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Movie database www.mario.mk
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This is what I get in return
for 30 years of service for my company?
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And they send some yo-yo like you
in here
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to try to tell me that I'm out of a job?
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They should be telling you
you're out of a job.
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You have a lot of gall coming in here
and firing your number one producer.
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And then you're going
to go home tomorrow
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and make more money
than you've ever made in your life,
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and I'm going to go home
without a pay check. Fuck you.
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I just...
I guess you leave me dumbfounded.
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I don't know where this is coming from.
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How am I supposed to go back as a man
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and explain this to my wife
that I lost my job?
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On a stress level,
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I've heard that losing your job
is like a death in the family.
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But personally, I feel more like
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the people I worked with were my family
and I died.
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I can't afford to be unemployed.
I have a house payment. I have children.
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I don't know how you can live
with yourself,
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but I'm sure that you'll find a way
while the rest of us are suffering.
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Who the fuck are you, man?
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Excellent question. Who the fuck am I?
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Poor Steve has worked here
for seven years.
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He's never had a meeting with me
before or passed me in the hall
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or told me a story in the break room.
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And that's because I don't work here.
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I work for another company that lends
me out to pussies like Steve's boss
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who don't have the balls
to sack their own employees,
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and in some cases, for good reason.
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Because people do crazy shit
when they get fired.
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Did I do something wrong?
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I mean, is there something
I could do differently here?
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This is not an assessment
of your productivity.
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You gotta try not to take this personally.
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"Don't take it personally."
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Steven, I want you to review this packet.
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Take it seriously. I think you're gonna
find a lot of good answers in here.
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I'm sure this is gonna be very helpful,
a packet.
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Thank you. A packet.
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Well, anybody who ever built an empire
or changed the world
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sat where you are right now.
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And it's because they sat there
they were able to do it.
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That's the truth.
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I'm gonna need your keycard.
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Great. Okay.
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Now, I want you to take the day,
go get together your personal things,
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and then tomorrow,
you get yourself some exercise.
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You go out for a jog,
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you give yourself some routines,
and pretty soon you find your legs.
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How do I get in touch with you?
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Don't worry,
we'll be in touch with you soon.
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This is just the beginning.
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I'll never see Steve again.
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Thank you.
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To know me is to fly with me.
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This is where I live.
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When I run my card, the system
automatically prompts the desk clerk
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to greet me with this exact statement.
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Pleasure to see you again, Mr. Bingham.
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It's these kinds of systemized,
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friendly touches
that keep my world in orbit.
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All the things you probably
hate about traveling,
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the recycled air, the artificial lighting,
the digital juice dispensers,
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the cheap sushi,
are warm reminders that I'm home.
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Do you want the cancer?
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- The what?
- Do you want the cancer?
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The cancer?
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The can, sir?
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No. I'm fine, thank you.
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How much does your life weigh?
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Imagine for a second
that you're carrying a backpack.
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I want you to feel the straps
on your shoulders.
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Feel them?
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Now I want you to pack it with
all the stuff that you have in your life.
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You start with the little things,
the things on shelves and in drawers,
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the knickknacks, the collectibles.
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Feel the weight as that adds up.
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Then you start adding larger stuff,
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clothes, tabletop appliances,
lamps, linens,
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your TV.
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The backpack should be
getting pretty heavy now.
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And you go bigger.
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Your couch, bed, your kitchen table.
Stuff it all in there.
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Your car, get it in there.
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Your home, whether it's a studio
apartment or a two-bedroom house,
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I want you to stuff it all
into that backpack.
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Now try to walk.
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It's kind of hard, isn't it?
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This is what we do to ourselves
on a daily basis.
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We weigh ourselves down
until we can't even move.
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And make no mistake, moving is living.
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Now, I'm gonna set that backpack
on fire.
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What do you want to take out of it?
Photos?
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Photos are for people
who can't remember.
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Drink some ginkgo
and let the photos burn.
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In fact, let everything burn and imagine
waking up tomorrow with nothing.
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It's kind of exhilarating, isn't it?
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Welcome back, Mr. Bingham.
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Ryan Bingham's office.
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You put me in a Dodge Stratus
in Kansas City.
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They were completely out of
all full-size sedans.
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- Did you try...
- Yes.
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I reminded them of your remarkable
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No.1 Gold Club status
and years in the program.
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They are literally moving mountains
to see you in a Sebring.
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Fair enough. Any other messages?
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Your sister Kara called.
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Needs to speak urgently
about your sister's wedding.
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I told her you were mid-air and
not even I knew your final destination.
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- Well done.
- And you got an invitation
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to speak at Goalquest in Vegas.
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Goalquest 20?
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Every once in a while, I do speaking
engagements, motivational kind of stuff.
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But Goalquest?
We're talking major Tony Robbins shit.
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It's got a hologram on it.
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They're calling it Dos Equis.
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All right, I'll check in.
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- Hold on. I've got Craig Gregory for you.
- Wait...
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Fuck.
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How is my little road warrior?
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Hey, 20 minutes from boarding
into a world of bliss.
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Real good numbers out of Phoenix,
Ry guy.
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Hey, you know that Big Auto
is about to cut
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another 10K before the end
of the month?
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- No kidding.
- Yeah. Christmas came early.
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I wish I could have you
in about five places at once,
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but I do need you back here in Omaha
by the end of week.
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- All right?
- I thought you needed me everywhere.
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Well, you know, we got something
real big here, a real game changer.
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What are we talking about here?
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You'll see. Today I took my first crap
in two weeks, hallelujah.
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- That's me hanging up on you.
- Great, love that sound.
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Are you satisfied with Maestro?
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Yeah, I am.
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A little stingy with their miles.
I like Hertz.
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No, Hertz keeps its vehicles too long.
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If a car has over 20,000 miles,
I won't drive it.
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Maestro doesn't instant checkout.
I like to park and go.
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Hertz doesn't guarantee navigation.
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It's funny. You don't seem like a girl
who needs directions.
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I hate asking for directions.
That's why I get a nav.
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That new outfit, Colonial, isn't bad.
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- Is that a joke?
- Yes.
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- Because their kiosk placement blows.
- They never have available upgrades.
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Basically, it's a fleet of shit-boxes.
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I don't know
how they're still in business.
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- I'm Ryan.
- I'm Alex.
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Maplewood card.
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How dare you bring that
into this palace?
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Hilton offers equal value and better food,
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but the Maplewood gives out
warm cookies at check-in.
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They got you with the cookies, did they?
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Yeah. I'm a sucker for
simulated hospitality.
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You know,
there's an industry term for that.
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It's a mixture of "faux" and "homey."
"Faumey."
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Oh, my God.
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I wasn't sure this actually existed.
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This is the American Airlines...
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It's a Concierge Key, yeah.
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- What is that, carbon fiber?
- Graphite.
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Oh, God, I love the weight.
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I was pretty excited the day
that bad boy came in.
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Yeah. I'll say.
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I put up pretty pedestrian numbers.
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Sixty thou a year, domestic.
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- That's not bad.
- Don't patronize me.
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- What's your total?
- It's a personal question.
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- Oh, please.
- And we hardly know each other.
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Come on. Show some hubris.
Come on, impress me.
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- I bet it's huge.
- You have no idea.
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How big?
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What is it, this big?
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- This big?
- I don't want to brag.
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Come on! Come on.
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Let's just say I have a number in mind.
I haven't hit it yet.
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This is pretty fucking sexy.
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Hope it doesn't cheapen
our relationship.
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We're two people who get turned on
by elite status.
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I think cheap is our starting point.
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There's nothing cheap about loyalty.
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So, we came up with this master plan,
which was for me
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to put gauze,
to put bandages on both my hands.
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Then we got on the plane,
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transatlantic, flying to Zürich.
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Walked up... Waited till it was dark,
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and walked up to the bathroom with her.
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Everybody was watching the movie,
and I was like...
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Opened up, went inside.
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She opened the door for me,
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and came in
like she was gonna help me.
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And then, you know, we gave it
our best shot. It wasn't great.
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But it was fun. It was tricky.
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- Give me some details.
- Well, it's not so easy.
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- Have you ever tried it? It's not so easy.
- Yes, I have.
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- Really?
- Really.
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- You've done that?
- I have done that.
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On a transatlantic flight?
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On a domestic flight. Regional, actually.
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- Like nighttime?
- No, like daytime.
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- You...
- What?
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I mean, how do you do that?
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I'm really flexible.
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Look.
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I should throw these out.
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We can always use that room
with the ice machine.
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Here, look.
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Good call on that towel rack.
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I like how you burritoed me
in the sofa cushions.
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I was improvising.
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Shame we didn't make it to the closet.
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- We got to do this again.
- Yeah.
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All right, I'm in Newark on the 12th,
Modesto on the 13th,
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Oklahoma City on the 15th.
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Any Southwest? I'll be swinging by
Albuquerque week of the 16th.
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No, but I'll be in Florida on the 20th.
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- Fort Lauderdale?
- Miami.
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- That's nothing.
- Forty minutes.
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I should probably go back to my room
so I can wake up in my bed.
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I think that would be
the ladylike thing to do.
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Nice meeting you.
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A pleasure.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Ryan, how you holding up?
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Every family has the one person
who keeps the genealogy in check.
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That's my sister Kara, the glue.
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Fine. You and the kids?
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Missy's outstanding,
Matthew made varsity. How's the road?
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- Couldn't be better.
- Good. So, Ryan?
228
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,708
Yeah?
229
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,209
I didn't even want to have to ask you this
230
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because I know how you are
about doing things for others,
231
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,174
but we're coming up on three weeks
to go to Julie's wedding
232
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and there's something
we could really use your help on.
233
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,343
Yeah?
234
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,095
We've been sending people these kits
235
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,765
so they can print out photos
of Julie and Jim on cardboard
236
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,350
and then take photos of them
in interesting places,
237
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kind of like that gnome
in the French movie.
238
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Why?
239
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,398
Because it's Julie's wedding
and she thinks it would be fun.
240
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- Does it matter why?
- How is Julie?
241
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,986
Would you call her?
She thinks you've turned to butter.
242
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,238
You're awfully isolated the way you live.
243
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,115
Isolated? I'm surrounded.
244
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,701
So, your assistant said
you were gonna be in Vegas.
245
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,786
Did he?
246
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,748
Can you get a photo of the cutout
in front of the Luxor pyramid?
247
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,833
The place is a shithole.
Nobody stays there.
248
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,711
Jesus, Ryan,
I'm not asking you to check in.
249
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,922
Can you just take a stupid photo?
250
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,257
I'll try my best.
251
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,010
Thank you for trying your best.
252
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,199
Last year, I spent 322 days on the road,
253
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,744
which means I had to spend
43 miserable days at home.
254
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,812
Hey, neighbor.
255
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,480
Hey. Hi!
256
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,733
Hi. Hey, I signed for this
while you were gone.
257
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,402
Thanks.
258
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,905
- I hope it wasn't too much of a bother.
- Nah.
259
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,911
Wow.
260
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:28,082
Yeah, it's my sister. I haven't met
the guy yet. They're getting married.
261
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,585
- Lots of luck.
- I know, right?
262
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:34,130
What are you doing tonight?
You wanna come over later?
263
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,759
I've started seeing somebody.
264
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,429
Okay. Great.
265
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,974
Hey, it's good to see you.
266
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:49,228
- You, too.
- It seems like it's been a while this time.
267
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,869
Okay.
268
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,540
I am just... I'm thrilled that
everyone's back under one roof.
269
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,791
Welcome home, boys.
270
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,169
I know there's been a lot of whispering
about why we're here,
271
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:17,590
so let me jump right in.
Retailers are down 20%.
272
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,092
Auto industry is in the dump.
273
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,511
Housing market
doesn't have a heartbeat.
274
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,890
It is one of the worst times on record
for America.
275
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This is our moment.
276
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,065
Now, last summer, we received
a dynamite young woman here
277
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from Cornell,
278
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:39,403
and she had some pretty big ideas
that she challenged me with.
279
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,031
And my first reaction was,
"Who does this kid think that she is?"
280
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,408
But after I gave it a listen,
she really knocked me out.
281
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:48,329
So, with a peek into our future,
Natalie Keener.
282
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,752
If there's one word I want to
leave you with today, it's this.
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00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,048
"Glocal"?
284
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Glocal.
285
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,179
Our global must become local.
286
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:11,227
This company keeps 23 people
on the road at least 250 days a year.
287
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:14,522
It's expensive, and it's inefficient.
288
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,775
When I came to Craig
three months ago with this,
289
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:22,446
he told me, and quite astutely,
it's only a problem if you have a solution.
290
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,616
Well, today I stand before you
with just that.
291
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,913
You all know Ned in reception.
Today I'm gonna fire Ned.
292
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,459
Sorry, Ned. I'm sure HR
will hire you back this afternoon.
293
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,336
We'll see about that.
294
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,258
Now Ned could be any employee in any
one of our clients' locations worldwide.
295
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,468
Strategy packets
will be shipped in advance.
296
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,553
Ned would be given a seat
297
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,556
and find one of our transition specialists
waiting for him.
298
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,560
Mr. Laskin, the reason
we're having this conversation
299
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,729
is your position is no longer available.
300
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,064
I don't understand. I'm fired?
301
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,483
Hearing the words "you've been let go"
is never easy.
302
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,986
Change is always scary,
but consider the following.
303
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,322
Anybody who ever built an empire
or changed the world
304
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,489
sat where you are now.
305
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,576
And it's because they sat there
that they were able to do it.
306
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,328
That's my fucking line.
307
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,288
But what happens now?
308
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,831
This is the first step of a process
309
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,042
that will end with you in a new job
that fulfills you.
310
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,960
Yeah. But how does it work?
311
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,879
I want you to take the packet
in front of you.
312
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:23,174
Review it. All the answers
you're looking for are inside.
313
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,884
Start filling out
the necessary information,
314
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:27,678
and before you know it, you'll be
on your way to new opportunities.
315
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,014
Now, Ned,
I need you to go back to your desk
316
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,766
and start putting together your things.
317
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,561
As a favor to me, I'd appreciate it
if you didn't spread the news just yet.
318
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,355
Panic doesn't help anyone.
319
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,523
I understand.
320
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,443
Give it up for Ned.
321
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:50,201
You can start the morning in Boston,
stop in Dallas over lunch,
322
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,119
and finish the day in San Francisco,
323
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,288
all for the price of a T1 line.
324
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:58,125
Our inflated travel budget
is eviscerated by 85%.
325
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:01,545
And more importantly
to you guys on the road,
326
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,923
no more Christmases
in a hotel in Tulsa,
327
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,300
no more hours lost to weather delays.
328
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,386
You get to come home.
329
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,307
Tell me you're not taking this seriously.
330
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:16,143
That's why I brought
the entire company in from the road,
331
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,728
because we're not taking it seriously.
332
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,856
There is a methodology to what I do.
There is a reason why it works.
333
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,900
Coke and IBM have been doing this
for years, all right.
334
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,568
Are you familiar with them?
335
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,736
Now just like anything else, you know,
336
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,405
it's gonna take a few months
of sort of transition
337
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,573
and then everybody is gonna settle in.
338
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,866
Who are you taking off the road?
339
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,202
How are you not getting this?
You're grounded.
340
00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,579
Everybody's grounded. It's done.
341
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:39,166
What we do here is brutal,
and it does leave people devastated.
342
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,919
But there is a dignity to the way I do it.
343
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:45,256
By stabbing them in the chest
instead of the back, is that right?
344
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,133
- You wanted to see me?
- Well...
345
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,843
Yeah. You know what?
Yeah, come on in.
346
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,678
- Come on in here.
- Great job out there, Natalie.
347
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:54,056
- Thank you. How's everyone taking it?
- Great.
348
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,935
Listen, I admire your... Your zeal.
349
00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,603
And I think
you have some very good ideas.
350
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:03,441
But you know nothing
about the realities of my industry.
351
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,986
You can set up an iChat,
but you don't know how people think.
352
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:09,530
- Actually, I minored in psychology.
- Nice.
353
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,452
- Okay, kiddo, fire me.
- Ryan.
354
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,287
Well, since she's gonna be doing this
on a regular basis,
355
00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:17,830
don't you wanna know if
she can fire somebody?
356
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,583
- She's fired Ned.
- My dog can fire Ned. Fire me.
357
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,211
- You don't need to do this.
- No, it's okay. I got this.
358
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,798
Mr. Bingham, I regret to inform you
359
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:31,343
that your position at this company
is no longer available.
360
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,345
- Who the hell are you?
- My name is Miss Keener.
361
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,764
- I'm here today to discuss your future.
- My future?
362
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,433
The only one who can fire me
is Craig Gregory.
363
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,101
Mr. Gregory hired me
to handle this for him.
364
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,811
Handle what? Handle me?
365
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,481
Mr. Gregory hired me,
he's the only one who can fire me.
366
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,608
You know what?
I'm gonna go talk to him.
367
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,027
- Mr. Bingham.
- No, no, no. You can't follow me.
368
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,487
You're on a computer screen,
remember?
369
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,155
- Ryan.
- All right. Let's try this again.
370
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,615
- Fire me again.
- I just did.
371
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,325
Actually, you didn't. Fire me.
372
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:55,826
That's enough. I think we get it.
373
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,578
Mr. Bingham,
I'm here today to inform you
374
00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,164
that your position is no longer available.
375
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,833
- I'm fired?
- Yes, you're fired.
376
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,169
- Never say fired.
- You've been let go.
377
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,296
- Why?
- This is a mythical situation.
378
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,923
How could I possibly know why?
379
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,258
Why doesn't matter.
You never know why.
380
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,760
It's important not to focus on the why
381
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,137
and rather to spend your energy
thinking about your future.
382
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:18,265
Well, I'm gonna spend my energy
on suing you unless you give me
383
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,767
- a good reason why you're firing me.
- Mr. Bingham,
384
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:20,976
the reason's not important.
385
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,896
So, you're firing me without grounds?
Now I really have a lawsuit.
386
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,397
I get what you're trying to say, Ryan.
387
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,526
- Don't take this personally, Mr. Bingham.
- Personally?
388
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,403
This is the most personal situation
that you are ever gonna enter,
389
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,657
so before you try to revolutionize
my business,
390
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:38,118
I'd like to know
that you actually know my business.
391
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:50,673
That's a hell of a way
to welcome her to the team.
392
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,634
Am I the only one that sees
that by doing this
393
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,553
we're making ourselves irrelevant?
394
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:58,055
No, frankly, we're making you irrelevant.
395
00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,515
- Nice.
- Don't blame me.
396
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:03,060
Blame the high fuel costs. Blame
insurance premiums. Blame technology.
397
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,436
You know, you better watch yourself.
398
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,355
You're a little too young
to become a dinosaur.
399
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,815
I'm not a dinosaur.
400
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,400
I want you to show her the ropes.
401
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:13,112
What do I know what goes on here?
Get Ferguson to do it.
402
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,155
I'm not talking about here.
403
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,952
- No.
- Yeah.
404
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,412
Come on.
You're very, very confident this girl
405
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,080
- doesn't know what she's doing, so...
- Well, I'm sorry.
406
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:26,625
I don't think a MySpace page qualifies
you to rewire an entire company.
407
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,127
Well, then great. Here's your chance.
408
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:30,337
Go out there, show her the magic,
take her through the paces.
409
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,381
I'm not a fucking tour guide.
410
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:36,635
Now here we go.
411
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,846
Bingham, here's the boat.
412
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:42,349
And here's you.
Do you want to be in the boat?
413
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,892
Yeah, alone.
414
00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,897
We're ringing the bell.
We're rounding everybody up.
415
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,232
You want to stay out there
a little bit longer,
416
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,360
you're welcome to do it,
but you will not be alone, okay?
417
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,154
You let me know.
418
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,379
Oh, Christ.
419
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,349
- What?
- Follow me.
420
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,021
I really like my luggage.
421
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,023
That's exactly what it is, it's luggage.
422
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,025
You know how much time you lose
by checking in?
423
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:19,238
- I don't know. Five, 10 minutes?
- Thirty-five minutes a flight.
424
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,865
I travel 270 days a year.
425
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,160
That's 157 hours.
That makes seven days.
426
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,871
You're willing to throw away
an entire week on that?
427
00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:39,174
You don't need this.
Sorry, you don't need that.
428
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:43,137
You're not gonna need that.
They have neck pillows on the plane.
429
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,681
This, they have better ones there.
430
00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:47,641
I'll get rid of this.
431
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,853
I can just meet you at security.
432
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,647
Thank you.
433
00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,610
Bingo, Asians.
434
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,071
You can't be serious.
435
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,198
Never get behind people
traveling with infants.
436
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,993
I've never seen a stroller collapse
in less than 20 minutes.
437
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,202
Old people are worse.
438
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:08,871
Their bodies are littered
with hidden metal,
439
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:12,124
and they never seem to appreciate
how little time they have left on earth.
440
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,208
Here you go.
441
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:17,212
Five words. Randomly selected
for additional screening.
442
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,505
Asians.
443
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,092
They pack light, travel efficiently,
and they've got a thing for slip-on shoes.
444
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,386
- You've got to love them.
- That's racist.
445
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,639
I'm like my mother. I stereotype.
It's faster.
446
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:57,878
Are you mad at your computer?
447
00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,881
I type with purpose.
448
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,177
What is it that you're working on
so furiously?
449
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,347
I'm building a workflow
of firing techniques.
450
00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:12,017
It's questions and responses,
actions and reactions.
451
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:15,145
It's a script taking you through
the steps of firing someone.
452
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,814
Who's it for?
453
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:19,691
Well, theoretically,
you could put it in the hands of anyone
454
00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,902
and they'd be downsizing immediately.
455
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,738
All you have to do is follow the steps.
456
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,449
Natalie, what is it you think we do here?
457
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:29,785
We prepare the newly unemployed
458
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:31,662
for the emotional and physical hurdles
of job hunting,
459
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,580
while minimizing legal blowback.
460
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,874
That's what we're selling.
It's not what we're doing.
461
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,584
Okay. What are we doing?
462
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,462
We are here to make limbo tolerable,
463
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,675
to ferry wounded souls
across the river of dread
464
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:48,095
until the point where hope
is dimly visible.
465
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:54,852
And then stop the boat, shove them
in the water and make them swim.
466
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,939
That was really impressive.
Are you gonna put that in your book?
467
00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:12,035
I got to grab this.
I'll meet you at the car rental.
468
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,370
Okay.
469
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,539
Hey, I was hoping I'd hear from you.
470
00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:18,876
I'm in Hotlanta,
and I need a rib-joint recommend bad.
471
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,003
Fat Matt's. Bring a bib.
472
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,713
You never called.
473
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,132
Well, I wasn't sure
what was appropriate.
474
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,258
Appropriate?
475
00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:29,303
Ryan, I'm not some waitress
you banged in a snowstorm.
476
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:32,139
That word has no place
in our vocabulary.
477
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:35,183
I am the woman that you don't have
to worry about.
478
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,520
Sounds like a trap.
479
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:42,524
Listen, the next time that you're worried
about manners, don't.
480
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,735
If you wanna call, call.
481
00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:48,196
Just think of me as yourself,
only with a vagina.
482
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,782
When am I gonna see you?
483
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:54,661
Well, I'm out of Hartsfield into IAD,
484
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,581
with a connection at ORD into SDF.
485
00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:01,001
- Sorry.
- Yeah, tell me about it.
486
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,754
How long's your layover?
They got multiples into SDF.
487
00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,255
Think you could push?
488
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,592
Yeah, I can push.
489
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:24,775
All you have to do today
is watch and listen.
490
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:28,946
And when I talk about a strategy packet,
hand them one of those.
491
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,781
Sounds great.
492
00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:34,034
So, although I wish I were here
with better news,
493
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,870
the fact is that
you and I are sitting here today
494
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:41,541
because this will be your last week
of employment at this company.
495
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,794
- Why me?
- What am I supposed to do now?
496
00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,922
Am I supposed to feel better
that I'm not the only one losing my job?
497
00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,757
This is ridiculous!
498
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,635
I have been a fine employee
for over 10 years,
499
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,470
and this is the way you treat me.
500
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,890
How do you sleep at night, man? How?
501
00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:00,268
How's your family?
They sleeping well at night?
502
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,396
Electricity still on?
503
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,315
Heat still on? Refrigerator full of food?
504
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,068
Gas tank full of gas?
505
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,946
Going to Chuck E. Cheese
this weekend or something?
506
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,239
Not me.
507
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:16,201
No, my kids,
we're not gonna do anything.
508
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,916
What do you suggest I tell them?
509
00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:29,840
Perhaps you're underestimating
the positive effect
510
00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:33,260
that your career transition
can have on your children.
511
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,220
The positive effect?
512
00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,807
I make about 90 grand a year now.
513
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:42,644
Unemployment is what,
250 bucks a week?
514
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,230
Is that one of your positive effects?
515
00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:46,440
Well, we'll get to be cozier,
516
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,859
because I'm not gonna be able
to pay my mortgage on my house.
517
00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,402
So, maybe we can move
into a nice fucking
518
00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:52,863
one-bedroom apartment somewhere.
519
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,949
And I guess without benefits,
520
00:33:56,034 --> 00:34:00,662
I'll be able to hold my daughter as she,
you know, suffers from her asthma
521
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,957
that I won't be able to afford
the medication for.
522
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,544
Well, tests have shown that children
under moderate trauma
523
00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,964
have a tendency
to apply themselves academically
524
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,925
as a method of coping.
525
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,137
Go fuck yourself.
526
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,474
That's what my kids'll think.
527
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,477
Your children's admiration
is important to you?
528
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,480
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
529
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,566
Well, I doubt they ever
admired you, Bob.
530
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:33,820
Hey, asshole, aren't you supposed
to be consoling me?
531
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,907
I'm not a shrink, Bob. I'm a wake-up call.
532
00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:38,658
You know why kids love athletes?
533
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,744
I don't know.
Because they screw lingerie models?
534
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,412
No, that's why we love athletes.
535
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:46,333
Kids love athletes
because they follow their dreams.
536
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,422
- Well, I can't dunk.
- No, but you can cook.
537
00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,591
What are you talking about?
538
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:58,678
Your résumé says that you minored
in French culinary arts.
539
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,932
Most students,
they work on the fryer at KFC,
540
00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:05,268
but you bussed tables at ll Picador
to support yourself.
541
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,939
And then you get out of college
and you come and you work here.
542
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:12,067
How much did they first pay you
to give up on your dreams?
543
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,486
27 grand a year.
544
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,530
And when were you going to stop
545
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,616
and come back
and do what makes you happy?
546
00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,744
Good question.
547
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:26,498
I see guys who work at
the same company for their entire lives,
548
00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:28,500
guys exactly like you.
549
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,627
They clock in, they clock out,
550
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,630
and they never have
a moment of happiness.
551
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,926
You have an opportunity here, Bob.
552
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,262
This is a rebirth.
553
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:44,391
Now, if not for you,
do it for your children.
554
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,089
He just waltzes in and cuts in line?
555
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,843
We reserve priority assistance
for our Hilton Honors members.
556
00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:23,263
The promotions are great.
You should check it out.
557
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,811
Hungry much?
558
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:34,107
Our business expense
allots $40 each for dinner.
559
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,860
I plan on grabbing
as many miles as I can.
560
00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:39,154
Okay, you got to fill me in
on the miles thing.
561
00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:40,572
What is that about?
562
00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:43,909
Are you talking about, like,
frequent flyer miles?
563
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,245
- You really want to know?
- I'm dying to know.
564
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,581
I don't spend a nickel if I can help it
565
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:52,751
unless it somehow profits
my mileage account.
566
00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:55,545
So, what are you saving up for,
Hawaii, South of France?
567
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,632
It's not like that. The miles are the goal.
568
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,967
That's it?
569
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,053
You're saving just to save?
570
00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,889
Let's just say that I have a number
in mind and I haven't hit it yet.
571
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,225
That's a little abstract.
What's the target?
572
00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,685
I'd rather not.
573
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:13,480
Is it a secret target?
574
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,816
It's 10 million miles.
575
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,903
Okay. Isn't 10 million just a number?
576
00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:23,156
- Pi's just a number.
- Well, we all need a hobby.
577
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:26,743
No, I...
I don't mean to belittle your collection.
578
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,745
I get it. It sounds cool.
579
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:32,582
I'd be the seventh person to do it.
More people have walked on the moon.
580
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:36,586
- Do they throw you a parade?
- You get lifetime executive status.
581
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,046
You get to meet the chief pilot,
582
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:39,214
- Maynard Finch.
- Wow.
583
00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:40,924
And they put your name
on the side of a plane.
584
00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:42,884
Men get such hard-ons
from putting their name on stuff.
585
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,136
You guys don't grow up.
It's like you need to pee on everything.
586
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,680
Now who's stereotyping?
587
00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:50,600
Fear of mortality. It's like,
"Yeah, you're gonna die one day."
588
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:53,478
And why do you suppose
that's singular to men?
589
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:55,105
Probably because you can't have babies.
590
00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:56,690
The baby argument.
591
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,488
If I had that many miles,
592
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,407
I would show up at an airport,
593
00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:08,868
look at the destination board,
pick a place and go.
594
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,865
Thanks for the advice.
595
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,093
Oh, Jesus.
596
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:30,283
Okay. Closer.
597
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:32,869
Way closer.
598
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,748
Still closer.
599
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:38,625
Closer. Okay.
600
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,795
A little left.
601
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,963
Okay, down a little.
602
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,716
Too far. Up. Up one more inch.
603
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,554
I don't get it. Why does your sister
want a fake photo?
604
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,224
My sister is kooky.
She thinks this is charming.
605
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:55,475
It's like the gnome thing.
606
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,268
No, I mean,
why would your sister want a fake photo
607
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,145
in front of the St. Louis airport?
608
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,106
Are you kidding, Lambert Field?
609
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,857
The Wright brothers flew through there.
610
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,069
That domed main terminal,
it's the first of its kind.
611
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:09,239
It's a precursor from everything,
from JFK to de Gaulle.
612
00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:11,991
- Pretty sweet.
- Just take the picture.
613
00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:17,163
Well, that's a keeper.
614
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,124
Let me see it.
615
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:21,918
Why she wants dozens of reminders
616
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:24,629
of all the places she hasn't been
is beyond me.
617
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,006
Well, I'm sure she'll be crushed
for having missed this airport.
618
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,008
Look, before Lindbergh could cross
the Atlantic,
619
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,010
he took off from one of those runways.
620
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,430
Do you ever wonder why they called it
the Spirit of St. Louis?
621
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,306
- No.
- Well...
622
00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:46,443
Do you know how fucked
this place is now?
623
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,570
I am the one thing, the one thing,
624
00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:52,490
preventing this place
from being totally fucked in the ass.
625
00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:01,207
Sometimes they just need to vent.
626
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:07,297
Please, for the love of God,
can I fire the next one?
627
00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:11,718
- Miss Barnes, thank you for joining us.
- I'm here to be fired, right?
628
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,971
Well, we're here to talk about
your future.
629
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:18,141
You don't have to sugarcoat it.
I get the drill.
630
00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,018
What are they offering?
631
00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:22,812
Inside the packet, you'll find a clearly
worked out severance package.
632
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,939
Give me the bullet points.
633
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:27,317
It's actually pretty good.
634
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:29,652
Three months' pay, six months' medical
635
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,655
and a full year of placement services
through our company, CTC.
636
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,533
Placement services. That's generous.
637
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:41,080
Commonly, it takes one month of
searching for every $10,000
638
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,332
you expect to earn in salary.
639
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,918
So, I could be looking for a while.
640
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,086
- Not necessarily.
- Don't even sweat it.
641
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:49,172
I'm pretty confident about my plans.
642
00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,758
- Really?
- Yeah.
643
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,178
There's this beautiful bridge
by my house.
644
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,931
I'm gonna go jump off it.
645
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:00,934
Natalie.
646
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:02,435
Hey!
647
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,145
Natalie!
648
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,573
People say these things all the time.
649
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:17,242
It's part of the trade.
650
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:18,826
- They do?
- Yeah.
651
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:21,579
I mean, they say crazy things.
652
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,873
They get worked up.
653
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:26,834
She was really calm.
654
00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:29,462
I think that's a good sign.
655
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:31,798
So, they don't ever actually do it?
656
00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,883
No. No, it's just talk.
657
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,469
How do you know? Do you follow up?
658
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,639
I mean, no.
Nothing good's gonna come of that.
659
00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:43,101
I wouldn't worry about it.
660
00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,020
This is what we do, Natalie.
661
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,983
We take people at their most fragile,
and we set them adrift.
662
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,323
You ready to go back in?
663
00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:00,410
All right, let's go. Come on.
664
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:47,415
No, I'm fine. Tell me something sweet.
665
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:49,834
I'll be back soon.
666
00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:53,171
I'm not really sure how long
this whole exercise is supposed to last.
667
00:43:53,255 --> 00:43:55,715
No, I don't even think of him that way.
He's old.
668
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:37,965
I'm done?
669
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,051
I wasn't expecting this. Not at all.
670
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,135
Just like that?
671
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:45,014
I'm disappointed that I've given
so much of my life...
672
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,432
This is not fair.
673
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,893
There are people that are gonna be
way more qualified than me now.
674
00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:51,270
I don't know what to do when I wake up
in the morning tomorrow.
675
00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:00,738
Are you okay?
676
00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:05,410
- Are we going?
- Yeah.
677
00:45:23,011 --> 00:45:25,930
This is how I start every day of my life.
678
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:31,394
Now, this is gonna be a little difficult,
so stay with me.
679
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:33,396
You have a new backpack.
680
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,899
Only this time,
I want you to fill it with people.
681
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,528
Start with casual acquaintances,
friends of friends,
682
00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:42,905
folks around the office.
683
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,073
And then you move into the people
684
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:46,159
that you trust with
your most intimate secrets.
685
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,911
Your cousins, your aunts, your uncles,
686
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:51,873
your brothers, your sisters,
your parents.
687
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,503
And finally your husband, your wife,
your boyfriend or your girlfriend.
688
00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:01,507
You get them into that backpack.
689
00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:06,262
Don't worry. I'm not gonna ask you
to light it on fire.
690
00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:09,807
Feel the weight of that bag.
691
00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,102
Make no mistake,
your relationships are the heaviest
692
00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,229
components in your life.
693
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:20,276
Do you feel the straps
cutting into your shoulders?
694
00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:27,200
All those negotiations and arguments
and secrets and compromises.
695
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,831
You don't need to carry all that weight.
696
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,626
Why don't you set that bag down?
697
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:41,047
Some animals were meant
to carry each other,
698
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,800
to live symbiotically for a lifetime.
699
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,969
Star-crossed lovers,
monogamous swans.
700
00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:49,055
We are not those animals.
701
00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:54,310
The slower we move, the faster we die.
702
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,562
We are not swans.
703
00:46:58,190 --> 00:46:59,732
We're sharks.
704
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,373
- Never?
- No.
705
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,416
- Ever?
- No.
706
00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,419
- You never want to get married?
- Nope.
707
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,839
- Never want kids?
- Not a chance.
708
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,757
- Ever?
- Never.
709
00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:28,261
- Is that so bizarre?
- Yes.
710
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,137
Yes, it is.
711
00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:33,057
I just don't see the value in it.
712
00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:36,394
- All right, sell it to me.
- What?
713
00:47:36,478 --> 00:47:38,271
Sell me marriage.
714
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,441
- Okay, how about love?
- Okay.
715
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,362
Stability, just somebody
you can count on.
716
00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:48,447
How many stable marriages
do you know?
717
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,450
Somebody to talk to,
someone to spend your life with.
718
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:55,538
I'm surrounded by people to talk to.
I doubt that's going to change.
719
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,791
How about just not dying alone?
720
00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:00,585
Starting when I was 12,
721
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:03,337
we moved each one of
my grandparents into a nursing facility.
722
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,214
My parents went the same way.
723
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,800
Make no mistake, we all die alone.
724
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:12,805
Now, those cult members in San Diego
with the Kool-Aid and the sneakers,
725
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,057
they didn't die alone.
726
00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:17,768
I'm just saying there are options.
727
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:22,231
Fuck.
728
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,276
Brian left me.
729
00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:34,285
All right.
730
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,331
Okay, okay. All right.
731
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:41,792
All right.
732
00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,212
Yeah.
733
00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:52,678
Hey.
734
00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:59,977
Natalie, this is Alex, my friend.
This is Natalie.
735
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,481
I should give you both a moment.
736
00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,316
No. No, that's fine.
737
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,110
I'm fine. It's a pleasure to meet you.
738
00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:12,865
Maybe we should just all go up
to our rooms and freshen up.
739
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,617
Or maybe a drink?
740
00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:15,785
Now you're talking.
741
00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:21,791
He broke up with you
over text message?
742
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:25,169
It's kind of like firing someone
over the Internet.
743
00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,172
What a weaselly prick.
744
00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:30,424
Yeah. But what does that make me?
745
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:33,052
- Someone who falls for a prick.
- We all fall for them.
746
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,930
Pricks are spontaneous,
they're unpredictable, and they're fun.
747
00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:39,308
And then we're surprised
when they turn out to be pricks.
748
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,477
I followed him to Omaha.
749
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:42,979
You did?
750
00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:44,814
I had a job waiting for me
in San Francisco
751
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,400
when he got an offer from ConAgra.
752
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:51,028
He said we could start a life together.
753
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,739
So, I followed him.
754
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,282
To Nebraska?
755
00:49:58,453 --> 00:50:00,579
I thought I'd be engaged by now.
756
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:02,832
No offense.
757
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:05,292
- None taken.
- That's all right.
758
00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:09,672
When I was 16,
I thought by 23 I'd be married,
759
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:11,465
maybe have a kid,
760
00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:14,593
corner office by day,
entertaining at night.
761
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,595
I was supposed to be driving
a Grand Cherokee by now.
762
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,598
Yeah, life can underwhelm you that way.
763
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:23,019
I mean, where did you think
you'd be by...
764
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,440
It doesn't work that way.
765
00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:29,567
At a certain point,
you stop with the deadlines.
766
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:31,402
It can be a little counterproductive.
767
00:50:31,486 --> 00:50:33,487
I don't want to say anything
that's anti-feminist.
768
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,907
I really appreciate everything
that your generation did for me.
769
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,492
- It was our pleasure.
- Well done.
770
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,537
But sometimes it feels like
no matter how much success I have,
771
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:44,248
it's not gonna matter
until I find the right guy.
772
00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,585
You really thought this guy
was the one?
773
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,962
I could have made it work.
774
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:53,174
He... He really fit the bill.
775
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,760
- You know?
- The bill?
776
00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,803
White-collar, college grad,
777
00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:02,808
loves dogs, likes funny movies,
6'1 ", brown hair, kind eyes,
778
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:07,021
works in finance but is outdoorsy,
you know, on the weekends.
779
00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:14,820
I always imagined he'd have a single
syllable name like Matt or John or Dave.
780
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:18,240
In a perfect world, he drives a 4Runner.
781
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:22,161
And the only thing he loves
more than me is his golden Lab.
782
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,164
And a nice smile.
783
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,336
- What about you?
- Let me think.
784
00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,216
You know, honestly,
by the time you're 34,
785
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:38,052
all the physical requirements
just go out the window.
786
00:51:38,136 --> 00:51:42,014
I mean, like, you secretly pray
that he'll be taller than you,
787
00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,642
and not an asshole would be nice.
788
00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:47,603
Just someone who enjoys my company,
comes from a good family.
789
00:51:47,687 --> 00:51:50,397
Because you don't think about that
when you're younger.
790
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:53,275
I don't know. Someone who wants kids.
791
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,195
Likes kids. Wants kids.
792
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,865
Healthy enough to play with his kids.
793
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,247
Please let him earn more money
than I do.
794
00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:09,291
You might not understand that now,
but believe me, you will one day.
795
00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:12,211
Otherwise, that's a recipe for disaster.
796
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,465
And hopefully some hair on his head,
797
00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:20,386
but, I mean, even that's not
a deal breaker these days.
798
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,391
A nice smile.
799
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:30,729
Yeah, a nice smile.
Nice smile just might do it.
800
00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:35,734
Wow, that was depressing.
801
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,114
- I should just date women.
- Tried it.
802
00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:42,908
We're no picnic ourselves.
803
00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:48,956
I don't mind being married to my career,
804
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:53,836
and I don't expect it to hold me in bed
as I fall asleep.
805
00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:00,050
I just don't want to settle.
806
00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:04,388
You're young. Right now you see
settling as some sort of a failure.
807
00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:07,141
It is, by definition.
808
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:12,313
Yeah. But by the time someone is right
for you, it won't feel like settling.
809
00:53:12,397 --> 00:53:13,856
And the only person left to judge you
810
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,651
will be the 23-year-old girl
with a target on your back.
811
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,908
So, what's the plan for the evening?
812
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:28,454
Well, we were gonna hit that party
for the tech conference at the hotel.
813
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:30,247
I didn't know you could just attend those.
814
00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:32,541
I thought you had to be registered.
815
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,001
Well, technically, I don't think
816
00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:36,795
- it's open to the public.
- Just gonna stop by.
817
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,298
You're gonna crash it?
818
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,967
- They throw a really nice party.
- Well, they have more money
819
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:44,470
- than they know what to do with.
- And they have a good time, usually.
820
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,805
No, no, I get it. I'm in.
821
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,370
Jennifer Chu?
822
00:54:09,996 --> 00:54:11,997
- Shit!
- It'll be fine.
823
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,355
Doing all right?
824
00:54:38,149 --> 00:54:40,276
Yeah. This was a great idea.
825
00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:44,154
You're so pretty.
826
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:48,367
You're exactly
what I wanna look like in 15 years.
827
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,577
Thank you, Natalie.
828
00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,538
You should dance.
829
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,376
- Come on.
- No, no, no.
830
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,003
Come on.
831
00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:19,064
- Hi. I'm Dave.
- I'm Natalie.
832
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,775
Who's Jennifer?
833
00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:24,945
I don't know.
834
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,199
All right.
How's everybody doing out there?
835
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:34,246
All right. Right about now, give it up
for a very special alphaTECH guest.
836
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,415
Young MC!
837
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,627
What's up, alphaTECH?
838
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,298
I got a busted computer at home.
Can somebody fix it for me?
839
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,041
Bust a move!
840
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,501
- Say, "Yeah!"
- Yeah!
841
00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,795
- Say, "Oh, yeah!"
- Oh, yeah!
842
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:26,548
- Say, "Bust a move!"
- Bust a move!
843
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,093
- Let me hear you say, "Yeah!"
- Yeah!
844
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,974
I want you to have a key to my place.
845
00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:42,773
Wow. I had no idea we were
at that point in our relationship.
846
00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:44,608
- Yes.
- Wow.
847
00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,614
Where is she?
848
00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:54,410
Lying in my bed I hear the
849
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:58,080
Clock tick and think of you
850
00:56:58,164 --> 00:57:01,125
Caught up in circles
851
00:57:01,209 --> 00:57:05,421
Confusion is nothing new
852
00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:06,922
Flash back
853
00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:09,174
To warm nights
854
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,844
Almost left behind
855
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:16,765
Suitcase of memories
856
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,434
Time after
857
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:21,353
Sometimes you picture me...
858
00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:28,819
Back home I don't get to act the way
I do with you.
859
00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:32,781
- That's why I don't have a back home.
- I know.
860
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,700
You're so cool.
861
00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:37,202
Mr. Empty Backpack.
862
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,497
- You know about my backpack?
- I googled you.
863
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:41,832
You did?
864
00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:44,460
It's what us modern girls do
when we have a crush.
865
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,296
Did it bother you?
866
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:48,547
It depends.
867
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:50,924
Is the bag empty
because you hate people
868
00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:53,093
or because you hate the baggage
that they come along with?
869
00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:55,637
I don't hate people.
I'm not exactly a hermit.
870
00:57:55,722 --> 00:58:00,225
You just don't want to be tied down
with the whole responsibility thing?
871
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:03,812
I don't know what originally sparked
the backpack.
872
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:05,898
Probably needed to be alone.
873
00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:11,403
Recently, I've been thinking
that I needed to empty the backpack
874
00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:14,656
before I knew what to put back in it.
875
00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:36,220
- Oh, no!
- I think we're out of gas.
876
00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:18,971
Hey. You're up?
877
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:23,141
Yeah, I have to fly standby
and make a meeting in Cincinnati.
878
00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:26,270
Okay.
879
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,856
I made you feel cheap.
880
00:59:30,608 --> 00:59:33,986
It's all right.
Just leave the money on the dresser.
881
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:37,823
I'll text you later
so we can swap schedules.
882
00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:42,327
Hey.
883
00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:46,039
I really like you.
884
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,419
- I like you, too.
- Good.
885
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,631
Go catch your plane.
886
01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:08,854
Last night...
887
01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:12,649
It was kind of out of hand,
and I said things...
888
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:17,237
I'm not actually sure of everything
that I said,
889
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:20,115
- but I didn't want you to think...
- Just relax.
890
01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:22,701
It was nice to see you cut loose.
891
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:25,329
So, did you wake him up or slip out?
892
01:00:27,081 --> 01:00:29,791
- What?
- This morning. Your new friend.
893
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,376
Did you wake him up
for an awkward goodbye
894
01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:34,546
or did you just slip out
and make him feel like a whore?
895
01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:39,676
- I just left.
- Protocol's always tricky.
896
01:00:43,097 --> 01:00:44,848
What happened to Alex?
897
01:00:44,932 --> 01:00:47,017
She had to leave town early
to get to a meeting.
898
01:00:47,101 --> 01:00:50,270
- That's too bad. Where does she live?
- Chicago.
899
01:00:51,522 --> 01:00:53,065
Thinking of going to see her?
900
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:55,484
We don't really have that
kind of relationship. Try right over there.
901
01:00:55,568 --> 01:00:57,152
That direction.
902
01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,906
What kind of relationship do you have?
903
01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,533
Well, you know, casual.
904
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:07,412
- Sounds pretty special.
- It works for us.
905
01:01:09,707 --> 01:01:12,125
Don't you think there's a future there?
906
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,503
I never really thought about it.
What's going on here?
907
01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:17,130
- Really never thought about it?
- No.
908
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:21,009
How can you not think about that?
909
01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:22,594
How does it not even cross your mind
910
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,388
that you might want
a future with someone?
911
01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:27,516
It's simple. You know that moment
when you look into somebody's eyes
912
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,893
and you can feel them
staring into your soul
913
01:01:29,977 --> 01:01:33,522
and the whole world goes quiet
just for a second?
914
01:01:33,606 --> 01:01:35,816
- Yes.
- Right. Well, I don't.
915
01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,069
- You're an asshole.
- No.
916
01:01:39,153 --> 01:01:40,987
Look, I'm just dicking around. Come on.
Give me a hand.
917
01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:42,531
Don't you think it's worth
giving her a chance?
918
01:01:42,615 --> 01:01:45,367
- A chance to what?
- A chance at something real.
919
01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:48,161
Natalie, your definition of real
is going to evolve as you get older.
920
01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:50,163
Can you stop condescending
for one second
921
01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:52,833
or is that one of the principles
of your bullshit philosophy?
922
01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:55,544
- Bullshit philosophy?
- The isolation, the traveling.
923
01:01:55,628 --> 01:01:58,171
- Is that supposed to be charming?
- No, it's simply a life choice.
924
01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:01,508
- It's a cocoon of self-banishment.
- Wow. Big words.
925
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,176
Screw you.
926
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,011
Screw you, too.
927
01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:07,597
You have set up a way of life
that basically makes it impossible
928
01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:09,599
for you to have any kind of
human connection.
929
01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,017
And now this woman comes along
930
01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:14,521
and somehow runs the gauntlet
of your ridiculous life choice
931
01:02:14,605 --> 01:02:18,191
and comes out on the other end smiling
just so you can call her "casual"?
932
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:21,069
I need to grow up? You're a 12-year-old.
933
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,655
I don't have a gauntlet...
934
01:02:26,784 --> 01:02:27,993
Fuck.
935
01:03:09,243 --> 01:03:11,787
Now, listen,
these Detroit guys can be tough.
936
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:12,996
They've been getting hammered.
937
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,123
So, you don't get distracted.
Stick with the simple stuff.
938
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:19,544
You get these packets in their hand
and you get them out the door, okay?
939
01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:34,559
Hey, welcome to Detroit.
940
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,311
What's going on here?
941
01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:38,438
I've been looking at those
great numbers over the last few days.
942
01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:40,774
I thought maybe we should just nut up
and give this a try.
943
01:03:40,858 --> 01:03:42,150
We could use a little more time.
944
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:45,153
Well, you got to leave the nest
at some point, huh?
945
01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,864
This is a real company, Craig.
We're here to do some damage.
946
01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:50,158
I know. It's a good thing
we brought our best, okay.
947
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:51,701
Let's stop screwing around.
948
01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:54,871
All right. Just give me a minute
to prepare and get my things together.
949
01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:58,333
I was thinking that Natalie
was going to take this one.
950
01:03:58,417 --> 01:03:59,918
She's hardly ready for that.
951
01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,212
I've been watching her results
the last few days. She's great.
952
01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:03,672
This is a whole other animal.
953
01:04:03,756 --> 01:04:05,799
You know, she created it
and everything, right?
954
01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:08,260
Natalie, are you not up for it?
955
01:04:10,471 --> 01:04:12,848
- Yeah, I'm game.
- That's my girl.
956
01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:18,436
Just remember, don't apologize,
don't tell them how hard this is for you.
957
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,856
Today's one of the worst days
they're ever gonna have in their life.
958
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,441
How we feel doesn't even compare.
959
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,361
- Got it.
- All right. Just keep it professional.
960
01:04:26,445 --> 01:04:27,946
You'll be fine.
961
01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:33,910
What's all this? What's going on?
962
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:37,747
Hello, Mr. Samuels.
I wish I were here with better news.
963
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:43,461
However, your position here
at Wertheimer's is no longer available.
964
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,755
What are you talking about?
965
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:48,633
You've been let go.
966
01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:51,303
Just like that?
967
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,681
Who are you?
968
01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,059
My name is Miss Keener,
969
01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:00,854
and I'm here today
to talk about your options.
970
01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:03,690
I worked for this company for 17 years
971
01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:06,484
and they send a fourth-grader
to can me?
972
01:05:07,528 --> 01:05:09,821
What the fuck is this?
973
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:21,541
It's perfectly normal to be upset.
974
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:24,252
However, the sooner you can
tell yourself that greater
975
01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:26,087
- opportunities are waiting for you...
- Greater opportunities?
976
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,423
I'm 57 fucking years old.
977
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:33,845
Anybody who ever built an empire
or changed the world
978
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,347
sat where you are now.
979
01:05:37,516 --> 01:05:41,436
And it's because they sat there
that they were able to do it.
980
01:05:45,524 --> 01:05:49,569
There's a packet in front of you. I want
you to take some time and review it.
981
01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:54,699
All the answers you're looking for
are inside those pages.
982
01:05:58,329 --> 01:06:00,205
The sooner you trust the process,
983
01:06:00,289 --> 01:06:03,959
the sooner the next step of your life
will unveil itself.
984
01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:12,926
I need you to go back to your office now
985
01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:16,096
and start putting together
your personal things.
986
01:06:33,906 --> 01:06:36,908
Mr. Samuels,
that's all we can discuss now.
987
01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:43,205
Mr. Samuels.
988
01:06:57,221 --> 01:06:58,847
Mr. Samuels!
989
01:07:15,072 --> 01:07:16,698
You did good.
990
01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:21,578
You okay? You want me to take over?
991
01:07:21,787 --> 01:07:23,580
No, I'm all right.
992
01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:41,389
No. Look, we just got here.
993
01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:44,225
That's one place.
I think we need to try a few more.
994
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:46,436
Maybe it doesn't make a difference,
995
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,022
but it's comforting to know
that we're in the next room.
996
01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:52,233
I know you don't give a shit
about my comfort.
997
01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:55,904
I think we could try a few more,
that's all I'm saying.
998
01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:00,909
Fine.
999
01:08:03,996 --> 01:08:06,498
All right. Okay. All right.
1000
01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:17,759
He thought you did a great job.
You did. I'm real proud of you.
1001
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,178
Thanks.
1002
01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,183
They're pulling us off the road.
1003
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:28,520
We're going home.
1004
01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:31,314
Really? For good?
1005
01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:33,650
Yeah.
1006
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,278
Good job.
1007
01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:06,975
I'm sorry about what I said about Alex.
That was out of line.
1008
01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:08,977
It's all right. I understand.
1009
01:09:09,061 --> 01:09:12,647
I mean, who am I to be doling out
relationship advice, right?
1010
01:09:12,731 --> 01:09:14,149
No kidding.
1011
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,530
Are you gonna be okay?
1012
01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:23,575
- What do you mean?
- In Omaha?
1013
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,121
I don't know.
1014
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,625
It's better than you'd think.
1015
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,303
Ryan.
1016
01:09:43,762 --> 01:09:45,972
Ryan. Where are you going?
1017
01:09:46,056 --> 01:09:48,725
I'm grabbing another flight.
Something I've got to take care of.
1018
01:09:48,809 --> 01:09:50,935
I'll see you back at home.
1019
01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:12,707
Okay, just walk it in a little.
1020
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,626
A little more.
1021
01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,378
There you go. Yeah.
1022
01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:22,383
Got it.
1023
01:10:26,096 --> 01:10:27,972
They're a cute couple.
1024
01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:31,309
- You think so?
- Yeah, they'll make cute kids.
1025
01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:35,313
How do you like Wisconsin in February?
1026
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,274
I like it if you're there.
1027
01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:40,318
And I know a killer burger in Milwaukee.
1028
01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,278
Northern Wisconsin.
1029
01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:46,407
What are you doing this weekend?
1030
01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:49,827
- No.
- What, I haven't...
1031
01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:53,706
- Well, you want me to be your date?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1032
01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:57,710
- At your sister's wedding?
- It's not like I know her that well.
1033
01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:00,880
Look, I'm not the wedding type, right?
1034
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:04,259
But for the first time in my life,
I don't want to be that guy alone at a bar.
1035
01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:07,136
I want a dance partner.
I want a "plus one."
1036
01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:10,556
And if you can stomach it,
I'd like it to be you.
1037
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:38,042
Excuse me. Are you available?
1038
01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:41,838
This line's for members
of our Matterhorn Program.
1039
01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:48,845
Hey. Ryan.
1040
01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:52,807
- Hey.
- Kara. Hi.
1041
01:11:52,891 --> 01:11:55,184
- Hi.
- Hey. Hi.
1042
01:11:55,352 --> 01:11:56,811
Alex, this is my sister Kara.
1043
01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:58,563
- Hi.
- Well, hello.
1044
01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:02,734
Ryan's told me nothing about you.
1045
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,237
So, you two are dating?
1046
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:11,284
- Not exactly.
- Well, hey, don't worry about it.
1047
01:12:11,368 --> 01:12:14,620
We're all getting a little old
to be calling someone girlfriend.
1048
01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:17,165
I remember when Mom
used to call Jack her boyfriend.
1049
01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:21,169
God. Drove me up the wall.
Boyfriends are for kids, right?
1050
01:12:22,796 --> 01:12:24,881
So, what are you doing at the hotel?
1051
01:12:24,965 --> 01:12:30,553
Yeah. Okay, Frank and I are trying out
a trial separation.
1052
01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:32,680
I'm sorry.
So, you're not staying at the house?
1053
01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,766
No, there was a room on hold here,
1054
01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:37,685
so I thought I'd just take it
for the weekend.
1055
01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:43,483
- So, the rehearsal dinner.
- Yeah, tonight. I'll see you two there.
1056
01:12:47,946 --> 01:12:49,364
Nice digs.
1057
01:12:52,493 --> 01:12:54,202
There's a packet.
1058
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,418
Hey, look who's here.
1059
01:13:03,003 --> 01:13:04,504
- Oh, my God!
- He finally made it.
1060
01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:06,714
- Oh, my God! Ryan!
- Hey.
1061
01:13:08,592 --> 01:13:09,801
Hi.
1062
01:13:10,969 --> 01:13:14,389
- You must be Alex.
- Yes, I am. Hi. How are you?
1063
01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:17,433
- You are so beautiful. Kara was right.
- Thank you.
1064
01:13:19,561 --> 01:13:23,773
Gosh. You look so grown-up.
1065
01:13:23,982 --> 01:13:26,067
I do?
You're the one that's getting married.
1066
01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:27,902
I know, right?
1067
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:31,447
You haven't even seen my ring.
1068
01:13:32,866 --> 01:13:34,742
- Look at that.
- It's lovely.
1069
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,453
- Jim designed it.
- That's...
1070
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,038
Hey, Jim.
1071
01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:43,334
- Hey.
- How's it going?
1072
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,962
- Hey. I'm Ryan.
- Jim. Good to meet you.
1073
01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:48,172
- Alex. Pleasure.
- Pleasure.
1074
01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:51,426
Thank you, guys, for coming.
1075
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:53,219
Brother!
1076
01:13:55,305 --> 01:13:57,932
- It's true, though.
- Yeah, it's crazy.
1077
01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:01,102
I got the pictures you asked me to get.
1078
01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:03,688
You can just put them right there.
1079
01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,358
Yeah, okay.
1080
01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:38,848
You got so many of them up there,
I almost didn't have room.
1081
01:14:38,932 --> 01:14:42,143
I know. It's so great.
Everyone just chipped in.
1082
01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:45,980
What gave you the idea
to do something so...
1083
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:47,064
Substantial.
1084
01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:53,112
Well, Jim has a lot of our nest egg
invested in this real estate venture.
1085
01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:55,865
It's a real estate investment.
1086
01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:58,910
It's exciting,
but we went over our finances and...
1087
01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:00,912
A honeymoon just kind of at this state
in the game
1088
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:02,997
just doesn't really seem affordable.
1089
01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:05,249
So, you know, we just thought,
1090
01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:08,920
"Just because we can't travel
doesn't mean we can't have pictures."
1091
01:15:09,004 --> 01:15:11,631
- No, I think that's a fabulous idea.
- Yeah, it's a good one.
1092
01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:14,467
I mean,
the concept is turnkey everything.
1093
01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:17,053
Okay? You buy a maintenance contract
when you get the home.
1094
01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:19,472
You know, we'll whack your weeds,
we'll change your light bulbs.
1095
01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:20,932
Furniture, you can bring your own
1096
01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:23,226
or else you can pick one
of our beautiful packages.
1097
01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:26,020
Seamless traditionalism,
yet all the perks.
1098
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:27,355
Nice.
1099
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:29,190
And we all need a place to call our own.
1100
01:15:29,274 --> 01:15:32,401
This is America.
This is what we were promised.
1101
01:15:32,986 --> 01:15:35,196
- It's a nice touch.
- What?
1102
01:15:35,447 --> 01:15:38,533
The bit at the end about the promise.
I like that part.
1103
01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:40,284
Thanks.
1104
01:15:42,913 --> 01:15:46,249
You... You still renting
that one-bedroom?
1105
01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:49,877
- No. I gave it up.
- So, you own now?
1106
01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:52,088
- No.
- But you're looking?
1107
01:15:53,298 --> 01:15:54,882
No, not really.
1108
01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,135
So, you're just good?
1109
01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:00,221
I'm good.
1110
01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,306
Well, that's good.
1111
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:05,726
Can you believe it's tomorrow?
How are you gonna sleep?
1112
01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:07,311
I don't know.
1113
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:11,315
- Well, do you want some Xanax?
- I don't think that's for sleeping.
1114
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:15,152
Yeah. No, I think I'll just have
a glass of warm milk.
1115
01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:18,030
- That'll do the trick.
- Okay. See you tomorrow.
1116
01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:19,407
- Okay.
- Bye.
1117
01:16:19,491 --> 01:16:20,491
Bye.
1118
01:16:20,617 --> 01:16:22,910
Hey. There's another box inside.
1119
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:24,704
- I'll grab it.
- You sure?
1120
01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,497
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1121
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:38,926
- Jim seems like a good guy.
- Yeah, isn't he great?
1122
01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:41,679
He's going to make a great husband.
1123
01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:45,266
You know, Julie, I was thinking,
1124
01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:48,102
you know, with Dad not being here,
1125
01:16:49,771 --> 01:16:53,691
I was wondering if you had anybody
to walk you down the aisle.
1126
01:16:55,527 --> 01:16:56,694
Yeah.
1127
01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:00,531
No, Jim's uncle is gonna do it.
1128
01:17:00,949 --> 01:17:03,159
He's been really supportive.
1129
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,119
He's been great.
1130
01:17:05,203 --> 01:17:08,331
Well, good. That's great.
I just wanted to make sure that you...
1131
01:17:09,249 --> 01:17:12,043
I wanted you to be covered, that's all.
1132
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,632
So, I should be there, what?
1133
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,134
Yeah, the guests
are arriving around 5:00,
1134
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:24,305
and things get going at 5:30,
so around then.
1135
01:17:24,389 --> 01:17:25,765
Okay.
1136
01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:32,563
Let me... I'm gonna help you with those.
1137
01:17:33,273 --> 01:17:34,565
Got it.
1138
01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:38,069
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
1139
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,164
None of that was here.
1140
01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:51,999
This is all new.
1141
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,512
Really?
1142
01:18:05,555 --> 01:18:07,848
- Is that all you got?
- What?
1143
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,108
Give me a boost.
1144
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,444
Watch...
1145
01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:22,863
Hang on.
1146
01:18:30,163 --> 01:18:31,831
I took Geography in here.
1147
01:18:32,999 --> 01:18:35,501
You ever fool around
with one of your teachers?
1148
01:18:35,585 --> 01:18:38,629
- No. Did you?
- No. Not until college.
1149
01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:46,303
That's me on the right.
1150
01:18:48,348 --> 01:18:50,266
It's kind of hard to tell.
1151
01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:52,810
You can tell by the eyebrows.
1152
01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:56,021
- You played basketball?
- I was a point guard.
1153
01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:57,565
Don't act so surprised.
1154
01:18:57,649 --> 01:19:00,234
I didn't know you were such a jock.
1155
01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:02,695
That's me, too.
1156
01:19:03,947 --> 01:19:05,322
And that.
1157
01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:10,244
- My first fight.
- How'd it go?
1158
01:19:10,328 --> 01:19:12,079
Got my ass kicked.
1159
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:15,666
This is where we used to go
to make out.
1160
01:19:16,376 --> 01:19:19,587
Yes. Yeah. This is very romantic.
1161
01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:27,595
Go, Cougars!
1162
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,561
I'm really happy I came here.
1163
01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:37,271
So am I.
1164
01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:44,445
It's Kara.
1165
01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,531
- Hey.
- Ryan, where are you?
1166
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,241
We're having a meltdown here.
1167
01:19:49,367 --> 01:19:50,409
What's going on? What happened?
1168
01:19:50,494 --> 01:19:52,912
It's Jim. Can you get back here?
We need your help.
1169
01:19:52,996 --> 01:19:54,288
Okay.
1170
01:19:55,999 --> 01:19:57,541
We got to go.
1171
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,005
- I'll grab your suit.
- Thanks.
1172
01:20:22,734 --> 01:20:25,486
- What happened?
- Jim's got cold feet.
1173
01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:28,447
- Today?
- Yeah, that's how cold feet work.
1174
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:31,116
- What do you want me to do?
- Talk to him.
1175
01:20:31,201 --> 01:20:34,245
- You want me to talk to him?
- Hey, it's either you or me.
1176
01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:36,997
You know my track record.
I've already struck out once.
1177
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:39,333
I haven't been to bat.
I haven't been in the dugout.
1178
01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:41,794
Don't you talk for a living?
Motivational-type stuff?
1179
01:20:41,878 --> 01:20:44,088
I tell people how to avoid commitment.
1180
01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,340
What kind of
fucked-up message is that?
1181
01:20:46,424 --> 01:20:47,883
- It's a philosophy.
- It's stupid.
1182
01:20:47,968 --> 01:20:49,760
Hey, it could have helped you.
1183
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:55,724
Ryan, you haven't been around much.
Fuck, basically, you don't exist to us.
1184
01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,978
I know you wanna be there for her.
1185
01:20:59,771 --> 01:21:02,815
Well, here it is. This is your chance.
1186
01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:26,672
Hey. What's up, Ryan?
1187
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,718
- Jim.
- You ever read this before?
1188
01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:35,472
- Yeah, it's pretty powerful stuff.
- Yeah, I'll say.
1189
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:43,981
Kara mentioned that
you were having some thoughts.
1190
01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:48,819
I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this.
1191
01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:52,573
And why would you say that today?
1192
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:58,412
Well, last night I was kind of laying
in bed and I couldn't get to sleep,
1193
01:21:58,496 --> 01:22:00,789
so I started thinking about the wedding
and the ceremony,
1194
01:22:00,874 --> 01:22:04,793
and about our buying a house
and moving in together,
1195
01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:07,755
and having a kid
and then having another kid.
1196
01:22:07,839 --> 01:22:11,759
And then Christmas
and Thanksgiving and spring break
1197
01:22:11,843 --> 01:22:15,179
and going to football games. And then,
all of a sudden, they're graduating,
1198
01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:17,097
they're getting jobs,
and they're getting married,
1199
01:22:17,182 --> 01:22:19,433
and, you know, I'm a grandparent.
1200
01:22:19,517 --> 01:22:23,020
And then I'm retired. I'm losing my hair.
I'm getting fat.
1201
01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:25,314
And then the next thing you know,
I'm dead.
1202
01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:29,360
I'm just, like... I can't stop
from thinking, "What's the point?"
1203
01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:36,909
- I mean, what is the point?
- The point?
1204
01:22:36,993 --> 01:22:39,662
Yeah, I mean, what am I starting here?
1205
01:22:41,581 --> 01:22:44,124
Jim, it's marriage.
1206
01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:49,880
It's one of the most beautiful things
on earth. It's what people aspire to.
1207
01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:53,133
- You never got married.
- That's true.
1208
01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:57,096
- I mean, you never even tried.
- Well, it's hard to define try.
1209
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,639
I don't know, just...
1210
01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:00,891
You seem happier
than all my married friends.
1211
01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:07,189
Look, Jim, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Marriage can be a pain in the ass.
1212
01:23:07,273 --> 01:23:12,152
And you're kind of right. This all is just
stuff that leads to your eventual demise.
1213
01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:14,321
- Yes.
- And we're all on running clocks,
1214
01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,573
and they can't be slowed down
or paused,
1215
01:23:16,658 --> 01:23:20,160
and, you know,
we all end up in the same place.
1216
01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:21,578
Yeah.
1217
01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:24,623
There is no point.
1218
01:23:24,708 --> 01:23:27,418
There is no point.
That's what I'm saying.
1219
01:23:32,590 --> 01:23:34,133
You know,
1220
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:38,679
I'm not normally the guy
you would talk to about stuff like this.
1221
01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:44,810
If you think about it,
1222
01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:50,983
your favorite memories, the most
important moments in your life,
1223
01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:52,609
were you alone?
1224
01:23:54,654 --> 01:23:56,196
No, I guess not.
1225
01:23:57,449 --> 01:24:01,201
Hey, come to think of it, last night,
the night before your wedding,
1226
01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:03,203
when all this shit
is swirling around in your head,
1227
01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:05,539
weren't you guys
sleeping in separate bedrooms?
1228
01:24:05,623 --> 01:24:07,458
Yeah, Julie went back to the apartment,
1229
01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:10,627
and I was just by myself
in the honeymoon suite.
1230
01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:13,964
- Kind of lonely, huh?
- Yes, it was pretty lonely.
1231
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,970
- Life's better with company.
- Yeah.
1232
01:24:21,097 --> 01:24:23,265
Everybody needs a co-pilot.
1233
01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:27,686
- That was a nice touch.
- Thanks.
1234
01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:34,735
- So, what's the mood like out there?
- It's not good.
1235
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,905
- She's pretty pissed?
- She's upset.
1236
01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:42,409
What should I do?
1237
01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,704
Go get her.
1238
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:03,680
I'm such a fuck-up. I love you so much.
1239
01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:06,391
Will you be my co-pilot?
1240
01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:10,562
Yes. Yes.
1241
01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:17,820
Welcome home.
1242
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:55,686
Okay, this is your stop.
1243
01:28:03,152 --> 01:28:07,114
- When am I gonna see you?
- You're just gonna have to come visit.
1244
01:28:07,865 --> 01:28:09,491
So settled.
1245
01:28:11,202 --> 01:28:13,203
You're not gonna change on me,
are you?
1246
01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:16,790
No. Same guy. Just one address.
1247
01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,085
This is your final boarding call
1248
01:28:20,169 --> 01:28:23,213
for American Airlines
flight number 3972 to Chicago.
1249
01:28:25,258 --> 01:28:27,968
All right. Call me when you get lonely.
1250
01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:32,639
I'm lonely.
1251
01:29:06,257 --> 01:29:07,966
Some guy sits down
in a conference room somewhere
1252
01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:11,595
and our server routes his session
to one of our termination engineers.
1253
01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:13,513
"Termination engineers"? Really?
1254
01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:16,058
I preferred "terminators,"
but it bumped with Legal.
1255
01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:17,601
Can't imagine why.
1256
01:29:17,685 --> 01:29:19,686
They follow a workflow
that takes them through anything
1257
01:29:19,771 --> 01:29:21,313
from a standard dismissal
to a violent aggressor.
1258
01:29:21,397 --> 01:29:23,940
What are they doing now?
Are they practicing?
1259
01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:27,444
Well, beta testing, role-playing.
We go live at the end of the month.
1260
01:29:28,237 --> 01:29:30,405
Kyle, you're running through the events
too quickly.
1261
01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:32,657
You need to give them time
to acknowledge each statement, okay?
1262
01:29:32,742 --> 01:29:34,493
It's a legal thing.
1263
01:29:35,119 --> 01:29:37,454
- Ryan?
- Yeah. There's more?
1264
01:29:45,129 --> 01:29:46,713
This is ridiculous.
1265
01:29:46,798 --> 01:29:48,840
But, you know, Legal's really starting to
come hard at me
1266
01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:51,635
on this term "terminate," so...
1267
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:31,883
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together
1268
01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:35,095
for today's challenge speaker,
Mr. Ryan Bingham.
1269
01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:38,849
Go get them.
1270
01:30:49,318 --> 01:30:52,404
Last year, I flew 350,000 miles.
1271
01:30:54,073 --> 01:30:55,740
The moon is 250.
1272
01:30:58,995 --> 01:31:03,457
I want you to imagine for a second
that you're carrying a backpack.
1273
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:06,251
I want you to feel the straps
on your shoulders.
1274
01:31:07,211 --> 01:31:08,712
You feel them?
1275
01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:14,885
Now I want you to pack it with
all the stuff that you have in your life.
1276
01:31:16,387 --> 01:31:21,224
Start with the little things,
the things on shelves and in drawers.
1277
01:31:41,370 --> 01:31:42,829
Excuse me.
1278
01:31:46,459 --> 01:31:48,251
What the fuck are you doing?
1279
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:50,420
Okay, everyone, just relax.
1280
01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:18,114
- Hey, you gotta sign.
- Thought I did that already.
1281
01:32:19,450 --> 01:32:21,535
- Okay, thank you.
- All right.
1282
01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:27,749
Hey, you forgot to give me
your Hertz No.1 Gold Card!
1283
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:05,412
So, I was in the neighborhood.
1284
01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:11,459
Hey! Hey, wait! Wait, wait.
1285
01:33:20,469 --> 01:33:24,389
- Hey, honey, who's at the door?
- It's just somebody who's lost.
1286
01:34:23,366 --> 01:34:24,699
Alex?
1287
01:34:24,784 --> 01:34:27,744
What were you thinking,
showing up at my door like that?
1288
01:34:27,828 --> 01:34:29,996
What do you mean? I...
I wanted to see you.
1289
01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:32,999
I didn't know you had a family.
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
1290
01:34:33,084 --> 01:34:34,334
Look, I'm sorry I ruined your evening,
1291
01:34:34,418 --> 01:34:36,670
but, I mean, you could have seriously
screwed things up for me.
1292
01:34:36,754 --> 01:34:40,298
That's my family. That's my real life.
1293
01:34:43,427 --> 01:34:45,345
I thought I was a part of your real life.
1294
01:34:47,014 --> 01:34:49,140
I thought we signed up
for the same thing.
1295
01:34:51,227 --> 01:34:55,105
Try and help me understand
exactly what it is that you signed up for.
1296
01:34:56,482 --> 01:34:59,484
I thought our relationship
was perfectly clear.
1297
01:34:59,568 --> 01:35:03,446
I mean, you are an escape.
1298
01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:10,161
You're a break from our normal lives.
You're a parenthesis.
1299
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,875
I'm a parenthesis?
1300
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,168
I mean...
1301
01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:22,298
What do you want?
Tell me what you want.
1302
01:35:28,305 --> 01:35:30,306
You don't even know what you want.
1303
01:35:33,018 --> 01:35:35,019
I'm a grown-up, okay?
1304
01:35:35,438 --> 01:35:39,524
So, if you would like to see me again,
then give me a call.
1305
01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:42,694
Okay?
1306
01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:02,088
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
a special announcement to make.
1307
01:36:02,173 --> 01:36:06,593
Our pilot has just informed me that we
are passing over the city of Dubuque,
1308
01:36:06,677 --> 01:36:09,262
which might not mean much
to most of you,
1309
01:36:09,346 --> 01:36:11,890
but means a lot
to one of our flyers today.
1310
01:36:11,974 --> 01:36:16,853
- Oh, no.
- Because he just hit 10 million miles!
1311
01:36:20,566 --> 01:36:22,108
Congratulations.
1312
01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:25,737
- Such an amazing accomplishment.
- You must be very, very excited.
1313
01:36:26,447 --> 01:36:29,032
- Hi, Captain.
- Captain.
1314
01:36:29,116 --> 01:36:30,825
That seat taken?
1315
01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:33,119
No. No.
1316
01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:42,420
You're the youngest yet to hit 10 mil.
1317
01:36:43,756 --> 01:36:48,843
- Don't know where you found the time.
- Yeah. I don't know.
1318
01:36:50,554 --> 01:36:51,971
Oh, yeah.
1319
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:56,559
Here you go.
1320
01:36:58,896 --> 01:37:02,732
Seventh card we've made. Small club.
1321
01:37:06,195 --> 01:37:08,655
We really appreciate your loyalty.
1322
01:37:11,909 --> 01:37:14,828
You know how many times
I thought about this moment?
1323
01:37:17,206 --> 01:37:20,500
Played out the conversation
that you and I would have right here.
1324
01:37:20,584 --> 01:37:21,876
Really?
1325
01:37:24,922 --> 01:37:26,923
What did you want to say?
1326
01:37:31,929 --> 01:37:33,888
You know, I don't remember.
1327
01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:39,269
That's all right. It happens to all of us.
1328
01:37:43,774 --> 01:37:45,775
So, where are you from?
1329
01:37:51,907 --> 01:37:53,491
I'm from here.
1330
01:38:12,136 --> 01:38:13,845
Hello, Mr. Bingham.
1331
01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:18,308
- How did you know it was me?
- This is your dedicated line.
1332
01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:21,728
We reserve them for our most loyal
and appreciated flyers.
1333
01:38:21,812 --> 01:38:23,605
I'd like to transfer some of my miles.
1334
01:38:23,689 --> 01:38:26,858
Can I open up an account
to Jim and Julie Miller?
1335
01:38:27,484 --> 01:38:29,944
Certainly. How many miles
would you like to transfer?
1336
01:38:30,029 --> 01:38:32,697
How many miles does it take
to circle the globe?
1337
01:38:32,781 --> 01:38:36,910
We have our round-the-world tickets.
They're 500,000 miles each.
1338
01:38:36,994 --> 01:38:38,661
- That'd be fine.
- Got a second?
1339
01:38:38,746 --> 01:38:40,038
I'll call you back.
1340
01:38:40,122 --> 01:38:41,164
What the hell happened
to you yesterday?
1341
01:38:41,248 --> 01:38:42,916
I was trying to get hold of you all day.
1342
01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:46,419
I was... Some personal stuff.
What's going on?
1343
01:38:46,503 --> 01:38:48,796
Do you remember Karen Barnes,
1344
01:38:49,798 --> 01:38:53,384
part of a 30-person reduction
a few weeks back in Wichita?
1345
01:38:53,469 --> 01:38:55,219
Natalie fired her.
1346
01:38:55,804 --> 01:38:58,014
I fire dozens of people a day. I...
1347
01:38:58,098 --> 01:39:00,850
She killed herself, jumped off a bridge.
1348
01:39:02,895 --> 01:39:04,103
Fuck.
1349
01:39:04,563 --> 01:39:06,064
I need to know
1350
01:39:06,148 --> 01:39:10,109
if you remember any woman
that gave you any signals, depression...
1351
01:39:10,194 --> 01:39:11,778
They're all depressed.
We're firing them.
1352
01:39:11,862 --> 01:39:14,697
Hey, I need to ask you this stuff, okay?
1353
01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:18,868
No, I don't remember anything.
You never think that they're...
1354
01:39:21,497 --> 01:39:23,206
You don't remember any woman
that gave you any signals?
1355
01:39:23,290 --> 01:39:26,542
- Anything at all, Ryan?
- No, nothing stands out.
1356
01:39:30,339 --> 01:39:32,966
- Natalie all right?
- Natalie quit.
1357
01:39:37,221 --> 01:39:40,056
- She quit?
- Text message.
1358
01:39:41,767 --> 01:39:44,644
Yeah, fucking nice, right?
No one's got any manners any more.
1359
01:39:45,729 --> 01:39:49,399
- She say where she was going?
- No. She was a little upset.
1360
01:39:51,777 --> 01:39:53,903
I should give her a call.
1361
01:39:56,991 --> 01:39:59,158
I need you back in the air.
1362
01:40:02,746 --> 01:40:06,249
Hey, did you hear what I said?
I thought you'd be thrilled about that.
1363
01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:08,876
It's fine.
What about the videoconferencing?
1364
01:40:08,961 --> 01:40:12,630
CTC is going to pause
the new-media front.
1365
01:40:12,715 --> 01:40:15,133
They're gonna give it
some more thought.
1366
01:40:15,217 --> 01:40:17,135
We are gonna get
our workhorses back in the air,
1367
01:40:17,219 --> 01:40:19,554
doing what they do best, okay?
1368
01:40:20,973 --> 01:40:25,143
- How long are you sending me out?
- We're gonna let you sail and sail.
1369
01:40:25,227 --> 01:40:28,229
You send us a postcard
if you ever get there.
1370
01:40:42,286 --> 01:40:44,287
So, what happened?
1371
01:40:45,914 --> 01:40:49,876
- How exactly do you mean?
- You graduated top of your class.
1372
01:40:50,502 --> 01:40:53,212
You seemed to have your pick
of employment, including right here.
1373
01:40:53,297 --> 01:40:56,716
Instead you went to Omaha
to fire people for a living?
1374
01:40:58,802 --> 01:41:01,095
- It's challenging work.
- I'll say.
1375
01:41:02,264 --> 01:41:05,224
I can't imagine doing that day in,
day out.
1376
01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:07,060
Not in this climate.
1377
01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:11,147
I followed a boy.
1378
01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:18,154
Well, I guess everybody does that
at one point or another.
1379
01:41:24,495 --> 01:41:26,537
This guy says I'd be lucky to have you.
1380
01:41:26,997 --> 01:41:29,123
To whom it may concern,
1381
01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:32,418
I can't even count the number of people
I've fired in my lifetime.
1382
01:41:32,503 --> 01:41:36,339
So many that I've actually forgotten
what it's like to hire somebody.
1383
01:41:36,423 --> 01:41:40,384
We've never met, but I know
you'd be lucky to have Natalie Keener.
1384
01:41:41,261 --> 01:41:44,180
My advice?
Take her and don't look back.
1385
01:41:44,264 --> 01:41:47,141
She'll be the best decision
you've made in a long time.
1386
01:41:51,688 --> 01:41:53,648
I sure hope he's right.
1387
01:42:05,035 --> 01:42:07,120
Well, I don't have a lot of hope,
1388
01:42:07,204 --> 01:42:09,956
and I really don't know
when it's gonna get better.
1389
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:12,792
There's a lot of people unemployed,
1390
01:42:12,876 --> 01:42:17,004
and I really don't know when there's
gonna be light at the end of the tunnel.
1391
01:42:17,548 --> 01:42:19,799
I can't find much to talk about.
1392
01:42:19,883 --> 01:42:22,218
Talk about being proud.
I'm proud of my kids.
1393
01:42:22,302 --> 01:42:27,765
I think the anger comes from the fact
that I just wasn't needed any more.
1394
01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:29,767
I would say, you know,
1395
01:42:30,477 --> 01:42:34,564
without my friends and my family,
I wouldn't have made it.
1396
01:42:34,648 --> 01:42:37,441
It would have been a lot tougher if
I would have had to make it on my own.
1397
01:42:37,526 --> 01:42:41,529
When I wake up in the morning
and I look over and I see my wife,
1398
01:42:43,031 --> 01:42:44,574
that gives me the sense of purpose.
1399
01:42:44,658 --> 01:42:47,785
It's not all about the money.
Money can keep you warm.
1400
01:42:47,870 --> 01:42:51,247
It pays your heating bills, you know.
It can buy you a blanket.
1401
01:42:52,791 --> 01:42:56,836
But it's not as... Doesn't keep you as
warm as when my husband holds me.
1402
01:42:57,588 --> 01:43:01,257
Let me get up. Let me get out.
Let me find something.
1403
01:43:02,926 --> 01:43:06,053
So, my kids are my purpose, my family.
1404
01:43:36,168 --> 01:43:38,211
Tonight most people
will be welcomed home
1405
01:43:38,295 --> 01:43:40,796
by jumping dogs and squealing kids.
1406
01:43:41,965 --> 01:43:45,843
Their spouses will ask about their day,
and tonight they'll sleep.
1407
01:43:46,845 --> 01:43:50,640
The stars will wheel forth
from their daytime hiding places.
1408
01:43:52,309 --> 01:43:55,978
And one of those lights,
slightly brighter than the rest,
1409
01:43:56,063 --> 01:43:58,481
will be my wingtip passing over.
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1410
01:46:09,404 --> 01:46:11,364
Hi, Jason. My name is Kevin,
1411
01:46:11,448 --> 01:46:13,824
and I recently lost my job.
1412
01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:19,747
I wrote this song as sort of
a statement about uncertainty
1413
01:46:19,831 --> 01:46:23,376
and having a certain amount of anxiety
about the future.
1414
01:46:24,961 --> 01:46:27,630
So, maybe you can use it in your movie.
1415
01:46:28,000 --> 04:46:27,630
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