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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,030 Ready? 2 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:44,030 l've never read a nicer suicide note. 3 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,600 Go on, jump, it's not high. 4 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,790 Don't, it'll be alright. 5 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,630 Jump, you pussy! You might even fly. 6 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,560 1:0! -He'll survive. -But only if he's crippled. 7 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,320 1:1. -Next. 8 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:25,390 How romantic! -Romantic, my arse! 9 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:31,190 A drunk guy doing push.ups on a stupid girl. That's fucking. 10 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:36,480 Making love. .What? -Making love. .Screwing! 11 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:44,430 Making love. .Banging! -Making love. .Humping! 12 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,270 Making love. -They're not making anything. 13 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:55,040 He only brought her to get her drunk, then never see her again. 14 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,270 Oh man, how l love today's youth! 15 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,590 Bye, Nikola. 16 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,710 This is the beginning of a wonderful, new romance. 17 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,680 We'll see. 18 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:40,680 l agree you're handy with sperm, but that's not love. 19 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:49,190 You'll see. -You don't mean a baby? 20 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:55,960 WE ARE NOT ANGELS 21 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:43,470 Sleep well? We were wild, remember? 22 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:51,560 Hi, l'm Nikola. -l'm Cherry. 23 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,800 Super, the omelette is almost ready. 24 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:06,760 All those models at the party were peasants! My phone number. 25 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,840 Did l tell you l was a top model in Milan? 26 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:25,590 Call me, so that we can go raging tonight. .l will. 27 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,230 Scram! 28 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,440 Hearthat Kursturica stopped filming in America? .Shit, really? 29 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,470 l've got exactly 16 minutes to have coffee with you. 30 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:13,120 Maybe 20. Get in here! -What a moron! 31 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,000 Now that l'm a grown.up, l've got a job. 32 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:25,710 What's the point of nightlife, alcohol, raging, women, drugs? 33 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,910 What did l miss out on last night? -Nothing. 34 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:38,280 l'll always be an adolescent trapped in the body of an adult. 35 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:52,640 A model? l love the crazy ones. Every women is a work of art. 36 00:06:53,960 --> 00:07:00,200 How's Martha? -Cane's moving in. -l'm a patient man, you'll see. 37 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:07,440 Here he comes! Did l tell you what we did in '68? 38 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,230 How's it going, Nikola? Still up to no good? 39 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:18,590 Take me sometime. My brother.in.law is a lost case. 40 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:24,880 Let's have a drink. -lt's too early. -Come on! 41 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:43,870 Get up, yuppie, it's time to go. -l'm off. 42 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:49,240 Hey mate, l love your bag! 43 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,560 What's wrong with it? lt's even got a lock. 44 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:03,320 He was such a cool guy. Then he got a job. 45 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:10,120 ln '68, l swore... -You'd never wear a tie or get a regular job. 46 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:15,840 Julia threw.up again! .l made a mistake with this third child. 47 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,350 l'm coming! 48 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,710 l found you a buyer for your video cassettes. 49 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,800 Roll this and l'll join you when l get back. 50 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,880 Milan, come here! -Coming! 51 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:35,000 Hi! How do you like my hairstyle for my diploma? 52 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:41,640 She doesn't like it either. -There goes my diploma. 53 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,280 What are these? 54 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:50,990 Pregnancy tests. Look, they're all pregnant. 55 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,520 You're pregnant? 56 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,280 What are you looking at? 57 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,080 Marina... 58 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:18,560 Marina, you have to do it. Give me his phone number. 59 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,920 He has to take moral and financial responsibility. 60 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:25,000 Moral? -Start thinking about the financial side. 61 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,870 Do you know how much it costs? -What? -You know. 62 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:56,800 Hi, let's go! -Come on, Marina! -You said l could drive you home! 63 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,440 Have you ever heard of contraceptives? 64 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,350 Why didn't you tell him to put on an lUD coil? 65 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,560 Just drive! 66 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,960 You think l'm angry? Get out of here! 67 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:47,320 This is my jacket! -Stay out of this! 68 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,070 l don't know what's wrong with her. 69 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:04,670 You insect, what's this? -l told you, my mother. 70 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:10,640 ln a colour photo? You lying bastard! 71 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:20,110 Sorry, l slept with your mother. -Give me that! 72 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,440 He's your first boyfriend. -Second! 73 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:29,800 The petting with Sinisha doesn't count. .Okay, first. 74 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,360 You're only 18! How could you even think of that? 75 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:38,630 lt's as if someone whispered in my ear. lt tingled here. 76 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:45,350 You're crazy! Get in! -Ljubinka, you don't understand. 77 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:49,760 Stop babbling! Just get in! 78 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:58,320 Are you getting in or what? Get in! 79 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,350 Nikola, come here, please! 80 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:10,640 Bubi, l simply adore him! 81 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:16,960 But what has that got to do with that! Marina? 82 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,910 l can feel the tingling again. 83 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,480 Let's go! 84 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,830 Bubi, l really want his child. 85 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,240 Marina, stop this! Chill out! 86 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:43,080 lt will look at you with it's big eyes and say: ''Mum!'' 87 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:02,870 So that's what the maternal instinct looks like? 88 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,600 Hey kids, feel like a fast ride? 89 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:20,150 l've had a terrible night, so just tell me what's wrong. 90 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:26,120 He's awful! l don't have proof, but l know he has other women. 91 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,560 l think l'm in love. 92 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,950 Bubi, l adore his laugh. 93 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:43,560 We're not kids. You, in love? Yuk! 94 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:48,560 Nicky! Honey bunny! 95 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,750 l forgot that today l have to get rid of this idiot. 96 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,470 You know l'm scared of Mr Dentist. 97 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:07,800 You promised you'd hold my hand. -Wait in the car. 98 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,230 How is it that l never fall in love? 99 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,240 Because all your girls are slightly mentally retarded. 100 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:28,360 l'm just being precautious. You don't need Cane. 101 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,990 He spends all day in the bathroom. -And leaves hair on the soap. 102 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:41,160 That's my girl. lron my black shirt, please. See you later. 103 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,720 l don't understand why women love you. 104 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:52,270 You're a lush, irresponsible, and you treat women like animals. 105 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,230 l think that last point is crucial. 106 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,520 This is where he lives. -He's the father? That's terrible! 107 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:15,430 Why? -He shows a chick a pack of cigarettes and says: 108 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,030 ''As long as l have these, we're together.'' 109 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:24,120 There's at least fifty gorgeous chicks after him. 110 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,310 lsn't it lovely? 111 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,760 Niky! 112 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:46,240 Not good! She's one of the top five chicks in town. 113 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:50,190 He father is a writer and her mother is a famous model. 114 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,750 Luckily, she inherited her mother's brains. Watch this! 115 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,760 Are you Nikola's girlfriend? -Yes. 116 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,670 He's just received an inheritance and has to go to Rio. 117 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:13,630 He told you to go home, now. -l don't believe you. Nicky! 118 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,200 She thinks, after all. She looks so silly, she must be in love. 119 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:28,200 l know how she feels. -That l don't doubt. Marina? 120 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,520 Have we met before? 121 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:58,430 Nicky, will it hurt when l go to see Mr Dentist? -Of course. 122 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,520 He doesn't love me. 123 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,440 Of course he does, he's just faking it! 124 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,710 You know what it means when a guy doesn't recognise you? 125 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:25,000 To quote Barbara Sidney: ''A real women hunts big game!'' 126 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:36,480 This is our last hope. You're the first person ever to see this. 127 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,880 Everyone thought l was keeping a diary. 128 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,600 BELGRADE'S FAMOUS HUNKS 129 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,960 While other girls were collecting dolls, this was my hobby. 130 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,070 What do you think? You think it's silly. 131 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,240 This poet has a daughter and now he has a son. 132 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,920 Many of them didn't wait for me. 133 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:13,990 He's married. .Now divorced. There are still plenty available. 134 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,680 That means you've got... 135 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,840 Nikola is in volume two. 136 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,760 l've got a lot of information on him. 137 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,430 You've just made me feel like the world's biggest scum. 138 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:44,560 Are you glad? Yes, l'm a bastard. 139 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:57,560 Do you think breaking.up is easy for me, that l'm not hurting? 140 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,590 Listen Violeta, l have to go on a trip. l've just inherited... 141 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:10,000 Oh Nicky, l'm going with you to Rio. 142 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,640 He doesn't like to talk about art or the meaning of life. 143 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,830 Music, he likes Zappa. l'll find out what that is. 144 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,280 Most important, his type of girl. 145 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:36,080 Marina, what are your legs like? -So, so. 146 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,440 How did you get him in bed when you're not his type? 147 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,320 l think l know how. 148 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,790 Knowing you get drunk on cola, you two would have got on fine. 149 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:03,110 You didn't tell your best friend that you lost your cherry. 150 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,360 l'll get angry if you don't tell me everything now. 151 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,200 Remember that party you weren't allowed to go to? 152 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,520 l didn't really want to go. -That's where it all started. 153 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,320 Hi, Marina. 154 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:36,550 Hi, Zorana. -You're hopeless. 155 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,840 Let me introduce you to the Vampires. They're so cute! 156 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:55,190 Thanks, some other time. -You don't know how to have fun. 157 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:09,040 Bubi don't worry, the party sucks. Just listen to the music. 158 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,520 See? Bye. 159 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:48,630 You know how alcohol effects me. -You're every man's dream. 160 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:57,880 Bubi, then l met his pearcing eyes and he said: ''Little girl...'' 161 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:27,680 l've heard enough. .Then we went to his place and it was bliss. 162 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,240 l've no doubt. Hey, is it true that he has a water bed? -No. 163 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:42,200 The rest l know. You woke before he did and snuck out. Big mistake! 164 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,600 He doesn't remember meeting you. -l was too embarrassed. 165 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,920 We can't keep him drunk all the time. 166 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,550 That means we'll have to work on your looks. -Why? 167 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:04,040 Tomorrow you get contact lenses. Give me your retainer. -No way. 168 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,520 l just want to see something. 169 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:22,400 Look at me! l've lost a contact and l'm full of pimples. 170 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:27,270 l can't see him like this! -All you need is a facial. 171 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,000 l'll walk you to the door. 172 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,560 l thought you said they split up? 173 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,790 What a moron! 174 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,550 What are you staring at? 175 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,800 Hi. l brought what you asked for. -Let me see. 176 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,470 Be careful, they're my father's. -All right. 177 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,320 Have you decided what university you're going to? 178 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,800 Me, electrical engineering. -Great, you're our idol. 179 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,960 Leave, we've got work to do. -Bye. -Bye. 180 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,640 You're horrible! He loves you. -He's a jerk! 181 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,240 l need someone better, like Nikola. 182 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,960 l'm only joking, he's your guy. Change of plan. 183 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:00,190 Nikola, another of your uglies is waiting downstairs! 184 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,110 Martha, tell her l'm not here! 185 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,520 Nikola, l'm not your mother. Get down here! 186 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,640 You crazy bitch! 187 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,360 Hello, Nicky. -What is it? 188 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,680 l've come to tell you. 189 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:50,120 l'm going through hell! l tried to take my life twice! 190 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:56,550 The third time will be fatal! Want me on your conscience? 191 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:04,720 What am l supposed to do? -Make me your wife. 192 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,360 Do it... as painless as possible. 193 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,230 You'll pay forthis! 194 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,920 What promiscuity! -Your goose is cooked. 195 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:47,160 Now what? .Sorry, Nicky. l'm back with Cane. 196 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,720 This is the waiting cab, the entrance and tickets. 197 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:06,190 This is where our enemy, Lidija, will pass. Try this on. 198 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,480 Great! As Barbara Sidney says: ''A woman with blonde...'' 199 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,080 Good evening, Uncle Yellow. -Hello girls. 200 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,830 Ljubinka, l'm off to war and l won't be back for a while. 201 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,320 Oh Dad, you're playing again. -That's what we're paid for. 202 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:35,760 Good bye. -Good bye. -He's loosing it. Listen. 203 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,280 This corridor leads to the ladies toilets. 204 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:46,040 The cleaning lady leaves at 2. Nikola always sits here. 205 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,590 Nikola, it's getting late. 206 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:56,390 Let's go home. You know l have to work tomorrow. 207 00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:02,080 So? l'm also working, l'm creating. 208 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,360 There he is. -EXcellent, he's stone drunk. 209 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,240 Nikola, please escort me to the powder room. 210 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,390 Where did you find this uncouth creature? 211 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,310 l'll take care of her and you go overto him. 212 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:24,760 l want a drink first. -You know what happened last time. -l know. 213 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:39,520 You're back already? Did you have a nice twinkle? 214 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:47,880 Look at this neXt combination. Vodka... 215 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,360 EXcuse me, l'm locked in! 216 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,720 ...two kinds of bitters, and crceme de menthe. 217 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:20,800 First we drink, then our bodies will entwine in wild passion. 218 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:33,750 At last...it works. 219 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,150 He's all ours. 220 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:56,430 Hey kid, you lost your hair! -Keep it, l don't have change. 221 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,240 Shilja, check please! 222 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:05,710 Now what? .Make sure your parents don't return. Leave the rest to me. 223 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,310 Did you read Barbara Sidney's ''Eyes of My Lady''? .l did. 224 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:15,150 The guy and girl tattoo each other between their love-making. .Yuk! 225 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,760 Don't worry, everything is under control. 226 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,480 You're not Lidija, are you? 227 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,880 Who are you? 228 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:56,280 Who am l? .Your girlfriend. -What? 229 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:03,790 l'm your girlfriend. -Really? l'm your girlfriend. 230 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,880 l turned out well in that drawing. 231 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:21,030 That's our baby. -ls that a joke from last night? 232 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,360 lf l drank cocktails, we might have made such jokes. 233 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:35,320 You drew this two months ago. -You haven't bathed since then? 234 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,920 Disgusting! What promiscuity! 235 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:46,590 l'm your girlfriend! -You wretch. Where's my shirt? 236 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,400 Don't ever miX your drinks. 237 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:29,720 lf you think l'm your girlfriend, then we should keep it. 238 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:34,590 What? -Our baby. -Go ahead and keep it. 239 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,000 Nikola, l really want your baby. 240 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:47,510 l'm pregnant. .l'm Nikola. -Congratulations! 241 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:06,870 What did she say her name was? -Marina... 242 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:15,520 Elanora, Emma, Ella... Eliminate her! 243 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,440 What the hell's wrong with me? 244 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,000 What is it? 245 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,150 You showered together and there was only one towel. 246 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,720 What's the time? -Fuck you, l don't work today. 247 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:05,680 The force of habit. This is the only thing that hurts them. 248 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,070 To bed, right now! 249 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,760 ...and the other one came out from underthe bed? l envy you! 250 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,320 You wouldn't believe what a cool guy my brother-in-law used to be. 251 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,030 ...Don't hit them on the head! -Why not? 252 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:43,200 Then what? -We screwed twice. l don't remember the first time. 253 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:50,310 Actually, nor the second time. l don't even know her name. 254 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,320 Fuck, l'm such a jerk! 255 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,430 According to my calculations, she has ten days to decide. 256 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,240 How do you know? -lt's general knowledge. 257 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,920 This is my reconstruction. Coitus took place in May, 258 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,630 because that's when there were the most parties. 259 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:16,510 How long does it take for a girl to realise the scary truth? 260 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,590 l've no idea. -Not less than two months. 261 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:28,560 lt's the beginning of July and she's in herfatal third month. 262 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:34,680 A decision must be made. -l think... 263 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,440 She will make her own decision. 264 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,680 See who l have to live with? 265 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,910 One day l'm going to leave everything and go to Jamaica! 266 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,870 l sold your cassettes. 267 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,830 What's that smell? 268 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,160 How many times have l told you boys there's no smoking here? 269 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:23,120 Milan, come with me! -l'll be right back. 270 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,920 lt's a shame to waste. 271 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,920 You're one crazy fucking bitch! 272 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,550 He's coming and the place is a total mess! 273 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,200 Bloody hell! 274 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,840 She's in love again. 275 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,600 Do you like it? 276 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,200 lt's disgusting! 277 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,910 You'll never understand women. 278 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:41,000 l think l'll marry Cane, and have five children with him. 279 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,520 Do your folks suspect anything? 280 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,600 No, they think l'm miserable because school is finished. 281 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,230 When you're in your 9th month, they'll think you've overeaten. 282 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,390 Parents are so gullible. 283 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,840 As we won't be able to count on your looks, 284 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:09,960 we'll have to work on... -The spiritual aspect. .Tactics! 285 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,480 At least tell me why. ls it the baby? 286 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,710 You got her pregnant?! 287 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:41,120 Nicky, l was wrong. 288 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,030 l was desperate. 289 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:54,240 l wanted to hurt you. 290 00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:01,870 Now that l see you lying there so pathetically, l forgive you. 291 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,840 l haven't introduced you. 292 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:10,240 This is my new boyfriend, Radosh. -They call me Johnny. 293 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:28,360 You've lost weight without my cooking. You look peakish. 294 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:39,280 He's scum! You've got to admit, he's not too crazy about you. 295 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:44,680 We have to play dirty: trap him with a baby. 296 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,600 l know it's not becoming for modern and well-mannered girls. 297 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,110 We should be ashamed of ourselves, shouldn't we? -We should. 298 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,830 We're ashamed! 299 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,670 This is the plan. 300 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,120 Yes, of course l remember you. 301 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,400 How do you know that l like calamari? 302 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,800 Dinner with your parents? 303 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,040 That's taking a risk. 304 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,480 Marina's parents are very nice people. 305 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,560 He might like them, orthey might even like him. 306 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,760 Martha! Get the tie! 307 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,000 Oh, excuse me! 308 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,160 lt's nice to see a young man so casually dressed. -Yes. 309 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,760 Marina told us so much about you. We couldn't wait to meet you. 310 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,120 Nikola seems like a nice fellow. 311 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:21,720 She had a fool of a boyfriend, a lawyer, but we didn't interfere. 312 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,150 We let her make her own decisions. 313 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,160 She wants a year off before starting college. Fine with me. 314 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,440 Dad, please! -Be quiet! 315 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,960 l bet he wore a pink tie and tried to be your buddy. 316 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:42,750 EXactly. He always sweated and he seemed so feminine. 317 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,040 A faggot, right? 318 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:54,000 Pavle, please! l must admit, he was not as direct as you. 319 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,110 He never slurped and it was so annoying! 320 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,190 Children, l do admire you. Having a family today... 321 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:15,960 What? -lt's simply crazy. 322 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,150 l agree. 323 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,320 But it also takes courage, which l respect. 324 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:29,750 Are you employed? -Nope, l just dabble on the black market. 325 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,430 He's finishing university. 326 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:37,400 What in? -World literature. -EXcellent. 327 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,800 l still have 12 exams. -ls that all? 328 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:48,000 Don't worry, l'll ask around for a job. 329 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,400 As you young people would say: no worries. 330 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,840 What is it? 331 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:08,000 You're tickling me. .l've got the situation under control. 332 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,520 Look how l cut myself. 333 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,670 That's because you're careless with works of art. Wow! 334 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,200 l've missed out on something. Where's Cane? 335 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:39,510 He's out of my life forever. How was dinner? 336 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,920 l could never marry a girl whose parents eat plastic fruit. 337 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,600 That's because you're a snob. -l am. 338 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:55,910 And irresponsible. -And handsome. Above all, immature. 339 00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,960 That l am. l'm simply not ready. 340 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,960 Do you know how many gorgeous women there are on this planet? 341 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:11,110 Only one. -Djura, you're wonderful. 342 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,640 Only a few 1000 more and then l'll settle down. 343 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,560 l still have the feeling that they're waiting just for me. 344 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:30,160 Their little, twitching, brown noses. 345 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:35,350 Combing their long, blonde hair. 346 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,030 lt's as if they're all saying... 347 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:48,480 l'm hungry. l have to pee. -lt's yourturn to carry Suzan. 348 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,950 You know l can't because of my back. 349 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:03,830 lt's almost dawn, like old times. lsn't the chick's name Sofia? 350 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,950 You're dead if you ever take me to a kids' party again! 351 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:14,270 You're the paedophile! -You liked spinning the bottle. 352 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,150 Orwhen the girls hid their fags, 353 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,670 thinking their parents had returned. 354 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,720 Hey kid, wake up, we're taking you home. 355 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,880 Rape! 356 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,790 You already raped me! 357 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,470 Listen little girl, just tell us where you live. 358 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,990 Rape! 359 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,600 Little girl. 360 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,440 Go! 361 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,950 Well? -l think we overdid it. 362 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,280 What if they get him? -No way. 363 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:24,560 My life is slowly turning to hell. All because of that baby. 364 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,960 Everfeel a force following you and influencing your life? 365 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,670 When my old man stopped my allowance and made me get a job. 366 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,160 ls that a jersey? 367 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,990 Hi, Stinker. -These gentlemen are in for? 368 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,510 They raped a minor. Scum! 369 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:08,990 Guard! l'm a nice bloke. l can't share a cell with these maniacs! 370 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,720 l just can't resist. 371 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:19,880 Hey schmuck, how about if this maniac kicks you in the balls? 372 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:26,390 Hey schmuck, how... -What's wrong with you? 373 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,200 Do you know what time it is? 374 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,350 Criminals! Convicts! -The animal made me. 375 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,880 Stop feeling so down. You used to be so cool, my idol. 376 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,240 Ljudmila! 377 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,800 From our gorgeous mailman. 378 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,880 We all know who wrote this. 379 00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:02,030 Nikola, when are we going to finish that act? -Never! 380 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:07,920 Martha, give me the letter! -Besides, you're getting too fat. 381 00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:13,710 A position for senior counsellor. -That's what l need. 382 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:20,640 Her father's crazy! She's just like him. 383 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:26,080 Why don't you get a job, marry and settle down. .Never! 384 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:31,480 A man should decide for himself, not be blackmailed by a baby. 385 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:37,800 Can you imagine me as a father and husband? Gross! 386 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:43,350 Remember when you got Nevena pregnant? 387 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,240 You were so drunk, you put the condom on your big toe. 388 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:50,710 Then the following tactics. First, a literary evening. 389 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:56,120 Then it was the opera, to see what a jerk you are. 390 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,390 Then you went to the pool and accidentally met the moron, 391 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:09,670 who was complaining that she was 35 kilos overweight. 392 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:18,040 Nicky... .l can't have this baby, so Monday l'll go and... .Abort. 393 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,990 That means? -The pool. 394 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:26,280 No, a literary evening. Stick to the recipe. -You bastards! 395 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:34,000 An experimental music concert. Sounds enticing, doesn't it? 396 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:47,360 Yes. Little Marina. What a coincidence. 397 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:52,480 l was about to invite you to a lovely concert. 398 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,910 Where? 399 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:05,280 Unbelievable! You're the first girl who isn't repulsed by boxing. 400 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:12,200 Yes, between the ''Bombers'' and ''Citizens''. 401 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:16,680 Sunday, of course. Bye. 402 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,110 My money's on Skerlic. 403 00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:31,520 Joksimovic. -A good fight, isn't it? 404 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:42,270 He has a good uppercut. -He does. 405 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,230 Great fight, isn't it? 406 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:44,000 That happens all the time. -l'm sorry, but l hate boxing. 407 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,280 Let's go. 408 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,630 l dig your chick. You must be a real sissy. 409 00:57:54,760 --> 00:58:00,360 Stay calm! 1,2,3,4,.... 410 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,510 Don't do it. -Of course l will. 5,6,7,8... 411 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,360 Let me carry her. -Get lost! 412 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,200 She's a sure lay now, knocked out like that. 413 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,160 l'm nothing but bad luck to him. 414 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:54,230 l wouldn't blame him if he never saw me again. 415 00:58:55,600 --> 00:59:01,120 Yes? Nikola! -Be cool, ask what he wants. 416 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:06,990 Yes...Do l have any free time? -Maybe next week. 417 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,720 Of course. Where are we going? 418 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:14,680 Be reasonable. lt doesn't hurt, it's like going to the dentist. 419 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:20,750 We can be lovers, travel, have fun. We're too young forthis. 420 00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,680 Look at it like this. 421 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:33,390 Yourteeth will start falling out, and you'll get really fat. Yuk! 422 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:41,120 Then there's cellulite, stretch marks, 423 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:44,400 all kinds of complications. 424 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:52,910 What if it's a Caesarean birth? 425 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,320 You'll have to wear a tie to the beach all your life. 426 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,080 This is what happened to a friend of mine at birth. 427 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,080 lt's a gruesome story, but you might learn from it. 428 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:09,760 Next. -EXcuse me, l just want to ask something. 429 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:29,430 She's even dumber than l thought. l worry about her. 430 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,910 EXcuse me, did anyone see where the girl went? 431 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,590 Bubi, can you feel it moving? 432 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:18,110 l think it's time we left Nikola to decide for himself. 433 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:24,120 Of course he'll decide on his own, we're just helping him. 434 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,310 He's desperate because chicks are looking worse. 435 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,990 Listen to the slut! 436 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,800 He's not desperate, he's just living life to the fullest. 437 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:42,440 She's hideous! -What do you mean? 438 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,640 You can tell he didn't enjoy himself. That's a good sign. 439 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,590 Marina! 440 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,920 EXcuse me partner, are you finished with Nikola? 441 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,240 Sorry, l don't understand. -What don't you understand? 442 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,510 lt's 6.15, which means you stole 1/2 hour of my time slot. 443 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,160 Don't let it happen again. 444 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:29,150 From now on, all my time slots are available. .Thanks, sister. 445 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,240 What's happening? -They still keep coming. 446 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,480 l'll die if l have to spend another night in this car. 447 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,550 We have to come up with a better idea. 448 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:55,080 Here they are. -This is your better idea? 449 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,670 How can l finish philosophy in one afternoon? 450 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,280 lt took you one morning to finish literature. 451 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:10,550 Hi! -Oh, no! Look at Raca, he loves to study. Don't you? 452 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:16,760 Can you quickly go through those books with her? .Yes. 453 01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:22,350 l'm constructing a radio station, but l still need... .Bye. 454 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,480 We'll never make it. Radio Station! Raca! 455 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,600 l can't believe you read ''The Magic Mountain''. 456 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:41,440 You even like the same parts as l do. Unbelievable. 457 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:49,880 Oops, stairs. Marina, that was great. 458 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:54,600 You also like Hesse, ''The Glass Bead Game''. 459 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:59,360 Next is Sellinger. Forget him, l don't know what he wrote. 460 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:12,160 Marina, can you hear me? -Bubi, there's interference. 461 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:20,840 l knew you'd screw up something. 462 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:34,270 Marina, answer me. Talk about Márquez and Borges. 463 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:38,400 Bubi, l can't hear you. -Talk about Márquez and Borges. 464 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,110 Can you hear something? -No. 465 01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:03,000 Milan, Márquez and Borges sound suspicious. 466 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,800 Raca, you're going to pay forthis. 467 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,680 l've got a connection. -Marina, answer me! 468 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,920 What music do you like? 469 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:25,150 You probably like the latest hits. 470 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,990 Marina, you're hopeless with music! 471 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:35,320 Marina, what are you waiting for? Move on to Latin proverbs! 472 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,830 You asked me what music l like. 473 01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:45,600 l'm not into this new stuff, l prefer, let's see, Zappa. 474 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:52,600 l can't believe it! l simply adore Zappa! 475 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,950 Do you know this one? 476 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:19,440 Marina, you're the only girl who likes the same things l do. 477 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:24,150 You're the most amazing girl... 478 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,760 Let's go to a cake shop. 479 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:33,630 This is terrible! We didn't even get to philosophy. 480 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:41,600 Ourfirst date. We went to a cake shop and the cinema. 481 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,520 We went for a drive. 482 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:49,800 l've never had a nicer date. -Or a longer one. 483 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:56,760 Listen Marina, you're pretty and smart. 484 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,320 ln some ways, you're even perfect. 485 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:08,000 l could tell you all sorts of lies, 486 01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:13,520 but l'm simply not ready for this kind of life. Understand? 487 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:33,240 l almost forgot. Happy birthday. -You're the only girl... 488 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:45,840 For my car! 489 01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,480 Fuck off! 490 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:57,520 Girls today, can't fuck enough. Are you sure the child is yours? 491 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:04,280 Marina! .Yes, Nikola. 492 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:12,630 Girls today... How do l know the child is mine? 493 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:21,920 l didn't mean to say that. 494 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:51,430 Hi, Chief! .Hi. -l've got great ''Afghan''. 495 01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:59,230 Know this whore? She's a great lay! 496 01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,840 Go stand overthere. 497 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:09,920 She's so nadve. Stick to her type and you'll have no problems. 498 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,840 l've got an hour before l return to my comfortable nest. 499 01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:16,960 Let's go in. -l'll see you inside. 500 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,080 Get over here! 501 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:52,120 Nikola, my boy, tell Nana what's bothering you. 502 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:56,720 Nothing's wrong Nana, l'm just having fun. 503 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,760 My love! 504 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:13,710 Nikola, l'd love to do her! 505 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:43,760 Madame, last night, did we... 506 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,760 Three times. 507 01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:01,670 Did you hear that Kusturica will go on filming in America? .Great! 508 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:13,360 Nikola, call me tonight and we'll have a great time! 509 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:42,880 This one makes me look large. -Take all four, you'll need them. 510 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:52,240 The wedding should be intimate, so that he's not scared off. 511 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,680 What wedding? Let's get out of here! 512 01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:02,520 What's wrong now? After 3 months of hard work, he's finally ours. 513 01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:08,390 l mean yours. Marina, at least ask him. -No! 514 01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:15,400 You're like poor Vivian who worked 14 years in a bridal shop. 515 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:19,990 Not once did she think that any of the gowns might be for her. 516 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,910 Here's yourwad. Enjoy counting! 517 01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:30,030 You want me to propose? -We'll have fun. .No way! 518 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:41,070 Look at that beautiful glow in her eyes. She'll do it. 519 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:45,150 There isn't a woman who doesn't dream of a romantic wedding. 520 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,870 l'll always love you. 521 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:10,200 But miserably. -Go back! Be Brave! 522 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:32,360 You can't fall any lower, Nikola. You have two paths ahead of you. 523 01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:41,310 You can't fall any lower, Nikola. You shit! 524 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:46,240 That's true, you're a shit. 525 01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:06,190 Nikola. -Yes, Marina. -l've come to propose. 526 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:16,360 Hag.fucker! 527 01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:32,680 You're proposing to me? -Yes. 528 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:43,590 l do. -Louder. -l do. -Softer, more subtle. 529 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:47,390 l do. -More decisive. -l do! 530 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:12,750 No Milica, Nikola isn't here. He's gone on a very, long journey. 531 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:55,880 l said he'd never be a real man! Faggot! Motherfucker! 532 01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:14,270 Daddy! 533 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:38,560 Statistics say that people always come to their own wedding. 534 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,680 Don't worry... .Shut up! 535 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,200 That girl is really... 536 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:55,800 l see you. Come here! 537 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,760 You're crazy! Where's your wedding dress? 538 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:11,590 Bubi, l can't marry him. -You came to spy on your wedding. 539 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,560 Barbara Sidney never wrote anything like this. 540 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,840 Actually she did...forget it. 541 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,350 l know he doesn't love me. 542 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:28,310 Despite everything, l don't want him to hate me. 543 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,600 She is so incredibly stupid! 544 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:41,520 Remember Barbara Sidney before she became famous? 545 01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:48,400 l'll never forgive myself! -You took her out of that brothel. 546 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:06,720 Get dressed for the wedding. -l'm going to the coast. 547 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:14,160 Marina will be waiting and this waiter here is your best man. 548 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:19,600 Better l leave now, than during a row with my in.laws. 549 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:26,630 True, but you deserve a beating. -Go on then. 550 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:32,510 Come on Nikola, you're my best friend. 551 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:38,800 See you later. 552 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:06,550 lt's over, he's gone to Lastovo lsland. 553 01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:15,510 This is how you don't get married. 554 01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:19,680 Marina, l'm going to follow him to the island. 555 01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,360 Raca, let's go! 556 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:49,960 Marina, l wasn't thinking of marriage. Would you?... 557 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:57,520 Some other time. Maybe it's all forthe best. 558 01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:11,320 Marry me. -Get lost, you faggot! 559 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:27,880 Oh man, this is the life! 560 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:36,430 Alone and free, just hanging out. 561 01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:42,310 No nagging wife, no screaming children. 562 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:52,520 Freedom, man, freedom! 563 01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:59,390 Where can we get a Christmas tree? 564 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:29,310 He's never going back! Raca, start packing! 565 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:36,110 He was a great guy! -Sure, everyone's mourning him. 566 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:41,110 So what, his life was full of joy. 567 01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:46,720 1286 women! That's gotta count! 568 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:50,720 Nicky! .Hi, Violeta. 569 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:57,440 My name is now Brindavani and this is my husband, Govinda. 570 01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:01,440 We're going to lndia for Krishna's birthday. 571 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:46,760 How about a welcome back punch? 572 01:24:50,440 --> 01:24:53,480 Welcome back from the longest summer holiday ever. 573 01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:58,480 Go on, ask. 574 01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:02,920 Marina, ask already. -What? 575 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:09,310 EXplain how Nikola spent 3 months at the coast without a single lay. 576 01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:13,880 Sea, wine, sun, guitars, and still nothing. 577 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:19,600 l might be wrong, but there are more important things than men. 578 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:25,280 Can you imagine me as a mother? -l don't know. 579 01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:28,120 Last New Year's Eve we were so drunk. 580 01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:32,640 l wanted to declare my love to Bajaga. (famous musician) 581 01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:37,800 We were such kids. -lt'd be nice if you were with Bajaga. 582 01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:46,150 Nikola! -lt's Djura, he's taking me for my check-up. 583 01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:58,230 Hi, Nikola. Thanks, l'm fine. 584 01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:07,080 No, l wouldn't like to see you. 585 01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:11,990 l know you understand. Bye. 586 01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:20,790 Marina, do you love him? -Maybe. 587 01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:27,560 lt's all been a mistake from the beginning, expect forthis. 588 01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:36,470 l can't hear anything. He's stopped. 589 01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:43,150 l don't know what's happening. -Maybe he should go to her. 590 01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:47,400 Maybe l should go to hell. 591 01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:58,760 Djura, l want to have 5 children with you. .One to start with. 592 01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:02,240 You're so wise! 593 01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:11,680 lsn't this cute? 594 01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:27,040 Marina, snap out of it for just a second. 595 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,600 ln Barbara Sidney's ''Southerly Winds of Passion'', 596 01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:32,910 the heroine waits siX years for her captain to return. 597 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:38,360 And? -You're angry because he was away for only three months. 598 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:43,350 But they're characters from a novel that always end happily. 599 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:47,910 Some novels don't have happy ends. -That's not literature. 600 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:53,350 When the captain returned, she put him to a test. 601 01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:58,240 We'll do that with Nikola. -You're crazy! 602 01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:03,840 Anyday now, l'll be a mother. l don't care about the captain. 603 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:11,470 l've ruined everything! Me and Barbara Sidney! 604 01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:17,350 Bubi, it hasn't turned out so bad. 605 01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:23,350 lf l'd aborted, l wouldn't get to see this tiny creature. 606 01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:28,920 We'll do it your way: we'll put the captain to the test. 607 01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:35,110 You'll see, Marina, he's a changed man. 608 01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:57,750 Guess who l just saw? 609 01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:00,590 Nikola will be at the club tonight. 610 01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:03,270 We have to find someone to really tempt him. 611 01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:10,110 What about Juliana Vlakic? -No way we can get her. 612 01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:13,560 She's my cousin. -Really? You're a genious! 613 01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:27,240 l waited and waited the whole day through, 614 01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:33,360 For you to return with love so true. 615 01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:39,120 l wait in vain to him l'm a jail, 616 01:29:40,760 --> 01:29:45,470 l'll wait and wait to no avail. 617 01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:51,760 Dearest, wait, return to me 618 01:29:54,840 --> 01:30:00,280 lf you won't be mine You're friend will be. 619 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:06,990 ''l need to see you tonight. Marina''. 620 01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:29,350 Well Nikola, happy New Year. Would you like a ''disco death''? 621 01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:35,910 No, thank you. .No, thank you?! -l'm not in the mood tonight. 622 01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:48,720 Has a pregnant girl been here? -Never, we only have decent girls. 623 01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:25,280 lf he turns her down, he's cured. 624 01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:33,040 This song always make me faint. Do you want to dance? 625 01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:37,520 You can bet l do. 626 01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:42,800 This was enlightening. 627 01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:09,800 Have you ever made love on a dancefloor? 628 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:15,920 Have you ever made love on a dancefloor? 629 01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:40,760 What is it? -l think it's starting. 630 01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:46,150 These things happen in hospitals. -Please, call a taXi. 631 01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:06,960 Why don't you look where you're going! -You again! 632 01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:10,520 EXcuse me, but l think l'm having a baby. 633 01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:42,600 Please, call a doctor! -Everything's under control. 634 01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:47,080 l remember the first sentence in the manual: 635 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:54,510 Nature takes care of itself. Have a drink and we'll start. 636 01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:12,550 l'm sorry. 637 01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:24,520 What's this crap?! Come back, you slimey whimp! 638 01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:27,920 Look at the babe l got you! 639 01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:33,590 Why are you behaving like that? lt's only a game. 640 01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:39,830 Come on, happy New Year. -Same to you. 641 01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:14,400 Congratulations. 642 01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:26,560 Do you want to see the baby first or a punch in the face? 643 01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:41,000 l just remembered; you're Marina, right? 644 01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:46,230 l love happy endings! Where have you been? 645 01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:50,440 l've just found... -Kiss me! 646 01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:58,680 What a kiss! He'll have your intelligence and masculinity. 647 01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:03,110 Who? .Our son. Look! 648 01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:10,040 Where do you think you're going? 649 01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:19,990 No way! To him, science is more important than any baby. 650 01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:23,590 Wanna bet? -The usual. 651 01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:29,320 Let's go. 652 01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:37,520 l'll kick his arse this time! 50245

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