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YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY
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THE GRAND CANYON OR BIG SUR BUT...
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I THINK SOME OF THE FINEST VISTAS
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TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE IN THESE UNITED STATES
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ARE RIGHT HERE IN PITTSBURGH.
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LOOKS PRETTY BARREN TO ME.
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OH COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE
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IN THIS VAST PANORAMA OF SWEATY BODIES
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YOU'RE JUST DYING TO HAVE REJECT YOU.
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IT'S NOT THEM. IT'S ME.
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IT'S TOO SOON. I'M STILL IN MOURNING.
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WELL IT'S TIME TO TAKE OFF THE WIDOW'S WEEDS.
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AFTER ALL, EVEN JACKIE MANAGED TO GET UP OFF ALL FOURS,
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MARRY SOME RICH OLD MAN AND GO SHOPPING AGAIN.
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AT LEAST TRY.
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HIM.
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WHO?
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OVER THERE. THE, UH, RED AND BLUE SHIRT,
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BLACK HAIR, BIG BUTTON EYES,
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CUTE LITTLE TURNED-UP NOSE.
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OH, HE'S ADORABLE.
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HE'S HOT.
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HE'S, UH...
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MICHAEL!
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MICHAEL. OH MY GOD.
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HEY. MICHAEL!
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HEY! MICHAEL-L-L.
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MICHAEL.
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IT'S YOU. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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I FIGURED I'D FIND YOU HERE.
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HOW'D YOU GUESS? WELL, IT WAS EITHER THIS
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OR MIDNIGHT MASS. OH, WELL... SO, YEAH.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU WERE COMING?
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IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING.
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I, UH... DAVID TOOK HANK CAMPING...
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AND SO YOU FIGURED YOU'D DO A LITTLE CAMPING OF YOUR OWN.
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OH-HO, MAN.
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OH, IT'S... OH, LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU LOOK ADORABLE.
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AND HOT!
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DOESN'T HE LOOK HOT, TED?
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LET'S HAVE A DRINK.
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OH, YEAH. COME ON.
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SO HOW LONG ARE YOU IN TOWN FOR?
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JUST LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU GUYS AND...
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AND MY MOM AND MY UNCLE VIC...
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BRIAN. BRIAN. YEAH.
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OH, THERE'S NO POINT IN LOOKING FOR HIM, SWEETIE,
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HE'S NOT HERE.
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NO, OF COURSE NOT, NOT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED.
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HE'S IN THE BACK ROOM.
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OH, HEY, TODD, HOW'S IT GOING?
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HEY. FINE.
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HEY, MIKEY.
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IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?
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N-NO. COVER YOUR TEETH.
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I'VE BEEN E-MAILING YOU AND LEAVING YOU MESSAGES
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PRACTICALLY EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST MONTH
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AND YOU NEVER ANSWERED.
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BUSY, BUSY. WHAT?
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UP TO YOUR OLD TRICKS?
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NEVER OLD ONES,
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AND NEVER THE SAME ONES TWICE.
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OKAY, GUYS, YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK.
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WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY.
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OH, NOT JUST OKAY. I'M...
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I'M FABULOUS.
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IN FACT, I'M THE MOST FABULOUS FAG IN PITTSBURGH...
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THAT IS IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO BE FABULOUS IN PITTSBURGH.
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DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY "E"?
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MM-HMM. HERE YOU GO.
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TRY IT. HERE.
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GO ON, TAKE IT.
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SO WHO TOLD YOU I WAS HERE, ROSENCRANZ OR GUILDENSTERN?
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I THINK I COULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT ON MY OWN.
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OH SHIT! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO NAIL THAT FUCKER ALL NIGHT.
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WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU?
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I WOULDN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, SWEETIE.
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HE'S CUT HIMSELF OFF FROM EVERYONE.
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EVERYONE, THAT IS, EXCEPT FOR EVERY SLUT IN PITTSBURGH
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WITH A SMOOTH ASS OR A NINEINCH COCK.
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SO IN OTHER WORDS, DESPITE WHAT HAPPENED,
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IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR MR. KINNEY.
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BUT HEY, WHEN YOUR BOY-TOY GETS BROKEN,
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YOU GET ANOTHER TOY. RIGHT?
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WELL, HERE WE ARE. HOME, SWEET DUMP.
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IT IS SO GREAT TO BE BACK.
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AH, I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
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AFTER THOSE PHOTOS YOU E-MAILED US OF YOUR NEW PLACE.
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WELL, I MAY NOT HAVE A POOL AND AN ATRIUM,
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BUT I'VE GOT A STOPPED-UP SINK
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AND A HALFDEAD RUBBER TREE PLANT.
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HE'S TRYING TO GROW HIS OWN CONDOMS.
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OH, BABY, YOU MUST BE SO HAPPY.
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YEAH. HANK AND DAVID ARE GETTING VERY CLOSE NOW AND...
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AND, UH, WE GET TO DO ALL THESE COOL THINGS TOGETHER.
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WE GET TO GO BICYCLING IN FOREST PARK,
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AND WE GET TO GO TO CANNON BEACH,
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AND, UH, WE'VE MADE SOME REALLY GREAT NEW FRIENDS.
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IT'S REALLY... YOU HAVE... FRIENDS?
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WELL, THAT'S, UH... THAT'S NICE.
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OH, STOP IT. YOU KNOW NOBODY COULD REPLACE YOU GUYS.
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HMMM? UH, YEAH, WELL, I'M AFRAID
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REPLACE YOU.
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WHAT?
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IF I DON'T FIND A NEW ROOMMATE SOON,
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I'M GOING TO BE FORCED TO MOVE INTO THE HOME FOR INDIGENT HOMOS.
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WELL, HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING?
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I'M HERE ABOUT THE ROOM.
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I'M HERE ABOUT THE ROOM.
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I'M HERE...
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OH, YEAH!
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WHOO!
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HIGH AND LOW.
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ONLY NO ONE, UH... MEASURES UP.
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MAYBE YOU NEED TO RETHINK THE INTERVIEW PROCESS.
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RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A GUEST.
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WELCOME HOME, BABY.
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MMMM.
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CRUMMY NIGHT?
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HELL, WHAT'S A LITTLE RAIN?
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HOW ABOUT SOME HOT TEA?
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OR I COULD, UH, FIX YOU UP SOME OF THAT, UH, SOUP IN A CUP,
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ALTHOUGH IT'S GOT ENOUGH SODIUM TO STIFF A HORSE.
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OH, BY THE WAY, MIGUEL, YOU KNOW, UH,
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THE ONE WHO'S HERE TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS,
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HE WAS TOSSING THE BALL WITH HIM TODAY.
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YEAH, SAID HIS HAND WAS IMPROVING.
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BUT HE STILL HAS THESE OUTBURSTS WHEN HE GETS FRUSTRATED.
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WELL, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN GIVE HIM.
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OH, DRUGS CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING.
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WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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IF YOU ASK ME...
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WHAT WOULD HELP HIM THE MOST
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IS IF HE KNEW THAT YOU CAME HERE EVERY...
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NO!
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UH-UH-UH-UM.
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UH, NO.
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WHO MADE UP THE FUCKING RULE THAT YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN A HOSPITAL?
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COME AND GIVE YOUR MOTHER A HUG.
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PROMISE TO LET ME GO THIS TIME?
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EAGLE SCOUT'S HONOUR.
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AND THEY'RE ALL FAGS, YOU KNOW.
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MY BABY!
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CHRIST!
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YOU'RE A FUCKING SKELETON.
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WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING
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OUT THERE? NUTS AND BERRIES?
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I CAN SEE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FATTEN YOU UP.
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I'M GOING TO GET YOU THE BUTCH BOTTOM SPECIAL, HUH?
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STACK-O-JACKS. JACKS.
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DOUBLE SAUSAGE AND EGGS,
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A BIG SLICE OF CHERRY PIE A LA MODE.
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RIGHT. DOUBLE B-S FOR MY KID.
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ARE YOU TRYING TO FATTEN ME UP OR GIVE ME A STROKE?
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WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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CHRIS HOBBS' SENTENCING IS NEXT WEEK.
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THE JUDGE IS A REAL ASSHOLE.
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YEAH, WE'RE CALLING EVERYBODY WE CAN.
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P-FLAGers, ACLUers.
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WE'RE GOING TO PACK THAT COURTROOM.
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MAKE SURE HE KNOWS WE'RE HOLDING HIM ACCOUNTABLE.
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JUSTIN'S VERY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU LOOKING AFTER HIM.
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WELL, THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND.
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HE HASN'T BEEN TO SEE HIM ONCE.
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EVERY TIME WE VISIT JUSTIN,
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ALL HE EVER ASKS IS, "WHERE'S BRIAN?"
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GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED, THAT'S WHERE'S BRIAN.
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I'M NOT STICKING UP FOR HIM.
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BUT MAYBE IT'S LIKE THOSE VIETNAM VETS
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WHO WITNESSED ALL THOSE ATROCITIES.
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IT'S JUST TOO PAINFUL FOR HIM TO FACE.
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WHAT? SEEING A POOR, HURT KID?
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YOU WEREN'T THERE THAT NIGHT. YOU DIDN'T SEE BRIAN...
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IN SHOCK, WITH ALL THAT BLOOD ALL OVER HIM.
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IT'S LIKE HE HAD THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM TOO.
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IF YOU ASK ME, HE'S STILL AN ASSHOLE.
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OKAY, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE BEAUTY PARLOUR.
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YEAH, GET OUR HAIR DONE.
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GET OUR MANICURES. PICK UP OUR DRESSES.
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BE READY WHEN OUR DATES ARRIVE.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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DID SOMETHING HAPPEN WHILE I WAS GONE THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
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DON'T WORRY, MICHAEL. WE'RE STILL LESBIANS.
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OH, WHOO!
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IT'S MY SISTER'S WEDDING.
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AND THE LESS SAID, THE BETTER.
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RIGHT. YEAH.
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HERE, BONE-BUTT.
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START ON THESE.
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OH, MMM-WAH.
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COFFEE.
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COFFEE.
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DOES HE ALWAYS PUSH HIMSELF THIS HARD?
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EVEN WHEN HE WAS A KID,
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HE WAS S... SO DETERMINED TO RIDE HIS TWO-WHEELER.
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HE FELL A HUNDRED TIMES.
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HIS KNEES WERE A BLOODY MESS, BUT...
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HE KEPT AT IT TILL HE LEARNED HOW TO STAY UP.
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HE HASN'T CHANGED.
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IF HE WANTS SOMETHING, HE WON'T STOP TILL HE GETS IT.
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WELL, WHATEVER IT IS NOW
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THAT'S MAKING HIM WANT TO STAY ON TOP,
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IT'S PAID OFF.
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I'M SENDING HIM HOME.
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THAT'S WONDERFUL.
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FUCK! SHIT!
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ARE YOU SURE HE'S READY?
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I WANT TO SEE HIM HERE THREE TIMES A WEEK
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FOR THE NEXT MONTH FOR OUTPATIENT THERAPY.
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AND CALL ME IF THERE'S A PROBLEM.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.
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I'M DRESSED FOR A FUCKING FUNERAL.
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CLOSE TO IT. HETERO WEDDING.
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CAN'T YOU TWO GIVE UP BABYLON FOR ONE NIGHT?
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I DID, AND LOOK. I'M HAVING WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS.
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OH. WELL, IT'S TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT. YOU COULD...
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REALLY SCORE BIG TIME.
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IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
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BUT IN THIS PARALLEL UNIVERSE, YOU'RE ACTUALLY HOT.
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WOO-HOO, LUCKY ME.
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PINK CHAMPAGNE. YEAH.
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UM, YEAH, THAT'S TOO NELLY EVEN FOR ME.
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NOT BAD...
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FOR A DOUCHE.
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LOOK, I'M SORRY
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TO MAKE YOU PRETEND TO BE OUR DATES BUT...
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LYNNETTE INSISTED MEL AND I NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO OURSELVES.
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WHAT DID SHE THINK WE WERE GOING TO DO?
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PERFORM CUNNILINGUS ON TOP OF THE WEDDING CAKE?
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I PROMISED WE'D FOLLOW WEDDING ETIQUETTE.
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YEAH, WELL I'VE READ "MISS MANNERS" COVER TO COVER,
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AND NOWHERE DOES IT STATE THAT ONE MUST SUBJUGATE ONE'S SEXUALITY
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EVEN... AT THE BRIDE'S REQUEST.
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WOW, IS HE HOT! COME BACK HERE.
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WHAT'S HER POSITION ON FUCKING USHERS?
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PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE.
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PREFERABLY NOT DURING THE CEREMONY.
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THERE SHE IS. AH, DADDY.
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AH, THERE'S MY GIRL.
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WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
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HELLO, MELANIE.
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MR. AND MRS. PETERSEN.
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THIS IS TED, EMMETT.
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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WE'RE THEIR BEARDS.
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YOU, UH, READY FOR "HERE COMES THE BRIDE"?
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AGAIN. OH, RON, STOP.
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WELL, DON'T TELL ME, NANCY, TELL LYNNETTE.
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UH, THREE WEDDINGS IN FIVE YEARS IS...
251
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THIS IS THE LAST ONE I'M PAYING FOR.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID THE LAST TIME.
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MR. PETERSEN.
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OH... OH, THERE'S OUR CUE.
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SHALL WE TAKE OUR POSITIONS?
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I LEFT YOU FOUR MESSAGES.
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I TOLD YOU, BUSY, BUSY.
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WANT SOME DINNER?
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THIS IS DINNER?
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IT'S JUST THE ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS OF A HEALTHY DIET;
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SALT, SATURATED FAT,
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ALCOHOL.
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I'M NEVER EATING AGAIN.
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MY MOM PRACTICALLY FORCE-FED ME
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THE ENTIRE LIBERTY DINER MENU.
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WELL, WHO TOLD YOU TO EAT IT?
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WELL, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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SAY NO.
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YOU KNOW IT MAKES HER HAPPY.
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THERE YOU HAVE IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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PROOF POSITIVE
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THAT MAKING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY
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CAN CAUSE NAUSEA,
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SEVERE CRAMPS, EVEN DIARRHEA.
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GOT ANY TUMS?
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YOU KNOW WHAT TUMS IS SPELLED BACKWARDS?
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SMUT! SMUT!
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE? I TOLD YOU,
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I LEFT YOU A BUNCH OF MESSAGES, AND YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK.
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I-I MEAN, OUT OF ALL THE HOLIDAY DESTINATIONS YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN...
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IBIZA, PUERTA VALLARTA, SIX FLAGS OVER FUCKING TULSA,
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WHY THE PITTS? I MISSED IT. IT'S MY HOME.
283
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NOT ANY MORE IT'S NOT. YOU'RE JUST A VISITOR HERE NOW.
284
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JUST A SIGHTSEER OF YOUR FORMER LIFE.
285
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SO NOW THAT YOU'VE SEEN YOUR MOM AND THE BOYS AND ME,
286
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WHO'S NEXT ON THE TOUR?
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I THOUGHT I'D GO SEE JUSTIN.
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HOW'S HE DOING? HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
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WELL, YOU WOULD IF YOU WENT TO SEE HIM.
290
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HOW ABOUT YOU COMING WITH ME? WHAT FOR?
291
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IT MIGHT MAKE HIM HAPPY.
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I JUST TOLD YOU, MAKING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY
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CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.
294
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SO CAN MAKING YOURSELF MISERABLE.
295
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LOOK, SAVE THE WORRIED WIFE ROUTINE FOR THE DOC...
296
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AND, UH, COME WITH ME TO WOODY'S.
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I DON'T WANT TO...
298
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I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WOODY'S. COME ON.
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IT'S PART OF THE TOUR.
300
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ON YOUR LEFT, A NOSTALGIC RECREATION OF YOUR MISSPENT YOUTH.
301
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YOU'LL LOVE IT. UH...
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YEAH, SURE.
303
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I STINK. I NEED A SHOWER.
304
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JUSTIN'S CONDITION?
305
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WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO JUSTIN?
306
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IS HE ALL RIGHT? HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
307
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OW, SHIT!
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MRS. TAYLOR, IS JUSTIN ALL RIGHT?
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WILL YOU BE GOING TO THE SENTENCING?
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JESUS CHRIST, WHAT WAS THAT?
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THEY WERE WAITING FOR US WHEN WE GOT HOME.
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SOMEONE FROM THE HOSPITAL MUST HAVE TOLD THEM
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JUSTIN WAS BEING RELEASED.
314
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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WHAT? OH, JESUS.
316
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SOME ASSHOLE OUT THERE BUMPED INTO ME
317
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AND MADE ME SPILL MY MARINARA ALL OVER MYSELF.
318
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO ON THE ANGEL HAIR, NOT YOU.
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OH. WAIT TILL YOU SEE ALL THE SUPPORTERS
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WE HAVE GOT COMING TO THE COURTROOM.
321
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UH, DEBBIE, I... JUST BROUGHT JUSTIN HOME.
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I CAN'T SUBJECT HIM TO ALL THAT.
323
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OH, SURE. I UNDERSTAND.
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WHOA! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
325
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IT'S... IT WASN'T ANY TROUBLE.
326
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SHE COOKED IT.
327
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I MADE JUSTIN'S FAVOURITE,
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CHICKEN PARMIGIANA. WELL,
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I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO LOVE IT, IF I CAN JUST GET HIM TO EAT.
330
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OF COURSE HE'LL EAT.
331
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OF COURSE I'LL EAT.
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SUNSHINE!
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SWEETHEART, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A NAP.
334
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EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
335
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I'M FINE.
336
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DON'T I LOOK IT?
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GOOD AS NEW.
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AH, BETTER.
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HUH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
340
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YOU KNOW, I HAVE PRAYED...
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OH, FOR THIS MOMENT,
342
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TO SEE YOU STANDING THERE...
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TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
344
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SHIT! HUH.
345
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YOU COME AND GIVE ME A KISS, HONEY.
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OH!
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WHAT'S WRONG? UH, SWEETHEART.
348
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HONEY, IT'S JUST...
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MARINARA SAUCE. IT'S OKAY.
350
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I'M SORRY.
351
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SO, WHY DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN AND EAT?
352
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YEAH, I-I'LL NUKE UP, UH, THE REST OF THE SAUCE,
353
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WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.
354
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AND I'LL WASH THE BABY FIELD GREENS,
355
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OTHERWISE KNOWN AS WEEDS.
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HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN UPSTAIRS
357
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AND GET CLEANED UP?
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OKAY.
359
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"HONEY." "SWEETIE." "SUNSHINE."
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JUST 'CAUSE CHRIS HOBBS FUCKING BASHES ME IN THE HEAD,
361
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,622
SUDDENLY EVERYBODY WANTS TO INFANTALIZE ME.
362
00:17:45,622 --> 00:17:48,124
YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU KNOW.
363
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:50,075
I WAS THERE. THEY'RE GOING TO FREAK
364
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WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE GONE.
365
00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:54,580
I LEFT A NOTE.
366
00:17:55,030 --> 00:18:02,520
"BACK SOON. LOVE AND KISSES."
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WILL YOU BE OKAY?
368
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I DON'T KNOW. BUT I HAVE TO FIND HIM.
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THANK YOU.
370
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HEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
371
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AH! DON'T TOUCH ME.
372
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AH. SO.
373
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HOW ARE THE BOYS OF PORTLAND?
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I BET WITH ALL THAT... RAIN,
375
00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:23,690
THEY ALL HAVE PERFECT PEACHES AND CREAM CHEEKS.
376
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I... HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO DO A BUTT-CHECK.
377
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:32,898
BESIDES, DAVID AND I HAVE BETTER WAYS OF SPENDING OUR EVENINGS.
378
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LIKE WHAT? WE COOK AND WE READ
379
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AND WE LISTEN TO MUSIC.
380
00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:38,403
AND... CHECK EACH OTHER'S PULSES
381
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,905
TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?
382
00:19:40,905 --> 00:19:44,358
YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS ME, I'D BE OUT EVERY NIGHT...
383
00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:46,310
TOPPING THE TALL TIMBER. YEAH,
384
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,295
THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION LAWS.
385
00:19:52,298 --> 00:19:54,300
BUT, MIKEY,
386
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,786
TELL ME. I NEED TO KNOW.
387
00:19:57,287 --> 00:19:58,788
DOES A LUMBERJACK OFF?
388
00:20:03,725 --> 00:20:07,728
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
389
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,730
NOTHING-THE-FUCK IS GOING ON.
390
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,699
YOU'RE A FUCKING, FALL-DOWN MESS.
391
00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:13,134
I'M BEAUTIFUL.
392
00:20:13,134 --> 00:20:14,635
I'LL ALWAYS BE BEAUTIFUL, YOU SAID THAT YOURSELF.
393
00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:17,053
YOU WANT SOME?
394
00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,555
YOU'VE CUT YOURSELF OFF FROM EVERYONE
395
00:20:18,555 --> 00:20:19,522
INCLUDING ME.
396
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,474
YOU'RE DRINKING...
397
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CHRIST, LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE.
398
00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:26,929
OH, WELL.
399
00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:28,430
MAYBE YOU NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
400
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,865
WHAT ARE YOU? MY GODDAMN MOTHER?
401
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:33,368
YOU GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG, AND...
402
00:20:33,368 --> 00:20:36,371
READ AND COOK AND LISTEN TO MUZAK WITH DAVID,
403
00:20:36,371 --> 00:20:40,874
AND I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
404
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:46,196
WHY HAVEN'T YOU GONE TO SEE JUSTIN?
405
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,647
BECAUSE...
406
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,148
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO FOR HIM.
407
00:21:06,547 --> 00:21:09,049
GET AWAY FROM ME.
408
00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,550
HEY, THEY SEND THAT GUY TO JAIL?
409
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:11,551
HEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? DON'T TOUCH ME.
410
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:13,036
GIVE HIM SOME ROOM.
411
00:21:17,973 --> 00:21:33,653
JUSTIN, IT'S ME, MICHAEL.
412
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WELL, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO FUCKING STAND THERE?
413
00:21:45,114 --> 00:21:47,616
THE FIRST MARRIAGE SHE WAS REGISTERED AT TIFFANY'S.
414
00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:50,118
THE SECOND, POTTERY BARN.
415
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THE THIRD, THE BIG Q.
416
00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:55,623
PATHETIC, ISN'T IT?
417
00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:59,626
STRAIGHT PEOPLE AND THEIR SILLY LITTLE RITUALS.
418
00:21:59,626 --> 00:22:01,128
OH, COME ON, MEL, YOU KNOW IF IT WAS LEGAL
419
00:22:01,128 --> 00:22:03,130
FOR YOU AND LINDSAY TO GET MARRIED, YOU WOULD.
420
00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:04,630
WELL, WE CAN'T, SO WHAT'S THE POINT?
421
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:06,632
THE BRIDE REQUESTS NO SMOKING.
422
00:22:06,632 --> 00:22:10,136
OH, UH, FUCK THE BRIDE.
423
00:22:10,136 --> 00:22:11,137
HELLO, MELANIE.
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00:22:11,636 --> 00:22:14,556
LYNNETTE. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.
425
00:22:14,556 --> 00:22:16,057
JUST LIKE THEY'VE ALL BEEN.
426
00:22:16,558 --> 00:22:17,542
THANK YOU.
427
00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:19,043
THE CHICKEN WAS DELICIOUS.
428
00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:20,010
IT WAS A CAPON.
429
00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:25,516
WELL, IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN.
430
00:22:25,516 --> 00:22:26,966
I WAS JUST SAYING, I...
431
00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:28,968
I BET YOU'RE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT HONEYMOON.
432
00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,970
WELL, WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO THIS TIME?
433
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:31,971
BORNEO.
434
00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:33,406
BORNEO. AH.
435
00:22:33,406 --> 00:22:36,341
DON'T THEY HAVE A LOT OF PIGS THERE?
436
00:22:36,808 --> 00:22:38,260
WELL!
437
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,761
I'M HAVING A MUCH BETTER TIME THAN I THOUGHT.
438
00:22:39,761 --> 00:22:41,763
WELL...
439
00:22:41,763 --> 00:22:43,214
TIME TO CUT THE CAKE.
440
00:22:43,214 --> 00:22:45,216
AND YOU...
441
00:22:45,216 --> 00:22:47,184
YOU PROMISED TO TOAST THE HAPPY COUPLE.
442
00:22:47,184 --> 00:22:49,670
RIGHT. I DID.
443
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,171
BUT BEFORE YOU DO,
444
00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:52,672
I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU.
445
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:55,175
FOR TOASTING MY OWN SISTER AT HER WEDDING?
446
00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:57,677
NO, I MEAN, UH,
447
00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,679
FOR NOT... EMBARRASSING ME.
448
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:03,182
YOU KNOW, NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST MELANIE,
449
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,683
AND YOU KNOW I ADORE GUS, BUT...
450
00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:08,186
CONSIDERING IT IS MY WEDDING...
451
00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,688
THIRD WEDDING.
452
00:23:10,688 --> 00:23:13,191
AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST... DIDN'T SEE ANY REASON
453
00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:15,192
FOR PEOPLE TO BE SUBJECTED TO...
454
00:23:15,692 --> 00:23:27,203
AN UNDIGNIFIED DISPLAY OF MY PRIVATE LIFE.
455
00:23:28,654 --> 00:23:30,104
EXCUSE ME,
456
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:33,608
EVERYONE. I'M LINDSAY, LYNNETTE'S SISTER,
457
00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:36,578
AND I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE HER AND HER HUSBAND
458
00:23:37,077 --> 00:23:39,530
ON THIS SPECIAL OCCASION.
459
00:23:46,953 --> 00:23:50,957
TO STAND IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS...
460
00:23:50,957 --> 00:23:53,458
AND TO DECLARE YOUR LOVE AND COMMITMENT
461
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,960
IN THE EYES OF GOD AND... THE LAW
462
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,462
IS A PRIVILEGE...
463
00:23:57,462 --> 00:23:59,897
NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.
464
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,867
I KNOW, BECAUSE I'VE SHARED A COMMITMENT WITH MY PARTNER
465
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:05,319
FOR SIX WONDERFUL YEARS,
466
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:09,239
EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT MARRIED.
467
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:13,193
AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE.
468
00:24:13,193 --> 00:24:14,694
BUT THAT SHOULDN'T STOP TWO PEOPLE
469
00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:16,178
FROM DOING WHAT THEY TRULY WANT,
470
00:24:16,178 --> 00:24:18,564
SHOULD IT?
471
00:24:18,564 --> 00:24:20,999
SO I'D LIKE TO ASK MY BELOVED,
472
00:24:20,999 --> 00:24:25,786
MELANIE...
473
00:24:25,786 --> 00:24:30,224
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
474
00:24:30,224 --> 00:24:31,224
OH!
475
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,501
THE DOCTOR SAID IF CHRIS HOBBS HAD HIT ME
476
00:24:43,002 --> 00:24:45,004
A FRACTION OF AN INCH THIS WAY,
477
00:24:45,504 --> 00:24:46,504
OR THAT WAY,
478
00:24:46,504 --> 00:24:47,972
OR AT A DIFFERENT ANGLE,
479
00:24:48,473 --> 00:24:49,474
OR EVEN A LITTLE BIT HARDER,
480
00:24:49,474 --> 00:24:51,476
I'D BE A COMPLETE VEGETABLE,
481
00:24:51,476 --> 00:24:52,977
OR DEAD.
482
00:24:52,977 --> 00:24:56,430
AS IT IS, HE ONLY DAMAGED THE CEREBRAL MOTOR STRIP.
483
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,916
IS THAT WHERE THEY DRAGRACE THROUGH YOUR BRAIN?
484
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:02,418
NO. IT'S THE PART OF THE CEREBRAL CORTEX THAT CONTROLS MOTOR SKILLS.
485
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,921
I KNOW WHAT IT IS. I ATTENDED THE EIGHTH GRADE.
486
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:07,373
THEY HAD TO DRILL THROUGH MY SKULL TO RELEASE ALL THE BLOOD.
487
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,808
COOL.
488
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:12,310
THEY SAY I MAY NEVER DRAW AGAIN.
489
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:14,312
YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE
490
00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,248
THEY'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN OR...
491
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,748
DRAW AGAIN OR...
492
00:25:18,249 --> 00:25:19,750
PISS AGAIN, SO THAT WHEN YOU FINALLY DO,
493
00:25:20,251 --> 00:25:21,252
YOU'LL THINK THEY'RE GENIUSES
494
00:25:21,252 --> 00:25:26,723
AND THEY CAN CHARGE YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT.
495
00:25:29,225 --> 00:25:34,596
WHY DIDN'T YOU COME AND SEE ME?
496
00:25:34,596 --> 00:25:37,950
WHAT FOR?
497
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:39,952
CONSIDERING THAT I WAS IN A COMA FOR TWO WEEKS,
498
00:25:40,452 --> 00:25:41,953
AND REHAB FOR A MONTH,
499
00:25:41,953 --> 00:25:46,958
TRYING TO RE-LEARN HOW TO THROW A FUCKING WHIFFLE BALL.
500
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:49,459
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO REGAIN THE AGILITY AND THE STRENGTH IN YOUR HAND,
501
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,445
I SUGGEST JERKING OFF SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
502
00:25:52,445 --> 00:25:54,447
IT WORKS LIKE MAGIC.
503
00:25:54,447 --> 00:25:56,448
YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST CALLED TO SEE IF I WAS STILL ALIVE.
504
00:25:56,448 --> 00:26:00,886
I'M SURE I WOULD HAVE HEARD IF YOU WEREN'T.
505
00:26:00,886 --> 00:26:03,389
BESIDES, I'M NOT YOUR OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST.
506
00:26:03,389 --> 00:26:05,890
I'M NOT YOUR TRAUMA SPECIALIST. I'M NOT EVEN YOUR GODDAMNED MOTHER
507
00:26:05,890 --> 00:26:16,300
SITTING THERE HOLDING YOUR HAND. I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING I COULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU.
508
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:22,271
I STILL DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
509
00:26:22,271 --> 00:26:24,223
LAST THING I DO REMEMBER IS YOU TELLING ME
510
00:26:24,223 --> 00:26:28,710
THAT YOU WOULDN'T COME TO MY PROM.
511
00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:31,646
BUT THEY SAID THAT YOU SHOWED UP AFTER ALL.
512
00:26:31,646 --> 00:26:33,648
AND THAT WE DANCED TOGETHER.
513
00:26:33,648 --> 00:26:37,101
AND THAT IT WAS AMAZING.
514
00:26:37,101 --> 00:26:42,056
DAPHNE SAID THAT WE WERE AMAZING.
515
00:26:42,056 --> 00:26:45,975
WE WERE ALL RIGHT.
516
00:26:45,975 --> 00:26:50,479
SHIT!
517
00:26:50,479 --> 00:26:53,932
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER THAT.
518
00:26:54,433 --> 00:26:55,434
AND THEN...
519
00:26:55,434 --> 00:26:57,436
I WALKED WITH YOU...
520
00:26:57,436 --> 00:26:59,887
BACK OUT TO YOUR JEEP.
521
00:26:59,887 --> 00:27:02,840
AND THAT'S WHEN CHRIS HOBBS CAME OUT WITH THE BASEBALL BAT...
522
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,275
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
523
00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:06,209
I CAN'T.
524
00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:07,694
THIS IS JUST STUFF THAT...
525
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,195
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME.
526
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,131
IT'S LIKE...
527
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:15,134
A STORY THAT HAPPENED TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
528
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:25,643
YEAH, WELL, I CAN REMEMBER. I CAN REMEMBER EVERYTHING.
529
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:29,613
I SAW HIM.
530
00:27:29,613 --> 00:27:38,354
HE WAS COMING AFTER YOU WITH THE BAT.
531
00:27:38,354 --> 00:27:40,356
BUT HE WAS MOVING TOO FAST, AND YOU WERE TOO FAR AWAY.
532
00:27:40,356 --> 00:27:46,728
JUSTIN!
533
00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:49,698
I RAN.
534
00:27:49,698 --> 00:27:55,202
BUT THERE WAS NO TIME TO STOP IT.
535
00:27:55,202 --> 00:28:00,106
AND THEN HE SWUNG.
536
00:28:00,106 --> 00:28:04,060
AND IT WAS TOO LATE.
537
00:28:04,494 --> 00:28:13,852
THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO.
538
00:28:13,852 --> 00:28:17,354
AND THEN YOU JUST LAY THERE ON THE COLD CEMENT.
539
00:28:17,354 --> 00:28:18,355
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
540
00:28:18,355 --> 00:28:20,808
NO. OH...
541
00:28:20,808 --> 00:28:24,310
GOD!
542
00:28:24,811 --> 00:28:41,659
IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
543
00:28:41,659 --> 00:29:06,498
HMM. IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
544
00:29:06,498 --> 00:29:09,000
OH, GOD, THAT OLD BIDDY
545
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,001
WHO WRESTLED ME FOR THIS THING,
546
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,470
SHE HAD ONE HELL OF A GRIP.
547
00:29:13,470 --> 00:29:17,974
MMMM. TRY THIS.
548
00:29:17,974 --> 00:29:20,977
MMMM-HM-HM.
549
00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,412
LET ME GIVE A PIECE OF THIS TO MY ROOMMATE,
550
00:29:23,412 --> 00:29:25,413
EVEN THOUGH HE'S... HAPPILY MARRIED, YOU KNOW.
551
00:29:25,413 --> 00:29:27,415
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY IF YOU PUT A PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE
552
00:29:27,916 --> 00:29:29,918
UNDER YOUR PILLOW, YOU'LL GET, UH,
553
00:29:29,918 --> 00:29:31,920
YOU'LL GET ICING ALL OVER YOUR PILLOWCASE.
554
00:29:33,337 --> 00:29:34,839
ALL RIGHT, NOW WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
555
00:29:35,339 --> 00:29:37,341
SHOW YOURSELF RIGHT INTO MY BEDROOM,
556
00:29:37,341 --> 00:29:39,343
THROUGH THERE. OKAY.
557
00:29:39,343 --> 00:29:47,801
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN ONE MINUTE.
558
00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,211
THANKS.
559
00:30:00,211 --> 00:30:02,713
FOR WHAT?
560
00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:06,716
THE RIDE. SAVING ME.
561
00:30:06,716 --> 00:30:09,719
I DIDN'T SAVE YOU.
562
00:30:09,719 --> 00:30:14,156
I MEANT TONIGHT.
563
00:30:14,156 --> 00:30:18,060
SO... WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?
564
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,561
YEAH, YOU'LL SEE ME.
565
00:30:19,561 --> 00:30:21,563
WELL, DON'T WAIT TOO LONG.
566
00:30:21,563 --> 00:30:35,525
AT THIS RATE, WHO KNOWS HOW LONG I'LL BE AROUND?
567
00:30:35,525 --> 00:30:38,027
JUSTIN! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
568
00:30:38,027 --> 00:30:40,513
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I WAS?
569
00:30:40,513 --> 00:30:42,514
HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT?
570
00:30:42,514 --> 00:30:44,516
I LEFT YOU A NOTE.
571
00:30:44,516 --> 00:30:58,945
COME INSIDE.
572
00:30:58,945 --> 00:31:00,446
OKAY, COME ON, COME ON BE QUIET.
573
00:31:00,446 --> 00:31:01,948
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD?
574
00:31:01,948 --> 00:31:02,949
SIX IS MY LUCKY NUMBER.
575
00:31:02,949 --> 00:31:05,951
OH, SUPER. OKAY.
576
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:07,920
I LEFT YOU MY NUMBER BY THE BED.
577
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,421
YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING?
578
00:31:09,421 --> 00:31:10,923
OKAY, SCRAM.
579
00:31:10,923 --> 00:31:12,424
OW. OW! SHHH. CALL ME.
580
00:31:12,925 --> 00:31:21,831
AH-H-AH.
581
00:31:21,831 --> 00:31:22,832
SO, UM...
582
00:31:22,832 --> 00:31:30,055
HOW WAS YOUR PIECE OF CAKE?
583
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,790
MOM. MOM, PLEASE. Mrs. Petersen:
584
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,792
MOM, WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP CRYING? Did she put you up to it?
585
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,294
NO, SHE DID NOT PUT ME UP TO IT.
586
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,295
THAT'S RIGHT, BLAME THE JEW.
587
00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:39,297
DAMNIT, MOTHER, IF LYNNETTE CAN GET MARRIED,
588
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,299
THREE TIMES, THEN WHY THE HELL CAN'T I?
589
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,284
WELL, FRANKLY, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT PEOPLE THINK.
590
00:31:43,284 --> 00:31:45,786
Two women do not get married. LOVE TO DADDY.
591
00:31:45,786 --> 00:31:47,287
How can we show our faces? What are...
592
00:31:47,287 --> 00:31:48,789
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE VIDEO.
593
00:31:48,789 --> 00:31:50,290
Do you know how many weddings we're invited to this season?
594
00:31:50,290 --> 00:31:51,792
And anniversary parties?
595
00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:53,292
BITCH!
596
00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:54,794
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE THIS UPSET.
597
00:31:54,794 --> 00:31:55,795
FEAR NOT.
598
00:31:55,795 --> 00:31:57,797
IN TIME THEY'LL SWEEP IT UNDER THEIR WASPY RUG,
599
00:31:58,297 --> 00:32:00,799
AND FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. I DON'T WANT TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
600
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:02,801
I WANT FULL AND EQUAL RECOGNITION,
601
00:32:02,801 --> 00:32:04,803
IF NOT UNDER THE LAW, THEN AT LEAST IN MY OWN PARENTS' HOUSE.
602
00:32:04,803 --> 00:32:08,305
I'D COUNT ON GETTING HITCHED IN MISSISSIPPI FIRST.
603
00:32:08,305 --> 00:32:11,308
MMMM. AH-H...
604
00:32:11,308 --> 00:32:13,811
CAN'T WE STAY IN BED A LITTLE LONGER?
605
00:32:13,811 --> 00:32:20,316
OH-H-H.
606
00:32:20,316 --> 00:32:23,318
YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION.
607
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:24,770
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
608
00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:27,205
YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS?
609
00:32:27,205 --> 00:32:29,708
I WAS DEAD SERIOUS.
610
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,709
WHY DO THEY GET TO RECEIVE EVERYONE'S BLESSINGS AND PRESENTS
611
00:32:31,709 --> 00:32:34,161
AND WE DON'T? I KNEW IT HAD TO DO WITH PRESENTS.
612
00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,665
LOOK, WE CAN'T GET MARRIED.
613
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,668
I MEAN, FOR ONE THING IT'S NOT LEGAL, ONLY SYMBOLIC,
614
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,170
AND FOR ANOTHER, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT WEDDINGS.
615
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,672
THEY'RE ANTIQUATED...
616
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,140
MEANINGLESS RITUALS FOR HETEROSEXUALS.
617
00:32:48,641 --> 00:32:53,128
I'VE HEARD. LINZ, WE HAVE A MARRIAGE...
618
00:32:53,128 --> 00:32:55,613
AND A FAMILY...
619
00:32:55,613 --> 00:32:57,582
SIX YEARS STRONG,
620
00:32:58,082 --> 00:33:01,552
GIVE OR TAKE A FEW BUMPS IN THE ROAD.
621
00:33:01,552 --> 00:33:03,053
AND AS NICE AS IT WOULD BE
622
00:33:03,553 --> 00:33:06,056
TO HAVE A PARTY AND PAYBACK, FINALLY,
623
00:33:06,056 --> 00:33:09,509
FOR ALL THE WEDDING GIFTS WE'VE SHELLED OUT FOR THROUGHOUT THE YEARS,
624
00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:12,011
WE DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT TO PROVE TO OURSELVES WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
625
00:33:12,511 --> 00:33:14,447
NOW COME ON.
626
00:33:14,447 --> 00:33:27,925
LET'S GO AND GRAB OUR KID AND GET SOME BRUNCH.
627
00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:30,427
I MEAN, IF I'D KNOWN HOW MANY MEN YOU COULD MEET AT STRAIGHT FUNCTIONS,
628
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:32,429
I'D HAVE STARTED GOING YEARS AGO.
629
00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:34,931
LEAVE IT TO YOU TO SNIFF OUT THE ONE TRUFFLE IN THE GARDEN.
630
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:36,916
MMM, I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE.
631
00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:38,868
I HAVE MY SUSPICIONS ABOUT THE GROOM.
632
00:33:38,868 --> 00:33:40,869
OH, YOU MEAN LINDSAY'S SISTER
633
00:33:40,869 --> 00:33:42,371
MIGHT ACTUALLY BREAK HER OWN RECORD.
634
00:33:46,308 --> 00:33:47,809
HOW ABOUT YOU, MICHAEL?
635
00:33:47,809 --> 00:33:49,243
HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT ON THE TOWN?
636
00:33:49,744 --> 00:33:50,745
MMMM.
637
00:33:50,745 --> 00:33:54,181
HE BROUGHT HOME A NICE CENTREPIECE OF HIS OWN.
638
00:33:54,181 --> 00:33:59,903
JEEZ, EM.
639
00:34:00,403 --> 00:34:01,905
WELL.
640
00:34:02,405 --> 00:34:03,906
YOU CERTAINLY DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME, DID YOU?
641
00:34:04,406 --> 00:34:06,842
IN TOWN LESS THAN 24 HOURS AND...
642
00:34:06,842 --> 00:34:08,844
WHY SHOULDN'T HE GET A LITTLE ACTION?
643
00:34:08,844 --> 00:34:10,779
HE'S OUTSIDE THE REQUIRED 400-MILE LIMIT
644
00:34:10,779 --> 00:34:13,281
FOR EXTRA-MARITAL QUICKIES AND ANONYMOUS ASSIGNATIONS.
645
00:34:13,781 --> 00:34:16,234
MIND YOU, IF YOU WANT TO DO ANYTHING FURTHER,
646
00:34:16,234 --> 00:34:20,170
YOU'LL NEED OVERSEAS TRAVEL AND A MINIMUM 14-DAY STAY.
647
00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:22,672
I JUST THOUGHT, WITH EVERYTHING YOU WROTE, THAT, YOU KNOW,
648
00:34:22,672 --> 00:34:24,674
YOU AND DAVID WERE SO IN LOVE, SO COMMITTED...
649
00:34:24,674 --> 00:34:27,626
EVERY RELATIONSHIP HAS ITS OWN SET OF RULES.
650
00:34:27,626 --> 00:34:31,614
THEIR ARRANGEMENT IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.
651
00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:35,066
RIGHT, SWEETIE?
652
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:39,070
NOW WHO WANTS A POTSTICKER?
653
00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:43,057
WE BROKE UP.
654
00:34:43,057 --> 00:34:45,526
WHAT?
655
00:34:45,526 --> 00:34:47,027
IT'S OVER.
656
00:34:47,528 --> 00:35:01,306
DAVID AND I ARE OVER.
657
00:35:01,306 --> 00:35:02,808
MMM, GOD. YOU KNOW,
658
00:35:03,308 --> 00:35:04,810
THESE ARE THE BEST PAN-FRIED DUMPLINGS I'VE EVER HAD.
659
00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:06,277
DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID?
660
00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:09,163
HE BROKE UP.
661
00:35:09,163 --> 00:35:12,566
YOU BROKE UP.
662
00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:14,067
SO WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
663
00:35:14,067 --> 00:35:15,502
I WAS GOING TO. WHEN?
664
00:35:15,502 --> 00:35:16,970
AFTER YOU'D CONVINCED US
665
00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:18,905
THAT YOU'D FOUND PARADISE LOST?
666
00:35:18,905 --> 00:35:20,407
WHEN THE TIME WAS RIGHT.
667
00:35:21,373 --> 00:35:22,307
YOU KNOW,
668
00:35:22,808 --> 00:35:23,792
BUT THERE'S NEVER A RIGHT TIME
669
00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,762
TO ADMIT THAT YOU'VE FAILED.
670
00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:27,763
YOU HAD THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY
671
00:35:28,263 --> 00:35:29,263
TO START YOUR LIFE OVER
672
00:35:29,263 --> 00:35:31,265
WITH SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVED OR...
673
00:35:31,766 --> 00:35:33,768
THOUGHT YOU LOVED, AND...
674
00:35:33,768 --> 00:35:39,272
YOU BLEW IT.
675
00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:42,275
I BLEW IT.
676
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:43,777
I COMPLAINED THAT DAVID WAS WORKING TOO MUCH,
677
00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:45,778
AND THAT I COULDN'T FIND A JOB,
678
00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:47,780
AND THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS,
679
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:50,783
AND WHEN I ACCUSED HIM OF BEING THOUGHTLESS AND NOT CARING,
680
00:35:50,783 --> 00:35:53,284
AND SAID THAT IF I'D KNOWN IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS,
681
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,787
I NEVER WOULD HAVE COME, HE SAID...
682
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:59,674
"WELL, GO HOME, MICHAEL.
683
00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:07,664
GO HOME."
684
00:36:08,147 --> 00:36:13,619
WELL...
685
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:19,040
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT YOU FAILED.
686
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,976
AND... YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT TRUE
687
00:36:20,976 --> 00:36:23,477
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS,
688
00:36:23,477 --> 00:36:24,979
'CAUSE YOU STILL GOT US.
689
00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:28,983
AND AS FOR COMING HOME,
690
00:36:28,983 --> 00:36:33,486
YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO SHAME IN THAT.
691
00:36:33,486 --> 00:36:40,492
IT'S WHAT IT'S HERE FOR.
692
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:42,444
THE FACT THAT CHRISTOPHER HOBBS PLED GUILTY
693
00:36:42,845 --> 00:36:45,013
TO ASSAULT CHARGES FOR HIS VICIOUS ATTACK ON JUSTIN TAYLOR
694
00:36:45,514 --> 00:36:48,449
IN NO WAY MITIGATES THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE CRIME,
695
00:36:48,449 --> 00:36:51,953
OR THE TRAGIC EFFECTS ON THESE YOUNG MEN'S LIVES.
696
00:36:51,953 --> 00:36:54,955
BOTH WERE HONOUR STUDENTS AT ST. JAMES ACADEMY.
697
00:36:54,955 --> 00:36:57,457
BOTH HAD PLANNED TO ATTEND COLLEGE.
698
00:36:57,457 --> 00:37:00,961
NOW ONE YOUNG MAN IS RECOVERING FROM SERIOUS BRAIN INJURIES,
699
00:37:00,961 --> 00:37:03,963
AND THE OTHER IS FACING A PRISON SENTENCE.
700
00:37:03,963 --> 00:37:06,465
I ASK MYSELF HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
701
00:37:06,465 --> 00:37:08,467
I'LL TELL YOU HOW.
702
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,418
CHRIS HOBBS IS A HOMOPHOBIC ANIMAL SHH.
703
00:37:10,418 --> 00:37:13,388
WHO SHOULD BE PUT AWAY. SHH.
704
00:37:13,388 --> 00:37:16,891
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW PROFOUNDLY DISTURBING IT MUST HAVE BEEN
705
00:37:16,891 --> 00:37:20,377
FOR A YOUNG MAN OF CHRIS HOBBS' FINE, MORAL UPBRINGING,
706
00:37:20,377 --> 00:37:22,863
TO BE APPROACHED SEXUALLY BY A FELLOW STUDENT,
707
00:37:22,863 --> 00:37:25,364
THEN TO SEE HIM FLAUNT HIS LIFESTYLE
708
00:37:25,364 --> 00:37:28,367
BY BRINGING HIS MALE LOVER TO THE PROM, AND ENGAGE IN
709
00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:32,838
WHAT HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS A HIGHLY PROVOCATIVE DANCE.
710
00:37:32,838 --> 00:37:34,839
GIVEN THE FACT THAT HE WAS DRINKING,
711
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,841
WHICH HE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN,
712
00:37:36,841 --> 00:37:39,344
I COULD UNDERSTAND HOW CHRIS HOBBS MIGHT LOSE CONTROL
713
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:41,845
OF HIS BETTER JUDGMENT. STILL...
714
00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:45,349
IT DOES NOT EXCUSE HIS ACTIONS.
715
00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:47,818
AND SO I HAVE STRUGGLED
716
00:37:47,818 --> 00:37:49,819
TO FIND THE APPROPRIATE SENTENCE
717
00:37:49,819 --> 00:37:52,822
TO IMPOSE FOR THIS UNFORTUNATE CRIME.
718
00:37:52,822 --> 00:37:55,325
COURT WILL RECESS FOR 10 MINUTES.
719
00:37:55,825 --> 00:37:56,825
WHERE THE FUCK'S HE GOING?
720
00:37:57,326 --> 00:37:58,777
IT'S A HELL OF A TIME TO LEAVE.
721
00:37:59,278 --> 00:37:59,778
GREAT SUSPENSE.
722
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:03,265
IT'S HOW HE GOT HIS NAME, REGULAR ROY.
723
00:38:03,265 --> 00:38:05,216
EVERY DAY AT 12:15
ON THE DOT
724
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,151
HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM ACROSS THE HALL,
725
00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:08,653
SITS IN THE STALL UNDER THE WINDOW,
726
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,655
TAKES A DUMP AND HAS A SMOKE.
727
00:38:15,091 --> 00:38:17,093
NO WAY! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING.
728
00:38:17,594 --> 00:38:31,322
WOULDN'T MATTER WHO HE WAS SENTENCING.
729
00:38:31,322 --> 00:38:33,274
CHRISTOPHER MARK HOBBS,
730
00:38:33,274 --> 00:38:36,276
THIS COURT ACCEPTS YOUR PLEA OF GUILTY FOR SIMPLE ASSAULT.
731
00:38:36,276 --> 00:38:39,263
BECAUSE OF YOUR AGE, THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NO PREVIOUS OFFENCES,
732
00:38:39,263 --> 00:38:41,248
AND BECAUSE YOU WERE UNDULY PROVOKED,
733
00:38:41,248 --> 00:38:44,183
YOU ARE HEREBY GIVEN A TWO-YEAR SUSPENDED SENTENCE
734
00:38:44,183 --> 00:38:47,069
AND ORDERED TO SERVE 500 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.
735
00:38:48,988 --> 00:38:51,990
NO. NO.
736
00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:54,492
CAN HE DO THAT?
737
00:38:54,492 --> 00:38:56,494
NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
738
00:38:56,995 --> 00:38:58,495
WAIT A MINUTE.
739
00:38:58,495 --> 00:38:59,997
JUST A SLAP ON THE WRIST, JUDGE.
740
00:38:59,997 --> 00:39:02,983
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
741
00:39:02,983 --> 00:39:04,985
LOOK AT HIM.
742
00:39:04,985 --> 00:39:07,920
HE'S PRACTICALLY A FUCKING MURDERER.
743
00:39:08,421 --> 00:39:09,922
HOW'D HE GET OFF SCOT-FREE?
744
00:39:09,922 --> 00:39:11,424
MADE A DEAL.
745
00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:13,426
HIS LAWYER AGREED TO PLEAD GUILTY.
746
00:39:13,426 --> 00:39:14,926
THE PROSECUTOR REDUCED THE CHARGES
747
00:39:14,926 --> 00:39:16,928
FROM AGGRAVATED TO SIMPLE ASSAULT,
748
00:39:16,928 --> 00:39:19,414
AND ROY SENT HIM OFF WITH PROBATION AND SERVICE.
749
00:39:19,414 --> 00:39:21,349
YEAH, WELL I'D LIKE TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO SERVICE.
750
00:39:21,349 --> 00:39:23,851
HE'D HAVE GOTTEN MORE FOR... BASHING A DOG.
751
00:39:23,851 --> 00:39:25,803
IT'S OKAY, MA. LET'S GO HOME.
752
00:39:25,803 --> 00:39:27,805
GET SOME REST. DAMN RIGHT I'M GOING HOME.
753
00:39:28,306 --> 00:39:32,225
BUT NOT TO REST. I'M GOING TO CALL EVERY P-FLAG CHAPTER IN THIS COUNTRY.
754
00:39:32,759 --> 00:39:34,194
I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS.
755
00:39:34,694 --> 00:39:36,196
NOT FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND.
756
00:39:36,196 --> 00:39:38,197
WE'RE GOING TO MARCH.
757
00:39:38,197 --> 00:39:39,698
WE'RE GOING TO CARRY HUGE SIGNS
758
00:39:39,698 --> 00:39:42,201
THAT LET THIS ASSHOLE JUDGE KNOW WHAT WE THINK OF HIM.
759
00:39:42,701 --> 00:39:43,652
THAT'S ENOUGH. AND WE'RE GOING TO MARCH
760
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:45,153
ON WASHINGTON IF WE HAVE TO.
761
00:39:45,653 --> 00:39:46,621
SIS. DO YOU HEAR THAT!
762
00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:48,106
JUST... NOW SETTLE DOWN.
763
00:39:48,106 --> 00:39:49,607
WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON.
764
00:39:50,108 --> 00:39:51,609
SETTLE DOWN. COME ON, SIS. THAT'S ENOUGH.
765
00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:54,561
IT'S OKAY, MA. IT'S OKAY.
766
00:39:54,561 --> 00:40:00,066
IT'S OKAY. HE'S NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS.
767
00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:03,569
WE'LL MARCH. WE'LL PROTEST.
768
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,505
BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT.
769
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,006
ALL PROTESTS ARE BULLSHIT.
770
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:10,508
I MEAN, A BUNCH OF WELL-MEANING DO-GOODERS
771
00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,010
MARCHING AROUND CARRYING SIGNS,
772
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:14,963
CHANTING?
773
00:40:14,963 --> 00:40:17,464
"HEY, HEY, HO, HO, HOMOPHOBIA'S GOT TO GO."
774
00:40:17,464 --> 00:40:18,465
GIVE ME A GODDAMN FUCKING BREAK.
775
00:40:18,966 --> 00:40:19,466
SO, I GUESS THIS MEANS
776
00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:22,353
YOU'RE... NOT GOING WITH US?
777
00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:24,354
HELL NO, I WON'T GO.
778
00:40:24,354 --> 00:40:25,855
SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIT THERE ON YOUR ASS
779
00:40:26,356 --> 00:40:27,857
AND DO NOTHING. YEAH. I GUESS SO.
780
00:40:27,857 --> 00:40:29,826
JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO ALL THESE WEEKS
781
00:40:30,326 --> 00:40:31,326
WITHOUT YOU HERE TO HARANGUE ME?
782
00:40:31,326 --> 00:40:41,769
WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING BACK ANYWAY?
783
00:40:41,769 --> 00:40:44,221
I'M NOT.
784
00:40:44,221 --> 00:40:46,223
I KNOW.
785
00:40:46,723 --> 00:40:48,224
WHY? DID TED AND EMMETT TELL YOU?
786
00:40:48,725 --> 00:40:53,163
NO, I MANAGED TO FIGURE IT OUT ALL BY MY LITTLE SELF.
787
00:40:53,163 --> 00:40:56,165
I MEAN...
788
00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:58,634
I KNEW IT WOULDN'T WORK OUT.
789
00:40:59,134 --> 00:41:00,636
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
790
00:41:00,636 --> 00:41:02,637
RIGHT AS USUAL.
791
00:41:02,637 --> 00:41:04,138
THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME, ASSHOLE. IT'S ABOUT YOU.
792
00:41:04,138 --> 00:41:06,607
I MEAN, DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D BE HAPPY IN WISCONSIN,
793
00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:08,059
PLAYING THE DOCTOR'S WIFE?
794
00:41:08,059 --> 00:41:09,976
OREGON. PORTLAND'S IN OREGON.
795
00:41:09,976 --> 00:41:13,964
WHEREVER THE FUCK.
796
00:41:14,464 --> 00:41:15,465
WELL MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM. I...
797
00:41:15,966 --> 00:41:33,480
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I BELONG.
798
00:41:33,981 --> 00:41:35,482
THERE. THAT'S WHERE.
799
00:41:35,482 --> 00:41:36,917
NOW...
800
00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:40,421
WILL YOU GO ON AND HELP YOUR MOM?
801
00:41:40,421 --> 00:41:46,375
AND... MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR FAGS.
802
00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:48,877
WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS OUR OLD CHEMISTRY BOOK?
803
00:41:48,877 --> 00:41:52,380
YEAH, IT IS, FROM HIGH SCHOOL. YEAH, THAT'S, UM...
804
00:41:52,881 --> 00:41:54,883
I'M DOING SOME RESEARCH. I HAVE A NEW CLIENT
805
00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:56,884
AT A DRUG COMPANY.
806
00:41:56,884 --> 00:41:58,886
OH. WELL, YOU MUST BE THRILLED.
807
00:41:58,886 --> 00:42:20,805
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET "E" WHOLESALE.
808
00:42:58,304 --> 00:43:01,808
AFTER SPENDING 14 HOURS GLUED TO A TOILET SEAT,
809
00:43:01,808 --> 00:43:04,811
THE JUDGE WAS UNHARMED BUT BADLY SHAKEN.
810
00:43:04,811 --> 00:43:07,813
SO FAR THERE ARE NO CLUES OR SUSPECTS.
811
00:43:07,813 --> 00:43:10,248
THE SEAT OF JUSTICE HAS BEEN SEVERELY COMPROMISED.
812
00:43:10,248 --> 00:43:12,184
NO SKIN OFF MY ASS.
813
00:43:12,184 --> 00:43:14,151
BET HE WISHES HE COULD SAY THE SAME THING.
814
00:43:15,619 --> 00:43:17,521
WELL, WHO DO YOU THINK DID IT?
815
00:43:17,521 --> 00:43:19,523
SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T LIKE WAITING FOR HIS SENTENCE.
816
00:43:19,523 --> 00:43:21,025
ONE THING YOU CAN SAY FOR SURE,
817
00:43:21,025 --> 00:43:22,976
THAT MUST HAVE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
818
00:43:25,912 --> 00:43:29,398
KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF?
819
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:30,899
THAT TIME IN CHEMISTRY CLASS
820
00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:33,402
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO INVENT SYNTHETIC CUM,
821
00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:35,404
AND YOU MADE THAT GOO.
822
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,405
YOU PUT IT ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT IN THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE,
823
00:43:37,405 --> 00:43:44,761
AND MRS. RENFREW GOT GLUED TO IT.
824
00:43:44,761 --> 00:43:52,701
I BETTER TAKE OFF.
825
00:43:52,701 --> 00:43:53,702
I KNEW THEY'D LET HIM GO.
826
00:43:55,704 --> 00:43:58,207
THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT US. THEY WANT US ALL DEAD.
827
00:43:58,707 --> 00:44:00,708
LOOK. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
828
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:02,210
JUST FOCUS ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
829
00:44:02,210 --> 00:44:05,213
SHIT.
830
00:44:05,213 --> 00:44:07,715
FUCK!
831
00:44:07,715 --> 00:44:10,651
COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT.
832
00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:11,652
NAH, I CAN'T.
833
00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:17,607
YES, YOU CAN. COME ON.
834
00:44:17,607 --> 00:44:19,108
HEY, THAT ONE WAS GOOD, JUSTIN.
835
00:44:19,108 --> 00:44:26,498
OH, DAPH, YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT.
836
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:27,499
HI, HONEY.
837
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,451
HELLO, DAPHNE. HEY.
838
00:44:29,451 --> 00:44:30,452
HELLO, MRS. TAYLOR.
839
00:44:30,452 --> 00:44:33,337
HELLO, BRIAN.
840
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,338
WE WERE JUST TOSSING THE BALL.
841
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,724
I THINK YOU SHOULD REST NOW.
842
00:44:36,724 --> 00:44:38,642
I'M NOT TIRED.
843
00:44:38,642 --> 00:44:45,548
I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO BRIAN.
844
00:44:46,015 --> 00:45:03,513
COME ON, DAPH.
845
00:45:03,513 --> 00:45:05,515
THE DAY THE DOCTOR SENT HIM HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL,
846
00:45:05,515 --> 00:45:08,518
HE SAID HE'D NEVER SEEN SUCH A DETERMINED PATIENT,
847
00:45:08,518 --> 00:45:13,022
AND HE ASKED ME WHAT IT WAS THAT MADE HIM WORK SO HARD.
848
00:45:13,022 --> 00:45:15,975
I-I KNEW, BUT I DIDN'T TELL HIM.
849
00:45:15,975 --> 00:45:18,476
IT WAS YOU.
850
00:45:18,476 --> 00:45:20,478
EVERY DAY THAT YOU DIDN'T COME TO SEE HIM
851
00:45:20,478 --> 00:45:23,448
WAS MORE INCENTIVE FOR HIM TO GET BETTER
852
00:45:23,448 --> 00:45:28,402
AND GET OUT SO THAT HE COULD COME TO SEE YOU.
853
00:45:28,402 --> 00:45:29,903
OF COURSE WHAT JUSTIN DIDN'T KNOW,
854
00:45:29,903 --> 00:45:31,905
AND I DIDN'T TELL HIM WAS
855
00:45:32,406 --> 00:45:36,359
THAT YOU WERE THERE, EVERY NIGHT.
856
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:40,279
THE NURSE ON DUTY TOLD ME.
857
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,781
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT,
858
00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:45,784
BUT HE'S HOME NOW, SAFE AND SOUND,
859
00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:47,285
AND THERE ISN'T ANY REASON ANY MORE
860
00:45:47,285 --> 00:45:52,723
FOR YOU TO WATCH OVER HIM, SO...
861
00:45:52,723 --> 00:45:54,725
SO I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LEAVE
862
00:45:54,725 --> 00:46:00,647
AND NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.
863
00:46:00,647 --> 00:46:02,148
I CARE ABOUT HIM.
864
00:46:02,148 --> 00:46:08,503
IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOU HE WAS ALMOST KILLED.
865
00:46:08,503 --> 00:46:11,506
FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SO BLUNT.
866
00:46:11,506 --> 00:46:15,443
I'VE TRIED TO ACCEPT HIM FOR WHO HE IS,
867
00:46:15,443 --> 00:46:17,945
TO ACCEPT YOUR WORLD AND THAT HE'S PART OF IT.
868
00:46:18,446 --> 00:46:21,381
I'VE EVEN TRIED TO ACCEPT YOU.
869
00:46:21,381 --> 00:46:24,317
AND AS A RESULT, I NEARLY LOST HIM.
870
00:46:24,317 --> 00:46:25,802
AND I DON'T INTEND TO LOSE HIM AGAIN.
871
00:46:25,802 --> 00:46:30,806
SO IF YOU CARE ABOUT HIM...
872
00:46:30,806 --> 00:46:32,307
AND I BELIEVE YOU...
873
00:46:32,307 --> 00:46:36,227
I BELIEVE YOU DO...
874
00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:38,730
YOU'LL DO WHAT I ASK,
875
00:46:38,730 --> 00:46:59,698
AND RETURN MY SON TO ME.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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