Original subtitles

Don't get up.

[ Laughs ]

But also don't fall down.

Whoa! Yeah!

Wait, just ‐‐ every‐‐ everybody sit down.

Normal.

Like that.

Perfect.

You're exactly where you need to be.

Maybe we should speed it up?

[ Laughter ]

Because for the next hour,

you're gonna see this group of sisters

try to win $100,000 just by not doing things.

Latifah: My mouth is on fire.

All: No! No!

Adam: Don't lose your grip.

We know ‐‐ it doesn't make much sense.

Oh, my God!

And don't worry ‐‐ it will continue not to.

Like dark matter.

Honestly, what the heck is it?

Who am I, you ask?

I'm the Don't Master.

You won't see me, but believe me, I can see you.

[ Chuckles ] Just kidding.

This is ABC, not Facebook.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You will see this guy, though.

He's our host, Adam Scott.

♪♪

Adam, do something interesting.

Adam?

Don't worry, he'll be doing much more than that.

I'm so excited.

This LoFi blue space tunnel is where I live.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Welcome to "Don't," everybody,

the show where families win money

for simply not doing things.

I'm your host and sentient assembly of matter, Adam Scott,

and tonight, we are joined by the Alyassiri sisters.

Get hyped, 'cause we're about to meet the family.

Me‐me‐me‐me‐‐ [ Audio glitching ]

Meet the family.

Meet the family.

Meet the family.

Hey!

Okay.

We are the Alyassiris.

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

So, every time someone says your name, "Alyassiri,"

you say...

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Adam: Very interesting.

Adam: This is Dahlia.

She works for a nonprofit in Cedar Rapids, Iowa,

but tonight, she's looking to make some for‐profit ‐‐

Get it? ‐‐ cash for her and her sisters.

Latifah's hoping there are no challenges

that involve bridges or clowns ‐‐

her only two fears.

Amal is a stay‐at‐home mom

and a self‐described "spiciest sister."

She loves the spotlight,

but it might be stolen by the baby, Sabrin.

She's a daycare teacher with no filter and no volume button.

She'll certainly let her sisters know

if they're blowing a challenge.

Okay, so, you guys are from Iowa.

Yes. Well, we live in Iowa,

but originally, we're from Iraq.

From Iraq. Yes.

Now, Alyassiri, is that an Iraqi name?

‐Yes, that is our ‐‐ ‐That's a beautiful name.

Thank you. Thank you.

We actually came from a refugee camp.

During the Desert Storm.

So, we went to Saudi Arabia in a camp

for about three years,

then we came here in 1993.

As refugees.

Well, thank you for coming to America.

We are all the better for having you guys. Thank you so much.

We're living the American dream.

"Don't" disclaimer ‐‐ this will be our one feel‐good moment.

And how did you get to Iowa?

Because of that one. Tell them.

Yeah, why don't you tell them?

Well, a family came by our tent,

and they'd seen this little girl ‐‐

me ‐‐ of course, adorable. Yes.

You know, they gave me a map of the United States ‐‐ Big ol' map of the United States.

And they said, "Where would you like to go?"

Okay. I pointed in the middle of the map.

And how old were you when this happened?

I was like 6 or 7.

She didn't pick LA, she didn't pick Florida.

You picked Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

Yes.

Iowa ‐‐ the place people end up

when they close their eyes and point.

[ Chuckles ] Just kidding, Iowa.

We love you.

Okay, are you guys ready for your first challenge?

All: Yes! Alright.

The first challenge is called "Don't Leave Me Hanging."

Now...

‐Oh! ‐Oh, my God!

Okay. I'm being assured that

that probably won't happen to you guys.

Okay.

Okay. On that note, I'm gonna go home.

Okay. Okay.

[ Laughter ]

They look like they miss each other. Poor guy.

He's a really nice guy, too.

I'm sorry that that happened.

Okay, "Don't Leave Me Hanging."

Just like high‐fives or adorable kittens on posters,

no one likes to be left hanging.

But here, it could earn you a ton of cash.

Two of you will be suspended 30 feet in the air

as you hold on to each other for dear life.

Every 15 seconds you maintain that grip, you'll earn $5,000.

A full minute will bring you home a cool $20,000.

"Don't Leave Me Hanging."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, so, who is gonna be hanging upside down

and who is going to be hanging on?

I'm gonna be hanging on.

I'll be hanging upside down.

Amal, you're gonna be hanging on.

Are you guys ready? We're ready.

Yes! Okay.

"Don't Leave Me Hanging."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Star‐wipe magic,

the latest in contestant repositioning technology.

We are going to get you 30 feet up in the air.

♪♪

To raise the stakes of this challenge,

we're playing Robert Tepper's

"There's No Easy Way Out" from "Rocky IV."

We may love Iraq now,

but Russia will always be our enemy.

Just kidding, Russia.

[ Chuckles ] We love you.

You guys are way up there.

You got it!

Adam: Okay, guys, you're in position.

Now, for every 15 seconds you don't drop Amal,

you'll earn $5,000.

One minute starts now.

[ Buzzer blares ] You got it!

♪ There's no easy way out ♪

[ Screams ]

♪ There's no shortcut home ♪

Adam: Dahlia, you're doing great. Just hang on.

♪ There's no easy way out ♪

‐You got this, girl! ‐You got this! Oh, my gosh!

[ Clock chimes ]

$5,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You got it!

♪♪

Adam: Okay, what's happening, Dahlia? Are you okay?

I can't ‐‐ It's all on you.

Dahlia is lowering Amal very slowly.

Almost halfway home.

$10,000 so far! ‐Oh, my God!

♪ There's no easy way out ♪ I'm not letting go.

Adam: Amal, you just need to make sure Dahlia doesn't let go.

Those arms have to be tired by now.

And...cue synthesizer.

♪♪

$15,000!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Dahlia, those arms are shaking now.

You've got to be tired. Hang in there!

Don't let those hands slip! Hold on, Dahlia!

Audience: ...4, 3, 2, 1.

Adam: You made it. You're clear.

[ Screams ] Whoa!

Great job. You did it for a full minute, earning $20,000.

Okay, let's go to a replay of that to really see ‐‐

Ohh!

What is this?

Maybe we should...

[ Button clicks, music stops ]

Nope.

Let it play a little longer.

[ Button clicks, music resumes ]

♪ There's no easy way out ♪

That trench coat just melts off the body.

♪ There's no shortcut home ♪

You all can return to the show. I'm ‐‐ I'm staying here.

♪ There's no easy way out ♪

Alyassiri family, you have just earned yourselves $20,000.

Dahlia and Amal, what was that like?

Once I seen her face when we got up there,

I seen she was serious... Yeah.

...and she was, like, in game mode,

I was like, "Oh, she's not letting me go."

Seems like there's a little bit more trust here

than there was before you went up there.

Yeah, there's probably like 10% more.

We'll see how the rest of the day goes. Oh, okay.

Adam: When we come back,

I'm gonna tell you about how you can win another $20,000.

Okay? [ Cheers and applause ]

Come on back.

♪♪

Later tonight on "Sister, Sister...

Sister, Sister"...

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Sabrin bets the sisters' house in a crazy basketball game.

Latifah gets a spicy surprise.

Hoo!

And Dahlia and Amal start dating

two twins from the audience

and then realize they're both actually dating the same twin.

Confused yet? Excellent.

Stay tuned.

What's up?

♪♪

Fun fact ‐‐ under the seat of each audience member

is the haunting nostalgia for their childhood.

Alyassiri sisters,

you must be exhausted after hanging up there like that

for so long.

I feel for you, so what I'm gonna do

is offer you some relaxing time

on this luxurious circular daybed

we have over there.

This next game is called "Don't Miss."

Adam: Originally a boring game called "Do Make a Basket"

is now the ingenious "Don't Miss."

Over the course of four 20‐second rounds,

you need to try to score as many baskets as you can,

but the course isn't easy.

You'll be spun around and thrown aside along the way.

Each basket is worth $1,000.

Don't miss 20 times and do make $20,000.

"Don't Miss."

[ Applause ]

Alyassiris, there is $20,000 on the line.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Also, here is how you can earn more money.

Over there, we've got the "Don't Push" Button.

Don'tie, as we like to call him,

is here to help you double your money from one game tonight.

In case that wasn't clear,

let's hear a little bit more about the "Don't Push" Button,

shall we?

Just a few months ago, the "Don't Push" Button

and his wife, Stephanie,

welcomed a brand‐new baby button to the family.

Little Sandy Button was 45 pounds, 6 ounces,

and she's already learned to stand.

We call her Standy.

Congratulations to expanding the "Don't Push" Button family.

♪♪

That's fascinating stuff. Congrats, you two.

Okay, here's how the "Don't Push" Button works.

If you push the "Don't Push" Button

and you complete the game perfectly,

you double that game's value to $40,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

But if you don't complete the game perfectly,

your winnings for that game will be cut in half.

Ooh.

So, do you feel confident enough in your basketball skills

to push the "Don't Push" Button?

I'm gonna go ahead and say that's a no for me.

No for Amal. Okay.

We're not gonna do it.

No? Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Okay, okay.

So, who is going to be the first?

Me! Okay, Sabrin.

Let's do it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Sabrin!

♪♪

Sabrin, are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready!

Okay. Don't miss!

♪♪

How you feeling, Sabrin?

I'm okay!

Sabrin's high school superlative was

"Most likely to not feel sick

on a nationally televised game show."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Here we go.

20 seconds starts now.

[ Sisters cheering ]

Okay.

Oh, did we mention that the floor moves?

And this thing's also spinning.

Okay, start shooting.

Audience: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

$1,000.

Audience: ...3, 2, 1!

Time! [ Air horn blares ]

Alright, Sabrin.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, you earned $1,000 that round,

and this time for Round 2,

Amal has joined Sabrin on the spinning daybed here.

Amal, how are you feeling? How is it?

I feel like I'm taking a ride, but I'm ready for it.

Maybe we should speed it up then.

Oh, no, no, no! No, no, no!

[ Laughter ]

Here we go. Your 20 seconds starts now! Go!

"Sometimes, all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage."

Matt Damon. "We Bought a Zoo."

[ Cheers and applause ]

‐Almost there! ‐10 seconds.

Audience: 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4,

3, 2... Come on! You need to score before the buzzer!

Nice! Nice!

Okay, we got another $1,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You guys are up to $2,000 so far in this challenge.

Alright, this is Round 3 of 4,

and Latifah has joined the squad.

Do you think this is gonna get even worse

now that there's three of them?

I think it's gonna be worse.

Dahlia thinks this is gonna get worse and worse

now that there are three of you.

Oh, she's not lying. She's not lying.

Oh, my God.

Okay, here we go. We're stopping.

Your 20 seconds starts now.

Things get worse in three, two...

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[ Laughter and applause ]

$3,000.

$4,000.

$5,000. Audience: 9, 8, 7,

6, 5... Five seconds remaining!

...4, 3,

Yeah! ...2, 1. Nice!

One more second!

[ Air horn blares ]

Alright.

[ Sisters cheer ]

You just made another $6,000. That's incredible.

The worst thing in my life.

[ Chuckles ]

So, she's being hyperbolic.

The worst thing will come later in the episode.

This honestly looks fun by comparison.

Adam: You guys are up to $8,000, and Dahlia is joining you

for the last round.

‐Aah! Here we go again. ‐Yes!

How's everybody feeling?

Why did I do this to myself?

Uh, dizzy.

I'm feeling great, Adam. Thanks for asking.

Go, go! 20 seconds!

♪♪

Take your time, Dahlia.

Are you okay?

Yes! Oh!

"Don't" ‐‐ the show when stuff breaks,

it's not a workplace liability.

Audience: 10, 9, 8,

7, 6, 5,

4, 3, 2, 1.

Adam: And that's it.

Whoo! Wait, don't leave me hanging.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, you guys. Dahlia, how are you feeling?

Horrible. [ Laughs ]

I'm still dizzy.

Now, two sisters tonight managed to break "Don't,"

which you should be very proud of.

I mean, look, you completely dismantled it.

That's incredible.

Uh, it appears our treadmill is out of toner.

Did we even make any more balls?

You did. Oh, okay.

You made two more baskets,

adding $10,000 to your overall total tonight.

$30,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now, don't go anywhere.

More applause after the break.

Woman: Whoo!

We here at "Don't" are 100% committed to

sustainability and protecting our planet Earth.

That's why we recycle each clip of a big fall

and reuse it as many times as we possibly can.

Did you know that most game shows

will throw out a perfectly good fall or hit

after only one use?

Not here at "Don't."

We're gonna keep replaying the same clips over and over

so each new generation can enjoy them.

This message brought to you by "Don't" ‐‐

the only sustainable choice in game shows.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back to "Don't."

So far, the Alyassiri sisters

have won $30,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And everyone clapping at home

has gotten quite the arm workout.

This next game is called "Don't Drink,"

and here is how you play.

Everybody eats, everybody drinks,

and everybody poops.

But in this game, the object is to eat but not drink.

And also don't poop.

One of you will be offered

some of the hottest foods on the planet

while walking on a treadmill under a heat lamp.

A series of refreshing drinks are offered to put out the fire.

Each time you don't drink, you'll win $4,000.

Complete the challenge without drinking anything

and you'll win 20 grand.

"Don't Drink."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, do we know yet who's ready to take the heat?

Yeah. Latifah's taking it. Latifah.

Latifah!

I can handle the heat.

Yeah? Yeah.

This was awkward for Adam, whose crossover single

was also called "I Can Handle the Heat."

Now remember, before we begin, you have the opportunity

to hit the "Don't Push" Button.

[ Whispering ] Push me!

Now, if you push the "Don't Push" Button

and you complete the game perfectly,

you double the bank on this game to $40,000.

But if you don't complete the game perfectly,

your winnings for that game will be cut in half.

What do you think?

I think we should do it.

‐Yeah. ‐I think we should do it.

Alright, you're gonna do it?

Right on.

Sabrin is losing her mind.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You got this!

♪♪

So you are now playing for 40,000 bucks.

Adam literally means bucks ‐‐

40,000 antelope are standing by backstage.

Side challenge ‐‐ don't tell PETA.

Adam: Latifah, are you ready? I'm ready.

"Don't Drink." Come on up here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You got this.

Just start taking a stroll. It'll start moving.

I don't know if you noticed,

but there is a heat lamp behind you.

[ Laughter ]

Latifah, do you like hot dogs?

Not a big fan of them,

but I mean, for $40,000, bring it.

This is what I like to call a jalapeño hot dog.

This jalapeño pepper has what's called

a Scoville rating of 5,000 on the spicy scale.

Whew!

Now, for $4,000,

maybe you want to take the jalapeño out of the bun ‐‐

just grab it ‐‐

and eat the entire thing.

[ Audience groans ] Take a bigger bite.

Dahlia: Take a big bite.

Two big bites. You got this! You got this!

Yes! Swallow it! Swallow it!

Latifah may be in pain,

but she's also getting 10% of her daily vitamin C.

Yes!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You got this.

Latifah, how is that feeling right now?

Is it spicy?

It's burning. My mouth is on fire.

Whew!

I know what could help with that.

Here's some ice‐cold water.

‐Look at me. We're good. ‐No. No.

It'll lessen the pain,

but to win $4,000, you can't drink it.

Will you drink the water?

‐You don't need it! ‐Don't take it.

Don't take it.

I've got an ice‐cold glass of water here to put that fire out.

What do you think? Don't listen to Adam.

The motto Latifah lives by in three, two...

Mom didn't raise no punk.

Okay. Yep, that's it.

Yes!

Don't drink.

That's $4,000 right there.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on, girl!

Okay. To make things more interesting,

I want to raise the stakes with a "Don't You Dare You"

side challenge.

This one's for you three.

Okay. Okay.

Right here, I have three jalapeño hot dogs.

Freshly prepared in Adam's Easy‐Bake Oven.

[ Laughs nervously ]

Okay. Okay.

Now, if you each eat that jalapeño

that's sitting there in that bun,

I'll throw another $5,000 into the pot.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Latifah: Ooh!

Okay.

You can do it, ladies! Whoo! Whoo!

You just won yourselves an extra $5,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now, would the three of you like a glass of ice water?

You can have it, and we won't take any money away. Nope.

No, we're good. She can't, we won't.

That's what I like to hear.

You guys are the best. Yeah!

That's the loyalty you only see with sisters.

Or a character about to betray someone

on "Game of Thrones."

Okay, now back to the main challenge.

What we have here is a deviled egg...

But this has two Thai peppers on top of it.

[ Sighs ] Uh‐oh.

Doesn't that look delicious?

[ Exhales sharply ]

These two Thai peppers

are pretty spicy.

These guys are 100,000 on the spicy scale.

What you're gonna need to do is take both of them

off of this deviled egg and just eat them.

Whoo! You got this!

Swallow them. Come on, baby. $40,000. Adam: There you go.

I'm shaking, guys. Whoa.

You're doubling them up?

You're just gonna take them both at once?

Yeah. Alright.

Whoo! You got this!

$40,000.

‐Let's go. ‐Yeah, don't chew them.

[ Audience groans ]

Oh, gosh.

Amal: Come on. $40,000. You got it.

How much more spicy is it

than the jalapeño, would you say?

Maybe five more levels. Whoo!

Let's break it down to a hotness scale

that's more understandable.

Whew!

It looks like you're not feeling well.

This is ice‐cold iced tea.

It would take that burning right away.

‐Nope. Nope. ‐What do you think?

Nope, nope, nope, nope. You got this!

You got this. ‐Ooh, I know!

It's okay. Look at me. Hey.

$40,000. Look at me.

Just look at her, Latifah.

No!

All you have to say to me, Latifah, is "Don't Drink."

Nope. You got this!

You got this. Hoo!

Don't Drink.

$4,000.

Whoo!

[ Cheers and applause ]

God, I love you!

So, how are you feeling, Latifah?

This girl is literally on fire.

You know what they say, fight fire with fire.

This is a delicious cupcake.

Ooh.

With yummy green frosting.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Oh, I'm sorry, guys,

this actually isn't frosting.

This is, uh, pure wasabi on this.

[ Audience groans ]

You have to lick all the wasabi off the cupcake.

You got this. Really fast.

Pure wasabi is about twice the intensity of a Thai pepper.

You got this. Really fast.

♪♪

Yes!

Yes!

[ Laughs ]

Hoo!

[ Laughter ]

Yeah. Hoo!

Look at me. Hoo!

You got this. Look at me!

$45,000.

Latifah, what does this feel like?

I've never had fire in my mouth, but this is how it ‐‐

[ Hiccups, coughs ] Yeah.

I can't talk.

Come on! You got this!

There's a lot more!

I thought giving birth was the worst pain in my life.

[ Audience groans ]

This is worse?

Yes.

Whoo!

Don't fall.

When we come back, Latifah puts her ponytail up,

iced tea,

her sisters remind her where she came from...

What do we say? Mama didn't raise no quitters!

‐Yup! ‐Yes!

...and Adam Scott finally decides

what to do with his hands.

Yep. Well done, Adam.

Adam: Welcome back to "Don't."

Mama didn't raise no punk.

Before the break...

♪ Sisters ♪ Look at me.

♪ Sisters ♪ I'm gonna go home.

Sisters.

♪ There were never such devoted sisters ♪ Hoo!

Adam: Always looking out for one another.

Hoo!

Adam: Working together for a common goal.

Look at me.

And laughing hysterically at the one sister

who just licked wasabi frosting off a cupcake

and said the pain from it was worse than childbirth.

This is worse? Yes.

[ Distorted laughter ]

Hoo! Hoo!

You're really feeling it right now, aren't you?

Feeling it is an understatement.

There is this iced tea here, however.

It could help with the pain.

No, no, no, no.

Adam, take your iced tea somewhere else!

Yeah! We don't need that.

We don't need that. Okay, alright.

Girls, you don't understand.

No, we understand, and we're here for you.

We love you so much. You got this!

Whoa! Don't fall.

Do you want a sip of iced tea?

Hoo!

[ Audience shouting ]

♪♪

Don't...

Don't drink the iced tea.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That is $4,000 more.

[ Cheering ]

And there are only two more stages left.

That's right! Yes! Yes!

You got this.

The ponytail's going up.

Ooh, it's about to get real.

It's been a little hot.

I know that there's nothing better on a hot day

than some ice cream.

This is just a little ice cream with a, uh ‐‐

Well, that's not a cherry on top.

That's actually a habanero pepper

on top of the ice cream.

FYI, habanero is about 100 times hotter than the jalapeño.

Latifah... Yeah.

If you would please just take that habanero

and eat the entire thing.

You got this! You got this.

Latifah with a ceremonial presenting

of the habanero,

customary in all habanero eating competitions.

♪♪

No, take it all. You got this far.

Literally, there's no stopping now.

‐Whoo! ‐Don't fall. Don't fall.

Swallow it as fast as you can.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And second motto Latifah lives by

in three, two, one. Whoo! Whoo!

Mama didn't raise no quitters!

I'm seeing stars.

Latifah, what are you feeling right now?

What I'm feeling is...

Can I not talk?

You don't want to talk?

Okay, well, as we know, it's scientifically proven

that milk binds with a protein in the pepper

called capsaicin,

and that is what relieves

the spicy sensation you're feeling right now.

So I'll just put this here ‐‐ it's ice‐cold, too.

No, no, no! Don't drink the milk!

Don't drink!

Adam: Do you want to take a sip?

Look at me. Hey.

Joke's on you, Adam ‐‐ Latifah's lactose intolerant.

Don't drink the milk!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Bring it.

That's another $4,000.

So far...

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, Latifah. Last one.

Last one, baby. Last one. You think you can handle one more?

I got it.

I got it! I'm on fire!

Normally when someone shouts, "I'm on fire,"

people have a much different reaction.

Now, there is a bit of a ceiling

on the Scoville chart,

and I think we're about to hit it,

and that is ‐‐ What do you mean?

We'll go past it and then some. Let's go.

Let's go.

This is the face of a woman

who really wants her sister to stop talking.

The ghost pepper.

Now, I think we've all seen maybe the YouTube videos.

Oh!

‐You're on YouTube. ‐Aah!

Aaaah!

Young woman: That's not doing anything!

It was a bad idea. [ Exhales sharply ]

I'm not even allowed to touch this,

and I don't want you to touch it, either.

This is a ghost pepper,

and it is a 1 million on the Scoville chart.

[ Audience "Ohhs" ]

You hit the "Don't Push" Button.

You eat this, you don't take a drink,

you guys took the "Don't You Dare."

Yes. Yep.

That's $45,000. $45,000!

People on YouTube do this for free.

Here you go.

Alright, Latifah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Audience groans ]

Swallow it!

[ Yelling ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, Latifah.

You look like you're in pain.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You got this!

You want some milk?

Don't!

Together: No! No! No!

Don't. Don't.

Don't.

That's $45,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

When you add that to your winnings

from the previous rounds,

you are up to $75,000!

That was incredible.

Now, don't even think about going anywhere

because we will be back after these commercials.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, uh...

For our younger viewers,

a commercial is a 20th‐century term

that used to delineate the difference

between original content and advertising.

Okay. See you soon.

The audience has been clapping the whole commercial break.

So weird.

Alyassiri girls are here with us.

How are you guys doing? How are you feeling?

We're good. We're feeling great!

Good? Ready to win some more money?

‐Yes! ‐Yes, absolutely!

Well, you've won $75,000 so far.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's nothing to sneeze at.

No.

Quite literally, if I saw a pile of money,

I'm telling you right now, I would not sneeze on it.

Neither would I. Neither would I.

None of us. No.

Five people right here who would not sneeze on $75,000!

[ Laughter ]

Adam's joke is rooted in pain.

As a youth, he suffered from terrible allergies

and trained his body to never sneeze.

Ah‐choo!

He hasn't sneezed since 1994.

Alright, you guys, here we go.

Let's play "Don't Lose Your Grip."

Adam: In this game, you have to challenge

Strongman Wesley to a game of tug‐of‐war.

You have 10 seconds to pull him

off his platform. [ Yawns ]

Adam: If one of you alone defeats him,

you'll win $20,000.

For each additional family member it takes,

the winnings get cut by $5,000.

[ Snoring ]

There's also a bonus prize ‐‐ rope burns.

"Don't Lose Your Grip."

Ladies and gentlemen,

please give a warm welcome to Strongman Wesley Claborn.

[ Cheers and applause ]

We spent our entire fog budget on this shot.

Please, please work.

There he is.

How's it going?

♪♪

Hey, Wesley.

How you doing?

Uh, Wesley, is it true that your beard

is the source of all of your strength?

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Wesley and Adam really got off on the wrong foot,

as Adam fits the archetype of the oh‐so‐clever nerd

who made Wesley's high school years a nightmare.

Is that a ‐‐ Is that a no?

We might be about to see Adam Scott get ripped in two.

Yeah, that's a no.

Uh, rumor officially squashed.

Yeah.

We can put that one to rest.

So, who is up first?

Alright.

Latifah, you are strong, you're gonna do this,

it's gonna be great.

Okay, here we go. Are we ready?

Alright, remember, each round is only 10 seconds.

Alright, Latifah.

"Don't Lose Your Grip."

Here we go.

Timer starts...

now.

See that white flag in the middle of the rope?

Doesn't mean anything ‐‐ it's just there.

Latifah is holding her own,

but Wesley is not budging.

Time!

Alright, Latifah. Let's give her a hand.

Let's dive back into that moment with

a "Don't" non‐action replay.

Latifah is pulling. Wesley is standing.

Latifah is giving it everything.

Wesley is not moving at all.

Exciting.

Let's go even deeper into the action

with a Wesley Internal Monologue Replay.

What people don't understand about "Finnegans Wake"

is that it's not about if you've read it ‐‐

it's about what it makes us all feel and think about

in the canon of Western literature.

Okay, Dahlia, join your sister Latifah over there.

Let's do it. Alright, come on, you guys!

If you guys can pull him off in under 10 seconds, $15,000.

And the timer starts right now. Here we go.

[ Cheering ]

You got it, you got it, you got it!

Go, go, go, go!

I'm Adam Scott's brain.

Currently, I am thinking of being a brain.

I am receiving inputs

and then just firing a series of synapses

so that Adam can say things like...

Okay, 5, 4, 3...

You got it! Let's go! Let's go!

Wesley has developed

a special connection with camera 3.

...2, 1.

‐Oh, yeah. ‐Time.

Okay, guys. How did that feel, Dahlia?

It's tough.

It's tough. It's tough.

But you know, Wesley was moving over here.

You got him moving, you got him budging.

I got you, Wesley!

You didn't get the $15,000.

You think one more for $10,000?

You think you can get that?

I think we got it, yeah.

Okay. Amal, you are next.

Alright, here we go.

If you can pull Wesley off the platform

in under 10 seconds, it's $10,000.

Here we go.

Three, two, one, don't lose your grip!

[ Cheering ]

Okay, good!

You got him. You got him!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Three seconds!

Two seconds, one second!

[ Air horn blares ]

That's time.

That was really close, you guys.

Mm. Was it?

[Bleep] Wesley.

[ Laughter ]

We were so close. So close.

So close. Yeah.

Just 'cause you keep saying it

doesn't make it true.

You think with Sabrin? One more person?

We got it. Mm‐hmm.

For $5,000? Yes.

I think you can do it.

‐Absolutely. ‐Yeah, absolutely.

Alright, Sabrin, go join your sisters over there.

For $5,000, if you can get him off in under 10 seconds.

Word choice, Adam. Word choice.

Alright, you guys ready? Yes.

Three, two, one.

Don't lose your grip!

[ Cheering ]

Whoa.

Okay, they're getting him.

They're getting him! Wesley ‐‐

Audience: 4, 3...

Three seconds. Two seconds, one second.

Oh, my God! Wow!

[ Cheers and applause ]

How do you feel, you guys?

[ Sisters cheer ]

Alright, that was incredible.

Well, congratulations.

That is another $5,000 for a total of $80,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And you are still going.

Alright?

We'll be right back.

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Now you can with "Body by Wesley."

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♪♪

Matt, where are we at with the catchphrases?

Yeah, I was just looking for you.

Yeah, I've got, um...

"Oh, no you don't'nt."

No. No, no, no, no. That's...

Um...

"That's a don't."

No.

That's not right.

Um...

"You just got don'ted."

Yeah.

Yes! Yeah?

That's it. Man: Five, four, three ‐‐

Applause, please.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright.

You guys are doing so great.

You have $80,000 so far.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now, this is the final game of the night.

If you ace this, you're going home with $100,000.

‐Ace it! Yes, we are! ‐Yes, we are!

Let's play "Don't Get Tired."

This challenge isn't to avoid sleep,

but to avoid being hit in the face with a tire.

Four massive tires are placed on top of four lanes.

Three of you are asked a quiz question

with four possible answers

while one of you stands in the lane of the answer given.

If the answer's right, the tires drop and miss you,

earning you $5,000.

If the answer's wrong, the only thing you'll earn

is a face full of rubber.

"Don't Get Tired."

Who's gonna go first? Do we know?

I'm gonna go first.

Okay. Here we go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes! Question number one.

Meghan Markle went from "Suits" to crowns

after she married into the royal family.

Before she resigned, what was her official title?

Or "E," we taped this show seven months ago.

I think it's "D."

Maybe it's ‐‐

Dahlia: No, it's not "D."

I'm thinking "A."

I would say "C." but, you know,

I don't know nothing about this stuff. Geez.

[ Laughs ]

Wait, why is it on me?

Oh, my God!

I'm saying "C." Let's do "C."

"C." Let's do "C."

Adam: "C," Duchess of Cornwall.

Amal, why don't you turn around on "C," face the tires,

and we'll see what happens?

Here we go.

[ All scream ] [Bleep]

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Oh, no.

I bet the sisters feel really bad about that one.

Eh, no, looks like they're loving it.

Okay, the correct answer is Duchess of Sussex,

and, yes, Latifah, you did say that.

‐Dude! ‐I said I don't know!

Okay, okay. Calm down.

Okay, guys, who's up next?

Dahlia. Me. [ Whimpers ]

Okay, are you ready?

Not really. Okay.

That's ready enough, I guess.

[ Applause ]

Question number two.

What the heck?

Would that be...

Adam, all these words feel made up.

I feel tattles, but I don't know

if that's just, like, something else. I feel like it's tattles.

But I don't know. Oh, my God.

Adam: Dahlia, do you know the answer?

She don't know, either. No.

[ Laughter ]

We're gonna go with tattles.

Tattles? Yeah.

‐"C," tattles is your answer. ‐Yes.

Alright. Dahlia, let's turn around on "C."

Oh, my God.

"C," tattles. [ Cheering ]

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my goodness.

♪♪

Aaah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

The answer was "B," tittles.

Tittles, tattles ‐‐ same thing.

[ Laughter ]

Okay, well, that's zero dollars.

Let's see if we can win some money this round.

Sabrin, are you ready?

‐No. ‐She's ready.

Great. Let's go!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, question number three.

Would it be...

Meany, Chesty...?

I definitely don't think it's Chesty.

They wouldn't consider Chesty. Why would they?

I think it's Meany.

Disney would think, "Okay, Meany is kind of normal."

No, it's not for Disney, though. It's kids.

Oh, I'm screwed.

We're gonna go with her and choose Chesty.

I'll say Chesty for one.

Chesty, you guys?!

I thought it was Meany, but...

Yeah, that's what I thought, too.

You guys think it's Meany?

She's pretty confident, so I'm gonna trust her.

I don't know. Can we just try it?

If not, I'm sorry. ‐Just hit her in the face.

No you're not!

Let's see how Chesty goes.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Aaah!

Whoo!

Oh! [Bleep]

Aaah!

Oh, my God!

[ Laughter and applause ]

Adam: Latifah, you might want to take cover.

The right answer was Meany.

Aaaah! Oh!

Seriously?!

Okay, Latifah, get on up there.

Come on, Chesty.

[ Laughter ]

Alright. Alright, last chance to win some money here.

Let's see if you can get $5,000.

According to a Mississippi House bill,

you can be jailed for up to 30 days.

Would it be...

Misspelling "Mississippi" in a public space.

I would say "C." I think it's "C." I think it's "C."

I think it's blowing your nose.

No, I don't think it's ‐‐

"C" again?

‐"C." ‐Or "A."

No, "C." I don't know, man.

‐Alright, if you're confident. ‐Okay, then "C."

Might as well just do "C" again.

Hey, you deserve a hit anyway, Chesty.

Okay, your fourth "C" selection.

Yeah. Want it to be wrong.

Adam: You want it ‐‐ Okay.

I just ‐‐ I feel like Chesty deserves it.

Amal now wants it to be wrong.

Yeah, Chesty!

Keep in mind, Latifah is filled with peppers.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aaaah!

Oh! [ Laughs ]

♪♪

The answer was one none of you even considered ‐‐

it was "B," cursing.

What the [bleep]

Alright, guys, that was the last game of the night.

You didn't win any money in this game,

but you're taking home $80,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Incredible amount of money.

Alright, that's our show for tonight.

I'm Adam Scott saying goodnight,

and you just got don'ted.

♪♪

Yeah, that's gonna work.

That's great.

Goodnight!

[ Sisters screaming ]

Latifah went on

to start her own brand

of hot sauce called "Chesty's."

Dahlia parlayed

her newfound talent

of holding weight upside‐down

and is now performing

in "Don't: Cirque du Soleil."

Amal honestly was kind of over it

as soon as we finished taping.

She already had a really big year,

and getting to be on a game show

didn't feel that noteworthy.

And in a delightful turn of events,

Sabrin was drafted

and now plays for the Harlem Globetrotters.