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Nogizaka Under Construction Special

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Nogizaka Under Construction has begun

We are your hosts BANANAMAN

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And over there are Nogizaka-chan

Thanks for everything this year as well

Could you take care of that later?

When the camera was moving over them

your zipper was wide open

[ Make sure you remember to zip up ] your zipper was wide open

[ Make sure you remember to zip up ]

And with that

Himura-san

Today Nogizaka Under Construction will be different from usual

different right

Ever since the show started, this is our first

very special episode

[ The special episode we've begged for ]

We finally got it. That's great

We've also been given additional time

So today, its won't be just us

Special guests are coming to join us

Let's quickly call them out here

Its these people

who?

no way

no way!

it can't be!

Its Tsuchi and Keyakizaka-chan

Keyakizaka46 desu Its Tsuchi and Keyakizaka-chan

Keyakizaka46 desu

The old guy did their intro

[ old guy thrown in ]

Today

appearing on the show today

our special guests Keyakizaka46

Their 1st time doing a variety show with Nogizaka

Tsuchi, you did the intro also?

You may not know this but

I'm the center of Katakana Keyaki46

[ Katakana Keyaki46 ]

Could we see that one more time?

Show us

That looks similar...to Nogizaka's intro

Ours is like a closed fist move

Theirs is better

Why?

Cut that part out

[ Prefers the Keyaki pose ] Cut that part out

[ Prefers the Keyaki pose ]

Now then, hold on

do they plan on standing the entire time?

[ Standing at attention ]

Please have a seat

Because Nogizaka is in front of them

that's right, their neesans are here

its more than the usual nervousness

[ All members, extreme nervousness ]

Have the members been together before?

We were together yesterday

Ah, yesterday was the FNS song festival

Have you seen each other outside of music shows like that?

Handshake event

At a handshake

Their event was held next to ours, so they came by to introduce themselves

They wanted to introduce themselves

But you can see how nervous they are

They are huge senpais that we've admired

so I'm really feeling nervous

Basically, they really liked the Nogizaka neesans

and thats why many of them took the audition

[ Exist as role models ]

So then you've all seen Nogizaka's TV shows before?

This show is hilarious right?

[ Ιf I do say so myself ]

You can't say that about your own show

I'll do it

This show is hilarious

[ Tsuchida = Nogizaka otaku ]

Himura-san, one more time

give us your title call please

Nogizaka46 and Keyakizaka46

combined year end party!

They've worked hard this year

so Nogizaka and Keyakizaka will come together

and have a good time with games and singing

Their big year end party will take place

Since its a year end party

well this time

for each of the games, the winners

of course they'll get good food to eat

And that food will come from over there

First, we have sushi And that food will come from over there

First, we have sushi

Oh, they brought in Kyubey

That's Ginza Kyubey-san

A super famous sushi spot

Part of the reward

it goes without saying that this place is famous

Ginza Kyubey

Edo style sushi visited by many businessmen and politicians

Food thats reached the level of fine art

We should try these out right?

We have to confirm its authentic

[ Abuse of MC privileges ]

We can't risk the chance of fake Kyubey-san sushi

Let's verify

So good

Its Kyubey right?

Good good good

[ binge eating ]

The next reward

Yakiniku Heijouen

Choosing the very best locally grown cattle

and allowing the beef to age

The process produces the maximum umami out of the beef

But we need to check the quality of this beef

[ All you can eat ]

[ Beef tongue - 1 serving 1690 yen ]

So good!

Delicious

Its good

Nothing like beef tongue

And then dessert

A shop that creates long lines. Orange County

With a unique texture and their whipped cream

its worth eating

Look at how much you get

Tsuchi looks good with a crepe in hand

Good

There's lines for their crepes

This is so good

Eating sushi and beef and crepes

that's a good flow

Sometimes you just want to eat a good crepe

Something special about their whipped cream

So freaking good~

[ Naughty old man ] So freaking good~

[ Naughty old man ]

Himura-san

very bad

Its all over you. All over

If they win the game

they can eat as much as they want

So then here we go

Everyone in Keyakizaka probably always tries their best

for Nogizaka, if I say let's play a game, they won't do it

[ Lacking motivation? ]

I've noticed that from the show too

It used to be different!

[ Entertainment world rubbing off on them? ]

But if there's something

to win, then they work hard for it

And if the prize isn't something remarkable

then they'll give us a weak reaction

[ Behavior tuned to the quality of the prizes ]

And with that

The person who's the most active during recording

will receive these fabulous prizes The person who's the most active during recording

will receive these fabulous prizes

What's all this?

This red cloth and table

this will be your prize

[ Needlessly big ]

How about a reaction like your neesans over here!

[ Mild-mannered Keyakizaka ]

Yell out "I don't want that" or something [ Mild-mannered Keyakizaka ]

Yell out "I don't want that" or something

When the camera goes to them they look at Nogizaka for what to do

[ 6 years experience ]

Here's what you'll be getting

What's this?

Today's MVP

Tsuchida, an expert in home goods, picked these

His recommended 3 piece appliance set

By the way this is the Healsio Steam Oven by Sharp

its healthy

and its also in a compact size

and easy to use. Just turn a dial

You just put some water in here

put it in here

Once that's plugged in, you hit the switch

This is from Electrolux

with all of you living alone

you're probably living in dorms with all of you living alone

you're probably living in dorms

in that small area you need things that aren't bulky

and when you remove this

it becomes a hand cleaner

I want it!

As a hand cleaner I want it!

As a hand cleaner

when you switch out this nozzle

it becomes a futon vacuum

To get the dust off the futon then right?

This is from Omron-san

this is a humidifier

Oh, its a humidifier

Most humidifiers cover the entire room

and gets condensation on your windows

And that could lead to mold

If you put this next to your face when sleeping

the steam will not go up, it only goes down

Since you breathe this in while sleeping it'll be good for your throat

for women its also good for their skin and hair

And we're giving all this to one person?

This time it all goes to one person

So then let's proceed

Himura-san, what will the 1st game be?

The 1st game is

Just barely measuring tape

Nogizaka and Keyakizaka members

will alternate taking turns pulling out the industrial style measuring tape to their liking

if the tape snaps, then that person is out

and the opposing team wins the reward

For Nogizaka

Nishino

Wakatsuki

Higuchi

For Keyakizaka

Moriya

Suzumoto

Uemura. These are the participants

By the way Moriya who's part of this contest

within Keyakizaka she's the most competitive

We had an athletic festival episode where she lost

she was sobbing and practically screaming We had an athletic festival episode where she lost

she was sobbing and practically screaming

[ Fiery character ]

That's good though [ Fiery character ]

That's good though

The staff calls her drill sargeant in the back

So the crybaby drill sargeant then

Well she hates to lose right

Do you have a strategy?

The first person

they'll pull out a big length of tape

Starting out fast

If it breaks on the 1st try, she'll probably cry

[ crying gag? ]

So even on the 1st try

if it snaps, game over?

Small steps then if it snaps, game over?

Small steps then

and you're done

[ Drill sargeant on the cautious side ]

That's unexpectedly short

She still has lots of room to spare

Still nothing to worry about

What was that one?

59cm

I wonder how long it can go without snapping

Didn't think it would make it

you've really done it Nishino

Do you have any idea what you're doing?

[ The heart of a strong willed man ]

Very manly approach to that

This is not good for Keyaki

You're up Suzumoto

How far do you want to extend it?

20cm

That's a lot. 20cm from here?

That's the same distance from the 1st turn

If you stop it, that's game over

stop

Now please let go

Its already bending a little

We're at 80cm aren't we

Ok, that's good

About how many cms you going for? Ok, that's good

About how many cms you going for?

Ehh? Maybe...10cm

You serious?

That's good

Go for it! Nearly at 1m here

Ready, start

Isn't that crazy?

This is insane right here

It didn't snap!

We are at 90cm

So right here

with Uemura's

best wishes in mind

Well, she has a specialty

she's really good with the trumpet

she's played with a band before

Lets have her cheer herself on with it

So then

Uemura's specialty

here she is playing the trumpet

You're good. Good ahead

[ What?! ]

Sounds about the same [ What?! ]

Sounds about the same

Her skill level has remained perfectly consistent

No matter how many times I hear it, it just sounds like BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH

She's terrible. What are you doing?

[ Having pity for the trumpet ]

I practiced properly

Even hearing that, she still writes down her specialty is the trumpet

From now on the fans

should call her BWAH BWAH

[ BWAH BWAH-chan ]

Inoue, can you play?

I can. Can we borrow that?

I played also

You played too?

[ 1st time the members have heard this ]

Really you've played before? I have

[ She did it.... ]

[ The upstaged kouhai... ]

You can go small if you want. Use strategy

What will you do?

I'm scared, so 1cm

1cm

Where does 1cm get me to?

You'll need to move it to 91cm

Here goes

hai dozo Here goes

hai dozo

Its ok, there's some strength here

You can pull from there

Ehhhhhh~

[ Pulling from there would be dangerous ]

That's one hell of a stance

[ Sumo ring entrance? ]

That's not what you look for in an idol [ Sumo ring entrance? ]

That's not what you look for in an idol

You ok? You ok?

Its really shaking right now

This bow legged stance is crazy Its really shaking right now

This bow legged stance is crazy

Take a deep breath

Here goes

This area is in trouble

However

the following 2 tries

the tape still didn't break

And now they're at 150cm

There's no way

We're at 150cm There's no way

We're at 150cm

Now you have to take small steps

Still going? Still going?

[ The Gambler ]

156cm

This is out past Uemura's height

156cm

Careful now

Just a little bit

Slowly now

Its not breaking

She's got her own style for doing this Its not breaking

She's got her own style for doing this

[ Higuchi style ]

This is her craft

She's pulled it out a lot

There might still be a long way till it breaks

Don't give up! Hang in there!

more more more!

[ Evil whispers from the demons ]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

no more no more

164cm

Now then

WAH!

Too scary!

Quiet down!

[ Complaining about the noise ]

Himura-san's being loud

168cm

168

There's still some room left

Passing 170

175

gomennasai

175

Can't be much more than this

When everyone was being so careful around 70-80cm, what was that for?

[ Jumpy people at a disadvantage ]

At 180cm

Going for more?

She did it

Really the end is pointing down now

Its really drooping

Good small pull

Small increments

Going for a big one

The tape hit its limit

and snapped when she touched it

The person who found the limit

Keyakizaka's Uemura is declared winner

And so that means

Keyakizaka wins

omedetou gozaimasu

So the 3 of you may head over there to eat what you'd like

How is it?

The tuna

How is it?

The flesh is really tender, its delicious

[ Proper food review ]

Just eat it in one bite

Tender!

And next

Himura-san And next

Himura-san

onegaishimasu

Here we go!

BANANAMAN and Tsuchida

The songs we want to hear corner!

So then

right here BANANAMAN and Tsuchida

the songs we request

the members on this very set in front of us

will perform for us in this show corner

We'll go from the song that BANANAMAN requested

[ Seifuku no Mannequin ]

Seifuku no Mannequin

I want to hear it

Himura-san, what should we watch for?

Well of course

its the dance

that part of it for us

and for our own live shows

we imitate it

We do

Himura-san, whenever he goes to a live show

he's like

[ One of those people that always ends up dancing ]

You mean this move?

This one?

[ Perfect dance recreation complete ]

They've gone to standby position

And well with the seats we have

[ Dinner show situation ]

Sorry, we feel terrible about this

Lets start it then Seifuku no Mannequin

onegaishimasu

These are real pros

This is really cool

YO!

yo!

[ Disrupting the interlude ]

YO!

yo!

Looks good!

ganbare!

[ Parents at an athletic festival? ]

[ Old guy mannequins ]

YO!

yo!

Looks good! yo!

Looks good!

Best in Japan

BEST IN JAPAN!

YO!

ganbare

[ Just wants to shout things ]

Best in Japan!

For us, we've seen that

recorded at different places on occassion

but that's a first experiencing it like that

That's true

They're pros

like how they sink down

[ Pros at sinking down ]

The singing is finished but

we want to hear from the Keyaki members too

Kobayashi-san

How was the senpais performance?

Seeing them live like that

I haven't had a chance to see it like that before

it was really

overwhelming

It was really powerful for us too

How'd you like the screaming from us old guys?

[ Curious to hear their review ]

I was concentrating on them. I didn't

So you didn't even hear us yelling?

We need to get more volume! So you didn't even hear us yelling?

We need to get more volume!

[ Challenge for the old guys ]

Next then, lets return to the games

The next game

Himura-san onegaishimasu

Nogizaka Banana Game!

When you say banana, I say sweet

When you say sweet, I say cake

Just like that

Staying in subject while keeping in rhythym

its a rhythym word game

Nogizaka and Keyakizaka

will alternate turns

The team with 3 fails loses

The winning team gets gourmet cooking The team with 3 fails loses

The winning team gets gourmet cooking

The participants on both teams are as shown

And which team will win?

Let's get going

Ready

Start

Nogizaka Banana

When you say banana

I say yellow When you say banana

I say yellow

When you say yellow

I say lemon

When you say lemon

I say sour When you say lemon

I say sour

When you say sour

I say Umeboshi

When you say Umeboshi I say Umeboshi

When you say Umeboshi

I say red

When you say red

I say strawberry When you say red

I say strawberry

When you say strawberry

I say kawaii

When you say kawaii

I say Keyakizaka

When you say Keyakizaka

I say green When you say Keyakizaka

I say green

When you say green

I say forest

When you say forest

I say aroma

When you say aroma

I say good scent

When you say good scent

I say ME

She does smell good! You're saying Noujo smells good?

But people can't tell that from watching TV

They won't know that But people can't tell that from watching TV

They won't know that

Himura-san sniff her for confirmation?

[ Himura Check ]

Could you run around him so he can confirm?

[ Delusional woman running from a monster? ]

He can make a judgement from that right?

Nope, not a good smell

[ Himura's Judgement = NO ]

Himura-san has always said his nose is so bad he should get surgery

[ Nose under Construction ]

Even I could tell she smelled good when she got close by

But Himura-san is the judge

And Himura-san says its not a good smell But Himura-san is the judge

And Himura-san says its not a good smell

OUT

Nogizaka has 1 out

They'll restart from Noujo's good scent

When you say good scent

I say perfume

When you say perfume

I say Rinzanbei

She said Rinzanbei

[ Alien language? ]

She's saying Rinzanbei

But when you say perfume, I would say Rinzanbei

[ Tsuchida gets it ]

What is Rinzanbei?

I don't know. Never heard of it

Maybe it means woman in Portuguese

Ready

Start

When you say perfume

I say Hirate

When you say Hirate

I say beautiful eyes

When you say beautiful eyes

I say ME When you say beautiful eyes

I say ME

That answer is a little sloppy

This has turned into the I say ME game

Are you confident in your eyes then?

My brown eyes Are you confident in your eyes then?

My brown eyes

I've been told they are pretty

brown eyes I've been told they are pretty

brown eyes

Himura-san, go check it out

[ Himura Check, again ]

If he agrees you pass

Himura-san, you have to get closer to make sure!

[ Her instincts say escape ]

My eyes are more brown

And you really freaked me out. You fail

[ Hurt the monster's feelings ]

The intensity!

Since she caused a mix up

Keyakizaka's Yonetani

will restart with the word eye

When you say eye

I say eye exam

When you say eye exam

I say C

When you say C

I say vitamin C

When you say vitamin C

I say vitamin B

[ We have a rush on vitamins ]

What is it?

That's not Kazumin's fault

"When you say C, I say vitamin C" doesn't really work either

When you say C, I say vitamin C

Is [C] part of the eye exam?

She has a point there

Yes, but I understood that one

But if we permitted vitamin B, then we'd get vitamin A

[ Vitamin party? ]

This is fine then

this time

saying vitamins will not be permitted

Let's go to the next one

Ready, start

When you say vitamin

I say good for the body

When you say good for the body

I say natto

When you say natto

I say stringy When you say natto

I say stringy

When you say stringy

I say okra

When you say okra

I say green

When you say green

I say forest

When you say forest

I say forest bathing

When you say forest bathing

I say feels so good

When you say feels so good

I say heart

It was feels good

Feels good right

So Feels good right

So

just like last time, you're out

Its tied at 2-2

Let's increase the tempo

So then Takayama, faster tempo

From feels good. Ready, start

hai dozo

When you say feels so good

I say stretching your back

When you say stretching

I say morning

When you say morning I say morning

When you say morning

I say sleepy

When you say sleepy

I say night

When you say night

I say morning

[ How many times we going to do morning? ]

That one's no good

Why do we keep repeating the same day?

[ Everyday endless loop ]

Morning and night kept coming

And that means Nogizaka is out

Its a win for Keyaki team

You weren't listening, that answer just came out earlier

When you say night I say morning

When you say morning I say night

[ The morning-night game from hell ]

oishii? oishii?

oishii!

oishii

Is that girl just one of her friends?

[ Master of casual chit chat ]

That's Oda Nana right?

That's how she is That's Oda Nana right?

That's how she is

oishii?

oishii! oishii?

oishii!

[ The frank and direct Oda ]

That girl is one of the friends

She has to be one of the friends

They're eating but lets move on

what do we have next Himura-san?

BANANAMAN and Tsuchida want to hear it

The request songs corner part 2!

Now then

BANANAMAN and Tsuchida

this corner is where we request songs we want to hear.

This time its Tsuchi's turn this corner is where we request songs we want to hear.

This time its Tsuchi's turn

So Tsuchi

Well then, the debut song

Silent Majority

Actually I

haven't heard it live like this before

But I hear it at karaoke all the time

you sing it?

They make me sing it

They want to see my dancing

Since its cool looking

They've made it to standby

And we are also at standby positions

[ This time they've got crepes ]

Would Tsuchi introduce the song for us?

Keyakizaka46 performs

Silent Majority. Here it is

ganbare

kakkoii ne

ganbare

Ganbare!

ganbare

Looking good!

ganbare!

yo!

ganbare!

ganbare

ganbare~

[ Its over ]

Keep going! [ Its over ]

Keep going!

That was good Tsuchi

Real good, real cool looking

That was all very good but

usually I never yell like that at work

now I've lost my voice

[ The cost of screaming ganbare ]

Matsumura, what did you think watching that?

And Ikoma, you've had to perform that before right? Matsumura, what did you think watching that?

And Ikoma, you've had to perform that before right?

They let me do that song over the summer

its a Keyaki song

seeing it from this angle

I haven't been able to see the dance from this view

Its rare to see it like this

So its actually rare?

Its rare to see the dancing from behind them

What did you think Matsumura?

Today being here together

even though they all look so wimpy

that moment the dancing starts..wow

[ wimpy looking? ]

From what perspective are you looking at them?

[ The perspective as the leader of a gang ]

We got some wimpy looking chicks coming in here!

[ Sudden friction between the 46 groups? ]

But the moves

since its a cool song

the moves are so concise. This part.

Himura puppet has appeared

To be accurate, its more like this

[ Crepe robot ]

Robot Itsuki Hiroshi-san

Wakatsuki, did you like the part that looked like a robot dance

[ The authority on robot dance ]

Yes well

That was smooth right

I think I'd like to use some of it

You want to use it? Can you do that?

Could you give us some? You want to use it? Can you do that?

Could you give us some?

[ Wakatsuki robot activate ]

That's full robot mode

[ Already at expert level with the gag ]

hai arigatou gozaimashita

Now for the next game

Himura-san onegaishimasu

Here it goes

Don't get left behind! Here it goes

Don't get left behind!

The get out of there fast common knowledge quiz!

Both teams will have 6 members

to take on the common knowledge quiz

People who answer correctly can leave

and the team with no members left wins

Even with an incorrect answer, no action will be taken

and then the quiz

if you answer correctly

you don't have to worry about winning, its straight to the reward

The 1st person to answer correctly can eat for a long time

[ All you can eat until the end of the quiz ]

ganbare

She's yelling YAY! now, but there's no way Wada Maaya can do this! ganbare

She's yelling YAY! now, but there's no way Wada Maaya can do this!

[ Queen of the dummies ]

I've been trying to watching the news more often

Trying to watching more often?

[ Using her own special grammar rules ]

The participants on both teams

are as seen

Just which side will win it?

Question

In this year's American presidential election

defeating Hillary Clinton

Yes! Who will speak from Nogizaka team?

Who pressed it?

Yes Who pressed it?

Yes

dozo

Trump

Nakada

Good answer. Help yourself

Moving on

next question

Question

The separation of powers

the 3 bodies of power in Japan are

the cabinet

the National Diet and

what's the 3rd?

What?

Again in a louder voice please

The Court

the court

Well done

Harada is a smart one

Ah, she's knowledgeable Harada is a smart one

Ah, she's knowledgeable

She can study

Next question please

Question

A full course in French cuisine

the 1st item that comes out as an appetizer. What's it called?

Yes! Who knows this?

Who answered?

Maaya-chan. Go ahead Wada

garnish?

[ 100% Japanese ]

The garnish goes on the side

And this is a french cuisine term for appetizer, why's your answer Japanese? The garnish goes on the side

And this is a french cuisine term for appetizer, why's your answer Japanese?

This is in french cooking

The 1st course in a french full course meal

Yes!

Hori

homard?

lobster?

[ Heavy appetizer ]

So they always eat a lobster for an appetizer then?

Yes!

grill

grill?

No matter how you look at it, that's like a surface

[ Answer = hors d'oeuvre ]

Like that semi-transluscent jelly like stuff [ Answer = hors d'oeuvre ]

Like that semi-transluscent jelly like stuff

[ terrine ]

That jellied fish or meat broth they'll bring out sometimes

gelatin

[ We didn't ask you about the ingredients ]

agar-agar, agar-agar

[ Its not related to gelatin! ]

Yes!

agar-agar strips

[ Naming every known gelatin product ]

Time's up

They were way off

hors d'ouevre

Never heard that before?

That's what its called

But Shitara-san

Ishimori over there

she's the dumbest one on our team

[ Keyakizaka's queen of the dummies ]

So I'm personally looking forward to her battling Wada

On to the next question!

Question

Elected in this years election for governor of Tokyo

The 1st time in history for a woman to be elected governor

Who is this politician?

Koike-san

[ Koike Yuriko ]

After that

Nogizaka team

Hori

and then

Nakamoto answered consecutive questions correctly

For Keyakizaka

remarkably Ishimori answered correctly

That must be great

Nakada, you've had a long time to eat

I also ate the sushi

[ Buffet situation ]

How is it Hori?

What are you eating?

What was this?

She's asking what she's eating?

beef tongue

That's good stuff

Let move on. Next question

Question

This is dipped into liquid

the acidity and alkaline levels

Yes

Litmus paper

Kitano gets out of there

These girls are also candidates to be labeled dumb

Ok then, next question These girls are also candidates to be labeled dumb

Ok then, next question

Question

Within a large group of males

when there's one single female

That's like rimando or something

Could you say that slower?

ri-man-do

[ What language is this? ] ri-man-do

[ What language is this? ]

When there's one woman among a group of men

that's rimando

Wrong!

Yes

I know this. I know this

honeymoon

[ One wife with multiple husbands = honeymoon? ]

honeymoon is incorrect

Yes honeymoon is incorrect

Yes

harem

harem!

(Wada) It's harem!

[ Wada's thought process: Harem -> Honeymoon -> Rimando ]

Lets hear the question again

onegaishimasu

Question

Within a large group of men

when there's one single female

using 3 kanji characters, what is it?

[ Answer: kouitten ]

Yes

uchouten

uchouten=ecstasy uchouten

uchouten=ecstasy

Yes

yuuigi

yuuigi=useful

[ From a woman's perspective being in a group of men would be useful ]

Yes, that would be useful but

Go Keyaki

Yes

Hint please

Your hint is, the 3rd character is the kanji for points

kouitten?

Risa!

She got kouitten

"Useful" was a fabulous answer though

[ Unique perspective ]

Needed the right answer though

Well, my remaining members

we have 2 dumb people remaining

This foursome is pretty scary we have 2 dumb people remaining

This foursome is pretty scary

As a team, if you're the last one remaining

its a loss for your team As a team, if you're the last one remaining

its a loss for your team

Lets get to the next question

Question

Known for writing [The Narrow Road to the Interior]

active in the Edo era

Yes active in the Edo era

Yes

Akutagawa Ryunosuke

The Narrorw Road to the Interior right

Just now, this is a fastest finger button game, but Sagara raises her hand

and Wada Maaya just thinks like this and doesn't press anything

Yes

Noguchi Hideyo

Yes

Fukuzawa Yukichi

[ Who's that? ]

Who is Fukuzawa Yukichi?

The people we know are different from who she knows

[ Not someone on the 10,000 yen bill ]

Keep it up [ Not someone on the 10,000 yen bill ]

Keep it up

Someone from farther back

The Edo period

Hear it one more time?

Lets hear it again

Question

Known for writing [The Narrow Road to the Interior]

active in the Edo era

who was this poet?

[ Answer: Matsuo Basho ]

Who is it?

Ono no Imoko

Yosana Akiko

Why are you treating incorrect answers as hints?!

But you're on the right track

Its someone along the lines of this

You've heard of him.

Someone from even earlier

Sugita Genpaku

[ He wrote the New Book of Anatomy ]

But I'm glad you know that name

Its a poet

Ganjin

[ Wada's unparallelled stupidity ]

Guess you don't know this

This is probably no good

The answer is Matsuo Basho

[ Knew the answer? ]

You knew that

On to the next question

Question

In english otousan means father

Yes

Trying to guess the question here

So then? Trying to guess the question here

So then?

mother

wrong

family! family!

Your flag wasn't up

grandmother

Its not grandmother

friend?

Lets hear the full question. One more time please

Question

In english

otousan means father

so then

what does ojisan mean?

grandfather

ojisan

Who wants to answer?

I can write it, but saying it would sound bad

You have to say it

Write it in your head and read it aloud

In my head it sounds like unko (poop)

[ Uncle-san turned into poop ]

That's not really wrong

Just say it clearly

You can write this!

Maaya can write this

[ Please forget about the poop! ]

hai dozo

You can do it Maaya

Please say it properly

unko~

Wrong!

Aunt

Aunt?

Aunt!

That's not it

uncle

Uncle

uncle?

uncle, she's saying uncle right?

ojisan

hai OK

Correct

Sounds like unko a little

Wada

Written down it does look like poop

[ Miraculous wrong answer ]

uncle

If she gets this right and leaves you behind

she wins it for their team

That's messed up for Nogizaka

So if the two of you can't answer correctly its a loss

These 2 seem like the strongest of the dumbest

Let's go. Next question

Question

Using the alphabet

USA means America

so then

UK

ah UK?

But I know this one

England

We're near the end

Maaya still remains

and Imaizumi

How is she?

So Imaizumi

she can't answer any of the quiz questions right

but she's always full of confidence

That so?

So then quizzes, those aren't

your specialty?

Its my specialty!

[ Irrational confidence ]

Wada!

Well, I want to go over there and eat

to get over there, I need to answer first

That's right you can't lose this one

and Nogizaka hasn't won any games today

Let's go

Next question

Question Next question

Question

The result of addition is called sum

In subtraction

product? product? product?

HAPPY!

Must be disappointing

So then if Wada could go over to eat

By the way let's hear the entire question

Question

The result of addition is called sum

The result of subtraction is called difference

so then

The result of multiplication is called what

[ Guessed the question correctly? ]

She predicted that one

and got it correct

And then the game, Nogizaka

its their first win today

That's too bad Imaizumi

hai

yeah

All the questions that

came out, you knew some of those answers right

[ Welling up of emotions causes uncontrolled silent laughter ]

What's the matter?

This is some strange behavior

I guess

I really don't understand what is common knowledge

That's great, she finally realized it

[ Idiot self realization ]

And so with that

all the various games and songs

they were all very exciting

but we've reached the end of our time

This time

MVP

its time to decide the MVP

Its been decided

So then Himura-san

the one person who gets all this

That's a lucky person

I think you should announce it

Winning the electrical goods set

who is todays

MVP?

Wada Maaya-san

[ The fancy 3 piece home electric goods set ]

I'm so happy

And all of this

is valued at around 100,000 yen

About 100,000 yen

Since this is a late night show

or whatever you want to call it, we don't have any budget

so to pay for this or whatever you want to call it, we don't have any budget

so to pay for this

this time I have our profile pictures here

For real?

So all of us

and one person couldn't make it today

Sawabe's not here

You got Sawabe too

We'll put them all in here

And whoever I pull out of here has to pay

Why are we paying?

If I knew that, I would have picked cheap prizes

[ Buyers remorse ]

That's 100,000 yen

This one hurts

But its a 1 in 4 chance

But when you think of this show

its the image of Himura paying for everything But when you think of this show

its the image of Himura paying for everything

I've paid for a lot

In the end

who will have to pay for all the prizes?

This guy

bravo

Sawabe pays!

That's good

This was the best possible result

He doesn't have any idea what this is about, but he's paying 100,000 yen

We'll give him the bill after he finishes his show

onegaishimasu

Following recording

the staff went to where he just finished recording another show

Let's go to Haraichi Sawabe's dressing room

Nogizaka Under Construction

we've finished recording their special

ah

hai hai hai

Its done then

hai hai

I knew about it

And we have something for you

Sorry, I don't understand the meaning of this

No really. I don't understand this

What is this? There's nothing written

on this bill

They drew lots, and it was determined that you'd pay

Wait, I really don't understand

ha?

MVP

went to Nogizaka Wada-san

So the cost

for her prize, it was decided by drawing that Sawabe-san would pay

So I have to pay

Why do I have to pay?

It was a completely fair drawing

That's a lie

You're lying. For real?

That's ridiculous. But I have

the least money

yorokshiku onegaishimasu. Hey!

That's dirty!

Make them pay! Make the rich people pay!

They've got the money!

dammit!