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(upbeat music)
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- [Jerry] Joseph,
quiet room, now.
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- Oh my god, what's wrong?
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Jerry, what is it?
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God, Jerry, are you okay?
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- Yeah.
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- So what's wrong,
what happened?
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- I think I have syphilis.
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And maybe gonorrhea too.
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I really can't tell.
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I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, yeah, hey, can
you get the fuck out?
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Thank you.
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- Thank you.
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So what do you think it was
something that you ate maybe?
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- No, I had sex last night.
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- Oh my god with who?
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- I can't say.
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- Not Christine.
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- No, she must be, what my age?
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- So was it with a prostitute?
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- Ew, no.
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- Not Mary.
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- No I just said it
wasn't a prostitute.
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- Well then who?
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- Look, I can't, okay?
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She made me promise
to tell anyone.
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- It's fine, just tell me.
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- It was Tuva.
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(upbeat music)
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(woman choking)
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I mean, obviously I've
had lots of experience
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but Tuva can do things I've
only seen possible with CGI.
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- Right, who's
got a poorly dick?
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- Quintin, thank God.
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- I mean, how did this even
end up happening, Jerry?
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- Quintin, have you
seen the film Avatar?
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- Why, has it turned blue?
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- No, but look.
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- Oh god no.
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- Hey, hey, don't turn away.
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I mean, that's just rude.
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(Jerry gasps)
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Have you seen anything like it?
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- Only in livestock.
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- Fantastic appraisal scores
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off the back of that
NHS scenario, Chris.
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- Sorry, where did you
say you were again?
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- I actually don't know.
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There was one area where
you seem to have failed.
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- [Chris] Failed?
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- Yes, it was in staff
welfare and management.
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- Get out!
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(woman coughs)
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Why?
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- Be gentle please (gasps).
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Mother!
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- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Just gonna try again, okay?
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- Okay, okay.
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- It looks like
subepidermal hematoma.
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- Oh my god, is that fatal?
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- No, no, no, it's just trauma.
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What exactly happened?
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Did she punch you in the penis?
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- I mean, there was.
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No.
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- Why is it still erect?
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- It's not erect.
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- Hey.
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- Hey, you all right?
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(fart squelches)
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- I'm so sorry.
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I think I've had
too much baraka.
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- You know they're not
suppositories, right?
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- Good morning.
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- Oh gosh, are you okay?
- Yeah.
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(fart squelches)
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(groans) Are you okay?
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- Good morning team,
valued staff members.
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Right, who'd like some raisins?
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- Yeah, actually I
would Chris, thanks.
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I'm absolutely ravenous.
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I had a big night last night.
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- So I know that
we've all got a lot
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to be getting on with
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but I just wanted
to remind all of you
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that if ever work
becomes too stressful
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and you want to talk about it
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or about anything
else for that matter,
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I'm always here.
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That includes you, too, Evelyn.
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- I never find work stressful.
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- Well, no, but
if you ever wanted
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to talk about something
more personal.
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Okay, so.
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- I was the first in my
class to get my period.
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- It doesn't have to be now.
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So I've had an update on the
Dixons car phone data breach.
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I do think this is going
to be one for you, Mary.
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They've used a 28
bit block cipher.
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- That's what my PhD was in.
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- Exactly.
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And no one else could
bear taking it on.
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- Really, okay well it might
take me a little longer
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than usual because my
mum's not been well.
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She's nearly 90.
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- She musta had you
when she was very young.
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- You see this is a good example
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of something that you might
want to come and speak
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to me about.
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- I'd really appreciate
that actually, Chris.
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She keeps telling me
to go fuck myself.
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- Well, perhaps when you've
finished all this work
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and removed all the
corrupted files.
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- Oh, right.
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- End of play today
would be soon enough.
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey you.
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(women cooing)
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- Oh.
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- Wonder if it's
a boy or a girl.
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- Oh gosh.
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I can never tell.
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- That's the
problem with babies,
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they don't have boobs.
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- No.
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- Hi.
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- Hello darling.
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- Well done.
- Thanks.
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- Hey, I've just been looking
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at the Karasimov file,
do we have a contact
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in linguistics who
can translate Russian?
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- Have you tried Olga?
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- I can never understand
what she's saying.
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- You know she's Russian.
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- Oh is that what that is?
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Oh right.
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- Thanks for the card by the way
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but I only celebrate my
birthday every other year.
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- Well, that's fine just
keep it for next year then.
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There's nothing in
there that can go off.
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- Anything else?
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- Well, I just wanted
to let you know
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that I know about you and Jerry.
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- Has he been mouthing me off?
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- Oh god, he didn't say
if he'd done that as well.
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Sorry, so has this been
going on for a while then?
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I only ask just
'cause Jerry seemed
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to imply it was like
a permanent thing.
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- Wow, okay, well, either way,
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I just don't like to
sleep with the same person
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more than once.
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I think it's lazy.
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- Oh, no, I agree
with that, me too.
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God, yeah.
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It's boring.
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But you never
know, maybe one day
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you might find that one person
who you wanna settle down.
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- No, that would
never work for me.
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- No, no, 'cause you're just.
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It's funny though I
was doing one of those
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like online harmony tests things
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and we actually come
out as 89% I think.
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- Yeah, it's that 11%
I'm worried about.
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- Then why sleep with Jerry?
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- Because I don't care about him
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like I'd care about you.
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But you're right,
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I should let him know
it won't happen again.
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Plus he's so not over his wife.
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(phone rings)
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- Is everything okay?
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Well the district nurse
will be around in a bit.
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Yes, that's the one.
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But you really can't
call her that nowadays.
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(glass tapping)
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- Yes?
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- Hi, Chris, do you have
like 40, 45 minutes?
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- Not that long, no.
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Is this about the
Buble conspiracy?
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- I don't know what that is.
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- Thanks Evelyn.
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No, can you leave
the room please.
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- Oh my god.
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- Sorry.
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- Quickly.
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- So, listen, I don't
wanna name names
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but there is someone
in the office
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who I've started to think of
as more than just a friend.
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- Why?
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- 'Cause she's really nice.
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- Are you talking about me?
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- No, why?
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Are you interested?
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- Of course not.
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So this is about Tuva?
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- Oh, I really don't
wanna say who it is.
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- Well I'm guessing
it's not Mary.
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- Oh, no, no, God no,
no, definitely not Mary.
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Anyway, it turns out this person
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for whatever reason has
actually ended up having sex
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with someone else on our team.
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- Jerry.
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- I really don't
wanna name names.
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- Yes, but surely not Mary?
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- No, it's still not Mary
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but the thing is this
person is in fact
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a very good friend.
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- Jerry, of course,
he walks all over you.
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- And on top of that I've
just found out he has a wife.
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- Jerry's married?
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- So now I'm beginning to
question do I even know
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who this person is anymore?
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- Jerry?
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- I mean, what do you
think I should do?
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Do you think I should
talk to him about it or?
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(paper rustling)
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- Yes.
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- Right.
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It's a yes.
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Can I have a raisin?
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- Yes.
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(Jerry gasps)
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- Hey beautiful.
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- Okay, so I'm just
going to say it
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so we can move on.
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- Oh my god you're pregnant?
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- It's been less than 12 hours.
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- I don't care I wanna keep it.
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- No, this was a one off.
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It can never happen again.
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- I don't understand,
you sure sounded
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like you were enjoying yourself.
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- You know sometimes
I moan like that
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when I'm really bored.
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- I thought we had a connection.
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- You kept calling me Melissa.
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- Oh come on, was
it really that bad.
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Melissa (sobs).
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- Yes.
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- Fine, you know what?
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Actually, I was on
my way to find you
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and tell you the same thing so.
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- So are we good?
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- Tuva, do you really think
this is the first time
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I've had a one
night stand, please.
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- Great.
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(Jerry sobbing)
(upbeat music)
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- Oh, hi, Jerry, I just wondered
if we'd have a little chat.
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- It's actually not
a great time for me.
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I'm super busy.
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- Did Tuva come and see you?
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- You know what she did.
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Poor kid.
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She won't leave me
alone, so clingy.
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I had to shut that shit down.
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I'm actually worried
about her, she was a mess.
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I hope she's gonna be okay.
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- Listen, if you ever
wanna chat about anything,
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just, you know I'm here, right?
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- Okay, thanks.
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- Maybe you could come
around to mine tonight.
264
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,121
Get my dad to cook
something and we can chat.
265
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,926
- Nah, I think
it'll be too spicy.
266
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,361
- Let's go out, come on.
267
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,232
- Can we go somewhere cozy?
268
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,168
- Of course, the Railway
Inn is super cozy, honestly.
269
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,103
- Is it?
270
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,439
Do they do mashed potatoes?
271
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,842
- I can ask, I mean,
it's very easy to make.
272
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,280
- Okay.
273
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,148
- [Joseph] Yeah?
274
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,150
- Yeah, let's do this.
275
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,392
(keys tapping)
276
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,906
(phone ringing)
277
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,213
- Very nice.
278
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,582
Hey, does this turn into
a topless place later?
279
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,384
- I don't think so, no.
280
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,020
- Listen, I'm really glad
we decided to go out, man.
281
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,388
Just us two guys.
282
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,426
- Yeah, do you wanna
just have a seat
283
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,326
and I'll just get
this first round.
284
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,394
What would you like?
285
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,129
- Yeah, I'll have a scotch.
286
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,265
Top shelf, neat.
287
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,499
- Cool, neat.
288
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,968
- No, neat, no ice.
289
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,470
- Yeah, yeah that's neat.
290
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,572
- Oh hey, also, get
another round of whatever
291
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,041
those two are having.
292
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,276
- What, for us?
293
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,544
- For them.
294
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,945
- Oh right, okay.
295
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,484
(people gasping)
296
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,087
Hey, Tuva, what
are you doing here?
297
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,155
- Hey, you want to
see some magic tricks?
298
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,223
- I can't really.
299
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,358
- Oh come on, pick a card.
300
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,194
- Okay, okay, just really quick.
301
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,128
I love magic.
302
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,457
- Hello?
303
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,260
- I am so sorry, Jerry,
304
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,628
there was a huge queue.
305
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,264
- Where'd you get that?
306
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,266
- Oh, I didn't even see that.
307
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,267
- Cheers, buddy.
308
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,236
- Cheers man, you all right.
309
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,605
This is nice, isn't it?
310
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,040
Just us two.
311
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:00,640
(Jerry gasps)
312
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,474
Chatting away.
313
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,375
- [Jerry] Right?
314
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,643
- Yeah.
315
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,145
Well, you know, it
just dawned on me.
316
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,279
We've never really ever spoken
317
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,048
about relationships and stuff.
318
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:11,484
- No, so when was the last
long term relationship you had?
319
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,419
- Oh me.
320
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,355
Probably like my gran.
321
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,322
- Do you have type?
322
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,359
- I haven't really
established a pattern yet.
323
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,398
- You ever hooked up
with anyone at work?
324
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,167
- No not yet.
325
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,235
- Aren't there like 6,000
people workin' at GC HQ?
326
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,637
- Well, yeah, but I mean
I can't access everywhere
327
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,339
with my pass so.
328
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,274
- Yeah, but surely
those odds are great.
329
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,509
I mean, even for somethin'
happenin' by chance.
330
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,178
- Yeah, but I mean I don't
know how accurate a figure
331
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,512
that is, I mean, that
might include staff
332
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,481
from GC HQ Bute for all I know.
333
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,516
I don't wanna have to trek
down there every time.
334
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:47,454
- I'm not makin' you
uncomfortable, am I?
335
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,688
I'm just tryin' to be friendly.
336
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:49,656
- No, it's.
337
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,225
- What?
338
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,293
- No, it's just nice
hearing you refer
339
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,627
to me as a friend, that's all.
340
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,131
Are you all right?
341
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,500
- You know what, let's
get another round.
342
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,502
- Oh no, I'm gonna get these.
343
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,703
That's absolutely fine.
344
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,605
- Right, then get us
a couple of shots too.
345
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,539
- Neat?
346
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,541
- Yeah.
347
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,246
- Hey.
348
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,082
- So who are you here with?
349
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,552
- Oh, just a couple
of old school friends.
350
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,554
- Those two?
351
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,491
- No, not them two, no, no.
352
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,425
- You want a drink?
353
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,161
- Maybe just like
a really quick one?
354
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,629
- Can we have a
couple of tequilas?
355
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,533
- Yes, it's just a little
bit tricky at the moment
356
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,535
because the, one of the
people that I'm here with,
357
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,804
he's a bit upset 'cause
the girl he was seeing
358
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,339
has just split up with him so.
359
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,240
- Is she hot?
360
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,444
- I find her attractive, yeah.
361
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,147
- Are you going
to say something?
362
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,416
- To you, oh, I don't know.
363
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,618
Maybe, I just don't
want him to think
364
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:55,488
that I've been thinking about
them having sex, you know?
365
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,489
- There you go.
366
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,390
- Oh well.
367
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,760
(speaking in foreign language)
368
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,529
- Right.
369
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,430
(Joseph sputters)
370
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,664
Oh my god what's that?
371
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,466
- You never had tequila before?
372
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,368
- I thought it was like squash.
373
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,437
(upbeat music)
374
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,539
I am so sorry Jerry.
375
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,573
- Man, what took so long?
376
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,275
- I had to pop to the toilet.
377
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,676
Just I've got the runs I think.
378
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,845
- Well, surely that would
make things quicker.
379
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,414
- Well, there
wasn't a cubicle so.
380
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,649
- Let's do this.
381
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,516
Cheers buddy.
382
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,451
- Cheers man.
383
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,788
(Jerry whoops)
384
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,789
Yeah.
385
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,358
So what were we talkin' about.
386
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,426
- Well, I think you were about
387
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,295
to me about your
last relationship.
388
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,430
- What, no, man,
don't bring me down.
389
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,832
I'm tryin' to get up.
390
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,435
You know, you really
should go for one of those.
391
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,304
Which one's your favorite?
392
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,472
- I just wouldn't wanna choose.
393
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,339
- [Jerry] Come on man.
394
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,240
- It's fine.
395
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,274
No, Jerry, honestly.
396
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,776
- Oh they are so
waiting for you.
397
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,244
They're begging for it.
398
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,679
- She's not.
399
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,280
- All right, I'm gonna go talk
to 'em, see what I can do.
400
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,648
Come on, come on,
quickly, quickly.
401
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,549
- Okay.
402
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,450
- Yeah baby.
403
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,791
- So, just so I know, how
much are you willing to spend?
404
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:05,692
- What?
405
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,464
- Hi Chris just to let you know
406
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,466
that I've finally cracked it.
407
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,368
- Yes, I was just
going to take a look.
408
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,204
I'll let Dixons know.
409
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,277
Is there something else?
410
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,347
- No, no, I should
probably get back to mum.
411
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,215
- Yes, good idea.
412
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,722
- The district nurse
just called and she's.
413
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,807
- Okay, try not to
take this the wrong way
414
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,509
but they both have concerns
about your dwarfism.
415
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,744
- Well, that's fine, I
completely understand.
416
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,945
What about you?
417
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,447
- I think I'm starting
to get used to it.
418
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,848
- No, are you interested
in either of those?
419
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,417
- No, no, I'm not lookin'
for a relationship.
420
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,386
- Oh what, because
you're married, Jerry?
421
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,358
- Have people been talkin'
about me behind my back?
422
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,625
- Why didn't you tell me?
423
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,460
- 'Cause it's none
of your business.
424
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,928
- Well you told Tuva.
425
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,497
- That was different, all
right, just slipped out.
426
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,965
- Well, Jerry, there's been
plenty of opportunities
427
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,633
when it could've easily
slipped out of me.
428
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,534
- What?
429
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,569
- [Waiter] Sorry guys.
430
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,871
- What else did
Tuva say about me?
431
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:25,972
- I don't know, why would I care
432
00:18:26,006 --> 00:18:28,408
about how she feels about you?
433
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,342
- Wait a?
434
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,479
You like Tuva?
435
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,482
- Yes, I like, of
course I like Tuva.
436
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,983
Obviously.
437
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:38,485
Why is that so funny?
438
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,652
- No, it's just.
439
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,888
You deserve better.
440
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,656
- No I don't.
441
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,824
- Hey, I'm just tryin' to
look out for you, okay?
442
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,593
You just said we were buddies.
443
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,194
- Yeah, well buddies don't
keep things from each other.
444
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,663
- Exactly, I mean, I didn't
know you liked her like that.
445
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,565
You shoulda made your
feelings more obvious.
446
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,633
- [Tuva] Hey.
447
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,970
- What, Tuva, what?
448
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,905
- So is Jerry your date?
449
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,440
- Mm-hm.
450
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,474
- Cool.
451
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:05,245
Why didn't you say?
452
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,480
- You knew she was here?
453
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,015
- Sorry, did I
not tell you that?
454
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,016
- Is this why you
brought me here
455
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,618
so you two can hang out?
456
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,219
- Hang on, I just need
to work out exactly
457
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,455
how this came about 'cause
I'm actually quite drunk now.
458
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,524
- This is how you
try to cheer me up?
459
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,025
- Well, apart from this bit
I'm havin' a great night.
460
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:20,593
- Me too, I'm gonna go out
461
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,263
to the garden to
smoke some weed.
462
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,264
- [Jerry] Whoa.
463
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:24,964
- [Tuva] You guys wanna come?
464
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,499
- No, not, my asthma's.
465
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,234
- No, knock yourself out.
- Sorry.
466
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,537
- Cool, later.
467
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,504
- Why would you lie to me?
468
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,639
I thought we were friends.
469
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,873
- Well, you know what?
470
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,642
I thought we were
friends as well
471
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:35,975
but there's some people who
think you walk all over me.
472
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:36,843
- What?
473
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:37,811
What else do they say?
474
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,546
- That you pee sitting down.
475
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,014
- Okay, that's my business
and not all the time.
476
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,615
Okay, sometimes I don't
know what's gonna happen
477
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,683
so I play it safe.
478
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:45,051
- That you're secretly vegan.
479
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:46,052
- Oh fuck you.
480
00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:47,554
- That you're weak.
481
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,955
- You think I'm weak?
482
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,523
- Well, you're always talkin'
about how tough you are
483
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,091
but no one's ever
seen it have they?
484
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,058
- Okay, you know what?
485
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:53,727
Here, you wanna arm wrestle?
486
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,894
- I don't wanna arm
wrestle, it hurts my arm.
487
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:55,929
- Whatever.
488
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,764
- You know what I'm done.
489
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,265
- Where are you, hey,
hey, don't walk away.
490
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,000
I'm talkin' to you.
491
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,801
- I'm going home Jerry.
492
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:02,969
- What a wuss.
493
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:05,972
- Okay get up.
494
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:06,906
- What?
495
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:07,741
- [Joseph] Get up.
496
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,742
- Why?
497
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,676
- We're fighting, get up.
498
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,844
- We're gonna fight?
499
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,879
I'm the one who should
be fighting you.
500
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,080
- Go for it, move your table.
501
00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:15,749
- Oh, oh, you want
help with the table?
502
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:16,750
- [Joseph] Yeah.
503
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,717
- Yeah, where are we going?
504
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:18,785
- Just to the right like that.
505
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:19,753
- [Jerry] There.
506
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:20,754
- Thank you.
507
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:21,588
- I can move furniture too.
508
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,288
- [Joseph] Go for it.
509
00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:25,692
- Look at that and this.
510
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,727
Here, there, there,
you have enough space
511
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,763
for all your moves huh?
512
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,663
You little.
513
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,564
- Little what?
514
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,465
- Just little.
515
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,300
(Joseph grunts)
516
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,635
Yeah, sorry buddy.
517
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,003
I'm sorry, it's just
instinct, sorry.
518
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,072
Hey!
519
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,073
Hey!
520
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,775
Okay, can you stop hugging me?
521
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,709
- No.
522
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:44,978
- Hey.
523
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:45,879
(Joseph grunts)
524
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,880
- Ow Jerry!
525
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,915
- Sorry, again, instinct.
526
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,650
Come on, get up.
527
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,685
Hey, don't try!
528
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:52,819
- Ow!
529
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,921
- Yeah, yeah, kick me.
530
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,523
Where you goin' you
little squirrel?
531
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,758
Oh, you're tryin' to
look me in the eye huh?
532
00:20:58,792 --> 00:20:59,959
- Why are you such a dickhead?
533
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,327
- What?
534
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,729
- Well you treat me
like shit all the time.
535
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,864
- I don't treat you
like shit, you're my PA.
536
00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:07,067
- I'm not your PA, I've been
workin' at GC HQ for 12 years.
537
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,035
I'm a junior analyst.
538
00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:09,903
- Really?
539
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,937
- Yes!
540
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,339
Just lose the front.
541
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,940
- Oh you think I
have a front now?
542
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,041
You think I'm frontin'?
543
00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:17,344
- Well why won't you let me in?
544
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,078
- Jesus.
545
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,546
- Come on, why?
546
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,018
- You wanna know why I
won't let you in, huh?
547
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,153
You really wanna know?
548
00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:30,056
'Cause the last time I let
someone in, I shot him.
549
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,860
I lost my best friend.
550
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:38,665
Is that what you wanted to hear?
551
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,833
All right, are you happy?
552
00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:45,872
(Joseph thuds)
553
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,678
You really gotta work
on your instinct.
554
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:56,716
(upbeat music)
555
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:01,054
(dogs barking)
556
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,690
(man snores)
557
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:06,059
- [Joseph] Jerry.
558
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,031
* Hooray, hooray, hooray
559
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,832
* Misery's on the way
560
00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:16,636
* There are bad times
just around the corner *
561
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:20,006
* There are dark clouds
hurtling through the sky *
562
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,743
* It's as clear as crystal
from Bridlington to Bristol *
563
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,679
* That we can't save democracy
564
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,447
* And we don't much care
565
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,082
* We'd better all
learn the lyrics *
566
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,618
* Of the old red flag
567
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:35,789
* And wait until
we drop down dead *
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