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♪ Did you think you'd get away ♪

♪ Shuffle off your lonely way ♪

♪ Thinking love
won't come along ♪

♪ You have never been so wrong ♪

♪ There's a boy
who's here for you ♪

♪ Loving everything you do ♪

♪ Never gonna let you go ♪

♪ And I'm wanting you to know ♪

♪ That you better believe ♪

♪ You better believe ♪

♪ You're gonna be mine ♪

♪ It'll be so fine ♪

♪ You better believe ♪

♪ I got tricks up my sleeve ♪

♪ Just come with the sky ♪

♪ Together will fly ♪

♪ And when you're feeling
like your ship won't come in ♪

♪ Mmh ♪

♪ Won the game of love
that you'll never win ♪

♪ Remember some one here
is waiting for you, baby ♪

♪ And like a vintage wine ♪

♪ Our love will be true ♪

♪ So ♪

♪ You better believe ♪

♪ You better believe ♪

♪ Sweet love is so near ♪

♪ Of that I've no fear ♪

♪ You better believe ♪

♪ This love we achieve ♪

♪ Will keep going strong ♪

♪ Just singing a song ♪

♪ Our love is so blind ♪

♪ I'm yours for all time ♪

♪ You gotta believe ♪

♪ You better believe ♪

Excuse me, ladies
and gentlemen.

I really should get that.

Thank you so much.

Oh, hello, Linus.

Hi, Jamie.

Was that you singing?

Oh, no, that's just an old
record of Frankie Darren.

Oh, yeah, he was good.

He was, wasn't he?

Yeah, I thought
it was you singing

'cause I heard you used
to sing down at Reign.

Nah, that was a
million years ago.

What can I do for you, Linus.

Well, there have
been complaints

about the family that
moved in next door to you.

Domestic disturbances.

You've met them, right?

It's the couple with
the husband's brother.

I'm sure you've seen him.

I'm not sure.

What did he look like?

Dark hair, with
smoldering eyes.

Smoldering eyes?

Sounds painful.

I don't know if
he's gay or not,

but he definitely writes poetry.

Intriguing.

And look, and even
if he was gay,

we wouldn't be his type anyway.

Right.

So I know that these
walls are paper thin,

you have to have heard a
commotion or something.

I hear talking sometimes.

Sounds like the older brother

maybe picks on the younger
one, but nothing violent.

Hey, good,

'cause I'd hate to
have to kick them out.

It's nice to have something
to look at around here,

if you know what I mean.

Hmm.

Well, I hate to
shatter your dreams

about dark and smoldering Linus,

but from what I can hear
he's a bit of a dud.

He's a melt dud.

Okay.

Well, listen Linus,
I've got some work

I need to get started on.

Gotcha, you're coming
to the meet and greet

on Saturday, right?

Yeah, got it penciled in.

Okay, well, you
better be there,

because then who else can
I make caddy remarks to?

Bye.

I'd rather shove a
bamboo up my fingernails.

Hey, how's it going?

Okay, good talk.

Hey, Ben, getting your mail?

Yeah.

Anything come in some
discreet packaging?

No.

So, we have a nice little
fitness center here

and I've been looking
for a workout partner.

It really helps
you stay motivated.

I don't work out, Linus.

But you're kidding.

No, you look so toned.

Yeah, well, thanks.

I'll see you later Linus.

Absolutely later.

see you at the meet and greet.

Not if I see you first?

Anything good in the mail?

No.

Ben, maybe you should
stop waiting for something

that might not be coming.

Luke thinks you're
wasting your time.

I really can't take any
more of these scenes

between you two.

I wish you could see
my friend Marcus.

He's great,

and he's helped a lot of people.

Marcus can't help me.

♪ And everyday
we'll start again ♪

♪ To try and reach the sky. ♪

Fantastic.

♪ And when they ask us ♪

♪ How we cannot tell
them as we fly ♪

Lady Bracknell.

Mr. Worthing, darling,

am I interrupting another
command performance for the queen

in your empty apartment?

Who are you calling a queen?

Listen, honey, I
have some big news.

Meet me for cocktails
at Reign, stat.

Oh, no can do,

I'm slaving away on my article.

I'm under the gun

because my managing editor
is an evil dominatrix.

Maybe if you'd meet a
deadline every once in a while

she wouldn't have to light a
fire under your hairy butt.

My butt is not hairy.

Oh, compared to what,
a Yeti?

Come on honey,
this is important.

No, I haven't been down
there since, you know.

Since, yeah, you haven't
been anywhere since.

Come back to life
sweetie, you're missed.

What if he shows up?

No one has seen
him for months.

I don't know

For me, please.

All right, give me
an hour to clean up.

An hour?

Yeah, I haven't been
down there in an year,

daddy needs to make an entrance.

Ben.

Are you eating with us tonight?

Something looks good tonight.

Easy tiger.

I'm making dinner, you hungry.

I'm hungry for something.

Where's his highness?

In his room?

Did he come out at all today?

Just to check the mail.

Idiot.

Luke, just asked
him to join us.

What Up, loser.

You know, Luke,

that's a nasty habit you have
talking to yourself like that.

You should probably talk to
Alicia's friend Marcus about it.

Maybe you should get
up off your lazy ass

and have dinner with the family.

As charming as
that invitation is

I'm kind of in the middle
of something slick,

so you are gonna have
to cut me a rain check.

You are going to get up and
have dinner with the family

because that is
what Alicia wants.

If you don't, I'm gonna
break your fucking face.

Come on, puke, you don't
have to Candy coat it for me.

I'm all grown up now.

Yeah, start acting like it.

As I live and breathe

the legend returns to
the Harmonia garden.

Then where where all
the waiter singing,

"Hello, Jamie."

I don't know.

Sunny,

Do my eyes deceive me?

How are you doing?

Good, I thought we'd
never see you again.

Oh yeah, I think I'm never
saying something like that.

So, what can I get you?

It's on the house.

Oh, well, in that case, a
bottle of your finest champagne.

Elaine.

Yep, S'il vous plaît

Coming up.

What is with all the winking.

Wow.

David?

No, Ted Cruz.

Of course, David.

Congratulations,
that's awesome.

Thank you, you
know what this means?

What?

♪ Is there room for me
in that world of yours? ♪

No, Elaine.

♪ Can't you cease to make ♪

No.

We had a deal.

That was before.

It has been a year Jamie.

It feels like yesterday

You know I don't
sing in public anymore.

I know.

Only in your empty
apartment, that's normal.

So I'm a weirdo, you know?

I couldn't give it up

cold turkey and
that's just what I do,

you know, for a release.

So, release at my wedding.

This was a mistake.

Please, Jamesy.

No, he's still here.

I can...

I can still feel him

Jamie.

No, I gotta go.

I gotta go.

Please, Just let me go.

All right, I love you.

Bye.

Voila, The champagne

This is for Elena and David.

♪ Is there room for me ♪

♪ In that world of yours ♪

♪ Can you see me
standing there ♪

♪ wanna walk with you ♪

♪ Through love's open ♪

Can't do it

I'm sorry Lanie.

I'm back.

What did he say?

No, of course.

He's still caught
up in his own crap.

I think I've lost him.

You haven't lost him.

He just needs to
find somebody new

or start smoking crack,

and forget all
about what happened.

There's an idea.

What do you conjuring
up in there?

French vegetable.

Hmm, is there a baguette?

In the oven.

What do you think?

I think after six
months married to a chef

I'll be able to audition
for "The Biggest Loser."

I'm that good?

Hmm, If I can't fit

into that adorable pale,
teal wedding frock,

you are buying it.

I told you we can have that
wedding clothing-optional

and let people see why
you're marrying me?

Oh, good one.

Tell me another.

There once was a
young lady from Austin,

who suddenly found herself
lost in a marriage so swell

she couldn't tell her ass
from a cream pie in Boston.

You leave my ass out of it.

Oh, your ass in it.

Feeling better?

Yeah.

It just sucks.

I almost don't wanna do this
if Jamie flakes out of me.

Ouch. Seems like you want
him more than you want me.

No, that's not it.

You're my future.

But Jamie...

but Jamie's my continuity.

He's always been there.

I need him to be here now.

Hey, how's it going?

Okay, good talk.

Is that our neighbor.

Yep.

Probably Broadway himself.

That guy is always singing
those lame show tunes.

Did you to talk to him.

Sort of.

Seems pretty isolated.

How ironic.

I'm not isolated.

I have my loving family.

I'm just worried about you.

Mh-hmm.

You need to stop
blaming yourself.

You did everything
you could for Ginger

and Ginger would hate
to see you this way.

Is that one of your poems?

"The Sauna."

Will you read it to me?

I know it's private, but I
just really like to hear one

They're...

They're too personal.

But you'll send them out
for the whole world to see.

The world doesn't know me,

the world can't judge me.

And When have I
ever judged you?

The day is cold and
no one's left but me

to feel the loss of
loves that once I knew,

each left a space
inside that only grew.

I love them so but soon,

they all would flee.

A man can only try
and do his best

to go for broke and
follow all of his dreams.

Then fate swoops in to
foil his desperate schemes

and rip the beating
heart from out his chest.

Still each new day,

my hopes will rise once more.

The dreamer won't stay
beaten down for long.

I look around for
what might be in store

my winsome songbird
singing his new song.

So newly born, my heart
flings wide the door

and hurls this chronic
lover to the throne.

Not bad.

Thank you.

Oh my God!

Jamie, you made it.

Made what?

The meet and greet.

Oh, that's what you're wearing.

I forgot.

Well, come on,

everyone's here except
for dark and sexy.

No Linus, I can't.

I'm working tonight.

No refusals, what
are you drinking?

All right, I guess
I'll have some wine.

Nice turnout Linus.

Enough of that.

Here's the scoop
on brooding boy.

So his name is Ben

and he and Luke
are half brothers.

He was living at
home with their mom

until about a year ago

when she died out
of a long illness

and Ben actually
moved in with Luke

because Luke took him in
after all of that happened.

And Luke never forgave Ben

for the way he took
care of their mom.

Where are you
getting all this?

From Alicia.

She told me because
I had to talk to her

about the noise complaints.

So that's why he
never talks very much.

Mh-hmm.

Ben,

are you come in with us?

Thanks, I'll pass.

You might meet
someone interesting.

In this complex?

You never know, might be
someone right next door.

The music man,

he's probably in the
original Broadway cast.

Ben.

Hey, you're coming with us.

All right, we almost got
kicked out of here because you,

you're gonna go and
make nice with everybody

I'm not the one with the
anger management issues

go see if you can make
a good impression bambi.

Get your fucking ass out
of bed you little shit!

Stop it.

I fucking give up,

on a lost Cause.

Ben, if you don't
talk to somebody.

So there's no way we can
coax that brother yours

out of his man cave.

The only place he ever
goes is to the mailbox

to get more rejection letters.

Who'd reject him.

Poetry magazines, I guess

they don't like
his stupid poems.

They're not stupid.

How would you know?

He read one to me?

Can't believe that.

Bye Linus, I'm heading out.

Oh Jamie you've gotta
meet your neighbors.

So this is Alicia and
her husband, Luke.

Hi, I'm Jamie.

So nice to meet you.

We love the complex.

How long have you lived here?

Oh, we moved in...

I've been here a few years now.

Oh, "we"?

It's really nice
to meet you guys.

Linus, I'll see you later.

So what's his deal?

Well.

How was the party?

You scared me.

Hi, how's it going?

To go to line, isn't it?

What?

"Hi, how's it going?"

Oh, yeah.

I guess so.

You're Ben, right?

Present.

Yeah.

I'm Jamie.

I hear you're a writer.

Me too.

What do you write?

Lately, suicide notes.

Who told you I write?

Oh, Linus, your groupie?

Yeah, he dress pretty hard
with the hood, doesn't he?

Yeah, well, luckily
I wouldn't know.

I have enough drama in my life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, it was nice to meet you.

Hey, Jamie.

Yeah.

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, sure.

What do you do,

you know, when when you
don't know what to do?

I don't know.

No, I'm sorry, that was weak.

That's okay.

No.

Let me think.

I don't know what to do,

I talk to someone I trust.

Oh, crap.

That's okay, I gotta go.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right, well, it
was nice to meet you.

Yeah, later.

Were you talking
to our neighbor?

Yeah.

Did he put the moves on you?

Please?

Yeah, Linus wants
to jump your bones.

Maybe you could get a few
bucks knocked off of rent,

you know,

start pulling your
weight around here.

So what were
y'all talking about?

Nothing.

We met him at the
party, seems nice.

Yeah.

Do you like him?

We were just talking.

He's kinda cute
for an older guy.

I date him.

Yeah.

But you've seen
your taste in men.

Come on.

Oh, I love roughing it.

Is David joining us?

No.

He had to go to the
restaurant to crack the whip.

Oh, are they hiring?

You have a job,
and an amazing boss.

This is true.

I'm really glad you called.

I was afraid you
might still be mad.

Mh-hmm.

Still no, huh?

I thought about
it, I really did.

I just, I can't do it.

I thought so.

You haven't changed your mind

since you dumped Lisa Tidwell

and started dating
the lacrosse team.

Well, the wrestling
had ugly uniforms.

Okay, Jamie, I
withdraw my request.

Thanks, Lanie.

You're welcome.

I know now our Jamie
doesn't like to sacrifice

What?

Well, that's true, isn't it?

You know that's
why Patrick left.

What are you talking about?

It's time you heard this.

Patrick, the truth is Jamie,

Patrick got tired
of coming in second.

Bullshit.

I love you, Jamie,

but you always put
yourself first.

That's not true.

Name one time when you
put someone else's needs

ahead of yours.

Why are you attacking me?

I'm not, I'm just
pointing out a pattern.

You don't believe
me, ask Patrick.

All right, I will,

I thought you never
wanted to see him again.

I do now.

The Phantom lunch
date strikes again.

Is he in, Susan?

Jamie.

Yeah, he just stepped
out for a second.

You were always
a terrible liar.

Well, well, well.

And I thought it
was dead to you.

I just have one question.

You dumped me for that
brawn with no brain

because he's younger
and hotter, right?

Yes, Jamie.

That's all I care about
in a partner, muscle tone.

Who needs support
and encouragement

when you can squeeze
a firm bicep.

"I never encouraged
or supported you?"

I must have told you 1000 times

how wonderful I
thought you were.

Yeah, because I
always gave in to you.

Of course you
thought I was great.

Bullshit.

Nice comeback.

So what is this, Jamie?

It's a little late
for a post mortem.

Elaine says I never
put anyone else first.

And?

You never told me that.

Oh my God, are you serious?

For five years you
wouldn't do anything

if it was inconvenient for you.

For instance.

Like going to see my dad
when he had his heart attack.

A three hour car ride
was out of the question.

I was in rehearsals for...

Oh please, you'd
just started rehearsing

They could have spared
you for one day.

My feelings just
didn't matter to you.

I was just another actor
in the story of Jamie.

It's a good you
have a day job.

You're one lousy actor.

Oh, good one, Jamie.

This cannot be my
fault he left me.

This lying son of a bitch!

Ladies and gentlemen,

this one goes down to the
meanest son of a bitch in Austin.

♪ You fooled me ♪

♪ With your pretty lies ♪

♪ And took my heart for me ♪

♪ I fell into your pretty eyes ♪

♪ Now I'm no longer free ♪

♪ You let me smile again ♪

♪ And I remember when ♪

♪ We shared the best we had. ♪

♪ You made this dream ♪

♪ I'm glad to be in your arms ♪

♪ Sheltered from all harms ♪

♪ My heart would bless the day ♪

♪ Your sweet face come my way ♪

♪ Then you pry the
very life from me ♪

♪ The love I had you stole ♪

♪ You laughed and
ran away with glee ♪

♪ And left an empty soul ♪

♪ I'm begging please
let me get over you ♪

♪ And give my heart a chance ♪

♪ To breathe and
start my life anew ♪

♪ And learn once more ♪

♪ To dance ♪

♪ Maybe one day this man ♪

♪ Will make a brand new plan ♪

♪ And find somebody new ♪

♪ Our love will be true ♪

♪ You fooled me ♪

♪ With you pretty lies ♪

♪ And made a fool of me ♪

♪ I'm looking now
through wiser eyes ♪

♪ And soon ♪

♪ I will be free ♪

Its open.

Oh, hey, how's it...?

I did it again, didn't I?

Hey, Ben.

Are you busy?

No, just, you know,

pretending to work.

Can I talk to you?

Yeah, yeah, have a seat.

What's up?

What's going on?

Well,

I hear you write for
Austin Arts and Leisure.

From whom?

Linus.

Yes.

"Mr. TMZ" himself.

Yeah.

Well, I write poetry.

And I was wondering

if you think that they
might be interested

in, maybe, say like a
"Weekly poet's corner"

or something.

It's not a bad idea.

Kind of like a "Poet
laureate in-residence"

or something?

Yeah.

Or maybe it could
be a revolving staff

even open it up to the public

or have a weekly contest,

Something like that.

Yeah, that's interesting,

I like it.

I'll bring it up to my editor.

She's actually my best friend.

I can't make any promises.

Oh, yeah.

Totally.

Thank you.

So, what are you working on?

Oh, this is an article about

like rediscovering your muse.

What do you mean?

Well, a lot of people,

you know, when they're younger,

they fill these grand dreams

and they sail off into the
world full of piss and vinegar,

and then life's smacks
them in the face

and they kind of end up
letting go of those dreams.

Depressing.

Yeah, it is.

But, I don't know, I'm
hoping this article

will, maybe, encourage someone

to hang on to those dreams

and not throw in the
towel like I did.

What was your dream?

I forget.

Oh, come on.

Ah, it's embarrassing.

I used to dream about
living an artist's life.

and being able to
devote myself purely

to an artistic vision.

But mostly it was to be able
to share it with someone

and work together

on something

meaningful

before it dies.

As you can see,
diehard romantic.

Why'd you give up?

More like, I grew up.

Turns out I'm also
good at collaborating.

Or co-habitating,
for that matter.

Well, it's never too late.

I think that ship has sailed.

Listen, I really
should get back

- to pretending to work.
- Oh, Yeah.

But I like your idea

and I'm going to bring it up,

and I'll let you know.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Thank you so much, Jamie.

I really appreciate it.

You bet.

I'll see myself out.

- All right.
- I'll get back to you.

And, Jamie.

Yeah.

For what it's worth,

I don't think you should
give up on your dream.

Hey, Jamie.

Oh, hey.

Nice Jeep.

Oh, thanks.

It's bitch to keep clean though.

Yeah, I bet

Hey, I heard you met Ben.

Oh yeah, he came
over the other day.

He came over?

Yeah, he was talking to me

about the the weekly
paper I worked for.

That's incredible.

Why?

He just hasn't
talked to anyone

since he came to live with us.

Oh, I think he's
talked to Linus.

Oh, yes.

Less talking than
tactical retreating.

Yes.

Linus.

I don't know if Ben told you

but his mom died,
not too long ago.

Oh, yeah.

I heard that,

from Linus, actually.

He's a fountain of information.

Yeah, it's been pretty
tough for Ben to get over.

Yeah, I can imagine.

Do you think since
he's reached out to you

that maybe you could spend
a little time with him?

He could really use
a friend right now.

Oh, I don't think I can.

I'm sorry.

My schedule is really
crazy right now.

Oh yeah.

I understand.

Well, it's good seeing you.

And you too.

Hey, Alicia.

Yeah, I'll do it.

Really?

That's terrific.

Yeah, I don't
know what we'll do

I thought that we have
very much in common.

I know he likes camping

Deer ticks
and calamine lotion, pass.

Thanks.

Sure.

Well, it's our little Willie
Shakespeare at it again.

Hi, Linus

So, what are those?

Odds, or something

Sonnets, but close.

Hmm.

So tell me Linus,

What's his story?

Once upon a time,
Jamie had a boyfriend.

His boyfriend's
name was Patrick,

and they had a
cabaret act together.

And one night during an act,

Jamie caught Patrick

smooching with some
hottie between sets.

And so then there is this
little confrontation,

and then Patrick dumps
him right on the spot.

Wow.

Mh-hmmm. Yeah.

And they go on for their
final set and Jamie froze up.

The audience start
laughing at him.

Throws his microphone
at Patrick,

totally runs off the
stage totally humiliated

and now he won't even
sing in public anymore.

This happened at Reign?

Mh-hmm.

You know, we should
go for some time.

They have "Dollar beer
night" on Tuesdays.

I don't drink, Linus.

Oh!

Yeah, me neither.

Got a minute.

Absolutely not.

Get in here.

So you're speaking to me now?

Never stopped.

Mh-hmm.

Got a question for you.

What would you think of ANL

doing a "Poetry
corner" kind of thing?

Someone on staff writing a
poem every week about Austin,

be like an artsy op-ed.

What, are you a poet now?

No, my neighbor is.

It's actually his idea.

What do you think?

I think your neighbor
must be hot.(CHUCKLES

No, he's just a kid.

Ah.

Young and hot.

I am trying to
follow your advice

and start going out of my
way for people a little.

Oh!

Terrific.

How about singing at my wedding?

Why can you let this go?

Because,

after my nightmare divorce

when I thought I would
never love again,

you looked me in the eyes

and told me you'd sing
at my Wedding one day.

That's when I started to believe

it could actually happen.

Oh.

Elaine, you were there.

I was humiliated.

Patrick has ruined
performing for me.

Right.

I think you're just
mad at everyone.

So you're taking your ball
and you're going home.

Oh, thanks, doctor.

Do you accept visa.

I really think it would
help you if you did this.

Put someone else
first for a change

just see what happens.

So let me get this straight,

in order to help myself,
you get what you want.

Forget it, Jamie.

Have your neighbor
send me his stuff.

I do have some possibilities.

Thanks, Lanie.

"I think you're taking
your ball and going home.

"You're just mad at
the world Jamesie."

what the hell is
wrong with everyone?

Hey, Ben.

Nice parking job.

Oh, yeah.

well, I always go
outside the lines.

You seem riled up.

Yeah, it's been rough day.

Listen, I did talk to my editor

about the poetry thing.

She likes it.

So she wants you to send
her some of your stuff.

Thanks.

Yeah, don't mention it.

I'll get you that email.

What's up?

Do you like camping?

Yeah.

Yeah,

it's been a while.

Yeah.

You wanna go some time?

Together?

Well, we could go separately
and compare notes later.

Smart ass.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's do it.

Cool.

All right.

You know where I live.

Hey, boys, what's going on?

Ben and I are going
camping for the weekend.

When did this happen?

Just a spur of the
moment, kind of thing.

Got the cooler.

How's it dud
has become a stud.

It's not like that Linus

what?

Well, that's everything.

Okay, well,

when are y'all coming back?

Good bye, Linus.

Have a great weekend.

Well, okay, be careful.

Don't have too much fun.

All right, well,

just gonna write a report
on this, or something.

Faster, he's probably
gonna follow us.

He'd still find us,
he's picked up your scent.

I have a scent.

Yes oh, the twink

I'm not a twink.

Oh jeezy, twinkie.

Wait, what are we doing?

I couldn't find a campsite
till tomorrow night,

so I booked a room here tonight.

A room?

Yeah, a double, don't worry.

We're screwed.

Hi, how may I help you?

Oh, yeah,

I have a reservation
under Ellis please.

Yes, Mr. Ellis.

You reserved a
double for one night.

Unfortunately, we are
overbooked on doubles.

We only have a king available.

Just said that.

Where's the nearest motel?

Ooh, nice touch.

Sunset Dance's like 10
miles down the highway.

Could you see if they
have any doubles, please?

Jimmy seriously, it's okay.

We can say here,
it's not a big deal.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, we'll take the king.

Do you hate yourself?

The driver's
license, credit card?

Oh, yeah.

See your little plan worked.

Very funny.

Self Subterfuge.

If you wanted to get
me alone in your room,

you could have just invited
me next door, Jamie.

Are you finished?

Don't pretend,
Jamie, jig's up.

what has gotten into you?

What's going on?

Oh, must be the country air.

Well, I'm almost
old to be your father.

No, you're not.

Really you don't think so?

- No.
- well, I'm To tall for you.

Well, I'm six foot.

You're a shrimp.
Oh,

Ooh, this is you like it?

Yes, I like it in a body gast

Thanks a lot.

So touchy.

What are you, an arms
guy or something?

What, my guns not doing
it for you partner?

Leg man.

Butt man?

Seriously, Ben,
what is going on?

I could ask you
the same thing,

What?

There's something
going on between us,

and you know it.

No, there isn't,

Says the man who just
invited me to his motel room.

I told you there were no
campsites available tonight.

All right.

Whatever you say.

I believe you, Jamie

All finished?

All yours.

Thank you.

Country air.

Just keep your
hands to yourself,

farmer in the dough.

Sure thing, old MacDonald

Oh lobello.

We're not doing
that, remember?

Whatever.

Well, Good night.

Night night.

My bro man

Nice catch.

Pick that up.

Where did all these
stars come from, right?

It's like,

"Oh yeah, we live in a galaxy."

It's so beautiful here.

It is super
"Brokeback Mountain."

Scared of that time?

Shut up.

So,

why are we here, Jamie?

I don't know,

just thought it'd
be good to get away.

With me?

Sure.

Why not?

You just...

you just wanna be
friends, right?

What do you...?

Never mind, I'm sorry.

Sorry.

You know,

being out here, it really
reminds me of my mom.

What was she like?

Tell me about her.

Well, she was the best.

And she was the only one

who really believes in me.

Why does Luke ride
you so hard about her?

Yeah.

He blames me.

For what?

For helping her.

Near the end

she was just in agony.

I mean, Luke really has no idea

what she went through.

I mean,

she practically
begged me to just

help her, you know?

And, a friend of mine

he got some pills for me

and she sat with
me by the fireplace

like we always did.

And, you know,

She took 'em

just one by one.

And,

she wanted me to read her a poem

that id written for
her when I was little.

It's the first
thing I ever wrote.

And,

I was shaking.

I could barely
get the words out.

By the time I got to the
end of it, she was gone.

I mean,

What did I do?

What did I do?

You helped her.

You saved her from
a life of misery.

Anyone who can't
see that is crazy.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

Don't be sorry.

Thank you.

I didn't do anything.

You did.

You did, thank you.

Easy, twinky.

Hey, stop.

Ow!

You really are too tall.

I told you.

Oh, Sorry.

Oh.

I'm starving.

Let's wash up and grab a bite.

Yeah, sounds good.

You got to be kidding me.

I thought that was you.

So did you guys
have a good time?

Did anybody get poison
ivy in the bushes?

I did get some

right on my balls Linus,

if you would like
to scratch them

for me.

What did you do to him?

Nothing.

So what are you, a couple now?

Aren't you little
too old for him.

Aren't you a little too
you for him?

Come on line is lighten up.

We didn't elope?

That was really good.

Yeah.

I'm stuffed,

I'm glad you liked it.

So, what you wanna do now?

Well, definitely dancing.

I don't think so,

I'm 106.

106?

Yep.

Oh, you must do pilates.

Hello.

Hey, yo.

Reign, right there.

Oh yeah,

let's go that way.

Oh, come on.

It's gonna be fun.

What are you having?

A lager Dos Equis

Nice.

Hey, Sunny?

Hey stranger.

- What's up?
- You two on a date

I think so.

It's about freakin' time.

Sunny, this is Ben.

Nice to meet you

Nice to meet you,
what can I get you?

lager Dos Equis.

Oh, your Spanish,

it's improving.

You got
a world traveler

its on the house.

Thank you, sunny.

Thanks sweetie.

To tonight.

So, where's the stage?

Its over here, I'll show you.

What?

Jamsie.

What are you doing here?

A little reconnaissance
for our reception?

Oh, really?

Yeah, gorgeous here
thinks it's a good idea

to have our reception
in the gay bar.

Hey it's kitschy,
there's a stage,

there's tons of liquor,
what's not to like?

I'm drawing the line
at topless waiter.

Guys, this has Ben.

Ben, Eleine and David.

Oh, nice to Meet you all.

A young Rupert Brock.

Oh, not quite, but thank you.

Did Jamie tell you how
much I liked your poems?

No.

No, he didn't.

News to me.

Do you ever read your email?

I've been a little
out of pocket.

Yeah, I can see that.

By the way, sweetie,
Patrick's here.

Sean with him?

Thankfully, no.

This is our cue.

No, wait, I need your advice,

come on.

Hey, I'm gonna grab around.

Oh, where's the head?

Right over there.

What did I say?

Sorry bro, bathrooms
aren't really my scene.

You're here with Jamie?

What are you, a paid escort?

No, we're on a date, actually.

Not that it's any
of your business.

Who are you, anyway?

Patrick.

Jamie and I used to be together.

Yeah.

I know.

Oh, you really got
it bad, don't you?

Look, man, just a heads up,

with Jamie, Jamie
always comes first.

So watch your heart.

Didn't you dump him big guy?

Self preservation, man.

You'll find out.

So, maybe photos there,

DJ behind glass
bricks, obviously,

and you either there or there.

For what?

For your song.

Dog with a bone!

Oh, come on.

If you want to get my wedding,

sing at my reception.

That'll be your big comeback.

like Britney at the VMAs

Me
thinks not that Lanie.

Well, I gave it my best shot.

Here comes the enabler.

Thank you.

Here you are.

Oh, thank you.

So, this is where you sing
all those cheesy show tunes.

Nice.

They're not all cheesy.

I like the ones you write.

♪ Is there room for me ♪

♪ Lanie ♪

You write songs?

Sort of.

Yes, he does.

You and Ben should
write together.

Ben may not like that.

Ben may love that.

Hey, look at this,

the whole gang's
back together again.

Come on, Jamie.

Let's get up there and belt
one out, for old times' sake.

Yeah, maybe not.

You're ready to go?

Anytime. All right,
guys, we'll see you later.

Lanie, I'll talk
to you tomorrow.

Come on, Jamie.

Don't take boy toy and go home.

Jealous much?

Well, that was
fun and educational.

Yeah, like waterboarding.

Shall I walk you to your door?

How about through your door?

What are you doing?

I'm turning on the light.

Yeah, well, you're perhaps
unfamiliar with the over 40,

no lights on during sex roll.

Relax.

I know what you're working with.

Oh my God,

sex pervert.

Oh, you hoe!

Yeah, well, maybe so.

Was that your go to move?

Yeah.

Well, I'm starting to like it.

How do you eat this
old man's Chex Mix?

I'm so sorry.

I'm all out in the lucky charms.

Right, they're
magically delicious.

Good morning star shine?

Well, someone got laid.

Did you put
microphones in here?

Closed-circuit TV.

Better?

So, will you be gracing us
with your presence at work

this fine day?

Oh, I
might make a cameo.

Good.

Bring Ben with you.

I wanna get rolling
on this poetry thing.

Okay, great.

Yeah, I'll let him
know when I see him

Why don't you try looking
across the breakfast table.

All right, I'm gonna
find those cameras.

Is that Miss Elaine?

Yeah, she wants you to
come in with me today.

She wants to talk
about the poetry idea.

Whoa.

Cool.

Well, I should ready then.

Yeah you should.

What should I wear?

Clothes.

Hmm, not what you
said last night.

Hurry up.

Oh, hey, sexy

Human resources,
I'm being objectified.

Wait a second, I kinda like it.

You can't call HR till Monday.

She hired you.

She wants me to write a
topical poem once a week.

I's fantastic.

She's calling it
"The poetry nook."

Dude.

I know,

but I'm super excited.

Yes you are babe,
congratulations.

So, come on.

Let's go celebrate.

Its 10 a.m., I have to
at least pretend to work.

But let's have lunch.

I'm buying.

Oh, okay.

Great.

I do have an errand
that I needed to run,

can I borrow the
keys to the Jeep?

Oh yeah, sure.

Where do you wanna eat?

Justin's.

Oh, I really am buying.

How about The Waffle House?

You're too proud
of me for that.

Hey there.

Hey, did Ben tell you?

Yes, and thank you so much.

This is so above
and beyond of you.

It's almost like a real job.

It is a real job.

Really,

"The poetry nook?"

He's talented, Jamie.

Have you read his poems?

No, but I will.

How's the article coming?

I don't know.

I think I'm losing
interest in it.

Maybe you're distracted?

No, I don't think that's it.

Jamie, you're
practically glowing.

Nobody is glowing.

We're both on the pill.

To Ben Zagig.

Thank you, sir.

Now, will you tell me
what this is doing here?

Oh, well,

this is just

a small token of my appreciation
for making all this happen.

A small token?

A keyboard?

What, are you crazy,
you can't afford this?

Well,

let me worry about that.

Well, thanks but why?

For you dream?

What?

The artist's life, remember?

I mean, we should totally
take the Elaine's suggestion

and start writing
songs together.

Oh,

well maybe we should wait
on that for a little while.

Okay.

You don't want to?

Well, I mean, you just started
this new job, you know?

I think you should wait until
you get settled in a bit,

don't you?

Yeah.

But, thanks.

Yeah.

There is something else that
I needed to talk to you about.

Shoot.

So, Luke, just...

we're not exactly bosom buddies.

And he's let it be known

that my presence in the
apartment has an expiration date.

Oh, no.

What are you gonna do?

Well, I was wondering if, I
know it soon and everything,

but I was I was wondering if
maybe I could crash with you,

for a while.

Oh.

Yeah, I don't know if
that's such a good idea.

I mean,

it seems like we're at a really
good place, and, you know.

Yeah, definitely.

I just don't know if we're
ready to take that step.

I guess you're not.

You're not taking
this seriously?

Well...

I mean you don't
take me seriously.

Of course I do.

Let me ask you, Jamie,

when I sent you the
poems to get to Elaine,

did you read any of them?

Well, no.

I didn't know if I should

or not.

I just sent them on to her.

Patrick was right.

When did you talk to Patrick?

Last night.

The men's room, he just...

What did he say?

Well, that you
always come first?

He was drunk.

And I have proven
that that's not true.

With me?

So I'm your revenge for Patrick

or at the worst
just a charity case.

No.

Ben, I like you.

A lot.

Well,

but you stole my heart.

I thought I was the bod.

- Ben, come on.
- No.

Enjoy your keyboard, Jamie.

Hope you get some use out of it.

Ben.

Yes, Linus.

I heard.

You must be devastated.

Devastated?

Alicia told me.

Ben's back with
his old boyfriend.

Oh.

Oh, that's great.

Good for him.

You don't have
to pretend with me.

No, I'm happy for him.

It's for the best.

Sure.

For him.

But for you?

Hello, you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Thanks for coming by, Linus,

it's it's been the
usual pleasure.

Wednesday at Reign is
"Silver daddy night,"

You should go.

Goodbye, Linus.

Okay.

okay.

- Can I talk to you
- Of course.

Oh wait.

Don't tell me,

there's nothing that
rhymes with Texas.

Sexes, hexes

Solar Plexus

I knew I hired the right guy.

So,

Jamie and I we broke up.

I know.

I'm so sorry, honey.

Has he said anything?

The Sphinx?

No.

Jamie vaults everything.

I was hoping you could
help him with that.

I wish I could have.

He really helped me

and I just,

I don't understand him.

I thought I really meant
something to him.

Jamie has issues.

He can't get out of his own way.

I hate to say this,

but you're probably better off.

Oh I miss him.

Come here, honey.

What are you doing Friday night?

I'll buy your drink.

I'm staying at
this guy's house.

What?

You move fast.

Oh, no.

It's an old boyfriend, Jerry,

and I'm just staying
on his couch.

That's all?

Yes.

Trust me.

The world does not need
another Ben and Jerry.

Okay.

Jamie or no Jamie,

you are coming to my wedding.

David's okay with that?

David does what I say.

Come on, I'll buy you a cup
of coffee in the break room.

Deal.

This is pointless.

Relax.

He's not here

trying to avoid any awkwardness.

Of course.

Our Jamie doesn't do messy.

whatever.

You know, sweetie, I
knew you have problem,

but I think this time
you've topped yourself

Topped myself?

There's one for the sex manuals.

I'm serious.

Look.

You said I couldn't put
anyone else first, but I did.

I did it.

To prove me wrong.

You don't care about Ben.

You used him

Is that what he thinks

What did he say?

Oh.

I was wrong, you do care.

And now your pride
is in the way.

What does pride
have to do with it?

You thought you would make
your point and waltz away,

but you got your foot caught
in the door, didn't you?

What the fuck are
you talking about?

You're embarrassed
that you fell for him,

that wasn't part of the plan.

And now you're screwing
up another relationship,

because you just don't get it.

Jamie, you haven't
changed at all.

You finished?

Good.

I quit.

Okay.

Hi.

Hey.

Bad time?

Oh no, I was just
about to make dinner.

Do you wanna come in?

No, I'm Okay.

I just needed to
give you something.

What is it?

It's a poem

that I've been working on
since we went on our trip.

You kind of inspired it.

I did?

Despite everything you
really helped me, Jamie.

And

I know what I want now,

and so I don't think

I'm gonna be able to move on,

and I don't think I'm gonna
sink back into that hole

where you found me

Oh, great.

I can't wait to read it.

It's okay if you don't,

I just needed to give it to you.

Okay.

Heard you quit.

Oh, yeah,

My heart wasn't
really in it anymore.

I thought maybe I could help
people with their dreams

but,

I think I need to
figure my own first.

Hope you do.

Take care of yourself, Jamie.

Hey, you too.

"When the world
has turned its back

"and there's not
a smile in sight.

"When the night so long
and your hope takes flight,

"and each choice
you make is wrong.

"You can find your way
into the breaking day,

"if you hear this distant cry.

"Come along with me

"and your heart will see
there is shelter from the sky.

"I'll be your home when
you're lost and far away.

"I'll be your home, and
fly to you without delay.

"And we'll share
this dream I see.

"Our lives will be so free.

"And you never more will roam.

"I'll be your home."

Hi, it's me.

I'm not gonna beg.

I'm not gonna plead.

Just asking my best friend
to please be at my wedding.

Jamie.

Come on, Jamie, I
know you're in there.

I brought you my award
winning chicken spaghetti.

Okay, I won fourth place,

but seriously, I was robbed.

Jamie.

Jamie.

Hello, Jamie.

Oh my God, Jamie.

That's breaking
and entering Linus,

I could sue.

No, I'm sure I
smell a gas leak.

What did you have for lunch?

What are you
doing here, Linus?

I feel bad about
what a jerk I've been.

Why start now?

I deserve that.

Have you heard from Ben?

Just this.

What's this, a poem?

You really have
it bad, don't you?

I blew it, Linus.

I really blew it.

Look, if he's
writing you poems,

that means you're
still in the game.

No one ever wrote me a poem.

He's moved on.

It's better this way.

He deserves better.

Fight for him, dummy.

I mean, sure Jerry is
younger, and perhaps sexier.

I'm sorry, I keep doing that.

The truth is,

you're kind of okay.

And you're smart, and talented,

and your not even bad looking.

I mean, I wouldn't look
in the mirror right now,

but you've gotta fight for him.

He needs to be with
somebody his own age.

We're in totally different
places in our lives.

Interesting,

because the last time I checked,

you are here in the same place.

You know what I mean.

Did he make you happy?

Yes.

Did you make him happy?

Did you make him happy?

I don't know.

Maybe

You're wasting time.

Look, I'm gonna heat up my
fabulous chicken spaghetti.

You need company.

Hmm, nice.

This will make a good song.

Hey.

Thanks for letting
me come over so late.

Listen, Ben,

this may not be such a good idea

Why, what's up?

He's upset and
he's been drinking.

Is it okay if I just
run in really quickly,

I just have a journal

that I just need to get for
a project that I'm doing.

Be really, really quick.

Okay, just try to hurry.

Okay, thank you.

Fuck you want?

I'm just gonna
grab a notebook, man.

Yeah.

Gotta write more of
your fucking poor meat

precious goddamn
poems, don't you?

It's all about you,
isn't it Benjie?

Do you even know what today
is you fucking dumb ass?

What's your deal?

Mom died a year ago
tonight, you piece of shit.

I forgot.

Luke.

You fucking murdered her.

Get off him.

He's your brother you idiot,

what the fuck is wrong with you?

You tell him, Jamie.

What the fuck
are you gonna do about it?

I work out.

I gotta go.

I'll get you some water.

I completely forgot.

Forgot what?

What the hell is his problem?

Mom died a year ago tonight.

I just forgot.

what's wrong with me?

Nothing

There's nothing wrong with you.

Yeah, it's me.

I have no family, you know.

Yes, you do.

Jamie, can I
stay here tonight.

On the on the couch.

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

But I'll stay on the couch.

No.

Hey.

I was raised right,

and you are my guest.

Ben.

I mean, I could
make it sound better

if I had a little bit more time.

Thanks, but I'm already late.

Estelle, did I miss the wedding?

Jamie,

we missed you.

Everybody was disappointed
you didn't sing today.

Well, is everybody gone?

So my darling
granddaughter, Naomi.

First alto in the choir.

Naomi got up to sing the
song you were supposed to,

what's it called?

- "I'll let you dance"
- "I'll let you dance"

- Right.
- It was such a pretty song.

Thanks so much.

Are they all at the reception?

Worse, her voice cracked
just the littlest bit.

I'm sure it was just nerves.

She's such a lamb.

- Bless her little heart.
- Little heart.

All right, thanks
so much Estelle.

Bye.

Oh my God, Jamie.

Oh, what's he doing?

♪ When the world has
turned its back ♪

♪ And there's not
a smile in sight ♪

♪ When the night's so long ♪

♪ And your hope takes flight ♪

♪ And each choice
you make is wrong. ♪

♪ You can find your way ♪

♪ To the breaking day. ♪

♪ If you hear this
destined cry ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And your heart will see ♪

♪ There is shelter
from the sky ♪

♪ I'll be your home ♪

♪ When you're lost and faraway ♪

♪ I'll be your home. ♪

♪ Fly to me without delay ♪

♪ And we'll share
this dream I see ♪

♪ And our lives
will be so free ♪

♪ And you never more will roam ♪

♪ I'll be your home. ♪

♪ We're searching ♪

♪ For a warm ♪

♪ Safe harbor from a storm ♪

♪ To shift a drift at sea ♪

♪ Believe me when I plea ♪

♪ I'll be your home ♪

♪ When you're lost
and far away ♪

♪ I'll be your home ♪

♪ Fly to me without delay ♪

♪ And we'll share
this dream I see ♪

♪ And our lives
will be so free ♪

♪ And you never more ♪

♪ Will roam ♪

♪ Ill be your home. ♪

Jamsie.

Where did that song come from?

- I don't know.
- I loved it.

Thanks.

What happened?

I finally got it.

Welcome back.

Just like the cavalry
showing up in the nick of time.

That was amazing.

Thanks, David.

I'm thirsty, are you thirsty?

Parched.

Hey,

It's catchy tune.

What do you call it?

"I'll be your home."

It's perfect.

Well, they're your words.

So, where's your date?

Hmm.

I'm looking at him.

So, I had to add a
few words to your poem

just to make a
bridge for the song.

I hope that's okay.

Yeah, I saw that.

your re-writing
my stuff already?

Oh, come on,

it's our first collaboration.

We both had to learn
to compromise a little.

Our songwriting collaboration.

That too.

All right dreamers,
forget everything I said.

You have to listen to the
chatter all around you.

It's talking to you,

telling you to be a little
more generous with your heart.

Find the love that's
already in your life

and hold on tight.

That's when just
might get inspired

to make your dreams come true.