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I'm too sleepy.

I said I'm tired. Damn you!

What? Why didn't you wake him up?

What time is it? Damn, we're late.

Okay, let's go to preschool. Hurry up!

I don't want to!

Hurry up and eat NO

Do you want a smack? Eat!

Ah, so damn busy

Move over

What about Ji-woo?

I don't know. Aren't you ready?

Give me a hand

Okay

Mommy Dress me

What? Okay

Where's my shirt?

I don't know. look for it

Where'd it go?

I gotta go to the bathroom. He... Could you...?

Ji-woo, don't fight with the kids.

Okay? Go.

What was that this morning? I was damn tired.

You spend all night on the computer.

We need to match schedules.

When do you ever give me the chance?

Collapsing as soon as you get in...

Well, we have to do it sometime.

We are married, aren't we?

How about a trip this weekend?

With Ji-woo?

He'll stay with my cousin.

Overnight?

It'll be like another honeymoon.

What am I doing here at this age?

It's driving me crazy.

Then will you share your knowledge?

I don't need it, take it all.

Think globalization will make you rich?

The chairman

Life's a war.

As soon as you're born it's a war to survive.

And the bullets? English, computer, IT...

If you don't know them, you'll die like a dog.

You free this Saturday?

I'm supposed to go to the site, would you?

I have an appointment.

Ah, don't make excuses.

Really I do

It's an emergency. Please?

Ah, you suck. Hey

It's that hard to find a model?

Hiring a nude model isn't easy.

Let's find someone in our group.

They're just expensive. So expensive.

Even so, they're professional.

Damn my head hurts.

Anybody want to be a volunteer?

$160 a day. Hae-jin, would you?

Okay, double it.

My boyfriend would kill me.

Me! I wanna do it.

The artists would kill me.

Then will you do it?

Me? You see me just as a nude model?

This body has international appeal.

Shit, they sent this again.

What is this crap? Swapping?

Either insanity or perversion. You think so?

Swapping? You get that again?

It's fun. Good stuff...

Been a while, hasn't it?

Because you're so busy.

I just look busy that's all

Are you coming from somewhere?

Yeah, the shopping mall

Haven't seen you for ages. I'm glad you came.

Would you like to order?

Yes, coffee please.

What did you buy?

You want to see?

How does it look?

What are you doing?

Who lives without underwear?

You're going to wear that?

Isn't it sexy?

Shame on you. Put it back.

Nothin to be ashamed of

Underwear is important to women.

You're crazy.

Your husband taking good care of you?

What? You mean sex?

That all you ever talk about?

Not going well? Who got bored first?

You? Or your husband?

It's neither boring nor interesting.

It's just not that important in my life.

You serious?

At our age you need to have some fun

Why should we feel obligated?

Obligated? You two?

Why do you live like that?

Listen to you

It's annoying. We're too busy.

Sir, I'll pay for lunch. Have some more.

Eat you fill.

You're the man You saved my wife and me.

Oh, stop it. We just switched shifts.

No, really.

Some friend of mine even refused to help

Some jerk friend? Who?

Director or co-director?

Oh, how you're giving me stress too?

I'm just telling you.

Have a fun trip.

Okay, I will.

You're lucky. Wait till you reach my age,

I'd rather die than go traveling with my wife.

If I were you, I'd choose swapping over a trip.

What?

Come on. I'm screwed up enough already.

Don't think it that way. It just normal.

How about we swap partners?

Why not?

I don't think it would work out.

My wife is still in good shape.

She has facials every day.

and she's get a sweet ass.

You're dirty as a crow. Wait a minute.

If it is ok with Manager Jung. Why Don't we?

OK it is a joke

How about having a drink after work?

Not tonight. I have to take care of my boy.

Who asked you? What about you manager Jung?

Stay still, be patient.

It'll be over soon.

Stretch your arms.

I think the Hyuk couple are having problems.

Seems they aren't doing it.

It seems to me Kyung is the problem.

I met her today after shopping.

It's strange. She said it doesn't matter to her.

Said she has no time for it.

If she feels that way, why would he bother?

Marital problems always stems from both people.

You can't slice in half like a radish.

Kyung's the one with more problems.

Women react to men's attitude.

You get my mail? Why'd you send me this?

You'll know who I am soon, but not yet.

What a shame.

Do you love your wife?

What the hell?

Of course I love her. Why do you ask?

Loving one's wife and swapping is different.

You just getting in now?

What? Mm...

Were you drinking?

Mm I'm okay

Why did you get so drunk?

Are you okay?

Drink up.

No

Don't want it? No

You can't drink why'd you do this?

Look at you

At least my husband takes good care of me.

Thank you.

I'm relieved.

Everything's turned upside-down.

Oh, that smells.

Did you decide where you want to go?

Huh? On our trip.

It was difficult match schedules.

But I did. Trip...

Trip? Yes, we plan to go on a trip.

I know how come you forget it

Ah, this is so great!

See? I told you.

But I feel awful.

You want me to make you feel better?

Really hot?

That's gross. Don't

Kyung...

You know...

I...

I can't.

What did you say?

I can't do it.

I can't get it up!

You've made it this far

I really can't!

Really?

How was yesterday?

Wasn't bad... you?

We had a good time, too.

You guys took a while.

The foreplay was too long.

Did you do oral sex?

Yeah. How about you?

The girl was so skinny.

Lucky girl.

Huh? You tried your hardest?

Yeah. The problem is stress, really...

Why don't you go see a doctor?

If you ever get stress like I have...

You won't have the energy to smoke a cigarette.

How about seeing a different woman?

What?

If you see other woman,

then you'll start feeling guilty.

Then one day you'll go crazy

and jump all over her.

Cause you feel bad for having so much fun.

That's man.

Sir

You just getting in?

He failed again. Sir!

Turn around.

Okay. Sit down.

Did you hear about time and salary for models?

Yes. Then good luck.

Hae-jin? Yes, section chief.

Sit down!

Where'd you buy her?

Who do you think I am?

Aren't your right-hand man?

I was about to do it myself,

if we couldn't find anyone.

Ah, a lost opportunity.

I could have seen all of you.

I'm just an old woman!

Who thinks you're an old woman?

Anyway, I feel good.

I'll buy you lunch.

Would you buy me dinner instead?

Dinner?

Okay, we'll have a drink, too.

Swapping should be based upon trust.

What are you doing?

"A New Kind of Sex - Swapping"

These are working hours.

I know. What am I going to...

doing with these messages?

This world is nuts. Swapping partners?

Is that possible?

It's not illegal.

Of course it isn't.

What are you talking about?

Do I know you?

It's that bad?

What?

Between you two.

It sucks. Can't even do my role as a husband.

I feel like a loser.

There's more to a husband's role than sex.

I just want to be like other people.

How many times do you do it per month? Five?

The numbers are not important.

Then what?

Then how long? How many minutes?

Twenty? Thirty?

An hour?

If you do it an hour, do you get blisters?

Shit... stop asking me.

If a friend wants to talk,

you should help. Bastard...

Excuse me...

How are you?

Who are you?

Don't you remember me?

You look familiar. I don't know.

I remember you so clearly.

I'm not sure.

Why aren't you coming to the club?

I'm divorced.

The club turned into a problem.

You two didn't make a prior agreement?

What? We agreed.

But my wife get distressed

I guess that could happen.

Yeah. We try to help each other,

but things can go bad.

Oh, here we are. Let me out here.

It was good to see you. Bye.

Just a minute.

I can't forget that day.

I understand. Since I'm not just a stranger.

I remember that feeling, too.

I beg you.

No. Sex? It's nice, isn't it?

But the club won't let you in,

if you cheat on your husband.

I don't want it.

We have freedom only within the club.

I don't... Why should you be so faithful?

Do I look like an idiot?

I don't cheat and I don't hide things.

I'm no saint, but I never

do shameful acts on purpose.

Why should I be faithful?

Do you know what faith is?

You are not a woman for one man.

Yes I am! Fuck you!

That's not what I meant...

Idiot. Your problem is you're a moron.

Stupid ass.

You can't live on rice your whole life.

Sometimes you eat meat or fish.

Sometimes you go out to eat.

Sex is a man's vitality.

If your partner keeps quiet,

your wife won't find out.

Even if she does, she won't complain.

Cause she does it, too.

go drink some more. I'll pay. Will you?

Next time.

Why? Your kid again?

Yeah. I have to pick him up.

Call his mother.

Tell her to go home first.

Go ahead.

He wants to buy you a drink.

I'll be off now.

Let's go together.

I'm no good at partying. I'll get the tab.

Okay. You're no fun anyway.

What are you doing? Call her.

Ah... Okay

Do you have to answer that?

I don't want to be disturbed.

What are you doing?

You're always busy.

If you answer, you'll have to get up.

Even still...

I've liked you since the first time saw you.

There's nothing wrong with liking someone.

There's no answer.

Then leave a message.

Yeah, do that.

Should I?

A year ago. Do you remember at Misari?

A married couple, the husband was a lawyer...

Yeah, so?

I ran into him today.

Such a small world.

I didn't recognize him,

but he know me at a glance.

Said he's divorced.

You talked with him?

There was no reason to avoid him.

Why didn't you pretend not to know him?

Why are all men so universally stupid?

But at least you are okay.

Hey, I didn't finish.

I'm fine... Now it's your turn.

Ji-woo!

Honey?

Ji-woo!

Stop playing games.

Where is he?

Honey?

Is Ji-woo sleeping?

What are you talking about?

Wasn't he with you?

What? Why would he be with me?

It was your turn to pick him up today.

My turn? Didn't you hear my message?

Then where is he?

Where? Must be at preschool. Call now!

There you go again!

Again? Aren't you his mother?

And why'd you turn off your cell phone?

Damn, what time did you get back?

Why does that matter? This is your fault.

If you can't get ahold of me,

you have to come get him.

You got nothing important to do anyway.

Nothing important?

What? Your work is so important?

What?

You're really hot shit, aren't you?

to care about him, me, or our home.

Who left him at school?

What did I do?

I work hard, give you my salary,

and get no thanks.

Work hard?

What are you now, assistant director?

What?

You drank a shitload of booze.

A shitload?

Am I wrong? Are you head of this family?

Shut... Shut your mouth!

Who are you talking to?

Get ahold of yourself.

You little...

You're useless in bad,

can't you at least stay sober?

Stop the car.

Stop the car.

This is our first time.

Everything has a first time.

Did you two sign an agreement?

Of course. Do you think we'd come unprepared?

Where to?

We reserved a place. Are you ready?

Yes

Shouldn't the two of us talk?

It's been a week.

Okay, you do whatever you want.

What is this?

You think I have time for this piece of crap?

If you're so inept,

just sit in the corner and collect your pay.

I'm sorry, chairman.

I'll redo it.

Don't bother. That's trash.

You think redoing it will make miracle happen?

Director Kim, the same goes for you.

What are you doing?

Huh? Nothing...

What? You got a problem?

You don't have any problems with your wife.

Cause she has a good personality.

You worn out?

Yeah, similar.

It's dangerous. Get any ideas?

Look around you. There'll be a solution.

Start with what's nearby.

Bastard, what do you care?

Nothing's working out.

Don't you think I'm a looser?

My life these days is no life at all.

The littlest things drive me crazy.

If I go home, I can't breathe.

I'm scared of my wife.

And work?

The younger workers have all caught up to me.

They keep coming up, it scares me.

But I can't just quit.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Don't just say you're sorry, do something.

I thought the nude model was okay,

but now there are no artists.

I'll call again.

Call? How long are you going to keep calling?

That's why this always happens!

Hey, what's up?

You're usually so punctual about leaving work

Hey. Director Kim's really in trouble, eh?

What's infidelity at his age?

He should resign.

It's his private life.

Should he lose his job for that?

Society says yes.

You're so cold.

Did he steal something? Did he kill anyone?

Infidelity is a crime.

Hey, things like that happen sometimes.

Hey, don't you get sick of your wife?

That's why he cheated? Deceiving his wife.

Sometimes two people just like each other.

That's not what happened.

How do you know that?

Can't you tell? He deserves it.

Look, you're his co-worker.

If you don't like it, shut up.

He deserves it?

No wonder you have no friends.

You've got personal problems.

You're overreacting.

Oh, really? Did I put it so strongly?

You've been waiting for this, eh?

Want to take his position?

What?

You asshole.

I don't hurt or...

ask anything of anyone

That's why you're not human!

Here, drink.

Why do you ignore sex?

Your marriage problem is sex, that's all.

Why did I come here? To hear your preaching?

I wanted some rest...

You've never had sex with other man?

Stop talking about sex.

Who else will besides me?

I sometimes sleep with other man.

Are you kidding?

No.

Cheating?

Not cheating.

You still sometimes sleep with other man?

That's right, but it's not cheating.

Then what is it?

Did you know? We do swapping.

Swapping? You mean exchange partners?

Right.

You're crazy. Otherwise...

Why shouldn't I?

It's our of the question. Is that possible?

You think we're pathetic?

I think you are.

Why should sex be only for one partner,

if you're unhappy?

Out of obligation?

Don't answer,

just tell me why I can't sleep with others.

We used to fight like hell,

then have hot sex at night to make up.

Hey, then do that tonight!

Is that possible? The problem is I can't.

My wife just isn't horny.

Can't get it up?

What the hell? That's not it.

I can't do it by myself,

my wife has to like it too.

Don't you know about obligation?

Even if I'm not in the mood,

I should send her to Hong Kong.

You need an ally.

An ally?

Really. Let's go. It's hot.

Ah! Feels nice.

Uh You know...

Have a drink, director.

For the company's image and my pride,

I decide to resign.

I wasn't fired. I quit.

Still, why?

Stop talking about business.

Director, what will you do now?

Nothing. What can I do?

No skills, no money.

Everything gone at once.

After the divorce settlement,

I've got nothing left.

You know what's most shameful about all of this?

My wife was screwing around, too.

But I didn't do anything to stop her.

I thought if she didn't like me,

she could find someone else.

"Let her. So will I."

Where is it?

Not there?

No, I had it this morning. I put it in here.

You didn't bring it?

Look some more. Maybe you left it in the car.

The car... I left it in the car.

What's wrong with me? Such an idiot?

Where's the car?

It's me. I left my diary in the car.

What, am I your slave?

Just use me when you need me.

Thank you.

Check this, will you?

Thanks

Look up this date, then take care of it.

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

What is this...? Damn... What the...?

Come here.

Why are you doing this, why?

What if someone sees...?

Just be still.

What the hell?

You're crazy!