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There, take it. Enjoy it.

- That's the last drop. - Pour it on the wound.

You Yankees are pretty sensitive.

But I'm sure it's not as bad as you make it look.

You can talk. Ever had a bullet in your butt?

Go!

- Bad idea to follow the rails. - Believe me, gringo.

We have to catch this train if we want to get out of here.

- And how do you want to catch up, dumbass? - Trains don't move at night.

There's hoodlums and thiefs hiding everywhere around here.

- When we follow the rails... - Cursed be the day I met you.

- Iwas a gentleman before that. - No, you were a starveling, just like now.

Yes, a starveling, but also a gentleman.

Zihu... Zihuatan...

Zihuatanexo! You call that reading?

What's that?

I'm sorry, sefior. We're out of tickets.

- And who sells the tickets? - The regraters.

There's a revolution. The black market's flourishing.

And where can I find these regraters?

- Where's he taking us? - Trust me, gringo.

They're all honest folks here. Come with me!

This way!

Don Pedro Arista. At your service.

That's progress, gringo. It was much worse back then.

Well, we need two third class tickets to Durango.

Sure. Durango... Durango... Third class.

- 20 pesos. - 20 pesos?

- Where are we supposed to get 20 pesos? - Well...

You do have the horses.

They are shitty, but you could sell them.

This is a great oppofcunity, sir.

You have to take a look at it Here we are.

No, these are the horses. Here, two fullbreeds.

Perfect teeth, as you can see. And take a look at this ankle joint.

Have you ever seen an ankle joint like this?

One bag of oat and they run 80 miles an hour.

Not to mention these fiery eyes...

They're two rodeo horses. They never get tired, sir!

Thank you.

- What? 20 pesos for two horses like these? - Well, they're totally crappy.

Nevermind. 20's fine for us.

Here's the 20 pesos, Pedro Arista. Give us the tickets.

Not possible.

I can't, senor. 20 pesos aren't enough anymore.

- Now it's 40. Durango is in demand. - Damn cutthroat!

Time flies by and the prices go up. That's the revolution.

- Well, how much? - 20 pesos.

- 20 pesos? - Yeah, but including the belts.

Deal. What do we need them for, anyway?

Hey, gringo!

We need the money for the train. Let's go.

Here's the 40 pesos.

Still not enough?

She's so beautiful...

Have a good trip, sefior.

Die, you bloodsucker!

What the hell's wrong with you?

- Again? - But no...

I just looked at those two over there. They're American, like me.

But you're no American, you're a have-not.

- Third class is back there. - Oh, back there? Not here?

All aboard! We're depafcing!

We're depafcing!

What's up? What happened?

- Take a look at her. - So what?

Not so loud.

I have half an idea in my head, concerning those two.

Well, mercifully just half of it...

The last time you had a full one, we fetched up in Guatemala.

The idea with Guatemala was yours, buddy.

- Ijust followed you. - But, no.

- I followed you. - Yeah.

You said there was platinum in Guatemala. So I said: "Let's go get it".

- Wasn't it like that? - Everybody can make a mistake, right?

But this time, my friend, there's oil waiting for us in Texas.

Go there alone. I'm going back home.

- What, you want to close our company? - What's two times zero?

Nothing! I'm nobody's pafcner, understood?

This oil thing is just like the platinum was. You won't take me for another ride!

Good, then do whatever you want. I'll go searching for oil.

And you, go wherever you want.

Maybe I'll go searching for oil, but not with you!

I'd like to start over again, as pure as a dove!

- Do you have half a cigar? - Half a cigar?

I already smoked my socks out of despair.

Hello, my boy.

You like the Sierra? Nice, huh? Gold, bandits and sheeps everywhere.

Just look! Look!

You like to travel, right? Enjoy the view!

Texas?

Louisiana?

Colorado?

Damn!

A wound at a, how should I say... At an embarrassing spot.

May I introduce myself?

Pleasure.

It's nice to see compatriots when you're abroad.

No, don't!

I'm going to... ljust came from Guatemala.

And there I found...

I didn't find shit there.

Cigar?

Please.

A magnificent cigar, my lady.

You can't find these in Guatemala. You can't find anything there.

Depends on what you're looking for.

I, for example, always stay where I have everything in reach.

You didn't make a big impression on these two.

Right.

But I hope I can do better with you.

- American? - Don't insult me!

I'm French through and through.

But you look pitifully run-down.

- You can see that? - You can smell it more than you see it.

Don't be silly. You can remain seated.

I'm used to much worse in this damned country.

You do well to leave it.

I probably shouldn't say that, but it's a country full of parasites.

But I'm not leaving.

There's a lot of things in Mexico that interest me a lot.

Yes, yes, women's famous curiosity.

That comes from my profession. I'm interested in everything that happens.

- And what interests you in Mexico? - Pancho Villa, for example.

Are you insane? You don't want us to get killed, do you?

Pancho Villa is the leader of the revolution. Don't you know that?

This train is full of soldiers.

I'm a journalist and I know more about this train than you can possibly imagine.

Those two over there, for example, are commissioners of an US arms factory...

that delivered ammunition to Porfirio Diaz' followers.

They wanted gold in exchange, which is the reason why a safe full of gold is travelling with us.

Hola, compadre!

How are you, my friend?

Move over a little.

Hola, José!

- Where are you going, my friend? - Oh, just outside...

because riding trains makes me sick.

Occupied!

Nobody's coming aboard. We can move on.

What's the hurry, amigo? Easy.

Go to the other side, quick!

What are you doing?

- You're taking liberties, or am I wrong? - You're wrong.

That's hardly the right moment to think about that.

If you don't stay down, you snuff it.

Why are you so worried about me?

Because l...

Occupied!

Damn!

Don't move, all of you!

Long live the revolution!

- But he said long live the revolution. - How can you hear anything in this chaos?

- I'm not done yet! - Damn shit!

And who have we here?

Sit down!

No!

Come here!

Come on, hurry up!

Put it on the wagon, and then we go before the damn police arrives.

Come on!

N'), no!

Let me g0! Let me g0!

No!

Take a look at what I found.

Well done! Bravo, muchachos!

The General will be proud of you!

He'll see you later.

- What General? - No idea.

Mexico is teeming with Generals.

On the horses!

Gringo.

I could have bet my head that you got away unharmed.

What are you doing? Conjuring stiffs?

- Do you know what this is? - I do. And you?

Whether you like or not, we're pafcners again, gringo.

Pafcners with equal shares.

POLICE BARRACKS

Water.

Well, if you agree, I could go back to Mexico City...

with an escofc you place at my disposal...

and there I'll complain directly to my friend, General Porfirio Diaz.

I repeat: There are no revolutionaries around here.

The train robbery was the act of bandits, of ordinary criminals.

And besides, do you want me to lose my rank?

I don't give a shit about your rank!

I demand that an American citizen gets some respect in this damned country!

I lost all my havings in that train robbery.

And I merely demand to be allowed to return to the United States.

- In honorable fashion! - Please calm down, sir.

- We'll see what we can do... - But when?

At once, sir, at once.

- Do you want me to sign a receipt? - No, that won't be necessary.

It is my personal contribution to the righteous cause of our General Porfirio Diaz.

I'll tell him that.

- So, how much did he shell out? - 50 pesos.

Excellent!

Three more police stations and we're well off for a while.

- Let's celebrate. - Easy, my friend!

- You know the money's for another cause. - lnformation's dirt-cheap around here.

They'd sell their wives for half a peso. For another peso, you'd also get their grannies.

- And how much is the daughter? - Wait, amigo.

Content oneself with the grandmother. Come on, let's go.

Let me do the talking, you hear? I know the mentality of my compatriots.

Good afternoon.

- Two. - Coming up.

I told you that you're not used to it.

Greetings.

There, drink.

You goat herders hear about lots of things in the mountains...

And you're well adviced to keep your mouth shut if you want to live longer.

But sometimes one can do a favor to an impofcant person by talking...

who will then reward you for it.

For example, you could do the boss a huge favor...

if you take that gringo over there to him.

He's willing to pay a lot for getting back his fiancee.

The one in the train who the bandits...

um, the patriots took away.

Maybe 1,000 pesos...

or maybe 2,000. Who knows...

The boss might be interested in that.

You do know where the boss' hideout is...

Don't you?

Here...

Well, we do want to do the boss this favor, huh?

Yes?

Good boy.

Done!

What's wrong with him?

You idiot made him drunk.

How should I know that this bum can't hold a drink?

Hey amigo, don't fool around! You've already taken the 10 pesos.

Alright! Good boy.

The boss will be proud of you. Come on, let's go.

Alright.

- I know somebody who could help you. - And where is this somebody?

There.

Follow me.

Perfect.

The guy at the table knows everything.

So, you know the mentality of your compatriots?

Why are you so upset? You were there, too.

We picked him together, didn't we?

Besides, you have to understand them. They're backward.

Sit down, my friend! This way!

Down!

- You wanted to talk to the boss? - With your permission, yes.

- May I? - No.

And what makes you think the boss actually wants to talk to you?

- We got something for him. - Shut up! Nobody asked you!

- We have to tell him something important. - About what?

The safe.

- What do you know about the safe? - Nothing.

Ijust know he can't open it because he doesn't have the key.

- You have the key? - No!

- Shut up! - Ouch!

But we know how to open it.

The suffering of the innocents' fortune...

- Swallow it! - What?

The key.

Boss! Boss! Boss!

Again...

He's got a healthy sleep, huh?

- It doesn't matter... - Down, on the floor!

- I said "down"! - Down.

Alarm!

- They're here, boss. - I saw them.

Pleased to meet you.

Excuse me.

Sit down!

Tall people irritate us.

Massage!

What brings you here?

Actually, I was taken here.

You were taken here because you wanted to talk to me.

- And you? - ljust accompany him.

It's his fiancee.

- What fiancee? - The lady who was in the train.

You took her with you. I saw it.

The boss doesn't touch any women.

Who took her away then?

This bastard Heraclio. He always thinks about broads.

How disgusting.

Too bad. We would have even paid ransom to get her back.

An exchange, so to speak.

How much?

Half of the gold in the safe.

What safe?

The one you snatched from the train...

We have the key to unlock it.

- Without the key... - you can't open it.

Lobo took the safe with him, and Heraclio the girl.

But I have the key now.

No! I assure you even if we wanted to, we couldn't give you the key right now.

And why not?

- Because... because we have... - Silence, Luca! Stop talking!

So, you don't want to talk?

That's even worse for you!

I think, if the key didn't show up by now...

I, however, think that I will have mine very soon...

No!

No!

Well, did you loosen your tongue, you bastards?

You will never get the key if you kill us!

I've had enough!

Come on, let's finish them off!

DT°P the guns!

Now dig out those poor souls.

They must be awfully hot in there.

Although...

A decent sweat is good for the body.

I take a Turkish bath whenever I get the chance.

I think it's very energizing.

- Diity bastard! - Oh please, violence is no solution.

If there was a misunderstanding, you should talk about it like gentlemen.

- And reason will prevail. - What are you doing here anyway?

Who the hell are you, damn it?

I abominate vulgarities.

Concerning your questions, my name is Brown.

I'm suffering from insomnia and usually never tend to my own affairs.

So, what is your problem?

What's that to you?

And now you tell me where this damned thing is!

I don't know! I already told you that.

Calm down.

Why don't you offer him to take pafc in your business.

Alright.

Come here. You didn't want the 50%.

Now you're getting 10 if you open your beak and tell me where this Lobo is.

Deal.

Give me 20 and we'll attack Lobo in his cave together.

Very good!

You see how quickly things clear up if you talk about it in a reasonable way.

Congratulations, you two.

- Congratulations. - Thanks.

Congratulations.

- And congratulations to you. - Thanks.

Here, take it. And now excuse me, but I have some business to do.

Thanky you very much, sir!

How are you?

Everything's okay, but the keys aren't there yet.

- Get ready, we're riding to Lobo. - You heard that, men?

- On the horses, we're riding to Lobo! - No, no, you misunderstood.

Just the three of us are riding to Lobo.

- That's better. - Yes, sure.

You misunderstood! We're going to Lobo!

Whereas you stay here!

Understood?

Hey boss!

- Are you sure this is the right place? - Absolutely.

- But it all looks the same. - Wrong, gringo. It looks the same to you.

I can see a dust cloud.

They're following us.

- That's at least 20 horses. - It's less, 12.

They'll wait until dark to attack us.

Why should they?

If they're the men of that bastard then because of the keys.

No, that's not it. I owe them three months' salary.

Go to sleep! I'll keep the first watch.

That's too dangerous.

On your last watch they left you in underpants.

Well, and they removed your gold tooth the night before without waking you up.

Ijust pretended to sleep so that they wouldn't kill me.

Damn shame, at least you couldn't have bothered me anymore then.

As if you're any better...

- Who's that? - Let's go up there!

Stupid sissy!

Damn bastards! Didn't I tell you?

You did, so?

- Give me that! - Here!

That looks pretty bad.

That's what you always say, but this time you'll hit the mark.

I always hit the mark.

You may come down, gentlemen. You're out of danger.

Now g0!

- A turbulent night, right? - A turbulent shit!

Can't you ever take care of your own business?

I'd say you're lucky that I don't.

And besides, I just can't.

You must know I can't fight it, it's stronger than I am...

Yeah, sure, but now that the boss is dead, who takes us to Lobo?

Now, let's see...

Maybe I got something that could be useful.

Nice car.

- How many PS has it? - Twelve.

Huh, what did I tell you?

Ah, here it is!

The official map of the automobile club. Absolutely up to date, of course.

You should get one.

Let's see: The boss lead you in this direction...

which means he tried to reach this mountain chain in the noith west.

There's only one town in which you can live.

A small village by the name of Siempo Suelos, which means something like "100 small wells".

Yes, exactly, Lobo must be there there. The village has been deserted for years.

If I were you, I'd give it a try.

You even have to tell us now what we should do?

I'm afraid yes, but it's my pleasure. I assure you that.

We, on the other hand, do what we like.

One moment, gentleman. You were saying nol1h west, right?

- North west. This direction. - Ah, yes.

- Who the hell is he? - That's his business.

- And why is he following us? - Also his business.

What did he say was the name of the village?

Cut it!

Damn piece of shit!

This heat...

I've had enough, Lobo.

Let's share the loot, then everyone does whatever he likes.

What do you want to share?

If we can't open the safe, there is no loot!

Then we do it like this:

You keep the safe and I take the woman. Deal?

No, we stick to it: The boss gets nothing.

And what we have, we'll share fifty-fifty. Enough said.

And what do you want to do?

- Keep rotting in this mousehole? - I said, enough said!

Half of the gold and half of the girl!

When you have half of the gold, you can buy half of the girl from me...

and have her all to yourself. Got that?

' L sot it! ' whatl5

What's up?

- This cannon. - What about the cannon?

We could open it with the cannon.

Yes, sure! A great idea.

Gonzalez!

Gonzalez!

- I'm here. - Come outside, Gonzalez.

- Lobo wants to see you. - What have I done?

You were bombadier for Porfirio Diaz?

That's past history now, and besides, I desefced.

- Yes or no? - Alright, yes.

I was in the first and best regiment of General Porfirio Diaz.

- Let's go! - Move!

Let's go... Yes, we'll go...

They brought it here and placed it against the wall.

- To do what? - I don't know. You want me to guess?

Let me take a look.

Ah, there's Lobo. And the other guy's there as well, with the girl.

What?

Holy moly, how pretty she is.

Huh, what do you think? Can we do it?

- Who knows... - I do!

And I tell you, we can do it! You just have to shoot and aim straight ahead!

As straight ahead as possible! Got it?

Aw, go away, don't waste my time!

Alright, I'll give it a try.

But if I succeed, I want a rank.

- What rank? - Colonel.

Alright, you'll get your rank!

But if you don't, I'll engrave it onto you forehead with lead!

- I'd say they'll pull it off. - And I say they won't.

You stupid...

We picked these two up outside. They say they want to join us.

Actually, they didn't pick us up, we were looking for you.

Exactly...

- Aw, shoot them. - Let's go!

No! Just a moment.

Did you take a good look at us? You can't shoot us just like that.

- How am I supposed to shoot you? - You should thank us for our visit.

- One can see that you don't know us. - He's got quite a lot to answer for.

He's a bosom buddy of Pancho Villa. They stole cattle in Texas together.

And he robbed 14 trains during the last two years.

He's a close friend of Zapata. They grew up together.

How the hell did you find me, huh?

- That's common knowledge in cel1ain circles. - And apart from that, you're famous, Lobo.

Well, that's true.

The raid on the train was a strategic masterpiece.

I know, I know.

Why do you want to join my gang?

To tell you the truth, the revolution is nice, but it's not exactly profitable.

Yes, so we wanted to provide for our old days.

Stop that now! That's just blether!

And I don't want any nags in my gang!

But...

What do you think of putting them to the test, like in the old days?

- Why not? - Yes, that could be arranged.

A jolly tradition of ours. We eat and drink together...

and prove to each other that we're not afraid of death.

It might be coincidence, but it the end, the one with the most fear always dies.

Anyways, if you really are who you say you are, this leaves you cold, right?

Really interesting.

Do whatever you want. I'll scram.

They're all so drunk here that they wouldn't even notice.

Don't play the idot.

It was your idea to join the gang.

Now we're right in the middle of it, and can't go back.

Friends!

Let's toast to these two honorable gentlemen who beseech the honor to join our gang.

Cheers!

Thank you, thank you.

I'm sure I shot at you somewhere.

If you would have shot at me, lwouldn't be here now.

- I know you always hit target. - Yeah, that's true.

Lobo, my brother, you know what I have to tell you?

Tomorrow my men and lwill leave. Don't take it personal.

- Iwant to join Zapata. - And the safe?

I'll leave it to you. With all the gold inside it.

I'll take the girl.

- Any objections? - No objections, my little brother.

I always said you're hero material.

Let's drink to Heraclio, who'll fight with the revolution alongside Zapata.

Cheers!

Viva Zapata!

Viva Heraclio!

Silence!

The moment has come to start our game.

Put the guns away!

And clear up the table.

Muchachos!

Alright...

Lzgmga 7, s, 9, 1o, 11 and 12.

What, 12? We ought to be 13.

One's missing! Who's missing?

- Aquilino's missing. - And where is that scoundrel?

- You killed him yesterday! - Oh right, exactly.

What are we going to do now? We're out of officers!

Then we'll promote someone. Gonzalez, the bombardier.

After all, he made the cannon fire.

You g9!

And why must there be 13?

Because 13 brings ill luck, thus someone has to die.

We all lay our arms around the shoulder of the guy next to us.

So tight that not even a bullet can pass through.

We'll turn out the light and I'll throw a loaded gun into the air.

Then we'll turn the light on again and there's only twelve of us left.

Pretty funny, right?

- Dead funny. - Yeah, really. Very funny.

And I sure did shoot at you once.

- I could swear to it. - You must be confusing me with someone.

Ah, there's Gonzalez.

There he is, our Gonzalez.

You really did that well.

I'd like to award you with a great honor. You will participate in our death circle.

Thanks a lot, my General, but I don't think I deserve it.

Besides, I'm not even an officer. I can't.

Come here, stay calm!

Pedro, get UP!

- You, what's your rank? - Colonel, my General.

- I'll degrade you. - Why?

- What have I done? - Nothing. That's why I degrade you.

Here...

Take it! Now you two are captains.

Get going, don't make us lose even more time!

- Sit down, and we'll start the game. - Yes, sure.

Now of all times, he has to make me captain.

Um, no, everything's alright to me.

Sorry Lobo, no offense.

Who assures us that you won't use the darkness to shoot us?

You will hear the sound of the gun dropping on the table.

And don't you forget:

The one with the most fear is always the one who dies.

- Well, there's nothing you... - Let's do it! Get ready!

Turn it out!

Turn it on!

You see, Captain, everything's alright.

Comrades...

Captain Gonzalez died like a hero at the table of honor.

Let's drink a glass to him.

Or maybe two.

Muchachos!

- Welcome to our gang. - Thanks.

What are you waiting for? Take that stinking carrion away.

Take him away! Come on, hurry up!

- Alright, alright. - We'll do it.

Now go, go!

Hey, what happened? Are you drunk?

- No, I think he's dead. - I see...

Give him to me.

Who knows why the dead are always heavier than the living?

Now let's leave here. The place is over there.

Yes!

- You have your key back? - Since quite a while, and you?

- Yeah, of course. - Listen, let's trade off.

I'll take the gold and you're getting the girl.

- Let's get the gold first. - Alright.

There he is.

All for us.

Inside the train! I shot at you inside the train! Manuel! Garcia! Let's move!

There they are!

To the stables!

Don't you think it was wrong to leave all the gold to Lobo?

I'm not interested in the gold. I got you and the revolution.

The most beautiful things in the world.

Yes, but it was a whole lot of gold.

This cigar case probably brought good luck to his former owner.

I wouldn't have thrown it away.

Take it. It'll bring you luck as well.

I'm sure about that.

What a woman! You see, she got it.

- So what? And what now? - She knows that we're here now.

And we know that she's here. That makes it all easier, right?

Easier how? What's the use of knowing that she's here or not?

And if she gets involved with anybody, then probably with that Mexican.

She won't get involved with him, understood?

- She's a reputable lady, don't talk like that! - You want a fight, my friend?

Not today, it's getting hot. But she won't get involved with him.

Am I mistaken, or did this woman steal your heart? Admit it.

Aw, that's nothing really. Come on, gringo, let's go!

What are you doing here?

Come to me.

I love you, I love y...

I especially love violent women.

- More, more... - You want some more?

You're hufcing me! You pig!

Leave me alone!

Jesus, you drunk pig!

You stink like a goat!

Helene!

Helene!

Look, you lost this on your way. After you stole it from me, of course.

That was only a souvenir.

I swear on the thing that's the most dear to me in the whole world.

- On my friend Luca. - Cut it out.

- I'm glad to see you again. - Me too, my dear.

Easy, gringo.

Don't tell me you came here just because of me.

I loved you ever since you offered me a cigar.

Did he also come because of me?

Or is it more about the safe?

- What safe are you talking about? - The one that was in the train.

Don't play dumb. You can't kid me.

I don't give a shit about the gold.

I have a different vision of my life. With a farm in Montana.

- With lots of kids, cattle and bulls... - That are just as horned as you are.

What a bastard.

He doesn't give a shit about the gold, huh?

I admit that the gold wouldn't disgust me. I'm sure it's quite a nice sum.

- You could do a lot with it. - Now, do you want the gold or me?

He wants both. I'll settle for the gold.

And how do you want to get to Lobo's hideout and open the safe?

We have the keys.

We found them in the train, honestly.

Those two stupid snotty compatriots in the train, those half-deads, had the keys.

- Me and my friend here... - No, you could never do that alone.

But I can help you.

Really, and how?

I'll convince Heraclio to attack Lobo.

But I want a share for that.

- Sure. - some for Heraclio, some for his men...

- and what's left for us? - Helene, don't worry, you'll get your share.

Gringo, talk about your share, because mine stays mine.

Sorry, lady, but there's someone who's only got me in the whole world, that's why...

- And who? - Me of course!

- I'll kick your head in! - Calm down, boys.

You'll see that this is absolutely unnecessary.

In the confusion of the battle, we'll take the gold and leave.

That's a word! I'm in.

- Helene... - You stupid broad!

Why don't you tell this to the boss?

He had a snake lying next to him.

Move, you American bastard!

This time, Heraclio makes us generals, at least.

Good evening. I once again...

arrived at the right moment.

Mademoiselle.

- Gentlemen. - Thanks a lot, sir.

What are you still doing here anyway?

Yeah right, why do you show up all the time?

You're asking this for the third time now.

The bandits will be here soon, attracted by the shots.

It would be better if they would neither find you, nor him, nor me around here.

Mademoiselle will explain that you two attacked and wanted to rape her.

Please pardon my French.

- If you say so. - No, you will say that.

During the scuffle she could grab the gun of a bandit...

while he was taking his pants off.

Excuse me! You're talking to a lady!

Helene!

- Helene! - They're coming!

- Let's go! - Yes, quick!

I'm sure you will accomplish your mission perfectly.

Helene!

Helene!

Helene!

These two tried to rape me! I had to do it to defend myself.

Fortunately, I could get away with a kick in the... you know where.

Come to me, my dear.

It's a shame that we have to separate.

After I talked to Zapata, I'll go back to Europe.

But why, my love?

Don't you like this wild country?

This life full of danger and adventures. You can ride around, free as the wind...

as proud as the condor with his rapacious beak.

Well, and in the meantime, the greedy Lobo steals your money.

- What do you mean? - Just like I said.

Lobo, that wise guy, let's you do the revolution...

and grabs the money. You'll see, he might even become finance minister.

These are defamations. Lobo is a great revolutionary.

Lobo is a great bastard.

And you're dumb and terribly sentimental.

If I hadn't fallen in love with you, then...

- Then what? - Then I'd be with Lobo now.

Overwhelmed with gold, like the statue of Montezuma.

Well, you know, he himself told it to me.

- Who? Montezuma? - But no, Lobo!

He said: "Chica...

stay with me and as soon as Heraclio, the dumbhead, joins Zapata...

I'll open the safe and overwhelm you with gold."

- He said: "Heraclio, the dumbhead"? - Yes, yes, exactly: "dumbhead".

How does he want to open the safe? It didn't even work with the cannon.

With the key, you idiot! He even showed it to me.

I'll kill him! God, I'll kill him!

Dil'cy traitor! Manuel, Garcia!

Everybody on the horses! We'll attack Lobo!

Good luck!

Let's g0!

There must be a cricket somewhere.

No, that's not a cricket. It's a cicada.

It's suffering from insomnia.

I think it sounds more like a snake.

Yeah, a snake.

No, I tell you something:

- Must be a fuse. - Exactly, a fuse!

These damned are attacking us! Return fire!

Lobo! Where are you?

Get out!

This way!

- Let's go! - Yeah, just go.

- And you? - Huh? Ah yes, I'm coming.

- Who's there? - Friends!

Come in!

Good afternoon. What a surprise.

Stop joking! I'll wait behind the church with the horses.

- Go! - Yes.

- Let's go. - Hey...

don't think you're the leader just because she's watching you.

- And who has the commando? - We both have the commando!

- Alright, but I command on my own! - Same here!

The clothes, boys!

The clothes!

The clothes.

In here!

Go!

You dog! You dumbass!

Heraclio, you pig! Where are you hiding?

I want to pump you full of lead.

Lobo! Get out!

Quick!

There you are, my dear. Had to wait for a long time.

But it'll work this time!

Did anybody ever tell you that you bring ill luck?

Lobo!

You dog! Where are you?

Heraclio! Heraclio! I want you to explain something to me:

- Why do you want to kill me? - What did you say?

- Why do you want to kill me? - I can't understand you!

What the hell! It's just not possible to talk with you.

When the bell tolls, man's voice becomes silent.

It just doesn't stop! You can't hear a thing with that chiming!

- Go to hell, you idiot! - Where shall I go?

- Repeat it! - Go to hell!

What kind of wild beasts we were.

- You know what I think, Helene? - More or less.

Now that we're rich, we could go to Europe.

- Maybe we marry, and then... - And then?

And then... You know that I love you.

Good afternoon, my friends!

Would you kindly dismount and come a little closer?

Gentlemen, I'm here in official capacity. Official, but in friendship. Believe me.

Sure, in friendship!

Looks more like a proper raid to me.

Don't talk nonsense, good man.

How could I steal something you robbed from people who also robbed it.

What the hell do you want from us then?

Mademoiselle.

Good news, gentlemen.

I'm here to present you a premium of 1,000 pesos...

because you were so nice as to bring back the gold of the famous weapon factory Colt...

which is represented by yours truly: Major Samuel Lee Barrett from the US military.

- A policeman, damn it! - Yeah, that's why he protected us all the time.

Well, duty is duty.

Couldn't we just pretend that you didn't find the gold?

Yes, as the phrase goes: One should always share brotherly.

Is this an attempt at bribery of a public official?

- No, no, I didn't say anything. - No, absolutely not.

Then let's not lose any more time. Put the gold into the trunk, please.

Of course, commissionary. At once.

- Here... - Four...

eight...

twelve.

Good.

It's all there.

With best wishes from the weapon factory Colt.

Mademoiselle, I'd like to offer you to drive with me in my car...

but as I can see, you're already in good company.

Thank you very much, gentlemen.

It was a pleasure.

The money.

Stop!

Who have we here? Didn't you want to go back to the USA?

Yes, so what? I'm already on my way.

- And who's she? - My fiancee.

Bandits kidnapped her, and we rescued her.

You didn't see this man by any chance, did you?

He's travelling in a red automobile.

Sure, that's Major Samuel Barrett from the US military.

Major my ass.

He's a notorious con man by the name of Elias McPherson...

who poses as the real Barrett. Did you see him?

- I didn't see him. - I saw him. She was sleeping.

Well, he drove into this direction.

- When? - Um... today.

Thank you very much. Forward, boys!

What a bastard!

We could still catch him.

Since we now know who he really is, he's forced to share the loot with us.

- Right, I'm in. - Sure, we should give it a try.

This way is faster!

Good afternoon.

- What's up, did I drive too fast? - No, you were too sassy.

You're joking!

- They caught him. - Nothing ever works.

What a shame, he actually wasn't unlikeable.

- Where will they take him? - To the village. There's a garrison.

- We should attack them immediately. - You're crazy!

They're too many.

We watch them from afar for starters.

Go fill up the water bottles.

- Is it hard to drive? - I will teach you some time.

Greetings, soldier.

- Your job is really tough, huh? - Poor fella.

No sleep, no holidays, right?

- Why don't you help him? - Yes, sure.

Yeah...

Captain, the Piones are revolting!

The barracks are on fire! The soldiers were killed!

Zapata's troops are coming. The entire area is in the rebels' hands.

And you, where are you going?

To the garrison in New Artipe, to raise an alarm.

With your permission, Captain.

Captain, your big moment has come. Viva Zapata!

- Viva Zapata? - Yes, viva Zapata!

Viva Zapata...

Viva Zapata!

Men!

Do you want your families to be proud of you?

Then join the revolutionaries and shout:

"Viva Zapata!"

Soldiers!

Do you want to save Mexico?

Then join the revolutionaries and shout:

"Viva Zapata!"

Viva Zapata!

Viva Zapata!

Drive.

- Would you tell me what's happening? - It happens that we need your horses.

This time we're serious with the revolution.

Dismount!

I know it's theft, but there is no other way.

Hands off! What do you think I'm wearing under it?

Let her go!

- Adios, gentleman. - I'm very sorry.

Oh well...

Let's g0!

Everything worked out so well.

Now Brown and the officer are driving into the desert alone.

- It would have been a breeze. - And how are we stopping them? With stones?

- Damn revolution! - Damn it!

We try it anyway! Maybe we can do something.

Listen, Captain.

I have an idea:

We share the gold fifty-fifty.

And I'll take you with me to the United States.

I have a good friend at the border.

- What do you think? - Stop the car!

- Strip! - You want me to undress?

I'm afraid you're getting the wrong ideas.

No, that's the right idea. It's actually yours, but I don't need you.

I'll settle for your stuff and the gold.

- Undress! - Well...

My grandma always told me not to take any advices from strangers.

- I'll remember it the next time. - Oh, don't worry.

There will be no next time for you, my friend.

No, no, one moment, just a second!

What's the use of it?

You can't even drive the car?

Hey, you! Brown, Barrett, McPherson or whatever your name is!

Quit the noble posturing and give us the gold back!

I'm afraid you will have to come down and get it yourselves.

And that's no posturing!

Give me the gun! I'll take care of that scoundrel!

- I missed him. - We got only two bullets left.

Let me do it.

Listen, Brown!

If you give back our gold, we'll let you go, word of honor!

Mention the automobile...

With the automobile!

And you'll also get back the 1,000 pesos premium.

- No, no, not that. Why? - Sure.

But let...

Damn it! Only two bullets left.

We can't stay here until tomorrow.

- And where should we go? - Make him a decent offer.

- I don't know, maybe 25%. - No.

- Well, he earned it somehow. - Yes, right...

Hey Brown!

What about sharing between the four of us?

Hear, hear, how generous you are.

Since I have the gold, I'm making the suggestions.

You know what we're going to do, friends?

I'll give you another 1,000 pesos.

Then this business is settled once and for all.

What a dirty pig!

Great! So he's the one who doesn't waste any bullets?

Listen, gringo, we have to outwit him.

Go over there and show yourself.

He'll come out to shoot you and bang, I'll kill him.

Go! What's wrong, don't you trust me?

Sure, but we'll do it the other way around.

- Give me the gun. - Alright, I'll go.

Be ready!

Brown!

Yes?

He's out of bullets. Otherwise, he'd shot.

- I don't believe it. - You want to see it?

Pay attention...

You were right.

Damn!

Not a single bullet left.

Damn!

Not a single bullet left.

We have to do something or he'll scram when it gets dark.

- And what do you want to do? - Well...

Leave that to us. Just stay calm.

Gringo...

My brother once rescued himself in a similar situation like this...

by using my sister as a shield.

So what?

Are you insane? I don't do such things.

No, only bluffing will help here.

Stop there, gringo, or I'll shoot you!

That's easily said.

For the last time, gringo: Stop right there!

Get out, you bastard!

Fight like a man!

I give up!

Luca, Helene, come down! We'll share!

We'll share! We'll share, come with me!

You gave me a real scare.

Be so nice and throw that one out of the car.

One, two, three. And out.

- And now we'll share by four. - No, my friend. Just by three.

- The couple counts as one person. - Are you joking?

The girl's entitled to her own share. She helped us.

Let's ask the gentleman.

Sir, you also think we should share by four, don't you?

Or by three?

By four, of course.

One for you...

one for you...

one for me...

and one for you.

For you...

foryou...

foryou...

and for me.

Alright, it was a real pleasure.

Hey, wait a minute!

You didn't want to leave us out here in the desert, did you?

- Without weapons or horses? - You could at least take us to the village.

- Alright, hop in. - Thanks.

The stal1er's broken. You have to push.

To the village?

No, only a few meters until the motor starts.

Alright.

Let's push!

Go!

Go!

Come on, stafc! There you are!

- Stop! - Stop, you scoundrel!

- Don't leave us alone! - You thief!

Helene, what are you doing? Get out!

- No, I'll go with him. - Why? What have I done to you?

Nothing, but he's my husband.

Hey!

Gringu!

Take it easy, my friend!

You'll see, one of these days we'll also be lucky.

You know, gringo, I know a platinum mine in Honduras.

No, don't!

Stop it, gringo!

In six months, we'll be rich, gringo!

Why are you so upset?

Then you're a horned one.

Wake up, gfing'?!

THE END