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Original subtitles

WE WANT TO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE IN SOUTHEAST ASIA

WHO DREAM TO PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP.

THIS FILM IS FICTIONAL

AND NOT BASED ON ANY EXISTING ORGANIZATIONS,

INDIVIDUALS, AGENCIES, OR REAL EVENTS.

This is the moment Thai soccer fans have been waiting for.

Thailand's first World Cup.

The players are making their way onto the pitch.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is the man responsible for the reason why we are all here today.

Pongnarin Ulice,

the greatest coach in Thai history.

What are you doing?

PONGNARIN TO TAKE THAILAND TO THE WORLD CUP

My nephew is coming.

This time,

Thailand is going to make it to the World Cup.

-What should I bet on this time? -You can't go any further.

-Checkmate! -Black tea, please.

-Great. -I only have Nescafe.

-Did you lose again? -No.

-Good. -Last night, I won big.

Good.

I'll win big on tonight's match for sure.

You're going to be rich, right?

Then pay your gambling debts.

Yeah, I haven't forgotten.

Right.

If Chelsea win on Saturday, you can have it all.

Not again.

You can't keep doing that.

Have I ever stiffed you?

Saturday, I'll pay up.

You can't. Not this time.

Or...

Is our football whiz stone broke?

You shit!

Don't look down on me.

I have a lot of money in the bank.

Money in the bank, are you sure?

Mui.

I'll buy the whole lot of lottery tickets.

All of it?

That will be 27,300 baht.

I'll give you the extra 25,000 baht next time.

-Ming! -Ming.

-What about your gambling debt? -Dad.

-She gave me-- -And you haven't paid for your coffee.

The officials will select the winning two-digit lottery prize.

We are going to announce the winning number.

The winning last two-digit prize

is...

two

and seven.

-I repeat. -Christ!

Two and seven.

Now, Mr. Jira,

-Chatuchak District Attorney... -Hello?

...will draw the number for us.

The winning lottery prize...

-Tonight? Fine. -...from Government Lottery Office

is ready to be announced.

-I want Real Madrid and odds on Juventus -The winning

-and Liverpool. -number

-is... -Lottery?

-I bought some but lost on all of it. -five, eight,

-seven, zero, -What a crap.

two and eight.

I repeat.

The winning number

is...

the sixth set.

Number five,

eight, seven,

zero, two and eight.

-Wait. -The Government Lottery Office...

I won.

...would like congratulate

-the winners. -I... I won!

-Please appropriately buy the lottery... -Hey!

-for you own happiness. -Anyone's here? Hey! I won.

I won the lottery.

I won the lottery!

PAPAYA SALAD VENDOR SERVES UP WINNING PRIZE

184 MILLION LUCKY LADY LOTTERY WINNER

LOTTERY WINNER: PONGNARIN'S AUNT

What are you going to do with the money?

I'm going to donate it to the Thai national football squad.

The Thai national football squad.

DONATES 184 MILLION TO THAI'S WC BID

But...

Coach Pongnarin,

my nephew,

must be the team's coach.

PONGNARIN

MING WANTS PONGNARIN BACK AS COACH

FOREIGNERS PRAISE PONGNARIN

PONGNARIN WANTS TO COACH THAI TEAM

LET'S VOTE DO YOU WANT PONGNARIN TO COACH OR NOT?

OF COURSE, DON'T BOTHER, STAY IN ENGLAND

How likely is it that Pongnarin will take the reins of the national squad?

From our initial discussions,

Mr. Pongnarin has proposed an appealing strategy.

But I have to admit that the budget is quite enormous.

SUTHEE MUENBANCHA, THAI FOOTBALL FEDERATION CHAIRMAN

DEAL WITH COACH PONG ALMOST WRAPPED

COACH PONG RESIGNS TO HELM THAI TEAM

"WORLD CUP IS NO LONGER JUST A DREAM FOR THAI PEOPLE." PONGNARIN

PONGNARIN WILL ARRIVE TOMORROW AT TERMINAL ONE

PONGNARIN IS ARRIVING TOMORROW. LET'S GREET HIM AT THE AIRPORT.

WELCOME PONGNARIN

FANS WELCOME PONGNARIN

PONGNARIN BRINGS HOPES TO THAI FANS

READY TO TAKE THAI TEAM TO THE WORLD CUP QUALIFYING ROUND

Hey, Teep.

What is all this?

Don't you know?

You're our national hope.

PONGNARIN IS HERE

READY TO TAKE THAILAND TO THE WORLD CUP

Beckham, steal the ball, and win five baht.

You're on.

Quit playing around.

We'll be in trouble if we're late.

Tuk, how many fish do you need today?

They're good for some larb.

Sanglek has a way with kids.

With skills like that,

I would want him to be the father of my child.

How many fish would you like?

Sorry.

I forgot that we're going to be vegetarians tonight.

ISAN GARDEN GRILL

PONGNARIN ULICE

PONGNARIN ULICE

Pong.

Pong.

Hey, stop reminiscing over there.

Pong.

Please sign your autograph.

Come here.

That's too many. My hand will cramp.

Please.

I need them for my customers.

Please help me make a living, okay?

Sure.

Sign right here.

Right.

Here's your coffee, coach.

-Let me see. -Thank you.

You're welcome.

Is that your new cook?

That's Ting from Arvee.

Sanglek's mother.

He plays in the Thai League.

I told you about him.

But now he's made the Arvee national squad.

Madam Ming!

Big news!

Arvee entered the qualifying round.

-Hello, coach. -Hi.

You're up early today, Pong.

How did that happen?

Weren't they eliminated already?

This is how it went.

One of the teams withdrew,

which opened a qualifying spot,

and Arvee was chosen as the replacement.

How come? Let me see.

-Where? I can't see your breaking news. -Right here.

"Lucky losers, Arvee,

enter the qualifying round for the first time in history."

I see.

What does "lucky loser" mean?

How about that?

Are we ready to win?

Which team are we going to play?

For our group, we have India,

Uzbekistan,

and North Korea.

That's why...

we have to be prepared!

I've proposed to take the whole team to Thailand

to have training in Pattaya.

Pattaya!

What about Pongnarin?

I'm not so sure.

Sir.

There isn't anyone more qualified than Coach Pong.

Also, the fans want him to be the coach.

That was proven in every poll that we did.

I don't care about the polls.

My main concern is getting Thailand into the World Cup.

Then...

What about the 184-million baht offer?

-What offer? -Wait.

Sir.

Haven't you been watching the news?

Above all...

I must thank everyone,

all Thai football fans,

who have supported me all along.

That's not good.

I should be more concise.

What?

Hi, coach.

My name is Jo.

I'm a regular customer here.

Can I get your autograph?

PONGNARIN ULICE: FROM FOOTBALL ACE TO DIAMOND COACH

Smile, coach.

One, two, three.

Hey, Jo.

My body is all sore.

Come here and give me a back rub.

Give me a back rub. Come on.

Madam Ming.

I'm a trainer, not a masseur.

Here's my album.

AEROBIC DANCE

Something to thrill you.

Thank you.

I'm so thrilled to meet you.

Don't worry.

He's from the same town as us.

Hey.

What time are you leaving for Pattaya?

Early afternoon.

We should get there by evening.

Why?

Nothing.

Madam Ming wants to know.

Do you have a cold?

Have you taken any medicine?

It's okay. You don't have to worry.

Give me an onion.

Hurry up!

Idiot.

Wash up, too.

Sanglek, when you're done peeling onions, bring me the garlic.

Yes, Mom.

Breaking news of the hour.

A passenger bus veered off the road into a ditch

on Udon Thani Highway.

Twenty passengers were seriously injured.

Sixteen suffered minor injuries.

But there was no loss of life.

The bus was carrying the Arvee football team

who is on its way to have a training in Thailand.

Including the players,

staff, and coaches,

there were 35 people on the bus in total.

Arvee became the lucky loser team

to enter the qualifying round of the World Cup

after Nepal and Philippines withdrew from the competition.

But they may be forced to withdraw after this accident.

Hurry up, Pong, or we'll be late.

LUCKY LOSER, ARVEE ENTERS THE QUALIFYING ROUND: MAKES HISTORY

I'd like to go to Udon

to check on my friends.

If they're fine, I'll be back right away.

Go ahead.

Don't worry.

But how are you going to get there?

I'll go to the corner and grab a taxi to the bus station.

Don't be silly. Come with us.

I'll drop you at the bus station. It's on my way.

I'll take you there. Come on.

Hurry, or I'll be late.

Pong, hurry up. We're late!

The National Federation is determined

to push Thailand

into the final round of the World Cup.

Hurry up. We're late.

The directors have unanimously decided to appoint...

I knew it. It's Coach Pong.

One hundred million, right?

I'm sorry.

That's not right.

The person who is going to be Thailand's national coach

-is Mr. Jose Luis Cardinho. -Hi.

-What? Cardinho? -Hello, everyone.

And the federation would like to thank

Ms. Mingkwan Ulice

for donating 184 million baht

to support the Thai national football squad.

The federation guarantees

that the donation will be spent efficiently.

Why are you still here?

Right, I forgot about you.

I'm so sorry I completely forgot.

What happened?

The coach left.

The press conference is over.

Pong isn't going to be the coach.

They chose a foreigner instead.

I'm really mad.

We've been betrayed.

I'm not giving them my money anymore.

I'd much rather give the money to the Arvee team.

Why are you not donating the money to Thai team?

Why is that?

What are you going to do with it?

Are you really going to donate the money to the Arvee team?

What about Thai team?

MING ABOUT FACE DONATES 184 MILLION TO ARVEE

MING GOING MAD PUSHES PONG TO COACH ARVEE

ARVEE GOT LUCKY BOTH MONEY AND COACH

MR. BUNTERNG ARVEE FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION CHAIRMAN

I'd prefer Pongnarin as a coach.

He has a world-class experience.

But if the Brazilian coach can take us to the World Cup, then that's great.

Pongnarin is great.

I guess Pongnarin will have to prove himself more.

The Brazilian is okay.

I don't see why he's going to coach the Arvee team.

Is he that confident with his skills?

We've heard some opinions

from Thai football fans.

Mr. Buranath, can you give us your opinion

on the current turmoil in the Thai Football Federation?

Personally, I was surprised as well.

I'm an avid fan of Coach Pongnarin's.

But that aside,

I respect the federation's decision.

I'm sure Coach Pong would concede that Cardinho is an exceptional coach.

Therefore, I think saying he'd be better off coaching Arvee

is overstepping his boundaries,

even though he has every right.

If he wants to snub the federation or the nation,

I think it's highly inappropriate.

See, look at all the trouble you've caused.

Hey.

I spoke in anger.

But I can't take it back now.

I'm really sorry, Madam Ming.

And to you too, Pong.

I'm the secretary and I couldn't even do anything.

See how happy the Arvee people are.

PONGNARIN CHOOSES ARVEE

Perhaps we should really do this.

Is that a good idea?

It's an excellent idea.

On behalf of the Arvee Football Association,

I'd like to thank Ms. Mingkwan and Coach Pongnarin

for volunteering to help our team.

I've prepared a welcome party in Arvee City for you.

If there isn't any problem,

I can call the federation and let them know we can still compete.

Wait.

I haven't made any decision yet.

Really?

I had a feeling

a topflight coach

like Pongnarin

wouldn't want to coach an underdog like Arvee.

It's okay.

I'll make the phone call and...

withdraw the team from the competition.

I'm going to call now.

I'm about to call them now.

Come on, Sanglek, let's head back.

Wait.

Hello, dear Arvee Sport Radio listeners.

Today, Coach Pongnarin,

a top-class Thai coach has arrived in Arvee City.

Please welcome him to Principality of Arvee,

our country by the South China Sea

with major exportation

and with non-aligned policy.

This is our squad.

Pisay is the captain and defender.

Kraisorn is assistant coach.

Lumnow and Bundee are midfielders.

And that's Tong Daeng.

Srimaen is the former goalie coach,

now he's a goalie.

Including Sanglek, that's makes six.

Now, you've got to fill the rest of the roster.

Yeah, I like that one.

That number two, he plays fullback.

It's really fun.

It's fun to watch him attack.

Really great!

Right now,

we don't have any strikers.

We need to find at least three or four.

But from what I've seen from the taped matches,

we need to work on defense and quick counterattacks.

Right. Here.

That is Tom, son of a vendor.

He's hardworking and skilled.

He's been on television too.

Tom!

What are you doing?

Everything is wrecked.

They are for sale!

Coach.

I have two friends I used to play football with.

I'd like you to give them a tryout.

How are you, Dueng?

This is Kamdueng.

He likes to say a smart striker uses his head, not his foot.

I've stopped playing football.

Hurry up, man.

Try coming to the practice.

If it doesn't work, you can quit.

You'll also get a per diem.

Yes. Hey!

You lost. Pay up, man.

Pay up.

Pay up now.

Come on, pay up.

Hey.

Can I include the old debts as well?

No.

If you don't pay,

I'm going to chop off your legs.

How much does he owe you?

I'll settle his debts.

But you have to join the training session.

Do you have enough cash?

He owes us a lot.

How much?

Five million.

Phusamhing is good at almost every sport.

He played football in junior high.

But he stopped playing in high school.

He said it's not cool. Girls don't like it.

Girls, where are you going? You look so beautiful.

Hey, Sang.

Long time no see. What's up?

-Hey, Mhing. -What?

I want you to play for the national team.

Interested?

No one is into Arvee football.

Hey, it's not like before.

We've made it to the qualifying round this year.

-Take a photo with me. -Hey, girl.

-Is he that famous? -Totally.

Sanglek is a national football player. He's really famous.

I've got to get his autograph.

Yo, when does the practice start?

PHUSAMHING

KAMDEUNG

I'm whacked.

Fifty laps.

Who can run that far?

Coach said, in England, you have to run even farther.

Take a two-minute break,

then run 20 more laps.

Sticky rice, too.

Who cooked the food?

I did. You can't eat it?

It's edible.

But it's not good for the players.

It has too much fat and high cholesterol.

It's low in protein.

It's doesn't conform to dietary standards, Aunt.

Athletes need to eat food that is rich in protein,

which would provide them a lot of energy,

such as pasta.

I see.

I didn't know.

Let's do this, then.

I'll bring Tuk to help me out with the cooking.

-She's studying at culinary school. -Okay.

Hey.

Let's celebrate this tiring day, man.

Players of the Arvee team must refrain from drinking alcohol.

We've got a match coming up. Keep the discipline.

Good evening, dear viewers.

Let's welcome the Arvee football team.

This is the first qualifying match for Zone Asia Group A.

Today, our Arvee team is hosting North Korea.

Now, Arvee has the opening kickoff.

Today, the Arvee side is dressed in red uniform,

-while North Korea is in white. -We've got a fighting chance.

They're just trying us out.

Park Sung Young passes the ball to number ten.

Heads it for a goal.

-I knew it. -Arvee gives up their first goal

to a header by Ahn Moo-hoon.

North Korea's long ball into Arvee territory.

Srimaen, our skilled goalie, catches it.

Arvee goes on the offensive.

But Pisay's pass is intercepted by number eight.

He shot past Phusamhing and simply into the goal.

North Korea leads Arvee

by two to zero.

Sanglek has the ball.

He dribbles past two defenders.

Can he make it?

He is stopped by the third.

North Korea has the ball

and passes it back up.

Number eight, Ryu Hong Sun gets through.

Rounds off Srimaen

and sends the ball into the net.

Arvee gives up its third goal at the end of the first half.

What was that disaster?

Our game plan is to counterattack.

If you just play as you like,

how are we going to beat them?

Focus. Focus.

Playing football requires finesse and precision.

You can't rely on raw instinct.

If you don't want to lose,

you better go out and get some goals.

Go, Arvee!

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Hey!

Now, listen up team!

Anyone who gets a goal,

I'm going to pay ten million each!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

North Korea scores again.

Another goal sinks Arvee, five goals to none.

I think Coach Pong

will need more time to adjust and improve the Arvee side.

We've made it to the qualifying round anyway.

Right? Let's go, dear.

THAI BEATS JORDAN 2-0

ARVEE DEFEATED BY NORTH KOREA

THAI BEATS JORDAN 2-0 WON THREE POINTS

ARVEE LOSES

THAI BEATS JORDAN 2-0 ARVEE LOSES 0-5

Kids.

What are you doing?

We're marking the wall with the ball.

I see that.

Why are you doing it?

I don't know. Grandpa told us to.

He said in the past, whenever Arvee lost,

he would get drunk to drown his sorrow.

One day, while he was drunk, he kicked the ball against the wall,

and it made a mark.

On the wall, he would write the score, and to which team Arvee lost.

Hey, there's more over there.

You better start thinking of what you're going to mark when Arvee wins.

Kids.

Help me out.

I'm lost.

What's her name?

Tukta.

She flew here just to cook for us?

She's studying culinary, so we asked her to help.

Is she your girl?

What? No.

Your mouth says one thing, but you're blushing.

She really isn't.

Look at this.

It's all Western food.

How can we eat this?

Isn't this a bit drastic?

They're Arvee people, you know?

If they don't eat fermented fish,

where will they find the strength to play ball?

Aunt.

But those local foods don't have any dietary value for athletes.

Right. I'm going to see Bunterng.

I want a physical trainer for the team.

Not sure if we can find one.

Why do you want one?

To keep everyone fit and train the team.

Just one more move.

Why do we have to dance like this?

It's called "body combat."

It improves your agility.

-Good! -Hey, man.

-Do you think he's a fairy? -Good!

I think not.

I'm not sure if he's gay or not.

Right, I think we play too much zone defense.

It's like we're inviting them to attack.

-We should chase down the ball. -Right.

Since we can't keep possession,

we have to press the opponent to diminish their control.

-Hey! -What happened?

Excuse me.

What's your name?

Sompon.

Do you know how to play football?

SOMPON

Hot coffee, please.

That's Wernsawan.

Excuse me?

Wernsawan.

The best football player Arvee has ever seen.

If he is still playing, maybe we could do better.

Was he injured?

No.

He's facing a lifetime ban from football.

He has a short temper

and can't control himself.

He gets into fights with his opponents.

In his last match, he kicked the referee and broke his ribs.

It was a huge scandal.

This is Ngid.

Ngid is a local hunter-gatherer from the Karenni tribe.

He knows Wernsawan well.

Can't you find a less temperamental player?

Ngid, slow down.

-I'm here. -Hey!

Hurry up. It's getting late.

Wernsawan is dangerous.

From what I've seen from the tapes,

his opponents provoked him.

It's been over ten years.

He should be much calmer.

Hey!

You want a fight?

Hi, Wern.

It's like I told you.

What do you say?

Would you like to play football again?

I stopped playing a long time ago.

Football disrupts my mind.

Why don't you try it out?

I'd better not.

When I play, I lose self-control.

I don't want to hurt anyone again.

Why don't you give it a shot?

-I don't want to play. -Just a shot.

-No. -It will be fun.

No!

No, I'm too old.

Ngid, pass me the ball.

WERNSAWAN

NGID

I spent millions so you'd be comfortable. Train your hearts out, team.

-I want a room with air conditioner, then. -Sure, you can. Come on.

Come with me.

From what you've seen,

India isn't that strong as a team.

Just trust in me

as much as I trust in you.

This next match is the real deal.

Starting tomorrow, we're going to train really hard.

We'll use a 4-5-1 formation with four defenders.

Natee as a left-back.

Two center backs.

Phusamhing as a stopper.

Pisay as a sweeper.

Tong Daeng as a right-back.

Both full-backs must press in on the opponent.

If the ball gets to the two center backs,

I want you to clear the ball first.

The five midfielders will cover the zone.

Lumnow and Sompon, chase down the ball,

-and disrupt the opponent's game. -Ouch!

Why did you kick me?

Sorry, I forgot.

Wern is going to be midfield general.

If there's an opening, pass the ball for Kamdueng to setup.

Sanglek, once you get the ball,

I want you to try to draw a foul.

Don't forget that everyone must help chase down the ball in defense.

Get it?

Let's practice shooting.

Pass the ball to Kamdueng.

He'll head it back for you to shoot the goal.

Next.

Wait!

Kick the ball softly to that tall guy's head,

and when it bounces back,

slowly run in to kick the ball into the goal, okay?

But kick it with only half of your strength,

or else it will enter the stratosphere.

Broken arm?

Yes.

Broken in two halves.

It will take three months before he can play again.

Do we have enough time to find a new goalie?

That won't be necessary.

I have someone in mind.

Help me carry it.

Put it over there.

Cramps!

-Easy. -Be gentle.

-Let me see. -I'll do it.

Please be gentle.

It doesn't hurt there.

You're fine. It's only a cramp.

Gently.

Is anyone else hurt?

-No. Everyone is healthy. -No one.

You might be wondering why I'm having you practice so many penalty shots.

Players like Zico,

Baggio, Henri, or Beckham,

have all missed important penalty shots before.

Anything can happen in a football match.

-Wern. -Hey!

Be careful.

USA is out.

Guys.

Watch and see. Arvee will win the crown.

Just wait, guys.

I doubt it. Venezuela is much prettier.

She can win.

-How can you say that, Jo? -Right.

How can you say that?

-Miss Arvee is much prettier. -Venezuela's prettier.

-Arvee! -Venezuela!

You want to bet on it?

Are you sure?

Your luck hasn't been so good lately.

Let's make it 500.

-Arvee! -Arvee!

-Arvee! -Arvee!

-Arvee! -Arvee!

What's the racket all about?

It's not cold in India at this time of the year.

Are you still sick?

No.

It's just allergies.

Here.

Team.

Give me your attention.

Look who's here!

It so happens,

Petchdawan just arrived.

So I asked her to wish us all good luck.

Try your best to win.

Don't lose face to Petchdawan.

Let me take a photo with her.

-Me first! -Me too!

Aren't you going to ask for her autograph?

I'm not that crazy about celebrities.

Don't be shy.

You're just as famous as she is.

Right.

She's a beauty queen and I'm just a lousy football player.

Thanks. I have a pen.

No. I want to get your autograph.

Here's my autograph.

See you later.

Breaking news!

Big news!

Arvee has won!

Arvee?

-Arvee really won! -Can you keep that for me? I'll be back.

What's the rush?

I'm going home to mark the wall with the ball.

We won. Why do you have to mark the wall?

Yes! Nine! I won.

Wait.

Hey.

Just in time.

What's this?

Rub it on your chest, back, and neck,

so you can breathe better.

Thank you.

-Rub it every time you play or practice. -Okay.

Tukta, dear.

My heart is sore.

-What should I rub on it? -Right.

-You're crazy! -Ouch.

I may be crazy,

but is love a crime?

Sang, you're just on time.

Wait.

What are you guys doing?

Check this out.

We have to go international.

Everyone has bleached his hair. You're the last one.

For team unity, man.

I had someone to buy bleach from Thailand.

You think it's a good idea?

-How come you didn't bleach your hair? -Who says I didn't?

I did.

I was the first one.

The Uzbeks use a 4-3-3 formation for a full-on attack.

The most dangerous player is their center midfielder.

Do anything you can to stop him.

Damn it!

I can't stand this.

Whose idea was this?

Why didn't you bleach yours?

There wasn't enough bleaching product.

Sanglek, wait.

Did you rub this on?

No, I forgot.

There isn't enough time. I'll rub it after the first half.

Pull up your shirt.

Hurry up.

-Are you sure? -Yeah.

All finished. You can go.

Welcome Arvee football fans.

Today, the Arvee team is sporting a new bleached blond look.

I don't know what they were thinking.

How can this build up their team unity?

Game starts. Uzbekistan kicks off.

Chase the ball!

Arvee concede a foul early in the game.

The Uzbeks have possession

and pile up pressure for 11 Arvee players to retreat into their own half.

Arvee are still packing a tight defense.

Pongnarin's tactic today is to shield the Uzbeks' attack.

Chase the ball!

Wernsawan, Arvee's commander, has the ball.

Wernsawan to Sanglek on the left.

Sanglek bursts forward.

A tackle! He's fouled!

Arvee gets a free kick on the left flank.

-Now. -Left.

Sanglek.

Sanglek curves a long ball into the box.

It's in! It's a goal for Arvee!

Wernsawan scores for Arvee!

Arvee leads Uzbekistan 1-0.

Arvee just scored their first goal.

What are you doing?

Our next match will be in North Korea.

They say that the weather there is freezing cold.

I need to get used to it.

It's freezing in there.

What's the point of all this? Isn't it a bit sadistic?

It's a lot colder in North Korea.

We have to prepare ourselves.

There's no need to go this far.

We have to trust the coach.

Focus, Sang.

Focus.

Ngid, pass me the ball.

No, don't kick it.

Billboards smash to pieces

with the monster kick from Ngid, the number 12.

We're down to the final minutes.

The game between Arvee and North Korea

remains tied at zero.

If no one scores,

North Korea will go through to the quarterfinals.

Arvee has only seven points.

While North Korean has nine points.

Arvee needs nothing less than a win to go through.

Ngid blasts another monster kick.

It throws the North Korean goalkeeper to the ground!

This is him, Ngid, "The Clearance," sent in to clear the ball.

A draw is enough for Arvee.

It looks like Kim Eun-ji, the goalkeeper, can get back on his feet.

The match is deep into injury time.

At this point, we must say that Arvee has done all that needs to be done.

Ngid has the ball, blasts it away, and runs back into position.

The ball flies over the keeper and into the net.

In the net?

What? The ball is in!

How come? Arvee snatches a last-gasp victory!

Unbelievable! Arvee leads 1-0!

Arvee are going through the quarterfinal!

ARVEE 1-0: STEAL DRAMATIC VICTORY TO ENTER QUARTERFINALS

ARVEE WON

PONGNARING BOASTS: ARVEE READY FOR THE WORLD CUP

THAILAND WINS GROUP B AFTER BEATING JORDAN 3-0

You lose because you never try

It's a shame

It's a shame

Don't hide it

If it's for someone you care

Give it your best

In love, there's nothing fair

-Happy, huh? -If you hide it

You've exerted great effort preparing this.

They won't know about it

Wow, we will play with Iran, Japan, and Qatar.

Do we even have a chance to win?

Everything is possible in a football game.

GOAL: TO THE WORLD CUP

Captain.

We'll be playing the heavyweights.

Do you think we have any chance?

Hey.

We have a great coach.

At least, if we finish third in the group,

we'll earn a quota to be in a playoff.

If we won,

we'll play with the winner from Central America.

And with another win, we'll proceed to the World Cup.

I donโ€™t get it.

It's too complicated.

Who are we going to compete first?

Iran.

Looks like a long queue.

Shouldn't we take a shower together, so we won't have to wait?

-No. -No.

I can wait. No rush.

We can wait, right?

I've got cramps. Help!

It's all right! I'm fine!

Help! I'm okay now!

I'm fine!

Help!

THAI STRIKER DEFECTS TO ARVEE

Do you know the Thai player who's going to play with us?

Yes, but we never talked.

We played for different clubs.

He was Thai League's top scorer.

Why do you want to play for Arvee?

I want to make my father's dream come true.

On his deathbed,

he told me...

"You must join the national squad

and play in the World Cup."

And I trust you.

I have faith in you.

I believe that you can make our dream come true.

I'm asking you seriously.

Give me a chance, coach.

We suffered the same tragedy.

We were rejected by our own people.

Do it as a favor for me, coach.

Go! Run!

How are you doing, Sanglek?

Remember me?

I'm Saman.

Thai League's top scorer who beat you by a couple of goals.

Don't worry.

Now we're in the same squad.

You pass, I score. I pass, you score.

Having us on the same team is like two tigers unleashed.

I'm Saman, man.

Hey, stay focused!

What devil has got into you?

You think you're on top of the world?

You boys think you're celebrities?

Where's your focus and discipline?

You think you'll die and go to heaven now that we're in the last eight?

Whose phone is it?

Must be Miss Universe calling.

From now on,

switch off all communication devices during practice.

Tell everyone not to call you during the training session.

I don't care if it's your parents,

your family,

or girlfriends.

Where are you? Yes, I'll call you back.

I'll bet on Liverpool.

Hey, Sang.

Set me up for a goal when you spot a chance okay?

I'll rip their defense apart

with my incredible speed.

But the coach told us to play defense.

Come on.

To play great football...

is to attack.

I'm too good to play defensive tactics.

Saman's dribble is blocked again.

-Damn it. What's he doing? -Arvee's new striker

has recently rescinded his Thai nationality.

He earned his cleats as Thai League's top scorer.

Skilled he is.

But he's not a team player.

Iran's counterattack.

The ball is in the box. Number eight charges. It's a goal!

Iran is up 1-0.

Saman!

Why don't you stick to the game plan?

We have to attack when we have a chance.

That's exactly the reason why they scored.

Cut it out!

Let's play. We still have time.

Iran doubled their lead. Again, from number eight.

A clear header from Kahlil Karimi since he's left unmarked.

Iran are up 2-0.

What are you doing?

Run!

Chase the ball!

Karimi has the ball again.

He's storming forward.

Phusamhing tackles.

This is dangerous for Arvee.

What did the referee say?

Phusamhing is shown the red card!

It's a professional foul.

Penalty for Iran.

It's a goal!

Hamid Daiei sends the ball past the keeper.

Iran are up 3-0.

Arvee decides to take Saman off.

Number 11, Bundee, is coming on.

There's a fight. Wernsawan is cooking trouble

with Kahlil Karimi from Iran.

What? Has he gotten hit?

Karimi is down.

The Japanese referee rushes over.

This foul play is unprofessional.

And it's another red card! Can you believe it?

What will they do next? Oh, Wernsawan is charging at the referee.

Wernsawan lost his temper now.

His teammates now

-try to hold him back. -Stop it, boys. Stop it!

Boys, don't fight!

Stop it! Don't fight!

I don't know where to begin.

I could lecture you until tomorrow.

I'm not saying that if you'd stuck to the tactic, we would've won.

But at least if you'd listened to me,

it wouldn't have been this humiliating.

Where is Wern?

It's your fault, Saman.

You spoiled our game plan.

I did my best.

You guys don't know how to play decent football.

You're only good at committing fouls.

Shut up, Thai boy!

You have no heart to fight for Arvee.

You're playing for your own glory.

What about your coach?

Isn't he also a Thai?

What about the woman who feeds your team?

Even the chef?

-They're all Thai, aren't they? -I never asked for your charity.

Don't think that your money can buy us.

Madam.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

Forget it.

It's all right, Pisay.

Let it rest.

Arvee and Thailand are like siblings.

When we fight, it's like a sibling fight.

From now on, we're one and the same, be it Thai or Arvee.

Saman's mother came from Arvee.

And me, I'm 100 percent Northeastern Thai.

Right?

We speak the same language anyway, don't we?

ARVEE TO THE WORLD CUP?

PONGNARIN'S HEADACHE AS IN-FIGHTING BREAKS OUT

I'm sorry, Aunt.

Sorry for what?

We haven't been eliminated.

It was just one defeat,

and you're acting like it's the end of the world.

Our World Cup dream is going to end in this round.

Who cares?

I still have a big stash of cash left.

If we're knocked out, I'll fly everyone to go see the World Cup.

Coach.

-I'm sorry. -Wait.

Why aren't you changed yet?

I thought you had kicked me out.

If you don't get changed in three minutes,

you're out.

Are you not feeling well?

No, I'm fine.

-Can we get your autograph? -Can we get your autograph?

You're so cute.

What's your name?

It's Pim.

Excuse me. I need to use the restroom.

Sanglek, you have a missed call.

TUKTA

You have a cold?

No.

Just allergies.

With some balm. I'll be fine.

She's gone back to Bangkok?

When did she leave?

This morning.

She said she'd drop by her house in Udon Thani first.

I didn't want to keep her here since school has started.

We've got help. You boys won't starve without her.

Good evening, dear viewers.

Welcome to the live broadcast of the World Cup Zone Asia qualifying match.

This is the first leg of a crucial play-off

between Thailand and Arvee.

Played at the National Stadium in Arvee City.

Let's take a look at both team's qualifying campaigns.

Arvee began the quarter finals with a humiliating defeat

after being thrashed 0-7 by Iran.

They visited Japan and suffered a 1-0 loss.

They drew Qatar 1-1 at home, but lost 0-1 in the away game.

Then came the surprise from Arvee, 1-0 home victory over Japan.

Before holding Iran to a goalless draw.

This vital match has kicked off.

Arvee, wearing blue, kick off the match. While Thailand is in all-red outfit.

Let's see what Arvee will play against Thai.

Vitoon intercepts the ball and passes,

but it's offside!

ARVEE - THAI

Anurak passes a long ball, but it's offside again.

Thailand open aggressively, but get caught by the offside trap.

Could that be Pongnarin's tactic?

Setting the offside trap against Thai.

Now, Wernsawan passes to Sanglek who turns around and charges.

He's loose! It's one on one with the goalie!

Slides and knocks the ball in!

Arvee goes ahead at the end of the first half!

Unbelievable.

As expected, this Arvee team

can play fast counterattack and it's all Thai's fault.

Let's continue our live broadcast.

The second half is about to start.

Five minutes to go, and Arvee is still leading with 1-0.

Thailand presses nonstop,

but Arvee's defense is a tough one.

Thai want at least one goal to level.

If they have an away goal, next match in Thailand,

they'll have an advantage.

Now! They level!

It's a goal. Vitoon levels for Thailand!

The game is tied 1-1!

That's the final whistle.

It's a 1-1 draw between Arvee and Thailand

in Arvee City.

The second leg in Bangkok

will decide the World Cup destiny of both nations.

ARVEE 1-1 THAI

They are tied. It's unbelievable.

Pongnarin shakes hands with Thai and Arvee players.

But he seems disappointed with the result.

His team almost won.

And now he faces a do-or-die match in his home country.

He certainly looks stressed out.

No one could feel more pressure than he does right now.

THAI FANS SIGH IN RELIEF FROM NEAR LOSS NEXT MATCH IS MAKE-OR-BREAK

VITOON LEVEL 1-1 CARDINHO ADMITS, ARVEE IS TOUGH

PONGNARIN AT THE CROSSROADS:

THE TIE ADD MORE PRESSURE ON PONGNARIN

PONGNARIN WILL TAKE ARVEE TO THE WORLD CUP

DUTY OR HEART

WHAT WOULD HE CHOOSE?

Such a shame.

We almost did it.

Should we appoint Adisorn as a coach?

But we must believe in Pongnarin.

He has brought us this far.

GOAL: TO THE WORLD CUP

ARVEE 1-1 THAI

People may be wondering

about how I'll maintain my position

at situations like this.

I'm Thai.

And like all Thais.

I've always dreamed of seeing Thailand in the World Cup.

My aunt,

Mingkwan Ulice,

is also a supporter of the Thai team.

All her life, she's dreamed of seeing Thailand in the World Cup.

But now,

Mingkwan

has a responsibility as an Arvee team manager.

And myself,

as their coach,

my priority as a coach...

is to make this team win.

Emerge victory.

There's no question about it.

Tomorrow,

Arvee will fight

with heart

and dignity.

I hope that...

both Arvee and Thai football fans

will enjoy tomorrow's game.

Thank you very much.

MISS UNIVERSE VISITS FOSTER HOME

Hey.

I couldn't reach you on the phone.

I've been studying.

I've been studying hard lately.

I got a lot of work too.

Why didn't you answer your phone?

I'm just a Missed Call, not Miss Universe.

What are you doing here?

Running away from training?

Here.

Come to the match.

You're still a member of the staff.

I'm not sure.

Let me see if I'm free.

Allergies still acting up?

Smell something?

Shoot!

Damn.

SHE'S NOT THAT PRETTY

BEAUTY QUEEN MAKE ME PUKE

You'll need this.

COME BACK AND RUB THE BALM FOR ME

Look at those two lovebirds.

Yeah.

And she said they're just friends.

We're closing.

Good evening.

Welcome to the live broadcast

of the second leg of the Zone Asia Qualifying match.

This game is of paramount importance for both teams.

Thailand are hosting Arvee in Bangkok.

The winner of this second leg

will play against the winner from Zone Concacef.

And the winner of that playoff will earn a berth in the World Cup.

The most interesting match-up.

But looking at the statistics,

Thailand is in a different league from Arvee.

Especially in a crucial game like this, I'm confident that Thailand

won't shoot itself in the foot.

Arvee's trump card is Pongnarin, who's already made history as a coach.

How do you anticipate his tactic today?

Remember that...

at this point,

our chance is as good as the Thais'.

This is the game of our life.

Stay focused.

And fight with all you've got.

What if we give it all and still lose?

We're not going to lose.

We've lost enough.

Go out there and believe that we will win.

Believe in one thing. Victory.

We're going to the World Cup.

Don't you want to go to the World Cup?

What for?

Because I want to!

-Yes! -Yes!

-World Cup! -World Cup!

Arvee, please get ready for the game.

What did you say?

Brothers from Arvee, please get ready for the game.

Here.

You're asking for too much.

Hurry up.

Hey, man, hurry up.

I didn't mean to interrupt.

Mhing! Wait up!

Sang!

THAILAND

-Thailand! -Thailand!

-Thailand! -Thailand!

-Thailand! -Thailand!

Grilled squid!

Grilled squid, anyone?

A historic game is about to begin.

Today's referee is Michael Shao from Singapore,

and also the assistant referee from the same country.

Thailand kick off the match.

-Arvee in red uniform with white socks. -Chase the ball!

It's getting hairy early in the match.

Thailand's Torpong tackled hard by Sompon from Arvee.

He is down.

Thailand has a free kick.

Sukmak-anan has the ball and shakes off an Arvee player!

Passes to Vitoon.

Vitoon fires!

Toward the goal but well-caught by Tom, Arvee's goalkeeper.

Thailand started off very well, but still tied 0-0.

Ball is with Vitoon.

Vitoon's left foot shot is way off the mark!

Thailand is more aggressive in the attack, but Arvee defense is very good.

We can't underestimate them. Beware of their counterattack.

We learned a lesson from the first leg.

Sukmak-anan fires a shot!

Tom palms it out of the way.

Thailand's got a corner kick.

Pongsak sends the ball,

flying into the box.

Tom catches the ball,

and quickly throws it to Sanglek.

Sanglek.

Showing off now.

-Sending the ball... -Hands off me!

Thailand's Namchoke fouls Wernsawan.

That was harsh.

Wernsawan is down. The yellow card is shown.

-Shame. -Asshole!

Namchoke receives the first yellow card of the game.

I called you an asshole!

Hey. Calm down, mates.

No, don't.

Arvee got a free kick outside the box.

Sanglek will take the free kick.

Let's see if he's going to shoot or open it.

Sanglek kick with his left foot.

The ball is headed away.

Thailand clear the ball from their goal.

Now, it's time for Thailand's counterattack.

Anurak takes the ball to the right flank.

Nicely shifts the ball pass Arvee.

Anurak to Sukmak-anan.

Now to Vitoon.

Vitoon.

Vitoon to Anurak.

Anurak passes the ball into the box and charges!

It's in. That was beautiful!

They set it up beautifully. Thailand leads 1-0 against Arvee.

This is classic football. Thailand is up 1-0 against Arvee.

Wonderful play with a sublime one-two pass

and with a magnificent finish.

This is what I call real football!

Thailand has the momentum and presses an all-out attack.

Wernsawan returns the favor.

Namchoke is down on the pitch.

Micheal Shao, the referee shows the yellow card to Wernsawan.

Thailand will get a free kick.

What a good spot to take.

Let's see if they can make it 2-0.

Goal! Thailand doubles the lead.

It's now 2-0! Thailand is up 2-0 against Arvee.

That's the end of the first half. Thailand is leading 2-0 against Arvee.

Wern.

Watch out for number five.

He's trying to get you red-carded.

Don't let him provoke you.

I'm sorry.

So far, you guys have played well.

I've taught you how to not concede goals.

But today,

I want you to score goals.

Attack!

Don't hold back.

Boys.

Just march forward and fire at them.

You too, goalie.

Don't worry about catching the ball.

Forget stupid tactics.

We have 45 minutes left.

Give it all you've got.

In four years, you'll be singing lullabies to your kids at home.

Give it your best shot today!

Win or lose,

do it with dignity.

Understood?

The worst thing...

for a coach

is to ignore the tactics.

So, this is our tactic.

Forget all the training that we did.

And play it the way you like to play!

You mean, make a mess out of it?

Yes!

Make a bloody mess out of it!

Get it?

-Yes! -Yes!

A change of form for Arvee in the second half.

Storming forward and firing away like there's no tomorrow.

Thailand must stay composed since we have two goals in the bag.

We enjoy a better chance of going through.

To put a nail in the coffin,

we must score a third goal quickly.

Nice and easy.

Now, Saman Komsantier is coming on.

The Thai fans in the stadium are booing him.

Bringing a striker on means Arvee are going for broke.

His one-man-show...

What the hell?

...and his unnecessary diving

often costs his team dearly.

Saman bursts forward for a one-two touch to Sanglek.

Wow! It's a goal!

Thailand finally gives up a goal to a wonderful strike.

-Arvee are back in the game at 1-2. -Damn it!

Fifteen minutes to go,

and Thailand have to pack a strong defense.

He's provoking the fans.

It's a foul taking off his shirt.

Saman is shown a yellow card for taking off his shirt.

We must stay focused and not lose our nerve.

It's crucial to keep this scoreline.

GO, THAILAND

Thailand on the attack.

Vitoon dribbles inside and blasts a shot.

-Ouch! -A clash!

They are at it again.

A clash occurs between Wernsawan and Namchoke.

What is going on?

Is Wernsawan confused?

-Wernsawen is hitting himself! -What do you want from me?

-What do you want? -The referee is dumbstruck by his action.

-How should he judge this? -Tell me!

What?

Now there's substitution.

Arvee is bringing in number 12, Ngid, "The Clearance".

Thailand has to be careful.

His "clearance shot" once made the Koreans weep.

Taking Arvee through.

Namchoke is tackled hard by Ngid!

That was harsh. Might need to be substituted.

Five minutes to go in regular time.

Thailand has got another free kick in scoring range!

This is scoring range.

-Need to take this one carefully. -Interpreter.

-What is the coach shouting? -What?

What is the coach shouting?

Charge the ball.

He said to keep the ball in possession.

Otherwise...

Otherwise, they'll attack our counter.

What?

Just look at me.

Take a good look at me.

It's an advantage ball for Arvee.

The referee waves the play to continue.

Saman is brought down in the penalty box!

He might have taken a dive.

But the referee said it was the penalty!

Thailand concede a penalty in the last minutes of the match!

No doubt this is our own fault.

It was really a foul.

That's right. If Arvee level at 2-2,

they will go through due to the away-goal rule.

This is because Thailand could score only one goal in Arvee's home.

The goddess of luck is sitting on Arvee's side.

-Miss it! -Miss it!

Sanglek.

You take it.

I'm scared.

But I'm hurt.

-Miss it! -Miss it!

Good afternoon, brothers and sisters of Arvee.

Our Arvee boys fought bravely in the World Cup.

First match.

Defeated by France, 8-0.

Second match.

Defeated by Mexico, 5-0.

And in the last match,

beaten by Cameroon, 4-0.

Altogether,

we conceded 17 goals

and scored none.

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