am, Kimosabe?
Huh?
332
00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:30,582
SYDNEY: The third eye.
333
00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:32,351
SYDNEY: Repository of
all knowledge.
334
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:33,686
Can't see a thing!
335
00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,781
All right. So it was
a different eye.
336
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,958
I think you got rid of them.
337
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:15,227
Better to have the bugs on the
outside than to have them
inside,Tarzan.
338
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,072
All right! All right!
339
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:29,275
Look! Just give me a second
I am going to call my boss
340
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:33,212
and I will have him
wire me some bucks,
okay?
341
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,446
[DIALING]
342
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,219
Cell phone!
343
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,326
You can call people. Anybody,
anytime, anywhere
344
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,328
No wires.
345
00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:53,232
Just a lot of exorbitant
roaming charges. Hey!
346
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,768
Cell phone!
347
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,437
Nokia 6100 digital
348
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,471
with voice enhancement.
349
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,073
Look!
350
00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,876
You tell me where
they are and it's yours.
351
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:14,821
It's enormous.
352
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:23,796
The bowl could be anywhere.
353
00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,598
I think the Buddha
will give us a sign.
354
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,506
Oh!
355
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,244
We are obviously not
the first to come looking
for it.
356
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,646
Just hope we are
more successful.
357
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,847
Buddha teaches the way
to Nirvana is through
moderation, not abstinence.
358
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,916
Partaking not denying
359
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,717
which is why his
belly is so large.
360
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,553
Well, we'll find the bowl
in the belly?
361
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,022
Convinced of it.
362
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:24,790
[SYDNEY EXCLAIMS LOUDLY]
363
00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,260
Roaches!
364
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,337
[LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY]
365
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,773
Ugh! All over the place.
366
00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:45,411
They are just roaches, Sydney.
I hate roaches.
367
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,847
Well, granted, they're not
very pleasant,
but they are just bugs.
368
00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:51,050
They are not bugs.
They are roaches.
369
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,484
Nobody likes roaches.
370
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,887
Even people who like snakes,
don't like roaches.
371
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,457
There must be hundreds of them.
372
00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:01,527
Your imagination is getting
the better of you. There aren't
that many of them.
373
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,006
[LAUGHS WICKEDLY]
374
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,583
NIGEL: You see, we have
made our way past
the worst of them.
375
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,222
What's that?
376
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:32,391
I can't make it out.
377
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,397
Ugh!
Ugh!
378
00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,000
Let's just get through them fast
379
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,202
There must be
another way through.
380
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:46,072
This is the only way to the
belly of the Buddha.
381
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,507
Well! Well!
Having problems there,
sweet cheeks?
382
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,342
What did you expect
Mahatma Gandhi!
383
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,511
Mind if I play through?
384
00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,446
Roaches, huh?
385
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:57,883
You should see my apartment.
386
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,685
[LAUGHS LOUDLY]
387
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:25,811
Stewie, stop!
388
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,047
What? What is it?
389
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,748
Don't take another step.
390
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,882
Remember kuranda?
391
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,284
Kuranda?
392
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,786
Spikes in the wall.
393
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,522
Nasty, weren't they?
Yeah.
394
00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,392
You really do care
about me, huh?
395
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,295
Must not get carried away now.
396
00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,164
Still want you to...
397
00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:47,499
well, you know...
398
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,935
Wait a minute! I thought you
said there were spikes.
399
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,570
I didn't say anything
about spikes.
400
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,705
I just asked
if you remembered Kuranda.
401
00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:04,883
[DIALING]
402
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,722
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
403
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:20,466
[MAN SPEAKING IN
LOCAL LANGUAGE]
404
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,110
Remember, Bangladesh?
405
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,144
Yeah, right!
406
00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:35,147
What the hell was that?
407
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,051
I tried to warn you,
sweet cheeks.
It was Burundi.
408
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,486
I lose track.
409
00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,508
Siddhartha's bowl!
410
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:24,396
Listen, Sydney, what are
we fighting about?
411
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,165
Why don't we just split it?
412
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,367
'cause it's not for sale.
It is a priceless relic.
413
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,837
NIGEL: Oh my God!
414
00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,044
Great! Now what?
415
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,812
We figure a way out.
416
00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:44,015
STEWIE: Now what?
417
00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,329
I have a confession
to make , sweet cheeks.
418
00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:58,697
Why do you keep calling
her that?
419
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,332
It's not important.
420
00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,601
It started in Constantinople.
421
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,635
Singapore!
422
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,237
I lose track.
423
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,738
We don't need to hear the story.
424
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,275
We were looking for
the jade tiger. We were
in a field
425
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:12,878
and she had to , you know,
go behind the bushes
426
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:15,714
And while she was, you know,
behind the bushes
427
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,983
a wasp decided to take
a siesta in her breeches.
428
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,186
When she pulled them up
429
00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,688
it must have got a little
claustrophobic for the wasp
430
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:26,692
How many times did it bite
your ass? Twenty, thirty,forty,
fifty times?
431
00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,862
Anyway we didn't have
any salve
or ointment or anything?
432
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:31,897
One of the guides
433
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:33,799
had some marmalade.
434
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:35,934
Surprisingly soothing.
435
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,371
All I wanted...
436
00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,341
was a nice little teaching job.
437
00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:43,609
You had a confession?
438
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,677
Yeah.
439
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:48,514
Look, since it looks
like we all going to
bite it here.
440
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,549
I just wanted to
set the record straight.
441
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:52,884
Okay.
442
00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:56,288
I am a schmuck.
443
00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,491
I am a big schmuck.
444
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,693
I know that's not
earth shattering news
445
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:05,497
but wanted you to know Syd,
that I really enjoyed working
with you.
446
00:36:05,531 --> 00:36:07,499
I mean it,
it's been a lot of fun.
447
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,601
Thanks, Stewie.
448
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,603
That's it.
449
00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:14,940
Thanks Stewie.
450
00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,675
It's nice.
Yeah, well...
451
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,980
Anybody know any
good dying songs?
452
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,181
A lever!
453
00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:24,516
A lever?
454
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:25,651
A stone lever!
455
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,420
NIGEL: What do you think
it means?
456
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:29,855
May be opens the door.
457
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,423
or releases the sand.
458
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,635
We are not going with the flow.
459
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,371
No, we are not.
We definitely are not.
460
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:46,905
STEWIE: What flow?
There is no flow.
461
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:49,275
We are ignoring one of the basic
teachings of Buddhism.
462
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,009
Are we?
What exactly would that be?
463
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,744
Not to resist.
464
00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,246
That's what I told you
in Rio.
465
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,048
That is your answer?
Not choose your solution?
466
00:36:57,082 --> 00:37:01,420
To fight against pain
and fear is to be defeated
by it.
467
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:02,488
To accept it
468
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,155
is to conquer it.
469
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,025
Close your eyes and relax.
470
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:08,494
Oh, sure!
471
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,695
Breathe deeply.
472
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:12,998
Breathe!
473
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,970
You know,
I hate to say this but
474
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:20,606
not resisting is not working.
475
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,710
I must say,
I'll have to agree.
476
00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,447
Aah! We are missing something.
477
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,948
Yes, a way out.
478
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:30,982
Vibrations!
479
00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:33,385
Sound waves!
480
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:34,420
Sound waves?
481
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,424
Maybe if we can make
the walls oscillate
482
00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:40,892
the vibrations will move
the handle
483
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,127
Oh, sure!
484
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,161
A chant!
485
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,196
Meditate and chant!
486
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:47,098
as loud as you can.
487
00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:51,036
Om mm!
488
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,575
[ALL CHANTING OM]
489
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:00,912
Louder!
490
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,350
[ALL CHANTING OM LOUDLY]
491
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,927
SYDNEY: It's moving!
492
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,202
NIGEL:
We did it. It's working.
493
00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:30,642
[ALL LAUGHING HAPPILY]
494
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:41,920
What happened to the bowl?
495
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,321
I have the bowl.
496
00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,893
We always knew,
that someday
someone would come.
497
00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:52,998
It is important that the bowl
goes to someone of great need.
498
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,901
SYDNEY: I want to return
the bowl to it's
rightful place.
499
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:59,438
The villagers of Kushinagar
are building a monument
to Buddha.
500
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,272
They want to place it there.
501
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:02,774
It is the final resting place.
502
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:06,144
A tribute to his memory
and what he stood for.
503
00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:08,614
Chan!
504
00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,716
You come for the bowl as well?
505
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:13,585
Yes.
506
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:14,620
What is your need?
507
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:19,257
I needed to make the money
I have lost in my family's
business.
508
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:20,992
For personal gain.
509
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:23,395
Yes, it is.
510
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:25,864
Loser!
511
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:38,243
Yes.
512
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:43,515
I don't understand.
513
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,552
His need was greater.
514
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:52,891
It's not working.
515
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,561
It is.
516
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,664
The bowl like Buddha gives
to those what they need
the most.
517
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,166
You needed not to work.
518
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,470
What are you talking about?
519
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:07,205
Perhaps you need to face up
to the truth of your actions.
520
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,879
I have to face my father.
521
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,147
That is precisely
what you needed.
522
00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:27,626
Michael! Wait, wait!
523
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,128
Michael!
524
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:43,241
Guard it well.
525
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,276
I will.
526
00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,618
Please wait up! Whoa!
527
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:54,720
Wait up! Where is my money?
528
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,055
I don't owe you any money.
The bowl doesn't work.
529
00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,524
Well, that's not my fault.
530
00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,926
I got you the bowl. You owe me.
531
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,029
Listen, Michael! Maybe they just
don't know how to use the bowl.
532
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:06,064
Maybe you got to rub it.
I think you got to rub it.
533
00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:08,333
SYDNEY:
Are you okay?
534
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,367
NIGEL:
Me? Fine.
535
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,537
NIGEL: Perfect.
536
00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,804
NIGEL: You do this a lot?
537
00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:13,872
Not often enough.
538
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,340
What do you think?
539
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:18,043
To be honest, I found the
whole experience rather
daunting.
540
00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,846
Is it good or bad?
541
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,581
I don't know.
542
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,616
It did cost me a watch.
543
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,489
How did it...
544
00:41:31,523 --> 00:41:34,225
Hear what the man said?
The bowl gives you
what you need.
545
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,432
But I don't need the watch.
546
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,401
But you needed to know
that you didn't.
547
00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:45,136
Now that you have it back,
you do.
548
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,643
It's gonna be like this a lot,
isn't it?
549
00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,146
You ain't seen nothing, yet?
550
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:11,196
How is it going?
551
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:12,864
Not bad.
552
00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,333
What happened?
553
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,268
I got a little carried away.
554
00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:19,571
This online shopping
is dangerous.
555
00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:21,640
Trust me,Claudia, you don't
know what dangerous is.
556
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,241
Oh! Yes, I do.
557
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,011
I am gonna have to return
half of this stuff.
558
00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,597
Remember those coins,
the villagers gave me.
559
00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:47,032
Yes.
560
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,900
Since he didn't get any money
from Chan,
561
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,637
I sent them to Stewie as a joke.
562
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:54,840
One of them turned out to be
a lost Taxila from the
fourth century.
563
00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:56,708
It was worth a fortune.
564
00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,593
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