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look at us Pete
life seem dull lately ?
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Not anymore, now that I have to learn to drive with one eye
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so, fun day at the park ?
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- I got kicked off the team
- now what'd you do ?
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- I spiked the second baseman
- that's all part of the game
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- our second baseman
- oh, yeah that's wrong
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I'm in right field, I cut off a ball and gap, and fire rocket to second
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schmeco drops it and tells me :
"try not to throw your shopping arm"
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that's when I reared in, and I cleared him in the chin
these co-ed softball leagues are all sexist
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co-ed, as in boys and girls working toiling, sweating together towards a common goal ?
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Hardly, they're forced to have at least two girls on the team
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so they hide one of the in right field, bury the other one as designated hitter !
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Yeah, cause they wanna win
kidding, kidding, kidding
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you know, I have the perfect solution
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- come play on our team
- yeah
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- we don't have a team
- Pete, I have a dream
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a dream, where women are free to roam all fields, not just right, but center, left, and yes, even short stop
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- even pitcher ?
- Sorry kid, that's man's work
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I am through �
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Pete, here's the roaster
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you, me, and seven gorgeous babes, in skin tight baseball pants
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- hah, this sounds great, but you know me, I hate to lose
- who said anything about losing ?
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- What is the number one college women sport in the country ?
- Basketball
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- after that
- volleyball
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- after that
- softball
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softball
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- and what's the city, with the most colleges ?
- Boston
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right-o, we recruit seven gorgeous ringers, from the finest softball teams in Boston
what do you say ?
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Play ball
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we'll practice
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- Bill, if you sponsor us it'll be great publicity for the pizza place
- yeah, like the 1985 Beacon street little cheeses
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- yeah, they made the headlines
- for being the first team in little league history to lose every game
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there're always drowning their sorrows in my free pizzas
they got so fat I had to drive them into the game in groups of three
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- but this isn't little league
- yeah this is us, it'll be fun
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come on bill
I bet you were quite an athlete in your day
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- what do you mean "in my day"?
- Did I say "in my day"?
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Well I can't play anyway
Ellen won't let me wear a cup
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- excuse me?
- We're trying to have kids
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and I read some articles in the doctor's office that said you're not suppose to heat up you n�
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your t�
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your � area
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- come on Bill �
- hey hey hey, the man said no, no means no
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thank you Berg
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I guess the league champ this year will be Tessio's pizzeria
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- Tessio's?
- Yeah
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you know, our friends down the street, the ones who slips their coupons into our pizza boxes !
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When they're not doing that, they're out there winning big softball trophies, with no one to stop'em, but no big deal
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- when do you need the uniforms ?
- If we get them by the end of the week we'll have a game this saturday
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- ok, when do we play Tessio's ?
- A week after that
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- Bill, Bill, where are you going ?
- As a gesture of our sportsmanship and goodwill
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I'm going to go over to Tessio's, and wish then the best of luck,
and as I'm leaving, I'm gonna stick my menu in his front window
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- yeah
- ok, so when do we get to meet these ringers you've been bragging about ?
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No time like the present, Sharon, Pete, let's give it up for your Beacon street pizza all stars
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meet our out field, Madeline, Jennifer, and Michelle, our third baseman Liane the riffle, and this ... is ... Bunny
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- you expect me to play with a team full of chicks ?
- Hey squirt, three of us play for Boston college
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- I play for Florida State
- and I play the main stage at "topless topless topless"
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she strips, to take me out to the ball game
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wait wait, Sharon, what's the matter, you're afraid you're not gonna be the best girl on the team?
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- We'll see, alright girls, let's hit the cages
- oh, I don't feel like dancing
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- the bating cages
- oh
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- alright, eight players, we're one short
- I know, I was counting on Bill, but this cup thing caught me off guard
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- alright, who're we gonna get ?
- You know ! I love baseball
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but they said I threw the world series, I was banned from the game and thought I would never play again
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then one day, this couk in Iowa tears up his farm to make a baseball field, he built it, we came
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that's, that's terrific, listen, we're just gonna step over here into reality
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- yes
- Pete, it's pinball girl
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ah, she comes in here just to torture me
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"ease his pain"
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look Pete, you've been drooling over this girl for three months, go talk to her
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- no, she's way outta my league
- "go the distance"
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Pete, don't you see, now we have a softball team
look, don't forget why we got into this
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- what? To be shallow and manipulate women ?
- There you go
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can I have some change?
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- Um
- thanks
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"don't be a woos"
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ah, excuse me, can I talk to you for a �
hi, um, you know, I couldn't help but no�
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hey look, here dad wants to play catch with you
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you know I couldn't help but notice that you are a really good pinball player
you know, nobody hits the crazy horse multi bonus bomb more that you
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- thanks
- so you must be great at softball
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- why is that ?
- I don't know
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but, but, my friend and I are starting up a team and we're looking for a ninth player
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I love softball, when I was little I used to play with my brothers
I used to beg them to let me pitch
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- that's fine cause we're looking for a pitcher
- can you get me on the team ?
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I'll have to ask the coach
coach says yes
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alright
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- I'm Pete
- April
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- so I'll see you saturday 3 o'clock at Bill Bakner park
- I'll be there
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Pete Dunvill with the play of the day
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- hey, how'd my team do ?
- 16 to nothing
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the empire called the game after the first inning, it's called the mercy rule, saves the losing team from further embarrassment
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alright Beacon Street Pizza
bring the team in, I'll give'em all free .. Medium .. Salads
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- thanks Bill
- Tessio is going down
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- are you like a compulsive liar or can you control it?
- I didn't lie, I said 16 to nothing, I just didn't tell that we were the .. Nothing
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I can't believe we lost to .. Flowers By Bruce
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- Sharon shake it off, alright, it was our first game, we'll get better
- yeah, we shoot April in the head
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- well, you know, you know, it's so easy to blame April
- actually Pete, it is
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- she walked the first twelve batters
- yeah, alright, but then she settled down
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- she found the rhythm
- her home run rhythm
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- what was that, six in a row ?
- You should've pulled her, he told me I could pitch
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alright, Sharon you're over reacting
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- "Thank you for our first ever win", Flowers By Bruce
- it was fun, you keep in touch
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well, look who made a friend
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alright, that's it, April's not pitching again since I am
you got a problem with that, I'll kick your ass
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can I take these flowers? They're really brighten up my kitchen
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- what is with her?
- What is with you?
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- What happened to mister "I hate to lose"?
- He finally met pinball girl
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well, good for you, but that doesn't help me with the rest of the girls
look, they want April out, Bunny, quite frankly was embarrassed
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- Bunny? The exotic pole dancer in right field was embarrassed
- she's a champion pole dancer
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they retired her thong
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alright, you know what, forget it, April loves to pitch, and I want April to love me, end of story
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boys, I just got off the phone with that stuffed pepper Tessio
made a little bet on saturday's game
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- how little? We're talking little right?
- Oh no, if we kick Tessio's butt
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he and his delivery boys and to stand in front of their own restaurant and pass out flyers for Beacon street Pizza
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- that doesn't sound so big
- dressed as meat-balls and calzones
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- and so, uh, if we were to lose �
- 16 and nothing, hey my boys aren't gonna lose, my boys are winners
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don't worry, I think you look good in anything
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there are three things I don't wear, sandals, turtle necks, and italian food
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look, just tell April she can play right field, Sharon will pitch and we'll move Bunny to second
so she can be closer to me on first
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- hi coach, can I talk to you for a minute
- he'll be right there
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- you're doing her a favor, she's humiliating herself out there
- yeah I know you're right, but she looks so cute in her uniform
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just relax ok, take a deep breath, and I want you to picture you and me, dressed up as a number four combo
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hey coach
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- April
- tough game today
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- yeah yeah, you know April �
- Pete, you were so wonderful
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anyone else would have pulled me out of the game and stuck me in right field
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- yeah but you s �
- but I know you have confidence in me so next game, I'm gonna prove you right
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- but I �
- but I know it won't be easy, so we're gonna have to work together every night this week
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every night ?
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And after the game, we can celebrate at my parents house on the Cape
they're in Europe
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so what were you gonna tell me?
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I �
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ice that arm
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- ah, that's better
- lucky I'm a doctor, you had a big knot in your thigh
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- thanks
- you know, I'm thinking of specializing, in exotic dance medicine
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- Berg
- Bill, Bill! What're doing here?
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Came to see my team kill Tessio's
why the cheerleader's playing catch?
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Those aren't the cheerleaders, that's the team
you see, it's a co-ed league
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yeah I know, but you only need two girls, you hide one in right field,
and you bury the other as designated hitter
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oh, April, put a jacket on that pitching arm
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April, you're pitcher's name is April ?!
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- Hi, I'm Bunny
- right field
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- what're looking at?
- A meat-ball and a calzone
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look at the size of the guys from Tessio's
oh my God, those are the women!
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Play ball
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go
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- start us off
- at the middle
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- cute shoes
- thanks
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okay, I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing you haven't told April she's not the pitcher
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- finally, our first hit
- of the game
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look I'm telling you, Berg, she's been working really hard all week, alright, it's only fair to let her start
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alright
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alright, these cheerleaders' got game
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- alright I'm up
- wow wow, send in one of the girls
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- yo Madeline, grab a bat
- hey Tessio, you don't know a strike zone from a calzone
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- I just made that up
- really!
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Yeah
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alright alright, I'm up
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but listen, if April starts sucking up a storm out there you're gonna pull here out
and put in Sharon, we can't afford to lose ... this � game
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- okay, but if you excuse me, I have some runners to drive in
- I think you're gonna have to take that up with the natural
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- alright April, a fire in there
- ball three
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- hey Pete, what size meat-ball do you wear?
- Alright, time out, time out
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- I know, I know, I have to step towards the plate
- no it's fine
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- my release point's off
- no that's great
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losing my concentration I can't stop thinking about you and me at the Cape
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remember between the shoulders and the knees
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great job April, you're the best
okay, she's gotta go
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- look, she's really looking forward to take me to the Cape
- if you don't pull April out, right now, we're gonna lose
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- are you willing to sacrifice the team so that you can have sex?
- Yes
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I've gotta respect that
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- you do?
- Absolutely
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damn, I wish I could respect that
look, this is all wrong, it's all wrong
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I can't do this to you, I can't do it to the team
April, alright, ah � right field
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Bunny second base
Sharo
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- up the rock
- hey, wow wow wow
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- now listen, Tessio, he loves to crowd the play
- not my play
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- third ball
- well well well, look who's on the mount, thinker bell
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don't hurt your dusting arm
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- hey, you hit Tessio
- he was crowding the play
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- you did that on purpose
- come on
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- come on
- yeah
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- wow wow wow, I can't hit you, you're a girl
- there're all girls
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except those two
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- hey it was nice working with you
- it's been a real pleasure
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yeah
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- eat at Tessio's best pizza in Boston
- Pete, smile
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wait wait wait, my sauce is crooked
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- say "cheese"
- bite me
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- man, Berg, Bill is never ever gonna forgive us for this
- oh relax, he's got a healthy sense of humor
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I'm not even talking to you guys
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now how can you tell me, that genetic engineering could possibly benefit society?
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Through out human history, we've been frightened by technological advancement
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- yet we've always adapted to it
- he's right, it's not the technological advancement that we should fear
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but the misapplication of it by unstable minds
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