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(upbeat playful music)
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- Say, Uncle Martin.
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You know, I always thought
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it'd take a much larger
spaceship to get here from Mars.
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- Well, we have larger models
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but a compact is all you need
to drop in on a neighbor.
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- A neighbor?
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Now frankly, I never felt
exactly chummy about Mars.
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- Why not?
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Every 17 years, we're only
35 million miles apart.
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(audience laughs)
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- Oh well, practically
across the street.
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(audience laughs)
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- Ah, there we are.
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Once I get this repaired,
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I'll really be able
to make some progress.
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- Now, how are you gonna
get that engine fixed?
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It looks like a mess.
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- No problem. All I
need's a little glink.
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- Glink?
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- Glink.
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- What's glink?
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- It's a basic ore. The
Earth is loaded with it.
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You just haven't
discovered it yet.
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I don't know.
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Tom Edison asked me the
same thing about uranium.
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- You knew Tom Edison?
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- Who do you think gave him
the idea for the light bulb?
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, where do you find blink?
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- Glink.
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- Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, where
do you find it around here?
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- Well, if my calculations
are correct, Sunset Mountain.
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How about driving me up
there this afternoon?
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- Oh, I'm sorry, Uncle Martin.
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Look, this is my only
day off the paper.
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I sorta thought
I'd go over to...
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(dramatic music)
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- We've got a snooper.
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(mysterious music)
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(joyful music)
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- Well, who are you?
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- I'm Zeno, and I just
got here from Mars.
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(audience laughs)
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- It's the tourist season.
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- Well, welcome to Earth, Zeno.
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How'd you like the trip?
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- It's okay. It
took me three days.
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- Okay, that's pretty good.
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Beats the old record
by a month and a half.
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(audience laughs)
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How are things back on Mars?
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- I can't tell you.
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- Why not?
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- 'Cause I'm sworn to
secrecy by the High Council.
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- Oh, come on, you can trust us.
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- Well, the Zodos and
the Grapidos got together
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and captured all
the Poodle people
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and turned them into Brangels.
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- Oh no.
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- Yeah.
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- Well, serves them right.
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Those Poodle people
always were persnickered.
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- Biggest story of the
year, I can't print it.
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- I sure envy you, Beno.
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- Zeno.
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- Zeno.
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Living on a wonderful
place like Mars.
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When you go back, how
about taking me along?
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- Well, I'd have
to think about it.
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But if you do, you have to
bring your own sandwiches.
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(audience laughs)
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- [Jennifer] Steven.
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- Oh, shucks. It's my sister.
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- There you are. Didn't
you hear me calling?
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- How could I? I was
busy parking my saucer.
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- Now, don't you start
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with any of your wild
stories, Steven Richmond.
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- That's the name I use
when I'm visiting Earth.
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- Steven, have you been
bothering these gentlemen?
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- No. No bother.
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We've enjoyed it,
especially now.
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Why, I'm Tim O'Hara, and
that's my Uncle Martin.
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- Hello, I'm Jennifer Richmond.
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- Oh, well, how come I
haven't seen you before?
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- Oh, we just moved
to Los Angeles.
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- From Mars.
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(audience laughs)
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- By way of Cincinnati.
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Our folks bought the little
yellow house down at the corner.
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- Oh, well, now look, if there's
anything I can do to help,
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like, well, bring over
a bucket of ice cubes
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or a couple bobby pins or...
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- You're very kind, but
we're getting along fine.
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- Tim, don't you think we
ought to get back to work?
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- Yes, that's a good idea.
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Uncle Martin and I are going
up to Sunset Mountain today.
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- We are?
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- It would be awfully nice
if you could come along.
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We could make a
picnic out of it.
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- Hey, I love picnics.
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- Tim, uh...
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- Can't we go, Jen, please?
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- I don't think it'd
be right, Steven.
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- It certainly wouldn't.
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- Why not? Mom says
we gotta meet people,
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and they're people.
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- Yeah, if you'd like any proof,
I have a birth certificate.
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- Please, Jen, I haven't had
any fun since I got here.
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Please?
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- Well, alright.
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Mr. O'Hara, we'd love to go.
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- Yippee.
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- Uh yes, that's all very well,
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but Tim's car won't
hold four people.
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- Well, that's alright.
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We can use ours, can't we, Jen?
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- Of course.
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(bright music)
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Steven, that's your
fourth sandwich.
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You'll be so sick tomorrow,
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you won't be able
to go to school.
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- School, Martians don't
have to go to school.
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- They don't?
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- They don't have to.
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They take shots.
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(audience laughs)
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- Would you stop making
up those wild stories?
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- How do you know they're wild?
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She's never been to Mars.
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- Well, this is all
very fascinating,
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but if you good
people will excuse me,
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I think I'll shake the
cobwebs off my feet.
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- Can I go too?
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- Well I'm sure your sister
would rather have you stay here.
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- Oh no, she doesn't mind.
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No, you just go ahead and
take a nice long walk.
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Goodbye, Uncle Martin.
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(playful music)
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Happy glink.
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- Happy what?
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- Glink, that's an
old family joke.
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- Oh, Tim, maybe we
should take a little walk.
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- Oh, oh well, I'd
love to, really,
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but you see, I have a
very, very bad knee,
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backgammon, you know.
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- Oh no, I didn't know.
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- Yes, yes, and
right now, it hurts.
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It hurts so much.
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Pain, throbbing.
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(playful music)
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- Wait a second, Uncle Martin.
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I can't keep up with you.
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- Well, Zeno, I'm surprised.
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What's a little
speed to a Martian?
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I thought you fellows could do
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all sorts of incredible things.
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- Oh, I can.
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Like what?
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- Well, the way I heard it,
gravity's so low on Mars
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that you fellows could scoot
up the highest mountain
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like a fly, leap
the widest river,
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or whiz through the air
like a blazing meteor.
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- I do that all the time,
that's when I'm back home.
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Sure do miss the old place.
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Hey, wait for me.
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- I don't know what
to do about Steven.
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- Oh, he'll be alright.
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Jennifer, do you
believe in fate?
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- He's developed the
wildest imagination.
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- Yes, well, I'm
getting a pretty good
one myself right now.
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- He's gotten so he
doesn't know what's real
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and what's make-believe.
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- Well, now, who
does know what's real
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and what's make-believe?
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Why, a month ago, you and I
were thousands of miles apart,
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and yet, here we are, together.
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Why, yesterday, you and I were
total strangers to each other
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and yet, here we are,
sharing this fleeting moment
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in the wilderness.
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And wilderness, we're
a paradise anew.
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- Why, Tim, that was lovely.
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You say things so beautifully.
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- Why, do you really think so?
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- I certainly do.
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Tim?
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- Yes?
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- Would you have a
little talk with Steven?
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- Steven.
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Jennifer did you hear what I
just said about the wilderness?
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Well, the other
night on television,
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Charles Boyer said practically
the same thing to Irene Dunne
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and she plopped right
into his arms, yes.
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- She probably didn't
have a kid brother.
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(audience laughs)
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(sultry music)
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- [Steven] Uncle Martin.
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- What is it, Steve?
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- Uncle Martin, you
trying to lose me?
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- Steve, would I do
a thing like that?
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- I don't know.
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I'm hot.
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- Naturally.
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It's a lot warmer here
than it is on Mars.
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Haven't you noticed?
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- Oh sure.
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It's just that...
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Uncle Martin, can
you keep a secret?
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- Steve, anyone who can't keep
a secret can't keep a friend.
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- Well, I'm really
not from Mars.
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(audience laughs)
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- You aren't?
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- Mm-mm. I just pretend.
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You see, you have to
do things like that
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when you don't have
anybody to play with.
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- Yeah, I know what
you mean, Stevie.
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I guess the kids on Mars
have a tough time too
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when they move.
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- You sure know a lot
about Mars, don't you?
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- Know it like a native.
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- Boy, you must have read
a pile of comic books.
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I wonder what Mars
is really like.
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- It's a beautiful
place, Stevie.
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A wonderful place to live.
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They call it the Red Planet,
but it's really pink.
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Lovely pink valleys,
shaded by tall pink trees.
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- The trees are pink? Why?
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- Why not?
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- I don't know.
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Are the kids pink too?
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- No, I guess
children are the same
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all over the universe, Steve.
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Say, would you
like me to show you
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how they play hide
and seek on Mars?
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- Hide and seek?
That's for kids.
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- Oh, yes? Not like
they play it on Mars.
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Stand up, yeah,
stand right there.
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Now, turn around, turn around.
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Close your eyes.
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Now, count to five.
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- Okay.
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(dramatic music)
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Ready or not, here I come.
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Gee, he sure got away quick.
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(audience laughs)
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(suspenseful music)
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- Bingo.
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(audience laughs)
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(mood music)
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- I see you. You're
under that rock.
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Gee whiz, Uncle Martin,
this isn't any fun.
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Aw, come on, Uncle Martin.
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Wow, climbing up
mountains like a fly.
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I'll show those Martian kids.
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(suspenseful music)
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Oh boy, what did I
ever come up here for?
257
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,800
(dramatic music)
258
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,807
(romantic music)
259
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,943
- So anyhow, Mr. Burns
was so doggone impressed
260
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,177
that he gave me a byline.
261
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,178
- Isn't that terrific?
262
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,479
- Yeah. Hi Uncle Martin.
263
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,714
Hey, how was hunting?
264
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,849
- It's in the bag.
265
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:22,850
- Where's Steven?
266
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,084
- Hasn't he come back yet?
267
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,052
We were playing hide and seek.
268
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,754
I thought he was
headed for here.
269
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,156
- Oh no, I hope he
hasn't gotten lost.
270
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,157
- I doubt it.
271
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,124
- Oh, don't worry.
272
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,860
Uncle Martin will find him.
273
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:33,761
(dramatic music)
274
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,962
- Uh oh.
275
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:35,863
- What's the matter?
276
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,030
- Trouble.
277
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,065
- Hey, did you
hear about the kid?
278
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,767
- What kid?
279
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,801
- There's a boy stuck halfway
up the top of the mountain.
280
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,468
- Steven.
281
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:48,108
- There's a kid stuck
up on a mountain.
282
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,952
- Steven! That's my
brother up there.
283
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,220
You've gotta get him down.
284
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,056
- How? There's no
way to reach him.
285
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,324
- We've gotta do something.
286
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,026
You can't just let
him stay there.
287
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,929
- Look, lady, I'm a plumber,
not a mountain climber.
288
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,065
Don't worry, my wife
went to get help.
289
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,872
- Boy, a great help
you turned out to be.
290
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,073
You know, we may be
a backward planet,
291
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,875
but at least, we know how to
take better care of our kids.
292
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:22,776
- There's no problem.
293
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:23,777
You're gonna climb
up there and get him.
294
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,345
- You know, you ought to
be ashamed of yourself.
295
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,446
I mean, letting a little
boy climb like that,
296
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,116
hundreds and hundreds
of feet up...
297
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,784
I'm gonna what?
298
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,086
- You're gonna be a hero,
especially in Jennifer's eyes.
299
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,822
Your name will be
a household word.
300
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,924
- Yeah, just like Humpty Dumpty.
301
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,959
Now, Uncle Martin, I can't
climb up that mountain.
302
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,293
I'm terrified of heights.
303
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,996
Why, I get dizzy
looking at tall girls.
304
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,497
- Remember my levitator?
305
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,499
If I turn that on, it'll be
impossible for you to fall.
306
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,868
- It will?
307
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:48,802
- Climbing that
mountain will be like
308
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:49,536
going up a flight of stairs.
309
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,337
- Well, I have news for you.
310
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,905
That makes me dizzy too.
311
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,440
Now, show me how
that levitator works.
312
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,075
- I left it at the apartment.
313
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,044
But I'll take Jennifer's car
and I'll be back before...
314
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,512
- Well, now, wait a second,
I haven't promised anything.
315
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,850
- Tim, poor Stevie
must be terrified.
316
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,484
- Aw hon, well, look,
don't worry about it.
317
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,119
It's going to be alright.
318
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,155
Well, come on, hurry up.
319
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,125
(sad music)
320
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,998
(audience laughs)
321
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,907
(lively music)
322
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,332
- Levitator.
323
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,968
Levitator, where did
I put my levitator?
324
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,439
Human beings, 0.1.
325
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,573
Animals, 0.8.
326
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,077
Material objects, 0.2.
327
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,280
Testing, testing.
328
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,419
Good.
329
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,030
(suspenseful music)
330
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,576
(fast music)
331
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,382
(police sirens)
332
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,290
(fast action music)
333
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,968
(audience laughs)
334
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,688
(audience laughs)
335
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,081
- Steve, just sit still.
336
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,016
Where's your uncle?
337
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:52,152
- Oh, hon, he'll be
here soon, don't worry.
338
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,387
(mood music)
339
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,992
(triumphant music)
340
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,662
- Alright, come on boy, let's...
341
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,297
- Oh no, Uncle Martin, I've
had a lot of time to think
342
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,634
and to look, and that's one
heck of a steep mountain.
343
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,103
- With this little jewel,
gravity doesn't stand a chance.
344
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,039
You couldn't fall
if you wanted to.
345
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,573
- Show me.
346
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,176
(action music)
347
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,013
- Alright, little hero.
348
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:20,713
Up you go.
349
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,315
- Oh, Uncle Martin, I...
350
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,750
- Just a couple of feet.
351
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,085
- Huh?
352
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,586
Oh.
353
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,520
Well, okay.
354
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,558
(suspenseful music)
355
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,028
Well, now what? I
don't feel a thing.
356
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,430
- Try to jump down.
357
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,132
- It works.
358
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,767
Look, Uncle Martin, no hands.
359
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,602
(audience laughs)
360
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,037
- See what I mean?
361
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,572
You make Sir Hillary
look like a groundhog.
362
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,040
- Hey, how about that?
363
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,775
Well, come on, let's
go, put it in high.
364
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,710
- Now, if you don't look
down, you won't get dizzy.
365
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,680
And don't make it look too easy.
366
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,282
- Don't worry about me.
367
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,484
Just don't forget to keep
your eyes on me, that's all.
368
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,751
Well, let's go.
369
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,690
(dramatic music)
370
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:13,800
- Holy cow.
371
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:17,804
- Tim.
372
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,642
- What's the matter?
You some kind of nut?
373
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,643
Come down off of there.
374
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,645
- Tim, what are you doing?
375
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,215
- [Tim] It's okay, I'm
going up after Steve.
376
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,250
- You'll both be killed.
377
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,586
- Oh, don't worry.
378
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,655
I've had more trouble
on an escalator.
379
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,625
(audience laughs)
380
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,593
- Mr. O'Hara, do something.
381
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,762
- Well, I'm doing all I can.
382
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,864
- [Tim] Don't let go, Steve.
383
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,301
Hang on, atta boy, I'm
coming, don't worry.
384
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,338
(suspenseful music)
385
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,511
- Why did you ever
let him do it?
386
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,580
- Jennifer, Jennifer, would
you please stop worrying?
387
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,582
He'll bring the boy back
to you in great shape.
388
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,118
I give you my
personal guarantee.
389
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,453
- There he is.
390
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,087
- Gotcha.
- Come on.
391
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,358
- Tim.
392
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,394
Tim, come back.
393
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,462
- Oh, don't worry, Uncle Martin.
394
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,530
I'll be careful.
395
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,332
Boy, is he a showman.
396
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,202
(audience laughs)
397
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,371
- Okay, hot rod, let's see
how fast you can do 30 days.
398
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,438
- Wait, wait, you can't.
399
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,606
- You leave him alone.
400
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,441
- What's up, officer?
What did he do?
401
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,444
- What did he do? I'll
tell you what he did.
402
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,512
He...
403
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,315
He...
404
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,288
Hey Joe, what did he do?
405
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:42,722
- He...
406
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,361
I don't know.
407
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,630
(audience laughs)
408
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,565
- Gee, I'm sorry, Mack.
409
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,636
Hey, what's that
guy doing up there?
410
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,770
- My little brother's
stuck on a ledge,
411
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,372
and he's going after him.
412
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,807
- He'll break his neck.
413
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,409
Hey Joe, call headquarters
414
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,544
and tell them to get a
rescue squad here right away.
415
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,745
- Right.
416
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:09,882
(upbeat music)
(audience laughs)
417
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,923
(dramatic music)
418
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,262
- (laughs) That Martin.
419
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,665
Trying to make it
look tough. (laughs)
420
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,701
(suspenseful music)
421
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:08,241
Oh boy.
422
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,611
- Hey Tim, it's high up here.
423
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,848
- Hang on, Stevie.
I'm almost there.
424
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,390
- Mr. O'Hara, he made it.
425
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,991
He's gonna get
Steven. He made it.
426
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,860
(audience laughs)
427
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,774
- Hi Stevie. You alright?
428
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,278
- I'm scared, Tim.
429
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,879
You're gonna stay up
here with me, aren't you?
430
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,049
- Oh, heck no. I'm gonna
take you down on my back.
431
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,051
- Don't make me, Tim.
We'll both fall off.
432
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,654
- Oh, we'll be okay, Stevie,
don't worry about it.
433
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,989
(people talking)
434
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,326
Boy, you sure managed
to climb awful high.
435
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,562
Come on now, on my back,
get a good grip and hang on.
436
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,831
Get this leg over here.
437
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:08,601
Atta boy, atta boy, now
hold on tight, okay?
438
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,569
You all set?
439
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,703
- Lord, I guess so.
440
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:11,771
- Okay.
441
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,741
(descending music)
442
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,480
Okay, Uncle Martin,
put it in reverse.
443
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,782
(audience laughs)
444
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,685
(playful music)
445
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,726
- I still can't figure out
why I grabbed that guy.
446
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,961
- What did he do?
447
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:36,829
- I don't know.
448
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,899
(audience laughs)
449
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,385
- Tim.
450
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,752
- Oh come on, Uncle Martin,
cut it out, will you?
451
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:00,753
- What?
452
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:04,724
- Oh nothing, you just
hang on, okay, Stevie?
453
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,466
- Tim, my arms hurt.
454
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,802
- Oh, how'd you like
to hop off and walk?
455
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,604
- Hey, we're almost there.
456
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,005
Either way, you scoot
up and down mountains,
457
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,374
anybody would think
you came from Mars.
458
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,609
You don't, do you?
459
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:23,710
- No, but I've got connections.
460
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,979
(audience laughs)
461
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,081
(people clapping and cheering)
462
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,684
- Congratulations,
Mack, he did it.
463
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:34,554
(audience laughs)
464
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,775
(people clapping and cheering)
465
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:56,976
- Oh, Steven.
466
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,778
- That was fun.
467
00:22:58,811 --> 00:22:59,879
- Tim, you angel.
468
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,449
What can I ever do to thank you?
469
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,083
- Well, I'm not sure, but
you're off to a very good start.
470
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,151
(audience laughs)
471
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,886
- That was terrific. Greatest
thing I've ever seen.
472
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:07,754
- Well, thank you very much.
473
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,155
It was nothing, really.
474
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,457
Uncle Martin?
475
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,192
Uncle Martin, I
can't tell you...
476
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,527
Why that was just...
477
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,662
- Stupendous.
478
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,997
Why, to conquer that mountain
with raw nerve and grit.
479
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,866
- Well, look, I wasn't
that great, you know.
480
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,701
If you hadn't been
for you and this...
481
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,002
What happened to that?
482
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,070
- What didn't happen to it?
483
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,705
It's been broken more times
than a Russian promise.
484
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,940
(audience laughs)
485
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,442
- When did this happen?
486
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,110
- Right after you
started your climb.
487
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,745
You see, you didn't
need any help.
488
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,047
All you had to do was
to try a little bit.
489
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,749
As one of your great
philosophers said,
490
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:40,186
"Wondrous things occur when
man and mountain meet."
491
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:41,220
Tim?
492
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,789
(audience laughs)
493
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:43,623
Tim?
494
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,493
(audience laughs)
495
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,930
- Alright, alright, stand
back everybody, stand back.
496
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:51,864
Give him a little air.
497
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,833
He just fainted, that's all.
498
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,469
(mood music)
499
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,044
(light music)
500
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,059
- Mr. O'Hara, thank
goodness you're home.
501
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,193
Could you give me
a hand with Tim?
502
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,228
He's had an accident.
503
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:23,162
- Accident?
504
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,734
Tim, what happened to you?
505
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:28,901
- Oh it's all my
fault, Mr. O'Hara.
506
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:31,170
He was helping me put up the
kitchen curtains, and he...
507
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,505
- I fell off the stool.
508
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:35,174
(audience laughs)
509
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,913
- Wondrous things when
man and woman meet.
510
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,783
(audience laughs)
511
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:48,054
(playful music)
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