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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Another leak. 2 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Don't worry Count, I'm here. 3 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Marcial, move that one a little to the left. 4 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Just a hair. 5 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 It's leaking everywhere. 6 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Ready for soup, Madame Baroness. 7 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:49,000 The Devil by the Tail 8 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 One fishcake for number ten. 9 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 One fishcake. One. 10 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Thank you, Miss Amelie 11 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:17,000 Don't keep calling me Miss. 12 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 It's vexing when you've already been divorced. 13 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:23,500 Divorced at 18. That's modern living for you. 14 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,500 Poor girl. 15 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:30,500 And strangely enough I blame the newspapers. 16 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,000 Evening, Amelie. 17 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Evening, Dad. 18 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000 - Where's your mother? - Working. 19 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,000 - Yep, I'm working too. - And me. 20 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 We're all working. 21 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,000 While the bourgeois stuff themselves. 22 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,000 Hey, he's finished his fishcake. 23 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Dad, can you serve him? I'm finishing my chapter. 24 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 An August evening, and I've used my 110th pot. 25 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 What pots? 26 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Chamber pots. 27 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 A hundred and ten chamber pots. 28 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 To protect my heaven. 29 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,000 Good God! 30 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Another angel has lost it's bottom. 31 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Amelie, where is your mother? 32 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 And I'm having to make their beds. 33 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Oh, George, I'd happily make fifty. 34 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 We haven't had a single guest for six months. 35 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I'll give you a hand, Mum. 36 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Now don't be silly. 37 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 This isn't the time for it. 38 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,500 Listen, Dad... 39 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,000 What a scolding! 40 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Diane, where's your mother? 41 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Hello, mum. Can I have a word? 42 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I see I'm not interrupting your accounts. 43 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 What accounts? We're living on the bread line here. 44 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 - Sell your jewels. - What jewels? 45 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,500 An earing like that could repair the roof. 46 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,500 And you want me to go out with only one earring? 47 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,500 It's just not done. 48 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,500 So, let's not mention jewelery and stop complaining. 49 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,500 Over six months we've had only one bed and breakfast. 50 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,500 One. 51 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,500 Who's he then? 52 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Well, you've seen what type of client he is. 53 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 To be profitable what we need are drunks and couples. 54 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,500 Think of it, how much couples spend! 55 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Love and wine. 56 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Everyone has a dream. 57 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Mine is to peacefully smoke a cigarette in a two bedroom apartment. 58 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Yours is to keep the castle by running a hotel. 59 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 There aren't enough customers to fill beds for mine! 60 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 You can't understand. 61 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,300 The truth is you'd be better off managing a... 62 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,000 Bordello? 63 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Bordello, hotel, it's all the same, eh Grandma? 64 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Absolutely. 65 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 But change the subject. We're in front of your cousin. 66 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 She's still innocent of these things. 67 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 But it's true, to save my roof I'd open a brothel! 68 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 For refined clients, of course. 69 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Instead of this old thing you'd have Romeo? 70 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 And why not? 71 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 All dreams. 72 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I'm going to do the serving. 73 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 As usual everything falls on my shoulders. 74 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 We're not dreaming. It's an excellent idea. 75 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 So, here's the plan. 76 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Welcome, love... And come back soon! 77 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Amelie, you'll attract the customers. 78 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 And Diane, you'll keep them. 79 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 And Jeanne? Like always she'll do nothing. 80 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 She only ever does! 81 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,500 True. 82 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 And how do I attract customers? 83 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 How about your mechanic friend? 84 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Charlie? I've already asked him. He's not hot about it. 85 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Well, go warm him to the idea. 86 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 OK! 87 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Don't annoy me! I'm working. 88 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Don't you want to see a little more of each other? 89 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 I've known you since you were this high. Enough already. 90 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Go back to your castle and leave me alone. 91 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 OK boss. 92 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 What did you want? 93 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 - That you be nice. - Really? 94 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Yep, I need you. 95 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Ah, obviously. 96 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 When you've got problems, then you come to me. 97 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 When some guy dumps you, then you call me. 98 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,000 - When you're in a scrape you only think about me? - Exactly. 99 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 - And that's why you married another guy? - I got divorced. 100 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Do you know what that's like for the family? 101 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Your family? Give over! 102 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Who are you? What's going to come of all that? 103 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,000 To earn your bread you need talent, you can't just cry for help. 104 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 But customers above all! All you've got to do is send them. 105 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 And I'd have my share, I know. In what? 106 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Well, if I don't send anyone, it's because no-one passes by. 107 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Liar. 108 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 You could, if you wanted. 109 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 So, you'll send me some customers? 110 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,000 No. 111 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 It's entertaining, at least. 112 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 What if they catch me? 113 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 You can't say anything! 114 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Really, women only ever think of themselves. 115 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Just a Saab then. 116 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Tell me. 117 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Will I see you this evening? 118 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 It's all down to you. 119 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,500 You're still wearing sunglasses? 120 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,500 Yes. 121 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,500 You can't be able to see anything. 122 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,500 Well, what would I see? Your shortcuts? 123 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,500 I'm just looking for petrol. 124 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,000 And I'm looking for sun. 125 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,500 I'm just so fed up of it. 126 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,500 I'm warning you, I'll take a plane back. 127 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,500 Hey, look, I didn't just pick you up by a whistle. 128 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:29,000 You think I'm here for your charm? 129 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I imagine, yes. 130 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Poor guy. There are a dozen like you. 131 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 So, why me? 132 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,500 You or some other guy... 133 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,500 It always ends the same. 134 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,500 What's more, I don't care. 135 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,000 Ah, petrol station! 136 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,500 Even so. 137 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,500 Full tank? 138 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,500 Super unleaded. Where are the toilets? 139 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,500 Round the back, on the right. 140 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,500 Open the bonnet, please. 141 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,500 How? 142 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,500 Unbelievable... 143 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 - 30 sir. - Ciao, kid. 144 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,000 Good acceleration, eh? 145 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Like the wind. You need to know how to handle it. 146 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 - It's never before... - It won't start? 147 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,500 Well, damn. 148 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,000 Don't budge. You can see everything there. 149 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 And how did you manage to come all the way here? 150 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,500 On the motorway, there's a diversion for road works. 151 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,000 That's not what I mean. Your engine is dead. 152 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,500 Dead! 153 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Did you hear a ticking? 154 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 All the time. 155 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Well, go on then, fix it. 156 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 For the engine parts? At this hour? 157 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 It'd take at least four days. 158 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 - And for me? - Even for you. 159 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Well, call a taxi. 160 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 There aren't any! We're in the middle of nowhere, here. 161 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:09,000 And you think I can spend the night at a petrol station! 162 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,500 Don't worry! I'm not going to leave you like that. 163 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 There's only one solution. Come with me! 164 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Ok guys, I'm off. Can't leave the garage by itself! 165 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 It's a fun little setback, don't you think? 166 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 - Do you have a room, my girl? - Two rooms! 167 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 You're not... together? 168 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 - Yes! - No! 169 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 I can offer you one in the left wing, the other in the right. 170 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Can't we argue in the dry? 171 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Wow, nice place! 172 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Hey, careful! That woodwork is 17th century. 173 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Sorry, my girl. 174 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Stop calling me that! 175 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Well, my girl, what should I call you? 176 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 I am the Baroness Amelie d'Agostine. 177 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 - Oh. - Exactly. 178 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 If you would just come round here. 179 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Hand over your papers. 180 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 A room with a bath, I imagine? 181 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 - Er... - For me, anyway. 182 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 So, two rooms. Let's see... 183 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Let's see, there are still rooms... 184 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 .... from 180 to 200 francs. 185 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Oh. 186 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 It's not peak season. 187 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,500 Cash in advance. 188 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Let's say the Maritial and Pompadour rooms. 189 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 George! 190 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Mum? 191 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Their luggage! 192 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 You haven't had dinner? 193 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 - Er... - No, and I'm hungry! 194 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Hey, pal, is dinner included in the price? 195 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Mum, what's the dinner? 196 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,500 We only have fine dining. 197 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,500 A fixed meal or would you like the full menu? 198 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Fixed. 199 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Diane? The Maritial and the Pompadeur rooms, please. 200 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Through here, please 201 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Where's my room? 202 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,500 You're not together? 203 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,000 - We are. - We're not. 204 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 All the better. 205 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 George, darling... 206 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,000 Show mademoiselle to the room next door. 207 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 George, darling? 208 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Hey, lovely... 209 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 You're not the sweetheart of the porter, are you? 210 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Of course not. He's my husband. 211 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Oh, I didn't introduce you. George! 212 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,500 Sir...? 213 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,500 - Jean-Jacques Leroy-Martin. - The Count d'Agostine. 214 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 A pleasure 215 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 No, madam, allow me. 216 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 After you. 217 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Hey, I knew a d'Agostine once. 218 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Really? My husband is the last with the name. 219 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Ah, you're right. 220 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 It was a Loustine or a Roussi... 221 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Planbach! A hell raiser, by the by. 222 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,500 I think you're going to like it here. 223 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,500 Here are the pillows for when you relax. 224 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,500 Madam Pompadour slept like this. 225 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,500 And if you like to read... 226 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,500 You have a light right here. 227 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,500 I can offer you some reading material. 228 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 They're a bit... free thinking. 229 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Unfortunately, I only like those. 230 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Is something wrong? 231 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Yes, no, fine. 232 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 On the contrary... 233 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,500 We'll wait for you in the dining room. 234 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,000 Just a couple of steps away. 235 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,500 At the end of the corridor, the grand staircase, take a left... 236 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,500 Then just past the music room. 237 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,000 Oh, I forgot... 238 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,500 Your companion is in a bad mood. 239 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,000 She's tired from the journey. 240 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 She'll take a hot bath, a nice glass of port... 241 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Note that drinks aren't included. 242 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 And then she'll be on top form once again. 243 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,000 Just like all of us. 244 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,500 You see? Already. 245 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,500 He's amusing, isn't he? 246 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,000 I'll leave you to it. 247 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 So, you're the count and the porter? 248 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,500 That and I poke about in the sewer pipes. 249 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,000 What? 250 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 You're a strange bird. 251 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,000 The young, the old... 252 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 A different species, really. 253 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,000 At the beginning full of surprises, then it becomes routine. 254 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,500 Like everything else. 255 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,500 Ah, women don't interest you? 256 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,500 It's like me and men. 257 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,500 You quickly finish the rounds. 258 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,000 Naturally. 259 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 There, it's clean. 260 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Shame there's no water. 261 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,500 It's normal, for this old dump. 262 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,500 The best tap is the roof. 263 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,000 I'd have like to have seen it in 1387. 264 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 1387? 265 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:22,000 In 1180 it was all forest here. 266 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,000 My ancestor, Maximilian, was out hunting... 267 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,000 He fell from his horse... 268 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,500 And broke his back. He couldn't move. 269 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,000 They built this around him. 270 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,500 And there you have it. 271 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,000 Really? 272 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,000 No, we just have a taste for fantasy. 273 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 And that's why you shouldn't wear those glasses. 274 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Diane? 275 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 You seem unusually beautiful, all of a sudden. 276 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000 You see, George, it does us good to be apart. 277 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Ok guys, I'm off. Can't leave the garage by itself. 278 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Welcome, brothers. 279 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 They're not monks, Grandma! 280 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Oh, good, that would be sinful... 281 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Hello. 282 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Er... make love, not war! 283 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 You don't speak French, eh? 284 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 - Yes, we do! - Great. 285 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 The King's room with compulsory champagne. 286 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,000 Well done Amelie... and your little mechanic. 287 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Ok guys, I'm off. Can't leave the garage by itself. 288 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Oh. I'm Madam Passereau. 289 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,500 My kids, my father, my husband. 290 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,000 Our car broke down. 291 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 It had done more than a 100,000 kms. 292 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,500 I said we should have changed it! 293 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,500 - Please, do you have a room? Any room? - We still have one for 200 francs. 294 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,500 - Uh... - Please! After all that time outside, in this weather... 295 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,500 The children might catch cold, flu... they'll need hospital! 296 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,000 Through here. 297 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,500 Men think only of themselves. 298 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,500 I'm exhausted! I can't go on! 299 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,500 Full tank? 300 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,500 - Super. - Ok. 301 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,500 Max forgot to fill it up. 302 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,500 Now, I'll just check the water, and the battery too. 303 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,000 There we go. 304 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 That'll be 150, sir. 305 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Thanks, sir. Have a good trip. 306 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,300 I don't get it. 307 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,300 Go on, fix it! 308 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,000 Be nice. I don't want a scene. 309 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Thank you, sir, thank you. 310 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,500 I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about this car. 311 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Never been out of your burrow, eh? 312 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,000 Well, call me a taxi. 313 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,000 I don't have a telephone. 314 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Where have I wound up? 315 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 In some kind of tribe? 316 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 There's a telephone at the Marquise's. 317 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,500 Marquise? 318 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 A telephone? What Maquise? 319 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Over there, at the castle. 320 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 I'll drive you, if you like. 321 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Fruit, cake... 322 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,500 There's no ice cream, mummy. I'm hungry! 323 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,000 Me too. 324 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,000 I've been writing my editorial all week... 325 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 And now piano in the middle of the night! 326 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000 You mean to say your bourgois editorial has finally been set free. 327 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 But what are you wearing? 328 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 You're half naked in my sitting room. 329 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,500 This isn't your home, you know. 330 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,500 Well, I thought it was, Madam. What are they doing here? 331 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,500 It's the weekend. 332 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,500 Oh, the weekend, leisure, holidays... 333 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Nothing matters and they run around like rabbits. 334 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,000 How life should be. 335 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Anyone here? 336 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,500 Who is it? 337 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Ah, the telephone. 338 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Hello? Call me a taxi, quick! 339 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 What do you mean no taxis? 340 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,500 Who is that lout? 341 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,000 All right, get me Turin, 222, 2 , 2 , 2 , 2. 342 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,500 What do you mean in an hour? 343 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,500 I've never heard anything like it! 344 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,500 Fine, I'll wait! 345 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,500 Excuse me, sir. Whoever you are... 346 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:16,000 And I have the impression that you're not very much. 347 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I keep a respectable house. 348 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,500 If you come here to break down my door, my telephone and my ears... 349 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,500 I'll call the police. 350 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,500 The police! 351 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,500 In such a charming place! 352 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,500 But, I haven't introduced myself. 353 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,500 Baron! 354 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,500 Baron Cesar Anselmo di Maricorne. 355 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,500 Consul-General in charge of cultural relations, at present. 356 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,500 Assigned to the maritime offices of all Latin American countries... 357 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,500 Among others. 358 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,500 - I'm delighted, your Excellency! - The pleasure is all mine. 359 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,000 We have rooms available at 180 and 200 francs. 360 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,000 All historical. 361 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 - One at 200. - Splendid. And for these two gentlemen? 362 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,500 Two camp beds. I like to keep them near me. 363 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,500 Otherwise they feel lost. 364 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,500 Please, gentleman, step this way. 365 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Is that all you have for luggage? 366 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Yes, for a night. I mean, an hour. 367 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 And would you be so kind as to put the call through when it comes? 368 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,000 Charming. 369 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Hey, day dreamers. 370 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Jeanne, go on, my dear. 371 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 By the way, lovely Marquise. 372 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 I meant to say, for the telephone call... 373 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Just put it on my bill. No point mentioning it. 374 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Oh, Rachmaninov! 375 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Superb. Divine. 376 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,500 - Do you like it? - And how. I love piano. 377 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,500 You really like music? 378 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:56,000 I don't like it. I live music. 379 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 George, the luggage. 380 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 My briefcase. 381 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000 I gave you room 13. Casanova's. 382 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,500 Casanova? He lived in these walls? 383 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,000 For two days. 384 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,000 What a lover! 385 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 To whom do I owe the honour? 386 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Madam, Baron Cesar Anselmo di Maricorne... 387 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,000 ... is not one to discover beauty and let it waste. 388 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,500 Waitor, champagne for everyone! 389 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,000 Why sit in my room and await the telephone? 390 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,500 Dear friend, a waltz! 391 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 You're not going to play for that foreigner, are you? 392 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Room 13. Wait for me upstairs, I'll give you the change. 393 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,000 Never mind. 394 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000 I love the unexpected. A sudden romance... 395 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 So do I... 396 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Only an hour ago the castle slept. 397 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 You arrived and everything awakened. 398 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Yes, I've been told. It's my impulsive nature. 399 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,500 A most fortunate coincidence. 400 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Did my husband frighten you? 401 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Your husband? 402 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 I don't like husbands, do you? 403 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Every man is a husband to me, you know. 404 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Really? 405 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 - You're hurting me, your Excellency. - Oh, I'm sorry. 406 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 And drop the 'excellency', call me Cesar. 407 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,500 I'm glad to see some men know how to have fun. 408 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,000 What, and I'm not fun? 409 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:42,500 You're already making the others jealous, you'll have to fix it. 410 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,000 I'll leave you to it. 411 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 What did he say to you? 412 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 He's a bit rough, but not unattractive. 413 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,000 If you grant me the pleasure, you'll double the delight of the evening. 414 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,000 I beg your pardon! 415 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,500 What? 416 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,000 Oh, nothing. 417 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 You're not going to ask me? 418 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Go on, children, off to bed! 419 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000 - You're all by yourself? - Yes... no, I'm off to bed. 420 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,500 Alone? 421 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,500 It's all the same. 422 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,500 She's a pleasure. Always a pleasure. 423 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,500 I'm here to please her, that's it. 424 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,500 I don't believe you. 425 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,500 Come on, my girl, let's take up that bottle. 426 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,500 Your excellency, it's Turin! 427 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,000 Coming! 428 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,500 Ah, thank you. 429 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,000 You don't have a booth? 430 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 No, but I'll get them to be quiet. 431 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Jeanne, stop playing. Quiet everyone! 432 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 It's international, this phone call. 433 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 No, no, go on. As you were. 434 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,000 - Hello, Alfonsky? - Yes, it's Alfonsky, is that you Cesar? 435 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Yes. It's not possible tonight. 436 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 - I can't get to the border. - Why? 437 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 My car broke down. 438 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 - The plane's already gone. - What? Why didn't you wait? 439 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 I told you, I couldn't. 440 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,500 Fine, tomorrow then. 441 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,500 Ciao. 442 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,500 You heard? 443 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,500 You hear an international line here like the bathroom plumbing. 444 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,000 So, that Alfonsky let you down? 445 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Breakdowns happen to everyone. He should have waited. 446 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,000 Well, exactly. 447 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,000 So, you understood everything. 448 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Yes, you understand that... 449 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 After 29 years of foreign travel... 450 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,500 Deep in South America, in the midst of uncharted communities... 451 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,500 Who... 452 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:53,500 Whom I'm bringing culture like oxygen to the lungs. 453 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000 It's difficult to breakdown in the birthplace of our heritage... 454 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Where I can see lovely floral architecture. 455 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,200 I'll have to speak about it in the next conference... what was I saying? 456 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,000 - Your plane? - Broken down! 457 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,000 The Minister will just have to wait! 458 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Well, I need some rest. 459 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,500 Lovely ladies, I wish you good night. 460 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 So charming! 461 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 And nice. 462 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,500 A bundle is missing. 463 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Who was it? 464 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 I trusted you. 465 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 And I still trust. 466 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Go on, make your beds! 467 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,500 That man is made up of lies. 468 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,500 What do you think, dears, am I right? 469 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,500 Oh, yes, I agree completely. 470 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,500 Breaking news! 100 million has been stolen in a bank robbery... 471 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,500 ... All roads have been blocked... 472 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,500 Unbelievable! 473 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,500 So, what do we think? 474 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,500 Did you see his eyes, his teeth? 475 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,500 Those hands? 476 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,000 His nostrils. 477 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,500 Back in the day I knew a guy like him. In Naples. 478 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,000 What a voice. 479 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 - He talks a bit too much. - I don't think so. 480 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 You've had enough study, dear, off to bed. 481 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Of course, he's a talker. 482 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000 All the better. If men speak of love, they don't just talk... 483 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 They perform as well, believe me. 484 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,500 And admirably. 485 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,500 It's very simple. You only realize afterwards. 486 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,500 And during? 487 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,500 Heaven, dear. 488 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,500 But when you're in heaven you don't ask questions. 489 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,500 Mum... 490 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,500 I think I'm in danger of cheating on George. 491 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,500 I know, dear. 492 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,000 I feel it. 493 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,500 But your mother is here. 494 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,500 Amelie, go and tell Charlie to get that devil's car... 495 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,000 So that he leaves. 496 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000 - What a shame. - One has to be sensible. 497 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,500 Off you go, before your mother is broken hearted. 498 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:10,500 Amelie! 499 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,500 - Amelie! - Yes, yes, I'm here. 500 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,500 I can't stand you sleeping when I'm on my feet. 501 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,000 Hurry up! 502 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 That's nice of you. Come here! 503 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 - Wait until after. - After what? 504 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Let's put on your socks. 505 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,000 - Your overalls. - What are you doing? 506 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 - I'm dressing you. - Huh? 507 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 What for? 508 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 You've got to wake up! 509 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 A bit of water on your face 510 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 This is the first time you've come to my room. 511 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,500 - You've got to fix the big American car. - What, is it urgent? 512 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,000 You know my mother. She's afraid she'll have an affair. 513 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 - Again? - Hurry up! 514 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 You have to fix it. 515 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 But I put it out of action for the whole night! 516 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Well, exactly. 517 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Off you go. 518 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 You said I'd see you tonight. 519 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 You are seeing me, aren't you? 520 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Yes, but not like that... 521 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 After. I'll stay. 522 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Go on. 523 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Aren't you sleepy? 524 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,500 No, I wonder and I worry. 525 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,500 It's night, of course, but why do you see everything in black? 526 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:47,500 I see that the world is full of extravagance. 527 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,500 Even here. 528 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,500 Take this evening, for example. 529 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 That man has charm, like you. 530 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,500 An artist. 531 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,500 A show off, an animal even. 532 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,500 No, expensive. 533 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 But, why do you always bottle away your feelings? 534 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,500 I place respect above all. 535 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,500 But, Mr Patin, is it respect to... 536 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,000 to snip... 537 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 To snip what, my dear? 538 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 It's as if you snip your tongue. 539 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000 I'm wary of impulses. 540 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 You're afraid. 541 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 And I'm not. 542 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Good night, Mr Patin. 543 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,500 Don't be an ass. 544 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,000 Open up! 545 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Leave me be, would you. 546 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 What are you doing? 547 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,500 I'm reading. 548 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,000 You're always reading! 549 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Of course, you can't understand. 550 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Come on, open up! 551 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,500 What for? 552 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,000 You being bloody annoying! 553 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Is it because of that guy? 554 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,000 I couldn't give a damn about him! 555 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,500 Who are you talking about? 556 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,500 You know! Come on, open up! 557 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,500 My girl, I don't mean to lecture you... 558 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,000 But I'm not the type of man to be infatuated by his own vanity. 559 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,000 He got on your nerves, didn't he? 560 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Ha, I'm above that! 561 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Great, see you. 562 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 All right, come in. 563 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Damn, your hair! 564 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 My respects to the Baron Cesar. 565 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 - You've finished? - Yep. 566 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 So kind of you. 567 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 You've worked so hard. 568 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 You've earned your reward... 569 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 We'll never get there. 570 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000 "Sleep well, I'll wait for you in my room during church." 571 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Good morning, Amelie! My little shining nymphet! 572 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,500 But what do I see? 573 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,000 You can't hide that car! 574 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Take that depressing hearse away from me! 575 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 I'm never going to leave this paradise. 576 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Paradise! 577 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,500 Get your asses in gear. We're leaving. 578 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:39,000 Our charming Marquise, and our little Amelie. 579 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,500 And our little bill! 580 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,000 I put it all on one bill. 581 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 3,478 francs and 25 centimes. 582 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Service included? 583 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 We'll forget the 25 centimes. 584 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,500 Thank you, and we'll never forget your generous hospitality. 585 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,500 Marquise. Ameilie. 586 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,500 Too bad good customers never come back. 587 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,500 What do we do? Ram the road block? 588 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:29,500 No, no, no, turn around. 589 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Turn around and look innocent. 590 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Oh, what beautiful little flowers! 591 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Now innocently turn around. 592 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 I said turn around, you morons! 593 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 How lovely! 594 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Oh, another little flower! 595 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 So many pretty flowers! 596 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Step on it, you idiot! 597 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,500 Stop! 598 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,500 Back up. Quickly! 599 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,500 Still innocent, but reversing. 600 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,500 - Stop, or I'll shoot! - Just keep reversing. 601 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,000 Come on, boss, let me at them! 602 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,500 No, reverse! 603 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,500 Stop, turn around and I'll cover you. 604 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,000 What are you doing? Go forward! Go into first! 605 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 It won't budge! 606 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 You've got to do something! 607 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000 - Yeah, sure, but what? - Look out! The doors! The doors! 608 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,500 They went south! Alert headquarters. 609 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:06,500 The mass is about to begin, and no-one's here! 610 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,500 George, did you wake them up? 611 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,500 Mum, the guests don't feel like religion in the morning. 612 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,000 I know how they feel. 613 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,000 Well, whether they like it or not, they're under my roof... 614 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 And everyone is going to Sunday mass. 615 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,000 Except Mr Patin, naturally. 616 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,500 Can't take him away from his writing. 617 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,500 Or his eating. 618 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,000 - Good morning, dear. - Morning, Granny. 619 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,500 I'll wait for them. 620 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:31,000 - Good morning, madam. - Good morning. 621 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Where's your husband today? 622 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 I'm letting him sleep. 623 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 You know, as last night was the first time since... 624 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,500 I can imagine. 625 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,500 Do you really have to meddle with other people's souls? 626 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,000 - That's how it is. - I'm a liberal and a libertine. 627 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000 The liberal tolerates the church, and the libertine prefers his bed. 628 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,000 His bed, eh? 629 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,000 Come on, children, off we go. 630 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Let's take the short cut. 631 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,500 Amelie, you still don't believe? 632 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,500 - No. - Well, as normal you can guard the house. 633 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,000 Hey! 634 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Be back in one minute. 635 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 It's never going to happen, is it? 636 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Hello? 637 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Could you pass me through to Turin, please. 638 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,500 It's 222 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 2. 639 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,000 Yes, I'll wait. Thank you. 640 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,500 So, you're back? 641 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,000 Oh, little Amelie! 642 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 That is to say I wasn't far from here... 643 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000 ... when I realized I still had some phone calls to make. 644 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,500 May I? 645 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,000 Hello? 646 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,000 Alfonsky? 647 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Yes, it's Cesar. 648 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,500 Just a second. 649 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,500 I can't get to you. 650 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:17,000 An accident. All the roads are blocked. 651 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,500 You come get me instead. 652 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,500 Yes, that's it. 653 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:25,500 There's a castle, right opposite a field. 654 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:28,500 You can land there. It'll be easy, don't worry. 655 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,000 You'll come tonight? 656 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,500 Good. Now say it back to me. 657 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,000 Ok, ok, ciao. 658 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Good morning, Baroness. The Marquise isn't at home? 659 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,500 No, why? 660 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,500 You're asking why? With the bank robbery... 661 00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:00,000 ... the police blocking every road out of the village, and you wonder why? 662 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 You never hear about anything at the castle. 663 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000 - It's true, you're at the end of the world here. - A bank robbery? 664 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,500 - May we see the register? - Of course. 665 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Here. 666 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Yes, a robbery, well organised. 100 million. 667 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,500 Three individuals. One, fat and blond. 668 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,000 One small and dark. 669 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 And the other tall, dark, aged around 45. 670 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,500 With slicked back hair, a flower in his lapel? 671 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,000 A good looking guy? 672 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,500 You've seen him? 673 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,000 - 100 million! That's loads. - A fair bit, yes. 674 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000 I mean it must be hard to move all that cash. 675 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Not as hard as you might think. 676 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 It'd be heavy, but you could hold it all... 677 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,500 ... just in that! 678 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,500 So, did you see the suspect? 679 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,500 Nope! 680 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,500 Well, keep your eyes open. Goodbye, Baroness. 681 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,500 Charlie? Charlie! 682 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Are you coming up? 683 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 No, you're coming down. Quickly! 684 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,500 What did they want? 685 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,500 Like all policemen, thieves! 686 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 But what did they say? 687 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Terrific! A robbery. 688 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000 - 100 million! - Really? 689 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,000 Turns out they had 200 million in a drawer, not even locked. 690 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,500 You don't say? 691 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,000 Even so, it's unlucky. 692 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,500 Why, unlucky? 693 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,500 Guys like that are fabulous! 694 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:39,500 - You've known them? - Four boys. 695 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,500 The oldest wasn't even 18. 696 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:45,500 Me, I'd get to know a man like that in a flash. 697 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,500 In a flash, what? 698 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,500 Everything. I'd give him the lot. 699 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,000 Me, everything. 700 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,500 Where are you going? 701 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:54,500 To church. 702 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,500 It's true, what I said, you know. 703 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,500 Pedal, you! You can drop me off at the church. 704 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,500 When will meet? Where, how? 705 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,500 In my room, after lunch. 706 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,500 What's wrong? 707 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,500 It's just so beautiful, so moving. 708 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,500 What decor! 709 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Such grandeur. 710 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 The priest's? 711 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,000 Have you heard the news? 712 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,000 You believe again in God? 713 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 There's been a bank robbery. 714 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 We know. The priest put in his sermon. 715 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,000 Did he mention the 100 million? 716 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,000 100 million? 717 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 - And it's at home. - What do you mean? 718 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 - In a briefcase. - Say that again! 719 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 The 100 million is at the castle! 720 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,500 That's not a joke, Amelie. 721 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,000 I swear, it's true. 722 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 And do you know how did the job? 723 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000 It's got the mark of an Anglo-Saxon, probably from London. 724 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,500 Not at all. 725 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,500 It was His Excellency from last night. 726 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,500 - His Excellency? - Yes, Baron Cesar. 727 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,000 He's back. I saw everything. 728 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 And he doesn't know that I know. 729 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Bandits! It's the thin end of the wedge. 730 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000 Stealing's fine only so long as they do it elsewhere. 731 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,500 I'm going straight to the police! 732 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,500 What's going on? 733 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,500 The 100 million from the bank is at the castle. 734 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,500 Along with the Baron Cesar who stole it! 735 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,500 Think, dear... 736 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:02,500 Perhaps God is sending us a test. 737 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,000 - He's at the castle, you're sure? - Yes. 738 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000 We'll keep the jackpot! 739 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 You're talking madness. 740 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:20,000 I'm more and more sure, it's a sign from Heaven. 741 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,500 The money came from God's roof, and our own could use it. 742 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,500 George, you'll be able to contract a builder. 743 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,000 And you think Cesar will just let us? 744 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,000 Sure, he's got a gun... 745 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000 But I'll take it before he can blink and... 746 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,500 Bang! 747 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,500 - What!? - Bumped off. Eliminated! 748 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,500 - A man like him? - Dead, I say! 749 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,500 Mum, please be gentle. 750 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Poison, sword, hunting rifle... 751 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 There's a range of choice. 752 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,500 A murder. 753 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:47,500 Self-defense! 754 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000 You'll see. Come on, children, let's go. 755 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,500 Just act nonchalant! 756 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000 And Jeanne? 757 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Leave her be, she's too sensitive. 758 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,500 No, no, stay there, go on! 759 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,000 Everything's fine! 760 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:10,000 They've had their fill. We've done enough! 761 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,500 Leave me in peace. 762 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 I'm praying. 763 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 That's it, they're here! 764 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 The police beat us to it. 765 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Sometimes they know what they're doing. 766 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Let's go! 767 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,500 Ah, officer! 768 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,000 I knew that man always seemed suspicious. 769 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,500 Who's that, madam? 770 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,500 From the robbery, the crook, where is he? 771 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:52,500 I would ask you that same question. 772 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000 Ah, you haven't caught him yet? 773 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,500 Just a moment! 774 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:07,500 Even bowls were of higher quality in the old days... 775 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,500 - Where is he? - Who? 776 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:14,000 Our friend, the Baron Cesar. 777 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000 Oh, him. Flower in the lapel! 778 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:19,500 You know, he stole it from the park. 779 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:21,500 Yes, yes, but where is he? 780 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,000 I don't see him anywhere. 781 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,500 Binoculars... 782 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,500 Excuse me... 783 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:34,000 I left something... on the stove. 784 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,500 What bad luck, he's coming back! 785 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,500 He'll ruin everything! 786 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,500 Do you smell burning? 787 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,500 No? 788 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,500 ... Yes! 789 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Come on, Diane, quickly. 790 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,000 Keep Cesar busy using any means necessary. 791 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 - Any means? - Yes, any! 792 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Don't worry about a thing, George will watch. 793 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,500 George! 794 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,500 Keep watch. 795 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 So, what's this about? 796 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 We've just uncovered the car used in the robbery... 797 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,500 With two bodies inside. 798 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,500 - Congratulations. - As you say... 799 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,500 But we're still missing one, the leader. 800 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,000 Who's given the police the slip a dozen times. 801 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Ten... Eleven... 802 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Twelve... Thirteen... 803 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Nothing else to do, but wait till the evening. 804 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Hey... you're back. 805 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Oh, for instance! 806 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,500 I just passed there. 807 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,000 You were there? 808 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Yes. I must have been sleeping. 809 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,500 Sleeping? 810 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Well, don't let me stop you. Have a nice nap! 811 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,500 - What's wrong? - An ant! 812 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,500 An ant? Where? 813 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,500 There! Down my back. 814 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,500 An ant? It must be enormous! 815 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,000 - Where is it? - Lower. 816 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000 - Lower? - Lower. 817 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000 - Lower?? - Yes, lower! 818 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Dirty, little ant! 819 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,500 He escaped with the loot. 820 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,000 You'll have to catch him. 821 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,500 We will, all the roads are blocked. 822 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:51,000 He must still be in the area. 823 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000 What are you doing with that? 824 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:56,000 In the glove compartment, we found this bill... 825 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,500 Confirming the presence of the suspect... 826 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,500 .... in your hotel last night. 827 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 But that was what I was trying to tell you! 828 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,500 It was obvious from his face, shifty eyes and all that. 829 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Well then, why didn't you try telling us that this morning? 830 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,000 Excuse me? 831 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 - Why did you lie this morning? - Me?! 832 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:16,500 Excuse me, but it wasn't the Marquise. 833 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,000 It was the Baroness. 834 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,500 Amelie? 835 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,500 Amelie, you lied? 836 00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,500 Oh Amelie, you lied to the police! 837 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:25,500 - Me? - Yes, you! 838 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:27,500 No, grandma! 839 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,500 Amelie! 840 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,500 Baroness, you told me not two hours ago... 841 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 ... that you hadn't seen three men. 842 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 One fat and blond, one small and dark... 843 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 ... and another tall, dark and around 45! 844 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 It's the last we're looking for. 845 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,000 Look at me. 846 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000 You didn't see him? 847 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000 You're hiding him! 848 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,500 No, of course not, but it's understandable, officer. 849 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,500 I know well the type. 850 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:57,500 Flower in the lapel, wandering hands... 851 00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,500 We raise our girls to be so moral. 852 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,500 She's watching over her maidenly soul... 853 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:04,500 ... In a body of silk. 854 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:06,500 Well, you can see for yourself... 855 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Come on, confess! Where is he? 856 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,500 I don't know, Granny, I swear! 857 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,500 Don't call me Granny! 858 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:15,000 She's a stubborn mule, like me. She won't tell. 859 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,500 I swear, he's gone! 860 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,500 He told me not to say anything, so I didn't. 861 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,500 I don't know where he is, I swear it on your head, Granny! 862 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,500 Go on, off to your room! 863 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,000 Granny, indeed! 864 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000 Right, what were talking about? 865 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000 Oh yes, the thief! 866 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Well go on, you need to catch him! 867 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,500 Search room by room! Go on! 868 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,500 I'm not having a philanderer in my house. 869 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000 It's the proof. 870 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 You have an irresistible wife, George. 871 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:00,000 In any case, Madam, rest assured... 872 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 I'll make sure there's a watch kept around the castle. 873 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,500 Oh, thank you so much! 874 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,500 I never knew the police could be so charming. 875 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,500 My respects, dear Madam. 876 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,000 So? 877 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Too late, I think. 878 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Heavens! 879 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000 The bell! 880 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,500 What bell! What's wrong now? 881 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,000 - It's lunch time. - What lunch? 882 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,500 Help me, help me! 883 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:38,500 Listen, I'm not used to all this messing about. 884 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,000 Just be patient! 885 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Patience! When do I get the main course? 886 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,500 This evening! 887 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:44,500 This evening? 887b 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:46,500 It would have been just fine there! 888 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Perfect. George! 889 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,500 Prepare one aperitif. 890 00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:56,000 Where's the insecticide? 891 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 On a shelf somewhere. Why? 892 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 You have to ask? The police haven't caught him. 893 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,500 But, Cesar won't just fall into our hands. 894 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,000 He's too good. 895 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 So it's as we decided at church. 896 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,500 Careful, or it'll be too dangerous. 897 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:17,500 Well, all the better. 898 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,000 I've put in how many? 12 spoonfuls? 899 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,500 Enough to kill a bull. 900 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,500 Well, he's brawny, isn't he? 901 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,500 Go make a sandwich so he won't taste it. 902 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,500 The Baron Cesar and my little Diane. 903 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,500 You seem to be getting along very nicely. 904 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,500 Marquise, your home is full of enchantment. 905 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,500 But why are you always dragging around that case? 906 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:46,000 Diane can put it in her room. 907 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 No, no, inside are memories worth the world to me. 908 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,500 I'd rather hold on to them. 909 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:51,500 But I've got a safe. 910 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,500 A safe? Well then... 911 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000 You're so witty! 912 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,500 Through here. 913 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 It's an excellent safe. 914 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 My deceased husband thought so. 915 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 Poor man. My God, how much he suffered. 916 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 But it's an excellent safe. 917 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 Don't you trust me? 918 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,500 Something smells good in there. 919 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,000 You think? 920 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,500 Ah, cuisine! 921 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:54,500 A tiny portion... but that's nothing. 922 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,000 Everything is in presentation! 923 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,500 The eternal problem of forming form. 924 00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:59,500 Leave it with me for two minutes. You'll see. 925 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:08,500 I'm under the impression you're a chef? 926 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,500 I was born to cook! 927 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,500 I started out in England. 928 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:16,500 Rough work, but the best way to learn. 929 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,500 Time is money! 930 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,500 Cucumber... 931 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,500 Accompanied by two tomatoes... 932 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,500 Just look at that throne. 933 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,000 Magnificent! 934 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,500 Cooking is my domain. 935 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,500 Among others. 936 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,500 And now for the flame glazing. 937 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000 Everything is in the glazing. 938 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 - It's a sauce? - Sort of... 939 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Yes, yes, my own recipe. 940 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,000 A delicate operation. 941 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Well, I lost the hand. 942 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 Thank God, there's still some left. 943 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,500 We'll put it in the coffee. 944 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,500 I've lost the battle, not the war. 945 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,500 Keep up your morale. We need strategy! 946 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000 Failure at the first offensive... 947 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,500 But I'll launch the second with perfect planning! 948 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:35,500 George, who do you prefer... 949 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,500 Wagner or the Beatles? 950 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:39,500 I've had enough with the paving... 951 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,500 You're sure poison won't work? 952 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,000 Let's go over it again. 953 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 Below, we'll be playing poker... 954 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Then up here, you decide to put on the Wagner... 955 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 Which will get on my nerves down below... 956 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,000 I'll knock with the broom... and you let her rip! 957 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000 I'll go down, let's rehearse. 958 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000 I can hear you! 959 01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:56,500 Hi, Charlie. 960 01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:59,000 Oh, Count! 961 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 Ah yes, I'm digging a hole. 962 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 And I'm just collecting my trousers... 963 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 I'll back up. 964 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000 - George! - Listening, Mum! 965 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000 I was talking with Charlie. 966 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,000 In Amelie's room? 967 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,500 Yes, because he had left his trousers. 968 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,500 And Amelie? 969 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,500 Two seconds, I'll get her! 970 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000 Amelie! 971 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000 Give back Charlie's trousers this instant! 972 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000 I went to meet you in your room... 973 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000 ... and I bumped into your father trouser's down! 974 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000 - Dad with his trouser's down? - No, me! 975 01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,000 Amelie! 976 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:45,500 Amelie, Cesar is supposed to be our friend. 977 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:47,500 Go and play both of you. 978 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,000 Come on. 979 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 And you knew women from the islands? 980 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:14,500 In Langlade, very nice. 981 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:16,500 No, I meant... 982 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:18,500 Exotic islands. 983 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:20,500 Ah, exotic islands... 984 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:23,000 From three years old... 985 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,500 They already know their effect on us. 986 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:28,500 And there's a law or an ethic, call it as you like... 987 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:30,500 To be at the service of men. 988 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,500 Twelve for them is middle age. 989 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,500 And they're in full bloom. 990 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,500 And when they're at our age? 991 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,500 In Europe, the age where they retake the flame. 992 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,500 You don't think it's ever too late? 993 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,500 - Never! - But, our lines? 994 01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,000 They're touching! 995 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000 They're signs of your pain and pleasure. 996 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Ladies, ladies... 997 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000 You're full of life. 998 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,500 It's your turn Mr Patin. 999 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,500 What's he telling them? 1000 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,500 What would you say with an accent like that? 1001 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,000 Island women are ukuleles! 1002 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,000 Women here are guitars! 1003 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,500 Your mystique is in the curves. 1004 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000 You're pitch perfect. 1005 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 A superb instrument. 1006 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000 And women listen to that rubbish! 1007 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000 It's shameful. 1008 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,500 Why? 1009 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,500 It was beautiful, poetic. 1010 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,000 You moved me, Patin. 1011 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,000 The mystique... 1012 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 ... is in the curves. 1013 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000 I'll make use of them. 1014 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 Hey, the coffee! Did you forget? 1015 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000 Coming! 1016 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000 Don't muddle them. 1017 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 - It's this one? - No, that one. 1018 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,500 You'd just think it's herbal, if you didn't know better. 1019 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,500 It's that one. 1020 01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:11,000 Come on, don't tremble. 1021 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,000 It won't hurt him? 1022 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,500 Of course not! We'll knock him out long before it takes effect. 1023 01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:17,500 But what's the point then? 1024 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:19,500 It's a back up plan! 1025 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,500 What would you say to a little poker? 1026 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,500 Poker? 1027 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:29,500 You know, me and poker don't really mix ... 1028 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,500 But so long as you ladies don't mind? 1029 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:34,500 ... No ... 1030 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,500 Miss Jeanne, why don't you join us? 1031 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,500 I'd like to, but I don't know how. 1032 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,500 Not even for me? 1033 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,500 I don't know anything about money... 1034 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,500 So, who's going to play? 1035 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,500 As long as you're not afraid... 1036 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:55,000 I'm your man. 1037 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000 Then, my friend, let's go! 1038 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000 I keep you company, Miss Jeanne. 1039 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000 You're not going to play? 1040 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000 Play with money? No... 1041 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,000 There's already so little time to think of the important things... 1042 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,000 - I think that... - It's getting cold, I'm going in. 1043 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000 Listen, we can serve the coffee in the salon. 1044 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000 During the poker. 1045 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000 Ah, coffee! 1046 01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:40,500 Do you play stud? 1047 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,500 Oh, you know, me and poker... 1048 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:48,500 No, no, stand up! I'm very superstitious, you see. 1049 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,500 So, I'll sort out the places. 1050 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,000 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe... 1051 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,000 Catch a tiger by the toe.... 1052 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000 If he hollers, let him go... 1053 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,500 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe! 1054 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,500 So, it's you here, and you there. 1055 01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:59,000 There we go. 1056 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000 No! I made a mistake. I'll go again. 1057 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,000 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a tiger by the toe... 1058 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,000 If he hollers, let him go, eny, meeny, miny, moe! 1059 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,000 There we go, you there. 1060 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000 No, don't move! 1061 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,500 So, a game with small antes? 1062 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,500 Too right, I've not got much cash on me... 1063 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,500 So, the limits? 1064 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:23,000 50? 1065 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,000 200? 1066 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,500 150. 1067 01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:28,500 I'll write a cheque, if I run out... 1068 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,500 150? That's serious! 1069 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,500 Great, of course. 1070 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,500 But serious. 1071 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,500 The seven of spades is missing... 1072 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,500 Argh, that music... 1073 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,500 2.50 1074 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,500 10. 1075 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:47,500 That music... 1076 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:52,000 One. 1077 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,500 Three cards. 1078 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,500 One card. 1079 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:57,500 Stick. 1080 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,500 One card. 1081 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,500 Ah, how kind! 1082 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,500 Excuse me. 1083 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000 Now, don't disturb the game. 1084 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000 Your cup. 1085 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000 Not at the moment. 1086 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,500 Come on, 10. 1087 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,500 Raise another 10. 1088 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:33,500 - 50. - I'll see you. 1089 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,500 Wait, wait... 1090 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,500 Marquise, that's not poker etiquette! 1091 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,500 I have to see first. 1092 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,500 A pair of sevens? Two pair! 1093 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,500 That's poker for you... 1094 01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,500 - No! - What's wrong? 1095 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,500 There... A rat! 1096 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,500 - A rat, where? - Under the bed. 1097 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,000 If only I had a stick! 1098 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,000 No, stay seated! You're just fine where you are. 1099 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000 Listen, Marquise rats aren't so bad. 1100 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000 They're friendly, intelligent in fact. 1101 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,000 A rat is nothing to worry about. 1102 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,000 Phew! That was lucky! 1103 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,500 Always seeking attention. 1104 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,000 Diane, George! 1105 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,500 A saw, a ladder, rope and pulley! 1106 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,500 - Did it work? - No, it missed. 1107 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,000 Oh, Charlie. We're busy with the Baron here, out you go. 1108 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,000 Yes, it missed. 1109 01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,500 Your mother let the chandelier fall on the play boy. 1110 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,000 My god! 1111 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,000 Don't worry, he's fine. He spat out the poison. 1112 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,000 This time my plan can't fail! 1113 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,500 Let's go over it again, Diane you... 1114 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,500 Oh, it's you. You're not playing hide and seek? 1115 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,000 You're not either? 1116 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,000 Well, you know, there's always lots to do in the house. 1117 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,500 Yes, that's what's great. 1118 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:38,000 We'll enjoy it there inside. 1119 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,500 I'll happily stay. 1120 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000 Sorry, but who's seeking? 1121 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,000 Baron Cesar! 1122 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,000 I don't get it. He caught me, so I was the seeker. 1123 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,000 Then I caught your charming wife, so she's it. 1124 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,000 You can't have two seekers! 1125 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,000 Wait for me! 1126 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,000 Oh, how I'd like to... 1127 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,000 Amelie! Amelie! 1128 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,000 Amelie? What's wrong with her now?! 1129 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:10,000 Amelie, you'll have to finish it. 1130 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,500 I've been looking for him everywhere. Where is he? 1131 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,500 Over there. 1132 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,000 Don't cry, mum. 1133 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,000 I'll go. 1134 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000 Catch me if you can! 1135 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:39,500 Go on, up you come! 1136 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,000 He fell like a rock. 1137 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,000 It's too much. 1138 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000 Snapped like a twig. 1139 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,000 Do you think he went to a better place? 1140 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,000 Ah, you're there. Who's seeking now? 1141 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,000 What a heartless question! 1142 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,000 - Brute! - Don't cry, mum. 1143 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,500 - You're not playing anymore? - The seeker is no more. 1144 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:56,000 Hang on, a second ago there were two seekers. 1145 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000 And now there's none? 1146 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:00,000 It's finished, you can go. 1147 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000 I don't understand, go where? 1148 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000 Just go away! 1149 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000 Well, some judges they were... 1150 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,500 I was starting to like that animal, Cesar. 1151 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:48,500 A little more and he would have been a friend. 1152 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:51,000 There's always something lost with success. 1153 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,500 Poor Cesar... 1154 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,500 And he had the safe key on him! 1155 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,500 Oh yes, he had the key! 1156 01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,500 Charlie could open it with his drill. 1157 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:09,500 Go get him, and bring the cars for the guests. 1158 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:11,500 They'll be repaired by now. 1159 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,000 What they'd do without me... 1160 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,500 Kiss me. 1161 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,500 - I'm holding a drill. - Kiss me! 1162 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:56,500 What for, the drill? 1163 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,000 No, it's for you. 1164 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,000 - Just for me. - Yes, just for you. 1165 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,000 Thanks. 1166 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,500 You're saying thank you to me now? 1167 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,000 Yes, for the drill. 1168 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,500 Cookie? 1169 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,500 You don't want to go anymore? 1170 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,000 There are other places to go to. 1171 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,000 - Lets go. - Come on then. 1172 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,000 I'm watching them fall in love. 1173 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,500 Who? 1174 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:26,000 The frogs. 1175 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,500 You're in love? 1176 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,500 Yes, I just don't know who. 1177 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:32,500 Come on, let's go. 1178 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,000 Yes, yes... I'm coming. 1179 01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,500 They're magnificent! 1180 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,500 - Who? - The frogs. 1181 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,000 I can hear them in love. 1182 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,500 Oh, yes? Love! 1183 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,500 May I make a confession? 1184 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:56,000 Of course. 1185 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,000 You've had success with women? 1186 01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:01,000 Naturally. 1187 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,500 Well, I haven't. 1188 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:06,000 Did you meet Jeanne, the young lady at the piano? 1189 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:09,000 I've been courting her for years. 1190 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,000 And I decided that tonight... 1191 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,000 But her eyes are elsewhere. 1192 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000 In love with who knows who. 1193 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,000 How you want not to be alone in the world... 1194 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,000 But it happens. 1195 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:27,000 Way up there it shines... 1196 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,000 Always shining... 1197 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,000 And then one day... 1198 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,000 It explodes. 1199 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:37,500 You're not very cheerful. 1200 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,000 I see things as they are. 1201 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,500 You're wrong. 1202 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:42,000 I've succeeded in everything. 1203 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,000 Money, women... 1204 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,500 Even an unexpected weekend in some corner of the world. 1205 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:50,000 Goodbye, sir. 1206 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,000 I'm leaving. 1207 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,000 Have a good life, pal. 1208 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,000 - Goodbye, Madam. - Your cars are ready. 1209 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,000 - Where are the Scandinavians? - They're swimming. 1210 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,000 They never get tired, just listen to them! 1211 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:10,500 Your car is fixed, it's time for you to leave! 1212 01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,000 It's getting late, kids. 1213 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:17,500 I'll never forget this weekend! 1214 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,500 - See you soon, I hope. - Of course. 1215 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,000 We'll definitely come back. 1216 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,500 Say goodbye to Cesar for me! 1217 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,000 Goodbye, Mr George! 1218 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,500 Say goodbye to Miss Jeanne for me. 1219 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,000 We will. 1220 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:42,500 Now children, to work! 1221 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:46,500 You're sure you've lost the key? 1222 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:48,000 Yes, certain. 1223 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,500 Is it urgent, what's inside? 1224 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:52,000 Poor us, once again we need your help. 1225 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,000 You do. 1226 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,000 You need a professional. 1227 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:08,000 See you, bye. 1228 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,000 So long pretty girls. 1229 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,000 For the hotel, yes, I will. 1230 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,000 It won't budge. 1231 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,000 It's because you're drilling from the front. 1232 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,500 With a safe, my dears, you always have to go through the back. 1233 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,500 And how do you expect me to turn it round? 1234 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,000 We'll do the turning. 1235 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,000 Come on, into the next room. 1236 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,000 Let's go! 1237 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,000 Drill, here. 1238 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,500 Really, Charlie, you're good for nothing! 1239 01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:43,500 Anyhow, the safe is open. 1240 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,500 It's empty! 1241 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:47,500 Where's the briefcase? 1242 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:49,500 Good God! 1243 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:31,500 I thought you'd left without saying goodbye. 1244 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,500 I was just a bit disappointed by you. 1245 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:36,500 I don't see anyone, have they all gone? 1246 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,000 They come and go. That's the house for you. 1247 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,000 I wanted to present my compliments to the Marquise. 1248 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:46,000 Well, I don't know where she is. 1249 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,000 That's it! I'm selling the castle! 1250 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,500 I've had enough of it! 1251 01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:53,000 I'll open a coffee bar. George, you'll be the waiter. 1252 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,000 Can you imagine me handing out cappuccinos? 1253 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,500 Diane, tell your mother again! 1254 01:24:57,500 --> 01:25:00,000 As for Jeanne and her piano... 1255 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:03,500 You'd see her in some seedy bar? 1256 01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:05,500 Exactly! I'm going to warn her right now. 1257 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:11,500 Cesar... 1258 01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:13,500 Alive. 1259 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:16,500 ... it's better that they don't hear... 1260 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:18,500 As for me, I'd like to say... 1261 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,500 that I've found one peaceful spot in this world... 1262 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,000 ... and it's here. 1263 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:23,500 You think so? 1264 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:26,000 After you've seen everything? You, who knows all! 1265 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,500 Islands, America! 1266 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:30,000 Nothing. I haven't seen any of it. 1267 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,000 Or very little. 1268 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,500 I'm nothing. 1269 01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:35,500 I've never been a baron nor in America. 1270 01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,500 Jeanne, I'm a swindler. 1271 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,000 A crook. 1272 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,000 I smuggle money across the border. 1273 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,500 Sometimes fortunes enough to make me shudder. 1274 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:45,500 Then why do you do it? 1275 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:48,500 I could tell you that I had a unhappy childhood... 1276 01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:50,000 That I fell in with the wrong crowd... 1277 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,000 That my father was good for nothing... 1278 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:55,000 But it's not true. 1279 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:57,000 My father was a good man. 1280 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,000 Likable, easy going... 1281 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,000 Everything a father should be. 1282 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,000 No, I'm the only black sheep in the family. 1283 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,000 I'm not sure I believe you. 1284 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,500 But it's all the same to me. 1285 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:09,500 And then... 1286 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,500 I wouldn't ask anything. 1287 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,500 I know... 1288 01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:20,000 Because you're without pretensions. 1289 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,500 Fresh. 1290 01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:23,500 Everything that I don't know. 1291 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,000 And in this house, where everyone comes and goes... 1292 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,000 How many men have you known? 1293 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,000 Me? Not one. Ever. 1294 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:35,000 Except you. 1295 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,000 Oh, Jeanne... 1296 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000 Act like you didn't see anything. 1297 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,000 We'll bump into them downstairs. 1298 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,500 Granny? 1299 01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:53,500 Granny, Cesar is staying here. 1300 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,500 Love triumphs over all! 1301 01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,500 I'd never have thought it. 1302 01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:00,000 My dear Cesar! 1303 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,500 Make yourself at home. 1304 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,000 Unload yourself! 1305 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,500 You're going to get cold. 1306 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,500 We'll give you something to warm up. 1307 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:09,500 You'll see how happy you'll be here. 1308 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:14,000 And then, my dear Cesar, you will know real pleasure. 1309 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,000 That of doing nothing at all. 1310 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:23,000 Ah, we will have a beautiful night. 1311 01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:27,000 Three months later... 1312 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,000 Every day starting at 4'o clock in the morning... 1313 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:49,500 I'm starting to get fed up of it. 1314 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:51,500 But it's wonderful! I get to see the range at 3 o'clock. 1315 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,000 Hey, is there enough parsley? 1316 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:55,000 I've just ordered 17 kilos. I'll go get the oysters! 1317 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,000 Cesar, the boss is asking for you. 1318 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,500 Ok, kid, I'm coming. 1319 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:00,500 Hey, add some brandy, it needs some flame! 1320 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:02,000 Ok, I'm coming! 1321 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:22,000 How's it going George? 1322 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,000 Fine, fine... 1323 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,000 Cesar, did you remember my ribbons? 1324 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,500 The ribbons for your flowers, done! 1325 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,000 Did you talk to my hair stylist? 1326 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,000 He's coming tomorrow morning, Diane. 1327 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,000 Did you have my boots polished? 1328 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,500 Yes, little Amelie. 1329 01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:44,500 Could you turn my page, Cesar? 1330 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:52,000 Oh, Cesar. 1331 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,500 Cesar, they're asking for you! 1332 01:28:53,500 --> 01:28:55,000 Shhh, I'm coming. 1333 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,500 He's so hard-working! 1334 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:02,000 What a devil! 1335 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,500 And what a master chef! 1336 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:05,500 But I was wondering... 1337 01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:10,500 What does it mean to pull the devil by the tail? 1338 01:29:52:500 --> 01:29:56,500 Subtitles by Anna.L.Clover 86860