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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S GO WITH YOU.
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WHOO!
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SEE THAT THERE?
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HUH?
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SEE THAT? OH.
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NO. SORRY, DAD.
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SERIOUSLY?
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THAT WAS PURE, BABY.
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I STARTED OUT ON THE OUTSIDE,
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I HAD A LITTLE DRAW.
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COME ON, ALBERT. YOU GOT TO WATCH THOSE.
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THAT WAS LIKE A LeBRON JAMES DUNK...
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OR AN ACE -- THAT WAS AN ACE -- FROM THAT GUY.
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WHO'S THAT GUY? THE -- THE SWISS GUY?
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HE WON WIMBLEDON.
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HE CRIES ALL THE TIME AT THE END?
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WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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AH.
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CRAP! ALL RIGHT.
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THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? YOU TRIED TO HIT IT.
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YOU SWUNG AT THE BALL.
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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YOU GOT TO FORGET ABOUT THE BALL.
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YOU KNOW, WHAT I DO IS...
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I USE MY MIND'S EYE.
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I-I VISUALIZE IN THE AIR WHERE I WANT THE BALL TO GO,
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AND THEN I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE BALL.
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I MEAN, I LOOK AT THE BALL,
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BUT IN MY MIND'S EYE,
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I'M JUST SEEING THE FLIGHT OF THE BALL
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AND WHERE I WANT IT TO LAND.
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DAD, WHAT'S THE MILE-HIGH CLUB?
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THE WHAT? WHY THE...
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THE MILE-HIGH CLUB -- WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?
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MATTHEW TOLD ME WHEN THEY WERE ON THE BUS TRIP TO SeaWorld,
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GREGORY CALHOUN WAS SAYING TO ALL THE GIRLS,
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"YOU'VE HEARD OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB?
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WELL, WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE 6-FOOT-HIGH CLUB?"
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AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED WHEN MATTHEW TOLD US AT SCHOOL.
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I DID, TOO, BUT, UM, I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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IT'S SEX, RIGHT?
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UH...
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YEAH. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S -- I THINK IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH SEX, YEAH.
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I KNEW IT.
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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I GUESS THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I THOUGHT YOU WENT ON THAT TRIP.
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DIDN'T I DRIVE YOU TO THE SCHOOL TO GET ON THOSE BUSES?
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[ SIGHS ]
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YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T GET ON THE BUS.
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WHY NOT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ON IT?
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I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
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WELL, I MEAN, WHAT WAS IT?
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YOUR FRIENDS -- FRIENDS WERE ON THERE, TOO, RIGHT?
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I COULDN'T GET ON THE BUS, DAD.
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YOU COULDN'T? WHAT, PHYSICALLY?
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YOU COULDN'T WALK UP THE STEPS ON THE BUS?
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NO! GEEZ!
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I JUST GOT THIS FEELING...
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THAT -- NEVER MIND.
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I-I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪
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♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪
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♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪
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♪ WHOO ♪
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♪ WHOO, WHOO ♪
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♪ COME ON, BABY, GET ON DOWN ♪
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WHAT AN ASSHOLE. Marcus: 5...
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Lawrence: I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU GOT GUNS LIKE THAT, YOU GOT TO FIRE 'EM.
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...99, 100.
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OH, YEAH.
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BLOOD PUMPING. HEART RATE IS UP.
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NOW, SEE, Y'ALL NEED TO FORGET ABOUT THAT COFFEE.
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THAT IS HOW YOU START YOUR DAY, MEN.
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YO.
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DO NOT JAB ME WITH YOUR ELBOW.
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THERE SHE IS.
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THIS IS THE BEST PART OF MY DAY.
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Woman on P.A.: LEO, YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER WAITING ON LINE 4.
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Marcus: YES, YES, LEXI.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GOOD-LUCK CHARM, RIGHT, GIRL?
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WHEN I GET PAID, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TREAT YOU RIGHT, NOW.
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MM-HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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YOU LIKE STEAK?
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YOU'RE STARING AT HER LIKE A PERV.
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LOBSTER?
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SHE'S FREE TO DO THE SAME.
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HOW ABOUT SUSHI?
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JUST SAY THE WORD, AND IT'S ON.
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YOU KNOW MY NUMBER.
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YES, I DO.
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YES, I DO.
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Y'ALL NEED TO LEAVE THEM DOUGHNUTS ALONE...
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[ SIGHS ]
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DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT.
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PARTS DEPARTMENT, YOU HAVE A CALL ON LINE 5.
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TERRY!
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DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE SWEET POTATO
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GIVES YOU ALMOST 80% OF YOUR DAILY VITAMIN "A" INTAKE?
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OH, WOW, VITAMIN "A," HUH? THAT'S THE, UH, EYE ONE, RIGHT?
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YEAH, AND SKIN, TOO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER VITAMIN'S ALSO GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN?
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YEAH, ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
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ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
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"D." SHOOT.
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REMEMBER A COUPLE YEARS AGO,
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I, UH, BOUGHT THAT SECOND HOUSE, THINKING I COULD FLIP IT?
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YEAH, UH, DAVE,
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YOU KNOW, WITH THE ECONOMY,
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IT'S PROBABLY NOT THE BEST TIME FOR ME
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TO BE BUYING PROPERTY.
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OH, GOD, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THIS PLACE AT ALL.
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IT'S JUST A BORING, OLD FAMILY HOUSE, NOT A BACHELOR PAD.
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IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A WET BAR.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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NO, WE'VE BEEN HAVING THESE, UH, OPEN HOUSES,
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AND THEY'VE BEEN GOING CRAPPY, AND I THOUGHT,
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"WHAT IF AN ACTOR CAME BY
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AND ACTED LIKE AN INTERESTED BUYER?"
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HUH? HUH.
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THAT'D BE SO GREAT!
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YEAH, NOT -- NOT REALLY.
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OH, COME ON.
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YOU'RE THE BEST ACTOR I KNOW, TERRY.
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I'M THE ONLY ACTOR YOU KNOW.
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NO, REMEMBER, MY BROTHER-IN-LAW'S
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ONE OF THOSE VOICE-OVER GUYS.
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BUT I CAN'T HAVE HIM SHOW UP -- HE'S LIKE 400 POUNDS.
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HE'S PRETTY GROSS TO LOOK AT, ACTUALLY.
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[ Chuckling ] I'M GONNA PASS, BUT THANKS.
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OH, COME ON. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, BRO.
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I'M NOT LEAVING YOU HANGING. I'M SAYING "NO."
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COME ON, TERRY. HELP ME OUT HERE.
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I'LL GIVE YOU 200 BUCKS.
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$300?
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$250, AND I'LL FEED YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT! WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS HOUSE!
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ALL RIGHT! FANTASTIC!
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT, TOO?
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IF YOU COULD GET YOUR HAIR CUT --
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NOT GETTING MY HAIR CUT.
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NO PROBLEM.
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[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
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[ CONVERSING IN SPANISH ]
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY?
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HEY, HOW ARE YOU FOLKS DOING TODAY?
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I'M OWEN THOREAU. AH.
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FROM THE SIGN.
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UH, YEAH.
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OH, THAT'S, UH, THAT'S MY FATHER,
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BUT CLOSE ENOUGH.
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JAVIER. BEAUTIFUL, HUH?
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WITH THE MILEAGE, THE BODY, THE CONDITION,
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THIS ONE IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS NEW.
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IT'S LIKE MY DREAM CAR. ADRIANA.
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WE'RE LOOKING AT A LOT OF CARS, OKAY?
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JUST LOOKING.
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PAPI, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR LIKE A MILLION YEARS.
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THIS IS THE ONE.
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BUT WE'RE JUST LOOKING. [ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, UH, THIS CAR,
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IT'S NEVER HAD ANY, UH, MAJOR BODY WORK?
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NO LEAKY FLUIDS OR...
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WELL, IT'S A COUPLE OF YEARS OLD,
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BUT, AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S IN GREAT CONDITION.
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YES. IT IS.
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$18,500 --
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THAT'S A LOT FOR A USED CAR.
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THAT'S A GREAT PRICE.
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PLUS, WE HAVE COMPETITIVE FINANCING OPTIONS --
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UM, HERE'S THE THING. UM...
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HER MOTHER AND I TOLD HER IF SHE SAVED $10,000
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AND SHE KEPT HER GRADES UP,
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WHEN SHE TURNED 18, WE WOULD PUT UP ANOTHER $5,000.
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$10,000? HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
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WORKING PART TIME AT VONS AND BABYSITTING.
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PLUS SCHOOL? HONOR ROLL.
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WOW.
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SO, BASICALLY,
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WE HAVE $15,000, AND THAT'S IT.
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I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULL, BUT --
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NO. NO, NO, NO. UM...
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LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO,
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'CAUSE, UH, I DO HAVE SOME PULL AROUND HERE.
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REALLY? REALLY.
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[ SQUEALS ]
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AY! NIÑA. POR FAVOR.
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WHAT ARE WE LISTING IT FOR?
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$18,500.
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AND WE TOOK IT IN AT $13,400.
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MM.
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THINK WE CAN DO IT FOR $15,000?
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$15,000?
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WE CAN GET $17,500 EASY.
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YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
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UM..
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WHY DON'T YOU WALK BY IN A FEW?
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I'LL WALK BY IN A FEW.
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SO, UH, LISTEN, I-I TALKED TO MY MANAGER,
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AND THE THING ABOUT THESE
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IS THEY REALLY HOLD THEIR RESALE VALUE,
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SO, UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NOT MUCH WIGGLE ROOM.
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UH, THE BEST I CAN DO IS...
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$17,500.
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ADRIANA, WE SHOULD KEEP LOOKING.
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OWEN!
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YOU STILL GOT THE KEYS TO THAT SOLSTICE?
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MM-HMM.
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GOT A TEST DRIVE COMING IN AT NOON.
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SO LEAVE THE KEYS ON MY DESK.
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WE'LL FIND ANOTHER CAR. OKAY?
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ADRIANA?
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UM...
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I'M -- I'M SURE WE GOT A COUPLE OF CARS ON THE LOT
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THAT MIGHT, UH, BE MORE IN YOUR PRICE RANGE.
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UH...
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GOT A, UM, SPORTY LITTLE COBALT RIGHT OUTSIDE...
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UM...
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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Javier: ADRIANA.
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MARCUS: Owen!
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What'd you do to make a little girl cry, man?
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WAS IT YOUR BREATH AGAIN? WE TALKED ABOUT THAT, DUDE.
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[ MUTTERING IN SPANISH ]
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[ SNIFFLES ] AY.
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[ ADRIANA CRYING ]
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I'M SORRY, PAPI. OKAY. OKAY.
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[ ADRIANA SNIFFLES ]
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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I GOT IT.
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WE'LL TAKE IT.
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$17,500, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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THANK YOU.
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CRY AS IN TEARS?
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WATERWORKS. WELL...
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YOU'RE A SALESMAN.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE A GIRL CRY?
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NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE BEST PRICE.
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BESIDES, AREN'T YOU ALWAYS SAYING
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PEOPLE LIE TO YOU AND MAKE STUFF UP?
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YEAH, BUT THIS WAS FOR REAL, AND NOW THEY HATE ME.
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SEE, THAT'S WHAT I DO ALL DAY.
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I MAKE MY LIVING MAKING HARDWORKING PEOPLE
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SPEND MORE THAN THEY HAVE TO,
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AND THEY HATE ME FOR IT.
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THEY HATE ME.
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THEY DON'T HATE YOU.
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ARE YOU GONNA LOOK ME IN THE EYE
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AND TELL ME THAT PEOPLE DON'T HATE CAR SALESMEN?
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THEY DON'T HATE YOU.
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THEY HATE THE IDEA OF YOU.
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[ STAMMERS ]
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LISTEN, LET'S JUST GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT, OKAY?
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AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO HIKE WITH THE GUYS, RIGHT?
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AND THEN EVERYTHING WON'T SEEM SO AWFUL.
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YOU HAD A BAD DAY.
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EVERY DAY'S A BAD DAY AT THOREAU CHEVROLET.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD SUGGEST THAT SLOGAN TO YOUR DAD.
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RIGHT NOW, THAT GIRL'S FATHER
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IS CURSING ME OUT TO HIS WIFE.
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NO, HE'S NOT.
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HONEY...
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I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THAT JOB.
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[ SIGHS ] BUT I BET THAT YOU CAN FIND
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A WAY TO BE HAPPY THERE.
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I MEAN, SOME WAY.
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I MEAN, PEOPLE COME TO YOU TO BUY THE CAR OF THEIR DREAMS.
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YOU'RE MAKING THEM HAPPY.
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SO -- SO MAYBE TOMORROW,
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YOU WILL SELL SOMEONE A CAR
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THAT THEY'VE BEEN WAITING THEIR ENTIRE LIFE FOR.
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AND THEY'LL GIVE YOU A HUG.
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DO YOU DRINK WHILE I'M AT WORK?
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SHIT, I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL HERE.
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[ GROANS ]
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DUDE. DUDE, COME ON.
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I'M TRYING TO GET A WORKOUT.
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YEAH, WE ALL ARE,
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BUT IT'S NOT THE DECATHLON, OKAY?
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[ Chuckling ] I'M JUST WALKING.
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WELL, YOU'RE WALKING LIKE A DICK!
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[ LAUGHS ] JOE AND I CAN'T KEEP UP.
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I WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP.
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WELL, WE'RE SLOWING DOWN. SLOWING DOWN.
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THAT'S IT. JUST A LITTLE SLOWER.
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A LITTLE S-- A LITTLE [LAUGHS]
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[ Laughing ] OKAY, THAT'S IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SO, YOU KNOW, ALBERT, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
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ON A FIELD TRIP TO SeaWorld OR SOMETHING,
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AND HE DIDN'T GO
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'CAUSE HE SAID HE COULDN'T GET ON THE BUS,
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FOR -- FOR NO REASON.
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IT'S PROBABLY A BULLY THING. SOMEBODY BOTHERING HIM?
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YEAH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
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I TALKED TO HIS GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.
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THEY SAY HE'S DOING FINE.
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MAYBE SOMETHING EMBARRASSING HAPPENED TO HIM, YOU KNOW?
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THAT HE CAN'T FACE THE OTHER KIDS?
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REMEMBER BACK IN COLLEGE WHEN OWEN GOT HIS ASS KICKED
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BY THAT HIGH-SCHOOL JUNIOR WHO SNUCK INTO HUNGRY CHARLIE'S?
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[ LAUGHS ] THAT KID WAS BIG
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FOR HIS AGE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, I BET YOU'RE BIGGER THAN HIM NOW.
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WE SHOULD GO BACK AND FIND HIM. HUH?
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OH. DICKS!
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SONIA SAYS, YOU KNOW, IT PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO
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WITH THE... SEPARATION.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT DOES.
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BUT, I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? HE'S 13, RIGHT?
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IT'S A CRAZY AGE. IT COULD BE ANYTHING.
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MAYBE HE'S GAY.
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YEAH, I THOUGHT OF THAT, BUT...
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WOULD HE EVEN KNOW IF HE WAS ALREADY?
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I GUESS, YEAH, YEAH, HE PROBABLY WOULD.
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BUT SO WHAT?
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EVEN IF HE WAS GAY -- WHAT? --
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GAY PEOPLE CAN'T RIDE BUSES?
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ] NO, I MEAN --
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT SOMETHING
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THAT HE -- HE GOT FROM ME.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN -- LIKE YOUR -- YOUR WORRYING STUFF,
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YOUR OBSESSING STUFF?
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ALL THAT CRAZY-ASS SHIT YOU DO?
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WELL...
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LOOK, YOU'RE A LITTLE GOOFY, JOE, OKAY?
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Terry: YOU GOT GOOFY PROBLEMS,
352
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BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING.
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WELL, WHATEVER I AM, WHAT IF HE'S WORSE?
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YEAH. KIDS.
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YOU HAVE THEM,
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YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THEM FOREVER.
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THAT'S KIND OF THE IDEA.
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NOT MY IDEA.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GONNA END UP -- EVEN YOU.
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MEET A NICE GIRL,
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SHIT HAPPENS --
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TRIPPING OVER TRICYCLES,
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AND YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE POOP.
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OH, YOU PAINT A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.
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HERE WE GO.
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Joe: NO CHANCE.
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NO WAY.
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AH! HERE WE GO.
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THERE YOU GO. MNH-MNH.
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BEHIND -- BEHIND THE LINE, MAN.
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[ POP! ]
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OH, HO, HO.
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AW, COME ON!
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YOU'RE ON A COLD STREAK, MAN.
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AH, THESE NEW BALLOONS SUCK!
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YOU CAN'T BEAT ME AT THIS. NO WAY.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU HIT IT BEFORE I DO,
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWEEP THE STORE FOR A WEEK.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BET TO ME, MR. T.
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ME TOO. NO SWEEP.
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OKAY.
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[ AIR HISSING ]
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I MAKE THAT BET.
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NOTHING IN IT FOR ME.
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JUST A LITTLE SHOW-OFF.
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Albert: DAD?
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ALBERT. WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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LUCY DROVE ME FROM SCHOOL.
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SHE'S IN THE CAR.
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WHY? WHAT'S WRONG?
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I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW...
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...I MADE THE GOLF TEAM.
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THE GOLF TEAM? WHAT?
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YEAH. THEY HAD TRYOUTS TODAY, AND I WASN'T GONNA DO IT,
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AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD DO YOUR MIND'S-EYE THING
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AND DO GOOD, AND I DID IT.
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I CAME IN SIXTH FOR THE WHOLE TEAM,
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AND I WAS THE SECOND-BEST FRESHMAN.
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WHAT?
401
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OH, MAN, CONGRATULATIONS! THAT'S --
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OH, I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAN! SEE?
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FIRST TOURNAMENT'S NEXT WEEK!
404
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WAY TO GO, A-DOG!
405
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
406
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ANYWAYS, I GOT TO GO
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'CAUSE LUCY'S GOING TO SOME PARTY,
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AND SHE HAS TO SHOWER OR SOMETHING.
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RIGHT, RIGHT, OKAY. HOLD ON. I'LL WALK YOU OUT.
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JUST WATCH THIS. ALL RIGHT? WATCH THE MIND'S-EYE MASTER.
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HERE WE GO. LINE IT UP.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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ALL RIGHT.
414
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WHOO!
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YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
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GRAB A BROOM, GUYS!
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SEE THAT?
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Albert: GEEZ. HOW'D YOU DO THAT? GEEZ.
419
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THAT WAS BULLSHIT.
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THIS IS WHAT WE'RE ASKING FOR IT.
421
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AND I CAN'T MOVE OFF THAT PRICE,
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OR I'M GONNA GET READ THE RIOT ACT.
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IT'S JUST THAT I-I RESEARCHED THE INVOICE PRICE,
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AND IT'S MUCH LOWER THAN --
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THE INVOICE PRICE IS NOT THE SALES PRICE.
426
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Woman on P.A.: MANUEL, CAR 6029.
427
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MANUEL, CAR 6029.
428
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DO YOU...
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HATE ME?
430
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NO.
431
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WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE TODAY
432
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AND I WALKED OVER TO INTRODUCE MYSELF,
433
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DID YOU THINK, "OH, HERE COMES ANOTHER CAR SALESMAN
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THAT'S GONNA TRY TO MILK ME FOR ALL I'M WORTH"?
435
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WELL, I...
436
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I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
437
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IS THIS SOME KIND OF SALES THING?
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WRITE DOWN A NUMBER YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH.
439
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YEAH, WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA WRITE DOWN A NUMBER,
440
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AND WE'RE GONNA GO BACK AND FORTH --
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NO, NO, NO. I-I REALLY WANT TO KNOW.
442
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I MEAN, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
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FOR YOU TO WALK OUT OF THIS DEALERSHIP TODAY
444
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WITH A BRAND-NEW CAR
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AND NOT END UP HATING MY GUTS IN THE PROCESS?
446
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NOW, WRITE DOWN THAT NUMBER.
447
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GO AHEAD.
448
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[ SIGHS ]
449
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THIS IS THE SAME NUMBER I JUST WROTE DOWN.
450
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I JUST SAVED BOTH OF US HOURS OF HAGGLING.
451
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THIS IS FOR THE COBALT,
452
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WITH THE OPTIONS WE TALKED ABOUT, NOT STRIPPED DOWN --
453
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NOT STRIPPED DOWN, THE CAR WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
454
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AND THIS IS THE PRICE? YES!
455
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WELL, YEAH.
456
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LET'S DO IT.
457
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[ Chuckling ] THANK YOU.
458
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[ CHUCKLES ] SAY THAT AGAIN.
459
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"LET'S DO IT."
460
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NO, NOT THAT.
461
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"THANK YOU"?
462
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[ PEN THUDS LIGHTLY ]
463
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
466
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[ SLURPING ]
467
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EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
468
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Dude, you are killing me!
469
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This thing started an hour ago!
470
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I HIT SOME PRETTY GNARLY TRAFFIC.
471
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Don't you live like three miles away?
472
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LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A PRETTY DECENT TURNOUT HERE, HUH?
473
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It's deceiving. Buyer's market.
474
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So any open house is a lot of looky-loos and no action.
475
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But that's where you come in, broheim.
476
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"BROHEIM."
477
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Just look around and admire the crap out of everything.
478
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And FYI... MM-HMM?
479
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That cute little biscuit over there in the blue dress?
480
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That's Erika.
481
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She's one of you --
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actress.
483
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Teaches my wife's spin class.
484
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We hired her to work undercover, too.
485
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But don't sweat it. I'm paying you more.
486
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
487
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
SO, DAVE, LET ME, UH...
488
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LET ME SEE YOUR WEDDING RING.
489
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UGH.
490
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NEVER HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE TO GET RID OF THIS THING.
491
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[ CHUCKLES ] I'M JUST KID-- KIDDING.
492
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BUT, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE DON'T LOSE IT.
493
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Good luck.
494
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HEY, SWEETIE. [ GASPS ]
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H-HEY!
496
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
[ LAUGHS ]
497
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
498
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
WELL, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU, TOO.
499
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
500
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
THIS IS -- I'M HER HUSBAND,
501
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
TERRY.
502
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH.
503
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
WOW! WOW, LOOK AT THAT BACKYARD!
504
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000
YEAH, I'VE BEEN NOTICING IT MYSELF, SWEETIE.
505
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
YEAH.
506
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
HEY, I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
507
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
I GOT TO GET USED TO THAT TRAFFIC HERE AGAIN, YOU KNOW.
508
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000
WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN BOISE, IDAHO,
509
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000
FOR THE LAST, WHAT?
510
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
FIVE YEARS. FIVE YEARS.
511
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000
WELL, WE WENT THERE BECAUSE WE JUST WANTED
512
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000
TO SKI ALL THE TIME.
513
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW, WE BURNED OUT AND...
514
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
I MISSED THE OCEAN.
515
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
WE BOTH DID.
516
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
YEAH.
517
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
518
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
519
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
MAN, IT'S SLOW.
520
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
521
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
HEY, SIR. HOW YOU DOING TODAY?
522
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
523
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
WELCOME TO THOREAU CHEVROLET.
524
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
YEAH, IS THERE A GUY WHO WORKS HERE NAMED OTIS OR OTTO
525
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
526
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,000
NO, NO, SIR, THERE'S NOBODY BY THAT NAME THAT WORKS HERE,
527
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'D BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU AROUND.
528
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
NO, WELL, I THINK HE'S KIND OF A ROLY-POLY DUDE,
529
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
AND HE'S...
530
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
HE'S --
531
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000
HE'S BLACK.
532
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
I'M OWEN.
533
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
OH! "OWEN." RIGHT.
534
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
NICE TO MEET YOU.
535
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
NICE TO MEET YOU.
536
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
YEAH, IT'S THIS GUY.
537
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
OH. OKAY.
538
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
539
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
MAN, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BUY A CAMARO FOR FIVE MONTHS NOW.
540
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000
EVERY DEALERSHIP IN TOWN THINKS I'M MADE OF MONEY.
541
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
SO I WANT TO THROW THIS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW.
542
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE SHOWED YOU A NUMBER
543
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
HE WAS COMFORTABLE WITH, AND YOU HELPED HIM OUT.
544
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
LET'S GO START THE PAPERWORK.
545
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
[ GASPS, LAUGHS ]
546
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
UH, EXCUSE US, FELLAS.
547
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
NOW, I DON'T USUALLY DO DEALS WITH RED SOX FANS,
548
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
BUT IN THIS CASE, I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
549
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
MAN, OWEN IS ON A ROLL!
550
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
WHY DON'T YOU GET A SECOND TIE, HUH?
551
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
HOW ABOUT THAT?
552
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
SHORT ASS.
553
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
DICK HOLE.
554
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Joe: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
555
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
IT TAKES ME LIKE A HALF-HOUR LONGER
556
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
TO GET READY TO GO NOW IN THE MORNING.
557
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
YEAH, LOT OF MAINTENANCE CRAP NOW, RIGHT?
558
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
OH, MAN.
559
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
I GOT FOUR DIFFERENT CREAMS I GOT TO PUT ON NOW.
560
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
FOUR, HUH? YEAH.
561
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
YEAH, I GOT THE -- I GOT THE EYELID ONE.
562
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
I GOT THAT FLAKY THING.
563
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
THEN A DIFFERENT ONE FOR BEHIND THE EAR.
564
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
GOT SOME SCRATCHY SHIT ON MY NECK NOW.
565
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
AND THEN THE USUAL --
566
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
THE ANTIFUNGAL ONE FOR THE TOES -- FOUR.
567
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
IT'S CRAZY.
568
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
ANY ASS ONES? BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'M AT NOW.
569
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
570
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
I GOT TWO. TWO!
571
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
TWO ASS CREAMS -- NOT AN OINTMENT,
572
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
'CAUSE OINTMENT'S DIFFERENT -- TWO CREAMS.
573
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
NO, THEY'RE CREAMS. SPECIFICALLY
574
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
FOR THE ASS?
575
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
YEAH, AND I ROTATE THEM TO KEEP UP THEIR EFFECTIVENESS.
576
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000
WOW. YEAH, I AIN'T GOT NO ASS CREAMS.
577
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
LOOK, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS DON'T LOOK AT ROOT CAUSES.
578
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
OKAY, THERE ARE NATURAL WAYS TO FIX ALL THIS STUFF.
579
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
YOU REALLY GOT TO COME TO MY YOGA CLASS!
580
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
OH. YOGA.
581
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
YEAH, YOGA.
582
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
YOGA'S GONNA MAKE MY ASS STOP ITCHING?
583
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T COME.
584
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT YOU THERE.
585
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Joe: YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
586
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
YOU DON'T WANT THAT ASS IN THERE,
587
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
SCARING ALL THE WOMEN AWAY.
588
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S WHAT'S AROUND FRONT
589
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
THAT'S GONNA SCARE EVERYBODY.
590
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
OH! YEAH!
591
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
YEAH!
592
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
[ JOE CHUCKLING ]
593
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
SO YOU OBSESSING ABOUT PASSING THIS ON TO ALBERT, TOO --
594
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
THIS, UM, WHATEVER IT IS YOU USE YOUR CREAMS ON?
595
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
YEAH, YEAH. NO.
596
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
NO, I'M GOOD WITH ALBERT NOW.
597
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
HE -- I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS THIS.
598
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
HE MADE THE GOLF TEAM.
599
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
REALLY? WOW, THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
600
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
YEAH.
601
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THAT INTO GOLF.
602
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
NO, I DIDN'T, EITHER.
603
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS. I TOOK HIM GOLFING.
604
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
I SHOWED HIM THIS MIND'S-EYE THING THAT I DO --
605
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK HE WAS LISTENING --
606
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
AND -- AND HE MADE THE TEAM.
607
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
IT MUST HAVE REALLY WORKED OUT FOR HIM, I GUESS.
608
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
OH, SURE, MIND'S EYE -- IT'S GOOD STUFF.
609
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
OH, OF COURSE. HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT.
610
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000
YEAH. IT'S VISUALIZATION. YOU DO IT IN ACTING.
611
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000
OKAY, BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT REALITY,
612
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
NOT -- NOT -- NOT SITTING AROUND WEARING A POWDERED WIG
613
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
PRETENDING I'M THE KING OF CROATIA.
614
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000
[ Chuckling ] I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT EVER. NOT ONCE.
615
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
YEAH, YOU WILL. [ CHUCKLES ]
616
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IT FOR?
617
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT IS IT? --
618
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
THAT "PRETENDING YOU LIKE A HOUSE" THING?
619
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
YEAH, LISTEN, I GOT TO TELL YOU.
620
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN A LOT OF FUN.
621
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
REALLY? YEAH.
622
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
THERE'S THIS OTHER ACTOR THERE,
623
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
AND WE'RE DOING, LIKE, THIS...LITTLE THING.
624
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
YOU KNOW, I'M -- I'M HER HUSBAND.
625
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
WHOA. HUSBAND!
626
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
YEAH, PUT ON A WEDDING RING AND EVERYTHING.
627
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
OH!
628
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
DID IT BURN? LIKE A VAMPIRE?
629
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
630
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
YEAH, IT'S BEEN FUN, THOUGH -- PRETENDING.
631
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
YEAH, 'CAUSE, UH, TAKE IT FROM ME,
632
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
THE REAL SHIT, IT'S NO FUN AT ALL.
633
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
634
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, THE GREATEST WIFE OF ALL TIME.
635
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:14,000
I KNOW, BUT DON'T TELL HER. SHE'LL GET ALL COCKY.
636
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
YOU MAKE HER PUT THE CREAMS ON? 'CAUSE THEN...
637
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
SHE HELPS ME PUT THE CREAMS ON.
638
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
SHE'S A SAINT.
639
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Joe: HAS SHE GOT A SPRAY GUN?
640
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
CHECK, PLEASE!
641
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ON CAR STEREO ]
642
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF, MUSIC STOPS ]
643
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
[ DAVE HUMMING ]
644
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000
BIG DAVE!
645
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
AH, TEAMMATE. MAN!
646
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
647
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
WOW, RIGHT ON TIME. WHO'S THIS GUY?
648
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
YEAH, YEAH, JUST GETTING INTO CHARACTER.
649
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
HEY, I BROUGHT SOME PROPS.
650
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
GONNA THROW SOME HOT DOGS ON THE GRILL --
651
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
YOU KNOW, PAINT A PICTURE?
652
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
MM-HMM.
653
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
I FIGURE, PEOPLE REALLY WANT THIS PLACE
654
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
TO BE THEIR DREAM -- HUH?
655
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
[ WHISTLES ]
656
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
OH.
657
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
SO WHERE'S MY WIFE?
658
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
SHE'S OUTSIDE...
659
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
MAKING THE WHOLE BACKYARD HOT.
660
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
HAVE FUN!
661
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000
[ CHIPS CLICKING, CARDS FLICKING ]
662
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
[ CLICK ]
663
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
[ CLICK ]
664
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
COME ON!
665
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
OH, I KNEW IT!
666
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
No, I didn't. Shit.
667
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
HEY, HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, DaSHAUN. COME HERE.
668
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
DaSHAUN.
669
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
YOU KNOW ALBERT, RIGHT? YEAH.
670
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000
WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU THINK HE'S LIKE ME?
671
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
YOU MEAN GOOFY?
672
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
673
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. JUST QUIRKY.
674
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
YEAH, I GUESS.
675
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000
YEAH. HE'S JUST -- YOU KNOW, HE'S HAVING
676
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
A LITTLE BIT OF A ROUGH TIME RIGHT NOW.
677
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
OH, YEAH. I MEAN, I'M SURE HE IS.
678
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,000
I MEAN, WHEN I WAS 13, BACK IN THE DAY, I WAS CRAZY.
679
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. YEAH, HUH?
680
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
YEAH, A COUPLE YEARS THERE,
681
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
I WAS CAUSING MY MOM ALL TYPES OF TROUBLES.
682
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
WHAT ACTUALLY SAVED ME WAS THIS JOB.
683
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
REALLY? YEAH, IT DID.
684
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
I MEAN, WHEN I STARTED WORKING HERE, IT FOCUSED ME.
685
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000
LIKE T.I. SAYS, "WHEN YOU BECOME A MAN,
686
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
YOU PUT AWAY THE CHILDISH THINGS."
687
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000
YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY -- IT'S IN THE BIBLE.
688
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000
NO, IT'S T.I. T.I. -- T.I.'s A RAPPER.
689
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT KIND OF STUFF.
690
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
[ BEEPING ]
691
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
YEAH, BUT, NO, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, THOUGH,
692
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
'CAUSE WHEN YOU GOT SOMETHING TO DO,
693
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
IT JUST TAKES YOUR MIND OFF YOUR --
694
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
OFF YOUR WORRIES AND STUFF, HUH?
695
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
YOU KNOW, ALBERT MADE THE GOLF TEAM.
696
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
YEAH?
697
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000
SO I THINK, UH, I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR HIM.
698
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
YEAH. HOPE THAT DOES THE TRICK.
699
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
HEY, UH, YOU REALLY LIKE WORKING HERE, HUH?
700
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
THAT'S GOOD. I'M GLAD.
701
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
YEAH. I MEAN, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
702
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
WHEN I FIRST CAME DOWN HERE,
703
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
I WAS GONNA APPLY FOR THE MUSIC STORE ON THE CORNER.
704
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SWEET --
705
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
GET THE DISCOUNTS AND WHATNOT.
706
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
BUT THEY WAS CLOSED THAT DAY,
707
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
AND MY MA SAID SHE'D WHUP MY ASS
708
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
IF I DIDN'T COME HOME WITH A JOB.
709
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
SO HERE I AM, MR. T.
710
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE.
711
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
712
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
YEAH.
713
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
714
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
[ SIZZLING ]
715
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAK, BUDDY?
716
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
GO PASS THOSE AROUND. I'LL MAN THE GRILL.
717
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000
OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
718
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
TERRY.
719
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
DAVE.
720
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
721
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
[ LAUGHS ]
722
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
[ SIGHS ]
723
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
HOT DOG RIGHT OFF THE GRILL.
724
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
MMM.
725
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
NOT A LOT CAN BEAT THAT, RIGHT?
726
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
MM. THAT'S OKAY, I'M GOOD.
727
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
OKAY. [ LAUGHS ]
728
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
SURE.
729
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
[ Southern accent ] HEY. Y'ALL THE OWNERS?
730
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
731
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
NOT YET. JUST, UH, HELPING OUT.
732
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
BUT WOW, HUH?
733
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
YEAH.
734
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
HOW YOU GUYS DOING? I'M TERRY.
735
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
OH, HEY, TERRY. THIS IS MY WIFE, ERIKA.
736
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
HELLO. OH!
737
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
I'M HANK. THIS HERE'S MY WIFE, MICHELLE.
738
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
YOU'RE NOT FROM LOS ANGELES, I'M GUESSING.
739
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
[ LAUGHS ] SHOOT, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY?
740
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
NO, WE ARE FROM ODESSA, TEXAS.
741
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Y'ALL NATIVES HERE?
742
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
NO, JUST, UH, DOWN FROM SEATTLE FOR THE WEEKEND.
743
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
MY PARENTS LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY.
744
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WANTING TO, UH,
745
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
MOVE CLOSER TO THEM FOR A FEW YEARS NOW.
746
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000
AND THEN, WELL, WHEN WE FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT
747
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
[CHUCKLES] WE JUST REALIZED
748
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
IT IS TIME TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
749
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
750
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
THIS LITTLE LADY IS CARRYING A CHILD?
751
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!
752
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
I DON'T BELIEVE IT, EITHER.
753
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
THREE MONTHS.
754
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
NINE...WEEKS, HONEY.
755
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
[ LAUGHS ] HE GETS SO EXCITED.
756
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
CONGRATULATIONS.
757
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
LET ME ASK YOU.
758
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
YOU THINK THIS YARD'S BIG ENOUGH FOR A GAME OF CATCH?
759
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
760
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM?
761
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
I'M LOOKING FOR A SALESMAN,
762
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
AND I THINK HE'S A LITTLE...
763
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
CHUBBY?
764
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
[ LEE MICHAELS' "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" PLAYS ]
765
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
YOU GOT A SALESMAN WORKS HERE WHO'S...HUSKY?
766
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
KIND OF A -- KIND OF A HUSKY FELLA?
767
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
CHARLES BARKLEY KIND OF A GUY?
768
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
ONLY DARKER.
769
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
AND WITH HAIR.
770
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
♪ BEEN 40 DAYS ♪
771
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
♪ SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN ♪
772
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,000
♪ I JUST SAW HER WITH MY BEST FRIEND ♪
773
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪
774
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
[ LAUGHS ] CONGRATULATIONS.
775
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000
♪ DO YOU KNOW, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪
776
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000
♪ I JUST SAW HER YESTERDAY ♪
777
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000
♪ I JUST SAW HER, ASKED HER TO STAY ♪
778
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪
779
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
♪ LORD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪
780
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000
♪ HER AND BOBBY WERE STEPPING OUT ♪
781
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000
♪ HER AND BOBBY DIDN'T KNOW I FOUND OUT ♪
782
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪
783
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
♪ DO YOU KNOW, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪
784
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,000
♪ SO I ASKED HER IF SHE STILL CARED ♪
785
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,000
♪ SHE DIDN'T HEAR ME, SHE JUST SAID ♪
786
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪
787
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
♪ LORD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪
788
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000
YOU THE FAT GUY?
789
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
YEAH.
790
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:29,000
I AM THE FAT GUY.
791
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
[ CHUCKLING ]
792
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
HEY, SORRY, CARLOS,
793
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
YOU KNOW, BUT YOU LOST THE BET.
794
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
BESIDES...
795
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
THAT IS PART OF YOUR JOB, RIGHT?
796
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
[ MUTTERS ]
797
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
798
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
THAT SOUNDED DIRTY.
799
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
YO-YO MA!
800
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Uh, this is Coach Ford, Albert's golf coach.
801
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Is this his father?
802
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
YEAH. YEAH, EVERYTHING OKAY?
803
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
UM, I'M ABOUT TO GO TO THE TOURNAMENT.
804
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Uh, well, we're having a little bit of a situation here.
805
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Albert's asking for you.
806
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000
OKAY. BUT AREN'T YOU GUYS AT THE TOURNAMENT ALREADY?
807
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Nope.
808
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000
WE'RE STILL IN THE PARKING LOT.
809
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
OKAY.
810
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
ALL RIGHT. UH, I'M ON MY WAY.
811
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
[ BEEP ]
812
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
DaSHAUN, LOCK IT UP, RIGHT?
813
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
YEAH.
814
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TWO AGAIN.
815
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
TERRY, RIGHT? YES, I'M TERRY, YEAH.
816
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
HOW ARE YOU? THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?
817
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
YES. OH.
818
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
WHAT A HOUSE. DO YOU LIKE IT?
819
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
WELL, YEAH.
820
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY COMING ALONG.
821
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
OH! RON HERE IS A FAMILY GUY,
822
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000
AN, UH, HE'S ALSO INTERESTED IN THE HOME.
823
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
UH-OH. WE BETTER GET IT.
824
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
YOU KNOW, MY BROTHER'S A CONTRACTOR.
825
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
AND HE SAYS THAT'S A DAY WORK.
826
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
BUT IF WE MADE THIS A DOOR --
827
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR COOKIE BACK --
828
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
OH, THANKS.
829
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
BUT IF YOU MADE IT A DOOR, YOU COULD GO RIGHT OUT,
830
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
AND THEN YOU COULD JUST RIGHT THERE TO THE KITCHEN.
831
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
WHAT A GREAT FLOOR PLAN.
832
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
EAT, SWIM. EAT, SWIM.
833
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
WE JUST LOVE THE BIG YARD.
834
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000
YEAH. I WANT OUR KIDS OUTSIDE.
835
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
I HEARD THE PROPERTY VALUES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
836
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
BARELY MOVED.
837
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THE SCHOOL DOWN THE STREET
838
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
IS UNBELIEVABLE. MM.
839
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
IT'LL SAVE US 20 GRAND A YEAR ON PRIVATE SCHOOLS.
840
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000
AND WITH FOUR KIDS, I MEAN, THAT'S 80 GRAND.
841
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000
AND NO TV UNTIL HE OR SHE IS AT LEAST 2.
842
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
ALTHOUGH THAT WALL IS A GREAT PLACE
843
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
FOR A FLAT-SCREEN.
844
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
YOU THINK? YEAH.
845
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
'CAUSE I THINK THAT WALL MIGHT BE BETTER.
846
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
EITHER WALL.
847
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000
WELL, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MASTER, HUH?
848
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
OH, FANTASTIC.
849
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
YOU KNOW, GUYS, EVER SINCE WE FOUND OUT WE WERE PREGNANT,
850
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
I'VE BEEN PULLING FOR TWINS.
851
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
I'M NOT HAVING TWINS.
852
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
But they do run in her family.
853
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
[ LAUGHS ]
854
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Terry: COME ON, LET'S GO.
855
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
THAT TREE HOUSE COULD USE A LITTLE WORK.
856
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000
GOOD PLACE FOR A TIRE SWING, THOUGH.
857
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
NEVER HAD A TIRE SWING WHEN I WAS A KID.
858
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I WANT OUR KIDS TO HAVE A TIRE SWING.
859
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000
YEAH.
860
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
TAKE IT EASY.
861
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
ALL RIGHT. BYE. GOOD LUCK.
862
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
863
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
OKAY, I THINK THAT'S THE LAST OF THEM.
864
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I COULD REALLY USE A COLD BEER.
865
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
YEAH, BEER SOUNDS GOOD.
866
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000
[ WIND CHIMES TINKLING ]
867
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
AND JIMMY.
868
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
FERNANDO.
869
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
[ CHUCKLING ]
870
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Bruce: ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
871
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
WE GOT A CHANGE AT THE LEADERBOARD.
872
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR,
873
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000
MARCUS IS NOT THE SALESMAN OF THE MONTH.
874
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,000
THAT DISTINCTION GOES TO OWEN JUNIOR!
875
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
876
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
HEY, WHAT DOES SECOND PLACE TASTE LIKE?
877
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
IS IT BITTERSWEET OR JUST BITTER?
878
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
THIS IS BULLSHIT! OKAY?
879
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
I COULD HAVE 300 SALES EACH MONTH
880
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000
IF I LET EVERY CUSTOMER WALK ALL OVER ME.
881
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
JUST BITTER. [ MAN CHUCKLES ]
882
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Bruce: COME ON OVER HERE, OWEN.
883
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
884
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
YOU'RE WELCOME.
885
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
[ LAUGHS ]
886
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
I'M NOT GONNA LIE. THIS FEELS REAL GOOD.
887
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
UM [CHUCKLES]
888
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
I REALIZE SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE LITTLE PUZZLED,
889
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
OR EVEN PERTURBED,
890
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
BY THE METHOD BY WHICH I WAS ABLE TO ACHIEVE
891
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
SUCH A...GREAT TURNOVER.
892
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
YEAH, 'CAUSE IT WASN'T TURNOVER. IT WAS "BEND OVER."
893
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
[ SALESMEN "OOH" ]
894
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.
895
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
I MEAN, YOU GOT YOUR WAY, I GOT MINE.
896
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000
OF COURSE, MY WAY HAPPENED TO CATAPULT ME INTO FIRST PLACE,
897
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
BUT, UH, ANYWAY... [ LAUGHS ]
898
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
899
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT LISTENING TO THE CUSTOMERS,
900
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000
BUT THIS MONTH, I FELT LIKE I ACTUALLY WAS.
901
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
SO, YEAH, I FEEL GOOD.
902
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
'CAUSE, UH, I'M A CAR SALESMAN, DAMN IT.
903
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000
AND, UM, I MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY.
904
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,000
[ APPLAUSE ]
905
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
PROBABLY TOOK A LITTLE HIT, BUT...
906
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
[ Chuckling ] SO...
907
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000
YEAH, UM...
908
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
TOOK A LITTLE HIT.
909
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
UM, BUT THAT'S -- THAT'S -- THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED.
910
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
UM, MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
911
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
[ SCOFFS ] WITH THAT SORRY-ASS CHECK,
912
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY DINNER.
913
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
914
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LITTLE PICTURE FOR THE WALL.
915
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000
SALESMAN OF THE MONTH.
916
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000
[ APPLAUSE ]
917
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
918
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
HEY. COACH FORD?
919
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
YES, SIR. ARE YOU, UH, ALBERT'S DAD?
920
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
I AM. I AM. WHERE IS HE?
921
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000
I CAN'T GET ON THE BUS.
922
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000
[ HUMMING ]
923
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
924
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
BA! HERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
925
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
THANK YOU.
926
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
YO!
927
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
THAT'S THE TICKET RIGHT THERE.
928
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
MM-HMM. [ SIGHS ]
929
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
SO WHAT IS THE GOOD WORD?
930
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
WELL, MY REALTOR CALLED.
931
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
I THINK WE'RE GONNA GET A COUPLE OFFERS.
932
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
YAY.
933
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FINALLY GONNA SELL THIS DAMN
934
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
HOUSE AFTER ALL.
935
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
CONGRATS. THAT'S GREAT.
936
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
MM.
937
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
MAYBE THE MISSUS WILL FINALLY GET OFF MY BACK
938
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
AND ONTO HER BACK,
939
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
940
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
YOU'RE SUCH A PIG, DAVE.
941
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
[ Chuckling ] DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT.
942
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
BY THE WAY, WE HAD A COUPLE OF HOT-DOG PACKS LEFT OVER.
943
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
SO...
944
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
THE OSCAR MAYER GOES TO...
945
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
MY MAN TERRY.
946
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
OKAY. THANKS!
947
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
ERIKA? NO, THANK YOU.
948
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
949
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] [ MUTTERING ]
950
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
GOD. [ BEEPS ]
951
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
HEARNSIE! YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!
952
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
YOU SENT THAT FILTH TO THE E-MAIL I SHARE WITH MY WIFE!
953
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
USE THE HOTMAIL ACCOUNT, MAN.
954
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
955
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
AND WE DID SOME PRETTY GOOD ACTING,
956
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. MM.
957
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
SADLY, SOME OF THE BEST ACTING --
958
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
OR, ACTUALLY, THE ONLY ACTING --
959
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
THAT I'VE DONE IN A LONG TIME.
960
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
WELL, TOO BAD THERE WEREN'T CAMERAS AROUND.
961
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
[ Chuckling ] YEAH, TOO BAD.
962
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
SO, YOU KIND OF GOT BABY ON THE BRAIN, HUH?
963
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
WHO, ME? YEAH.
964
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
THAT'S JUST ACTING. [ CHUCKLES ]
965
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
THE KIND OF ACTING THAT WINS YOU A PACK OF FRANKS.
966
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
[ CHUCKLES ] UH-HUH.
967
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
WELL, HERE'S TO OUR HAPPY FAMILY.
968
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
LET'S SEE -- THOMAS, ISABELLE,
969
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
THE TWINS -- JOSEPH AND JAMES...
970
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
UH, TAESHA --
971
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
NOW, YOU THREW ME ON THAT ONE.
972
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES.
973
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
AND THE OTHER 40 OR 50.
974
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
[ BOTTLES CLINK ]
975
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
MM.
976
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
SO, YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA GO GRAB SOME THAI FOOD.
977
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
THERE'S A GREAT RESTAURANT ON, UH, WESTWOOD.
978
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
THEY MAKE THIS WICKED GREEN CURRY.
979
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
FIGURED SINCE WE'RE ALREADY HUSBAND AND WIFE,
980
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A
981
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
LITTLE BIT MORE, HUH?
982
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
OH, HEY, YOU MADE IT JUST IN TIME.
983
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I THINK THE OWNER'S GETTING READY TO CLOSE UP SHOP.
984
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD.
985
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,000
MY "HUSBAND"... MEETING MY BOYFRIEND.
986
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
UH...
987
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
[ LAUGHS ] [ CHUCKLES ]
988
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000
TERRY, THIS IS KEN. KEN, THIS IS TERRY.
989
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
YEAH, RIGHT, YOUR "HUSBAND." RIGHT.
990
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING?
991
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
READY? YEAH, YEAH.
992
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
SO, I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.
993
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
MAYBE AT A REAL ACTING GIG.
994
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
BYE, TERRY.
995
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
SEE YOU, KEN!
996
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
997
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
998
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET ON IT.
999
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
1000
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
YOU'RE SURE IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH A BULLY?
1001
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
ON THE GOLF TEAM?
1002
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
1003
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
IS IT ABOUT -- IS IT A GIRL?
1004
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
IS THERE SOME GUY ON THE BUS
1005
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
THAT'S GOING OUT WITH A GIRL YOU LIKE OR SOMETHING?
1006
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
NO, DAD.
1007
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,000
DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A BOY --
1008
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
BOY ON THE GOLF TEAM?
1009
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,000
YEAH, MAYBE IN THE LOCKER ROOM,
1010
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
AND YOU JUST -- YOU FELT SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
1011
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
OKAY, FORGET IT. FORGET IT. FORGET IT.
1012
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000
MAYBE I JUST SHOULDN'T BE ON THE STUPID GOLF TEAM!
1013
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
NO, NO. NO, NO, NO.
1014
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
CONE ON, ALBERT. THIS IS NO BIG DEAL.
1015
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
OKAY? I GET WEIRD FEELINGS ALL THE TIME.
1016
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000
THE OTHER DAY, I-I-I COULDN'T STOP NOTICING MY NOSE.
1017
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
EVERYWHERE I LOOKED IN MY EYESIGHT,
1018
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
I SAW MY NOSE.
1019
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1020
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
NOT REALLY.
1021
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
HOW ABOUT THIS? YOU EVER GET THIS?
1022
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
SOMETIMES I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF TO BREATHE.
1023
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
SWEAR TO GOD.
1024
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000
IT'S NUTS. I...
1025
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I'M -- I'M IN A SITUATION,
1026
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
AND MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE,
1027
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
AND -- AND IT'S LIKE -- I DON'T EVEN REALIZE --
1028
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
I START HOLDING MY BREATH.
1029
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I DO THAT, TOO.
1030
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
REALLY?
1031
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
YEAH.
1032
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
WHENEVER I GET SHAKY.
1033
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000
SHAKY?
1034
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
SOMETIMES...
1035
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
SOMETIMES I KIND OF GET THIS SHAKY FEELING,
1036
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,000
BUT IT'S, LIKE, ON THE INSIDE.
1037
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
YEAH, ALBERT, THAT'S, UH, THAT'S ANXIETY.
1038
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
THAT'S ALL THAT IS.
1039
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I MEAN, THAT'S -- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1040
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000
THAT'S -- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S -- THAT HAPPENS.
1041
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
YEAH. I GUESS THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT TO GET ON THE BUS.
1042
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M ON THERE?
1043
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
HEY, HEY.
1044
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
REMEMBER THE MIND'S-EYE THING?
1045
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
YEAH. IT TOTALLY WORKED.
1046
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
DAMN RIGHT IT TOTALLY WORKED.
1047
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Coach Ford: HEY. OKAY.
1048
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
WE REALLY GOT TO GET GOING.
1049
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
YEAH.
1050
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
WHAT IF I FOLLOW THE BUS IN MY CAR?
1051
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
OKAY? SO...
1052
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000
YOU -- YOU GET ON THE BUS,
1053
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000
AND -- AND YOU DO THE MIND'S-EYE THING.
1054
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
IT'S THE SAME IDEA LIKE IN GOLF.
1055
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
GET ON THE BUS,
1056
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000
AND -- AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GETTING SHAKY,
1057
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES,
1058
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000
AND -- AND YOU VISUALIZE
1059
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
THAT YOU'RE IN THE CAR WITH ME.
1060
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
YOU REALIZE YOU'RE REALLY IN THE CAR WITH ME.
1061
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
THIS ISN'T YOUR MIND'S EYE, RIGHT?
1062
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
YEAH, YEAH. JUST CHECKING.
1063
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000
LET'S HAVE SOME TUNES, BABY.
1064
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000
[ LITTLE FEAT'S "WILLIN'" PLAYS ]
1065
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000
DAD, REALLY?
1066
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
YEAH, REALLY. COME ON, MAN. IT'S CLASSIC!
1067
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
GET USED TO IT. MY CAR, MY MUSIC.
1068
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
I'M USING MY MIND'S EAR
1069
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000
AND PRETEND IT'S MY MUSIC.
1070
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
♪ I BEEN WARPED BY THE RAIN, DRIVEN BY THE SNOW ♪
1071
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
♪ I'M DRUNK AND DIRTY, DON'T YOU KNOW ♪
1072
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000
♪ AND I'M STILL ♪
1073
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000
♪ WILLIN' ♪
1074
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
♪ AND I WAS OUT ON THE ROAD LATE AT NIGHT ♪
1075
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
♪ I SEE MY PRETTY ALICE... ♪
1076
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
HEY. HEY.
1077
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
♪ DALLAS ALICE ♪
1078
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000
♪ AND I'VE BEEN FROM TUCSON TO TUCUMCARI ♪
1079
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
[ GRUNTS ]
1080
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
[ LAUGHING ]
1081
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
[ SMOOCHING ]
1082
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
MMM, WHAT'S THAT FOR?
1083
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
BECAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT.
1084
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
I WAS?
1085
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
YEAH, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID
1086
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
THAT YOU BET I COULD MAKE MYSELF HAPPY AT WORK?
1087
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
MM-HMM.
1088
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
WELL, THIS PAST WEEK,
1089
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
I DECIDED NOT TO BE THE BAD GUY.
1090
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I HAD A LOT OF FUN.
1091
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I SOLD A BUNCH OF CARS, AND PEOPLE DIDN'T HATE ME.
1092
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
ONE WOMAN EVEN GAVE ME A HUG.
1093
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
OH, THAT IS SO GOOD, SWEETIE!
1094
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
NOW, YOU SEE?
1095
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
SEE, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME SOMETIMES,
1096
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
'CAUSE, SEE, I KNOW THINGS.
1097
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
YEAH. YOU KNEW.
1098
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
YOU ALWAYS KNOW.
1099
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
OH!
1100
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
I GOT PAID TODAY.
1101
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
[ GASPS, CHUCKLES ]
1102
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000
[ BOTTLES CLINK, BOTTLE CAP POPS, REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSES ]
1103
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000
MONDAY MORNING, I GO BACK TO MAKING LITTLE GIRLS CRY.
70619
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