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International airport. My foot!

They make you walk for three kilometers,

stand in a queue for hours for a taxi,

and you end up in this jalopy. And...

I don't get it.

Why can't you keep the luggage in the trunk?

Madam, this is a CNG. It won't fit.

What if it falls down?

It's tied to the carrier. How can it fall?

You don't expect it to float in midair.

It might start raining! Anything is possible.

I won't pay a single penny if anything is damaged.

Madam. It's prepaid.

So, drive me up a tree.

Do you know how to get to Vasant Kunj or do I have to tell you?

I know.

Come on. Drive faster.

Misti's waiting for me.

-Hello. -Hello.

-Hello? -Greetings, sister.

Bless you.

You're my sister.

So, you should call sometimes to find out whether I'm dead or alive.

Oh, God.

Can't say about others, but he'll certainly kill me.

Sorry, madam. That breaker came out of nowhere.

So will the police station.

-Drive carefully. -Sorry, madam.

Who are you yelling at?

My luck.

What's wrong?

How did you return so soon?

How's Bunny?

Bunny.

Good for nothing.

His actions are disgusting.

At least he has settled down in life.

All rubbish.

Have you ever heard a decent person say, "Papua, New Guinea"?

They wear leaves in the name of clothing.

And now he has quit his nice job,

and is working as a chef at the same place as that witch.

He's a cook now.

He wears that white hat around and calls himself "Mr. Chef."

Just wait and watch.

People who use beautiful girls to trick boys,

-run out of luck soon. -Hello? Sister?

Sister, I can't hear you.

Look ahead and drive carefully.

Sorry, madam. Seems like a bad day today.

It's never good for anyone.

What's my grandpa got to do with the theft?

If he isn't involved, then how is this our business?

What do you mean?

It means, we're specially into crimes against senior citizens only.

We'll have to file a report and submit it to our superiors.

You're worried about your job. I've lost two lakhs.

Thirty thousand in cash and the rest in stock. What about that?

Stock? What do you stock?

Sir, this is an aquarium. It's not like I'd store motor-parts here.

Sir, I didn't know,

there's such huge profits in fish business.

How much were you insured for?

Since when did fish start getting insured?

Do you get it done?

No need to feel offended.

People often set their factories ablaze for the insurance money.

That's true.

By the grace of God, business was picking up.

I made a profit of Rs. 35,000 this month.

Madam, the Metro construction's up ahead.

Are you giving me a tour of Delhi?

It won't cost you extra. It's prepaid.

You just try charging me extra.

Now take a right turn. Take a right!

Fine. Fine.

Are you blind!

Sorry, madam--

Put it back in!

I said put it in!

No, aunty. What are you doing?

No, aunty. You cannot do that.

-If I see you again... -Never! I'm sorry--

you'll land in the Emergency room.

-Never again, aunty. -Run!

Hey!

Who's going to take the luggage inside?

Should I leave it all out here?

Why isn't it opening?

Mistu!

Baby.

Mistu, my baby.

Come to mama.

See? Mama.

Mistu, mama.

Misty.

-Hello. -Hello?

-Hello, Suman. -Yes, aunty.

I won't spare that fool.

What's wrong, aunty?

I checked. Everything's okay.

Nothing's fine.

How did Misty get fat?

What did that fool feed her?

Aunty, please. We did just like you instructed.

Feed Misty. Water the money-plant.

He's even kept the house clean.

This isn't Misty.

-She has more dots. -Aunty. Don't talk rubbish.

One... two...

Are you wearing your glasses?

First of all, Sumit looked after your house.

And you're taunting him instead.

You've become so audacious.

"Are you wearing your glasses?"

Misty.

You will never stop taunting, aunty.

Well, the truth always hurts.

But what's the problem?

-Your relationship. -Relationship?

There's neither trust or faith...

-Aunty... -Nor commitment.

-It's so dirty. -What?

And this so called "falling in love" of your generation,

is not love, it's simply falling in bed.

Sumit looked after your house for an entire month, aunty.

And still he's not good enough for you.

It's not that difficult.

"Feed the fish." "Water the plants."

A half-wit who can't handle basic chores won't support you for long.

Once you get to my age,

you will know what's right--

Aunty!

Thief! Thief!

Witch!

Aunty

Aunty

Aunty

Aunty

Problems sneak-in Through the back door

Disgrace in disguise

Aunty

Depression's full on high

Into a glass of milk, The housefly nosedives

Aunty

The mind faces conundrums Steadily, one by one

The world's no place to live, Everyone's got bad intentions

The fish seeks food And the plant craves water

Aunty, the world's a tug-o-war!

Aunty, help me out!

Aunty, the world's a tug-o-war!

Aunty, help me out!

The fish remains thirsty In the water

Why is the witch so emotional?

When bad luck strikes

Tension is spawned

When a crow shits on you Don't mistake it for good luck

You've run out of luck, Life's a cheapskate

Misfortune eats at my brain Like a glutton

The mind faces conundrums Steadily, one by one

The worlds no place to live, Everyone's got bad intentions

The fish seeks food And the plant craves water

Aunty, the world's a tug-o-war!

Aunty, help me out!

Puneet, please preview this tape.

I have to rush for a shoot. This has to be submitted urgently.

-Please. -No chance.

-I don't have the time. -Please do it...

Hey, Ash. I'll do it.

No. Let it be.

Guys, can anyone preview this tape for me, please?

-Venika. -What?

Can someone else do it? Guys, please. Can you...

Sumit. Fine, you do it.

But please be careful.

Last time the entire blackout tape went on-air.

Babes, was it my fault that India won the World Cup?

Anyone can get distracted for a few moments. Human error.

Fine. Submit it only when everything is in order.

Yeah, yeah. Just chill. I'll do it.

Go.

Sumit. Are you busy?

No. What's up?

Finance Minister. Live. MCR.

-Will you give me the cue, please? -Why not?

-Five minutes, MCR, okay? -Go ahead. I'll join you.

-Hey, Su. -I am stuck.

What's wrong now?

Farooqi just gave me confirmation for a calendar shoot.

I have to go to Punjab for a month.

-Tomorrow. -Tomorrow?

But it's Ankit's birthday the day after tomorrow.

To hell with his birthday. What about aunty?

Who? You mean Monster Aunty?

I had to look after her house.

She'll be out of town for a month.

So what? I'll do it.

How can you say just say "I'll do it"?

Think before you promise something.

I always do, Su.

That's how I handle so many responsibilities.

It's just a house. How difficult can it be?

It's not just any house, its aunty's house.

And I swear, Sumit,

if something happens, I will be dead, and so will you.

If you can marry me, you need to trust me.

Okay, fine. I'll see you tomorrow, 9:00 a.m.

Nine? In the morning?

Yes. Tomorrow morning, at nine sharp.

Her flight is at 2:00 p.m. and mine is at 4:00 p.m.

Okay, okay, relax.

Relax. I'll be there on time.

Yeah.

Pankaj, submit this. I've done the preview.

Curses!

Hello.

Greetings, sister.

I wish you had taught your daughter our culture, too.

Why? What happened?

What happened?

She posed nude for a photograph.

Sister, she isn't nude.

That's her job.

You should feel proud.

Because my niece posed almost nude for a photo?

Sister, you're too much.

Our family honor is being tarnished.

Sister--

And you're supporting her instead.

-Aunty, this is art. -Shut up.

Art?

Sister, it's a popular magazine.

Thank God, father passed away before witnessing this.

What's wrong with her accent?

-Morning. -Hey, wake up.

-You're late as usual. -No, I'm not.

It's just 9:15 a.m.

Forget that.

-Sumit, listen... -Where's aunty?

Sumit!

Greetings.

What are you doing?

Who-- Who is this person?

Aunty. Sumit.

My fiancée. I did tell you about him.

Get back! Get out.

Take your shoes off first.

Who are you talking to?

-Your daughter's choice is so pathetic. -Monster!

Who?

Has Sumit arrived?

See, the consequences of giving too much liberty.

We belong to a prestigious family...

Su. Loo?

We seek our elders' permission to even breathe!

Down the hall, on the left. Be quick.

She's introducing her boyfriend like--

She's her fiancé.

But they aren't married yet.

We'll see when they get married.

Why did you send him there? There's a visitor's toilet outside.

Mom, we'll call you back.

Aunty, don't you have to leave?

Couldn't he have done it at home?

Mister, lift the seat up before you do it.

Yes, aunty.

And for God's sake, don't soil the seat.

Yes, aunty.

Aunty washes currency notes and sticks them to the wall.

She says, "God knows what kind of people have handled these before.

If we wash the notes, we won't get leprosy."

Don't touch the money, they're all accounted for.

You should've totaled them up, too.

Flush before and afterwards.

Okay.

Done?

This is the first time I'm leaving my home for so long.

So, regardless of your relationship with Suman,

-this house is now your responsibility. -Yes.

Suman.

I want the toilet neat and clean.

Yes, aunty. Don't worry at all.

I am worried because of you.

And don't sleep here.

And if you have to,

then take the extra mattress from under the bed

and sleep in the hall.

If anyone sleeps on my bed, I develop an allergy. Understood?

Yes, aunty.

I always keep telling Suman that we shouldn't share a bed.

This is Misty.

Misty.

Are you retarded?

Misty is scared of strangers.

Don't mess with her.

This is her fish food.

See, it's written here. "Fish food."

Feed her half a spoon every night.

-Half. -Remember, only half a spoon.

More or less upsets Misty's stomach.

Right, Misty?

Your stomach gets upset, right?

Does it?

Hello! Siphon the water every five days.

And pour half a cap of chlorine in clean water.

Too much of it can lead to poisoning. Understood?

Don't worry, aunty. I'll handle everything.

I love fish.

Stop it.

This is the money plant. My money plant.

Five years ago, I stole it from Sheila's house.

Water it every day at 8:00 a.m.

Talk to it for at least an hour.

You can tell it romantic stories.

Nursery rhymes will do as well.

"Fish is the queen of the water. Water is its life. Touch--"

"Touch it and it gets scared. Take it out and it dies."

That's how it goes?

You can rest easy, aunty.

Your house is in capable hands.

I am not your aunty.

Why don't you have a carrier? You can't stuff it all in there.

Don't be scared.

If you break anything, I'll have your car impounded.

Suman. Remember.

Feed the fish. Water the plants.

Consider it done, aunty.

Let's go.

I think aunty liked me.

Just feed the fish and water the plants, okay?

Don't touch anything else.

Sumit, this not for a day.

It's for a whole month.

You're worried about the house.

What about me staying all alone here for a month?

And absolutely no friends.

Not even one.

Why will my friends come here, Su?

You're just...

Cheers!

-Cheers. -Thanks.

-You're drinking again. -It's his birthday.

Just one drink.

Look. If you drink, I'm not going home with you.

Fine. There you go.

One more bites the dust.

What's wrong with all of you?

Everyone's coupling up.

-Except for you. -"Except for you."

Can't you see me happy in life?

There's just one rule in my life.

Always a new partner.

Let's start.

When the sun goes down, The boys hit the town

When the sun goes down, The boys hit the town

Come on, Meenal, hurry up. What are you doing?

The sun's gone down, The boys have hit the town

Everyone's shaking a leg And dancing up a storm

The sun's gone down, The boys have hit the town

Everyone's shaking a leg And dancing up a storm

Your charm's so intoxicating That even without drinking

I'm gonna dance Like there's no tomorrow

Your charm's so intoxicating That even without drinking

I'm gonna dance Like there's no tomorrow

When the sun goes down, The boys hit the town

When the sun goes down, The boys hit the town

When the sun goes down, The boys hit the town

When the sun goes down, The boys hit the town

-Birthday boy! -You came, too!

-Happy birthday, buddy. -Thank you.

-She's Gopa. -Hi.

-Hi, Gopa. Thank you. -Happy Birthday.

Nice house.

Nice house, but not mine.

I was about to cancel the party.

My house is getting repainted. No cash in the pocket.

I asked Sumit, "Do you have a place".

He said, "Do it here. It's my aunt's place."

I said, "Why not."

He's our batch mate. I'll introduce you to him as well.

Just because I'm a bit senior,

doesn't mean you won't introduce me to her.

Big brother.

You've hit the jackpot. What's the secret?

Brother, this is Gopa. Gopa, meet Ravi.

Hello, Gopa. How are you? I am Ravi.

-Why aren't you having anything? -We will.

-Let me introduce her to Sumit first. -Of course, go ahead.

Gopa. Gopa.

-Excuse me. -Relax. I will do it.

Sumit.

Hi. How did you make it here?

-Hi, brother. -Weren't you in Dehradun?

Saharanpur. Gopa, Sumit.

-Sumit, Gopa. -Hi.

-Nice house. -Thanks.

It's my aunt's.

She's gone for a month.

You need to help us.

Just a minute.

Yes, tell me.

I need a place for Gopa to stay.

She's eloped from home.

-What are you saying? -Yes.

With whom?

With me, of course! Stop joking.

It all happened so soon, I couldn't do anything.

Look, it's just a matter of some time. Just for a few days.

Later, I'll handle everything. Please don't say no.

No, no. You can stay.

But you'll have to take special care.

Yes.

-Take care of whom? -The house.

Yes, of course. It's just the two of us. Don't worry.

-There are just two conditions. -What?

First, Suman shouldn't find out. Or she will kill me.

And second, you have to feed the fish and water the plants.

-That's all? -Yes.

It's not a problem, I will handle everything.

I'm not worried because it's you.

Now, listen.

Feed the fish half a cap of fish-food everyday, okay?

And change the water every three or four days.

-And pour some chlorine as well. -I've handled fishes before.

Cake!

Cake's here. Come on everyone.

Very good, very good.

And this money plant.

-Don't forget to water it. -Yes.

Last thing. Don't sleep inside.

There's an extra mattress under the bed. Spread that out and sleep on it.

You will clean the house after the party, won't you?

Yes.

-And, don't use the loo inside. -Why?

Sumit, come quickly! Sing the "Happy Birthday" song.

Let's go for the cake cutting ceremony. I'll give you further instructions later.

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday!

Vasudha, the door opened all of a sudden, and she stepped out growling.

Her face was covered with her tresses. I screamed, "Witch!"

Sister, it must have been a thief.

What happened?

I sprained my neck.

Take some rest.

You will feel better.

I knew the moment I stepped in the house,

that something's wrong.

-Listen, don't tell anyone. -What?

I found hex stuff.

A beggar's bowl.

Torn mattress.

And a strange odor in the entire house.

Vasudha. I'm sure Jaidev is behind this.

Even his belongings are back.

But brother-in-law is in America.

So what? They practice voodoo there.

What are you saying?

That ashtray.

-Remember that ashtray? -Which one?

His ashtray. The one with the pipe.

I asked you to throw it out.

You didn't tell me, sister.

I didn't?

Then... whom did I say it to?

Sister.

You can't remember everything at this age.

I say forget the past and go back to brother-in-law.

Look. Give me a good idea, if you have one.

Otherwise, I don't want to hear your useless crap.

I will never go back to that cheat again.

And if he comes here, I will throw him out of the house.

My God. Can any woman say such things about her husband?

Of course, she can.

He's my husband, not yours.

Fine. Calm down.

Do as I say.

Burn few red chilies and fume the house.

If there is an evil spirit, it will leave.

My mother-in-law used to do this.

What if Sumit hadn't agreed?

I have other friends.

Someone would have said yes.

That's because you're so sweet.

Everyone likes you.

Neerav.

When are you going to tell at home?

Tomorrow, sweetheart.

Do you have a home like this?

It's bigger.

-Really? -Yes.

Remember, the first time we met.

In the bus heading for Haridwar.

I boarded from Saharanpur, with my friend.

And you were on your official tour.

We met at the drinks stand.

The bus started moving and I spilled the drinks on you.

I apologized, but you didn't seem to be upset.

In fact, you got me another drink at the next stop.

I'll get you drinks all my life, sweetheart.

Will we stay together forever?

Yes, dear. Always.

You love me, right?

Goodnight.

Gopa?

Gopa...

Switch off the light.

Okay.

Don't do that.

Sorry.

Yes.

Move aside. It's an emergency. I need to use the bathroom.

-What are you doing here? -Potty.

Thank God you told me. Listen!

But why come here at this hour?

Where else could I go?

Oh, God! Switch on the exhaust.

I was in the neighborhood for a house deal, and I had to go.

What could I do?

Something was definitely wrong with the fish yesterday.

-Why do you hog so much? -What's it to you?

-Hurry up. -It'll take time.

I need to go, too.

Last night's fish...

Sorry.

Hurry up, Ravi.

-Good morning. -Morning.

-Who were you arguing with? -Ravi.

Don't go in there. Sumit said that's off limits.

I don't have an option.

Good morning, sir.

Neerav, are you in Delhi?

Yes, sir.

Good.

You have to leave for Madurai in the evening.

This evening, sir?

Yes. Today.

Pfizer's holding a conference tomorrow morning, which I can't attend.

So you and Bhushan have to go.

Sir!

Sir, I'm getting married.

-That's great! Congratulations. -Thank you, sir.

Neerav, are you quitting the job after marriage?

Sir?

No, sir.

That's good.

Collect your travel details from Anuradha.

All the best, son

-Sir-- -Our meeting should not suffer.

Now, carry on.

I'm making tea for Ravi. Would you like some?

Get me some toast with butter, too.

Hello.

Hi, Ankit.

I needed an urgent favor.

What is it?

Gopa...

Who?

Gopa. My girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

-Yours? -Come on, Ankit! Gopa, my girlfriend.

I introduced you to her yesterday.

Oh, yes! Of course.

-Right. So-- -Wait a second. Hold on...

I think he's having a hangover.

I'll try Dinesh.

You already called him.

Sumit isn't answering either.

-Why can't I come along? -It's a business trip--

Let's have a feast, guys. Come on!

Hey handsome, you're really lucky.

What now?

I finalized the deal and got an advance as well.

Gopa, you're lucky as well.

-So? -So what?

I've brought fritters and chilled beers for you.

And sweets for Gopa.

-And you're making such a sad face. -He's tense.

He has to go to Madurai on a business trip.

And he can't take me along.

I see. So that's the problem.

This is why I never took up a job.

A personal business is the best.

All the profits, losses, gains are solely yours.

And anyway, these "ten to five" working people

have a middle-class mentality.

Not you, though. Don't feel offended.

My advice is, Take her along. What's the problem?

How can I take her along on official business?

I see.

Will she stay here alone?

No, no, she won't be alone. I just spoke to Ankit, and he--

But, Ankit wasn't in a condition to recognize him.

-Baby-- -He had just two pegs.

That's how the kids are these days.

-Don't ask me. -What?

-To stay back. -But I--

He's got a bad habit of requesting.

Hold on.

Sumit, where are you?

-I was in a meeting. Is the house okay? -Yes.

-And the money plant? -The plant's fine. But--

-Is the fish okay? -Everything is all right. Now, listen--

Then why do you keep calling?

I'm in a soup right now. I will call you later.

Sumit!

He's busy. He'll call back later.

Here, handsome, have a sip.

You're like a younger brother to me.

I will look after Gopa.

Don't worry, okay?

Stay at home.

Here are a few home delivery menus.

I've written down the grocer's number as well.

Check before you open the door for anyone. This is Delhi.

And please don't forget to feed the fish.

Don't worry, I'll do that.

Gopa, I love you.

You're mine.

No.

-I'll leave. -Okay.

-You? He just left. -I know.

I mean, I don't. He left? He must have left through the back door.

Otherwise, he always informs me before leaving.

I was just passing by.

I thought I'd check on you to see if you need anything.

-No. -You're looking nice.

Are you wearing a perfume?

I mean, are you scared?

No.

Given the reputation of Delhi, this is a relatively safe area.

In the last 25 years, only four or five rapes were committed here.

Only!

And just one murder, last month.

-Otherwise, this is a posh area. -I see.

And, anyway, when a guy like me is with you,

you've nothing to worry about.

Yes.

After all, you're my responsibility.

Right, Gopa?

I'm 24 karat pure gold.

You can trust me blindly.

That's why they never let go of me.

-Who? -Girlfriends.

-Yes. -I see.

My parents showed me so many girls.

But I already have so many girls in line for me

that sometimes I wonder...

whether I should listen to my parents or my heart.

I see.

I just met one candidate right now.

Flowers.

And anyway...

nowadays marriage and culture are not that important to most people.

They all just want one thing.

What?

That...

From the very first meeting...

they all want it.

After that, you know what happens--

How about some water?

Not everyone's lucky enough to find a beautiful and cultured girl like you.

You know, I'm really jealous of Neerav now.

I mean, he doesn't even have a single hair on his body.

Yet he managed to get you.

And here...

I have a lush carpet of hair,

but no one to rest her head on my chest and show me affection.

Give me water.

Aren't you getting late?

Okay, then, good night. You can have this can of beer if you like.

No, thank you.

-Okay. -Bye.

Ravi, you're always looking for a thrashing.

If you want to succeed, make a foolproof plan.

Formula of blood... Gopa!

Chicken Lollipop... Gopa!

Ice and Cola... Gopa!

Gopa, Gopa, Gopa!

Gopa!

Hey, how about this house?

Yes, let's break in.

Okay, now listen to me. Let's break in.

If we find anyone, we'll kill them.

Neerav!

Missing me already, darling? I've just boarded the flight.

-Have you fed the fish? -Listen to me, Neerav.

-What? -Something's wrong here?

What's wrong?

I am scared. Why did you leave me alone?

Baby, just relax. Tell me what happened?

-Someone's outside. -Outside?

I can hear voices.

-Voices? Oh, no! -What do I do?

Just stay inside. Bolt the doors and windows.

-I'll call Ravi right now. -Neerav!

Gopa's sweetheart is out of town

He's calling me over the phone

-Hello. -Hello, brother. Were you sleeping?

What else do you expect a decent man to do at this hour?

Correct. Sorry.

Can you pay a visit to aunty's house? Gopa is feeling scared.

If you could just go take a look, I--

-Is that so? -Yes.

Of course, brother.

You're like my younger brother. It's my duty to help you.

Thank you-- Ma'am, two minutes. Brother, I'll call you later.

-The flight's about to take off. -Okay, bye.

Play safe.

-Ravi. -What happened, Gopa? Neerav called.

There were men outside. I heard voices.

Where?

Somewhere around the bedroom or the hall.

Get inside. I'll go take a look.

-Who was it? -There's no one there, Gopa.

-No? -That's the problem with you girls.

You panic too soon.

Now go get some sleep.

Don't be scared. Good night.

Lock the door. Bye.

Can you stay here tonight?

I am scared.

Actually, I need to visit the temple tomorrow.

It's a Tuesday, and...

Please, please, please...

Fine. You can sleep inside in the bedroom...

-and I'll sleep in the hall outside. -Thank you.

-Sorry. -It's okay. No problem.

Ravi. Ravi. Ravi.

What happened?

I can hear voices again.

My goodness, Gopa! Why are you so scared?

Everything is okay.

I am here now. What are you afraid of?

There's nothing to be afraid of.

I mean...

Lock the door from inside and try to sleep.

-Inside? -Yes.

No!

I'll sleep out here.

You want to sleep here?

Fine, then, you sleep here.

And...

I'll sleep there on the chair.

Okay?

Sonia.

No, Sonia!

Please don't leave me, Sonia.

No, Sonia. Please. No!

What happened?

I sprained my neck...

trying to sleep on this chair.

Wait, I'll fix it.

Thank you.

Gopa, I'm bothering you at this hour.

Yes... Yes... That's it.

Don't mind, but can I ask something?

Of course.

Who is Sonia?

It's personal.

I feel better now.

I'll go sleep inside. Alone.

-Inside? -Where else?

Sleep here, please.

Okay, then. I'll go get the mattress and sleep here.

Okay.

What happened? Gopa, what happened?

Ravi!

I am scared, Ravi.

No, Gopa. No need to be scared.

I am with you.

Don't cry.

I won't let anything happen to you.

I am with you.

I won't leave you.

Don't leave me, Gopa.

Please. Please don't go.

Gopa.

Fish is the queen Of water

Water is its life

Fish is the queen Of water

Water is its life

Food and water

Food and water

Gurmit.

Only Rs. 5000 this month.

Daddy, its exam time now. This is not the season.

But, brother, I have my vacations going on.

You didn't do too well in studies.

At least do something useful in business.

"One message. Kusum."

You're always on Facebook!

Sir, can I get this fish?

I want one that is exactly the same.

-Parrotfish. We might have it. -Parrotfish?

-We have many varieties of fish. -I see.

Fishes are all mostly the same.

Come with me.

Isn't that what you want?

Parrotfish.

Doesn't that one look slightly bigger?

One, two, three, four, five, six...

It's got less spots, too.

Look, they are all the same.

There's always a little difference.

And this is the only one we have left.

Spotless gem.

Fine, I'll take it. How much?

-Two hun-- -Two thousand rupees for a pair.

But Rs. 1000 for you.

Isn't Rs. 1000 a bit too much?

Inflation is on the rise.

Petrol prices have gone up.

And these fishes are imported. Straight from Canada.

Fine. I'll take it for Rs. 1000. Spare me.

Times are bad.

You can't tell fake from real.

I could've bought three kilograms of fish to eat for that money.

That's how you make a sale. Order more from Mahipalpur.

When there's supply, there will be demand, too.

Let's go, Chinky.

Pummy, Kusum says, "Has your old man left yet?"

What the fish!

Where did you go so early in the morning?

Meeting.

I had to show the house to a client.

You work so hard, don't you?

-That's true. -How about a head massage?

Yes. You don't need to ask.

Harder.

Don't stop.

Why will I stop?

It's a wife's duty to look after her husband.

Hold on. Stop.

-What happened? -Nothing.

-Did I accidentally pull your hair? -No.

Gopa, when did we get married?

Last night.

Last night?

You were there, right?

For a girl, holy matrimony is

when she surrenders herself completely to her lover.

And, anyway, a true companion always protects his love.

That's the true bond.

Sibling bond?

Stop joking.

I am not joking. Weren't you supposed to marry Neerav?

We were supposed to marry. But we aren't.

We shouldn't keep him in the dark any longer.

I will tell him everything about our love.

So that we can start a new life.

Statue, Gopa!

Look...

Don't even think of doing that.

-He's on a tour. -So?

These tours can affect a person deeply.

You see, Neerav's already a depressed soul.

-Neerav? -Yes.

Back in college, if he ever scored low in any subject,

he would say, "I want to die. I'll commit suicide."

That's how he is.

Even I felt he was strange.

Exactly. Think, Gopa.

What if he passed away in front of the client?

He won't be able to crack the deal either.

Forget the deal. Dead body?

He's in Madurai, right? We'll have to get it from Madurai.

Then there's the hassle with the police.

And the police never spares anyone.

Ravi!

I never thought about that.

Thank you.

-It's okay. -I love you.

-I love you. -Yeah. okay.

-You know, our home... -Yes?

It will be white, with pink curtains.

Hold on. I just remembered.

I have to meet a client. Show him a house.

-I'll be right back. -But breakfast?

-Stay here. -Statue!

What the...

What is it, Gopa?

What is this?

Here you go?

-What do I do? -You don't eat it, stupid.

-Keep it in your purse. -Okay.

Fortune will smile over you.

Can I go? I'm getting late.

Here, take your phone. Please.

Ask the priest for an auspicious time for the marriage.

-Don't forget to eat your lunch. -Okay.

-I have no unlucky traits in my horoscope. -But I do!

To copy this caller-tune, press star and nine.

-Yes. -Sumit, my friend!

I handled things last night.

But Neerav is your friend as well.

Now you take care of her. She's such a bore.

No way, brother.

Ash has been fired.

Why do people take responsibility if they can't handle it?

Now I'll have to rework her entire story.

But she's clinging on to me.

Listen, is the house okay?

What can happen to the house?

And the money plant?

The plant behind the fishbowl.

Is the fish okay?

Yes, yes, it is fine. Now don't you start boring me.

Aunty's special instructions.

-I'll call you later. -No, listen--

Okay, bye.

Bloody selfish.

You have a message, your royal sexiness.

Yes, Mr. Playboy.

How are you, darling?

Listen to me.

I am in big problem.

And I think only you can help me now.

Enough with the preface. Get to the story.

The heart's selfish

It's slipped out of my hand Yet again

Until now, It belonged to someone else

But...

See? You made a mistake.

-When will people learn? -What?

You opened the door carelessly.

There's no chain installed here either.

Thankfully, it's just us.

Otherwise, you could have been in big trouble.

But I took a peek before opening the door.

Madam, there's a gang of impostors operating here.

The commit robbery in broad daylight.

Madam, no need to worry.

Delhi Police assures extra safety for women, children and senior citizens.

-Right, sir? -Yes.

Crimes against senior citizens is on the rise.

So, we're collecting data from every home.

-Is there a senior citizen in this house? -No.

Sir, the record says some Sudha Mishra lives in this house.

See, it's written here. Age 59 years.

Right. She's my aunt.

She has gone on a pilgrimage for a month.

-I see. -Yes.

Who else lives here?

My husband and I.

What does your husband do?

He's an estate agent.

Where's he now?

He's gone to meet a client.

When will he be back?

After two days...

He's gone to Madurai.

Meeting with a client in Madurai?

Sir, I guess he's a well-known agent.

Where do you hail from?

I am from...

Saharanpur.

We're from Saharanpur as well!

-I was just telling Sompal. -Right.

Saranpur's such a small place.

Lali confectioner's sweets taste out of this world.

No, no. You mean Chandosiwale.

Yes, yes.

The three of us would gobble up a kilogram.

Sir. Time to take your diabetes pill.

Right. I forgot all about it.

Don't you have a servant?

-To get water? -No.

-I'll get it. -No, no, don't bother.

Sompal will get it. You're from Saharanpur. You--

Where is he?

The rascal ruined my sister's life.

-We won't spare him. -Here you are!

Who are you?

I'll get you fired!

Don't be mistaken.

But what have I done to you?

-Did I steal your buffalo or your wife? -Brother! Don't spare him!

You fool. He's not the one.

Get lost!

He was one in a million, that rascal.

What's the matter? Who are you?

Who are you looking for?

We're looking for the rascal...

who got me pregnant on the pretext of marrying me, constable sir.

-Pregnant? -Pregnant?

Where's the child?

The bump doesn't show in two months, officer.

What nonsense.

I mean, whose child is this?

He must have a name.

Ravi.

I heard that now he's about to ruin some innocent girl's life.

So, it's you?

Ravi's next prey?

But I saw you the other night--

Do you know each other?

We do, but I didn't have a clue.

I could never have imagined...

that after loading this gun he's firing somewhere else.

Sir, it's a clear case of sexual harassment.

Should I charge him under Sections 294 and 509?

Yes. And he cheated on a girl from Saharanpur.

This isn't done!

This isn't possible.

Poor girl.

She's completely shattered.

Her life's ruined.

Who will marry her now?

I will...

I'll keep her really happy.

Why don't you keep your first wife happy?

Rascal.

Shall I call her? Rascal.

Look, dear. You can lodge a complaint if you wish.

We'll arrest him as soon as he sets foot in Delhi.

Officer.

My advice is let's send her back home.

She's a girl, after all.

Her reputation is at stake.

And think, if people find out in Saharanpur,

they won't let her live peacefully.

She'll be humiliated.

No.

My father will strangle me.

Crazy girl.

If you stay here, you will have to suffer like me.

At least you can apologize to them.

Things will cool down eventually.

Moreover, girl problems are a little sensitive.

So, what do you say?

Sir, she's right.

This is a personal matter. Let it remain that way.

And, anyway, she's young.

We would have taken action if she were a senior citizen.

Right?

Dear, she's right.

It's the question of Saharanpur's reputation.

Otherwise, you know what we're capable of.

So, who will take her back?

He will. Hooda!

Help her board the bus heading for Saharanpur.

And listen, nothing more.

The bus leaves at 4:00 p.m. That will be perfect.

Come on, Sompal. We have to survey the entire neighborhood.

Yes. Let's go.

Strange.

The house belongs to Sudha Mishra.

Her niece is from Saharanpur.

And the property dealer, Ravi.

He's in Madurai.

He's taking two girls for a ride.

Sir, this is nothing.

I was taking my rounds last year, with Rana.

And what we came across was just too much.

-Why? What happened? -We caught a man running half naked,

in his underwear.

Hey!

Why are you so worried about that rascal now?

No need to get too emotional.

Pack your bags.

I still can't believe he can do this with me.

Why? Are you unique?

All men are the same.

Now I can't go back to Neerav either.

Yes.

If he finds out, he'll commit suicide.

Were you in the same college as him?

You are such a stupid girl!

He has ruined my life.

I wonder how many more lives he has ruined.

Let him come.

I'll beat the living daylights out of him...

or else my name isn't Meenal.

"Extra fun."

What are you standing there for?

-Do you need extra? -No.

Take her to the bus station.

Get it?

Sure. Come on. I'll help her pack.

Did you find it?

Yes, I did. I'm getting it.

Sister.

-See you. -Yes, of course.

Take care.

-Don't spare that rascal. -No, don't worry.

-And look after yourself. -Yes.

-Here are the keys to the house. -Okay.

Thanks.

Listen. Don't move until the bus is on it's way.

Get it? Now, go.

Sister, the house is really nice, isn't it?

It's a museum. What's good about it?

I was saying...

That girl, Gopa's, gone.

So, why don't I stay here till the trials?

I mean, it will also be a nice change for me.

And, you know, these government hostels can make you undernourished,

never a champion.

Forget it. You won't be able to take care of it.

Sister, at least ask Ravi for my sake.

Do it.

-What happened? Can't get through? -Let him answer.

Did you get the job done?

Yes.

I've never met a bigger rascal than you.

You never told me the police are involved.

-What? Police? -Yes. Police.

I swear I didn't know she'll get the police involved.

Rascal, you would've been in deep trouble, if it weren't for me.

But you handled it now.

Otherwise you would've landed behind the bars,

and they would've stuck a bamboo up your ass.

Did she leave?

She cursed you while leaving.

Thank God she left.

-What will you like, scotch, whiskey? -Forget that.

-Okay. -Remember our deal?

Well, Mr. Bhalla is the current chief of the Boxing Federation.

And I'll definitely get your brother on the Indian Boxing team.

I promise you that.

Mr. Bhalla owes me.

So, what's the scene with the house?

Raj wants to stay here for a few days.

He'll leave after trials.

Sweetheart, that's a big load off my back!

I was getting fed up of the "Do this, do that".

Consider it your own house.

-Don't forget to feed aunty's fish. -Yes, don't worry.

-And water the money plant. -Yes.

-Fine. Thanks. -See you later.

-What did he say? -The house is yours.

But listen, don't forget to feed the fish.

And water the plant. Get that?

You're the best sister ever.

Save your sycophancy for Bhalla.

Don't worry.

And I want no complaints.

Never.

I'll go change. Drop me at GK later.

Hurry up, then.

My goodness, Bunny, the door burst open...

as if it were the door of a moving airplane.

And out came a witch.

She had long claws...

and bloodshot eyes.

And there was blood dripping from her nails.

She dashed out of the house.

Come on, Mom. You must be jet-lagged.

Bunny, these are all excuses.

You can ask your father. I've traveled around the world.

I never get jet lag.

Mom. Don't get upset.

The witch is gone now.

I'm not sure about that.

I'm preparing for her, anyway.

So, where's that witch, Suzy?

She's at the hotel. She's working night-shift today.

And you... What are you doing?

Try to find out what she does on these night-shifts.

Forget it, Mom. It's all about trust.

You won't understand.

Mom, do you have a sore throat?

Mom?

Don't you dare give me any suggestions?

-I am not like you or your father... -Mom.

-who flee from their responsibilities. -Mom!

Mom! Are you okay?

I'm absolutely fine.

Your father and you were always after my life.

And now your aunt's joined you, too.

Mom, listen--

Vasudha! What did I ever do to you?

No one understands

No one knows

The language of the heart

Only the heart understands

No one understands

All day long

I console my heart

This secret of mine

Whom can I share with?

Give me an answer

Take me to my beloved

Give me an answer

Take me to my beloved

By whatever means possible

On whatever pretext necessary

No one understands

No one knows

The language of the heart

Only the heart understands

No one understands

Rajpal.

You've completely forgotten me.

I visited your hostel and learned that you haven't been there in a week.

What is this about?

I've already returned your money.

I'm not here to ask about the money.

I helped you out, brother.

Now I need your help, too.

Come in. Let's sit down and talk.

I heard you're trying to get in Bhalla's good books.

Look, Hooda. Your career is over.

You don't listen.

You always interrupt me.

I am not talking about myself.

-I have a lady friend. -Lady?

A girlfriend?

Family friend. Nothing more than that.

She wants to be transferred to the Delhi team.

She's presently in the Manipur team. But there's not much growth out there.

Help her out.

Look, Hooda.

I know we're close.

But this isn't an easy job.

And it's either her or me.

Anyway, what's the real deal?

She doesn't look like your family friend to me.

Forget it.

By the way, have you seen that MMS clip?

Which one? You mean the DPS clip?

-Yes. But I've found a better one. -Really?

-Do you want to see it? -Of course.

Take a look.

No one understands

No one knows

Fish is the queen Of water

Water is its life

What did I ever do to you?

Why are you doing this to me, you dog?

Are you going to talk to Bhalla?

I will. I will.

Remember, your life is in my hand.

Touch it and it gets scared

Take it out and it dies

Sonny, can I get one like this?

Yes.

Great. Pack me one.

What are you staring at? How much for it, sonny?

The name's Pummy.

Rs. 2500 for a pair.

If you want just one, it will cost you Rs. 1500.

Rs. 1500 for one? What are you saying?

Be reasonable.

It's in great demand. Fixed price. Let me know if you want it.

Don't get angry, Pummy.

Listen. I need that fishbowl as well.

-How much is that for? -That's for Rs. 750.

Why don't you be reasonable? It's beyond my budget.

Take the small one.

Rs. 1750 for both the fish and the bowl.

Do you want it?

Fine, pack it. Deal.

Sonny. Where can I get this plant?

It's not for sale. You need to steal it.

That's how it flourishes. Understood?

I see.

Praise be to the Lord.

You rascal!

I tell you, Mrs. Hullar.

The door burst open...

as if it were the door of a moving airplane.

I was thrown back.

I crashed into the table.

And a witch came out.

Her face was covered with her tresses, and she was growling.

She had long claws, with blood dripping from them.

Her head and feet were facing backwards.

What about her neck?

-Long and delicate like a porcelain vase. -I see.

I said she was a witch!

Okay, okay.

Did you expect me to invite her to tea,

and ask, "How are you, Ms. Witch?

Why take the trouble of coming here? You should have called me."

-Sudha. -Why will I lie to you?

Well, I've heard...

witches have a negative influence on everything around them.

Exactly.

I'm tired of explaining the same thing.

But no one's prepared to listen.

All of Jaidev's old stuff is back.

Ashtray, pipe...

even the cushion covers that I threw away last year.

Sudha, everyone would have known had you thrown those covers out.

I guess you're getting forgetful everyday.

Mrs. Hullar.

Misti's bowl has shrunk, too.

Look, Sudha.

It's said that if these ghosts and witches have a good nature,

everything returns to normal.

And if it's bad, everything turns bad.

How am I supposed to know what her nature is like?

You will know eventually.

Remember Meena, who lives on Lodhi Road?

Her home was infested by an evil spirit as well.

She went to Kedarnath temple the same night, and met a sage there.

Immediately, he made an entire list

of people who could have cast this spell on her.

Really? What happened then?

What else?

It turned out to be her neighbors, the Malhotras.

I'll make a list, too.

Jaidev.

Suzy.

Vasudha.

Mrs. Gill.

Mrs. Malhotra.

Mrs. Punya.

Mrs. Hull-- Hello?

Yes, Mrs. Hullar. Are you listening?

Who else can it be?

I mean, do you know of some sage?

Yes, I do know of one. Do you want me to send him to you?

Of course. Send him over.

Please help yourself, sir.

-Fish fingers, especially for you. -Of course.

Look, we can't actually know how good a boxer is by sitting here.

A boxer is tested in the ring.

Sir, you know his record.

-Look-- -Forget the records.

Who has the time to look at records?

What record did Viju have when he came to me?

Nothing!

I just knew at first glance that the boy has potential.

And I blessed him with my grace.

Sir has got the Midas touch.

He can make anyone successful just by taking them under his wing.

Sir, please bless me with your grace, too.

My son, I would gladly do that,

but such decisions must be taken after a lot of careful thought.

After all, it's a question of the country's honor.

And my reputation is at stake, too.

Sir has got a great reputation.

Sir, I assure you...

he will never disappoint you.

Is that so?

Fine, then.

Trials start in two days at my academy.

Come see me.

Bathroom.

-What? -Where is it?

Sir, this way.

-Sir... -Take his blessings!

That's enough.

Sir has got a fine academy.

You'll have to pay a small donation fee.

Five lakh rupees.

Sir, can't you be a little reasonable?

Bhalla sir, the boy is asking for a discount--

What are you saying, sir?

The money's ready. Here you go.

Sir, is there a position vacant in the women's team?

Women's team?

Look, son.

The availability of position depends on supply and demand.

If the supply's good,

Bhalla sir will definitely make a position for her.

Sir is so talented.

Sir, how much will it cost?

Half donation and the rest in kind.

I don't understand, sir.

He's new at this.

He won't get it so soon.

Send the girl over.

Bhalla sir will explain everything to her.

Sir explains things so well. Right?

-Hooda. -How did the meeting go?

-Consider it done. -How much will it cost?

Say something.

He was saying Rs. 2.5 lakhs, and...

And? What else?

Nothing. Tombi will get admission if she has the talent.

You're amazing, brother.

So, when are you joining the team?

I'm joining the camp day after tomorrow.

It's in Gurgaon.

That's great. Day after tomorrow, right?

So are you leaving tomorrow?

Why? Do you want something else?

No.

If you're leaving, let me stay in the house.

But that's your decision.

Call me.

I'll hang up now. Bye.

Eat. Eat all you want.

-Hello. -You're still sleeping?

If you don't practice, all your efforts will be in vain.

Just watch.

Ravi was saying that Bhalla was all praises?

About me?

No. About the fish fingers.

Stupid.

He was saying you will definitely be selected.

And listen.

Be on time for the trials tomorrow.

Hey, listen.

Can I get the number of Vijender's manager?

Why?

You know, now I'll start receiving offers for advertisements, and--

-Fool... -Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Oh, no! What now?

Here you go.

Now this is your house, and so is the fish.

Go in and get it changed.

That Sardar's a difficult man.

I have a beef with him.

It's dead. Why would he exchange this for a live one?

He's a cheat. Of course, he will.

It was ill, not well, or was run-over.

At least he'll give you a discount.

He's robbing people.

Fine, let me see.

The dead never speak.

And where's the bill?

I have never seen you before.

Acting smart, are you?

The SHO is a close friend of mine.

Soon you'll be as dead as this fish.

Pummy. The customer is always right.

Sir, let me take a look.

I get it. It's not your fault.

-You took a single fish, didn't you? -Yes. So what?

So, she must have died in three days.

Yes, so?

Pummy. Get the pair.

Sir, fish don't survive alone.

Buy a pair.

No extra charge.

That would be Rs.1500.

What for?

It's your son's fault.

Why did he sell a single fish?

Sir, I just exchanged your dead fish.

But you need to pay for the other one.

Fine, Rs.1250 for you. It's the first sale of the day.

Aum!

-Shall we? -Yes. Let's go.

Consider this your own home.

Whose photo is this?

My uncle and aunty.

They passed away five years ago, in a car accident near Mehrauli.

Mother is asking whose house is this and where are your parents?

My parents passed away in a tractor accident...

when I was just a kid.

After that, aunty raised me.

But you never told me this before.

May your soul rest in peace!

The door opened with a loud bang.

I crashed onto the table...

and my head banged against the wall.

The witch came out growling.

Blood was dripping from her long nails.

Her head and feet were facing backwards.

She swooped out of the house and disappeared.

She was very scary.

So the ghost was female?

-Come out! -She was wearing a white dress...

that was drenched in blood.

And she had a huge black mark on her forehead.

I don't think this is local black magic. I think it's Voodoo.

And she was laughing at me!

Stop!

I can see it clearly.

Then tell me.

It's a spirit from the past life.

It's hard to find a companion in this lifetime...

and she has been following me from my past life?

She wants revenge.

Revenge?

Something terrible is about to happen.

Absolutely terrible.

Very, very, bad.

Very, very, very bad.

The second one's missing, too?

There's another one missing today.

Yesterday you said it's dead.

-So I threw it out. -Yes.

Has the other one gone out for a walk?

I'm sure he's behind it.

This little brat has made my life hell.

Next time you touch anything, I won't spare you.

Why are you mad at him? You invited us here.

I didn't know they'll come along as well.

All I'm saying is I can't afford to keep buying fishes everyday.

Each costs Rs. 1500.

I'm just asking where did the fish go?

What did she say?

It had come from God, and it has returned to heaven.

What the...

Hey. The fish is dead again.

You rascal.

You sell fake fishes. Stop laughing.

Why do you bother me everyday?

Get lost.

I don't know what's going on.

But the next fish shouldn't disappear.

Get your hands off me!

This time I'll give you a fish which will never disappear.

Go on.

Vicky, give him the fish.

Now I've got you!

I was wondering how the fishes were disappearing everyday.

Rascal. This is not food.

Leave him!

I knew this would never work.

I thought you're different.

You all are the same.

-I am going. -Hey!

But I'm not asking you to leave, Tombi.

This is the city. Try to understand.

Are you dead? Why don't you answer the door?

Open!

Daddy!

-Stay away! Stay away from that rascal! -Laxmi...

-Laxmi, listen to me-- -He has no shame.

You released my recording?

Who are you?

Are you crazy? What have you done?

How dare you flirt with my husband?

-Leave me! -I will gouge your eyes out.

You promised that my secret will be safe.

That MMS has ruined my life.

The whole world's laughing at me.

I will break your bones. Take this!

Get up, you bitch!

There's no use repenting now.

You reap what you sow.

How many times do I tell you I didn't send that MMS to anyone!

Have a look.

-You're behind all this. -Stop it!

Don't you dare touch him.

You're a liar and a cheat. We're leaving.

-Where will you go? -Sports hostel.

I've talked to Bhalla sir.

What happened to its spots?

-Sorry. -Sorry--

Mrs. Hullar has sent me. Is Sudha Mishra at home?

Lovely, baby.

Just lean back for me.

Yeah. Now, look left. Left.

All right, I got it.

Can somebody cover-up please?

Hazel, I don't like these flowers.

Ma'am, phone.

-Hello. -Bitch!

What? Aunty!

I can't stand that bitch!

Who? Who are you talking about?

Who else? Should I call her my daughter-in-law or something else?

I don't get it. She has made my life hell.

Aunty, you scared me.

She's not Indian.

Give her time to adjust.

She isn't human either.

She's a witch.

She belongs to a local tribe here.

My son has ruined his life.

I can't stand this anymore.

-I am coming back. -Yes, fine, aunty.

Just five more days left.

I'll be dead in five days. My flight leaves day after tomorrow night.

Anyway, forget that. How's everyone at home?

-Mom and dad are fine, and Sumit-- -Don't waste my time with pleasantries.

How is my home?

Is Misty and the money-plant okay?

Yes, aunty. They are fine.

What can happen to them? You--

-Hello. -Sumit.

Hey, love. How's the shoot?

Aunty's coming back in three days.

Is the house okay?

What can happen to the house? You ask everyday.

-It's fine. -Thanks, love.

I'll call you after pack up, okay?

-Bye. -Okay, bye.

A packet of tobacco.

Hello.

Sumit, how are you?

-What's wrong with Neerav? -What happened?

He was yelling over the phone, and cursing you.

What's the matter?

That boy gets sentimental easily.

-It's nothing. You tell me. -Fine.

Aunty's coming back in two days. Is the house okay?

It's in great condition.

Spic and span. Don't worry. See you tomorrow.

Okay, bye.

Raj! Show him the dance. I'll be back.

-Hello. -Tell Rocky to vacate the house.

-Aunty's coming back in a day or two. -I see.

Raj. Ravi wants the house back.

She has a very strong case.

And the court normally gives the decision in the favor of women.

Aunt's coming back.

Look. I'm in a bad mood already.

But what about the house?

That's not my problem anymore. Goodbye.

-Yes, Su. -Where are you?

At home. Where else will I be?

I thought let's feed aunty's fish and water the plant one last time.

It's only 5:00 p.m. now. I thought you said 8:00 p.m.

Yes. I was there, so I...

-Double-check everything. -Yeah, I'll--

I still remember...

when I was a kid, I spilled syrup on aunty's carpet.

She didn't let me in the house for four years.

Anyway, is everything okay?

Hello. Hello?

-Sumit. -I'll call you back.

What?

Hey, Meenal. Raj wasn't picking up, so I called.

I just arrived at aunty's house. Sumit's inside.

Yes. Everything's fine.

Curse your brother!

Ravi! What have you done?

This isn't why I gave you the house, you rascal.

-Once I get my hands on you-- -Listen to me!

Don't act like a child.

-You gave the house to Neerav-- -I'll deal with him later.

Wait till I catch you.

-Listen to me-- -Aunty's going to kill me!

-Don't put this on me. -You rascal!

I'll get hurt. Wait! Wait. I'm getting a call.

Oh, it's your phone.

Yes, Su.

What happened? You disconnected the call abruptly, and didn't call back.

I thought I'll call you after tidying up the house.

Fine.

-Make sure the place is clean. -It's all fine.

-I'll do it. -Okay, bye.

-Call me later. Love you. -Love you.

-Statue. -Stop, you rascal.

Don't you know the game?

-Fatso! -Don't call me fat.

Here you go, ma'am. Copy of the FIR.

What was the police doing when I was being robbed?

What do I do with this now? Make a pickle out of it?

Look, madam. No point in getting furious at us.

You can ask your niece.

We kept regular watch on your home.

When did you meet that insolent kid?

Right here, last month during our regular rounds.

-She's a good girl. -Yes.

But she made a mistake in choosing her partner.

But that poor girl seems very cultured.

I said it on our first meeting.

The boy's an imbecile.

Take my advice, don't live alone.

Go live with a kin.

-You'll feel safer. -True.

The mind is stuck up

We're in a big mess

Dear God, Help me just this once!

The mind is stuck up

We're in a big mess

Dear God, help me please Just this once

Life's a devious game Always ready to humiliate

Everything has come To a standstill

My ship sank In shallow waters

Luck just flew Out the window

My heart's got me In a big mess

It's a scoundrel Slightly insane

Fights, spats And a big mess

Who's pushing whose cart?

The mind is stuck up

We're in a big mess

Dear God, Help me just this once!

The mind is stuck up

We're in a big mess

Dear God, help me please Just this once

Sorry.

Been running around Since the sun rose

Disaster strikes Without any warning

The heart is a crook It only sells fake dreams

It draws boundaries for itself Out of fear

God only knows Why the heart can't be still

It flutters around like a bird In search of hope

The mind is stuck up

Fake, bogus or sham Only the heart knows what it wants

Why does it make life hell?

Heave-ho Life's completely derailed

Cheating is the only way out

It's a scoundrel Slightly insane

Fights, spats And a big mess

Who's pushing whose cart?

The mind is stuck up

We're in a big mess

Dear God, help me please Just this once

Surdy, give me this one.

Take it.

Vicky.

Give him an ocean's special. Quickly.

Thanks.

Surdy. Give me this money-plant, too.

It's urgent.

I can't go looking for another one.

You don't buy that, you steal--

Fine. Take it.

-But it will cost you Rs.1000. -Done. I'll take it.

Vicky. Pack this, too.

Move aside.

By the grace of the Lord, you'll be successful.

You will flourish.

Business will bloom.

It will thrive...

Left...

A little higher.

A bit lower.

Lower. Lower.

Lower. Lower. Lower.

Should I keep it on the ground?

No, it's set. Done.

-Aunty's here. -Leave. Quickly!

-Out the back door. -Call me later!

Run!

Yes?

For what cause?

Thank you.

Make it quick.

Please.

Take a left down the hall.

Left.

-Yes, Su. -Where are you?

Aunty's house. Where else will I be?

-Did you-- -Stop.

Just relax. Everything is fine.

Surprise!

-Hi. -Su?

-Where did you come from? -Hello.

Thanks, love. I knew you could do it.

You proved aunty wrong.

Like I said, I'll do it.

Can we leave now? I feel suffocated here.

Fine.

But first, let me check all the windows and doors.

I can't give aunty a reason to yell at me.

Here's the key.

-Can we go? Hail aunty! -Yes.

I made a profit of Rs. 35,000 this month.

Hey!

This isn't my Misty.

A half-wit who can't handle basic chores won't support you for long.

Then you will realize what's right--

Witch!

Hey, Su...

Please tell me the line. Sorry.

Brother...

What the...

Gopa...

Let him come back. My name is--

I don't... don't...

I'll get you fired. Don't be mistaken.

Brother, who are you? What have I done to you?

You're haunted by a evil spirit.

-Give her the sweet. -Sorry.

We're from Saharanpur as well.

Cut!

Yes. A witch.

Her face was covered with her tresses.

She was growling like an animal.

She had long nails.

And there was blood dripping from the nails.

Her white clothes were covered in blood.

And there was a huge black mark on her forehead.

And then she flew away.

He doesn't have a single body on his hair...

He doesn't have a single body on his hair?

This one is imported from Canada.

I need to insert the tape.

No one said "action."

Go drop her at the bus station.

Every day at 8:00 p.m, give the fish half cap food.

Sorry. Once again.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I forgot. Cut.

Cut it.

This is too good!