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male announcer:
This is Cannonball Bay.
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‐ Can you dig it?
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[dramatic choral music]
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announcer:
The most extreme water park
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you've ever seen.
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‐ Oh, my goodness!
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What a run!
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Incredible!
‐ Let's go!
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announcer: A place
where legends are made.
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♪ ♪
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And all of
their drenched dreams...
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‐ [screams]
announcer: Come true.
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[all scream]
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both: Oh, man.
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‐ Let's hope that face
is all right.
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[both screaming]
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announcer:
Where regular people...
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‐ I'm a cat daddy.
‐ [squeals]
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‐ Time for this redhead to fly!
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‐ Cannonball!
[ululating]
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announcer:
Well, people, stare fear...
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‐ Let's do this!
‐ This is so stupid.
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‐ Oh, Mommy, help me!
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announcer: In the face.
‐ Whoo!
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‐ Yeah!
‐ [screams]
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‐ Ooh.
‐ [grunts]
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‐ Oh, boy.
‐ [chortles]
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‐ Is my face okay?
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‐ [screaming]
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announcer: Each week,
our incredible athletes
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will risk life...
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‐ [grunts]
announcer: And limb.
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[both screaming]
‐ Oh, man!
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announcer: All for $10,000.
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‐ That's my money!
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I need to pay my bills!
[yells]
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‐ [screams]
announcer: So get ready
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for the wettest...
[all screaming]
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announcer: And wildest...
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‐ Oh!
My nipples!
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announcer: Hour on television.
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[cheers and applause]
‐ [panting]
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‐ Whoa!
‐ [screams]
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[all screaming and cheering]
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announcer:
This is "Cannonball."
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[upbeat music]
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[cheers and applause]
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‐ Hello, and welcome
to our aquatic wonderland.
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I'm Mike Mizanin.
‐ And I'm Rocsi Diaz.
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‐ And this is Cannonball Bay,
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where competitors will face
five super‐sized challenges
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in hopes of going home
with $10,000.
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‐ I've been waiting
for this all week.
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So do you think
we should get started?
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‐ I do.
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And not just
because the teleprompter
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is telling me to say that.
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It's what I really feel
in my heart.
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‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ What's up first?
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♪ ♪
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‐ Well, Mike,
first up is Speed Skimmer.
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Our athletes will rocket down
our seven‐story mega‐slide,
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topping speeds
of 80 miles per hour,
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then maneuver
between these buoys
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without crashing,
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and try to skim as far
across the bay as they can.
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‐ On this challenge,
you gotta avoid drag.
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So keep those feet up
as you go down the slide
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and as you skim
across the water.
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‐ The eight athletes
who travel the farthest
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will move on.
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‐ The other four
will have to join
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a "Cannonball" rec league.
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‐ Before we kick things off,
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let's check in
with our sideline reporter,
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Simon Gibson,
down on the shoreline.
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Simon?
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‐ Hey.
Thanks, guys.
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This crowd is jumping.
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And I am absolutely shaking
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with excitement.
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Or I'm shaking because
I had five cups of coffee
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in my trailer,
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and I might be having
a heart attack.
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Either way, makes
for compelling television.
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Back to you guys!
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[cheers and applause]
Agh!
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‐ Thanks, Simon.
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‐ Let's meet
our first competitor.
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‐ [vocalizing angelically]
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The chosen one is here.
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My name is Timothy Williams.
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Everybody call me Tim Willy
for short, though.
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I'm a private security guard
for the rich and famous.
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I'm not gon' say no names,
but, uh...
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[chuckles]
Oprah.
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My bad. [chuckling]
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[screams]
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I need that $10,000.
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'Cause rent's about to due.
The first's coming.
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[chuckling] And I don't wanna
ask my mom for no more money.
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Tim Willy is ready to win!
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Whoo, whoo, whoo!
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[grunts]
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Those‐‐those winning nipples.
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‐ He's a celebrity
security guard
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at 6'3", 215 pounds.
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‐ He was Oprah's security,
okay?
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I just wanna be friends
with him
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because he hangs out
with Lady O.
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‐ We don't know
if it's the Oprah.
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‐ I mean, what other
Oprah is there, Mike?
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‐ There could be many Oprahs
out there.
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Oprah could be
a very popular name.
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‐ No, yeah.
I don't think so, Mike.
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‐ Oh, Mommy, help me.
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‐ He's at the top
of the mega‐slide.
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And he's ready to go.
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Three, two, one...
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both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
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‐ And a nice jumping start.
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[cheers and applause]
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Oh, man!
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Just goes head first
into the right buoy.
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‐ Oh, it's cold.
Oh!
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My nipples!
Oh!
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‐ Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
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What do you see, Mike?
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‐ Smooth sailing
down the slide.
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Then he starts
heading towards something
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he'd never had
to protect Oprah from...
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‐ Whoa!
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‐ A bright orange buoy!
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[tape whirs]
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And you get a buoy.
‐ Whoa!
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‐ And you get a buoy.
‐ Whoa!
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‐ And you get a buoy!
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‐ Whoa!
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‐ He traveled 47 feet,
2 inches.
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‐ Not sure how that distance
will hold up.
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Best of luck
to mama's bank account.
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On to our next athlete.
Who we got?
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[upbeat music]
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‐ My name is Kasey Lansdale.
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And I am
from Nacogdoches, Texas.
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And I am a country
singer‐songwriter.
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Yeehaw!
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♪ So give it all you've got ♪
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♪ Give it your best shot ♪
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[gunshot]
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♪ Bring it on ♪
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♪ "Cannonball" ♪
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‐ Kasey writes country music
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but that's
a pretty easy thing to do.
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I mean, I can write
country music.
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[exaggerated country accent]
♪ Well, I'll ♪
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♪ Tell you about "Cannonball" ♪
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♪ I went head first
into the water ♪
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♪ Water ♪
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♪ I went right down
into the... ♪
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‐ Water.
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Water.
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‐ ♪ And it broke my... ♪
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♪ ♪
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‐ Heart.
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‐ You're really not good
at this.
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[dramatic music]
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And here we go.
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Three, two, one...
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Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
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A very good entry.
‐ Yeehaw!
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‐ And she's got
a nice little screech.
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♪ Singing yeehaw ♪
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♪ She went into the water ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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‐ Whoo!
‐ That was a very good run.
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She should be very excited.
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‐ She comes in going
at 105 feet, 11 inches.
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‐ Not a bad score at all.
Who's our next athlete?
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‐ Our next competitor
is Adrian Ramos.
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‐ My name's Adrian Ramos.
I'm 23 years old.
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I'm from Whittier, California.
And I'm a FedEx driver.
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I love my job because I never
know what's gonna happen
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on the other side of the door.
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It's like the same thing
as "Cannonball."
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[crash]
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I don't expect
what's gonna happen.
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I'm ready to deliver
here on "Cannonball."
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I'm not nervous.
I'm not nervous.
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Okay,
maybe I'm a little nervous.
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‐ Saying "I'm not nervous"
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is a huge sign
that you are nervous.
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We'll know for sure in
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three, two, one.
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both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
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Jumping start,
really smooth.
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A lot of drag, though.
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But he's keeping his board up,
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and he's trying to maneuver,
but he gets through.
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Well, that was hard,
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but still not as hard as it is
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keeping people up‐to‐date
with the leaderboard.
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Rocsi?
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‐ With a distance
of 84 feet, 1 inch,
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Adrian delivers himself
into second.
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Kasey currently at the top
of the charts.
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And Tim Willy is in last.
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All right, let's meet
our next competitor,
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Jessica‐Lee Korkes.
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‐ Let's do it!
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Ayo.
I'm Jessica‐Lee.
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I'm straight out of Jersey,
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which basically
means I'm Italian,
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but really, I'm Sicilian,
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which means I don't have
a filter.
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I say exactly what's
on my mind.
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I nip everything in the bud,
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and I came to win,
so where's my money?
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Let me explain something
to y'all.
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I'm from Jersey,
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and I ain't scared
of sh‐‐nothing.
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[dramatic orchestral music]
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‐ we see a lot
of people talk a good game.
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ And then they go
100 stories high
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on our mega‐slide,
and they go, "Oh, wait."
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‐ Right now, I am gonna pee
my pants a little bit.
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This is really high.
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‐ Jessica is up on the slide.
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And she says she's about
to pee her pants.
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If I had any advice for you,
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I would wait till you get
into the water.
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Why? Because then no one knows
you peed your pants.
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And here we go.
Three...
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two...one...
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both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
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‐ [high‐pitched scream]
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‐ Uses the screaming
technique.
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crowd: [groans]
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all: Oh!
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‐ [high‐pitched scream]
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‐ Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
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I think that's the highest
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I've ever seen
somebody's legs, Mike.
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‐ For sure, Rocsi.
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And with no drag,
she got great velocity,
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then, just like a hit
from Tony Soprano himself,
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she ends up underwater,
sleeping with the fishes.
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‐ Gotta give her
a "A" for effort.
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‐ And an "A" for going
"In your face" to the buoys.
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‐ [chuckling]
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And she's standing by
with Simon right now.
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Let's go to Simon.
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‐ She's already doing a dance.
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What more do you need?
Back to you in the booth!
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Come on!
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00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,514
‐ Who is our next athlete?
258
00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,683
‐ Domonick "Gianini."
259
00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,351
Domonick "George‐ganni."
260
00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,986
‐ Come to your grandpa.
261
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,022
‐ Domonick Giorgianni.
262
00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,224
‐ Hey, my name's
Domonick Giorgianni.
263
00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,159
Even though I look
like a rock star,
264
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,061
I do not play an instrument.
265
00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:49,796
I'm a videographer for bands.
266
00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,297
I'm here on "Cannonball"
267
00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,033
because I'm kind
of afraid of heights.
268
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,534
I just wanna prove to myself
that I can do it.
269
00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:57,437
Yeah!
270
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,939
‐ I don't really see anything
on this card
271
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,341
to his advantage.
272
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,477
I mean, he lives fast.
He likes to drink cheap.
273
00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,513
And he's terrified of heights.
274
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,981
‐ This guy will
be out first round.
275
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,482
But it doesn't matter,
276
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,351
because with a name
like Domonick Giorgianni,
277
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,019
he's already a winner.
278
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,056
In three, two, one...
279
00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,425
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
280
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,293
And he's got a smooth entry.
281
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,563
‐ Oh, [bleep]!
282
00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,032
‐ Oh, man.
Wow‐‐oh, jeez.
283
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,534
That was fast.
284
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,302
That was probably the fastest
entry into the water
285
00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,904
that I've seen the entire day.
286
00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,939
‐ Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
287
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,074
‐ That was flawless.
288
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,709
It looks like he was
just skating on ice.
289
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,977
‐ Yeah.
290
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,345
‐ He was so smooth
on that water.
291
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,414
Really no bounces,
no roughness.
292
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,515
And he kept that nose up
off the skimmer.
293
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:43,550
‐ [bleep]!
294
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,385
‐ Sometimes, you don't
have time to react.
295
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,519
So you just gotta go
for the distance.
296
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,888
‐ Well, Mike,
Domonick Giorgianni is in
297
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,257
with a distance of
112 feet, 11 inches.
298
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,026
The longest run of the day.
299
00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,894
He's down with Simon now.
300
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,162
[cheers and applause]
301
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,063
‐ All right,
I'm here with Domonick.
302
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,399
Domonick,
you were going so fast.
303
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,234
Almost too fast, to be honest.
304
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,703
Did that affect
your ability to steer?
305
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:04,804
‐ Oh, my God.
Yeah.
306
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,506
I couldn't process it
quick enough.
307
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,007
‐ Process this, pal.
308
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,876
You're moving on
to the next round!
309
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,010
[cheers and applause]
310
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,112
Back to you in the booth!
311
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,681
‐ Domonick Giorgianni!
312
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:15,882
‐ Giorgianni!
313
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,884
‐ I wanna keep
on saying his name.
314
00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,119
And we will keep on
saying his name
315
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,386
in the next round.
316
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,789
All right, also joining
Domonick in the second round
317
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:23,890
is Brandon Gross...
318
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,091
‐ Yeah!
319
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,593
‐ Mary Skinner...
‐ Oh!
320
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,863
‐ And Mat Scollon.
321
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,698
‐ We'll get to know them more
in the next round
322
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:32,732
along with the rest
of our top eight.
323
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,001
But for now,
we have to say good‐bye
324
00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,136
to these other athletes
325
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,971
who are sailing away from us
326
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,906
because they
are not moving on.
327
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:40,907
‐ [screams]
328
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,076
[dramatic orchestral music]
329
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,478
‐ Bon voyage.
‐ Ooh.
330
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,713
‐ Don't hit an iceberg.
331
00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:47,814
‐ I suck!
332
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,249
‐ Hope you packed
a life jacket.
333
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,651
Oh, my God.
334
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,820
‐ Ah!
335
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,921
‐ That's just not good.
336
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,824
‐ Yeah, this whole run
was just a complete mess.
337
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:58,925
‐ [splutters]
338
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,561
‐ Stick around,
because when we come back,
339
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,796
we're gonna throw
more people in the...
340
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,465
♪ Water ♪
‐ [groans]
341
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,700
‐ ♪ Water ♪
342
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:12,739
‐ Welcome back
to "Cannonball."
343
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,374
Round two is here,
344
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,509
and our 12 competitors
345
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,111
have already been
whittled down to eight.
346
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,180
‐ The first round really
kicked things off
347
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,214
with a bang.
348
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,582
I cannot wait to see
349
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,516
what round two
has in store for us.
350
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,784
‐ I can't either.
351
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,519
And since all
we're waiting on right now
352
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,655
is for me to stop talking,
let's get started.
353
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,091
‐ All right, our next
challenge is Target Toss.
354
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,393
A massive cannonball will drop
355
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,795
onto our giant air blaster
356
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,430
and launch
our athletes skyward,
357
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,765
where they will throw balls
358
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:42,402
into our one‐, two‐,
and three‐point zones,
359
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,538
or our four‐point box.
360
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:48,441
‐ Here, it comes down
to quantity versus quality.
361
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:49,842
Take a rapid‐fire approach,
362
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,778
and you can get
a lot of low‐end points.
363
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:55,181
Or you can slow things down
and go for accuracy
364
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,450
and focus on
the higher points.
365
00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,153
‐ The six competitors that
come closest to the marker
366
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,521
move on.
367
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,524
The other two go home.
368
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,425
All right.
369
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,360
Who's our first competitor,
Rocsi?
370
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,629
‐ Our first competitor
is Mat Scollon.
371
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,964
‐ Scoot yourself.
372
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,165
My name is Mat Scollon.
373
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:15,535
I'm a PE teacher
for kids 2 1/2 to 7.
374
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,004
Their capacity for paying
attention is short.
375
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,473
So I have to constantly
entertain them
376
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,742
by falling down,
doing goofy things.
377
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,277
If they're laughing,
they're following directions.
378
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,680
Once the jokes stop coming,
they check out.
379
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,850
Kids, this one's for you, baby!
380
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,386
I'm cozy like a baby
in the womb, man.
381
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,821
This is the sweetness.
382
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,489
Give me the juice, baby!
383
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,926
‐ Not what you expect to hear
from a PE teacher.
384
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:40,760
Oh, well.
385
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,263
Time to give him the juice.
386
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,366
In three, two, one...
387
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,767
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
388
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,068
‐ [screams]
389
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,503
‐ Oh, he hesitated
on the first one.
390
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,438
I don't think
he got very many off.
391
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,607
That was actually
not very good.
392
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,442
‐ I heard a belly flop
from up here.
393
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,443
‐ I heard a big splash.
394
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,446
‐ My stuff, my junk
got a little juiced there.
395
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,415
‐ [chuckles] Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
396
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,251
‐ He says his
"junk got a little juiced."
397
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,552
If only some of those throws
398
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,554
could've gotten
a little juiced too.
399
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,456
Total weak sauce.
400
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,925
‐ And Mat's score
is officially in right now.
401
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,594
He got one three‐point ball,
402
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,529
and three one‐point balls.
403
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,531
A total of six points.
404
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,066
‐ Not bad for the PE teacher.
405
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,234
We'll see if it's enough
for him to graduate
406
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,403
to the next round.
407
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,305
‐ That was way harder
than I thought.
408
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,539
Dang.
‐ All right.
409
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,540
Let's meet
our next competitor.
410
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,208
Brandon Gross.
411
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,444
He's almost a new dad.
412
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,578
‐ Played a lot
of water polo growing up.
413
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,148
Pretty sure
I have the advantage
414
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,849
when it comes to water ability,
so I'm ready to take them down.
415
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:40,553
I'm gonna be having
my firstborn in a few months.
416
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,688
This one's for you, son.
417
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:42,755
One day,
you'll watch me on TV,
418
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,891
and be like, "Is that my dad
419
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,492
flying through the air
like Superman?"
420
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,127
And I'll be like, "Yes.
421
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,429
Yes, it is."
422
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,931
‐ This is the person I think is
gonna do really, really well.
423
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:54,100
He's a water polo expert.
424
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,469
I mean, what do water polo
players know how to do?
425
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,670
Throw balls in the water.
426
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,173
It's like he's been doing this
his whole life.
427
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,309
Three, two, one...
428
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,878
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
429
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,447
‐ Oh!
430
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,514
‐ Ooh.
431
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,483
His future son's gonna
have fun watching that
432
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,484
when he gets older.
433
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,318
‐ Damn.
434
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,519
‐ With a one one‐point ball
435
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,987
and two three‐point balls,
436
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,390
Brandon got
an impressive seven points.
437
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,624
‐ Who's our next athlete?
438
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,494
‐ Coming up next
is Domonick Giorgianni.
439
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,963
You gotta do it with the
Italian accent when you do it.
440
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,264
‐ [in accent] Giorgianni.
441
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,934
‐ I think Domonick has just
got a rock 'n' roll mentality.
442
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,603
‐ Oh, my God.
[laughs nervously]
443
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,605
That's insane.
444
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:33,606
I can't even.
That's too crazy.
445
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,375
‐ This guy's a rock star.
446
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,809
He knows what's going on.
447
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,945
He focuses.
He strategizes.
448
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,947
This guy is a platinum hit.
449
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,548
‐ Ah, [bleep].
450
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,517
‐ And here we go.
451
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,587
Three, two, one...
452
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,588
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
453
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,456
‐ Please don't die.
454
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,024
‐ What did he say?
455
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,393
[crowd gasps]
456
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,294
[laughter]
457
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,295
‐ Oh, my God.
458
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,332
‐ Let's just look
at the instant replay, please.
459
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,733
‐ He was definitely not ready
460
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,969
for the air blaster
to explode.
461
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,037
And he goes into almost
a Superman pose.
462
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,340
Throwing balls left and right.
463
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,041
‐ Oh!
‐ No rhyme, no reason.
464
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,544
Classic spray‐and‐pray
technique.
465
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,346
‐ As we wait for his results,
466
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,881
he's making his way on
to Simon right now.
467
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,516
‐ What was your game plan?
468
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,050
‐ Game plan was just
be ambidextrous,
469
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,352
and just start going crazy.
470
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,920
But I don't think
I did very well.
471
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,088
[chuckling]
472
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,322
‐ You don't think
you did very well?
473
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,357
‐ I don't think so at all.
474
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,427
‐ I got news for you, pal.
You got ten points!
475
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,294
[cheers and applause]
‐ What?
476
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,496
‐ Incredible!
477
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,598
I mean, I'm blown away.
478
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,100
Back to you in the booth.
479
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,102
‐ Domonick is
the dark horse here.
480
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,937
The only thing I love more
than saying his name
481
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,105
is reading his name.
482
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,507
So hit us up
with the leaderboard, Rocsi.
483
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,342
‐ Sounds good, Mike.
484
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,143
Domonick Giorgianni once again
485
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,578
at the top
of the leaderboard.
486
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,613
Followed by expecting dad,
Brandon,
487
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,348
and PE teacher, Mat.
488
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,517
A little earlier,
delivery man Adrian
489
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,286
dropped a strong performance
at our doorstep
490
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,520
with a total of eight points.
491
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,190
‐ His eye was on the prize.
‐ Yeah.
492
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,524
‐ Really good throw.
493
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,659
‐ While country singer, Kasey,
494
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,294
moseyed on up
to the air blaster
495
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,362
and scored herself
a paltry six points.
496
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,697
‐ She's throwing
left and right.
497
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:05,631
Left and right.
498
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,533
Can I get a low‐key yeehaw?
499
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,968
‐ Yeehaw.
500
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,803
And bringing up the rear
is Mary Skinner,
501
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,438
who skimmed her way
through last
502
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,373
with only five points.
503
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,876
‐ Whoo!
504
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,377
‐ Who's our next competitor?
505
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,046
‐ Jessica‐Lee Korkes is ready.
506
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,647
Our resident Jersey girl.
507
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,382
What do you think about her,
Mike?
508
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,085
‐ I think she's gonna come in
here ready to put on a fight.
509
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:29,455
‐ Okay, so my strategy
is gonna be
510
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,557
just cling on to the balls,
you know?
511
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,226
I'm pretty used to that one.
512
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,962
And I'm gonna throw them
as far as I can.
513
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,231
‐ She's from Jersey, so maybe
she's gonna have to get that
514
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,501
Jersey arm up and ready
to throw as far as possible.
515
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,302
‐ You mean, like, fist‐pumping?
‐ Yeah.
516
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,671
[electronic dance music]
‐ [imitating dance music]
517
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,107
‐ Do your‐‐beat up the beat.
[air horn blasting]
518
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,609
‐ [imitating air horn blasting]
519
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,511
‐ [laughing]
520
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,881
[air horn continues blasting]
521
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,417
♪ ♪
522
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,086
‐ Good job, Mike.
523
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,487
You're a regular Jersey boy.
524
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,855
[air horn blasts]
‐ Whoo!
525
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,358
[bleep] crazy.
526
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,526
Let's do it.
527
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,960
‐ And here comes the count.
528
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,130
In three, two, one...
‐ Whoo!
529
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,065
Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
530
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,568
‐ [high‐pitched scream]
531
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,402
‐ Ooh.
532
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,170
That's gotta hurt.
533
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,373
‐ [bleep], my ass hurts!
534
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,942
[screams]
‐ She seems to say a profanity
535
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,677
that I cannot say
on "Cannonball."
536
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,946
‐ [laughs] Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
537
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,648
‐ She got turned
to the side on the launch.
538
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,651
But her Jersey fist‐pumping
arm still delivered.
539
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,818
Nice job.
540
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,055
‐ She got one three ball,
one two ball,
541
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,590
and two one balls.
542
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,625
A total of seven points.
‐ [screams]
543
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,826
‐ Very good performance.
544
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,796
‐ Let's talk to Simon
with Jessica‐Lee now.
545
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,464
‐ All right, Jessica‐Lee.
Guess what?
546
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,866
We need more of you.
‐ Yeah!
547
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,801
‐ You're moving on
to the next round!
548
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,037
[cheers and applause]
Back to you in the booth!
549
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,171
Take it away!
550
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:53,506
‐ [screaming]
551
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,474
♪ ♪
552
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,376
‐ All right,
thank you very much, Simon.
553
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,311
Who's our next athlete?
554
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,346
‐ Coming up next
is Tim Williams.
555
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,682
He just barely made it
into this round.
556
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,849
‐ Hey!
Whoo!
557
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,518
Let's get it!
That's my money!
558
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,520
I need to pay my bills!
559
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,288
[screams]
560
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,723
[register dings]
Let's go!
561
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,124
‐ He is hyped.
He is psyched.
562
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,993
He is ready to go.
‐ Yes, he is, Mike.
563
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,596
Tim Willy needs
at least seven points
564
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,364
to move on to the next round.
565
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,399
‐ And here we go.
566
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,436
Three, two, one...
567
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,438
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
568
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,406
‐ And he is in the air.
‐ Whoo!
569
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,041
‐ I think‐‐did he get all six?
‐ Oh, whoa!
570
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,277
‐ He got all six.
‐ Oh, my God.
571
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,245
‐ With a nice diving
for the finale.
572
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,347
‐ [grunting]
573
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,850
‐ That great run has left
Tim Willy speechless.
574
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,252
‐ While Tim Willy struggles
to catch his breath,
575
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,687
let's check out the replay.
576
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,822
What do you see, Mike?
[funky music]
577
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,758
‐ He is making his mama
and Oprah proud
578
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,527
by throwing every ball
every which way,
579
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,496
Tim Willy style.
580
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,765
‐ And Tim's results
are in right now, Mike.
581
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,266
Seven points on the board.
582
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,701
‐ He's gonna be moving on
to the next round.
583
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,969
‐ He's gotta feel really good,
584
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,170
as he's standing by
with Simon.
585
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,138
Simon?
586
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,973
‐ I hate giving
good people bad news.
587
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,575
‐ For real?
‐ Yeah.
588
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,110
So I'm not gonna do that.
589
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,544
You're moving on!
‐ [screaming]
590
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,413
‐ And with that score,
Tim Willy sends
591
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,482
country singer,
Kasey, packing.
592
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,784
‐ On the up side, at least
Kasey will have something
593
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,586
other than the loss
of her pickup truck
594
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,154
to write a song about.
595
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:15,955
‐ There they are.
596
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,757
The top six that are moving on
597
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,492
to the next round.
598
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:20,259
‐ Don't go anywhere,
599
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,227
because up next,
600
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,596
we put a shark in the water.
601
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,730
That may not be true,
602
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:28,234
but it's absolutely worth
sticking around to find out.
603
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:32,805
‐ Welcome back
to "Cannonball."
604
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,009
We've arrived at round three
with only six athletes left
605
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,379
in the pursuit of our
$10,000 grand prize.
606
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,381
‐ This show has been crazy.
607
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,550
Mike, I can't believe that
we're already in round three.
608
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,519
‐ Well, you know what they say.
609
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,988
Time flies when you're
hanging out with Mike.
610
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,056
‐ Do people actually say that?
611
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,123
‐ No, but I'm trying
to make it a thing.
612
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,427
And if I say it enough,
it'll catch on.
613
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,229
‐ Okay, Mike,
next up is Drag & Fly.
614
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,732
Elevated 40 feet in the air,
our athletes
615
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,434
will hold on
to a water ski handle
616
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,102
as they accelerate
off the launchpad,
617
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,872
reaching speeds up
to 40 miles per hour.
618
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,308
The five athletes
who can fly the farthest
619
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,277
will advance
to the semifinals.
620
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,279
The person who travels
the shortest distance
621
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,281
is headed home.
622
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,582
‐ Don't let this challenge
psych you out.
623
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,517
You need courage.
624
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,386
So shut off your brain,
and turn on the crazy.
625
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,122
‐ Let's check in with
our first brave challenger.
626
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,391
Jessica‐Lee Korkes.
627
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,459
‐ She's a Jersey girl.
628
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,493
I mean, she probably went
to the Jersey Shore
629
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,095
a couple times.
630
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,563
Maybe a little bit
of water skiing.
631
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,497
I don't know.
632
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,399
‐ I'm gonna try to propel
with my feet
633
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,101
landing first in the water,
634
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,536
hopefully, doing a pencil dive
635
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,538
because last time,
I broke my anus.
636
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,244
‐ All right.
Here comes the count.
637
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,947
‐ Three, two, one...
638
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,915
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
639
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,917
‐ And the ski rope
is tugged.
640
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,553
She pulls off,
butt‐first into the water.
641
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,422
‐ [screams]
‐ Ooh.
642
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,389
Not quite a pencil dive.
643
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,492
I wonder if she's happy
with that run.
644
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,459
‐ We will see.
645
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,261
Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
646
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,429
What do you see, Mike?
‐ Well, Rocsi,
647
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,498
Jersey girl started off
with big dreams
648
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:06,832
of protecting her butt.
649
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,267
But in midair, she blanks.
650
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,236
And as she's about
to hit the water,
651
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,906
she decides to protect...
her nose?
652
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,474
‐ Jessica‐Lee's
official distance
653
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,010
is 55 feet, 5 inches.
654
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,347
‐ [in slow motion]
Oh, my ass!
655
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,848
‐ Who's our next athlete?
656
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,684
‐ Domonick Giorgianni.
657
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:29,155
He's one of our athletes who's
just completely surprised us.
658
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,190
‐ You look
at Domonick Giorgianni,
659
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,825
and you think,
"He's just a rocker.
660
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,393
He's out here just
to have a good time."
661
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,529
Nah.
He's here to play.
662
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,364
‐ Oh, my God.
[laughs nervously]
663
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,166
It's so high.
664
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,167
Ah!
665
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,335
‐ He's always impressed us
each and every time.
666
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,004
And I can't wait to see
what he does in this challenge.
667
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,338
‐ Oh, [bleep].
668
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,174
‐ Domonick is always
full of nerves
669
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,809
but always delivers.
670
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,510
‐ And here we go.
671
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,713
In three, two, one...
672
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,415
Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
673
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:57,616
‐ Come on, Domonick.
674
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,984
‐ Holy [bleep]!
675
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,719
[cheers and applause]
676
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,155
‐ Domonick not happy
with the initial jolt,
677
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,890
but stayed focused
the whole time.
678
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,560
That looks like
it's another great run.
679
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:08,427
‐ He sure did.
680
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,029
At 58 feet, 9 inches,
681
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,299
Domonick Giorgianni once again
takes over first place.
682
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,067
‐ What?
‐ Who is our next competitor?
683
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,336
‐ Coming up next
is Brandon Gross.
684
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,404
‐ Let's go, Brando.
685
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:22,241
‐ At 6 feet, 190 pounds,
what do you think, Mike?
686
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,476
‐ He's got the strength to
pull forward on the release.
687
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,978
Just gotta hold on.
688
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,746
Just hold on, Brandon Gross.
689
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,048
♪ Hold on ♪
690
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,416
[dramatic music]
691
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,084
Here we go.
692
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:35,421
Three, two, one...
693
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:36,856
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
694
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,958
♪ ♪
695
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,092
Oh, man.
696
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,660
That is a really
early release.
697
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,928
But you know what?
698
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,164
He still got some pretty good
distance on that.
699
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,365
‐ Whoo!
700
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:48,767
‐ Yeah, let's take a look
at the instant replay, Mike.
701
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,871
‐ Expecting dad Brandon
all smiles at the top.
702
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,439
But then the bottom drops out,
703
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,908
and he's operating
without a safety net,
704
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,610
much like parenting.
705
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,879
‐ Brandon had
good body awareness,
706
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,413
sticking his feet
in front of him.
707
00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:03,048
And he comes in
with a distance
708
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,384
of 55 feet, 9 inches.
709
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,952
‐ Who's our next competitor?
‐ All right.
710
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,288
Coming up next is Adrian Ramos,
711
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,523
our fearless delivery guy.
712
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,459
‐ I'm not scared.
713
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,526
Okay, maybe
I'm a little scared.
714
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,728
‐ He's been
middle‐of‐the‐road.
715
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,264
But this challenge
is where you need to show up
716
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:20,399
because it takes you
to the semifinals.
717
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,434
‐ Come on, Adrian.
718
00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:24,103
You gotta deliver for me, pal.
719
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,972
‐ And Adrian is down
and ready to go.
720
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:30,376
In three, two, one...
721
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,478
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
722
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,313
‐ Ski rope is pulled.
723
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,315
Coming in hot.
Feet first.
724
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,418
And he got really good
distance off the launchpad.
725
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,287
‐ Adrian!
726
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,888
‐ Killed it.
727
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,490
‐ Let's take a look
at the replay.
728
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,292
Mike, what do you see?
729
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,493
‐ Eyes closed on the launch.
730
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:50,396
Then airmail into the water.
731
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,064
Oh, rough landing.
732
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,465
Delivery guy
should have mailed himself
733
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:54,900
in one of those
bubble envelopes.
734
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,268
‐ Adrian comes in
with a distance
735
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:58,437
of 55 feet, 6 inches,
736
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,339
just ahead of Jersey Jessica.
737
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:03,475
‐ What are you gonna do
with that 10 grand if you win?
738
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:04,476
‐ You know what?
739
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:07,913
My dad's always
been working hard.
740
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,848
He's been using
a really messed up car.
741
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,651
I'm trying to buy him a car.
That's what I wanna do.
742
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,453
‐ That's great.
That's great.
743
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,655
‐ Wants to buy his dad a car.
744
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,457
‐ Hard not to root for him now.
‐ I mean...
745
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,858
Me, I'd be like, "Yeah,
I'm gonna buy myself this.
746
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,126
Buy myself that."
747
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,428
These people are
really amazing.
748
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,862
‐ So many amazing stories.
749
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,498
And that takes us to
the greatest story ever told.
750
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:28,467
Our leaderboard.
751
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,336
Adrian sneaks in
to third place,
752
00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,504
which leaves Jersey Jessica
on the bubble.
753
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:33,539
‐ Who's our next competitor?
754
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:36,308
‐ Mat Scollon is ready up there
at the launchpad.
755
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:38,110
‐ Who wants a piece of this?
756
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,012
‐ So what do you think of Mat,
Mike?
757
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,014
‐ Well, he's Chatty Matty.
He loves to talk a lot.
758
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:43,115
So you gotta love that
about him.
759
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,651
But he's been off
to a slow start today.
760
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:48,187
But he's full of confidence
and looks like...
761
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,621
‐ Okay.
‐ He's ready to step it up.
762
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:50,489
‐ Let's fly, baby.
763
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:53,726
‐ Semifinals are on the line.
764
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:57,529
In three, two, one...
765
00:24:57,563 --> 00:25:00,366
Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
766
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:01,633
Oh, my goodness.
767
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,502
This might be
the earliest release
768
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,471
out of anyone today.
769
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,672
‐ Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!
770
00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:07,873
‐ He's living life right now.
771
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,509
Hopefully his score is as good
as he's feeling.
772
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:11,677
‐ I'm king of the world!
773
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:13,846
‐ Let's take a look
at that instant replay
774
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,314
as he's yelling,
"I'm king of the world."
775
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,549
‐ I'm king of the world.
776
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:18,650
‐ King of the world?
777
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,853
He's not even
king of this stunt.
778
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:23,522
Luckily, he's a PE teacher
and not an English teacher
779
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,325
because king of the world
isn't a proper description
780
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,426
for what he just did.
781
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:30,562
‐ Okay, Mike, Mat comes in
at 53 feet, 6 inches,
782
00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:32,831
dropping him into last place.
783
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,034
Coming up is Tim Williams.
What do you think of Tim?
784
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,536
‐ You know,
the past two rounds,
785
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,271
he hasn't showed up
to the game.
786
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,507
‐ I think he has
a lot to prove.
787
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,375
He's gotta really,
really show out in this round.
788
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,010
‐ I gotta win this one.
First place.
789
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,578
No more teething it.
790
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:48,414
No, no more.
First place.
791
00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:49,982
‐ Still hoping
to pay off his bills.
792
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:53,519
Tim Willy needs to beat
Mat's 53 feet, 6 inches
793
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,854
if he wants to keep
his rent money dreams alive.
794
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,623
‐ Oh, Lord.
What am I getting into?
795
00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,291
‐ And here we go.
796
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:02,528
Three, two, one...
797
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,463
Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
798
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,532
He's got a good grip.
‐ Whoo!
799
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,866
‐ And he is‐‐
800
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,369
all: Oh.
‐ Ooh, wow.
801
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,638
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Ouch.
802
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,940
Oh, geez.
‐ That looked like it hurt.
803
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:16,608
Let's take a look
at this instant replay.
804
00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:17,743
What do you see, Mike?
805
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:21,547
‐ After the launch,
he lets go really early.
806
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,483
And then he just belly flops‐‐
kerplop‐‐
807
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,051
right into the water.
808
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,387
You can tell it took the air
out of his lungs
809
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,222
as he's going...
[wheezes]
810
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,657
‐ Yeah,
good‐looking belly flops
811
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:34,793
aren't gonna get you close
to $10,000.
812
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,429
Tim Willy comes in
at 52 feet, 10 inches.
813
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:39,398
Tough break for Tim Willy.
814
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,134
Simon's down with Mat,
and some good news for him.
815
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,335
‐ Well, Mat.
‐ Yeah?
816
00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:44,670
‐ You're moving on
to the semis!
817
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:46,505
[cheers and applause]
Yeah!
818
00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:49,475
Back to you, Mike and Rocsi.
819
00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:51,677
‐ Our top five is set.
820
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:52,744
These athletes are headed
821
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:53,812
to the semifinals
822
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:55,447
and they are all
one step closer
823
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,416
to winning it all.
824
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,018
‐ And sadly, that means
we have to say good‐bye
825
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,354
to one of the all‐time greats.
826
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,990
Timothy "Tim Willy" Williams.
827
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:06,825
‐ [echoing]
The chosen one is here.
828
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:08,360
Whoo!
829
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,295
I need to pay my bills!
830
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:13,031
I don't wanna ask my mama
for no more money.
831
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,399
Oh!
My nipples!
832
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:15,567
Oh!
833
00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:17,336
‐ We'll be right back...
834
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,304
[somber music]
835
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:23,442
[upbeat music]
836
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,079
‐ Welcome back
to "Cannonball."
837
00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:28,280
We're down
to five athletes.
838
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,815
And that $10,000 grand prize
839
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,016
is just one round away.
840
00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:35,053
‐ I can't believe we're
already into the semifinals.
841
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,789
I gotta say this is one heck
of a top five, Mike.
842
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:38,790
What do you think?
843
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,292
‐ Well, personally, my top five
844
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,462
is Tupac, Biggie, Jay‐Z,
Eminem, and André 3000.
845
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,231
‐ I mean,
not at all what I meant.
846
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,367
But also,
a pretty good top five.
847
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,569
Up next, it's Ripcord.
848
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:53,672
Our athletes will be yanked
50 feet into the air.
849
00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:56,074
And from there, they'll need
to grab a ripcord
850
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:56,942
while moving forward,
851
00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:59,044
and then pull it
at the right time
852
00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:00,746
in hopes of touching down
853
00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:03,448
as close to our target
as possible.
854
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,584
‐ This one's gonna be nasty.
855
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:07,853
You're gonna be
pulling three Gs.
856
00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:09,221
That's faster
than most roller coasters.
857
00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,690
‐ The four athletes
who get the closest
858
00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:12,991
to the center of the target
859
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,059
will move on to the finals.
860
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:16,828
The one who is the farthest
away will go home.
861
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,130
All right.
862
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:19,865
Let's head on over
the "Cannonball" platform
863
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:23,001
where our first competitor
is ready and waiting.
864
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,103
The PE teacher,
Mat Scollon, is up.
865
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,271
What do you think of Mat,
Mike?
866
00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,539
‐ This guy has been
middle‐of‐the‐road
867
00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,541
this entire competition.
868
00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:31,210
And when you're
in the semifinals,
869
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,212
you need to step up your game.
870
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,146
[dramatic music]
871
00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:36,048
Mat is on the ripcord
right now.
872
00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:38,217
He is full crouch.
873
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,119
He is locked and loaded, in...
874
00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:44,189
both: Three, two, one...
875
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,357
Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
876
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,391
‐ Ah!
‐ And he is off.
877
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:47,726
‐ Ah, ah, ah!
878
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,127
‐ He's got the ripcord
in his hand.
879
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:50,495
both: Oh, man.
all: Aww.
880
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:52,631
‐ That sounded like it hurt.
881
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,800
‐ [groaning]
882
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,903
‐ He's got a little bit
of a heavy breathing.
883
00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:59,871
Could've been from the force
when he hit the water.
884
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,106
You never know.
885
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:03,141
‐ [groaning]
886
00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:06,311
‐ Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
887
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:09,314
‐ Well, Rocsi, all the jumping
jacks and pushups in the world
888
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,216
couldn't help Mat on Ripcord.
889
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,218
This teacher got
a physical education
890
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,419
on punishment.
891
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:15,854
Ouch.
892
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,490
‐ And Mat's score
is in right now, Mike.
893
00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:21,026
31 feet, 3 inches.
894
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:22,661
‐ [elongated groan]
895
00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:23,962
‐ Mat sounds like he's having
896
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:26,932
his "When Harry Met Sally"
moment.
897
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:29,134
Not in front of the kids, Mat.
‐ Owie! Owie, ow.
898
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:30,469
‐ Who's our next athlete?
899
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,372
‐ Our next competitor
is Brandon Gross.
900
00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,040
‐ Let's go, baby.
901
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,209
‐ Well, he has a childhood
filled with water sports.
902
00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:38,543
But I guarantee none of them
903
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,679
are like the challenges
he's done
904
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,080
in this competition thus far.
905
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,616
‐ Whoo.
906
00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:47,052
‐ And here we go.
907
00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:50,188
Three, two, one...
908
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:51,456
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
909
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:52,591
‐ And he is up.
‐ He's flying.
910
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:53,692
‐ He looks like he's on.
He's releasing.
911
00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:57,396
And he‐‐wow, he is nowhere
near that target.
912
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,231
‐ [grunts]
Damn it.
913
00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:01,099
‐ Mike, Brandon's score
is in right now.
914
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,234
Not impressive at all.
915
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:05,404
35 feet, 2 inches
from the target.
916
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:08,140
‐ Brandon's timing
was completely off.
917
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:11,143
‐ It was a little bit premature
with the release.
918
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:12,010
‐ Don't worry, Brandon.
919
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:14,246
It happens to a lot
of athletes.
920
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:16,248
‐ [laughing]
‐ Who do we got next?
921
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:17,983
‐ Coming up next
is Adrian Ramos.
922
00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:20,285
He's our fearless
delivery guy.
923
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,520
‐ I got this.
924
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,389
‐ Adrian's out here to help
his dad buy a car.
925
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:26,224
His dad's gotta be impressed
926
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:28,860
with the effort
his son is showing here today.
927
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,229
‐ It's time to fly.
Bring it.
928
00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:34,599
‐ Can Adrian deliver himself
on time and on target?
929
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,268
We'll find out in...
930
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:39,504
three, two, one...
931
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:40,672
Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
932
00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,007
‐ Ugh!
‐ And he is off.
933
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,009
‐ Whoa!
‐ Oh, no, Adrian!
934
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,311
That is way too soon!
935
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,346
‐ [grunts]
936
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,415
‐ That was a mediocre delivery
at best.
937
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,684
"Standard shipping"
written all over it.
938
00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:55,187
‐ And Adrian's score
is in right now.
939
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,856
31 feet, 11 inches, Mike.
940
00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:00,325
‐ I'm not sure that score
is gonna hold up, Rocsi.
941
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,327
Who's our next athlete?
942
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:04,596
‐ The only female competitor
that we have...
943
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:05,797
‐ Let's go.
944
00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,632
‐ Going into the semifinals
right now.
945
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:10,202
Jessica‐Lee Korkes
is coming up next.
946
00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:12,204
Our resident Jersey girl.
947
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:13,238
What do you think of Jessica?
948
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:14,506
‐ She's been great all day.
‐ Yeah.
949
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,008
‐ Nobody's represented Jersey
this well
950
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,677
since that
"Jersey Shore" show.
951
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,112
‐ And the crowd goes wild.
952
00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:24,149
[cheers and applause]
953
00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:26,118
‐ She looks like
she's ready to go.
954
00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:28,120
Nice low stance.
955
00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,921
The pressure's on.
956
00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:33,225
Three, two, one...
957
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:34,192
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
958
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,161
And she is off.
She's got the ripcord.
959
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:37,896
‐ [screaming]
‐ She pulls it.
960
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:39,498
And very close.
961
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,032
Very good job.
[cheers and applause]
962
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,134
‐ That was a really,
really good run.
963
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:44,069
Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
964
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,270
Mike, what do you see?
965
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:48,273
‐ Jessica going with the
patented spread‐eagle move.
966
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,008
[eagle caws]
967
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,476
MJ's got the fadeaway.
968
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:52,978
Duncan's got the bank shot.
969
00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:54,246
And Jessica‐Lee's got the move
970
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:57,649
that will put her
in the Jersey Hall of Fame.
971
00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:59,351
‐ Jessica‐Lee representing
for the ladies
972
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:00,919
and delivered, Mike.
973
00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:02,254
‐ That, she did.
974
00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:04,156
How about our leaderboard,
Rocsi?
975
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,090
‐ Well, here's one, Mike.
976
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:07,125
At 29 feet, 4 inches,
977
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,127
that puts Jessica
atop the leaderboard
978
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:11,696
with just one more athlete
to go.
979
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,932
Expecting dad Brandon Gross
is on the bubble,
980
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,201
and in danger of going home.
981
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:17,102
‐ Who's our next competitor?
982
00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:19,638
‐ Our favorite name to say!
Domonick...
983
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,773
both: Giorgianni!
984
00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:22,808
‐ Oh.
Whoo.
985
00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:25,076
‐ One of our favorites
right here at "Cannonball."
986
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,912
‐ Well, not only does he have
the greatest name,
987
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,346
but he's been doing the best
988
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,216
in this competition
round by round.
989
00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:32,284
But look at him, Rocs.
990
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,886
That's not the look
of a world‐class athlete.
991
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,988
That's the look of a guy
who's been told
992
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:38,990
they discontinued
his favorite guyliner.
993
00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:40,091
But I'll tell you what!
994
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,060
This guy's not going anywhere.
995
00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:43,395
‐ Hopefully we haven't
hyped him up so much
996
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:44,863
that we just jinxed him.
997
00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:46,531
‐ Probably did.
‐ [laughs]
998
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,533
‐ And here we go.
999
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:51,703
Three, two, one...
1000
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:53,271
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
1001
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,739
‐ Holy [bleep]!
1002
00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:56,441
‐ Oh, boy.
1003
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,710
both: Oh, wow!
1004
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,378
‐ What a good run.
1005
00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:02,380
both: Giorgianni, Giorgianni,
1006
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,282
Giorgianni, Giorgianni,
1007
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,151
Giorgianni, Giorgianni!
1008
00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:07,452
‐ [laughs]
‐ [groans]
1009
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,753
‐ Not a really chantable name,
1010
00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:09,888
but we just did
a good chant for it.
1011
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,156
‐ I know.
We tried.
1012
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:13,225
‐ Was not expecting that one.
1013
00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:14,993
‐ Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
1014
00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:16,094
[rock music]
1015
00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:18,763
‐ Startled at the top,
he lets us know about it.
1016
00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:24,102
‐ [in slow motion]
Holy [bleep]!
1017
00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:25,837
‐ And just like a rock star,
1018
00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:28,106
he knows when to shred
those chords.
1019
00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:29,608
[radical guitar solo]
1020
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:31,843
Great timing,
and a very close distance.
1021
00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:33,912
This guy continues
to surprise me
1022
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:35,747
time and time again.
1023
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,282
‐ But he's standing by
with Simon right now.
1024
00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,251
Simon?
‐ All right, Domonick.
1025
00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:42,087
You got 28 feet, 5 inches
1026
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,622
from the center of the target,
1027
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,457
which is the best score
of the day so far.
1028
00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:46,925
‐ No way!
1029
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:47,959
‐ And you're moving on
to the finals!
1030
00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,462
I swear to God.
I would never lie to you!
1031
00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:52,197
I would never lie to him!
1032
00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:53,665
Back to you in the booth!
1033
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,700
I would never lie to Domonick!
1034
00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:56,902
I'd never lie to him.
1035
00:33:56,935 --> 00:33:59,271
‐ There you have it.
The finals are set.
1036
00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:01,373
And soon,
one of these four people
1037
00:34:01,406 --> 00:34:03,975
will be heading home
with $10,000.
1038
00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:05,810
I'm glad we still got
a lady representing
1039
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,112
going into these finals.
1040
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:09,047
‐ But if you're going up
against Domonick...
1041
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,150
both: Giorgianni.
1042
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:12,951
‐ You better be scared.
1043
00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:13,985
‐ Everybody better be scared.
1044
00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:15,887
Get ready.
‐ We'll be right back.
1045
00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:18,757
[dramatic music]
1046
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:23,128
[dramatic music]
1047
00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:25,063
‐ Welcome back
to "Cannonball,"
1048
00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:26,264
where it's time
for the finals.
1049
00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:29,401
We started with 12,
but only 4 are left.
1050
00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:30,902
And only one will be leaving
1051
00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,538
with our grand prize
of $10,000.
1052
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,641
‐ This is what we've been
building to all day, Mike.
1053
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,443
Win or go home.
1054
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:41,913
Will it be PE teacher
Mat Scollon,
1055
00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,649
Jersey girl
Jessica‐Lee Korkes,
1056
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,018
delivery guy Adrian Ramos,
1057
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,087
or everyone's favorite name
to say,
1058
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,256
Domonick Giorgianni?
1059
00:34:51,289 --> 00:34:52,257
‐ So let's get right to it
1060
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,727
and take a look at our fifth
and final challenge.
1061
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,798
‐ It's time for the Cannon.
1062
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,467
Our finalists will rocket down
our souped‐up mega‐slide,
1063
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:06,304
now 20 feet longer and with
a 45‐degree launch at the end.
1064
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:08,506
‐ Which makes it
a 100% scarier.
1065
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,608
But that's not all.
1066
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,276
When they hit that launch,
1067
00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:13,478
they'll be in total darkness.
1068
00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,914
Each athlete's maximum height
1069
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,649
plus total distance
1070
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:19,618
equals their final score.
1071
00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,586
♪ ♪
1072
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,588
This is the finals...
1073
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:27,325
for $10,000!
1074
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,161
‐ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
1075
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,530
Mat Scollon is up first.
1076
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:33,999
What do you think of Mat,
Mike?
1077
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:36,301
‐ We're not sure
what Mat we're getting ever.
1078
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:38,003
In each round,
he's been a different Mat.
1079
00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:40,505
I wanna see a Mat
that's a champion Mat.
1080
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:41,439
How about that?
1081
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,442
‐ Kids at home,
I need your power.
1082
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,477
Focus.
1083
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,879
Give me all of your power
so I can fly further,
1084
00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:51,516
fly higher, fly better
than anybody here!
1085
00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:52,550
‐ Shaking off the nerves.
1086
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,352
‐ You better be ready, Mat.
1087
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:57,956
In three, two, one...
1088
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,658
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
1089
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:02,193
‐ Yeah!
Here we go, baby!
1090
00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:03,728
‐ No drag whatsoever.
1091
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,630
‐ [yells]
1092
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,033
‐ Wow.
‐ Man.
1093
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,534
‐ Whoo!
1094
00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:11,369
‐ That was a really,
really good run.
1095
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,971
Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
1096
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,072
What do you see, Mike?
1097
00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,340
‐ He's in full attack mode.
1098
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:19,010
He attacks the entry.
No drag.
1099
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,178
Then the PE teacher
demonstrates
1100
00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:22,514
how to do a pushup
off the launch.
1101
00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:24,215
He asked his students
for help.
1102
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:26,184
And they delivered.
1103
00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:29,487
‐ Mat gets a so‐so height
of 22 feet, 6 inches.
1104
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,491
But he soars for a distance
of 35 feet, 5 inches
1105
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,928
and gets a total score
of 57 feet, 11 inches.
1106
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:38,430
He's standing by
with Simon right now.
1107
00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:39,731
Simon?
1108
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,833
‐ All right, Mat.
Very good.
1109
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,269
Do you think that's good enough
to win "Cannonball"?
1110
00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:46,871
‐ God, I mean, it sounds good.
I felt good.
1111
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,673
I have to believe that I won,
you know?
1112
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,241
I'm doing it
for the right reasons.
1113
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:53,445
I had my children at home
giving me all the power.
1114
00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:55,180
So hopefully
I can make them proud.
1115
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,348
Come on, baby!
‐ Love to hear that.
1116
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,516
Back to you in the booth.
1117
00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:59,784
‐ Thank you very much, Simon.
1118
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:01,419
Who is our next finalist?
1119
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:02,253
‐ Here we go.
1120
00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:04,522
‐ Next up
is Jessica‐Lee Korkes.
1121
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:05,724
What do you think of Jessica?
1122
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:08,193
‐ Well, Jessica is loud.
1123
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,295
‐ [laughs]
‐ And she loves to chat.
1124
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:12,464
‐ And guess what?
She's in the finals.
1125
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:16,334
‐ Your girl J‐Lee is about
to be shot through a cannon,
1126
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:18,303
and I'm gonna do a cannonball
in the water.
1127
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:19,871
Because the show
is "Cannonball."
1128
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:21,239
You know what I mean?
Come on, now.
1129
00:37:21,272 --> 00:37:24,309
‐ This PE teacher
is really sweating it.
1130
00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:26,478
If he loses,
he's gonna be the guy
1131
00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,613
not allowed
at the cool kids table.
1132
00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:32,484
In three, two, one...
1133
00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:34,486
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
1134
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:36,755
‐ [grunts]
Let's go, [bleep].
1135
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,089
‐ And her legs are up.
1136
00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:40,058
No drag whatsoever.
‐ [screams]
1137
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,626
‐ But forgets
to throw away the sled.
1138
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,027
It just rides with her
all the way.
1139
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,395
‐ Yeah.
1140
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,463
‐ But man,
did she gain some height.
1141
00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:47,132
‐ She did get some height.
1142
00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:48,233
Let's take a look
at that replay.
1143
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,200
‐ Oh, I'm so cold!
1144
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,401
‐ She attacks the entry.
1145
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:53,538
But then it goes wrong once
she's out of the cannon.
1146
00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:55,807
She's more worried
about plugging her nose
1147
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,143
than she is about getting
height and distance.
1148
00:37:58,176 --> 00:37:59,677
This is for 10 grand.
1149
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:02,247
That is not gonna cut it.
1150
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,381
‐ Jessica‐Lee's big reach
1151
00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:06,618
gave her a height
of 23 feet, 9 inches.
1152
00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:09,721
But a disappointing distance
of 28 feet, 4 inches
1153
00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:13,358
only gives her a total
of 52 feet, 1 inch.
1154
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:14,859
‐ [in slow motion]
Yeah!
1155
00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,094
‐ Well,
you know what that means.
1156
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,663
It's back to the Jersey
turnpike for Jessica‐Lee,
1157
00:38:18,696 --> 00:38:20,465
as her time here has come
1158
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:21,599
to a screeching halt.
1159
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,400
‐ That's right.
1160
00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:23,234
PE teacher Mat remains
1161
00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:24,202
in first place,
1162
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:25,203
showing all his kids
1163
00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:28,640
why you should stay in school.
1164
00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,441
‐ Don't move a muscle
because when we come back,
1165
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,777
our final two challengers
attempt to take home
1166
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,813
our $10,000 grand prize.
1167
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:36,214
We'll be right back.
1168
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:38,850
[cheers and applause]
1169
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:43,321
[dramatic music]
1170
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:45,590
‐ Welcome back
to "Cannonball."
1171
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:46,391
It's finals time.
1172
00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:48,726
With two athletes remaining,
1173
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,661
We're halfway through
the final round,
1174
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:51,729
and mere minutes away
from handing over
1175
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:54,632
our grand prize of $10,000.
1176
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,602
‐ With the score
of 57 feet, 11 inches,
1177
00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:59,270
PE teacher Mat Scollon
proved too tough
1178
00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:02,073
for Jersey Girl
Jessica‐Lee Korkes,
1179
00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:04,008
Mat takes over the top spot.
1180
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,244
Who will be
our "Cannonball" champion?
1181
00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:07,745
‐ Let's find out right now.
1182
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:08,746
‐ All right.
1183
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:12,250
Our next athlete
is Adrian Ramos.
1184
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,118
Simon caught up
with him earlier
1185
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:15,420
to see how he's feeling
1186
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:16,921
ahead of this final challenge.
1187
00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,523
Let's take a look.
1188
00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:19,424
‐ All right, Adrian.
1189
00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:21,125
You're not a man of many words,
are you?
1190
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:22,794
‐ No.
1191
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:24,162
‐ Do you think
you're gonna win?
1192
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,864
‐ Yes.
1193
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,799
‐ Does this shirt
make me look fat?
1194
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:29,367
‐ No.
1195
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,469
‐ Honesty.
1196
00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:32,937
‐ So what do you think
of Adrian, Mike?
1197
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,172
‐ Well, Adrian's been
middle of the pack.
1198
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,207
He almost got eliminated
last round.
1199
00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:37,709
So if I'm Adrian, I'm thinking,
1200
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:39,878
"I need to do my best
right now."
1201
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:40,845
[dramatic sting]
1202
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,680
‐ He needs to get
at least 58 feet
1203
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,183
to knock off PE teacher, Mat,
from first place
1204
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,752
and give himself a shot
at the $10,000.
1205
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:49,520
It's not gonna be easy.
1206
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:50,822
‐ Let's do it.
1207
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:54,192
Three, two, one...
1208
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,994
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
1209
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:58,963
‐ And a nice entry.
He's got his feet up.
1210
00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,865
No drag.
‐ [yelps]
1211
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:03,468
‐ Wow.
Look at the height, distance.
1212
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:06,671
That is the type of run
you want in the finals.
1213
00:40:06,704 --> 00:40:08,706
‐ The height was
definitely there, Mike.
1214
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,909
‐ That was the highest
I've seen anyone go.
1215
00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,377
‐ Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
1216
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,378
What do you see, Mike?
1217
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,812
‐ He gets maximum velocity
1218
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,381
because he has
very little drag.
1219
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,683
As he explodes
out of the cannon,
1220
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:20,885
you can just see
he reaches for the height.
1221
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,588
Then a 180 twist in the air
1222
00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,723
just because why not?
1223
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,159
‐ Amazing height for sure.
1224
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:30,161
27 feet, 2 inches.
1225
00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,330
And best distance so far
as well
1226
00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:34,766
at 38 feet, 4 inches,
1227
00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:37,568
for a total
of 65 feet, 6 inches.
1228
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,737
‐ Nice job, Adrian.
‐ Taking the lead.
1229
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,472
‐ That's gonna be
really hard to beat.
1230
00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:42,774
He's standing by
with Simon right now.
1231
00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:44,876
Simon?
‐ All right, Adrian.
1232
00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:47,578
You are in first place.
‐ Whoo!
1233
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:48,680
‐ Very well done.
1234
00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:50,682
We're gonna see if that's
good enough to hold up.
1235
00:40:50,715 --> 00:40:52,850
Mike, Rocsi,
back to you in the booth.
1236
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,919
‐ All right.
Thank you very much, Simon.
1237
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,689
Well, it's our fourth
and final athlete.
1238
00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:59,958
The moment could not
be any bigger for...
1239
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,294
both: Domonick Giorgianni!
1240
00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:06,698
‐ This guy was made
for "Cannonball."
1241
00:41:06,731 --> 00:41:08,599
Domonick is getting ready.
1242
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:11,536
His motto is
"Live fast and drink cheap."
1243
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:14,739
‐ [laughing]
‐ You win this $10,000,
1244
00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:16,541
you're not gonna be drinking
cheap anymore, my friend.
1245
00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:17,775
‐ Top shelf, baby.
1246
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,210
‐ At the top
of the mega‐slide.
1247
00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:22,847
In three, two, one...
1248
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,249
both: Cannonball!
[air horn blasts]
1249
00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:27,318
‐ Aww.
Bit of a rough entry.
1250
00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,554
He's got a little bit of drag.
1251
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:30,922
‐ [yelps]
1252
00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:32,757
‐ Wow.
‐ Man.
1253
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,993
‐ That is pretty good.
1254
00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:37,261
‐ Oh, ah!
‐ Not too shabby.
1255
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,396
‐ [yells]
‐ It's what he's done all day.
1256
00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:41,265
Adrian knew that this would
be his competition.
1257
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,900
What do you see
in the replay, Mike?
1258
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,702
‐ Well, the man
with the greatest name
1259
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,037
didn't have
the greatest footing.
1260
00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:48,706
But he picked up speed
and shot out of the cannon,
1261
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,241
getting as much height
1262
00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:52,643
as there are vowels
in his name.
1263
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,746
Then, he leaned out
for distance.
1264
00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:56,614
Once again, he brought it.
1265
00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:58,883
‐ Simon has
Domonick's final score,
1266
00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,752
and he's about to lay it
on Adrian right now.
1267
00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:02,120
Simon?
1268
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:04,422
‐ My man from Whittier.
1269
00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:06,891
Dude, I just got
Domonick's score.
1270
00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:11,029
Domonick went
56 feet, 2 inches.
1271
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,764
You've just won "Cannonball"!
1272
00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:14,298
[cheers and applause]
‐ Whoo!
1273
00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,501
‐ You just won $10,000!
‐ Yes!
1274
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,502
‐ How are you feeling
right now?
1275
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,203
‐ I feel so great
right now, man.
1276
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:20,304
My dad's gonna appreciate this.
1277
00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:21,439
My dad's gonna be
so proud of me, man.
1278
00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:23,641
He needs this car.
I'm doing this just for him.
1279
00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:25,276
I'm glad I won, man.
1280
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:26,944
‐ It's for good reasons, folks.
1281
00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:30,748
High‐five your fans.
You got fans.
1282
00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:32,717
This is what it's all about,
folks.
1283
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,452
This is why we do it.
1284
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:35,820
This is why we're here.
1285
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:38,623
Mike, Rocsi,
back to you in the booth.
1286
00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:40,625
‐ Congratulations,
Adrian Ramos.
1287
00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:42,126
‐ So good.
1288
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,628
It was so much fun
watching him win.
1289
00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:45,630
‐ Well, it was fast.
It was fun.
1290
00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:46,497
And now it's finished.
1291
00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:48,332
For Rocsi Diaz
and Simon Gibson,
1292
00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:49,300
I'm Mike Mizanin.
1293
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:52,136
And we'll see you next time
on "Cannonball."
1294
00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:55,339
[victorious music]
1295
00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:56,307
♪ ♪
1296
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,509
announcer:
Well, that's the show, folks.
1297
00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:00,812
This is "Cannonball."
1298
00:43:00,845 --> 00:43:03,748
Brought to you
by Giant Slides Incorporated.
1299
00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:05,650
Making giant slides
1300
00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:08,586
since USA Network called
and asked for one.
1301
00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:11,656
♪ ♪
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