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(DJ D-Wrek) This is "Wild'N Out", Old School versus the New School.

Starring Nick Cannon.

Repping the Old School squad:

Scruncho, Jon Gabrus,

Conceited, Rip Micheals,

Hitman Holla, Emmanuel Hudson,

Charlie Clips, Justina Valentine.

And their captains, Naughty By Nature.

And repping the New School:

DC Young Fly, B. Simone,

Bobb'E J Thompson, Lil JJ,

Radio Big Mack, King Cannon,

Santwon McCray, Teddy Mora,

And their captain and performers Pivot Gang.

All right, y'all, I need everybody up out their seats

and make some noise for host,

Mr. Nick Cannon!

(cheering and applause)

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

Atlanta, make some noise!

(cheering and applause)

We blowing all the way up. Y'all make some noise

for DJ D-Wrek!

Hey, what it do, what it do?

Give it up for the beautiful and sensational

"Wild'N Out" girls, thank you, ladies.

(cheering and applause) Thank you, ladies.

Season 15, what a dream. Old School versus New School.

Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.

And you know I'm the captain of Team Old School!

(cheering and applause)

OG Gabrus in the building.

Scruncho from the movie, "How High School Dance."

(cheering and applause)

Keep that going, and make some noise for Team New School!

(cheering and applause)

They got some heavy hitters over there.

They got some hip hop in the building.

All the way from the west side of Chicago,

y'all make some noise for Pivot Gang!

(cheering and applause)

Y'all ready?

Ah, y'all team, y'all, y'all...

Y'all look like gang members for real.

See now, that's not fair, that's not fair, is it?

Well, if y'all gon' bring a rap group.

Who ya got?

Then I'm gonna bring a rap group, too.

(cheering and applause)

But my rap group is legendary!

(audience reacts)

Make some noise for Naughty By Nature!

(cheering and applause)

♪♪

("Hip Hop Hooray" playing)

♪ Hey, ho ♪

♪Hey, ho ♪

♪Hey, ho, hey ♪♪

♪♪

Vinny!

It goes up!

We don't like to show up empty-handed,

so we brought you and your crew

some "Wild'N Out" by Nature treats, man.

Now we ready to rock! Make some noise

for Nick Cannon, y'all!

(cheering and applause)

(Nick) It's official, we going up!

This first game we gon' do, it's a classic.

They know it, they love it. It's called:

Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

Your topic is being naughty.

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Yo well my name is Vin Rock and I'm in my 40s ♪

♪ I see the crowd and there's a lot of naughty shorties ♪

♪ Naughty shorties why I do that too ♪

♪ I got some (bleep) in the middle of the school ♪

♪ When you in the school but I'm from Old School ♪

♪ And I do this like I do ♪

♪ You do it like you do well I do too ♪

♪ You may be Old School but the New School true ♪

♪ Well let me tell you something you little punk thin ♪

(laughing) I'm out! (ding)

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

Your topic is stalkers.

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Stop running from me Boy do not fight it ♪

♪ If I give you this I promise you'll like it ♪

♪ You promise I'll like it I have no doubt ♪

♪ If I give you this You'll be watching my house ♪

♪ Watching your house? Well I already am ♪

♪ I been in your bushes since 11:00 a.m. ♪

♪ Girl you too thirsty Please get some water ♪

♪ I'm 'bout to go get me a restraining order ♪

♪ Restraining order Don't play with me ♪

♪ I can be Miss Parker You can be Professor Oglevee ♪

(laughter, ding)

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

Your topic is sleeping.

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Sleeping I love it I think it is great ♪

♪ Us bears we love to hibernate ♪

♪ Bears like to hibernate That's what it seems ♪

♪ Last night I had about seven wet dreams ♪

♪ Seven wet dreams? God you're a creep ♪

♪ Do me a favor and go back to sleep ♪

♪ Go back to sleep I can do that ♪

♪ All I gotta do is play Eminem's whack ass diss track ♪

(cheering)

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

Your topic is streets.

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Talkin' 'bout streets Y'all know I lie ♪

♪ You ATL what's on west side?! ♪

♪ Hola my taco we kick you and then can it ♪

♪ You know I'm taking threats I might nick you with the canon ♪

♪ What the (bleep) did you say to me boy? ♪

♪ I don't even know Stop playing with me boy ♪

♪ Check it out I'ma tell you about a booty tale ♪

♪ My (bleep) is so long it's longer than your (bleep) pootie tail ♪

♪ Hold up don't you talk about the pootie tail ♪

♪ But guess what? Your girl booty smell ♪

♪ Damn, if you wanna, check it out... ♪

(rapid rapping)

(bleep)

(cheering)

♪ Hold up ha! Unh-unh stop ♪

♪ Get back fake ass Tupac! ♪

♪ I told it like I sold it to you ♪

♪ I got Grammys Baby mammies, hammers ♪

♪ And tattoos older than you ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ So? ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪

(cheering and applause, air horn blares)

(Nick) Y'all make some noise for DC Young Fly and Treach.

(cheering and applause)

DJ D-Wrek?

Yo, that was real close. But I gotta give it

to the New School on that one.

Make some noise for the New School, y'all!

(cheering and applause)

It's a beautiful thing. Take us out, man.

Naughty by Nature's in the building!

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

Now I'ma beat that thing up,

and it's not 'cause I hate ya.

I'm just a real Jersey bitch,

so I'm naughty by nature.

(cheering and applause)

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪ (air horn blares)

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

Atlanta, make some noise.

(cheering and applause)

We got Pivot Gang over there on DC's New School team!

(cheering and applause)

And, of course, we got the legends in the building.

Naughty by Nature, my OG!

(cheering and applause)

This one right here,

it's called Let Me Holla.

(DJ D-Wrek) Holla! (cheering and applause)

As you know, we gon' bring out an outstanding,

intelligent and illustrious "Wild'N Out" queen

to the center of the stage.

Each team member's gonna get the opportunity

to holler at her. Use their best pickup line

If it's funny it gets a bell. (ding)

If it's not funny, it gets that buzzer. (buzzer)

Team with the most bells wins the game.

Easy as that, so y'all make some noise

for the wonderful Miss Erika Gray.

(cheering and applause)

You got this, ready? Yes.

Old School, wild out.

(cheering and applause)

Mmm.

I just ask you if you touch me, please don't tease me.

Are those bullets in your bra

or are your nipples glad to see me?

(cheering and applause)

(ding)

(Nick) Here we go, Treach.

(cheering and applause)

(woman) Baby girl! Baby mother(bleep) girl!

(cheering and applause)

Take this real quick.

Put it in your mouth.

What is this? Swallow.

It's Plan B 'cause tonight, I'm not puling out.

(cheering and applause, ding)

But I don't-- scientifically, I don't think that's possible.

(laughter)

(cheering and applause) Let's go.

Okay, baby, look, um...

Roses are red. Conceited is stocky.

I want a 6-9, and I ain't taking Tekashi.

Now I'ma beat that thing up,

and it's not 'cause I hate ya.

I'm just a real jersey bitch,

so I'm naughty by nature.

(cheering and applause)

(ding)

(cheering and applause)

Oh my God, you are so bad, girl, look at you!

Up here looking like a bag of money!

You think it'd be cool if I put some money where my mouth is?

(audience reacts)

(buzzer)

Never mind!

We only related by blood!

Let's go, OG!

(cheering and applause)

Google me.

(laughter)

(buzzer)

How you gonna Google somebody with the Yellow Pages, O (bleep)?

(laughter)

(stammering) What is that?

Email me.

(laughter, ding)

Vaminos, vaminos, vaminos!

(cheering and applause)

Hey, girl, what's up?

Yeah, I know, ladies get in free.

I'm on the way right now.

You already know what it is.

I'ma see you there, okay. You ugly, okay.

Okay, hold up Okay, hold up, hold--

Hey, my (bleep), I'ma have to call you right back.

'Cause God damn!

(cheering and applause, ding)

(dinging, air horn blares)

Make some noise for Erika!

(cheering and applause)

DJ D-Wrek, who won the game?

I gotta give that to the Old School.

Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.

(Nick) We know how to treat women!

That's what it's all about. Everybody on their feet!

D-Wrek, take us out!

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪ Call up my thick chick when I see you ♪

♪ Though I ain't flying (bleep) you ♪

♪ 'Cause you ain't that little fly ♪

♪ Ay yo Treach I don't really mean to be shady ♪

♪ But I protect myself 'cause I ain't havin' no baby ♪

♪ Gettin' on Plan B ♪ ♪ You know me ♪

♪ Gettin' on Plan B ♪ ♪ Everybody! ♪

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

Atlanta, make some noise.

(cheering and applause)

Welcome back to a classic episode of "Wild'N Out".

Y'all give it up for the Pivot Gang over here

repping heavy on the New School squad.

(cheering and applause)

And on my team, the legendary

Naughty by Nature's in the building.

Kay Gee, Vin Rock, Treach. We goin' all the way up, y'all.

And we 'bout to play a classic game.

About to teach y'all a little something.

Some edutainment. It's called Hip Hop History.

(D-Wrek) History. (cheering and applause)

Oh, yeah, uh, you know, we received some topics online

using that #wildnout. And, uh, we're gonna

take some historical moments in our time

and make a hip hop song about it.

And then you guys decide which song is the hottest. Y'all with it?

(cheering)

You guys got the first Black president.

First Black president. (cheering and applause)

A'ight, Old School, we got Roe versus Wade.

(cheering)

New School is gonna go first.

New School, wild out.

(cheering and applause)

Now, I know a lot of you New School

and new generation don't really understand

the real meaning of the first Black president!

(singing gospel)

Well, since y'all don't really know, I think the New School

should let y'all know. Drop the beat, ugly man.

♪♪ ♪ Aw... ♪

♪ Damn, man, stop and let us sing this (bleep) ♪

♪ Ay you don't really want no drama ♪

♪ Give it up for my (bleep) Obama ♪

♪ Ay you don't really want no drama ♪

♪ Give it up for my (bleep) Obama ♪

♪ Yeah I got the barricade ♪

♪ And I can't do swerve Can't do swerve ♪

♪ Keep it coming shooters with me ♪

♪ Secret Serve ♪ ♪ Secret Serve ♪

♪ He was friendly with the lesbians ♪

♪ He was good with the Mexicans ♪

♪ But with the white you think he should run again? ♪

♪ Hell yeah! Yes we can! ♪

(cheering and applause)

(bleep)

♪ Damn let's stop and let us sing this (bleep) ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

(ding) ♪ You don't really want no drama ♪

♪ Give it up for my (bleep) Obama ♪

(cheering and applause)

Yeah! New School!

Old School, wild out.

I need y'all on your feet! Come on, we gon' do it like this!

And make it happen. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat!

Ay, Clips, I'm late.

Nah, you look early to me.

No, I am late-late.

Oh, hell, no!

You late-late?

♪ Nah you gettin' on Plan B ♪

♪ Yeah you know me ♪

♪ You gettin' on Plan B ♪

♪ Yeah you know me ♪

♪ You gettin' on Plan B ♪

♪ Yeah you know me ♪

♪ Who gettin' on Plan B? Everybody ♪

♪ I'ma thick chick when I see you ♪

♪ Though I ain't flying (bleep) with you 'cause you ain't feel that pill flow ♪

♪ Treach I don't really mean to be shady ♪

♪ But I protect myself 'cause I ain't havin' no baby ♪

♪ Sorry baby girl give you son unh ♪

♪ And don't hide the pill if you don't unh ♪

♪ You said calm down Shorty why you could trust me ♪

♪ If you didn't want no kids then you shouldn't never (bleep) me ♪

♪ You gettin' on Plan B ♪ ♪ Yeah you know me ♪

♪ You gettin' on Plan B? ♪

♪ Yeah you know me ♪

♪ Hold on wait I was scopin' her out ♪

♪ I don't need a Plan B I tell her open 'em (bleep) ♪

♪ You gettin' on Plan B Yeah you know me ♪

♪ You gettin' on Plan B Yeah you know me ♪

♪ You gettin' on Plan B? Yeah you know me ♪

♪ Who gettin' on Plan B? ♪ (dinging)

(yawning) (cheering and applause, air horn blares)

Is it over, huh?

(laughter)

(yawning)

(yawns) That (bleep) was...

Let's do it the right way.

And help bring out a "Wild'N Out" girl who's gon' help us deliver.

Y'all make some noise for Jessica, one time.

(cheering and applause)

Okay, everybody give it up for the Old School.

(cheering and applause)

Now give it up for the New School.

(cheering and applause)

I'm sorry, Nick, but New School has it.

(cheering and applause)

Everybody on they feet!

D-Wrek, take us out!

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪You did a movie It was not good ♪

♪ And we did not enjoy it at all ♪

♪ You made us feel really bad honestly ♪

♪ And I came here just to tell you ♪

♪ Thank you for having me but what the (bleep) was that? ♪

(laughter) I gotta bring it up.

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

♪ Wild'n, wild'n, wild'n, wild'n ♪

Atlanta, make some noise one time.

(cheering and applause)

Now give it up for Pivot Gang over there.

They feeling good about themselves.

We got Naughty By Nature in the building.

Treach, Vin Rock, Kay Gee.

It's time for the bonus round.

And it's called the...

(all) Wildstyle!

Oh, yeah, freestyle rappin', but here at "Wild'N Out"

we focus on them jokes, so each punchline

is one point added to your total score.

So the game could go either way.

So Pivot Gang, y'all can get that belt.

Or it could go to my OGs, Naughty By Nature.

(cheering and applause)

Old School, step up.

New School, step up.

DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.

♪♪

We gon' do it like this. ♪ Unh, unh, unh ♪

♪ Off the top as you know it's the N.I.C. ♪

♪ And it's a whole lotta y'all in the place to be ♪

♪ But none of y'all even matter to me ♪

♪ Matter of fact would you... Google me ♪

(laughter)

(ding)

It's (bleep) funny.

♪ Look okay the movie ♪

♪ It was not good ♪

♪ And we did not enjoy it at all ♪

♪ You made us feel really bad honestly ♪

♪ And I came here just to tell you ♪

♪ Thank you for having me but what the (bleep) was that? ♪

(laughter) I gotta bring it up.

♪ Yo I hear you matter of fact ♪

♪ I love "Chi-Raq" and shout to Spike Lee ♪

♪ Because he always had my back ♪

♪ And I love Chicago South and West side ♪

♪ And everybody know it ain't gon' be no divide ♪

♪ We gon' keep it positive and no more killing ♪

♪ Black people in the air Put your fist and we willing ♪

(cheering)

(ding)

Come here, Big Mack, come here, Big Mack.

♪ I mean it ain't no question about who are right ♪

♪ Battling me I mean it's suicide ♪

♪ I'm 'bout my cheddar ♪

♪ I bet these keys open up every Popeyes in Marietta ♪

(laughter, ding)

Hold up, Hitman, Hitman. Them little jokes you needed.

♪ But that short ass jacket on ♪

♪ I'm sure that was probably Conceited's ♪

♪ That collar you need to breathe ♪

♪ 'Cause it look like it was made from the same ♪

♪ Stuff they made Justina's weave ♪

(laughter, ding)

Let me get Santwon. Old ladies first, go ahead.

Ladies first? So I'll go first, sir.

(laughter)

♪ Yo unh ♪

♪ See I'm quick, I'm nimble, I'm crafty ♪

♪ You talkin' all that sneaky (bleep) 'cause you don't wanna at me ♪

♪ Unh you disgusting and you catty ♪

♪ Yeah I like dudes but I learned it from your daddy ♪

(laughter) Oh, okay.

♪ Santwon I'ma send you to heaven ♪

♪ Your booty (bleep) stays open like a 7-Eleven ♪

♪ You sweeter than some cinnamon friend ♪

♪ Them girls are trying to get outta R. Kelly's basement ♪

♪ You just trying to get in ♪

(ding) Ay, yo, DJ D-Wrek!

Yeah, what's up, man?

Cut the beat.

(cheering and applause)

Come here, Javen.

Ay yo, I know Nick is your big brother.

But I'm about to leave this kid sad.

You just his do boy. I know you big mad.

You might as well be a weed dealer

'cause all you do is carry Nick bags.

(ding)

And you, come here, I know you eat quickly beef chili.

You got three titties. You look like Tee Grizzley when he was 350!

(laughter, ding)

(dinging, air horn blares)

I feel like I know the answer. Who won this game?!

I gotta give that to the Old School.

Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.

(cheering and applause)

Treach, Vin, Kay Gee!

We got some legends in the building.

They came and won the comedy championship.

What you wanna say to the people?

We just sent our little hitters out

and hit them corners on they ass.

The champs is here!

(cheering and applause)

And the party don't stop. So I need everybody

on they feet, turn your TVs up,

and make some noise for the Pivot Gang!

♪ Let's do it, aye, yo ♪

♪ This Pivot -- realer than blood (blood) ♪

♪ I'm sending the temperature up (up) ♪

♪ Said 15 minutes of fame (fame) ♪

♪ I spent 14 at the bank (bank) ♪

♪ It's Pivot Gang if it a dub (dub) ♪

♪ Rest y'all pretty much suck (suck) ♪

♪ My -- is really my blood (blood) ♪

♪ Your 15 minutes is up ♪

♪ Pivot Gang, y'all don't know who he is ♪

♪ -- clean like a Jesus, you know me ♪

♪ I'm cute and I'm slim thick ♪

♪ I could work in Victoria's Secret ♪

♪ Level up like Pokemon ♪

♪ Got my hood like Obi-Wan ♪

♪ 24 hours not enough ♪

♪ You know I ain't like Kobe Bryant ♪

♪ Baby slow wine cause a ripple in time ♪

♪ Just like Janet Jackson, got her -- on my mind, yeah ♪

♪ Act a fool like Goldie Hawn Buzz Lightyear, I go beyond ♪

♪ 24 hours not enough ♪

♪ You know I ain't like Kobe... ♪♪

("Wild'N Out" theme playing)