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THE -- THE SWISS GUY? 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 HE WON WIMBLEDON. 17 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 HE CRIES ALL THE TIME AT THE END? 18 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME? 19 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,000 I DON'T KNOW. 20 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 AH. 21 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 CRAP! ALL RIGHT. 22 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 23 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,000 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? YOU TRIED TO HIT IT. 24 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 YOU SWUNG AT THE BALL. 25 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 26 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 YOU GOT TO FORGET ABOUT THE BALL. 27 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 YOU KNOW, WHAT I DO IS... 28 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 I USE MY MIND'S EYE. 29 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 I-I VISUALIZE IN THE AIR WHERE I WANT THE BALL TO GO, 30 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 AND THEN I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE BALL. 31 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I MEAN, I LOOK AT THE BALL, 32 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 BUT IN MY MIND'S EYE, 33 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 I'M JUST SEEING THE FLIGHT OF THE BALL 34 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 AND WHERE I WANT IT TO LAND. 35 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 DAD, WHAT'S THE MILE-HIGH CLUB? 36 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 THE WHAT? WHY THE... 37 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 THE MILE-HIGH CLUB -- WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 38 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,000 MATTHEW TOLD ME WHEN THEY WERE ON THE BUS TRIP TO SeaWorld, 39 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 GREGORY CALHOUN WAS SAYING TO ALL THE GIRLS, 40 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 "YOU'VE HEARD OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB? 41 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 WELL, WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE 6-FOOT-HIGH CLUB?" 42 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED WHEN MATTHEW TOLD US AT SCHOOL. 43 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 I DID, TOO, BUT, UM, I DON'T KNOW WHY. 44 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 IT'S SEX, RIGHT? 45 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 UH... 46 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 YEAH. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. 47 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 IT'S -- I THINK IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH SEX, YEAH. 48 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 I KNEW IT. 49 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 50 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 I GUESS THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. 51 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 52 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 I THOUGHT YOU WENT ON THAT TRIP. 53 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 DIDN'T I DRIVE YOU TO THE SCHOOL TO GET ON THOSE BUSES? 54 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 [ SIGHS ] 55 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T GET ON THE BUS. 56 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 WHY NOT? 57 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 I DON'T KNOW. 58 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ON IT? 59 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 60 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 WELL, I MEAN, WHAT WAS IT? 61 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 YOUR FRIENDS -- FRIENDS WERE ON THERE, TOO, RIGHT? 62 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 I COULDN'T GET ON THE BUS, DAD. 63 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 YOU COULDN'T? WHAT, PHYSICALLY? 64 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 YOU COULDN'T WALK UP THE STEPS ON THE BUS? 65 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 NO! GEEZ! 66 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I JUST GOT THIS FEELING... 67 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 THAT -- NEVER MIND. 68 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 I-I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 69 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 70 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 ALL RIGHT. 71 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 72 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:10,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪ 73 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:16,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 74 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪ 75 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪ 76 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 77 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪ 78 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:30,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪ 79 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 ♪ WHOO ♪ 80 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 ♪ WHOO, WHOO ♪ 81 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 ♪ COME ON, BABY, GET ON DOWN ♪ 82 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 WHAT AN ASSHOLE. Marcus: 5... 83 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Lawrence: I DON'T KNOW. 84 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 YOU GOT GUNS LIKE THAT, YOU GOT TO FIRE 'EM. 85 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 ...99, 100. 86 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 OH, YEAH. 87 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 BLOOD PUMPING. HEART RATE IS UP. 88 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 NOW, SEE, Y'ALL NEED TO FORGET ABOUT THAT COFFEE. 89 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 THAT IS HOW YOU START YOUR DAY, MEN. 90 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 YO. 91 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 DO NOT JAB ME WITH YOUR ELBOW. 92 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 THERE SHE IS. 93 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 THIS IS THE BEST PART OF MY DAY. 94 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Woman on P.A.: LEO, YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER WAITING ON LINE 4. 95 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Marcus: YES, YES, LEXI. 96 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GOOD-LUCK CHARM, RIGHT, GIRL? 97 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 WHEN I GET PAID, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TREAT YOU RIGHT, NOW. 98 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 MM-HMM. 99 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 MM-HMM. 100 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 YOU LIKE STEAK? 101 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 YOU'RE STARING AT HER LIKE A PERV. 102 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 LOBSTER? 103 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 SHE'S FREE TO DO THE SAME. 104 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 HOW ABOUT SUSHI? 105 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 JUST SAY THE WORD, AND IT'S ON. 106 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 YOU KNOW MY NUMBER. 107 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 YES, I DO. 108 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 YES, I DO. 109 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Y'ALL NEED TO LEAVE THEM DOUGHNUTS ALONE... 110 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 [ SIGHS ] 111 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT. 112 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 PARTS DEPARTMENT, YOU HAVE A CALL ON LINE 5. 113 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 TERRY! 114 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE SWEET POTATO 115 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 GIVES YOU ALMOST 80% OF YOUR DAILY VITAMIN "A" INTAKE? 116 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 OH, WOW, VITAMIN "A," HUH? THAT'S THE, UH, EYE ONE, RIGHT? 117 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 YEAH, AND SKIN, TOO. 118 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER VITAMIN'S ALSO GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN? 119 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 120 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 121 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 "D." SHOOT. 122 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 REMEMBER A COUPLE YEARS AGO, 123 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 I, UH, BOUGHT THAT SECOND HOUSE, THINKING I COULD FLIP IT? 124 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 YEAH, UH, DAVE, 125 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 YOU KNOW, WITH THE ECONOMY, 126 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 IT'S PROBABLY NOT THE BEST TIME FOR ME 127 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 TO BE BUYING PROPERTY. 128 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 OH, GOD, NO, NO, NO. 129 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 NO, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THIS PLACE AT ALL. 130 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 IT'S JUST A BORING, OLD FAMILY HOUSE, NOT A BACHELOR PAD. 131 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A WET BAR. 132 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 133 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 NO, WE'VE BEEN HAVING THESE, UH, OPEN HOUSES, 134 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 AND THEY'VE BEEN GOING CRAPPY, AND I THOUGHT, 135 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,000 "WHAT IF AN ACTOR CAME BY 136 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 AND ACTED LIKE AN INTERESTED BUYER?" 137 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 HUH? HUH. 138 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 THAT'D BE SO GREAT! 139 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 YEAH, NOT -- NOT REALLY. 140 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 OH, COME ON. 141 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 YOU'RE THE BEST ACTOR I KNOW, TERRY. 142 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I'M THE ONLY ACTOR YOU KNOW. 143 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 NO, REMEMBER, MY BROTHER-IN-LAW'S 144 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 ONE OF THOSE VOICE-OVER GUYS. 145 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 BUT I CAN'T HAVE HIM SHOW UP -- HE'S LIKE 400 POUNDS. 146 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 HE'S PRETTY GROSS TO LOOK AT, ACTUALLY. 147 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 [ Chuckling ] I'M GONNA PASS, BUT THANKS. 148 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 OH, COME ON. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, BRO. 149 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I'M NOT LEAVING YOU HANGING. I'M SAYING "NO." 150 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 COME ON, TERRY. HELP ME OUT HERE. 151 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 I'LL GIVE YOU 200 BUCKS. 152 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 $300? 153 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 $250, AND I'LL FEED YOU. 154 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 ALL RIGHT. 155 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 ALL RIGHT! WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS HOUSE! 156 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 ALL RIGHT! FANTASTIC! 157 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT, TOO? 158 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 IF YOU COULD GET YOUR HAIR CUT -- 159 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 NOT GETTING MY HAIR CUT. 160 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 NO PROBLEM. 161 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 [ COMPUTER BEEPS ] 162 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 [ CONVERSING IN SPANISH ] 163 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY? 164 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 HEY, HOW ARE YOU FOLKS DOING TODAY? 165 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 I'M OWEN THOREAU. AH. 166 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 FROM THE SIGN. 167 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 UH, YEAH. 168 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 OH, THAT'S, UH, THAT'S MY FATHER, 169 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 BUT CLOSE ENOUGH. 170 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 JAVIER. BEAUTIFUL, HUH? 171 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 WITH THE MILEAGE, THE BODY, THE CONDITION, 172 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 THIS ONE IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS NEW. 173 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 IT'S LIKE MY DREAM CAR. ADRIANA. 174 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 WE'RE LOOKING AT A LOT OF CARS, OKAY? 175 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 JUST LOOKING. 176 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 PAPI, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR LIKE A MILLION YEARS. 177 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 THIS IS THE ONE. 178 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 BUT WE'RE JUST LOOKING. [ CHUCKLES ] 179 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 SO, UH, THIS CAR, 180 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 IT'S NEVER HAD ANY, UH, MAJOR BODY WORK? 181 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 NO LEAKY FLUIDS OR... 182 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 WELL, IT'S A COUPLE OF YEARS OLD, 183 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 BUT, AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S IN GREAT CONDITION. 184 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 YES. IT IS. 185 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 $18,500 -- 186 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 THAT'S A LOT FOR A USED CAR. 187 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 THAT'S A GREAT PRICE. 188 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 PLUS, WE HAVE COMPETITIVE FINANCING OPTIONS -- 189 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 UM, HERE'S THE THING. UM... 190 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,000 HER MOTHER AND I TOLD HER IF SHE SAVED $10,000 191 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 AND SHE KEPT HER GRADES UP, 192 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 WHEN SHE TURNED 18, WE WOULD PUT UP ANOTHER $5,000. 193 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 $10,000? HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 194 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 WORKING PART TIME AT VONS AND BABYSITTING. 195 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 PLUS SCHOOL? HONOR ROLL. 196 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 WOW. 197 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 SO, BASICALLY, 198 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 WE HAVE $15,000, AND THAT'S IT. 199 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE BULL, BUT -- 200 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 NO. NO, NO, NO. UM... 201 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO, 202 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 'CAUSE, UH, I DO HAVE SOME PULL AROUND HERE. 203 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 REALLY? REALLY. 204 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 [ SQUEALS ] 205 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 AY! NIÑA. POR FAVOR. 206 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,000 WHAT ARE WE LISTING IT FOR? 207 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 $18,500. 208 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 AND WE TOOK IT IN AT $13,400. 209 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 MM. 210 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 THINK WE CAN DO IT FOR $15,000? 211 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 $15,000? 212 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:10,000 WE CAN GET $17,500 EASY. 213 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 214 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 UM.. 215 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 WHY DON'T YOU WALK BY IN A FEW? 216 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 I'LL WALK BY IN A FEW. 217 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000 SO, UH, LISTEN, I-I TALKED TO MY MANAGER, 218 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 AND THE THING ABOUT THESE 219 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 IS THEY REALLY HOLD THEIR RESALE VALUE, 220 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 SO, UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NOT MUCH WIGGLE ROOM. 221 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 UH, THE BEST I CAN DO IS... 222 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 $17,500. 223 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 ADRIANA, WE SHOULD KEEP LOOKING. 224 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 OWEN! 225 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 YOU STILL GOT THE KEYS TO THAT SOLSTICE? 226 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 MM-HMM. 227 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 GOT A TEST DRIVE COMING IN AT NOON. 228 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 SO LEAVE THE KEYS ON MY DESK. 229 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 WE'LL FIND ANOTHER CAR. OKAY? 230 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 ADRIANA? 231 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 UM... 232 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I'M -- I'M SURE WE GOT A COUPLE OF CARS ON THE LOT 233 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,000 THAT MIGHT, UH, BE MORE IN YOUR PRICE RANGE. 234 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 UH... 235 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,000 GOT A, UM, SPORTY LITTLE COBALT RIGHT OUTSIDE... 236 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 UM... 237 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 [ SNIFFLES ] 238 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 239 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 [ SIGHS ] 240 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Javier: ADRIANA. 241 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 MARCUS: Owen! 242 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 What'd you do to make a little girl cry, man? 243 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 WAS IT YOUR BREATH AGAIN? WE TALKED ABOUT THAT, DUDE. 244 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 [ MUTTERING IN SPANISH ] 245 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 [ SNIFFLES ] AY. 246 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 [ ADRIANA CRYING ] 247 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I'M SORRY, PAPI. OKAY. OKAY. 248 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 [ ADRIANA SNIFFLES ] 249 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 [ SNIFFLES ] 250 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 I GOT IT. 251 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 WE'LL TAKE IT. 252 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 $17,500, RIGHT? 253 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 YEAH. 254 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 THANK YOU. 255 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 CRY AS IN TEARS? 256 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 WATERWORKS. WELL... 257 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 YOU'RE A SALESMAN. 258 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. 259 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE A GIRL CRY? 260 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE BEST PRICE. 261 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 BESIDES, AREN'T YOU ALWAYS SAYING 262 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 PEOPLE LIE TO YOU AND MAKE STUFF UP? 263 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 YEAH, BUT THIS WAS FOR REAL, AND NOW THEY HATE ME. 264 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I DO ALL DAY. 265 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I MAKE MY LIVING MAKING HARDWORKING PEOPLE 266 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 SPEND MORE THAN THEY HAVE TO, 267 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 AND THEY HATE ME FOR IT. 268 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 THEY HATE ME. 269 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 THEY DON'T HATE YOU. 270 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 ARE YOU GONNA LOOK ME IN THE EYE 271 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 AND TELL ME THAT PEOPLE DON'T HATE CAR SALESMEN? 272 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 THEY DON'T HATE YOU. 273 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 THEY HATE THE IDEA OF YOU. 274 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 [ STAMMERS ] 275 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 LISTEN, LET'S JUST GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT, OKAY? 276 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO HIKE WITH THE GUYS, RIGHT? 277 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 AND THEN EVERYTHING WON'T SEEM SO AWFUL. 278 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 YOU HAD A BAD DAY. 279 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,000 EVERY DAY'S A BAD DAY AT THOREAU CHEVROLET. 280 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:57,000 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SUGGEST THAT SLOGAN TO YOUR DAD. 281 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 RIGHT NOW, THAT GIRL'S FATHER 282 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 IS CURSING ME OUT TO HIS WIFE. 283 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 NO, HE'S NOT. 284 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 HONEY... 285 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THAT JOB. 286 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000 [ SIGHS ] BUT I BET THAT YOU CAN FIND 287 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000 A WAY TO BE HAPPY THERE. 288 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 I MEAN, SOME WAY. 289 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 I MEAN, PEOPLE COME TO YOU TO BUY THE CAR OF THEIR DREAMS. 290 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 YOU'RE MAKING THEM HAPPY. 291 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 SO -- SO MAYBE TOMORROW, 292 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 YOU WILL SELL SOMEONE A CAR 293 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 THAT THEY'VE BEEN WAITING THEIR ENTIRE LIFE FOR. 294 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 AND THEY'LL GIVE YOU A HUG. 295 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 DO YOU DRINK WHILE I'M AT WORK? 296 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 SHIT, I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL HERE. 297 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 [ GROANS ] 298 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 DUDE. DUDE, COME ON. 299 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 I'M TRYING TO GET A WORKOUT. 300 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 YEAH, WE ALL ARE, 301 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 BUT IT'S NOT THE DECATHLON, OKAY? 302 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 [ Chuckling ] I'M JUST WALKING. 303 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 WELL, YOU'RE WALKING LIKE A DICK! 304 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 [ LAUGHS ] JOE AND I CAN'T KEEP UP. 305 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 I WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP. 306 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 WELL, WE'RE SLOWING DOWN. SLOWING DOWN. 307 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 THAT'S IT. JUST A LITTLE SLOWER. 308 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 A LITTLE S-- A LITTLE [LAUGHS] 309 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 [ Laughing ] OKAY, THAT'S IT. 310 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 SO, YOU KNOW, ALBERT, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO 312 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 ON A FIELD TRIP TO SeaWorld OR SOMETHING, 313 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 AND HE DIDN'T GO 314 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 'CAUSE HE SAID HE COULDN'T GET ON THE BUS, 315 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 FOR -- FOR NO REASON. 316 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 IT'S PROBABLY A BULLY THING. SOMEBODY BOTHERING HIM? 317 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 YEAH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 318 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 I TALKED TO HIS GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 319 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 THEY SAY HE'S DOING FINE. 320 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 MAYBE SOMETHING EMBARRASSING HAPPENED TO HIM, YOU KNOW? 321 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 THAT HE CAN'T FACE THE OTHER KIDS? 322 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000 REMEMBER BACK IN COLLEGE WHEN OWEN GOT HIS ASS KICKED 323 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 BY THAT HIGH-SCHOOL JUNIOR WHO SNUCK INTO HUNGRY CHARLIE'S? 324 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 [ LAUGHS ] THAT KID WAS BIG 325 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 FOR HIS AGE. 326 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 [ LAUGHS ] 327 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 WELL, I BET YOU'RE BIGGER THAN HIM NOW. 328 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 WE SHOULD GO BACK AND FIND HIM. HUH? 329 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 OH. DICKS! 330 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 SONIA SAYS, YOU KNOW, IT PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO 331 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 WITH THE... SEPARATION. 332 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT DOES. 333 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 BUT, I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? HE'S 13, RIGHT? 334 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 IT'S A CRAZY AGE. IT COULD BE ANYTHING. 335 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 MAYBE HE'S GAY. 336 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 YEAH, I THOUGHT OF THAT, BUT... 337 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,000 WOULD HE EVEN KNOW IF HE WAS ALREADY? 338 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 I GUESS, YEAH, YEAH, HE PROBABLY WOULD. 339 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 BUT SO WHAT? 340 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 EVEN IF HE WAS GAY -- WHAT? -- 341 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 GAY PEOPLE CAN'T RIDE BUSES? 342 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] NO, I MEAN -- 343 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 I DON'T KNOW. 344 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 YOU KNOW, I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT SOMETHING 345 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 THAT HE -- HE GOT FROM ME. 346 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN -- LIKE YOUR -- YOUR WORRYING STUFF, 347 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 YOUR OBSESSING STUFF? 348 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 ALL THAT CRAZY-ASS SHIT YOU DO? 349 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 WELL... 350 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 LOOK, YOU'RE A LITTLE GOOFY, JOE, OKAY? 351 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Terry: YOU GOT GOOFY PROBLEMS, 352 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING. 353 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000 WELL, WHATEVER I AM, WHAT IF HE'S WORSE? 354 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 YEAH. KIDS. 355 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 YOU HAVE THEM, 356 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THEM FOREVER. 357 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 THAT'S KIND OF THE IDEA. 358 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 NOT MY IDEA. 359 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GONNA END UP -- EVEN YOU. 360 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 MEET A NICE GIRL, 361 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 SHIT HAPPENS -- 362 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TRIPPING OVER TRICYCLES, 363 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 AND YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE POOP. 364 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 OH, YOU PAINT A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE. 365 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 HERE WE GO. 366 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Joe: NO CHANCE. 367 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 NO WAY. 368 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 AH! HERE WE GO. 369 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 THERE YOU GO. MNH-MNH. 370 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 BEHIND -- BEHIND THE LINE, MAN. 371 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 [ POP! ] 372 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 OH, HO, HO. 373 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 AW, COME ON! 374 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 YOU'RE ON A COLD STREAK, MAN. 375 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 AH, THESE NEW BALLOONS SUCK! 376 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME AT THIS. NO WAY. 377 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 378 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU HIT IT BEFORE I DO, 379 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWEEP THE STORE FOR A WEEK. 380 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BET TO ME, MR. T. 381 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 ME TOO. NO SWEEP. 382 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 OKAY. 383 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 [ AIR HISSING ] 384 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 I DON'T KNOW WHY I MAKE THAT BET. 385 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 NOTHING IN IT FOR ME. 386 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 JUST A LITTLE SHOW-OFF. 387 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Albert: DAD? 388 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 ALBERT. WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 389 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 LUCY DROVE ME FROM SCHOOL. 390 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,000 SHE'S IN THE CAR. 391 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 WHY? WHAT'S WRONG? 392 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000 I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW... 393 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 ...I MADE THE GOLF TEAM. 394 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 THE GOLF TEAM? WHAT? 395 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 YEAH. THEY HAD TRYOUTS TODAY, AND I WASN'T GONNA DO IT, 396 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD DO YOUR MIND'S-EYE THING 397 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 AND DO GOOD, AND I DID IT. 398 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 I CAME IN SIXTH FOR THE WHOLE TEAM, 399 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 AND I WAS THE SECOND-BEST FRESHMAN. 400 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 WHAT? 401 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 OH, MAN, CONGRATULATIONS! THAT'S -- 402 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 OH, I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAN! SEE? 403 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 FIRST TOURNAMENT'S NEXT WEEK! 404 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,000 WAY TO GO, A-DOG! 405 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 406 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 ANYWAYS, I GOT TO GO 407 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 'CAUSE LUCY'S GOING TO SOME PARTY, 408 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 AND SHE HAS TO SHOWER OR SOMETHING. 409 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 RIGHT, RIGHT, OKAY. HOLD ON. I'LL WALK YOU OUT. 410 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 JUST WATCH THIS. ALL RIGHT? WATCH THE MIND'S-EYE MASTER. 411 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 HERE WE GO. LINE IT UP. 412 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 413 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 ALL RIGHT. 414 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,000 WHOO! 415 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 416 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 GRAB A BROOM, GUYS! 417 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 SEE THAT? 418 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Albert: GEEZ. HOW'D YOU DO THAT? GEEZ. 419 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 THAT WAS BULLSHIT. 420 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 THIS IS WHAT WE'RE ASKING FOR IT. 421 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 AND I CAN'T MOVE OFF THAT PRICE, 422 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 OR I'M GONNA GET READ THE RIOT ACT. 423 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 IT'S JUST THAT I-I RESEARCHED THE INVOICE PRICE, 424 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 AND IT'S MUCH LOWER THAN -- 425 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 THE INVOICE PRICE IS NOT THE SALES PRICE. 426 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Woman on P.A.: MANUEL, CAR 6029. 427 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,000 MANUEL, CAR 6029. 428 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 DO YOU... 429 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 HATE ME? 430 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 NO. 431 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE TODAY 432 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000 AND I WALKED OVER TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, 433 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 DID YOU THINK, "OH, HERE COMES ANOTHER CAR SALESMAN 434 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000 THAT'S GONNA TRY TO MILK ME FOR ALL I'M WORTH"? 435 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 WELL, I... 436 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 437 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 IS THIS SOME KIND OF SALES THING? 438 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 WRITE DOWN A NUMBER YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH. 439 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 YEAH, WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA WRITE DOWN A NUMBER, 440 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 AND WE'RE GONNA GO BACK AND FORTH -- 441 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 NO, NO, NO. I-I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. 442 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 I MEAN, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE 443 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 FOR YOU TO WALK OUT OF THIS DEALERSHIP TODAY 444 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 WITH A BRAND-NEW CAR 445 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 AND NOT END UP HATING MY GUTS IN THE PROCESS? 446 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 NOW, WRITE DOWN THAT NUMBER. 447 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 GO AHEAD. 448 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 [ SIGHS ] 449 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 THIS IS THE SAME NUMBER I JUST WROTE DOWN. 450 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I JUST SAVED BOTH OF US HOURS OF HAGGLING. 451 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 THIS IS FOR THE COBALT, 452 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000 WITH THE OPTIONS WE TALKED ABOUT, NOT STRIPPED DOWN -- 453 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 NOT STRIPPED DOWN, THE CAR WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. 454 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 AND THIS IS THE PRICE? YES! 455 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 WELL, YEAH. 456 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 LET'S DO IT. 457 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 [ Chuckling ] THANK YOU. 458 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 [ CHUCKLES ] SAY THAT AGAIN. 459 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 "LET'S DO IT." 460 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 NO, NOT THAT. 461 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 "THANK YOU"? 462 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 [ PEN THUDS LIGHTLY ] 463 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,000 [ LAUGHS ] 464 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 465 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 466 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 [ SLURPING ] 467 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 468 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Dude, you are killing me! 469 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 This thing started an hour ago! 470 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 I HIT SOME PRETTY GNARLY TRAFFIC. 471 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Don't you live like three miles away? 472 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A PRETTY DECENT TURNOUT HERE, HUH? 473 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 It's deceiving. Buyer's market. 474 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000 So any open house is a lot of looky-loos and no action. 475 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 But that's where you come in, broheim. 476 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 "BROHEIM." 477 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Just look around and admire the crap out of everything. 478 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 And FYI... MM-HMM? 479 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000 That cute little biscuit over there in the blue dress? 480 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 That's Erika. 481 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 She's one of you -- 482 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 actress. 483 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Teaches my wife's spin class. 484 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 We hired her to work undercover, too. 485 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 But don't sweat it. I'm paying you more. 486 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 487 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 SO, DAVE, LET ME, UH... 488 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 LET ME SEE YOUR WEDDING RING. 489 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 UGH. 490 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 NEVER HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE TO GET RID OF THIS THING. 491 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M JUST KID-- KIDDING. 492 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 BUT, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE DON'T LOSE IT. 493 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Good luck. 494 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 HEY, SWEETIE. [ GASPS ] 495 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 H-HEY! 496 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 [ LAUGHS ] 497 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 498 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 WELL, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU, TOO. 499 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 500 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 THIS IS -- I'M HER HUSBAND, 501 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 TERRY. 502 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH. 503 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 WOW! WOW, LOOK AT THAT BACKYARD! 504 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000 YEAH, I'VE BEEN NOTICING IT MYSELF, SWEETIE. 505 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 YEAH. 506 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 HEY, I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 507 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 I GOT TO GET USED TO THAT TRAFFIC HERE AGAIN, YOU KNOW. 508 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000 WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN BOISE, IDAHO, 509 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000 FOR THE LAST, WHAT? 510 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 FIVE YEARS. FIVE YEARS. 511 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 WELL, WE WENT THERE BECAUSE WE JUST WANTED 512 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 TO SKI ALL THE TIME. 513 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 AND THEN, I DON'T KNOW, WE BURNED OUT AND... 514 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 I MISSED THE OCEAN. 515 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 WE BOTH DID. 516 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 YEAH. 517 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 518 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 519 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 MAN, IT'S SLOW. 520 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 521 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 HEY, SIR. HOW YOU DOING TODAY? 522 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 523 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 WELCOME TO THOREAU CHEVROLET. 524 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 YEAH, IS THERE A GUY WHO WORKS HERE NAMED OTIS OR OTTO 525 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 526 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,000 NO, NO, SIR, THERE'S NOBODY BY THAT NAME THAT WORKS HERE, 527 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'D BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU AROUND. 528 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 NO, WELL, I THINK HE'S KIND OF A ROLY-POLY DUDE, 529 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 AND HE'S... 530 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 HE'S -- 531 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000 HE'S BLACK. 532 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000 I'M OWEN. 533 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 OH! "OWEN." RIGHT. 534 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 NICE TO MEET YOU. 535 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 NICE TO MEET YOU. 536 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 YEAH, IT'S THIS GUY. 537 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 OH. OKAY. 538 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 539 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 MAN, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BUY A CAMARO FOR FIVE MONTHS NOW. 540 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000 EVERY DEALERSHIP IN TOWN THINKS I'M MADE OF MONEY. 541 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 SO I WANT TO THROW THIS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. 542 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE SHOWED YOU A NUMBER 543 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 HE WAS COMFORTABLE WITH, AND YOU HELPED HIM OUT. 544 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 LET'S GO START THE PAPERWORK. 545 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 [ GASPS, LAUGHS ] 546 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 UH, EXCUSE US, FELLAS. 547 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 NOW, I DON'T USUALLY DO DEALS WITH RED SOX FANS, 548 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 BUT IN THIS CASE, I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 549 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000 MAN, OWEN IS ON A ROLL! 550 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 WHY DON'T YOU GET A SECOND TIE, HUH? 551 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 HOW ABOUT THAT? 552 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 SHORT ASS. 553 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 DICK HOLE. 554 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Joe: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 555 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 IT TAKES ME LIKE A HALF-HOUR LONGER 556 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 TO GET READY TO GO NOW IN THE MORNING. 557 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 YEAH, LOT OF MAINTENANCE CRAP NOW, RIGHT? 558 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000 OH, MAN. 559 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 I GOT FOUR DIFFERENT CREAMS I GOT TO PUT ON NOW. 560 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 FOUR, HUH? YEAH. 561 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 YEAH, I GOT THE -- I GOT THE EYELID ONE. 562 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 I GOT THAT FLAKY THING. 563 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 THEN A DIFFERENT ONE FOR BEHIND THE EAR. 564 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 GOT SOME SCRATCHY SHIT ON MY NECK NOW. 565 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 AND THEN THE USUAL -- 566 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 THE ANTIFUNGAL ONE FOR THE TOES -- FOUR. 567 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 IT'S CRAZY. 568 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 ANY ASS ONES? BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'M AT NOW. 569 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 570 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 I GOT TWO. TWO! 571 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 TWO ASS CREAMS -- NOT AN OINTMENT, 572 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 'CAUSE OINTMENT'S DIFFERENT -- TWO CREAMS. 573 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 NO, THEY'RE CREAMS. SPECIFICALLY 574 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 FOR THE ASS? 575 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 YEAH, AND I ROTATE THEM TO KEEP UP THEIR EFFECTIVENESS. 576 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000 WOW. YEAH, I AIN'T GOT NO ASS CREAMS. 577 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 LOOK, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS DON'T LOOK AT ROOT CAUSES. 578 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 OKAY, THERE ARE NATURAL WAYS TO FIX ALL THIS STUFF. 579 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 YOU REALLY GOT TO COME TO MY YOGA CLASS! 580 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 OH. YOGA. 581 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 YEAH, YOGA. 582 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 YOGA'S GONNA MAKE MY ASS STOP ITCHING? 583 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T COME. 584 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT YOU THERE. 585 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Joe: YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT. 586 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 YOU DON'T WANT THAT ASS IN THERE, 587 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 SCARING ALL THE WOMEN AWAY. 588 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S WHAT'S AROUND FRONT 589 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 THAT'S GONNA SCARE EVERYBODY. 590 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 OH! YEAH! 591 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 YEAH! 592 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 [ JOE CHUCKLING ] 593 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 SO YOU OBSESSING ABOUT PASSING THIS ON TO ALBERT, TOO -- 594 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000 THIS, UM, WHATEVER IT IS YOU USE YOUR CREAMS ON? 595 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 YEAH, YEAH. NO. 596 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 NO, I'M GOOD WITH ALBERT NOW. 597 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 HE -- I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS THIS. 598 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 HE MADE THE GOLF TEAM. 599 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 REALLY? WOW, THAT'S GREAT NEWS. 600 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 YEAH. 601 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THAT INTO GOLF. 602 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 NO, I DIDN'T, EITHER. 603 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS. I TOOK HIM GOLFING. 604 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I SHOWED HIM THIS MIND'S-EYE THING THAT I DO -- 605 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK HE WAS LISTENING -- 606 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000 AND -- AND HE MADE THE TEAM. 607 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 IT MUST HAVE REALLY WORKED OUT FOR HIM, I GUESS. 608 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 OH, SURE, MIND'S EYE -- IT'S GOOD STUFF. 609 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 OH, OF COURSE. HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT. 610 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 YEAH. IT'S VISUALIZATION. YOU DO IT IN ACTING. 611 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 OKAY, BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT REALITY, 612 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 NOT -- NOT -- NOT SITTING AROUND WEARING A POWDERED WIG 613 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 PRETENDING I'M THE KING OF CROATIA. 614 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000 [ Chuckling ] I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT EVER. NOT ONCE. 615 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 YEAH, YOU WILL. [ CHUCKLES ] 616 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IT FOR? 617 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT IS IT? -- 618 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 THAT "PRETENDING YOU LIKE A HOUSE" THING? 619 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 YEAH, LISTEN, I GOT TO TELL YOU. 620 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN A LOT OF FUN. 621 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 REALLY? YEAH. 622 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 THERE'S THIS OTHER ACTOR THERE, 623 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 AND WE'RE DOING, LIKE, THIS...LITTLE THING. 624 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 YOU KNOW, I'M -- I'M HER HUSBAND. 625 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 WHOA. HUSBAND! 626 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 YEAH, PUT ON A WEDDING RING AND EVERYTHING. 627 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 OH! 628 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 DID IT BURN? LIKE A VAMPIRE? 629 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 630 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 YEAH, IT'S BEEN FUN, THOUGH -- PRETENDING. 631 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 YEAH, 'CAUSE, UH, TAKE IT FROM ME, 632 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 THE REAL SHIT, IT'S NO FUN AT ALL. 633 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 634 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, THE GREATEST WIFE OF ALL TIME. 635 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:14,000 I KNOW, BUT DON'T TELL HER. SHE'LL GET ALL COCKY. 636 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 YOU MAKE HER PUT THE CREAMS ON? 'CAUSE THEN... 637 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 SHE HELPS ME PUT THE CREAMS ON. 638 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 SHE'S A SAINT. 639 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Joe: HAS SHE GOT A SPRAY GUN? 640 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 CHECK, PLEASE! 641 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ON CAR STEREO ] 642 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF, MUSIC STOPS ] 643 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 [ DAVE HUMMING ] 644 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000 BIG DAVE! 645 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 AH, TEAMMATE. MAN! 646 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 647 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 WOW, RIGHT ON TIME. WHO'S THIS GUY? 648 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000 YEAH, YEAH, JUST GETTING INTO CHARACTER. 649 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 HEY, I BROUGHT SOME PROPS. 650 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 GONNA THROW SOME HOT DOGS ON THE GRILL -- 651 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 YOU KNOW, PAINT A PICTURE? 652 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 MM-HMM. 653 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 I FIGURE, PEOPLE REALLY WANT THIS PLACE 654 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 TO BE THEIR DREAM -- HUH? 655 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 [ WHISTLES ] 656 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 OH. 657 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000 SO WHERE'S MY WIFE? 658 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 SHE'S OUTSIDE... 659 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 MAKING THE WHOLE BACKYARD HOT. 660 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 HAVE FUN! 661 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000 [ CHIPS CLICKING, CARDS FLICKING ] 662 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 [ CLICK ] 663 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 [ CLICK ] 664 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 COME ON! 665 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 OH, I KNEW IT! 666 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 No, I didn't. Shit. 667 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000 HEY, HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, DaSHAUN. COME HERE. 668 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 DaSHAUN. 669 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 YOU KNOW ALBERT, RIGHT? YEAH. 670 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000 WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU THINK HE'S LIKE ME? 671 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 YOU MEAN GOOFY? 672 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 673 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. JUST QUIRKY. 674 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 YEAH, I GUESS. 675 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000 YEAH. HE'S JUST -- YOU KNOW, HE'S HAVING 676 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 A LITTLE BIT OF A ROUGH TIME RIGHT NOW. 677 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 OH, YEAH. I MEAN, I'M SURE HE IS. 678 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I MEAN, WHEN I WAS 13, BACK IN THE DAY, I WAS CRAZY. 679 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. YEAH, HUH? 680 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 YEAH, A COUPLE YEARS THERE, 681 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 I WAS CAUSING MY MOM ALL TYPES OF TROUBLES. 682 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 WHAT ACTUALLY SAVED ME WAS THIS JOB. 683 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 REALLY? YEAH, IT DID. 684 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 I MEAN, WHEN I STARTED WORKING HERE, IT FOCUSED ME. 685 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000 LIKE T.I. SAYS, "WHEN YOU BECOME A MAN, 686 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 YOU PUT AWAY THE CHILDISH THINGS." 687 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000 YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY -- IT'S IN THE BIBLE. 688 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 NO, IT'S T.I. T.I. -- T.I.'s A RAPPER. 689 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT KIND OF STUFF. 690 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 [ BEEPING ] 691 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 YEAH, BUT, NO, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, THOUGH, 692 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 'CAUSE WHEN YOU GOT SOMETHING TO DO, 693 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000 IT JUST TAKES YOUR MIND OFF YOUR -- 694 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 OFF YOUR WORRIES AND STUFF, HUH? 695 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 YOU KNOW, ALBERT MADE THE GOLF TEAM. 696 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 YEAH? 697 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000 SO I THINK, UH, I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR HIM. 698 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 YEAH. HOPE THAT DOES THE TRICK. 699 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000 HEY, UH, YOU REALLY LIKE WORKING HERE, HUH? 700 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 THAT'S GOOD. I'M GLAD. 701 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 YEAH. I MEAN, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 702 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 WHEN I FIRST CAME DOWN HERE, 703 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 I WAS GONNA APPLY FOR THE MUSIC STORE ON THE CORNER. 704 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SWEET -- 705 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 GET THE DISCOUNTS AND WHATNOT. 706 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 BUT THEY WAS CLOSED THAT DAY, 707 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 AND MY MA SAID SHE'D WHUP MY ASS 708 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 IF I DIDN'T COME HOME WITH A JOB. 709 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 SO HERE I AM, MR. T. 710 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE. 711 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 712 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000 YEAH. 713 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 714 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 [ SIZZLING ] 715 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAK, BUDDY? 716 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 GO PASS THOSE AROUND. I'LL MAN THE GRILL. 717 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 718 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 TERRY. 719 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 DAVE. 720 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 721 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 [ LAUGHS ] 722 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 [ SIGHS ] 723 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 HOT DOG RIGHT OFF THE GRILL. 724 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 MMM. 725 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 NOT A LOT CAN BEAT THAT, RIGHT? 726 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 MM. THAT'S OKAY, I'M GOOD. 727 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 OKAY. [ LAUGHS ] 728 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 SURE. 729 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 [ Southern accent ] HEY. Y'ALL THE OWNERS? 730 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 731 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 NOT YET. JUST, UH, HELPING OUT. 732 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000 BUT WOW, HUH? 733 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 YEAH. 734 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 HOW YOU GUYS DOING? I'M TERRY. 735 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000 OH, HEY, TERRY. THIS IS MY WIFE, ERIKA. 736 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 HELLO. OH! 737 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 I'M HANK. THIS HERE'S MY WIFE, MICHELLE. 738 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 YOU'RE NOT FROM LOS ANGELES, I'M GUESSING. 739 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 [ LAUGHS ] SHOOT, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? 740 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 NO, WE ARE FROM ODESSA, TEXAS. 741 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Y'ALL NATIVES HERE? 742 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 NO, JUST, UH, DOWN FROM SEATTLE FOR THE WEEKEND. 743 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 MY PARENTS LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY. 744 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WANTING TO, UH, 745 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 MOVE CLOSER TO THEM FOR A FEW YEARS NOW. 746 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000 AND THEN, WELL, WHEN WE FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT 747 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 [CHUCKLES] WE JUST REALIZED 748 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000 IT IS TIME TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 749 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 750 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 THIS LITTLE LADY IS CARRYING A CHILD? 751 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000 I DO NOT BELIEVE IT! 752 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 I DON'T BELIEVE IT, EITHER. 753 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 THREE MONTHS. 754 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 NINE...WEEKS, HONEY. 755 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 [ LAUGHS ] HE GETS SO EXCITED. 756 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 CONGRATULATIONS. 757 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 LET ME ASK YOU. 758 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 YOU THINK THIS YARD'S BIG ENOUGH FOR A GAME OF CATCH? 759 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 760 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM? 761 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000 I'M LOOKING FOR A SALESMAN, 762 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 AND I THINK HE'S A LITTLE... 763 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 CHUBBY? 764 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 [ LEE MICHAELS' "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" PLAYS ] 765 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000 YOU GOT A SALESMAN WORKS HERE WHO'S...HUSKY? 766 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 KIND OF A -- KIND OF A HUSKY FELLA? 767 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 CHARLES BARKLEY KIND OF A GUY? 768 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 ONLY DARKER. 769 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 AND WITH HAIR. 770 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 ♪ BEEN 40 DAYS ♪ 771 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 ♪ SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN ♪ 772 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,000 ♪ I JUST SAW HER WITH MY BEST FRIEND ♪ 773 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪ 774 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 [ LAUGHS ] CONGRATULATIONS. 775 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000 ♪ DO YOU KNOW, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪ 776 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000 ♪ I JUST SAW HER YESTERDAY ♪ 777 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000 ♪ I JUST SAW HER, ASKED HER TO STAY ♪ 778 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪ 779 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 ♪ LORD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪ 780 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000 ♪ HER AND BOBBY WERE STEPPING OUT ♪ 781 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000 ♪ HER AND BOBBY DIDN'T KNOW I FOUND OUT ♪ 782 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪ 783 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000 ♪ DO YOU KNOW, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪ 784 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,000 ♪ SO I ASKED HER IF SHE STILL CARED ♪ 785 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,000 ♪ SHE DIDN'T HEAR ME, SHE JUST SAID ♪ 786 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪ 787 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000 ♪ LORD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? ♪ 788 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 YOU THE FAT GUY? 789 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 YEAH. 790 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:29,000 I AM THE FAT GUY. 791 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000 [ CHUCKLING ] 792 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 HEY, SORRY, CARLOS, 793 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 YOU KNOW, BUT YOU LOST THE BET. 794 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 BESIDES... 795 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 THAT IS PART OF YOUR JOB, RIGHT? 796 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 [ MUTTERS ] 797 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 798 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 THAT SOUNDED DIRTY. 799 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 YO-YO MA! 800 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Uh, this is Coach Ford, Albert's golf coach. 801 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Is this his father? 802 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 YEAH. YEAH, EVERYTHING OKAY? 803 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 UM, I'M ABOUT TO GO TO THE TOURNAMENT. 804 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Uh, well, we're having a little bit of a situation here. 805 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Albert's asking for you. 806 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000 OKAY. BUT AREN'T YOU GUYS AT THE TOURNAMENT ALREADY? 807 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Nope. 808 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000 WE'RE STILL IN THE PARKING LOT. 809 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000 OKAY. 810 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 ALL RIGHT. UH, I'M ON MY WAY. 811 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 [ BEEP ] 812 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 DaSHAUN, LOCK IT UP, RIGHT? 813 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 YEAH. 814 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TWO AGAIN. 815 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 TERRY, RIGHT? YES, I'M TERRY, YEAH. 816 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 HOW ARE YOU? THIS IS YOUR HOUSE? 817 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 YES. OH. 818 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000 WHAT A HOUSE. DO YOU LIKE IT? 819 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 WELL, YEAH. 820 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY COMING ALONG. 821 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 OH! RON HERE IS A FAMILY GUY, 822 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 AN, UH, HE'S ALSO INTERESTED IN THE HOME. 823 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 UH-OH. WE BETTER GET IT. 824 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 YOU KNOW, MY BROTHER'S A CONTRACTOR. 825 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 AND HE SAYS THAT'S A DAY WORK. 826 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 BUT IF WE MADE THIS A DOOR -- 827 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR COOKIE BACK -- 828 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 OH, THANKS. 829 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 BUT IF YOU MADE IT A DOOR, YOU COULD GO RIGHT OUT, 830 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000 AND THEN YOU COULD JUST RIGHT THERE TO THE KITCHEN. 831 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000 WHAT A GREAT FLOOR PLAN. 832 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 EAT, SWIM. EAT, SWIM. 833 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 WE JUST LOVE THE BIG YARD. 834 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000 YEAH. I WANT OUR KIDS OUTSIDE. 835 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 I HEARD THE PROPERTY VALUES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD 836 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000 BARELY MOVED. 837 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THE SCHOOL DOWN THE STREET 838 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 IS UNBELIEVABLE. MM. 839 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 IT'LL SAVE US 20 GRAND A YEAR ON PRIVATE SCHOOLS. 840 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000 AND WITH FOUR KIDS, I MEAN, THAT'S 80 GRAND. 841 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000 AND NO TV UNTIL HE OR SHE IS AT LEAST 2. 842 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 ALTHOUGH THAT WALL IS A GREAT PLACE 843 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 FOR A FLAT-SCREEN. 844 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 YOU THINK? YEAH. 845 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000 'CAUSE I THINK THAT WALL MIGHT BE BETTER. 846 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 EITHER WALL. 847 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000 WELL, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MASTER, HUH? 848 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000 OH, FANTASTIC. 849 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 YOU KNOW, GUYS, EVER SINCE WE FOUND OUT WE WERE PREGNANT, 850 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 I'VE BEEN PULLING FOR TWINS. 851 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000 I'M NOT HAVING TWINS. 852 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 But they do run in her family. 853 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 [ LAUGHS ] 854 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Terry: COME ON, LET'S GO. 855 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 THAT TREE HOUSE COULD USE A LITTLE WORK. 856 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000 GOOD PLACE FOR A TIRE SWING, THOUGH. 857 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 NEVER HAD A TIRE SWING WHEN I WAS A KID. 858 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000 I WANT OUR KIDS TO HAVE A TIRE SWING. 859 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000 YEAH. 860 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000 TAKE IT EASY. 861 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 ALL RIGHT. BYE. GOOD LUCK. 862 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 863 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 OKAY, I THINK THAT'S THE LAST OF THEM. 864 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 I COULD REALLY USE A COLD BEER. 865 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000 YEAH, BEER SOUNDS GOOD. 866 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000 [ WIND CHIMES TINKLING ] 867 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 AND JIMMY. 868 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000 FERNANDO. 869 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 [ CHUCKLING ] 870 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Bruce: ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY. 871 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 WE GOT A CHANGE AT THE LEADERBOARD. 872 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR, 873 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000 MARCUS IS NOT THE SALESMAN OF THE MONTH. 874 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,000 THAT DISTINCTION GOES TO OWEN JUNIOR! 875 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 876 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 HEY, WHAT DOES SECOND PLACE TASTE LIKE? 877 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 IS IT BITTERSWEET OR JUST BITTER? 878 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000 THIS IS BULLSHIT! OKAY? 879 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 I COULD HAVE 300 SALES EACH MONTH 880 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000 IF I LET EVERY CUSTOMER WALK ALL OVER ME. 881 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 JUST BITTER. [ MAN CHUCKLES ] 882 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Bruce: COME ON OVER HERE, OWEN. 883 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 884 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000 YOU'RE WELCOME. 885 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 [ LAUGHS ] 886 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 I'M NOT GONNA LIE. THIS FEELS REAL GOOD. 887 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 UM [CHUCKLES] 888 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I REALIZE SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE LITTLE PUZZLED, 889 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 OR EVEN PERTURBED, 890 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 BY THE METHOD BY WHICH I WAS ABLE TO ACHIEVE 891 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 SUCH A...GREAT TURNOVER. 892 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000 YEAH, 'CAUSE IT WASN'T TURNOVER. IT WAS "BEND OVER." 893 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 [ SALESMEN "OOH" ] 894 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE. 895 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 I MEAN, YOU GOT YOUR WAY, I GOT MINE. 896 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000 OF COURSE, MY WAY HAPPENED TO CATAPULT ME INTO FIRST PLACE, 897 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 BUT, UH, ANYWAY... [ LAUGHS ] 898 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, 899 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT LISTENING TO THE CUSTOMERS, 900 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000 BUT THIS MONTH, I FELT LIKE I ACTUALLY WAS. 901 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 SO, YEAH, I FEEL GOOD. 902 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 'CAUSE, UH, I'M A CAR SALESMAN, DAMN IT. 903 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 AND, UM, I MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. 904 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 905 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 PROBABLY TOOK A LITTLE HIT, BUT... 906 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 [ Chuckling ] SO... 907 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000 YEAH, UM... 908 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000 TOOK A LITTLE HIT. 909 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000 UM, BUT THAT'S -- THAT'S -- THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED. 910 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 UM, MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. 911 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 [ SCOFFS ] WITH THAT SORRY-ASS CHECK, 912 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY DINNER. 913 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 914 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000 ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LITTLE PICTURE FOR THE WALL. 915 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000 SALESMAN OF THE MONTH. 916 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000 [ APPLAUSE ] 917 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 918 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 HEY. COACH FORD? 919 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000 YES, SIR. ARE YOU, UH, ALBERT'S DAD? 920 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 I AM. I AM. WHERE IS HE? 921 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000 I CAN'T GET ON THE BUS. 922 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000 [ HUMMING ] 923 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 924 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 BA! HERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. 925 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 THANK YOU. 926 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 YO! 927 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000 THAT'S THE TICKET RIGHT THERE. 928 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 MM-HMM. [ SIGHS ] 929 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 SO WHAT IS THE GOOD WORD? 930 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 WELL, MY REALTOR CALLED. 931 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000 I THINK WE'RE GONNA GET A COUPLE OFFERS. 932 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000 YAY. 933 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FINALLY GONNA SELL THIS DAMN 934 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 HOUSE AFTER ALL. 935 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 CONGRATS. THAT'S GREAT. 936 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 MM. 937 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 MAYBE THE MISSUS WILL FINALLY GET OFF MY BACK 938 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 AND ONTO HER BACK, 939 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 940 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000 YOU'RE SUCH A PIG, DAVE. 941 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 [ Chuckling ] DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT. 942 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 BY THE WAY, WE HAD A COUPLE OF HOT-DOG PACKS LEFT OVER. 943 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 SO... 944 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 THE OSCAR MAYER GOES TO... 945 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 MY MAN TERRY. 946 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 OKAY. THANKS! 947 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 ERIKA? NO, THANK YOU. 948 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 949 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] [ MUTTERING ] 950 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 GOD. [ BEEPS ] 951 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 HEARNSIE! YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! 952 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 YOU SENT THAT FILTH TO THE E-MAIL I SHARE WITH MY WIFE! 953 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 USE THE HOTMAIL ACCOUNT, MAN. 954 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000 WELL, THAT WAS FUN. 955 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 AND WE DID SOME PRETTY GOOD ACTING, 956 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. MM. 957 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 SADLY, SOME OF THE BEST ACTING -- 958 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 OR, ACTUALLY, THE ONLY ACTING -- 959 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 THAT I'VE DONE IN A LONG TIME. 960 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000 WELL, TOO BAD THERE WEREN'T CAMERAS AROUND. 961 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH, TOO BAD. 962 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000 SO, YOU KIND OF GOT BABY ON THE BRAIN, HUH? 963 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 WHO, ME? YEAH. 964 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 THAT'S JUST ACTING. [ CHUCKLES ] 965 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 THE KIND OF ACTING THAT WINS YOU A PACK OF FRANKS. 966 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000 [ CHUCKLES ] UH-HUH. 967 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 WELL, HERE'S TO OUR HAPPY FAMILY. 968 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 LET'S SEE -- THOMAS, ISABELLE, 969 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000 THE TWINS -- JOSEPH AND JAMES... 970 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000 UH, TAESHA -- 971 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000 NOW, YOU THREW ME ON THAT ONE. 972 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000 JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES. 973 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000 AND THE OTHER 40 OR 50. 974 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000 [ BOTTLES CLINK ] 975 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 MM. 976 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000 SO, YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA GO GRAB SOME THAI FOOD. 977 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 THERE'S A GREAT RESTAURANT ON, UH, WESTWOOD. 978 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000 THEY MAKE THIS WICKED GREEN CURRY. 979 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 FIGURED SINCE WE'RE ALREADY HUSBAND AND WIFE, 980 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A 981 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 LITTLE BIT MORE, HUH? 982 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000 OH, HEY, YOU MADE IT JUST IN TIME. 983 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 I THINK THE OWNER'S GETTING READY TO CLOSE UP SHOP. 984 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD. 985 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,000 MY "HUSBAND"... MEETING MY BOYFRIEND. 986 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000 UH... 987 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 [ LAUGHS ] [ CHUCKLES ] 988 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000 TERRY, THIS IS KEN. KEN, THIS IS TERRY. 989 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 YEAH, RIGHT, YOUR "HUSBAND." RIGHT. 990 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? 991 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 READY? YEAH, YEAH. 992 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 SO, I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON. 993 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 MAYBE AT A REAL ACTING GIG. 994 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 BYE, TERRY. 995 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000 SEE YOU, KEN! 996 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 997 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 998 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET ON IT. 999 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000 I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. 1000 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000 YOU'RE SURE IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH A BULLY? 1001 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 ON THE GOLF TEAM? 1002 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 1003 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000 IS IT ABOUT -- IS IT A GIRL? 1004 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 IS THERE SOME GUY ON THE BUS 1005 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 THAT'S GOING OUT WITH A GIRL YOU LIKE OR SOMETHING? 1006 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 NO, DAD. 1007 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,000 DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A BOY -- 1008 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 BOY ON THE GOLF TEAM? 1009 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,000 YEAH, MAYBE IN THE LOCKER ROOM, 1010 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 AND YOU JUST -- YOU FELT SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 1011 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 OKAY, FORGET IT. FORGET IT. FORGET IT. 1012 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000 MAYBE I JUST SHOULDN'T BE ON THE STUPID GOLF TEAM! 1013 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. 1014 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000 CONE ON, ALBERT. THIS IS NO BIG DEAL. 1015 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 OKAY? I GET WEIRD FEELINGS ALL THE TIME. 1016 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000 THE OTHER DAY, I-I-I COULDN'T STOP NOTICING MY NOSE. 1017 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 EVERYWHERE I LOOKED IN MY EYESIGHT, 1018 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 I SAW MY NOSE. 1019 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1020 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 NOT REALLY. 1021 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000 HOW ABOUT THIS? YOU EVER GET THIS? 1022 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 SOMETIMES I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF TO BREATHE. 1023 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 SWEAR TO GOD. 1024 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000 IT'S NUTS. I... 1025 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000 I'M -- I'M IN A SITUATION, 1026 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 AND MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE, 1027 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 AND -- AND IT'S LIKE -- I DON'T EVEN REALIZE -- 1028 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 I START HOLDING MY BREATH. 1029 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 I DO THAT, TOO. 1030 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000 REALLY? 1031 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 YEAH. 1032 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 WHENEVER I GET SHAKY. 1033 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000 SHAKY? 1034 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 SOMETIMES... 1035 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000 SOMETIMES I KIND OF GET THIS SHAKY FEELING, 1036 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,000 BUT IT'S, LIKE, ON THE INSIDE. 1037 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000 YEAH, ALBERT, THAT'S, UH, THAT'S ANXIETY. 1038 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000 THAT'S ALL THAT IS. 1039 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 I MEAN, THAT'S -- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1040 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000 THAT'S -- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S -- THAT HAPPENS. 1041 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 YEAH. I GUESS THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT TO GET ON THE BUS. 1042 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M ON THERE? 1043 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 HEY, HEY. 1044 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000 REMEMBER THE MIND'S-EYE THING? 1045 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 YEAH. IT TOTALLY WORKED. 1046 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000 DAMN RIGHT IT TOTALLY WORKED. 1047 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Coach Ford: HEY. OKAY. 1048 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 WE REALLY GOT TO GET GOING. 1049 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 YEAH. 1050 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000 WHAT IF I FOLLOW THE BUS IN MY CAR? 1051 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 OKAY? SO... 1052 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000 YOU -- YOU GET ON THE BUS, 1053 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000 AND -- AND YOU DO THE MIND'S-EYE THING. 1054 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 IT'S THE SAME IDEA LIKE IN GOLF. 1055 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 GET ON THE BUS, 1056 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000 AND -- AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GETTING SHAKY, 1057 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000 YOU KNOW, YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, 1058 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000 AND -- AND YOU VISUALIZE 1059 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000 THAT YOU'RE IN THE CAR WITH ME. 1060 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 YOU REALIZE YOU'RE REALLY IN THE CAR WITH ME. 1061 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 THIS ISN'T YOUR MIND'S EYE, RIGHT? 1062 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 YEAH, YEAH. JUST CHECKING. 1063 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000 LET'S HAVE SOME TUNES, BABY. 1064 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000 [ LITTLE FEAT'S "WILLIN'" PLAYS ] 1065 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000 DAD, REALLY? 1066 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 YEAH, REALLY. COME ON, MAN. IT'S CLASSIC! 1067 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 GET USED TO IT. MY CAR, MY MUSIC. 1068 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 I'M USING MY MIND'S EAR 1069 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000 AND PRETEND IT'S MY MUSIC. 1070 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000 ♪ I BEEN WARPED BY THE RAIN, DRIVEN BY THE SNOW ♪ 1071 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000 ♪ I'M DRUNK AND DIRTY, DON'T YOU KNOW ♪ 1072 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000 ♪ AND I'M STILL ♪ 1073 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000 ♪ WILLIN' ♪ 1074 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000 ♪ AND I WAS OUT ON THE ROAD LATE AT NIGHT ♪ 1075 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 ♪ I SEE MY PRETTY ALICE... ♪ 1076 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 HEY. HEY. 1077 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 ♪ DALLAS ALICE ♪ 1078 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000 ♪ AND I'VE BEEN FROM TUCSON TO TUCUMCARI ♪ 1079 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 [ GRUNTS ] 1080 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 [ LAUGHING ] 1081 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 [ SMOOCHING ] 1082 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 MMM, WHAT'S THAT FOR? 1083 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 BECAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT. 1084 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 I WAS? 1085 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 YEAH, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID 1086 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 THAT YOU BET I COULD MAKE MYSELF HAPPY AT WORK? 1087 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000 MM-HMM. 1088 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000 WELL, THIS PAST WEEK, 1089 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I DECIDED NOT TO BE THE BAD GUY. 1090 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 I HAD A LOT OF FUN. 1091 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000 I SOLD A BUNCH OF CARS, AND PEOPLE DIDN'T HATE ME. 1092 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000 ONE WOMAN EVEN GAVE ME A HUG. 1093 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 OH, THAT IS SO GOOD, SWEETIE! 1094 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 NOW, YOU SEE? 1095 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000 SEE, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME SOMETIMES, 1096 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000 'CAUSE, SEE, I KNOW THINGS. 1097 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000 YEAH. YOU KNEW. 1098 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 YOU ALWAYS KNOW. 1099 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 OH! 1100 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 I GOT PAID TODAY. 1101 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 [ GASPS, CHUCKLES ] 1102 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000 [ BOTTLES CLINK, BOTTLE CAP POPS, REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSES ] 1103 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000 MONDAY MORNING, I GO BACK TO MAKING LITTLE GIRLS CRY. 70619

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