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[ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, NO.
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[ WHISPERING CONTINUES ]
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OH.
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UNBELIEVABLE. YOU'RE AN AMAZING MAN.
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[ BELL JINGLES ]
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COME ON, MAN. WHAT'S THAT?
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Terry: SHE'S JUST A FRIEND.
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Joe: [ CHUCKLES ] Owen: YOU KNOW
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WHY THAT'S BULLSHIT?
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YOU'RE A 49-YEAR-OLD MAN.
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HOW MANY 16-YEAR-OLD FRIENDS YOU GOT?
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SHE'S NOT 16.
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YEAH, BUT SHE'S CLOSER TO 16 THAN 49, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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AGE IS JUST A NUMBER, MY FRIENDS. JUST A NUMBER.
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OH, COME ON. SHE'S A FRICKING CHILD.
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SHE'S NOT A CHILD. COME ON, MAN.
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NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SEE ALL THE "TWILIGHT" MOVIES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HEY, WHAT WAS OUR TIME ON THE TRAIL TODAY?
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YOU KNOW, WE WERE FAST.
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WE BEAT OUR RECORD BY A MINUTE AND A HALF GOING UP.
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NO, NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT -- WE'RE NOT CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
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TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIEND -- THE YOUNG, HOT GIRL.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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HER NAME IS ANNIE.
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SHE'S 25. SHE'S A WRITER.
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OH, MY GOD. 25?!
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YOU'RE DATING A 25-YEAR-OLD?
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WE'RE NOT DATING.
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THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR YOU.
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WE'RE NOT DATING. YEAH, BUT YOU GOT
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YOUR WHOLE SCENT OUT THERE.
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SHE'S IN YOUR LITTLE TRAP, YOUR LITTLE QUICKSAND THING.
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WHOA, WHOA, I'M CONFUSED.
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I GOT A TRAP, AND IT'S FILLED WITH QUICKSAND?
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WHOA, WHOA! WHOA!
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UHH!
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SON OF A BITCH! ASSHOLE!
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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YEAH. IT GOT MOSTLY SHIRT, NOT SKIN.
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Man: HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
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HEY! HEY!
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HEY, HEY. YOU ALMOST HIT ME BACK THERE.
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HEY, WHAT? WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA JUST KEEP DRIVING?
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YOU WENT THROUGH THE STOP SIGN.
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WHAT? YOU'RE JUST GONNA DRIVE --
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I'LL GET A PICTURE OF HIM. HOLD ON.
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I'LL TAKE HIS PICTURE, MAN. HOLD ON.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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OH, WAIT. THAT'S US. SHIT, I HAD IT BACKWARDS.
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OH, MY GOD. IS THIS ME?
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THIS JACKET IS TOO TIGHT. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
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HERE, LET ME GET A PICTURE OF YOUR SHIRT. HOLD ON.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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DID YOU GET IT?
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NO, I HIT THE CALENDAR.
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IT'S NOT ROSH HASHANAH. THIS IS WRONG.
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN ♪
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♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪
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♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS ♪
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? ♪
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ MUMBLES ]
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[ LUCY SCOFFS ]
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OHH. EVERY MORNING.
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EVERY MORNING, THAT'S HIS BREAKFAST.
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OH, MAN.
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DAD, HE -- HE'S GONNA DIE.
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OH, YEAH.
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NEXT TIME YOU SLEEP OVER,
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YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA SEE HIM.
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YOU'RE GONNA DIE, MORT. MIND YOUR BUSINESS, JOE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HEY, MORNING, JOE.
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HEY, NICKY.
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I AM DEEPLY SORRY YOU KIDS HAD TO EXPERIENCE THAT.
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AT LEAST IT'S NOT SATURDAY WHEN HE'S LAYING OUT
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BY THE POOL.
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HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALBINO TEDDY BEAR.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
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SO, DAD...YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE, HUH?
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WHAT -- OH, NO. I MEAN, YEAH.
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YOU GET TO KNOW PEOPLE IF YOU STAY HERE LONG ENOUGH --
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THE REGULARS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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ARE ALL THE PEOPLE HERE GETTING DIVORCED?
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NO. I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT, UH, YOU ARE GONNA GET, LIKE,
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A REAL APARTMENT?
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SOON.
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YEAH, I JUST -- BEFORE I GET A PLACE,
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I WANT TO... JUST MAKE SURE, YOU KNOW.
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JUST...YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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Sonia: OH. HEY, GUYS.
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HEY.
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I'M SORRY -- WE'VE GOT TO RUN
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'CAUSE I HAD TO PARK IN THE HANDICAP AGAIN.
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OH, ONLY ONE GUY USES THAT. YOU KNOW, HE'S GONE.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S FAKING IT.
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OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
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STILL, I GET NERVOUS. SO, ARE YOU GUYS READY?
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YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
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BYE, DAD. BYE. SEE YOU LATER.
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OH, DAD, CAN I TAKE A BAGEL?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. HURRY UP.
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HEY, I'M PICKING THEM UP TODAY?
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YEAH, WHY? YOU STILL CAN, RIGHT?
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'CAUSE I'M AT THE EYE DOCTOR THIS AFTERNOON.
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YEAH -- NO, NO, I JUST...
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FOR A SECOND, I THOUGHT IT WAS TOMORROW.
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NO, IT'S TODAY. ALL RIGHT.
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THANKS. OKAY. OKAY.
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BYE, DAD. ALL RIGHT,
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I GUESS BYE-BYE.
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SEE YA. SEE YOU LATER, ALBERT.
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Albert: BYE, DAD.
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♪ WHOO ♪
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♪ WHOO, WHOO-HOO-HOO ♪
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HEY, WHAT'S UP, DADDY?
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I NEED YOUR CAR, SON.
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UH, REALLY? YEAH. COME ON, NOW.
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LAWRENCE HAS GOT UPS.
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THEY WANT A GRAY MALIBU -- LEATHER, NAV SYSTEM.
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SO, UH, WHERE'S MY NEW ONE?
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RIGHT HERE.
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OH, DADDY, COME ON.
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WE'VE GOT A MERITOCRACY HERE, SON. YOU KNOW THAT.
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YOU WANT TO GET YOUR PICK OF DEMOS, YOU GET YOUR NUMBERS UP.
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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING OVER P.A. ]
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HEY, OWEN.
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THAT'S A HYBRID, RIGHT?
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YOU GOT TO DO THE FLINTSTONE LEGS THING TO GET IT GOING?
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THE BACK
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AND MAKE SURE ALL THE CLOWNS MADE IT OUT ALL RIGHT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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♪ YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'RE LEAVING ♪
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♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE... ♪
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YOU MOVING, MR. T?
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NO. NO, I JUST...
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I DON'T KNOW. IF I FIND SOMETHING.
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HEY, DASHAUN. ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOUR iPod AGAIN?
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH CUSTOMERS. TAKE IT OUT.
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YEAH, I... COME ON.
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I KNOW. IT'S JUST...
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COME ON, MAN. YOUR MUSIC IS JUST...
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COME ON.
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WHO IS THIS LADY SINGING RIGHT NOW?
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THIS IS NEIL SEDAKA, OKAY, AND HE IS A CLASSIC SINGER.
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THIS IS GOOD MUSIC.
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I'M GONNA GO. NO, NO. I GOT IT.
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I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
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HEY. HI. CAN I HELP YOU?
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HI. YES, THANKS.
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I NEED TO GET SOME BALLOONS FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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YEAH, OKAY. UH...
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[ GRUNTING ]
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YEAH, THAT'S, UH... WE'VE GOT A LOT OF VARIETY.
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THANKS. YEAH.
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SO, LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.
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THANKS.
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I'VE SEEN YOU HIKING, RIGHT?
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I'VE SEEN --
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YEAH, I'VE SEEN YOU. YOU HIKE.
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OKAY, RIGHT. I SEE YOU UP THERE ALL THE TIME.
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YEAH, I GO UP THERE.
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I GO UP THERE A LOT. WELL, THAT'S WEIRD. THAT'S WEIRD.
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I KNEW I HAD SEEN YOU, BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD SEEN ME.
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OH, WELL, WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEEN ME
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AND I WOULDN'T HAVE SEEN YOU?
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NO. UH, NO REASON, REALLY.
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JUST...I'M JUST ALWAYS UP THERE IN MY HEAD.
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I'VE GOT MY CD PLAYING ALL THE TIME, SO I JUST --
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I-I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD SEEN ME THERE.
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LISTENING TO MUSIC DOESN'T MAKE YOU INVISIBLE.
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[ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT.
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RIGHT, RIGHT.
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THOUGH SOMETIMES YOU WISH IT DID, RIGHT?
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I GUESS...SOMETIMES. YEAH.
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YEAH. SOMETIMES.
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OKAY. ANYWAY...
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EVERYTHING'S IN THERE. I'M GONNA TAKE A LOOK --
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YEAH.
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YEAH. YEAH. ALL THE BALLOONS
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ARE IN THERE.
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SO IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, LET ME KNOW.
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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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THAT WAS HARD TO WATCH, MAN.
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TAKE THE iPod OUT. PULL YOUR PANTS UP.
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♪ I WISH THAT WE WERE MAKING UP AGAIN ♪
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♪ I BEG OF YOU ♪
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♪ DON'T SAY... ♪
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[ KEYS CLACKING, TELEPHONES RINGING ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
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[ SIGHS ] DAMN IT.
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OH, NO, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET PORN UP ON THERE?
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HUH?
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YEAH, THEY WON'T LET YOU WATCH THAT STUFF HERE, BRO.
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NO -- I'VE GOT SOME CRAZY DOWNLOADS
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ON MY HOME LAPTOP.
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I'LL BRING IT IN TOMORROW FOR YOU.
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ACTUALLY, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND A LICENSE PLATE.
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OH, REALLY?
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YEAH, THIS JERK BLEW THROUGH A STOP SIGN TODAY
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AND ALMOST HIT ME, AND I JUST THOUGHT --
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"I'M GONNA FIND HIM AND THROW HIM A BEATING!"
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YEAH, BOY. I'LL WINGMAN THAT SHIT.
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NO, NO, NO, I DON'T -- I DON'T NEED TO WINGMAN ANY SHIT.
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JUST LISTEN, SON.
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MY BROTHER'S A COP. HE'LL TOTALLY RUN THE PLATES FOR YOU.
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REALLY?
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WELL, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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SOME JERK SWIPED TERRY WITH HIS CAR TODAY,
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SO WE'RE GONNA RAIN A LITTLE
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FRONTIER-JUSTICE BEATDOWN ON HIM.
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HE'S GOT MAYBE HALF OF THAT RIGHT.
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OH, MY GOD, I'M SO WITH YOU.
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THERE'S SO MANY JERKS IN THIS WORLD.
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JUST LAST SATURDAY, THIS CABLE GUY COMES OVER TO THE HOUSE
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'CAUSE WE'RE RUNNING A LINE INTO THE BABY'S ROOM, YOU KNOW.
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SO I ASK ABOUT MAYBE A LITTLE HBO ON THE SIDE.
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AND RIGHT AWAY, IT'S, "SORRY, CAN'T DO IT, SIR."
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WOW. WERE THERE ANY OTHER CRIMES HE WOULDN'T COMMIT FOR YOU?
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NO, BUT -- BUT SERIOUSLY, HE WAS A JERK ABOUT IT.
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LEFT A FEW DIRTY FINGERPRINTS ON THE OUTLETS, ALSO.
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PROBABLY DELIBERATE. REAL JERK.
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I STILL TIPPED HIM, BUT NOT AS MUCH,
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SO HE REALLY DIDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SPEAKING OF DICKS.
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OH, NO, HE'S A GOOD GUY.
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AND A GOOD DAD. HE'S GOT HIS BABY WATCHING HBO.
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[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S AWESOME.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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YEAH, THAT SATURDAY GAME, HUH?
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THAT'S GONNA BE SOME SHOOTOUT.
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OH, YEAH.
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YEAH, BET THE OVER ON THAT ONE.
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YOU THROWING DOWN A BET SOMEWHERE?
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'CAUSE I'LL PUT DOWN A HUNDRED.
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NO, NO.
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NO, I DON'T -- NAH, I'M NOT A GAMBLER.
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I USED TO, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT HERE AND THERE.
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YEAH, WHY DID YOU STOP? YOU WIN TOO MUCH?
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YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
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OH, HEY, LISTEN, BEFORE I FORGET,
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TOMORROW IS CHET'S LAST DAY.
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HE'S FINALLY DONE WITH THAT TOLL-ROAD PROJECT.
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OH, YEAH?
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I THINK MICHELLE'S TAKING OFF, TOO.
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SO, LISTEN, UH, WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE GOING-AWAY HAPPY HOUR
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UP IN CHET'S ROOM TOMORROW NIGHT.
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NO BIG DEAL. JUST SOME OF THE LIFERS.
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SO, YOU WANT TO COME?
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YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. I'M NOT A LIFER.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST BEEN HERE A COUPLE MONTHS.
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BUT IF I'M AROUND...
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YEAH, I'LL GO IF I'M AROUND, YEAH.
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SOUNDS GOOD. COOL.
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I'M NOT... I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO.
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BUT IF I DO, UH, SHOULD I BRING SOMETHING?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, UH, BEER, DRINKS, WHATEVER.
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ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
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SO, LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE A -- LIKE A BOTTLE OF GIN
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OR VODKA OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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YEAH, THAT'LL -- THAT'LL DO THE TRICK, YEAH.
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OKAY.
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BEER.
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I'LL BRING BEER. RIGHT?
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WHAT KIND? WHAT KIND SHOULD I BRING?
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I DON'T KNOW, MAN. HOW ABOUT, UH, NOT SHITTY?
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO MY BEST. YEAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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ALL RIGHT, MAN. SEE YOU.
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IS THAT YOUR NEW CAR, DADDY?
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YEAH.
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THAT'S TOO SMALL FOR HULK.
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YES, IT IS.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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OH, NO. WHAT IS THAT MAN THINKING?
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WE HAVE A FAMILY.
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THERE'S NO USE GETTING UPSET.
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THIS IS, UH, WHAT HAPPENS.
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WELL, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PICK THE BOYS UP FROM FOOTBALL
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AND YOU HAVE ALL THE EQUIPMENT AND THE BABY SEAT?
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IT WILL FIT. [ SCOFFS ]
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KIND OF.
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I'LL TAKE THE MINIVAN ON THAT DAY.
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NO, NO, NO. I HAVE TO BRING THEM TO FOOTBALL.
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IT JUST -- HONEY, COME ON.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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OH, YEAH, THE CABLE GUY CAME AND HOOKED THAT UP TODAY.
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OH, MY.
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YOU LIKE IT, HUH?
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I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.
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OH, IT'S JUST THAT -- YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS
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OF THESE DAMN RENOVATIONS, AND FINALLY SOMETHING WORKS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY, HONEY.
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Announcer: BOTTOM OF THE THIRD, TWO MEN OUT. NOBODY ON.
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[ SIGHS ]
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HEY, YOU KNOW, UH -- YOU KNOW WHO CAME IN THE STORE?
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FANTASY WOMAN.
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REALLY? YEAH.
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I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THIS FANTASY WOMAN. IS SHE REAL?
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OR IS IT LIKE, UM...
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YOU KNOW, WHEN KIDS HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND?
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YEAH, NO. SHE'S REAL. SHE'S REAL.
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I SPOKE TO HER THIS TIME.
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YOU TALKED TO HER? MM-HMM.
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HOW DID THAT GO? GOOD.
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GOOD. SHE CAME IN. SHE -- SHE ASKED ABOUT BALLOONS.
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I APOLOGIZED FOR MY ERECTION, AND THEN SHE LEFT.
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[ LAUGHS ] WHAT DO YOU
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GOT TO APOLOGIZE FOR?
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THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. IT'S, UH -- IT'S FLATTERING.
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NOT WITH MY DICK.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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MM, SPEAKING OF DICKS,
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REMEMBER THAT GUY FROM YESTERDAY IN THE CAR?
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I RAN THE PLATE.
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WHAT?
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RAN THE PLATE? WHAT ARE YOU, MANNIX?
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NO, THIS -- THIS GUY IN THE OFFICE -- THANKS --
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HIS, UH, BROTHER'S A COP,
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AND HE LOOKED UP THE LICENSE-PLATE NUMBER
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AND THEN GOT THE GUY'S ADDRESS.
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YEAH, SO?
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I MEAN, WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA GO OVER THERE
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AND GO ALL "BILLY JACK" ON HIM?
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OH, REMEMBER THAT MOVIE?
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YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD MOVIE.
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YEAH, SO -- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO, WHO'S COMING WITH ME?
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REALLY? WHAT -- FOR WHAT?
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WHY SHOULD WE LET THE GUY GET AWAY WITH IT?
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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN LIFE.
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PEOPLE ARE DICKS, AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. THIS TIME HE DEALS WITH US.
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WELL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
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WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. I...
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THIS IS SO YOU.
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WHY IS THIS SO ME?
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JUST, YOU KNOW, YOUR WHOLE PETER PAN THING,
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YOU KNOW, WITH NO COMMITMENTS
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AND TIME TO INDULGE EVERY LITTLE NOTION
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THAT COMES IN YOUR HEAD.
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"HEY, SOME GUY MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE.
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WHY DON'T I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY TRACKING HIM DOWN?"
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THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT THE COFFEE.
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OKAY? HE RAN A STOP SIGN.
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RIGHT? HE ALMOST KILLED US.
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I'M A GROWN MAN WITH ACTUAL SHIT TO DO --
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A WIFE, KIDS, MORTGAGE -- THINGS THAT COUNT.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FOOLISHNESS.
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WHY DO YOU GOT TO TAKE A BIG BITE AND TALK?
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I SEE EVERYTHING -- I GOT IT ALL.
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FELLAS. FELLAS, SERIOUSLY.
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NOBODY WANTS TO DO THIS?
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WE'RE PUSHING 50 HERE.
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WE'VE BEEN DEALING WITH DICKS ALL OF OUR LIVES.
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RIGHT, AND GUESS WHAT. THE DICKS ARE WINNING.
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SO NOW WE'VE GOT A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT,
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YOU GUYS ARE JUST GONNA LET IT SLIDE?
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AGAIN?
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I MEAN...JUST LET THE DICK OFF THE HOOK ONE MORE TIME?
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YEAH. I TOLD YOU, I GOT --
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I GOT THINGS TO DO.
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IT'S RIDICULOUS.
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OKAY. OKAY, FORGET IT.
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I GUESS...I'M THE DICK.
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WELL, THERE YOU GO. YEAH.
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RUN YOUR PLATE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ Laughing ] OKAY. OKAY.
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THAT WAS FUNNY WHEN HE SAID, "I RAN THE PLATE."
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I JUST ABOUT LOST IT.
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GET THE, UH, MALIBU.
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YOU CAN'T SEND THE MALIBU.
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OH, HEY, UH, MELISSA, YOU JUST MISSED HIM. HE WENT TO LUNCH.
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OH, SHOOT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK I'M JUST GONNA PUT THIS ON HIS DESK
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IN CASE HE GETS HUNGRY LATER.
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OKAY?
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DID SHE SAY "IN CASE"?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HE WILL BE HUNGRY.
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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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Melissa: KNOCK, KNOCK. HEY.
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MELISSA, SWEETHEART. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, GOOD.
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AH. UH, OWEN'S PROBABLY AT LUNCH.
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OH, YEAH, I-I HEARD.
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UM, ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
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OKAY.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, IT -- IT'S JUST...
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[ SIGHS ]
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I MEAN... [ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU -- YOU GAVE OWEN THAT TINY LITTLE DEMO.
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OH.
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I GUESS THAT CAR'S PROBABLY NOT YOUR FAVORITE.
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UNH-UNH. [ CHUCKLES ]
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BASICALLY, WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE IS A MERITOCRACY.
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DRIVING A NICE DEMO IS BASED ON HOW WELL YOU DO YOUR JOB,
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AND, UH, IT KIND OF MOTIVATES THE SALESMEN.
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YEAH, I-I WAS IN THE BUSINESS WORLD FOR A LONG TIME,
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SO I GET THAT.
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BUT I'M SAYING THAT THIS IS OWEN...
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AND WE HAVE THREE KIDS.
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MELISSA, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SAYING
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THAT I SHOULD SHOW FAVORITISM TO OWEN JUST BECAUSE HE'S MY SON.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T -- I DON'T DO THAT.
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IN FACT, I'M SURPRISED YOU'D EVEN ASK THAT.
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NO, NO, NO, LISTEN.
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SEE, BECAUSE IT UNDERMINES MY CREDIBILITY,
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AND IT UNDERMINES HIS CREDIBILITY.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT IF YOU GAVE OWEN A CAR
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THAT HIS WHOLE FAMILY COULD FIT IN,
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EVERYTHING WOULD JUST FALL APART?
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I GUESS YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND BUSINESS.
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OH, NO, I UNDERSTAND BUSINESS.
433
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AND THIS IS NOT BUSINESS.
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THIS IS SOME OF YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT!
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MELISSA, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR PLACE HERE.
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OH, NO, I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE MY PLACE IS --
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CRAMMED IN THE BACKSEAT OF THAT CRAPPY CAR!
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT FINE MINIVAN
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THAT I THINK I SOLD YOU AT COST?!
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WAIT, DO YOU WANT ME TO THANK YOU NOW?!
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YOU'RE A GOOD SALESMAN, BUT YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD!
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IF YOU WANT TO BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING,
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WHY DON'T YOU BLAME ME FOR THIS HOUSE
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THAT YOU'RE REBUILDING FOR NO GODDAMN GOOD REASON?!
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YOU KNOW -- YOU -- YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE WHAT I...
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING OVER P.A. ]
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UH, HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU --
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YOUR FATHER IS SUCH A... DICKHOLE!
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WHAT?
453
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[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED?
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UH, YOUR WIFE BROUGHT YOU LUNCH.
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[ LOUD UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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DUDE! HEY, GUYS.
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JOE! JOE!
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JOE!
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THERE HE IS. JOE.
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Chet: HOW ARE YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT, HOW ARE YOU?
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FANTASTIC. COME ON IN.
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I GOT SOME BEER. Nick: WELL DONE. WELL DONE.
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GOOD STUFF. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
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YEAH, I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE.
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YEAH?
467
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YEAH, YEAH. WOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE, HUH?
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YEAH.
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Chet: IT'S NOT A BAD TURNOUT. WE'VE HAD BETTER.
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PEOPLE LIKE YOU, I GUESS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
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...POSITION TO SAY SOMETHING,
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BUT SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO SOMETHING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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HE LOOKS LIKE A DICK, DUDE.
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Shh. Shh, shh, shh.
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LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW. START FRESH.
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JUSTICE TIME.
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ALL RIGHT, JUST, JUST...
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[ CLEARS THROAT ] GIVE ME A SECOND.
481
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
ALL RIGHT.
482
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Woman: JUST SLICE THE MELON LIKE THIS.
483
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Melissa: HEY.
484
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000
HEY.
485
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000
[ SIGHS ]
486
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
BOY, THIS HD THING IS AWESOME.
487
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
488
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT IT.
489
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,000
YOU CAN SEE ALL THE LITTLE BEADS OF JUICE IN THERE.
490
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000
IT'S NICE.
491
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000
I'M SORRY.
492
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
493
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
I KNOW.
494
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
BUT THAT MAN --
495
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
MELISSA -- NO, LISTEN.
496
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000
I KNOW THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN THAT MAD.
497
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
AND I KNOW I DID NOT HANDLE THINGS WELL.
498
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000
BUT IT'S JUST -- IT'S JUST SO FRUSTRATING!
499
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
THE WAY HE TREATS YOU, IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
500
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU DID, OKAY?
501
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
I CAN'T HAVE YOU DOWN THERE FIGHTING MY BATTLES.
502
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
I GOT TO GO DOWN THERE EVERY DAY
503
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000
KNOWING PEOPLE THINK I GOT MY JOB BECAUSE OF MY DAD.
504
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
NOW EVERYBODY THINKS I GOT TO HAVE MY WIFE COME IN
505
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
AND GET ME SPECIAL FAVORS.
506
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THAT.
507
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
OKAY, I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT.
508
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
HE'S MY FATHER, AND HE'S MY BOSS.
509
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
IN THIS CASE, HE'S MY BOSS.
510
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
I DEAL WITH IT. YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH IT.
511
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
OKAY.
512
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,000
OKAY.
513
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000
[ SIGHS ]
514
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
[ SIGHS ]
515
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000
AFTER TWO MONTHS, YOU KNOW, XEROX LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS,
516
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
"WELL, NOW WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE."
517
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE FOR THREE MONTHS.
518
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
AND I WAS JUST SO G.D. EFFICIENT,
519
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
I ENDED UP DOWNSIZING MYSELF.
520
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
521
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000
YEAH, BUT HOW DOES IT WORK, CONSULTING?
522
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
CONSULTING? IT'S A RACKET, JOE.
523
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
THAT'S WHAT IT IS. WELL,
524
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT.
525
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
526
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
YOU'VE GOT THE -- I MEAN, THE COMPANY'S THERE.
527
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
RIGHT? YOU'VE GOT EMPLOYEES.
528
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
THEY HIRE HER TO GO IN AND SAY,
529
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
"HEY, EMPLOYEES, DO YOUR JOB BETTER.
530
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000
"AND FASTER.
531
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
OKAY, THAT'LL BE $10,000."
532
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
DAMN RIGHT.
533
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
WHAT, ARE YOU -- ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
534
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
GETTING OUT OF THE PARTY-STORE BUSINESS, JOE?
535
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
OH, NO, NO. NO, NO.
536
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
WE WERE JUST -- WE WERE JUST SAYING,
537
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE, UH -- THE TROLL DOLLS WITH THE HAIR?
538
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
OH, YEAH. I HAD, LIKE,
539
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
10 OF THOSE GROWING UP.
540
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
DO THEY EVEN HAVE THEM ANYMORE?
541
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
YOU SELL THEM? YOU DON'T SELL THEM, DO YOU?
542
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
WHAT DO YOU WANT -- 3-INCH, 6-INCH?
543
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
544
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
THAT'S NOT A TROLL DOLL HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
545
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
OH!
546
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
LOOK AT JOE GO!
547
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
WELL, IN THAT CASE, I MEANT 12-INCH.
548
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
OH! [ LAUGHS ]
549
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000
THAT'S THE BEER TALKING. THAT'S THE "CHERVEZA."
550
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
551
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
HOLY SHIT!
552
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
JUST GO, MAN. JUST DO IT.
553
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
[ SIGHS ]
554
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO HOME.
555
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
WHAT?
556
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
[ SIGHS ]
557
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
THIS IS STUPID.
558
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
THIS IS NOT STUPID!
559
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
OH.
560
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
YOU KNOW WHAT'S STUPID?
561
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
IS COMING ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
562
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
AND THEN NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
563
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
I MEAN, YOU ARE GONNA BE TELLING PEOPLE
564
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
ABOUT THIS ONE DAY.
565
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "SO I WENT TO THE GUY'S
566
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
HOUSE, RIGHT?"
567
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
"OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?"
568
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
"UM... YEAH, I WENT HOME."
569
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
THAT IS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE STORY!
570
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
LOOK, I SAY GO, MAN.
571
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000
HAVE YOUR MOMENT. YOU KNOW, IT'LL SUCK OR IT WON'T.
572
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
AND THEN WE'LL GO GET A BEER. WHO CARES, DUDE?
573
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
BUT NO MATTER WHAT,
574
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000
YOU ARE GONNA HAVE YOURSELF A STORY, MY FRIEND.
575
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
BOO-YAH!
576
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
THATABOY.
577
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
578
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
I-I DON'T REALLY THINK I HAVE TIME TO GET A BEER.
579
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
YEAH, OF COURSE. THAT'S FINE.
580
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
I'M JUST SAYING WE COULD.
581
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
CALLING A FRIEND OR WHATEVER.
582
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
583
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
[ LOCK DISENGAGES ]
584
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
CAN I HELP YOU?
585
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000
UH, HI.
586
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
I'M, UM... [ CLEARS THROAT ]
587
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:05,000
IS YOUR, UH... IS YOUR HUSBAND HERE?
588
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
YES, BUT ARE YOU SELLING SOMETHING,
589
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
BECAUSE WE DON'T -- NO, NO.
590
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
NO, NO, NO, I JUST WANT TO, UM...
591
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN, AND I --
592
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000
HI, WHAT'S GOING ON?
593
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
UM...
594
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
UH, OKAY, UM...
595
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
596
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
YOU WERE DRIVING YESTERDAY,
597
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000
AND YOU BLEW THROUGH A STOP SIGN, AND YOU ALMOST HIT ME.
598
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000
OKAY.
599
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,000
I-I MEAN, I DON'T...
600
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
WAS THIS IN THE VALLEY, OVER BY WOODBRIDGE?
601
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
YEAH.
602
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
OKAY, SO, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE THE -- YOU'RE --
603
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
IS THAT WHY YOU KNOCKED ON MY WINDOW?
604
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
605
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
YEAH, I-I UNDERSTAND.
606
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
UM, WELL, I-I HAD NO --
607
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
I-I DIDN'T THINK I BLEW THROUGH A STOP SIGN.
608
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000
BUT IF I DID, LOOK, I'M -- I'M REALLY SORRY.
609
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
YEAH, WELL, YOU ALMOST HIT ME.
610
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
RIGHT.
611
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
I-I-I GUESS I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
612
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
I MEAN...
613
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
ARE THE COPS HERE OR SOMETHING?
614
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
NO. NO, NO, NO. NO ONE'S HERE EXCEPT ME.
615
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
OKAY, BUDDY, UM...
616
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON,
617
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
BUT I THINK IT'S -- I THINK YOU BETTER GO.
618
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
I-I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE.
619
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
YEAH.
620
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
NO, NO. I-I'M NOT TRYING TO --
621
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
HEY, HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY!
622
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000
[ DOOR SLAMS, LOCK ENGAGES ]
623
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000
YEAH.
624
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Michelle: [ LAUGHS ] Joe: I DON'T KNOW.
625
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
I HAVE A LOT OF FAKE VOMIT IN THE STORE, SO...
626
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
I LOVE THAT STUFF. I USED TO --
627
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
YOU KNOW, THE WHOOPEE CUSHION IS THE BIGGEST SELLER, REALLY.
628
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
I BET. IT -- THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
629
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS IT, LIKE, A THOUSAND DEGREES IN HERE?
630
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
DID YOU GUYS TURN OFF THE AIR-CONDITIONING
631
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
SO WE COULD ALL GET NAKED?
632
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
OH, YES, YES, YES. MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING.
633
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000
WELL, IT IS NOT GONNA WORK WITH ME.
634
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
MNH-MNH. JOE, HOLD THIS.
635
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
HOLD THIS RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.
636
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
[ SIGHS ] WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
637
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
OH, GOD, PEOPLE WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH MICHELLE,
638
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
YOU'RE FIRED.
639
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
THERE SHE GOES.
640
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000
DIDN'T I SEE THIS SHOW DOWN AT THE SPEARMINT RHINO?
641
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
OH! SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
642
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
643
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
THAT'S NOT FUNNY. JOE, SCRUNCHY.
644
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
COME HERE.
645
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
I'M RAMBO.
646
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
OH, IT'S NICE.
647
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
THAT'S HOT.
648
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
THIS IS ME.
649
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
HEY, MORT'S IN THE SWIMMING POOL WITH HIS CLOTHES ON!
650
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
OH, HERE WE GO, PEOPLE.
651
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000
HEY, STUPID, YOU STILL GOT YOUR BlackBerry IN YOUR POCKET?
652
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
YEAH?
653
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
THAT LOOKS VERY HOT.
654
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
THIS IS LIKE FA-- FABIO.
655
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
FABIO? YEAH.
656
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
657
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
YEAH, CIRCA 1992. WE LIKE THAT, HMM?
658
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
659
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Chet: HEY! HEY!
660
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
HEY, HEY, HEY, GUYS, GET A ROOM, HUH?
661
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
THIS -- THIS IS A ROOM.
662
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
663
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
THIS IS A ROOM, ISN'T IT?
664
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
YEAH, THERE'S A NAKED MAN IN THE POOL.
665
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
666
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
OKAY?
667
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
HI.
668
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT TO GO.
669
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
I'VE GOT TO GO. HMM? OH.
670
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
YEAH, I'VE GOT -- MY -- MY KIDS, UH...
671
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
THEY'RE -- THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME TO PICK THEM UP.
672
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
AND, UH... OH, OKAY.
673
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
YEAH, THEY'RE PROBABLY WAITING FOR ME.
674
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
OH. SORRY.
675
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
HEY, CHET, GOOD LUCK WHEREVER YOU'RE GOING.
676
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000
WHERE IS IT AGAIN? UH, DENVER.
677
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000
OUT-- OUTSIDE OF DENVER.
678
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
GOOD LUCK, MAN. THANKS.
679
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
UH, I'LL -- YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN.
680
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000
THANKS, MAN. THANKS FOR COMING.
681
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000
NO, IT'S FUN. IT WAS FUN.
682
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
I HAVE MY KIDS, AND I'VE GOT TO PICK THEM UP.
683
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? THANKS FOR COMING, JOE.
684
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Michelle: BYE. BYE, JOE.
685
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Woman: SEE YOU LATER, JOE.
686
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
ALL RIGHT, BYE, GUYS.
687
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000
[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
688
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000
[ HORN HONKS ]
689
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
DAD'S HERE!
690
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
BYE, MOM!
691
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Sonia: BYE, GUYS!
692
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
ALBERT, BRING THAT PERMISSION SLIP HOME
693
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
FOR ME TO SIGN FOR THE SeaWorld TRIP.
694
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
HE'S NOT LISTENING, MOM.
695
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000
COME ON! I'M LATE EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF YOU!
696
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
I'M SAVING THE GAME, STUPID.
697
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
AND WHEN WERE WE LATE, LIAR?
698
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR.
699
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING WITH THAT
700
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
IN THE MORNING ANYWAY.
701
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
COME ON. COME ON. HEY.
702
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Albert: ALL RIGHT. COME ON. OH, HI.
703
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
HI. COME ON. ALBERT, LET'S GO.
704
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
COME ON. I'M GOOD.
705
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
COME ON, YOU'RE LATE ALREADY.
706
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
BYE, MOM. BYE.
707
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT NOW.
708
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000
UH...OKAY, GO.
709
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
GET IN THE CAR. COME ON. BE RIGHT THERE.
710
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:23,000
HEY, UM, I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR EYE GUY.
711
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN READ A DAMN MENU ANYMORE.
712
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000
OKAY. I'LL TEXT YOU HER NUMBER.
713
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000
YEAH. YEAH, OKAY.
714
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
EXCEPT I CAN'T SEE THE BUTTONS ON MY THING,
715
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
SO I THINK WE'RE BOTH SCREWED.
716
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
717
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
WE GOT OLD. YEAH.
718
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
I'M LIKE SIX MONTHS AWAY FROM FLOMAX.
719
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
720
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
721
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
OKAY. BYE.
722
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
BYE-BYE.
723
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,000
HEY, UH... I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU.
724
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
WHAT'S...
725
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000
WHAT -- I'M JUST TRYING TO...
726
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
FIGURE OUT WHAT'S --
727
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:00,000
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH US, AS JUST DATING GOES?
728
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
729
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000
ARE YOU -- I MEAN, DID YOU MEET SOMEONE?
730
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
NO. NO, I DID NOT. NO.
731
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
WELL, I MEAN, IT'S OKAY IF YOU DID BECAUSE, YOU KNOW --
732
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
NO, I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T MEET ANYBODY.
733
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
OKAY, OKAY. YOU'VE MET NO ONE.
734
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
YEAH, NO, I'M JUST...
735
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
I DON'T KNOW. I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.
736
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000
[ STAMMERS ]
737
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:26,000
YOU KNOW, UH, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT THE GROUND RULES.
738
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
WELL, THERE ARE NO RULES, JOE.
739
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:33,000
YOU JUST NEED TO DO WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT FOR YOU.
740
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
YEAH, I KNOW. I MEAN, THAT'S...
741
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I MEAN, THAT'S WHY IT'S CONFUSING. I...
742
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000
YOU KNOW, WHAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER? WHO KNOWS?
743
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
744
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
YEAH, WELL...
745
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:52,000
MAYBE IT WOULD BE... HEALTHY FOR US TO...
746
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
YEAH.
747
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
748
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
YEAH, WE'LL DO IT AS WE GO.
749
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,000
WE'LL FIND OUT IF IT FEELS RIGHT. WE'LL KNOW.
750
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
YEAH, RIGHT. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
751
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, LET ME GO.
752
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
WHOA. YEAH, GO.
753
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
DON'T BE LATE.
754
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
ALL RIGHT, AND GIVE ME THE NUMBER,
755
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
'CAUSE MY EYES SUCK NOW.
756
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
OKAY, I'LL TEXT YOU. ALL RIGHT.
757
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE FLOMAX.
758
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000
EVERYTHING'S GOOD DOWN THERE, YOU KNOW. ALL RIGHT.
759
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000
[ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]
760
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Woman on P.A.: USED CARS, YOU HAVE A CALL HOLDING ON LINE 2.
761
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
NO, NO. YOU HANDLED IT FINE.
762
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,000
I MEAN, COME WALKING RIGHT INTO MY OFFICE, NOW,
763
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
GONNA TELL ME HOW TO HANDLE MY EMPLOYEES.
764
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
AND I'VE BEEN DOING THIS 40 YEARS.
765
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
766
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,000
NOW, SHE COME CALLING ME UP YESTERDAY AND APOLOGIZED.
767
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
SHE KNEW SHE WAS WRONG. MM-HMM.
768
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
I MEAN, GOING ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
769
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000
ABOUT HOW SHE WAS IN THE BUSINESS WORLD.
770
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING?
771
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
WHAT?
772
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
MAGAZINE WRITING OR FOOD WRITING OR SOME NONSENSE LIKE THAT.
773
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,000
AND NOW SHE'S GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THE CAR BUSINESS.
774
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE SAME BUSINESS.
775
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
YEAH.
776
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
WHAT WAS IT YOU SAID SHE CALLED ME?
777
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
A DICKHOLE.
778
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
[ LAUGHS ]
779
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
780
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
781
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,000
POOR LITTLE THING CAN'T EVEN INSULT A PERSON CORRECTLY.
782
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
SO, UH, MELISSA CALLED YOU?
783
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
UH, YES, SHE DID.
784
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
AND I, UM... I GIVE HER CREDIT FOR THAT.
785
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
SHE ONLY CALLED YOU BECAUSE I ASKED HER TO.
786
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000
OKAY.
787
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
I MEAN, IT WAS VERY WRONG, WHAT SHE DID.
788
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
WELL, I AGREE.
789
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
OF -- OF COURSE,
790
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
SHE WASN'T WRONG AT ALL ABOUT WHAT SHE WAS SAYING.
791
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
I SEE.
792
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
SO IT'S OKAY IF I GIVE YOU A CAR TO DRIVE
793
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE?
794
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT. BUT I DO DESERVE A BETTER CAR.
795
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
I DRIVE, BY FAR, THE WORST DEMO ON THE LOT.
796
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. AM I THE WORST SALESMAN ON THE LOT?
797
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
WELL...
798
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
BRUCE?
799
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
YOU ARE HAVING A BAD MONTH, SON,
800
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000
BUT I DON'T THINK LAWRENCE HAS SOLD A CAR IN THREE WEEKS.
801
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000
REALLY? DO WE HAVE TO GO THERE?
802
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000
OKAY, SO, WHY DOES THE NOT-WORST SALESMAN
803
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000
HAVE THE WORST CAR?
804
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
THAT ISN'T A MERITOCRACY, IS IT?
805
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
I MEAN, THAT -- THAT'S JUST...
806
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:07,000
SHITTING ON ME BECAUSE I'M YOUR SON.
807
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
AND HOW ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU LET A GUY
808
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
SLIDE THROUGH A BAD MONTH WITHOUT TAKING AWAY HIS CAR?
809
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I KNOW I ALWAYS GOT TO GIVE MINE UP THE MINUTE MY NUMBERS DROP.
810
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT FAVORITISM.
811
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000
BUT IN MY CASE, IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF FAVORITISM.
812
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000
IT'S, UH...
813
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
SHIT-ITISM.
814
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
[ CHUCKLING ]
815
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000
SHIT-ITISM.
816
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000
FINANCE, PICK UP LINE 5. FINANCE, LINE 5.
817
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000
THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY CAN'T TALK.
818
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING YOU WANT IN THESE PIÑATAS,
819
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
NOT JUST CANDY.
820
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
ZACH HAD YO-YOS IN HIS PIÑATA.
821
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
YO-YOS? WOW, THAT'S, UH... THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
822
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
YOU COULD DEFINITELY DO THAT IF YOU WANTED.
823
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
UH, I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY,
824
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
SO WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AROUND?
825
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF YO-YOS IF YOU WANT THEM.
826
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
HEY. HEY, WHAT'S UP? OH, HEY.
827
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
YEAH, I HAD A DROP-OFF IN THE AREA.
828
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
I THOUGHT, "SCREW IT, LET'S SETTLE UP NOW."
829
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
CAN YOU WEAR THESE UNDERWATER?
830
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,000
LET'S GO IN MY OFFICE. COME ON.
831
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
THAT IS A QUALITY MASK.
832
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000
YEAH. I'M GONNA
833
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000
GET A COUPLE OF THOSE.
834
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
LISTEN, UH, YOU CAN'T --
835
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
YOU CAN'T COME HERE DURING THE DAY
836
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
WHEN THE STORE'S OPEN LIKE THIS.
837
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000
TAKE IT EASY, JOE. I'M NOT A CRIMINAL, OKAY?
838
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
YEAH, NO, I KNOW. IT'S JUST...
839
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,000
YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU DO, IT'S NOT EXACTLY LEGAL.
840
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
I GET IT. I GET IT.
841
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000
SO, UH, I THINK $300 THIS WEEK, RIGHT?
842
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
TELL YOU THE TRUTH, IF I WASN'T DOING THIS,
843
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I WOULD CHECK OUT THE WHOLE PARTY-STORE RACKET.
844
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
845
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
PLANNING ALL THE FUN SHIT THEY'RE GONNA DO.
846
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
IT'S A GOOD ATMOSPHERE.
847
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
EVERYBODY'S FRICKING SMILING OUT THERE.
848
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
EXCEPT THE PUERTO RICAN OLD DUDE.
849
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
850
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
YEAH. THAT'S CARLOS.
851
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
HE'S -- HE DON'T SMILE MUCH, NO, BUT HE'S GOOD.
852
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
HE'S A GOOD GUY.
853
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT? YOU WANT SOMETHING?
854
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
UH...HOW ABOUT SATURDAY? WHAT'S THE, UH --
855
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
WHAT'S THE OVER/UNDER ON THE SATURDAY GAME?
856
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
158. YOU THROWING THIS OUT?
857
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
YOU CAN HAVE THAT.
858
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
UH, LET'S SEE. GIVE, UM...
859
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
UH...
860
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000
GIVE ME $2,000 ON THE OVER.
861
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
WHOA.
862
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
$2,000?
863
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?
864
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
YEAH. HEY, IT'S A NEW DAY, RIGHT?
865
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000
NEW DAY.
866
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
NEW JOE.
867
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000
YEAH? WELL, NEW COKE SUCKED, SO BE CAREFUL.
868
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
YEAH, I'M OKAY, BUT THAT'S IT.
869
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000
YEAH, LET'S GO WITH THAT. $2,000, OVER.
870
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
OKAY, WEIRD JOE, YOU GOT IT.
871
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000
WHAT DO YOU GOT, SOME KIND OF NEW SYSTEM YOU'RE TRYING OUT?
872
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
'CAUSE THAT NEVER WORKS.
873
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000
I DON'T -- DO YOU WANT TO TALK ME OUT OF IT?
874
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE THE WORST SALESMAN EVER.
875
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
HEY, THIS SHIT SELLS ITSELF.
876
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
I'M LIKE A HOOKER.
877
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
I COULD TELL YOU MY PUSSY STINKS AND IT'S TOO BIG.
878
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000
BUT IF YOU'RE HORNY, YOU'RE STILL GONNA POKE IT.
879
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
SO, NO MORE COMING DURING THE DAY, RIGHT?
880
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
RIGHT. GOT IT. OKAY.
881
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
HEY, NO, NO, NO. GO OUT THAT WAY.
882
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
YEAH, THAT'S THE PARKING LOT RIGHT THERE.
883
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
YOUR CAR'S RIGHT THERE.
884
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
ALL RIGHT, CATCH YOU NEXT TIME.
885
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
ALL RIGHT.
886
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000
[ SIGHS ]
887
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
HMM.
888
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:29,000
SO, WHERE ARE YOUR TWO BUDDIES?
889
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
YEAH. YEAH, THOSE GUYS.
890
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
UM, THEY FOUND OUT YOU'RE 25,
891
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
SO I THINK THEY'RE BOTH HOME TAKING A COLD SHOWER.
892
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
[ Laughing ] OH!
893
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
THEY'RE CUTE.
894
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
YEAH, WELL, YOU WON'T THINK IT'S CUTE
895
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
WHEN THEY'RE OUTSIDE WITH THEIR PENISES
896
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
PRESSED UP AGAINST THE GLASS.
897
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH.
898
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
899
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
900
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
WHOA! HEY!
901
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
RIGHT?
902
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
[ TIRES SCREECH ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
903
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
[ DOOR OPENS ]
904
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
GET OFF THE PHONE, YOU --
905
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
HEY!
906
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
[ INTRO TO COVEN'S "ONE TIN SOLDIER" PLAYS ]
907
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
COME HERE, ASSHOLE.
908
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
HEY, HEY!
909
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
[ TIRES SCREECHING ] ♪ LISTEN, CHILDREN, TO A STORY ♪
910
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
♪ THAT WAS WRITTEN LONG AGO ♪
911
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
912
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
[ LAUGHS ]
913
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
♪ AND A VALLEY FAR BELOW ♪
914
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
MIKE: Yo, Claude? Yo, man.
915
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Claude? Claude, pick up.
916
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
HEY, WHO'S THIS?
917
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000
This is Mike. Who's this? Where's Claude?
918
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
HEY, MIKE. THIS IS TERRY.
919
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
CLAUDE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU
920
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
THAT HE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE.
921
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
AND THE REASON IS BECAUSE HE'S A DICK.
922
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
♪ GO AHEAD AND CHEAT A FRIEND ♪
923
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000
♪ DO IT IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN ♪
924
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000
♪ YOU CAN JUSTIFY IT IN THE END ♪
925
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
♪ THERE WON'T BE ANY TRUMPETS BLOWING ♪
926
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
♪ ON THE JUDGMENT DAY ♪
927
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
♪ ON THE BLOODY MORNING AFTER ♪
928
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Claude: HEY!
929
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
WOW. HE'S FAST. ♪ ONE TIN SOLDIER RIDES AWAY ♪
930
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,000
THEY'LL BE UP THERE.
931
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
♪ OOH, HOO, HOO ♪
932
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
[ LAUGHS ]
933
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:29,000
♪ ONE TIN SOLDIER RIDES AWAY ♪
934
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
935
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
936
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
[ INDISTINCT TALKING OVER P.A. ]
937
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000
WHAT'S GOING ON, DADDY?
938
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
GIVE ME THE KEYS, SON.
939
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
GO ON, PICK WHICHEVER ONE YOU'D LIKE.
940
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
OH. OH, OKAY, UM...
941
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
942
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000
I, UM...
943
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
THANK YOU.
944
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
[ ENGINE REVS ]
945
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
946
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
947
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
REALLY?
948
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
YOU LIKE IT?
949
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
[ CHUCKLES ] HERE, CHECK THIS OUT.
950
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
[ ALARM CHIRPS ] MM.
951
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
PLENTY OF ROOM FOR FOOTBALL EQUIPMENT.
952
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
[ LAUGHS ]
953
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
YEAH.
954
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
I'M GONNA TAKE IT BACK TOMORROW.
955
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000
BUT TODAY... [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
956
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
WE'RE JUST PISSING OFF MARCUS.
957
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
HMM? HEY, SWEETIE.
958
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000
[ Chuckling ] HEY.
959
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE CALL TODAY.
960
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
ANYTIME.
961
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
YOU GOT A CORVETTE OUT OF IT.
962
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
963
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
FOR ONE NIGHT.
964
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
965
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
966
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000
SO... YOU GOT IN THE CAR?
967
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
GOT IN. DROVE ABOUT A HALF MILE AWAY.
968
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
DUDE WAS FAST. YOU KNOW, FOR A BIG GUY.
969
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
LIKE, LIKE STEROIDS-FAST.
970
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
THAT IS, UH...I DON'T KNOW. IS THAT STUPID OR GREAT?
971
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
BOTH. THROW IT UNDERNEATH.
972
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
OH!
973
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
WHOA!
974
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
WOW. I MEAN, THAT GUY WAS ABOVE THE BACKBOARD ON THAT ONE.
975
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
HUH?
976
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
YOU WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN? HANG ON.
977
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
NO, THEY'RE GONNA DO A REPLAY. DON'T DO THAT.
978
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
OH, THIS THING IS AWESOME.
979
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000
YOU CAN SLO-MO THE SLO...MO.
980
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
NICE!
981
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
OKAY, WELCOME TO THE 20th CENTURY.
982
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
ACTUALLY, IT'S THE 21st CENTURY.
983
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
YEAH, THAT'S THE JOKE, DICKHEAD.
984
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW.
985
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
I KNOW.
986
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
ALL RIGHT, PUT THE GAME BACK.
987
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
YEAH, OKAY, WELL, WATCH THIS, HUH?
988
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
I CAN GO FRAME BY FRAME.
989
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
STOP, PUT THE GAME ON.
990
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
WAIT.
991
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
UM...OH, SHIT.
992
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
INPUT. INPUT.
993
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
WAIT. WAIT. HOLD ON.
994
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
NO, YOU -- YOU HIT THE "VIDEO" INSTEAD OF THE "INPUT."
995
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
"VIDEO INPUT"?
996
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE.
997
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
COME ON. IT'S THE END OF THE GAME.
998
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
8 SECONDS NOW.
999
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
[ SCOFFS ]
1000
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
[ REMOTE BEEPS ]
1001
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1002
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
SO, YOU'RE GAMBLING AGAIN?
1003
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
WHAT? NO.
1004
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
THEY'RE UP 10 POINTS.
1005
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
WHY DO YOU CARE IF THE LAST SHOT GOES IN?
1006
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
1007
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
JUST PLAY THE STUPID GAME. COME ON.
1008
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
[ REMOTE BEEPS ]
1009
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000
NOT FUNNY. PLAY IT.
1010
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,000
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? SERIOUSLY?
1011
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
YOU SCREWED UP YOUR MARRIAGE WITH THIS SHIT,
1012
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
AND NOW YOU'RE BACK AT IT AGAIN?
1013
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
I AM NOT GAMBLING.
1014
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? TURN IT TO THE TRAVEL CHANNEL.
1015
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I THINK THEY'VE GOT THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS ON.
1016
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
WE CAN WATCH SOME HIGH-DEF BULL SNOT.
1017
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
WELL, YOU KNOW, MELISSA WAS WATCHING THIS COOKING SHOW,
1018
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE LITTLE BEADS OF JUICE.
1019
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. TURN IT OFF, DICKS.
1020
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
TURN IT OFF, ALL RIGHT. I DON'T CARE.
1021
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
YES, YOU DO. YOU'RE LYING.
1022
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
NO, I'M NOT LYING.
1023
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
FINE.
1024
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
[ REMOTE BEEPING ]
1025
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
OH, GOD, YOU GUYS. YOU KNOW.
1026
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
FIRST -- LISTEN TO ME. I'M AN ADULT.
1027
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, ALL RIGHT.
1028
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
YOU ASSHOLE. THERE IT IS.
1029
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
THERE IT IS.
1030
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
WELL, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M AN ADULT.
1031
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
I-I-I CAN MAKE UP MY OWN MIND, ALL RIGHT.
1032
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
I'M 47 YEARS OLD!
1033
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
47?
1034
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE 48.
1035
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
NO. YOU CAN'T BE 47,
1036
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
BECAUSE I'M 49.
1037
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
I -- OH, SHIT. HOW OLD AM I?
1038
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
MELISSA, HOW OLD IS JOE?
1039
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
HE'S 48.
1040
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000
YOU'RE 48, MAN. HOLY SHIT.
1041
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
YOU KNOW, EITHER WAY, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE GAMBLING, OKAY?
1042
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
YES, IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU GO AROUND ALL MOPEY
1043
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
TALKING ABOUT GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH SONIA.
1044
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
SO WHAT I FIND REALLY AMAZING IS THAT YOU THINK
1045
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHILE YOU'RE PULLING THIS SHIT.
1046
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
I'M NOT PULLING ANY SHIT.
1047
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
IF YOU WANT THERE TO BE ANY CHANCE OF SAVING
1048
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
YOUR MARRIAGE --
1049
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000
THERE IS NO CHANCE! THERE'S NO CHANCE, OKAY?!
1050
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
THERE -- I TALKED TO HER TODAY!
1051
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
AND I ASKED HER IF WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE,
1052
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
AND SHE SAID YES!
1053
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
OKAY?!
1054
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
YOU GUYS.
1055
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME, "MOVE ON."
1056
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
I-I'M MOVING ON. ALL RIGHT?
1057
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
SO THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
1058
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
WE'RE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE, ALL RIGHT?
1059
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
SO I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT.
1060
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
GET OFF MY BACK.
1061
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
YOU'RE SEEING SOMEBODY?
1062
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
NO. I'M...I'M NOT.
1063
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
THERE'S OPPORTUNITIES, THOUGH.
1064
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
"OPPORTUNITIES."
1065
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
HEY. WELL, ALL RIGHT.
1066
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
1067
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
NOBODY.
1068
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
IT'S NOT THE CASHIER FROM THE STORE, IS IT?
1069
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
THE HEAVY GAL?
1070
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
SERIOUSLY, THAT'S WHO YOU GO TO RIGHT AWAY?
1071
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
THAT'S -- THAT'S ME?
1072
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
NO, I JUST FIGURED, YOU KNOW,
1073
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
YOU START WITH... THE LOW-HANGING FRUIT.
1074
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
WHO IS IT?
1075
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
1076
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
THERE'S NOBODY, MAN.
1077
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
NOBODY. THERE -- THERE WAS A WOMAN AT THE HOTEL.
1078
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000
I WENT TO A THING, AND SHE MADE OUT WITH ME.
1079
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
YES, SIR!
1080
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
OH, THAT BOY!
1081
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
YEAH, OKAY.
1082
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
WAS SHE HEAVY?
1083
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
OKAY, OKAY.
1084
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
ALSO, I'M NOT SAYING THE --
1085
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
THE FANTASY WOMAN WAS FLIRTING WITH ME,
1086
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
BUT...THERE WAS SOMETHING. IT WAS SOMETHING.
1087
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
UM, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE WITH THAT WOMAN.
1088
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
NONE. WHICH IS -- WHICH IS --
1089
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
WHICH IS FINE.
1090
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
LET'S JUST, UH, STAY FOCUSED ON REALITY, YOU KNOW?
1091
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
YOU KNOW, LOOK, I MEAN, THIS -- THIS TALK
1092
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
YOU HAD WITH SONIA,
1093
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
RIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD.
1094
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
YEAH. IT'S GOOD.
1095
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
IT'S GOOD, DUDE.
1096
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,000
I MEAN, WE'RE, UM... WHAT?
1097
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
WE'RE PROUD OF YOU.
1098
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000
YEAH, OKAY.
1099
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
NO, NO, I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT.
1100
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
1101
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
ALSO, YOU -- I LOVE YOU.
1102
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
I LOVE YOU, JOE.
1103
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
OKAY, SHUT UP. NO, NO!
1104
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
NO, NO, WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET IT ALL OUT?
1105
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
STOP IT, MAN. JUST STOP IT.
1106
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,000
THIS IS BULLSHIT. COME ON, LET'S BRING IT IN.
1107
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
BRING IT IN, GUYS. GET OVER HERE.
1108
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
BRING IT IN RIGHT HERE. WE DID THIS
1109
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
AT MY BACHELOR PARTY.
1110
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
YEAH! COME ON!
1111
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
ALL RIGHT. GOOD, GOOD.
1112
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
ALL RIGHT. ALL DONE. CAN WE WATCH THE END, MAN?
1113
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
THERE'S HALF A SECOND LEFT.
1114
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
OH, MY GOD.
1115
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
FINE, YOU DEGENERATE.
1116
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Announcer: PUTS UP A 3!
1117
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
1118
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
AT THE BUZZER! POINTER AT THE BUZZER! 3-POINTER AT THE BUZZER!
1119
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
YEAH. THAT'S A BUZZER-BEATER. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, HULK?
1120
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
MR. HULK!
1121
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I GUESS HE WON.
1122
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
1123
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
SERIOUSLY? YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
1124
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
YOU GOT A PROBLEM? YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
1125
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
HUH?
1126
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
[ GRUNTING ]
1127
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
[ AIR HISSING ]
1128
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
I'VE GOT TO GO.
1129
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000
YEAH, UM... IT'S KIND OF LATE.
1130
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000
WE'LL, UH, DO SOME HIKING IN THE MORNING, OKAY, BUDDY?
1131
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
YEAH. 6:30, RIGHT?
1132
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
YEAH. SOUNDS GOOD. SURE.
1133
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
HEY, UH, I'M SORRY ABOUT...
1134
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
OH, WELL, IT -- IT WAS -- IT WAS LEAKING ANYWAY.
1135
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
I'VE GOT ALL OF THIS INFLATABLE CRAP AT THE STORE.
1136
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
SO, YOU KNOW, LET THE KIDS COME DOWN,
1137
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000
THEY CAN PICK OUT WHATEVER THEY WANT.
1138
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OUT OF THE HULK, THOUGH.
1139
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
IT'S FINE.
1140
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
[ SIGHS, SNIFFLES ]
1141
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000
ALL RIGHT, SO I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
1142
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
1143
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
DIDN'T YOU DRIVE HIM HERE?
1144
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
YEAH.
1145
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,000
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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