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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:02,961 - All right, wait, wait, wait! You ready? - Yeah 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:07,132 - Hi..- You've..- Reached..- Pete..- And..- Berg 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:11,637 - We're..- Not..- Home..- So..- Leave..- A..- Message.. - After..- The.. - Beep 4 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,183 - That - Sucked 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:24,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 6 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,535 Good morning! I'm Pete Dunville, lecturing for Professor Yanikov 7 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,120 The Kremlin 8 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,833 A big, ugly, building in Russia No, I can't say that 9 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,088 - Ah, great you're here! I can run this speech by you - Hey 10 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:48,049 - Whatever you need - ok.. 11 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,635 - The Kremlin. Commissioned in 1550 -- - Help me move the couch 12 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:55,973 Was to commemorate Ivan the Terrible's -- why are we moving the couch? 13 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:57,433 To make room for the dance floor 14 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,353 Ivan the Terrible? 15 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,981 - Berg, what have you done? - Nothing 16 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,984 I just happened to run into Bethany outside of work this morning 17 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:11,572 Happened? Berg, you had to happen on two trains and a ferry to get there! 18 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:16,577 -Hey! I haven't seen her in a while - Yeah, and life was good 19 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,996 What do you have against Bethany, huh? 20 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:22,792 Nothing! Except everything you run into her you turn into a bumbling fool 21 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,543 So untrue! 22 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,129 Berg, I don't get it! 23 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:28,255 Get what? 24 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:36,347 -I just feel like moving slowly on this one... - It's been two years, and you've never asked her out 25 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:40,851 Oh, yeah? Then how come I invited her to a party tonight? 26 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:43,479 Here? 27 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,439 How great is that?! 28 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:48,526 I'll go over to Melissa's 29 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,820 - You can't - Why not? 30 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,405 Because Melissa's coming over here 31 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,156 - For what? - For your birthday party 32 00:01:54,407 --> 00:01:57,743 -Berg, my birthday's not for seven months - But your party's tonight 33 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:58,494 Berg! 34 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,622 Pete, it wasn't my fault, okay?C'mon! 35 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,290 I was asking her to dinner 36 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:10,047 I really was...but then she got that whole soft, pouty look happening... 37 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,091 ..and you know her hair 38 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,427 Then she smiled... 39 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,305 ..and I panicked, and it just came out... 40 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,350 "Come to Pete's birthday party" 41 00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:24,979 You weren't there! 42 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,151 - Happy birthday - It's not my birthday 43 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:32,570 Yeah, well, whenever it is, now I'm covered! 44 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,071 Duly noted 45 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,285 Whoa, Berg, she's cleaning -- she must be mad! 46 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,538 Great! This place is a mess! 47 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:45,916 What's wrong, Sharon? 48 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,126 You know.... 49 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:54,258 a guy asks you out, and usually you expect a call sometime during the week, saying you know like maybe where, or what time -- 50 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:55,468 Who, the doll salesman? 51 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:59,221 He happens to be the VP of marketing for Barbie 52 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,557 a multi-million dollar corporation 53 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:03,934 Doll salesman 54 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:08,356 Maybe he got back together with his ex 55 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:12,943 Or maybe he just forgot all about you 56 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,322 Maybe he's on a conference call with Ken 57 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,616 All right, where's the new Scrub Genie?! 58 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:24,580 I think it's in the bathroom but you don't want to go in there, it's scary! No, stop! Don't... 59 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:27,833 Why are you torturing her? 60 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,837 Sharon's phone 61 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:35,633 It's Barbie Boy 62 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,886 Um, she's in the bathroom, could I take a message? 63 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,389 Yeah, 7:30, Copperfield's 64 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,058 I'll let her know. Thanks 65 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:46,143 - Hey, was that my phone? No!.. 66 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:48,813 We'll tell her later 67 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:56,112 - Don't you want this place to look good for your party? - Berg, there's no party. Party bad! 68 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:00,157 I have to nail this lecture tomorrow if I have any hopes of teaching undergrad next semester! 69 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,827 I need this party, Pete 70 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,079 All right, one condition 71 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:08,165 - Name it - You *finally* tell this woman how you feel 72 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,209 What do you mean? 73 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:15,047 -Forget it! No party! - Okay, I'll tell her tonight...I promise 74 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,466 And...I want everyone outta here by 10:30 75 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:20,011 Done! 76 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,889 Arrrgggh! Why am I about to say yes?! 77 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:27,018 Because you fight on the side of good! 78 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:36,027 - Mr. Bergen! - Barney! Fitzey! 79 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,030 - The party robe! - Epic! 80 00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:40,907 I wore it for the kids 81 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:46,496 - There's the boy! - Hey, what happened to your guys? 82 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:49,624 We had a fight. Fitz here tried to tell me it wasn't your birthday 83 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,626 - And you cut his tie off? - Chewed 84 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,629 Why so tense, big guy? 85 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:55,671 He's gotta give a speech 86 00:04:56,547 --> 00:05:04,263 Speech, speech, speech, SPEECH! WAOOOOOO! 87 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:08,434 So...you all set for Bethany? 88 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:13,272 Yep! Tonight, I'm going to play it cool 89 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:16,359 No going up to her, no talking to her every second... 90 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:20,321 be relaxed, enjoy myself, flirt with other girls 91 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,657 Why don't you just ring her doorbell and run away? 92 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,827 Happy birthday... 93 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:28,371 - Oh, thanks - I thought your birthday was in May? 94 00:05:28,663 --> 00:05:31,707 Nope, that was just a rumor started by my birth certificate 95 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:33,334 - Punch? 96 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:38,089 Nah, I gotta get back. The two knuckleheads who were supposed to work tonight called in sick.. 97 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:42,969 but then they did order a dozen pizzas... so, look I made 'em special. 98 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:46,722 Look, the number 30 out of black olives 99 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,975 Yeah, I do love to work with my toppings 100 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:56,023 I'm 24. Why did you make me 30? 101 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:57,775 You get better presents 102 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:00,778 I don't wanna be 30! 103 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:02,613 Act your age! 104 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,366 Hey there! Happy birthday! 105 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:10,037 - Melissa, you know it's not my birthday... - Oh, come on -- how many people get to turn thirty twice? 106 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,330 Jell-O Shot? 107 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,542 Oh, thank you! That looks lovely! I would love one 108 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:18,004 - No, thank you... - Hello, Mr. Doom-and-Gloom, be fun 109 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:23,760 - Oh, that is *good* - Yeah, well be careful with 'em, they're lethal 110 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,595 There's no fat in Jell-O! 111 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,807 No, no, that's not what I meant, I mean they're mixed with vod-- 112 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,517 C'mon Pops -- let's party! 113 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:37,815 Speech!! Speech!! Speech!! 114 00:06:40,026 --> 00:06:42,403 - Hey there, Party Guy! - Bethany! 115 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:51,454 And in this corner, wearing the blue disgusting robe that has never, ever been washed, Michael Eugene Bergen! 116 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:57,960 - Glad you could make it - Oh, come on! I wouldn't miss it for anything! 117 00:06:58,336 --> 00:07:04,550 Well, what if both of your legs were caught in a bear trap, and...you had a cold? 118 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:08,763 I'd chew myself free, and take a decongestant 119 00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:10,264 I love a girl with a plan 120 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:17,772 - Barney needs more punch! Bethany! - Rocky and Bullwinkle! 121 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,274 -Hey!! - Hey!! 122 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:24,070 -Hey! - Stop! 123 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,657 Boris need a refill! 124 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,038 I'm going in -- do you wanna come? 125 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:38,292 Um...no, um...I'm just gonna hang here; but you're welcome to -- 126 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:39,752 Hey guys! Wait up! 127 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,881 Hey everybody! It's Bethany! 128 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:49,011 Ha ha!..Oh, yeah, that's gonna stain 129 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:55,059 Nasdrovia ! 130 00:07:58,146 --> 00:08:01,107 Don't tell me, don't tell me....Bethany 131 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:05,820 Berg, do you realize we've known each other for almost two years? 132 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:13,327 - No...two years? - Yep. You walked right up to me at O'Malley's, and introduced yourself, and knocked a pitcher of margaritas into my lap 133 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:18,124 Oh, yeah...I was, just uh, trying to put out the fire in your pants 134 00:08:25,173 --> 00:08:26,466 Anyway, I 135 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:29,635 Ho, ho, ho, ho...Oh, God 136 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:33,723 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay....I'm gonna go get some club soda 137 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:42,607 What is everyone doing in my room?! 138 00:08:43,858 --> 00:08:45,693 What are you -- are you out of your mind?! 139 00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:48,237 You didn't have any more clean(?) glasses 140 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:52,200 That's it. Everyone, OUT! C'mon.... 141 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:54,160 out, out! 142 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,456 So what did Bethany say? 143 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:01,125 Aw, Berg... 144 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,878 Oh, Berg what? 145 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:09,509 You poor fool! Oh! I love how you never give up! God, that is just so romantic 146 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:14,889 You know Berg, you make up for all the doll salesmen out there that don't even bother to call 147 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:27,026 - I, uh...thought you were gonna to tell her - No, you were gonna to tell her 148 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:30,029 Man, would I hate to be friends with us 149 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:37,245 Pete! Let's DANCE! 150 00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:40,373 - No, no, no... - C'mon, we never dance anymore 151 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:46,087 Now that you're thirty, things are changing! Where did the time go?! 152 00:09:47,213 --> 00:09:51,050 -Listen, the time went nowhere, and I'm not thirty! - Yes, you are! 153 00:09:52,802 --> 00:09:56,389 - You think I'm too immature for you, don't you? - Melissa, how many of these have you had?! 154 00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:58,433 All different colors... 155 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,936 all working together! 156 00:10:02,395 --> 00:10:05,148 Why can't people get along like Jell-O?? 157 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:19,579 - All right, you dingbat, come on...let's get you some coffee... - Coffee? We don't need coffee -- we're Jell-O sisters!! 158 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,331 Wooooooo!! 159 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:24,938 - OW! - Sorry 160 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:30,214 - Good party, huh? - Yeah, yeah...I mean, look, now it's 10:15, and you're in here with me! 161 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:34,218 - I'm pacing myself - Berg 162 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:39,807 Pace your ass out there and tell her how you feel. You have fifteen minutes left. 163 00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:45,354 Alright...I'm goin' in 164 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:49,275 Did you invite the police? 165 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:57,742 Duhn-duhn-duhn-duhn-duhn--HEY! Duhn-duhn-duhn-duhn-duhn--HEY! 166 00:10:57,909 --> 00:11:02,413 - Bethany, I have something really important to tell you... - Sure... 167 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:08,586 I'm really, really sorry about this officer.It's my thirtieth birthday party, so a bunch of my friends came over... 168 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:13,258 and you know...it just...kinda got out of control...But, I promi -- 169 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:18,221 -Hey!! Pete! Can I be of some help? - Mr. Bauer! Hi, how are you? No, I have things under control here 170 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:19,097 Can I see your identification? 171 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:23,977 You don't need to see his identification 172 00:11:26,062 --> 00:11:27,981 We don't need to see his identification 173 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:29,816 This isn't the party you're looking for 174 00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:32,110 This isn't the party we're looking for 175 00:11:33,102 --> 00:11:35,363 -He can go about his business - You can go about your business 176 00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:37,365 - Move along - Move along 177 00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:45,123 WOW!! Mr. Bauer, thanks!! 178 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:47,667 May the Force not be with you 179 00:11:49,711 --> 00:11:51,379 - Get it? - Yeah, yeah 180 00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:04,058 Soooooo? What happened? What did she say? 181 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:06,227 I just wanted to test the waters... 182 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,772 - see how important I was to her -Great, and? 183 00:12:09,981 --> 00:12:11,941 And, I looked her right in the eye... 184 00:12:12,358 --> 00:12:14,360 -Uh-huh? - And she smiled back... 185 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:16,279 Uh-huh..good. And? 186 00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:18,156 And told her... 187 00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:21,284 I'm moving to France 188 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:23,203 Say what? 189 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:27,040 You only gave me fifteen minutes. It was the best I could do! 190 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:29,209 Berg! Berg, what are you afraid of?? 191 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,919 Mostly clowns...and mimes 192 00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:38,218 You know what, I give up. You're pathetic Everyone! I'm sorry! It's 10:30 193 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,595 Fountains... 194 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:42,472 FOUNTAINS!! 195 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:57,695 "Have fun". That's what she said. I tell her I'm moving to France, and she says, "Have fun" 196 00:12:58,071 --> 00:13:03,326 Well, Berg...what kind of girl is gonna go, "Oh, swell, you're moving out of the country? Let's start a relationship!" 197 00:13:05,829 --> 00:13:08,248 - Speech! Speech! - You want a speech?! 198 00:13:08,665 --> 00:13:10,792 Alright, here's your speech!! 199 00:13:17,841 --> 00:13:18,550 Hey!! 200 00:13:19,092 --> 00:13:20,718 Look what the guys on the softball team bought me! Ehh!! 201 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:30,103 And check out these! Huh?! And you guys missed an incredible tournament! Full-contact hopscotch! Bill was unstoppable! 202 00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:34,190 And Bernie ate a fern! Roots and all! 203 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:37,068 Okay, what put you in such a good mood? 204 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:43,950 After they threw me into the fountain, I had a couple of these to help me warm up, I looked around and said, Hey! 205 00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:47,620 It's my birthday! 206 00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:53,459 It is *not* your birthday 207 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:58,756 Oh, don't blame me because Bethany is out there having a great time, and you're hiding in here packing my clothes 208 00:14:00,175 --> 00:14:01,718 Why are you packing my clothes? 209 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:07,932 So Bethany can feel the pang of loss when I walk out that front door on my way to France 210 00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:13,062 Okay, he's lost it... 211 00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:17,901 You guys...you guys don't know how I feel 212 00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:23,948 Oh, come on! At least Bethany showed up! Whereas I got completely blown off. That's worse 213 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:26,075 No, it's not 214 00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:27,660 Trust me, it is 215 00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:30,830 No...it's not 216 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:32,707 Yes, it is 217 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:34,292 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 218 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:42,217 Well, I'll have you know that you didn't even get blown off. Doll Boy did call, and WE FORGOT TO TELL YOU! 219 00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:46,888 I think you owe me an apology, sister 220 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:53,061 - You--!! Ugghh!!!!!! - Ow! 221 00:14:55,730 --> 00:15:00,068 Berg, come on! Look, when I just starting to enjoy myself -- why are you doing this to me?? 222 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:01,819 I'm not doing anything to you! 223 00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:08,076 Oh, no, no, no... see, what happens to you happens to me -- and right now, my life is a circus all because you're trying to get into some girl's pants! 224 00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:10,286 Hey! It's not like that, Pete, okay?! 225 00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:14,791 -Whoa... - Wow... - Yeah... 226 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:21,548 No, no, no, no...this can't--...love?? 227 00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:24,968 This stays in the room 228 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:34,227 What *is* it about this girl that makes me so crazy? Her voice....her smile... 229 00:15:34,394 --> 00:15:38,690 - And the fact that doesn't just fall at your feet? - Yeah, and what is the deal with that?? 230 00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:44,946 Berg, you're in the middle of a relationship that I don't think she knows she's having 231 00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:50,493 - Maybe I should just stick with women I don't care about - No, Berg! You *have* to tell her! 232 00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:55,999 Listen to me! I know. I'm thirty 233 00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:01,796 -There you are! Awww, Happy Birthday Petey - Thanks 234 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,799 I've got to take off -- I have an early meeting 235 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:10,346 Awwwww...I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow 236 00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:13,183 Ooohh....you have a safe flight, okay? 237 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:17,437 Uh, Bethany...I need to ask you something... 238 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,901 Can you give me a ride to the airport? 239 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:28,489 Berg...you're not going to France, are you? 240 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,703 - Well... - No, no, no! Cut the crap! What's with you? 241 00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:38,833 You're right. I'm not 242 00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:49,636 This isn't even my stuff. The truth is...Pete's dying. 243 00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:56,643 I'm actually going to the airport to send some stuff ahead to Paris. There's a clinic there. 244 00:16:57,435 --> 00:17:03,233 But Pete looked so great! Running around, having fun...he was singing! 245 00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:05,985 Yep, that's one of the symptoms 246 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:11,032 - I'm sorry... - That's okay... 247 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,285 But I heaved on your new slippers! 248 00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:20,166 - I told you those things were lethal - But they were so pretty! 249 00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:25,463 - I told her - Ah, good for you 250 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:30,927 - If it's any consolation, when my uncle Roy was dying -- - What, you told her I was DYING?! 251 00:17:40,436 --> 00:17:42,397 I'm so sorry, I thought that she knew -- 252 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:46,317 For the love of God, help me! 253 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:55,827 Bethany, I'm not sick, Berg's not moving to France, I'm 24, and my birthday isn't 'til May.That about covers it, right? 254 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:56,703 Yeah 255 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:04,460 Berg, what's with all the lying and the games?? 256 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:09,007 Look, I like you 257 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,384 I like you too 258 00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:24,606 No, I mean, I like-like you...or love-you-like-you...or I'd like to love you? 259 00:18:25,648 --> 00:18:31,321 Oh, Berg...I've thought about this moment for such a long time... 260 00:18:31,446 --> 00:18:32,030 Me too! 261 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,782 I just always hoped and prayed that it would never happen. 262 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,079 What wouldn't happen? 263 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:50,924 This! C'mon Berg -- you know I, I love hanging out with you and stuff, I just -- you know, I don't...feel that way...about you. 264 00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:53,927 Oh, God, I'm sorry... 265 00:18:55,178 --> 00:18:56,804 I threw this whole party for you 266 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,559 That's very sweet! I, I didn't ask you to... 267 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:05,104 Well, it would have been a fairly odd request if you had... 268 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:10,610 Oh, Berg...can we still be friends? 269 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:17,951 Probably...but, uh, I've *really* had my fill of personal growth for the day... 270 00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:25,750 - Bye - Bye 271 00:19:34,926 --> 00:19:39,514 - Speech! SPEECH! - You know what?! Speech this! 272 00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:52,235 Orion...the hunter... 273 00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,659 - I did it - And? 274 00:20:00,243 --> 00:20:02,287 Are you pretending you weren't watching from the window? 275 00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:04,247 Isn't that the way we play this game? 276 00:20:05,999 --> 00:20:10,003 Man...I'm surprised you identified me without dental records 277 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,630 - That bad, huh? - Brutal... 278 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:14,632 Good 279 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:16,759 I'll punch you right in the mouth 280 00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:22,140 Berg, I'm serious. Look, it's good to get stomped on every once in a while. Reminds us that we're human 281 00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:28,479 And this might -- and notice I say might -- mean that you're one step closer to a relationship 282 00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:30,690 B-uuugghhh! 283 00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:42,785 I gotta hand it to you -- you know, this was...outstanding You know, most people don't get to enjoy their thirtieth birthday party because they're too freaked out about turning thirty. 284 00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,206 Well, I'm always looking out for you 285 00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:49,375 And I got to watch you suffer 286 00:20:52,212 --> 00:20:55,590 - You get enjoyment out of that, huh? - I really, really do! 287 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:58,510 - My present to you - Thanks 288 00:20:59,219 --> 00:21:04,098 -Pete...! - Speech, speech, speech, SPEECH! - Speech, boy! - Go get 'em, Pe-co! 289 00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:07,393 Don't stop now, bad boy -- you're on a roll 290 00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:12,190 - Alright, you want a speech?? - YEAH!! 291 00:21:13,483 --> 00:21:18,363 Speech... A speech... The Kremlin. Big ugly building in Russia is surrounded by fountains -- 292 00:21:19,155 --> 00:21:23,493 FOUNTAINS!..FOUNTAINS!...FOUNTAINS! 293 00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:30,460 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 24887

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